God it smells so fucking american in here:>JUNE 23 6pm vs Bolivia (Arlington, Texas)>JUNE 27 6pm vs Panama (Atlanta, Georgia)>JULY 1 9pm vs Urgay (Kansas City, Missouri)Will the bald fraud lead the stars and stripes to copa america glory, or will we play like the national team I have always known to disappoint me?
Back the fucking manger
How many will Puligod score tonight?
>>1419551873 by half time. Bolivia are shit
>>1419551872
>>141953019Since I sometimes watch USMNT matches, this will also be the first time I will the Copa, Scally will score a golazo, screencap this
>>141953019I don't think Bolivia won a single game outside Bolivia in like 12 years.
i'm really tempted to bet my life savings in the usa1.2 odds is not bad against bolivia
>>141957046They beat Andorra in Algeria in March
>>141955094>NOOOOOOO YOU MUST AGREE WITH MEEEEEEDUnalive yourself
Can't believe Gregg would force McKennie to sign with a MLELS team
>>141956917>scally>doing anything on offenseIf its not against bolivia it might not happen at all tbdesu
>>141958553If there ever was a time to try Weah at right back, today is the day
How rotated do you think the team will be?Bolivia is by far the weakest team
>>141958957Respectfully im starting musah solely off of the banger he almost had in the first four minutes against brazil
>>141958450>Unalive yourselfkekgo back
>>141959002It might be better to start him at right back than Weah
STOP CALLING HER NAMES
If we don’t win by at least 3 goals we’re doomed
Here's what i want to see tested or done against panama and bolivia >musah or mckennie at RB>wright on the left and puli on the right>midfield kept fresh, light on adams>finding a good CB partnership that doesn't include old ass ream>balo and pepi each start a game with some sargent minutes at the endHere's what i want to see against uruguay>how MMA functions alongside scally against a quality side>utilize more jedi runsHere's what i want to see in the knockouts against brazil/columbia>not play the same exact game plan against them as in the friendlies (low hopes there)>more reynaHere's what i want to see as a result of copa>winning our first piece of real hardware>gregg out if we get grouped or 5-1'd again in the QF
>>141960013there’s no time to test shit lol, that’s what the friendlies were for. plus testing something against Bolivia and Panama wouldn’t say much. It’s not an away day to panama so it realistically should be a very easy win
What is with this scorebug anyways?
>>141960013>any of these outcomes
>>141953019The Copa & Euros are a rigged and scripted tournament. (((They))) will make sure Messi & Ronaldo win their last international trophy because they’ll both retire before 2026 World Cup. The fans of other countries, don’t get your hopes up. You’ll have a real chance after they both retire
>>141960013>not play the same exact game plan against them as in the friendliesI hate having to be the Gregg defender all the goddamn time but you do realize that those were friendlies, right?You shouldn't play defensively in friendlies
>>141960013The important thing here is that the squad develops more depthI saw some ignorant buffoon tweet again about how "Gregg doomed the last wc run because he didn't rotate" when we were in 3 90 minute knifefightsI think in 22 we really only had like 6 or 7 trustworthy players and we're gonna need like 20 if we are to have a deep run in 26
pinche america will get btfo today, cap it
Why would Tessmann leave Venezia to ride the bench somewhere? He can get 3000 minutes in Serie A next year. That's best for him.
>>141959161Not enough HR positions to go roundHad to start cramming these roasties into men’s sports as “rules experts” Fucking kek
Are we going to get crowd mogged by Bolivia?
>>141960540>Dallas-Fort Worth-Arlington, TX MSA – 1,223Nope
5 nil to the good guys
I rewatched the Iran gameBoy CCV sure does want to foul a lot
Reyna will have a mid tournament and sulk back to Dortmund. Johnny hype will die and people will stop questioning Adams. Sargent will remind people he's the best striker in the pool.
>>141960787Sargent sucks and doesn't fit the rest of the team
>>141959161This dumb bitch put out back to back all time awful player ratings and is pissed all of Twitter laughed at her about it
new behind the cresthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kKZFBpB9AQM&ab_channel=U.S.Soccer
My prediction:Tyler Adams and the /meth press/ will be amazing in the group stage and then be fatigued and out of gas by the knockouts
It's still June. Are they wearing the tranny jerseys tonight?
>>141960972yeah I think this is what'll happen as well. do you think uruguay will suffer the same fate?
>>141960973Hopefully. The troon flag is the cherry on top of this terribly shit jersey.I should get one to war with my MAGA hat.
First for Gregg out!
>>141960972If Berhalter doesn't heavily rotate vs Bolivia and Panama then he deserves to be fired. We have the depth to beat both of them with heavily rotated squads.
>>141960973No they don't wear them in competitions>>141960972You do realize that we're playing Bolivia and Panama right? They shouldn't be playing 180 minutes in these games. It would be preferable that none of the starters play today but Gregg isn't gonna do that
>>141961282Of course I realize that. The issue is Gregg doesn't, and will start them all, and not rotate.
