Formally /heem/
Mick Parkin
Based
LesbianFairy
What does Jiri have that Walker doesn't??? They're both based retards but Walker has even better height, reach, power and leg kicks
Will this man ever stop heemin people?
>>141950224Payton talbott fights next week
Mid fight hair grooming is the new meta
>>141950261Yes. Ilia Topuria will not heem Max Holloway.
>>141950265talmbout...........talbott?
>>141950261>B----bnigga? wtf what a racist
Bobbybros, what's our next move?
>DUDE, You gotta check out this ugly lesbo amerimutt I'm simping for who's boyfriend got her into MMA 2 months ago
>>141950269Baldbros how do we respond
>>141950258Bushido code and a chin
My belt, Dricus....
>>141950265holy shitwho will have the balls to pick this algerian fuck?
>>141950285The bald can not lose because they have already experienced the ultimate loss. It sounds like a gift and a curse.
>>141950255rape
This obsession with male virginity needs to stop. It's perfectly fine to remain a virgin all your life and for this reason I have decided to stop following Sean O'Malley on X and instagram.
*enters the fucking thread*
>OOOOOHHHH OOOOOOOHHHH NOOOOOOOOOOOO OH NNOOOOOOOOOOO THIS IS BAAAD!! THIS IS BAD!!! DRICUS IS PUTTING WHITTAKERS HEAD NEAR WHERE HIS PENIS IS!!!>HE'S IN REAL TROUBLE
>>141950281not american and I didn't get her into MMA
Chimaev does not stand A FUCKIN CHANCE against The Decimator
lmao Khamzat's first REAL near-death experience
>>141950327>we are not done!They are in fact done.
Realistically, what can the UFC do to address the Pereira Puzzle?
It's over for Jizzy isn't it?
I'm thinking Walker still beats Jones
>>141950361Israel will retire after winning the belt back.
>>141950350Which Pereira?
It's actually over for this poor fella's career. Khamzat is done and his hype train literally derailed itself
>>141950377The puzzle one
>>141950381He should fight Kelvin
>>141950255Built for BBC (Big Brazza Cock)
>>141950406wait puzzles means autism. Gaethge?Justin is totally Brazilian. Now I remember.
Ian Garry and Oliveira discussing their cultural differences
>>141950436Calm down Samir. Calm down I know you just got to the amazing land of Canada.
>UFC Fight Night: Lemos vs. Jandiroba
>>141950381After all the opportunities he ruined, Dana should have him fight three times with top 5 fighters before give him a title shot.
>>141950345he wrote that for her
>>141950443puzzle means hard to figure out fighter. Alex Pereira is a puzzleHe's basically invincible
>>141950255gawldawlg im gawlna bawlst...
>>141950495
>>141950506it was on purpose, to thank Izzy for this life changing opportunity
>>141950455Ruski women love BBC, it's a known fact
>>141950255Boobs
Please tell me we're all boying Raul Rosas Jr.
Can someone post Whittaker heeming the zeem guy? Thanks.
>>141950269Fucking kek
Trocoli Sharapichu was fixed
This time...this time Jiri will win
>>141950345Feel like Dees on the coke too nowadays.
I'll say itfight fairy sucks
kek
>>141950543Yeah... Sucks pussy and tits.
>>141950528Paulo Costa was never my friend and he was a violent drunk that tried to make advances on my mother.Also he was on several medications(Most of which make you fucking brazilian)
>>141950534
What do Artem Lobov, Angela Hill and Ion Cutelaba have in common?
>>141950269This is what Pavlobitch lost to?
>>141950559Nice
bob vs strick is the fight to make
>>141950583it says I can't post a duplicate reply when it's a different webm, I have no fucking idea what is going on with this piece of shit site
Sergei just didn't want to hurt Alex that's all.
>>141950583unt this
>>141950558what the fuck are you talking about
maximum love for all humanity
>did 15 strict pull ups>qt milf gave me her number >bobby wonwe're all gonna make it
>>141950598>>141950612hemm
>>141950627
>>141950564ufc veterans.
>>141950654Basado. You do them weighted too?
>Can't even do 10 strict pull ups>No woman ever gave me her number>Ikram lostWe're never gonna make it
I didn’t do any pullups today but I heemed my meng if that means anything
>>141950673Not basado. You consider roping too?
>>141950696I got a rope for you right here pal *zip*
Ikram was still in it, early stop
>>141950696i guess I could jump rope yeah
>>141950670gonna start adding weight. Couldn't do a single one not too long ago
>>141950474>Filtered by the bi-annual cazzie filter card
you now remember Sergei Pavlovich.
>>141950474watch it for Talbott then turn it off
>>141950770nvm wrong event
>>141950474
>>141950701*proceeds to expertly low kick it and heem it away* heh nothing personal
>>141950796it means we can press that little red cross on top right earlier bro
>>141950766Is he the proof of the fact that Ngannou probably was at least a little bit skilled?
Ikram with his Combat Sambo and wrestling mastery wins that fight 4/5 timesIt is what it is
>>141950822doubt I'll watch this at all
>>141950834at least 1 legged ngubu clearly beat gane (who beat volkov in a close fight)
>>141950851oh Christ there's 3 of them
>>141950834This was Pavlovich's worst fight in the UFC and it was still 10 miles above Ngannou vs Lewis
>>141950612OHHHHH, Reddit Bob got ONE heem in 7 years? He will be champ fer sure
>>141950891What possesses someone to post such a mentally deranged post? Or better yet obsess with reddit. Is it the (You)?