>>141960972There's only one team we can't outpress and that's Bielsa's Uruguay. Gregg should go all out vs Bolivia, and Panama, and then rest everyone vs Uruguay.
>>141959016>the gregg out cabal is just reddit tiktok zoomsIt all makes sense now His tactics probably aren’t fast enough for their attention spans
>>141961315Yeah Gregg the guy who rotated too much in the WCQ isn't gonna rotate nowYou guys create your own boogeymen
>>141961357>not try to winWtf is this? Unamerican and disgusting.
>>141958748Scally played well defensively against Brazil and Colombia. If >we're going to make it past the quarterfinals we'll need solid defense more than pacy ngubus out wide
>>141961396He didn't rotate at the World Cup dumbass. Entire midfield was gassed vs Netherlands.
>>141960973
>>141961428That’s why he said World Cup qualifiers..
>>141961396What we will do is cross inshallah with undersized forwards
>>141961428If you recall, Wales and Iran are better than Panama and Bolivia
>>141959161don't know who this is but: WHOOOORE
>>141961460Which isn't relevant at all lmao. WCQ are dates spread across many months and different squads. This is a single sqaud tournament and he's never rotated in any of them.
>>141961487He absolutely could've rotated the midfield in the 2nd half of Iran.
> new HQ for soccer is in Atlanta, Georgiagross. imagine being the best at your sport out of 300 million people and being forced to live in the deep south.
>>141961357This is the way
>>141961502She gave player ratings for our game against BrazilIn the first ever result the US has ever gotten against the full strength senior Brazilian team (and not just Brazilian league backups like we did in 98), she gave 3s and 4s for no fucking reason
>>141961568Yeah Turner (who usually deserves to be shit on) was literally Tim Howard vs Belgium and she gave him like a 4 lmao
>>141961541>He absolutely could've rotated the midfield in the 2nd half of Iran.>Just rotate your best players when we desperately need a result to advanceJesus you fucks are unbearableI hate having to "defend" Gregg but I just can't stand this bullshit you spew
>>141961517The last WCQ had 3 games in 7 daysFurthermore he did rotate in the gold cup group stages
>>141953019I woke up today to my Mexican neighbors arguing at 8am. Truly the land of the free
>>141958458oh no no no bros
>>141961598Our best player was in the hospital 2nd half and CCV was on the backline. A 100% de la torre, etc is better than a 50% fatigued Mckennie. The entire team was gassed in the 2nd half and almost conceded multiple times. Gregg has a serious issue with 2nd half subs. He's known for it. His lack of adjusting is legendary bad. If his initial gameplay doesn't work, we're usually fucked.
>>141961632With MLS players that aren't established starters. Every player was already a secondary rotational player. I bet you he starts the same midfield (our strength in the press) every single group game.
I will watch this match closely.If USA performs well, I will use my influence in UEFA to try to convince them to allo US to compete starting 2028.
>>141961638Tierra de los libres y hogar de los valientes!
>>141961643Yeah see this is once again uninformed bullshit because McKennie was subbed in the 65 minute in the Iran game and was subbed in all 3 group gamesOf course he was one of a dozen players that had fitness issues going into Qatar including de la Torre who had torn bicep
>>141961708allow*
>>141957464how much are your life savings
>>141955187The most based bet: Pulidog hits a goal outside the box +1600 lets go money money baby
>>141961638Mine blast COOMbia everyday
>>141961708We usually do well in thr group stage of all single elimination competitions, including the World Cup, which your nation knows well (twice). The real test to see if we're actually improving will be in the knockouts
>>141961800Based
Bros I'm asking for the diamond just once please
>>1419530191 x 12 x 11 x 4
>>141961817yes, we got kwabed hard.And I just checked, since 2000, the only two times we didn't advance from the group stages euros/wc, were the times we had USA in our group.
we will win this one but it will be a slurper with a rigged pen at ‘71
>>141961853Please just once
>>141961896Portugal looked amazing yesterday. Good luck! Hope you guys win again for Ronaldo.
>>1419551871
Future talents newsEsmir Bajraktarevic appears to have switched to BosniaRokas Pukštas will not be released for the Olympics
>>141962022Losing Esmir is a massive blow, all because he didn't get called up for the Olympics by the Serbian coach.How fucking stupid is our federation?
>>141961852
>>141962122What? He was in every fucking campWasn't like Obed Vargas who got pushed out from a numbers gameThere was a rumor that he was gonna switch after the Olympics regardless Guess the change was made before
Bolivianon exists and I will manifest him for the gamethread
It's funny that New England has somehow become good and it's mostly due to two /talents/ that are playing for different countries now
>>141962190Nah I thought so too, but he didn't get called for the Olympics and immediately changed his IG bio to Bosnian flag and the reports came out. It's been reported by multiple reporters he wasn't called up for the Olympics.He should've been called up over Cowell (reported he's being called up).
>>141962274And both are born and raised Americans that perceived slights from the federation snubbing them for a tournament. (Esmir/Olympics, Buck/USMNT/Cremaschi).
>>141962303Buck is a brat and has 0 chance of making the English team. Cremaschi has a Rugby type skillset that we've never had in the team. His father was a professional player. Cremaschi will be much better than Buck.The real dual nat we need to worry about is Maximo Carrizo
>>141962274Probably going to lose Julian Hall to Poland too
>>141961708I think we would barely advance to the knockouts if we went to the euros Really depends on the group though
>>141953019Bolivia will score first, US will then win 4-1
>>141962380You could easily get 3rd in many groups in the current format, I think.Even 2nd, but also could see you ending 4th in a bad group I suppose.
>>141962401Gregg is coaching. It'll be a slurper. Probably 0-0 or 1-0 or 1-1.
>>141962443This. Anyone who thinks gregg will do anything other than disappoint is delusional. His tactics do not match the strengths of the team.
>>141962343There's another born and bred American playing for England ynt team too, his name is Mcfarlane and he's supposed to be an elite prospect
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>>141962443Can't wait to watch us send in 50+ crosses to undersized forwards that lead to nothing.When BJ was the coach we played through the middle and it was the best I've ever seen USA look, and I've been watching the team for 20 years.They absolutely BTFO Canada and Mexico with ease and could've score more in both games.
>>141962539Gregg's style works vs teams that don't respect us and charge forward. The issue is when we play teams willing to sit back and wait for us to make mistakes and crush us on the counter. Germany figured this out in the 2nd half vs us. The problem is Gregg has no answer for this, and refuses to adjust.
>>141962343Buck is also eligible for Wales
>>141962639No disrespect to Wales but why would he ever choose them? At least his father is English and proud.
>>141962343Yeah Cremaschi could be a poor man's Rodrigo De Paul. He's worth investing in.
>>141962401The backline has been shambles without Tyler Adams in front of them. Really hope he's healthy for these games.
>>141962343Cremaschi is just another Cade Cowell type, just pure athleticism and literally zero touch
>>141962765He is.
>>141962539When Bruce Arena was the coach is when we were at our peak
>>141962826Nah. His positioning is light years ahead of Cowell and actually very high IQ.
The "I believe we will win" chant needs to be fucking retired. It's awful. It's almost worse than the fight and win cringe fest. For the loudest country on earth, we have to have the worst chants on earth.
>>141962869Maybe but he still has the touch and passing of an absolute brute
>>141962854I watched both teams, and it's hard to argue but that 2002 team struggled before the tourney, and had amazing grit and cohesion. I definitely do agree they would probably beat USA today. But I've never seen any USA team as skilled as in that nations league with BJ. The movement and technical level was the highest level we've ever had.
the Reggie Miller of soccer commentary
>>141962826Argentina never would call up Cowell if he was Argentine. They saw something in Cremaschi too. He has real potential.
Why do people (redditors, I guess) hate Alexi Lalas so much for? He seems like the only US soccer pundit that actually gives a fuck.
MLS academies are starting to produce youth /talents/ good enough to being poached by England, etc. How do we get them to Europe otherwise?
>>141963033The libtard fat, balding 30 year old millennial fans who make up a large core group of our supporters hate him because he spouts rightwing stuff on twitter, that's literally itHe's also a talking head on TV, they say dumb shit all the time to get people talking about it
>>141963061The /talents/ flowchart, brother.
>>141963033>>141963088Alexi “Shit Takes” Lalas
>>141963099You guys truly are autists
>>141963088We truly do have a massive number of those types in our fanbase. It's discouraging. Even the American Outlaw supporter group seems to be dominated by redditor minded people. Soccer culture in this country needs to break away from the lefty activist types, they're garbage.
>>141962022lol he switched to bosnia because he’ll never be good enough for a USA call up. just another shit MLS lifer
>>141963033You have to have an enjoyable personality or at least an enjoyable dynamic to be a good pundit and Lalas isn't very enjoyable to listen or or watchBut he's also somehow the only Republican in American soccer besides Geoff Cameron and that pisses them off to no end
>>141963033His entire job is to be like Stephen A Smith and just piss people off. And if you ask me, he's doing an AMAZING job at it. He can say anything and he got people in the palm of his handNow me on the other hand, I watch the Spanish broadcasts on free antenna TV on Univision. I don't speak much Spanish except enough to get by (it's my 3rd language), but I enjoy their broadcast a million times more than the English ones. I still say the Arabic announcers are the best to watch. You don't have to speak Arabic, but I can understand what they're saying from the passion and inflection of their tone https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LEdD5wVo8IQ
>>141963315should clarify, senior call up. olympics are pointless though
>>141963338I have no idea about any of the political drama, I just can’t stand listening to the dumb things he says
>>141963207I've been to some American Outlaw pre-game events/tailgates and yeah, it's mostly 30 or 40 something year old, overweight libtards but they're all very friendly We're on 4chan, we're obviously jaded little autists but those guys love the team just as much as us (at least the ones going to the games)
>>141963033He’s not that bad but he supports many of the policies that hold us back as a federation. Plus he’s a berhalter fag.