The amount of people that bet on Aliskerov at mediocre odds is astounding. That jayhive picks retard bet 10k on Aliskerov. I looked at his Instagram, and literally none of the parlays or tips he has posted have hit. Dudes a fucking retard. Do these “professional gamblers” actually make any money out of this? He lost a shitload of money betting on Naimov as well
The best base for being an attractive female mixed martial artist is being born as Brazilian
>>141950906Whittaker got beat by a women’s self-defense class head-and-arm throw and a „Powerjab“. You could think that some mysterious Sambomaster could exploit that.
>>141950906I lost on Pavlovich. Sad times. Although I'm not a degen so I only bet what I can (very) comfortably afford to lose. Still sad times.
Are Ikram fags still coping?
>>141951002Yeah I had two parlays, all legs came through except for Naimov on one and Sergei on the other. Sergei’s performance was an absolute joke. Naimov just has a low IQ. Usual story!
Niggal of the Beaux should market himself as the dagestani killer or some shit, call each and everyone of them a terrorist and systematically wrestlefuck them to a decision if he ever wants to have a career
They booed Robert redditakker
fuckinb hell man
Intercourse with Alexa Grasso...if you know what I'm saying
>>141951069what do you mean
>>141951066Johnny Walker honestly needs to leave the big leagues and go be the best LHW in PFL or something. That's the only course I see for him
>>141951042He can’t call them a terrorist because they’ll corner him like they did with Colbitch (probably brandishing weapons) and make him shit a brick
>>141951002Phack Yew
Dan Hardy and Skibidi Mcgregor linked up
>>141951100i miss dan hardy commentating ufc. he's twice the commentator pissbing is
>>141951086What a bitch
>>141951083that's where the stuff of legends is born
>>141951069huh?
>>141951104STOP THA FOIGHT!
>>141950306>Admit they would commit a heinous crimeWait until you get heemed to an eternity in jail
>>141950905>mentally deranged post :|>mentally deranged post about the fighter i dislike :)>mentally deranged post about the fighter i like >:(stop being such a little fag
>>141950381He's such a stupid shithead and squanders anything given to him, time after time, just fucking cut him, fucking faggot can't even fight at Perth at least
>>141951117he was right
>>141951120More like an anus crime
>>141951042Bo is too much of a wholesome, Christian, mid-western nice guy to engage in such trash talk. He'll call them out respectfully and say something like "Let's see who's wrestling is better, USA vs. Dagestan" or something like that.
>>141950906I made a lot of money on a 2x parlay, its a shit card so im very happy, i used to post my slips but i will never do that ever again because i don't want poorgroids to get out of the trenches.Rich 4 lyfe
>>141950258Jiri is incredibly durable and also has the best recovery in the division when he does get hurt. Oezdemir did catch Jiri a few times, but it wasn't enough.
>>141950549Can't even blame Shara, if you know the refs will let you cheat because you're in a Muslim shithole, why not?
>>141951129Honestly not a bad stoppage as it looks, Dan Hardy was a retard to actually complain about Herb's "late" stoppage when Jai Herbert didn't even communicate proper to Herb that he didn't want to fight and the GnP wasn't that brutal
>>141951187Refs never take points for cage grabs regardless of where the fight is.
>>141950258Good defence. He has the best defence in the sport right now for fighters who keep their hands low. That's what casuals don't understand, you have to be a martial arts master to win with that style and Jiri's only been KO'd 2 times with a 99% finish rate. He has some of the best defence in the sport.
>>141950549Its weird how Goddard let that stood, Shara did apologize with one hand raise but Shara pulled it so hard the metal hinges from the cage almost got pulled off
>>141951209Also, before Alex, Jiri's last KO loss to King Mo was during a tournament where he'd already fought earlier the same night
>>141951209he has great head movement and that's it
>>141951153Didn't he basically recently insinuate that Khamzat and Darren Till had gay sex ?
>>141951069This heemspeak thing has become completely unintelligible
>>141951232Anyone with eyes could come to the same conclusion
>>141951187I mean wouldn't you grab it? sometimes fighters will do it accidently and probably don't know or forget, and do it to instinctively balance themselves cause they feel uncertain about falling/tripping in a really nasty waywhich makes sense why have opening/gaps on a fence, instead something like a mat wall would help,
>>141951265Joe Rogan said something similar, but the cage is part of the sport's dna at this point
We need an indian UFC champion
in a world of cynicism, all I have is me genuinely rooting for bobbert for eight years now, you can't break me
>>141951295Genuinely never going to happen. There'll be a Scottish champion before there's a Jeet
>>141951232based Beaux Du Negal already making steps in the right directions, he shuold show up with a toothpick in his mouth, a confederate flag themed durag and eyes squeeze like he's always looking into the sun
>>141951209>jiri>good defenceI feel like we watched a different person in Rizin, he was almost heemed constantly. he recovered well though and always turned it around.
>>141950261you can feel the Lobov comparison really hurt him
>>141951295May happen if they fix their subhuman genetics somehow
I am the best fighter around. My friends call me "El Pollo Loco", it means "Heroic Warrior".
Jiri benefits more from a rematch and while I would love Pereira to win once again, I think Prochazka will even the score this time around.
heem decided after UFC 294 that short notice fights don't count, therefore Reddit rob still hasn't heemed anyone in 8 years
>>141950313Sean is a matriarchal cuck anyway
>>141951504Its not possible to be that bad at sportsI just think they are too lazy/dumb or just dont care
>>141951295>>141951314>>141951504I am more surprised about the lack of Syrian and Iraqi heemsters considering the environment in those countries
>>141951738Modern wars dont produce fightersIts just fucking buck break you and i believe that arabs/mid easterners are just very lazy
>>141951738>>141951765Unironacally the best arab fighter was some yemeni
Aspie! Be ready
>>141950906A lot of the experts seem to make very bad picks in general desuIt's hard to tell if they do it on purpose to try manipulate the line for their own betsI'm pretty sure if you followed all of MintyBets bets you'd have lost a lot of money by now
>he believed in the pavlobussy meme
>>141951783This is what iraqis saw in the Zanj Rebellion
>>141951802When it comes to MMA betting there's only one man I'd trust with my money
>>141950269Look how happy he wasThat won him the fight
>>141950474sometimes i don't mind shit cards because you can leave them on in the background and just look every now and again and you won't miss anythingwith good cards you have to apy attention and shit, lot of time gone
>>141951858high iq, they had to get him off the broadcasts because he was costing bookies money
Did anyone watch Bellator? How did Jason Jackson lose?
>>141950317What an amazing scenePure kinoWhat a beat bobby is
>>141950693should have panic wrestled tbdesu
>>141951888wait he lost? wtf?
>Jiri beats Alex>Alex moves to HW and heems Jonesbest timeline
>>141951926>get submitted
>>141951926In normal circumstances I would pick Alex but the anti heem gloves will have a drastic impact on this fight
>>141950612I hate to see the muay Thai pulling hand when kicking without a guard up highWhy don't people do the long guard as jbj sometimes does
>>141951916According to Tapology. I thought he was like the one moderately good guy that they have.
>>141951962He is good, seems like he lost to some undefeated guyDidn't watch the fight though. A lot of Jackson's hype came from the Amosov fight when he broke his streak
He beat Aliskerov? GET HIM A TITLE SHOT NOW!
Happy for are Bobert
>>141951946QRD on the new gloves?
>>141952126this but unironically
>>141952207Imbued with anti heem technology to prevent clean heems. They made their first appearance at 302 and knockouts have been few and far between.There is also speculation they actually work in reverse, so previous non heemers now have heem potential (e.g. Rob yesterday) while established heemers can no longer heem. Much remains to be seen but their impact on the organisation is undeniable and Jiri/Alex 2 will be a casualty.
khamzat should fight paulo costa if he fights again
>Shara...the contract
>>141952207they're doing everything they can to suck the entertainment out of the sport
>The anti-heem gloves have failed?
>"Right then, time to fly back home and play Elden Ring"
Reddit Rob went to see Jordan Peterson once, he is basically Hitler now
i think johnny walker is the greatest example of a downfall in modern MMA. he looked like a worldbeater when he debuted, people were saying he was gonna take the belt off Jones. then he dislocated his shoulder doing a victory dance and now he's getting flushed by poocan poozdemireverything can change for the worse just like that, life is crazy b
>>141950335Chimaev is a grappler and Aliskerov a striker. Many people just watch UFC for the fight but don't understand the difference between styles.
>>141950525No their kind are not welcome. Western countries are no more role models.
>>141952456>Chimaev is a grappler and Aliskerov a strikerAliskerov is a combat sambo world champion and was able to negate a lot of Chimaev's grappling when they fought, then Khamzat won by KO uppercut on the feet
>>141952448>i think JAPAN is the greatest example of a downfall in modern HISTORY. they looked like a worldbeater when they debuted, people were saying they was gonna take the WORLD off AMEERICA. then THEY GOT HIT WITH TWO NUKES doing a LOSS dance and now they're getting flushed by BRITH RATES>everything can change for the worse just like that, life is crazy b
many people watch the UFC but not many people are dying of a rare illness
>>141952488He has the profile of a grappler but not really fight like one.
>>141950372this state of isreal might be the most interesting (story wise) he has ever been, where does he go? everyone seems ready for him.
>>141952299>Yeah the UFC was calling me to fight the former champ, one of the best middleweights of all time. He's lucky I couldn't pick up the phone, I would have destroyed him.>Shara Bullet? That unranked striker who looked like shit in his 2nd UFC fight and barely got it done against a guy coming in on 4 days notice? Give me that guy
>>141952543>Of The PenisWhat kind of surname is that?
*farts*
>>141952621Don't fucking fart in my thread. *slaps top of your head gently*
New fighter nickname:"The Golden and Silver Warrior of Reason, Rationality and Atheism, Fighting against Irrationality, Fascism and Bigotry"
if sergei had started swinging on volkov or punched him in the back of the head while he wasn't looking that would have been the way a real one refuses to accept the loss. but that little tantrum was just gay and it gave me the ick
your attacks against herzog for the cannonier stoppage have resulted in the death of johnny walker. i hope you're proud of yourself.
>>141950731retty ood
https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/search/text/Kramdaddy/pfffffffffff AAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHA
>>141952426levels fuck off, heem or be heemed
>>141952543
a "good chin" is 70% psychological, 20% technique and 10% physical. the reason these old bums start to get heemed over and over is because they don't have the same aggression and energy they did when they were younger. it's the "shot you don't see that gets you" principle in effect at all times. young and aggressive (especially psychopathic) fighters are sharpened and locked in at all times by their temperament. guys with awful chins like johnny walker are simply not locked in to the same level. you can clearly see it in the eyes.
>>141952426Damn, Aspie is ugly as fuck
Johnny Walker is a textbook glass cannon. For that one fight where he decided to be a jiu jitsu guy, he looked unstoppable. That's the way he needs to fight going forward. His size makes him a problem for anyone if he just chooses to grapple.He will be able to get anyone down with his explosiveness.
how much weight does Johnny Walker cut? I wonder if that has a lot to do with his chin. The guy made Volkan look tiny.