>141962022Sounds like pukstas is getting moved soon, as his evaluations have already risen to the top of Hajduk Split. Sucks but is understandable, hopefully he gets some call ups when he balls out in a top 5 league
>>141963663Pukstas is going to be our next McKennie but even better>insane motor>lethal in the box and can finish>amazing positioning and anticipation for someone his age>physically sturdy
>>141963834Pukstas can't even crack the Olympic team.
Our Olympic team midfield is being decimated
>>141964546Tessman, Busio, and McGlynn are a fine core.
>>141964738Will Tessmann even get released?
>>141964475>19 year old is so good his club rejected him playing in a U23 olympic tournamentlmao
>>141964922If he stays with Venezia he will. He just posted on IG 2 days ago about the Olympics.
>>141964922He's the Olympics team captain, unless he moves to like a CL side tomorrow I can't imagine he won't be able to go
>>141965086He was brought in to camps and didn't get minutes in the friendlies.
>>141966758And yet they still tried to call him up, you're behind the timeshttps://slobodnadalmacija.hr/sport/hajduk/doznajemo-hajduk-nece-pustiti-pukstasa-na-olimpijske-igre-gattuso-ga-zeli-u-ekipi-sto-je-dulje-moguce-1398676
>>141963419USA fans definitely lean libtarded, but they're somehow much less gay than MLS fans.
>>141966876MLS fans don't even care about the sport they're either there because they want to have family night out at the stadium or they like larping and clapping at the games like they did in high school, there is zero inbetween
>>141966860The coach has to put out feelers for like 40 guys because he knows clubs will deny releases. He didn't make an impact.
>>141966974>40It was 25 and Pukstas was one of them
>he could be playing in the copa for canada right nowmistakes were made
>>141960013>Here's what i want to see tested or done against panama and bolivia>>musah or mckennie at RB>>wright on the left and puli on the right>>midfield kept fresh, light on adams>>finding a good CB partnership that doesn't include old ass ream>>balo and pepi each start a game with some sargent minutes at the endI hope you're ready for literally none of these things happening.
>>141961853>>141961945You'll get this once Jim Curtin takes his rightful place as the manager and it will be elite.
>>141962274The resv are still trash
Why are we like this?
>>141967969Well the CB partnership definitelyI think people are way too high on CCV
>>141968265For me it's Trusty and McKenzie
USA needs to do what the Saudis did and just bring in all foreigners to run the show. The nepotism is destroying American sports. Just look at the Lakers, nepotism took the most successful American sports team this century and turned them into a joke
>>141968536People have been screaming for more outsiders in US Soccer and we got one in Matt Crocker but he still picked an insider (Gregg) to be our coachWhether that was because there simply wasn't anyone else available for the price range they had (2m~ a year) or what, we will probably never know
>>141968190Like what
>>141968422For me it's not TrustyJust because he played on a premier league team doesn't mean shit when he played poorlyRemember how everyone was high on Matthew Hopper because he was the best player for Schalke?
>>141968536I think you made some false equivalencies there
>>141968940I get not liking Gregg as a coachBut I feel like we've gone beyond that and it's a personal vendettaIt needs to be "I hope our shitty coach doesn't get in the way of our team" instead of "Lose so we can get someone else"
>>141968969CB minutes on a dominant team in a shite league like Scottish PL count for 0I’ll take a starting center back for the worst defensive team in EPL history any day of the week
>>141968190this sounds like a great way to pick up fags
>>141970088Doesn't matter if he's playing shitAlso a lot of the time he was playing left wing back
I finally get it… we wear the pride jerseys because our fanbase is full of faggot masochists who want the baldy to stay in charge
>>141971057>we wear the pride jerseys because our fanbase is full of faggot masochists Yes>who want the baldy to stay in chargeNo
Baldies know ball
>>141971057Plenty of the fags want Gregg gone too though, he isn't anywhere as popular this cycle as he was last cycle
Balogun and Adams get the start today
>>141972007I get starting Adams for building up fitness I guessBut there is no reason to start Ream until Uruguay
>>141972194We're going to dominate possession so might as well let Ream kick it around with Reyna
Does Reyna still have his attitude problem?
You know remember when Christian sacrificed his own balls for a goal
>>141972260Why not give McKenzie a shot?
>>141972724Because it's the opening game of Copa dude we need 3 points lmao
>>141972857Counterpoint: It's Bolivia
>>141972007By number and not position should be death penalty
Bolivia getting raped tonight
>>141968969Trusty plays pretty well though
>>141955187He actually almost always delivers for us, so at least 1 or 2.
>>141972007Too many starters
>>141972007Rough for Musah but this is probably the first-choice 11 (minus Dest of course)
Wonder if Gregg is gonna start the A team against Bolivia and Panama, and then just cede the Uruguay game with backups because it really won't matter
>adumbs startingO GREGG
>>141974115Thank godDon't want to see Johnny shit up the place
>>141972007Lmao so much for Gregg rotating
>baloflop>adumbsLETS GO BOLIVIA RID US OF GREGG
>>141973953It's absolutely what he should do. Learn from the world cup. Don't be gassed in the knockouts from pressing 3 games straight.