Max>Locked in>Highly aggressive>Ready to kill or be killedJohnny>Casual attention>Little to no aggression>Ready to get paid and go home
>>141953270He cuts a shitload but at this point his chin is so far gone that it wouldn’t matter how much he cuts
You just know after Tom demolishes blaydes the cope will be “1-1”
>>141952925man his leg is really fucked
Uh!Uh!Let's go!Zeem me up!Zeem me up inside!Can't zeem up!Zeem me up inside!Zeem me!
>>141952925why is the wheel of his car on the wrong side?
Shitkram Shartiskerov is 31 years old.
>>141950299that looks like a good value odds at +900
>>141953682Conor still lives in Ireland, they drive on the left side of the road like us, so the wheel is on the right
>>141952925Damn I want that Homer Simpson t-shirt.
I feel as if the tall russian won the fight against the thicker russian because and you can see after the fight as well the tall russian was fighting happy and free while the thicker was very tense and angry
>>141954530Not the case, both have elite aggression, which is usually the case between two fighters at the top of their division
>johnny walker is going to be the one to beat john!
>>141953351>>141954819This anon is onto something, now do Bob vs Ikram
The difference is Volkov fought for love and friendship, whereas Pavlovich let hate and frustration take over his heart.
>>141954819I cant see volkov beating tom or gane, and probably jailton wrestles him. His ceiling seems to be beating sergei and maybe blaydes. Not sure whats next for him but he has a 4 fights ranked hw win streak so he should demand title shot or at least number one contender especially after how easy guys like gane get title shots
>>141954872Unfortunately the fight was so short there are barely any images
>We'll talk tomorrow It's tomorrow mate
Time to lift the weight limit at Heavyweight
The odds before whittaker ikram were close to even. Literally free money, im not sure if its the bookies or other people betting that were stupid. It was clear whittaker is way quicker and ikram is solid but slower and sloppy defense. I also notice Sandhagen is a decent underdog vs umar, although umar is better than ikram but still like sandhagen
>>141952286I dont share with others
>>141950549in round one this happened, too lazy to make a webm sorry
shartpootin bullet looked pretty bad desu. it was boring as fuck, he just played timid counterstriker and was defending takedowns the entire time. finally was gonna go down and grabbed the cage. then finished gassed literally who opponent. I'm not sold on this guy at all. on a side note, he looks average sized when standng alone, but he's pretty big in reality lol
>>141955309You said anyone who picks Johnny Walker is a newfag who has only been watching MMA for a few years. I picked Walker and have been watching for 15 years, hence "you don't know what you're talking about." Your pick was correct and mine was wrong. Respect to you. But the way your phrased it was gay and retarded so I called you on your bullshit. Cheers, mate. You got the pick right, be happy about that.
>>141955309thats the guy that bet 5k on pisskerov
you guys realize ikram isnt even ranked? he fought a former champ who was supposed to fight the boogy man in khamzat. dudes 31 years old he has time.
>>141955805Sharabumlet actually got a bonus for this performance
>>141955814You got BTFO
>>141956188With only 4 finishes it's not like he had much competition
>>141955814I'm not going to argue with you since you replied and I'm surprised you'd own up to it. I appreciate it.It's not about a right or wrong pick, even though it is. It's about you guys in this place being smug and calling good fighters shit when you obviously don't know their skillset. You saw how nice his boxing is, Volkan is impressive both physically and technically
Turning 25 in less than a month and I have nothing. Ground zero.
>>141956467everyone already knew volkan was the better fighter
Rob that song is fucking shit, always has been, please stop being a weirdo
>>141956557you're still a kid, build something you have nothing but time
that turkey dana interview was pretty funny
His excellency Ari Emanuel
>>141956557I'm 34 think about that, then treat yourself to what ever you're into to make yourself feel good, go to a bar next week and pull a nice slag, enjoy the weekend with her, then plan what you're going to invest in or training course that's going to put you in a position to make money later this year or next.I watch documentaries about third worlders or just people in the west who've suffered disasters like losing family or getting an incurable illness, then I feel good about myself for a bit. I'm your documentary today mate.
>>141956467Yeah but I'm not that "You" that you're talking about and there's probably a lot of people here who aren't either. Like I said, I've been watching the sport for 15 years and I don't gamble. I literally don't give a fuck if I get my picks wrong. Doing picks is only something I do on /heem/ and I only do it to make watching the fights more fun. I also never pick against my boys. I've picked Tony on every single one of his fights in this losing streak. I have NEVER got all my picks right. EVER. I like both Volkan and Walker equally, I just went with Walker because he's a bit more fun and silly and I thought it'd be more fun to watch him get the W. That's literally it. But yeah, again, good on you for getting that right. There's something fun about watching a lot of the tape before fights, making calculations and having the proper insight to get a pic right. That's just not me right now. Cheers.
>>141956826Best to just hurry up and kys
>>141956880You lost
>>141956562Really, I don't think so but I hope so. So many solid guys get out down for no reason, like Rakic or Reyes. These are top level 1 percenters in this world. Its just dumb
>>141956880You aren't the anon?
THE anon?
>>141956880Are you him then?
>UFC Migrant League>USA Migrants from South America vs UK Migrants from Africa and Middle East Who's winning? I think our migrants got it.
>>141956893I wanted to but I'm just too curious to find out what happens, it's not actually impossible to make it, so I need to find out if I do.
>>141957040Yes, dude. That was literally me.Do you feel satisfied?
>>141957040>>141957102Wait, no, the top one was me. The bottom wasn't. You're putting waaaay too much thought and energy into this.
>>141957047What good uk fighters are from the Middle East or Africa?Leon and lerone are both Caribbean
>>141957040I stand corrected. Those are both me.