>>141958458McKennie is a goddamn retard.
>>141974525Relax anon he’s not gonna go to My Little Sawker
>>141973953If he was smart this is unironically what he should do
this is the game gregg should have rotated desu
>>141974115Our defense is dramatically better with Adams in front of the back line
>>141974594I dunno, he's lazy enough for it to appeal.
>>141972007So... will this be a 4231 or a 433?
>>141974525It's his lifeIt's not his fault you have a European flag on Wikipedia fetish
>>141974918No idea where this meme came from, all you have to do is watch a game to see how wrong it is
>>141974799We don't need to give a fuck about defense against Bolivia to be fair
>>141953019AmurikkkaFuck yeahCómin to beat the mottha Funkin bolivs
>>141975102based
>>141973953He will, and it's the smart thing to do, but idiots will still criticize him when we lose 4-0.
>>1419749234-3-3
>no MLS players will be on the field tonight >Miles Robinson is the only one that will play any minutes in this tournament Yurosnob bros, what's our cope when we fail to get out of the group? Blame it all on Gregggg?
So IT HAPPENED AGAIN, we can blame the refs, we can blame the bad pitch, we can praise the bolivians farmer's hard work, but it is simply not enough. Dont get me wrong, I still back GREGG but we need reinforcements in the GK department if we want to compete with any team.
>>141977030eurosnob bros... we must blame greg at all costs. win or loss
PULLY
PEWLEHSICK
>>141977030>when we fail to get out of the group?This is a piss easy group where 1st and 2nd are guaranteed.
>>141977030>>Miles Robinson is the only one that will play any minutes in this tournamentlets hope that doesnt happen
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bolivia is shit
>only 2yeah we’re finished
>>141981415Came here to say this, feels like every chance requires a super high quality strike instead of scheming guys open
>>141981415>>141981483The lack of finishing is one thing, the amount of cheap giveaways is concerning, going to get hammered versus a good team
Idk if we need to root for a 0-0 Panama-Uruguay slurper or a Uruguay hammering
The Fox broadcast feels so cheap.
>>141978347>that awful pressingi thought conmebol was good
test
dutch pepi hater i kneel
>>141981715Most of it is CONMEBOL
Never fucking talk to me about Pepi again, what a loser
>Pepi
>we lost 2-0
That was embarrassing Shoulda been 5-0
GREGG OUT
I love being American. Common USA Win.
>>141981933Can't help strikers missing sittersBalogun and Pepi missed 3 sitters. Sargent should start.
Beyond this tournament, how do we get forwards that aren't complete shitters?
>>141981690why would we root for a Uruguay hammering?a draw with uruguay and GD might be our only chance of topping this group, and a 2-0 with bolivia definitely doesn’t help because uruguay will probably get 4 against them
weston mcfattie OUT
>>141981933EhI mean the chances were thereI was afraid it was gonna be another Jamaica game where we manage just a couple a decent chances
Pepi lost us that game 2-0 USA
>>141981483Because our dogshit manager makes them pass outside and spam crosses
After watch Euros games, holy fuck was this boring
>>141959161I hate when people are such whiny crybabies on the internet "wuuh stop being meaaan" fuck off cunt if you cant handle the heat stop being such an attention seeking whore
It's coming home.
Rather lose than watch gregball. t. soccer is mid
Usa will be 2nd.
>>141981933Honestly should've been at least 4-020 shots, 8 shots on goal lol
Is it worth to stay up for the next one? Is there gonna be murderball?
Did they just say that Bolivia hasn't won a Copa game in 9 years? Jesus. And we still didn't get a second half point?
>postgame just straight up saying Bolivia are shitterslel we all know it's true but should you really say it
>>141982004Im tired, wobbieEnough is enough
We lost this game. When is the bald fraud going to dig deeper for a striker.
>>141981965Goal number 1 should just be to get out of the groupAlthough I guess Uruguay could just beat Panama by 1 and then we beat Panama to clinch making the knockout stage
>>141953019EL DOS A CERO
>>141982026They’re tearing into everyone except Puligoat kek
>>141982018Bolivia won its only cup in 1959.
>>141982018Yeah, Bolivia can only win at home because of the altitude. Literally only one of their players plays at a club outside Bolivia and it's at a an Ecuadorian Club kek. Even Venezuela (arguably the 2nd worst south American team) has a bunch of players in big teams.
As predicted the defense went to shit and mistakes went up once Tyler Adams was subbed.He keeps everyone disciplined and in posistion and improves the defense massively.
>>141982068Puli can’t win with these cats
>>1419821390.18..
Pulisic in FOUR COMMERCIALS stay winning chad
>>141982008How familiar...
>>141953019Stream?
It would be so different if there was any discipline and creativity but they are both literally non existent which makes this shit team unwatchable
Haven’t we gotten to a point where soccer has money? Why is triple G still here.
I'll give it a B+ gradeGotta finishBut got the job done
>>141982004Lemme get uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
why does robinson have a bong accent
>>141982233Can't blame Gregg for Pepi not finishingBlame PSV for that
>>141982004I'm tired, Wobbie why didn't Pepi finish those chances? Ship him off to Poland.
I didn't know there was a thread mainly formed by u.s. flags talking about football>muito assustador
>>141982139tactical manager said Pepshit had 1.4 xG. That mlelsoy beaner shitter costed us 2 easy goals.
>>141982095that's probably why they suck in lowlands though too. most people think playing at high altitude is some all positive no negative thing it's not, it's more negative than positive
>>141982303I doubt that he had 1.4More like .7
>>141982288/american talents/ is based welcome bro
>>141982288We've had /american talents/ threads for a while now.
>Bolivia announced a reduced provisional list of 29 players plus 2 invited players on June 2, 2024. On June 3, defender Efrain Morales declined the call-up due to personal issues and was replaced by César Romero On June 9, it was announced that Moisés Paniagua would not make the squad due to one of his parents failing to obtain a US visa in time for the competition.OOF
>>141982303The last one was more inexcusable than McKinnie’s waistline. Two shots with the net wide open in front of him and he borked them both.
>>141982303Thankfully, our euroCHAD BaloGOD scores.
Pepi is fucking crap
Good win but still plenty of room for improvement.And since we're not Englishmen, we can recognize that and not lose our goddamn minds.
give us a cardoso musah reyna midfield
Puli got MOTM :) add it to the collage
>>141982613Would Balogunz have scored those two pepi chances?
>>141982263Been playing for Fulham too long. Ream has one too
>>141982525>we can recognize that and not lose our goddamn mindsClearly not
>>141982004Wobbie, why wont my manager use his players to their strengths? Why does God continue to smite me? Will it ever end, wobbie? Will it? Im tired of watching reyna disappear in the midfield every game
>>141982626Didn't he also have a few chances he fucked up?
>>141982288>footballsoccer
>>141982673What the fuck do you want?
>>141982693Yeah at least one in like the first 2 min before Pulisic scored
>>141982693Not as good as those chances, the big one he fluffed on was that Scally pass that he had a heavy touch on Pepi whiffed two of the cleanest chances a striker will see
>>141982737I want a 4-2-3-1, hold the sauce, and spam the middle instead of gay retarded crosses
>quietly becomes better than Dest
>>141982775>I want a 4-2-3-1
>>141982578A lot happier than Alexis Sanchez
>>141982909He looks like a hostage victim what the fuck kek
>>141982758EhShit happensPepi still has twice as many goals as Sargent has
>>141982847This is the most skilled team in us history, they are built for it, argue w ya momma
>>141982943Balo already tied Sargent's goal total today with his goal kek
>>141982847Absolute doylecore meme, well done
Panama about to get rekt already. We are so fucked against Uruguay.
>>141983378Uruguay heems us 3-1
>>141983313I mean really it's not even a 4-3-3 but a 3-4-3 when Adams drops back
>>141983406
>>141983453what the fuck is a false rb?
>>141982263
>>141983465kek based bong merc
>>141982263One of multiple players on our team who have never lived in the US.
>>141983461Instead of overlapping the wingers, he underlaps and joins the midfieldHonestly idk what you guys are complaining aboutThat is kinda similar to what Jurgen did with his best teams
Uruguay are absolutely raping these Panamanians I'm a bit worried bros
lmao this ump swallowing his whistle for everything
>>141983686Let's hope the Canal bros can hold for a 1-0 and we somehow unload 5 on them Thursday
>>141983686Thank God Darwin Nunez is Uruguayan
>>141982943>Pepshit makes mistakes>"Um but how about Sargent being shit?"Meds.
>>141984397This thread keeps acting like Sargent is this new mystery box striker like Balogun last yearAs if Sargent doesn't have 23 caps already
>>141961798congrats bro
>>141984579kek nevermind just rewatched it. sorry bro
>>141984554no one brought up sargent until you did, schizo
Uruguay's finishing is worse than ours, we might be ok after all
Darwin Nunez making Pepi look clutch
this was the first copa match outside of the last final i ever bothered to watch, US were solid, was a good matchfar more interesting than watching englel sitting back for 80 minutes
Which one is preferable?
>>141985358>Brazil or ColombiaWe probably want Colombia
>>141985358Vegas. South Americans will not be able to control themselves the night before the game.
>>141985443Nigga did you watch our friendlies?Colombia is playing much better soccer atm
>>141985443We want Brazil, they’re a much more beatable side since they have zero chemistry or strategy
Congrats on your win burgers
>>141985461>>141985468Ok if you think Colombia is better they'll probably win the group. So either way we would want to win our group.
This game is still making me nervous for Thursday
Uruguay will be completely gassed by the time >we play them
>>141985443>>141985498Playing both in pre tournament tuneup friendlies was a great move by USSF
Uruguay is not impressive. USA is winning the group.