>tfw a delivery of new funkopops arrives
Return of the Mack
>Shara reddit, Redditlum, Redditlov, and Redditker all wontrash card, drying sport, soulless saudi arena, jons washed, conors gone, khabib and islam are going to jail, omalleys a cuck, and pereira is almost 40. I'd have to imagine guys like rampage, chuck and big john are rolling in their graves
>>141957615them niggas is alive b
>>141957759theyre spinning over in their podcast chairs
Feels like the UFC lineup is stagnating, have they ever had a pedophile on the roster?
>>141958070Max Holloway
chitobros..
>>141958070pat barry
>>141957158I'm not the one going on about it, it was done!
>>141958330future champ
chi ma-ev the meng (There it is)chi ma-ev the meng (Come on)chi ma-ev the meng (Oh my God)You know that he'll be back (Here he am)
>>141958330>Bantamweight What went wrong?
His Excellency, Turki Al Shik has placed a chastity cage on Dana
>>141958567He was a 16 year old kid, of course he's gotten bigger since then
Yo intelbong any news on my boy CRod
when i read this thread, i see so many pussies it gives me a hard on none of you have what it takes to be an ultimate fighter
>>141958626Max has been a featherweight since he was 17 or something Same for a bunch if other fighters
oil is in the bin
>>141958662Man, shut up
Wow, Jim Miller has signed with the NIGGER FIGHTING LEAGUE
>>141958662Max is a cutbabby at 145, which he proved at 300. Paddy belongs at 155, he isn't that big for it
>>141951209
Paddy ends the Topuria meme
>>141958640Still gay
Max's boxing, durability and length is a nightmare matchup for Topuria.
>>141959004>lengthFACT: Topuria has a longer reach than Max Holloway
>>141959004Ilia Topuria is putting the pedophile on skates and finishing him off
>>141959063Reach is a meme measurement, see how Volkov vs Pavlovich played out despite Pavlovich having a longer reach?
Topuria = PavlovichMax = Volkov
THEY USED TO BE FRIENDS
>>141959154manlet marks without a life that don't know it a work when you work a work and work yourself into a shoot,marks
>>141959188GMS
Topuria = Basically a godMax = Retarded pedophile
>>141959134Pablobitch is ass
>>141959232That's no way to talk about Tom Aspinall's best win
>>141958102Really? What child did he rape?
>>141956617yes, I'm getting rid of all the useless things I own and focusing on getting healthier. Without health nothing is of value...>>141956826I think I'm probably just going to leave Germany and live in Greece, work there in a german callcenter and just train and enjoy the better climate, trynna put myself into a chain of events until I reach wherever I'm supposed to be
Topuria = Got punked by PaddyMax = Didn't get punked by Paddy
Topuria is basically a fraud look at his UFC career>Volk - giga manlet flushed by Islam>Josh Emmett - manlet 1 trick pony>Bryce Mitchell - strikelet meme fighter>Jai Herbert - bum but still almost simulated Topuria>Ryan Hall - strikelet meme fighter>Damon Jackson - bum more focused on repairing his hairline than fighting>Youssef Zalal - who the fuck is that guy
>>141959313Ok?
>>141959313Only good fighter in the UFC right now is Ian Garry
>>141959269I wasn’t talking about volkov retard
>actually reads the chat and answers questions>doesnt pretend to know mma>doesnt ask for money>chat moves slow enough to read and has posters with good fight insight>no manchild incel seething when certain fighters lose>quiet and can hear the fights over heryeah this is comfy and the new heem approved livestream
>>141959459Aspinall crotchsniffed to get that win. Disgraceful performance.
>>141959472Why would I want to watch a livestream of some tranny that doesn't know mma
oh he's hurt!!!
ufc is dying
>>141959511the same reason you read the posts of trannies that dont know mma
>>141959472If Lucas Tracy, MMAGuru, Rigo and Fight Fairy were on a deserted island together do you think they would eat Fight Fairy?
>>141959521Two more weeks
>>141959488>NOOOO STOP MIXING THE MARTIAL ARTS
>>141959547Crotchsniffing is gay!
>>141959541they all die within 12 hours due to excessive sun exposure
>>141959154ufc destroys friendship
>>141959547this but unironicallybring back mixed discipline fights, its unfair when they get to practice both cage wrestling and kickboxing
>>141959581I agree that gspedo sucks but Aspinall actually finishes people
>>141959372sim
>>141959472unwatchable partly because of the virgin losers latching onto her. Imagine reading that chat and taking anyone in it serious kek. Fuck you.
>>141959634Aspinall crotchsniffes because he SCARED and PUNCHES with his EYES CLOSED. He should go train with his idol GSP so he can learn how to throw a punch.
Fun fact, Alexander Volkov attended a prestigious russian university and has a degree in rocket scienceThat's largely where the disconnect between him and Pavlovich comes from, Volkov is sociable and high IQ, while Pavlovich is a quiet meathead from the air force. Pavlovich never really respected Volkov as a fighter and didn't really get him or his humor
>>141959134Pavlovic wasn't supposed to win because he has long arms you, did you think it was some kind of rule? What a rim job, I think you missed the point
>>141950224Uhm /heem/ xisters?https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/UFC_308
>>141959753Trump's a fucking felon and a fraudulent president, why is he on that list?
>>141959277Good start, as long as you keep moving you should be alright, even small improvements add up. I'm only in this situation because I did absolutely nothing, then looked up and 15 was gone with nothing to show.Godspeed
the way johnny says he was made for this, and he has a new child so hes got mouths to feed, and then he gets simulated by volkan ooz in the most disrespectful way made me feel ennui
I think we can say with 80% certainty, that when two fighters spar, who ever wins the spar is going to end up losing the actual fight
>>141959747Dumb tranny he couldn't hit Volkov despite having a longer reach.
>>141959640I really hate to say it but that's a nice Top
>>141959753a jeet edited this
>>141959858Exactly, because it's not about reach, you idiot haha. Oh my god
>>141959812>>141959870>brigitte Marcon>wmma in my mmma
>>141959817read We Want to Live by Aajonus Vonderplanitzmaybe you will reverse some of those years and sickness and with health your will to live right and joy will return too
>>141959892wtf are you even arguing the post you replied to was about how reach doesn't matter
>>141959908Mate I don't want any inspirational blabber, I know why I need and it's not positivity or confidence but a way to make some serious money, and QUICKAppreciated though gutted tag
>>141959896she kinda looks like a meng so....
>>141959929Oh you're right
>>141959957it's not inspirational blabber, it's about his schizo diet that cures people of cancer and all kinds of degenerative diseases
>>141952510Japan was a piss poor country before and during the war. They had thier glory days in the late 80s/early 90s. Then the bubble bursted.On a side note, fuck that one journalist revealing Pride FC had Yakuza ties.
>>141960008That's quite interesting, I'm not worried about my health though. I'll look into it though just for entertainment value
>>141952925I like the disapproving Homer t-shirt.
>>141960085It's literal inspiration blabber about eating raw food by some retard who made a fake name to publish it, just read something better like almost anything else
>Ukrainians Good fighters >PolesGood fighters>CzechsGood fighters>YugoslavsGood fighters>ChurkasGood fighters>Ethnic RussiansTotals bumsWhy?
Been a long weekend up here in hyperborrea, I have come to admit I was wrong about Pavlovich he is a worthless bum and I guess it was for the best the Gromit guy heemed him for the fake belt
The fix was in.
Yan is the only good russian fighter and he's half chinese
>>141960270It was a close fight
>>141960244We single handedly permaheemed most of their decent heemers midway through the last century while you guys were giving them money and steel
>>141960270Classic Sal
>>141950559nigga doesn't know how to defend against uppercuts
Can a reporter ask dana if nikita krylov is even still alive? Genuinely think he might be dead
>>141960339He's injured
>>141960339draft dodger and fake patriot
>>141960339Ah yes another guy that I couldn't think of, he could have easily fought last week. There was no reason they couldn't have made a better event than that. I'm still confused as to why they did that.
>>141960384thanks ive heard nothing about him in over a year, hope hes back soon but he'll probably get pushed to the back of the line and have to win 4 more fights for a title shot
>>141960339He supported RussiaLast I heard he was fleeing Ukraine and near the frontlinesWe'll probably never know what happened to him
boxing youtube>middle class british guys>random geriatric blacks>latinos here and theremma youubte>an obese ginger incel>slavic hooker >ex fitness influencer>some obese american>literal kids and indians making AI generated shortswhat causes this ?
Ian Garry's out here slaying light heavyweights as a welterweight. MVP is fucked.
>>141960261>Gromit guy Kek
>>141960460He got ran out of Ukraine like a decade ago
>>141960427krylov and oezdemir and even volkov for that matter could easily get title shots or bigger fights if anyone cared about them but they just keep cycling through fighting the same other unpopular but good contenders. Oezdemir and Vokov should have spazzed out on their post fight interviews yesterday instead of "I vant to fight higher rank guy next"
>>141960485Boxing viewers are relatively normal and train and wont be weird or stalkerish while mma fans on the internet are very into mandrama and finding out about personal lives and harrassing so only the few and brave want to venture into the arena
>>141960485Boxing as an older sport is more well established in certain ethnic group culture, which is why you get a lot of brits, latinos and blacks talking about it.MMA as a newer sport mainly appeals to suburbian white type
>>141960485>boxing youtubersLibtards that love blacks>an obese ginger incelBased 6'5" dungeon dwelling racist who wants all expats gone>slavic hookerNot slavic, jewish. Everytime you mention her name someone gets paid>ex fitness influencerBased midget who threatens to kill fighters
>>141960537the problem with Volkov is that he pretty decisively lost to Tom, Gane and Blaydes, and beat basically everybody beside them, so he has nowhere to go.
FightFairy
MMA has kind of entrenched itself in the middle east and europe. Conor and Khabib really did a number. I don't expect it to quite take hold in south america and africa the way boxing did, but I think the cultural fanbase has already been established.Take the saudi card we just had for example, the crowd was way louder and more involved than they are for a boxing show.
>>141960658on muh dick!
Godlovichbros...
>>141960638>racist who wants all expats gonehe's a grifter
>>141960673>Take the saudi card we just had for example, the crowd was way louderum they were dead silent the whole time
A year ago I said Gane would beat Pavlovich and was 50/50 against TomI stand vindicated Also Tom has the best chance of beating Jones out if everyone on the roster
>>141960643This is where you have to act evil on the mic and call gane a pussy and say he hasnt fought volkov 2.0 etc etc. Only fight volkov might get that could help him would be Jailton. Beating tybura/spivac wont do much
>>141960701it was still somehow louder than saudi boxing cards for most of the main card
>>141960537Volkov has his chance, oezdemir never fights, krylov yes but for an unknown reason they keep him under a rock and for an unknown reason he ok doesn't mind
>>141960689Why would an MMA youtuber who has no political influence lie about hating migrants? Do you even know what the phrase grifter means, Zied?