I shouldn't have been mocking Darwin
Panama subbed off Coco they've given up
OofWe're not gonna match Uruguay in goal difference
Well we're fucked then eh
Not scoring 5 on Bolivia is gonna fuck us isn't it?
WAIT NOT SO FASTTHANK YOU BASED PANAMA
We're back in bros
Concerned about our back line against both of these teams desu
Nigga we are so fucked
Based canal workers saving the goal differential
Hi guys, I'm here to save you a bunch of frustration. This team will never win anything.Thank you
RelaxWe've got this
can someone explain to me why Gio is playing so deep? is it because Adams is that limited on the ball and can't link with the attack? I don't understand it.
We will come in third place and Godhalter's legend will be inscribed in the stars
would you guys rather play Colombia or Brazil in the QF
>>141986443More that he's just level with McKennie
>>141986480Paraguay
>>141986480Absolute rape either way
>>141985450Our best chance desu
>>141986370Fax, still a fun team to watch though
>>141986370America WILL become a soccer superpower by 2050, we just gotta stay alive
>>141986480Secretly holding out hope that Paraguay or Costa Rica expose this Brazil side and make it outLike 2016
>>141986616Am I crazy to think the USMNT can compete with this iteration of Brazil? Idk I’m not rooting for a lucky draw, the US needs a quality knockout win
>>141986675I didn't get that from the friendly Like the US git a well earned draw but it also felt like Brazil had an extra gear and we do not
If I'm reading this right, Pepi had a xG of 2.08 tonightRoughBut I've seen enough US games to know it's better to have chances and miss them than not have chances at all
>>141986737Yea you’re right, the pace of play from the next tier of teams is so much faster than the US
I'm starting to see Carli Lloyd's vision
>>141986818what do you mean
im perma banned from twitter, can someone reply to this saying: "it was Chelsea fans that tore him down and never gave him a fair chance. you should kill yourself ASAP and stop wasting oxygen"
McKennie was bad today imo
>>141987001he was terrible. start musah against panama
https://www.espn.com/soccer/story/_/id/40416856/player-ratings-pulisic-8-10-usmnt-open-copa-winThey didn't let the spic girl do it
>>141987079I dont know. I feel like McKennie is the exact type of player that plays down/up to his competition.I will say, I don't think there's much separating McKennie and Musah either way
>>141963033He's a disingenuous bitch with shit opinions.>t. Crew fan who has personal animosity towards him
>>141987101Fuck off tripfag
>>141987194
its gregs fault the dutch league mexican couldn't finish if we only had a real yuro league coach the mexican would have buried those point blank chances and balogun would have scored another first half goal cause he wouldn't have been so tentative with a fellow yuromerc coach
>>141987382the gregg outters actually think like this kek
>>141987382>>141987447Kill yourself mlelsöy faggots Nobody rates Pepi other than mlels fans
>>141963033>Why do I hate this turbo retard sub 90 IQ fellow spouting retard shit on the tv during USMNT games?Because I can't stand retards.
>>141987382balochad score while peepee fucked up a tapin thoughbeit.
Need heavy midfield rotation for the game against Panama
>>141986918>im perma banned from twitterJust make another account
>>141987081>Chris Richards - 4it's Miles Robinson time
>average usmnt fan
>>141990371>i love when players treat us nat team like a club
>>141990536There is nothing more American than having 0 principles whatsoever
>>141990562Church and state should have never been separated
McKennie looked like an FC Cincinnati player yesterday
Lmao looks at this cross inshallah bullshit
>>141992109Wow Mckennie was fucking terrible. It's because he's fat again. He gets fat every offseason because he drinks and parties.
>>141992129This but also think that our midfield doing nothing but playing defense for 90 mins has guys like him and reyna playing with literally no purpose
>>141992129Alcohol is a motherfucker. Some people gain like 10 or 20 pounds in a week or 2 from drinking. Also the midfield was 10x better with Adams making sure everyone was disciplined. He's our most important player.
>>141992129Mckennie should be benched for Musah
>>141992109>don't love the "just cross and hope" attackPeople that say stuff like this think they're so clever but they never provide an alternative way to attack a packed in defense. We had 61% possession and they defended deep, of course we're going to hit a lot of crosses.
>>141990371She's right though
>>141987643We don't rate Pepi either, we moved on to overrating Brandon Vazquez. Keep up, yurocuck.
>>141992717Also anything Weah or Jedi do is gonna be called a cross
It's wild the difference 20 pounds makes for Mckennie. He needs an intervention.
>>141992717We play cross inshallah vs EVERY team.We literally lead all teams at the World Cup in crosses at the time of our elimination. We never play through the middle under berhalter. We did under BJ and we looked amazing.
>>141992841The second he lands on American shores he balloons in weight, he must eat absolute dogshit in huge quantities when he’s back kek
>>141993300It's alcohol. So many pics of him out partying every summer and drinking
>>141992910It's true that Greggball plays wide a lot and maybe too often but also two of the four teams we played were bunker teams. Plus we spent most of the game chasing NED and they defended deep with the lead (we ended with 60% possession). So the point still stands. It's a mix of both but people act like the sky is falling either way.