>>141960701You can hear a pin drop during a saudi boxing match They barely cheered for Usyk vs Fury and that was the biggest fight boxing has had in 25 years
>>141960754because it appeals to his audience, same way Strickland is a grifter or Haney grifts being a muslim
>>141959640>he fucking lives with you?
i love immigrants, should i start an mma youtube channel?
Tom resume>good winsVolkovPavlobitch>ranked fat fucksTyburaSpivac>flushed can with name valueArlovskiGane resume>good winsVolkov>ranked fat fucksTuivasaSpivacLewisRozenstruik>flushed can with name valueJDSTom pass the eye test better with his grappling, but it's toss up between who has the better resume
>>141960824Wrong, he hates imports.
>>141960643rematches can still happen even if someone lost decisively
>>141960846he hates you then
>>141960683No longer my friend b, what a bum I looked like an idiot in front of my friends when I told them he's fersure going to knock out the lanky nerd now I'm never going to watch heems away from heem ever again>>141960824You're talking to a leaf he's either being ironic or is a sub 80 iq idiot and believes mmaguru is legit
for every "friends turned foes" in the ufc, many more friendships have bloomed in the meantime
>>141960877Self-defeating response.
Ikram lost and then this happens
>>141960914Why are you doing this much pr for an mma youchewber who wouldn't fart a mayonnaise rich brap in your general direction and doesn't even have nice milkers or anything of value. Kinda faggy of you let's be honest b
>>1419608422 good wins>1 good win. It's pretty simple
>>141960946Jewtin's gonna freak!
Ian Garry doesn't think MVP is good enough to beat him or anyone above him in the rankings:>[MVP] never won a world title in Bellator... he couldn't do it at Bellator he thinks he's gonna do it here? He's not gonna touch me and he's not gonna touch anybody above me in the rankings. This is the end of his career... I'm faster than him. I'm prettier than him. I'm more technical than him.Brutal.
>>141959541LucasTracy would claim and protect her, Guru would help them kill and eat Rigo then be forced to live on the bad part of the island by himself.
>>141960946ikram getting fraud checked made my night, russia should have deported the dagis to the ottoman empire like they did to the circassians
>>141960946Bit odd they have a schaubagogue in Dagestan how did that one slip under the radar
>LucasTracy would claim and protect her, Guru would help them kill and eat Rigo then be forced to live on the bad part of the island by himself.
>>141961118the only mma personality that i can listen to without feeling harrassed is that rich guy although he's a cunt as well at least he's not annoying
>>141961088yeah I still remember a while ago they went to hunt for joos at the airport
>>141961088jews were there first, there were jewish communities in the causcas region before christianity even started and hundreds of years before islam started
I think Venom Page is going to knock this fag out. I’m placing a large wager on it
The thing with fight fairy is she's doing everything right but her chat is always going to have people that keep bringing up Guru and people that objectify her and act creepy. Ideally she gets a few loyal listeners to curate the fanbase.>>141961222mvp fights like kevin holland or wonderboy in big fights with more dancing than going in for the kill, seems like a decision or img gets a fluke heem if mvp has his hands down
>>141961200I don't know about the source, it has a whiff of something to it although I don't doubt for a second they'd do it if there really was one based on the plane thing
Garry gets the heem.
Gooby fucking fightweek
>>141961205Sure thing b, no doubt it's someone else's fault they had to leave isn't it
>>141961247I have a small hedge on him winning by decision but really sense a KO coming. You are right though I hope page is t too conservative
>>141961296m8...
>>141961299if you are going to reply to me, reply with something that makes sense you reprobate
>>141961222>>141961247>>141961323MVP said he's going for the kill because he needs to build his highlight reel up and wants to fight Leon in the UK>>141961296I have bad news b
>>141961222I want MVP to win but he's a can. His best win is fucking kevin holland lmao.We have seen Ian get tagged in his earlier fights tho. I can see Ian losing this one.
>>141960190you will perish pasteurized food-cel
>>141961337That made sense to 109 plus nations and counting, don't worry about it :)
>>141961342Totally makes sense. It’s his second fight in the UFC against a rather disliked guy who is facing cuck memes. He knows if he gets a good finish it will be huge for his career
>>141961403why the non sequitur? shut the fuck up i didnt ask
Just put 100 on Jiri by finish at +200. Bookies don't want this smoke.
>>141961436That's not very nice to say so soon after the shabbat how would UFC megastar Natan Levy feel about this
>>141961469why doesn't anyone ever post the slips?
>>141960339theres probably Ukies that unironically want him dead, so he's probably not leaving russia any time soon
>>141961480
>>141961469*blocks your path*
>>141961480Levels.
>>141961490
levels
>>141961469Those odds are shit… the straight money line is +140 lmao
>>141961562>two to one odds on Jiri getting a finish are bad
>>141961562Jiri has literally only 1 win by dec and it's when he had a broken leg. This is a heem or be heemed fight.
>>141961368Based and preferable in my 60s if possible from years of opulent enjoyment of life and heeming extra cheese>>141961423He seemed fairly convinced that it was a sensible career move while Ian thought marrying his woife was one, he even told Bisping his plan was to exploit Ian's over eager striking when he gets frustrated while Ian is talking about being better looking than a 40 year old man, I'm betting on MVP
>>141961533Jiri was never even close to heeming pereira for Goddard to "get in his way"
>>141961640You might want to watch that fight again, b
Fuckin muzzies shooting again. Burn all these rats alive, start with saudis
>>141961658Basado
>>141961640alex grabbed the fence when he was launching jiri's chin into space and marc was like "cool shit bruv"
>>141961323I kinda think mvp doesnt want to be just a kevin holland ppv attraction but wants to actually get a title shot so he might go for it against garry but Ive never really seen garry rocked outside of that asian guy and garry shelled up and was super conservative vs geoff neal so I think even if he loses he avoids getting finished
>>141961658firmly believe most muslims are not fans of MMA but just fans other other muslims and that's the only reason they watch the sport.