What is going through Gregg’s head here?
>>141992109>tenseI refuse to agonize over team usa
Crossball should have gotten two goals out of Pepi yesterday from Robinson and one from Balogun from Weah. Not Gregg's fault the players are shit.
So are we gonna drop Richards?
>>141990371Two shitters and Jonny
>>141995165Johnny is the biggest shitter of them all
>>141995444Johnny is and will be a way bigger and better player than Adams
>>141995503Johnny fucking sucks and you need to accept that, faggot
>>141995520>literally linked to PSGaccept the rise of Johnny CHUD
>>141993381Can someone explain to me how this workshttps://x.com/AdamoLucianoFJ/status/1805105013758341335Do like people without jobs or friends or social life’s find the most agitating stuff on twitter being said about our players and then come here to post it?
lol now people are saying Jonny sucks? You guys just come here to argue, go make an MLS thread
>>141995587Jonny is a decent player but he’s a Brazilian 4. He wouldn’t be replacing Adams he’d be replacing Musah as a Argentinan 6 midfield shuttler
>>141995560I didn't find that or see that on twitter lolIt's a known fact he drinks and partied because I've seen the pictures all over Instagram every single summer.Do you not remember his pictures at a Miami nightclub with Pogba? That's just one of many.
>>141995627Post 3 pictures of McKennie partying from the end of last season (May 25th) to now
>>141995604In our setup he’d replace Adams
The players love BJ
>>141995587He was the worst player on the pitch against ColombiaMusah is a better 6 than him
>>141990371>blurry ass profile picture>still noticeI've reached noticing powers that shouldn't be possible.
>>141990371>not only are the american players mid, they aren't even americangrim. it's hard to get into following this team.
>>141995678>has history of partying/drinking for 3 straight summers and gaining weight>Literally punished by Juventus for throwing a party>Literally sent home from USA camp for partying in room during lockdown>Tons of pictures of him at nightclubs and his best friend is literally a club promoter>season ends and mysteriously gains 20 poundsHmmm I wonder what it is? If it looks like a dog, barks like a dog, it's probably a dog.Why are you in denial when it's so obvious?
>>141995779That party was with Dybala and like half the team during lockdown kek not a good example
>>141995829It was only with dybala, and it was at Mckennie's house. That's why they were the only two punished. He also left USA camp to go to a Bachelorette party in Nashville lmao.Punished by 2 different teams for partying.Tons of pictures of him out partying the last 3 years every summer. I don't hold it against him. He deserves to have fun, but clearly it's an issue with his weight, and when two different teams have disciplined him for it.
>>141995890Good thing he signed a deal with Truly, zero calories :)
>>141995890Lol yeah there's endless photos of him partying with bottle service
>>141996070Like I said nothing wrong with partying. He deserves it, but he does seem to have an issue with it conflicting with team duty sometimes. Perhaps he should switch to wine.
I doubt Mckennie going to clubs is making him fat. He's probably housing a 20 piece McNuggets as a snack.
>>141995779post 3 pictures of mckennie partying within the last month
>>141996099- Punished by 2 different teams for partying- countless photos of him with bottle service in different nightclubs- gains 20 pounds every summerHe needs an intervention.
lol so now Doyle is going on the offensive parroting what some confused Canadian LARPing as a wop is saying on twitter?
>>141996170>noooooo it doesn't matter if he's partied and gained 20 pounds the last three summers with photographic proof and punished by 2 teams... since there's no photos of him in the last month partying... he's definitely not partying! It doesn't matter if he gained 20 pounds in 3 weeks!
>>141996157This is what I think kek, he just bloats from high sodium American food like most black dudes
>>141996227thats awesome. can I see one picture of him partying over the past month?
>>141994001>nononono, more crossing! damn it, we havent passed backwards in over 10 seconds>why are they scoring?????
*is better than everyone*
>>141996157Do you ever go out and party? This is what alcohol does. No one is gaining 20 pounds in 3 weeks from sodium.
>>141996605Give it a rest dude no one gives a shit
>Quidditch World Cup tier tournament gets every game stickied, meanwhile Copa America gets ignoredMods only care about the interpol tourists who come here to play countryball.
https://x.com/USMNT/status/1805317971348250655McKennie says he will be playing in Cincinnati in September
>>142000965Kansas City friendly. Busio's homecoming and return the the serior team.
>>142000965Assuming that we aren't playing Taiwan or Macau, there are only 5 possible opponents for September/October>Mexico>Canada>Panama>Morocco>New Zealand
I really hope the fags who keep simping for an Italian coach are watching this
>>141996563He's going to statpad so hard in the world cup edition of the Gold Cup. I want to see him overtake Landcuck "Hair Transplant shave" Soinovan and Dempsey's all time records by the time he hits 30 so that their fanboys cannot deny Puligod's GOATdom.
>>141995587>go make an MLS threadconversations for our national team should be in the domestic league general anyways