>>141961658Qrd?
Chandler said UFC 303 is his card... who is he fighting?
Topuria will DESTROY Islam
>>141961658
>>141961682father time
>>141961679This is true. Look at the event last night barely made a noise in the arena
brazzas...
>>141961698it's always hilarious how chechens perceive themselves
>>141961162This got lost in the thread when the b*ngk*ke starting blathering about ancient scrolls or something, who is the rich mma analyst? I only really enjoy Jaxxon rn because of the quality of guests and banter the analysis is hit and miss but when it hits it's usually from an esteemed coach or fighter
Big news for the leaf gayrot spammer
heem yourself at all times
i feel like jan and ankalaev should fight. noone wants them near a title shot so they should be forced to fight for it, because i have this feeling it'll be a NC or draw.
>>141961783are fight nights cheaper tickets than ppvs?
>>141961804Jan won and you can't convince me otherwise.
might fly across the country and watch 305. problem is the maincard will start at like 10am Sunday.
>>141961731Not him but Jews in the caucuses isn’t some mossad psyop it’s historical fact and where the khazar milkers meme comes from. You’re making a fool of yourself again
>>141961783WHY CALGARY?!?!
>>141961783Iluminado bros we are back.
>>141961783wtf will they have water? last I heard the city was still running out of water
>>141961822it goes deeper than that, i was talking about https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Georgian_Jewsit wasnt even responding to my posts, it was just seething about jews and replying to my posts
>>141961804>Jan vs ankleACKev 2 ends in a draw again
>>141961822They converted long after christianity, ironic you think you're not making a fewl of yourself as is expected with your flag
implying the ikram hype wasnt a psyop to distract the le fans from the reality that the main event was rob vs an unranked recent DWCS alumni
>>141961860>ItThat's fight talk
>>141961889his claim to fame was losing to canzat lmao.muslims are delusional.
>>141961860>seething about jewsYou seem upset about me asking a simple question >>141961299 what's the matter buby? Not enough gefilke for dindins?
>>141961783canada is charles' territory
The Georgian Jews are a community of Jews who migrated to Georgia during the Babylonian captivity in the 6th century BCE.[2] It is one of the oldest communities in the region. Prior to Georgia's annexation by the Russian Empire in 1801, the 2,600-year history of the Georgian Jews was marked by an almost total absence of antisemitism and a visible assimilation in the Georgian language and culture
>>141961731Its that guy lucrative mma, some rabbit mouth bong but he is a really good analyst, i subbed to his service for 1 month back in the winter but i saw he makes a bunch of dumbass bets too so i unsubbed, i still listen to his takes though he has some really insightful picks like he picked reyes for example I cant listen to rampage because of how low IQ and grunting retard he is for most of the time, rampages host is a dumbass muttface only worth listening for some of the guests and goathold
>>141961942Tribe Members: Yoseph StalinIlia Topuria
>>141961937that fight was so bananas. charles did more damage to dariush from bottom position lmfao
>>141961783LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>spamming wiki pasta in a kvetching frenzyLmfao>>141961944Alright thanks b, I'll look him up now sounds good
141961925they didnt leave though you spastic, it was a continuous community for thousands of years
>>141961888>It is believed that Mountain Jews in Persia, as early as the 8th century BCE, continued to migrate east; settling in mountainous areas of the Caucasus.
>>141961997Are we talmbout khazaria or some wiki page I WON'T be clicking on tyvm, because that post was about khazaria
>>141961992Uh huh...
>>141961979he does a breakdown show like right before a card
>>141961937i thought shartoosh was the GOAT?
Canada won't poison Gamrot. Matt takes this one.
>>141962094He is, Chuck fluked his way to victory
>>141962024nice backpedal
>>141962130I'm not, I firmly reject your poxy wiki link and subsequent frantic spamming of it's contents and was addressing the heemster talmbout big khazarian milkers
GODthje
Daner please before I do muh fackin head in
wait a minute, we sure ankalaev is a muzzy? someone get me his 23andme
How does Georgia-raised former Champion Forrest Griffin fit into all of this?
>>141962339The passover b*ng will probably claim him too b
>>141962267if alexander the great did look like this, but with two different eyes. i guess i get it
>>141962367alexander the great was a greek alexander the great volkanovski is a bulgarian
ciryl gane is from detroit
ciryl gane is where jamahal hill was born
jamahal hill fathered ciyrl ganes child
>>141962386Both are gay
Tony *flushing sounds* Ferguson
Before Abraham was, Ciryl Gane am
>>141962386>alexander the great volkanovski is a bulgarianWas, when he peached Jerome up , now that he lost he's a smurdog monkeydonian
>>141961680Radicals shooting in Doggiestanis, killed people in church and sinagoge, still going
Why's he so smol?
>>141962526*sirens blaring* *dogs in the enclosed pool area*>>141962543Kek
>>141962545Reddit Rob has blood on his hands
>>141962545>NOOOOOOOO BRAZZA U MUST NOT FIRE GUN AT BRAZZA WE ARE ALL BRAZZAS, BRAZZA
>>141962545i wonder if theres still room in those vocational training facilities in xingjiang
>>141962599thats THE stephen stroove, the tallest ufc fighter ever
new>>141962681>>141962681
>>141962599that guy interviewing him is retired fighter marlon moraes who is only 5'6
>>141962693th first man to solve the Stipe problem
>>141950261Kek
