EURO 2024 GROUP B>Saturday 15th June21:00 Italy 2 - 1 Albania>Thursday 20th June21:00 Spain 1 - 0 Italy>Monday 24th June21:00 Croatia ?-? ItalyProbability of qualifying for last 16 after from Group B after MD2: Spain: 100% Italy: 88% Croatia: 33% Albania: 17%Reminder to keep it comfy, crust and ludopathy
negru
First for Cambiaso winger
nihao
Cristante as a striker when?
Reposting so that you know of which death we'll be dying
>belgiolandia inevitably ded in the next 1-2 games>negrulands disgustingly soulless this year>italy maybe ded soonwtf pastafras please dont fuck up i need a backup country to root for
> spalletti
>>141956408requiescat in pace
Spalletti is a hyperactive minded coach suffering from intellectual dishonesty.He is not convinced in his ideas, he is not sturdy.Against Spain he placed half the players out of position to justify yet another episode of his tactical histrionics with no bearing on reality. If his national team played like crap in the qualifying round, don't expect anything better from the last game of the group stage.His coaching peaked with his first experience at Roma, we are talking about almost twenty years ago now. To have won, in a career spanning more than thirty years, with Napoli a mediocre Serie A that needs a different winner every year to 'captivate the audience' is tantamount to waste paper.
>>141956416H-hi...
The solution is out there, you just need to choose him
>>141956495This, but unironically
>>141956408>di merdenzoLole
it's gonna be fine cmon, it's not like a draw isn't good enough
>>141956408dai almeno Smadonnarumma è schierato nella posizione giusta
>>141956673I pray that Donnarumma carries again
Shitalia really really likes having a garbage midfield, but why
>>141956673This is loser mentality. You're probably supporting a team that has less than 3 stars
Mo it's suddenly all kurpa de spallettus because disminchio bastronzi and cumbiaso aren't in their little MUH 3-5-2 cuckcage
a fiketta is sunbathing wearing only a thong right next to me, she has very nice pierced tetas
the bald halfwit had 3 jobs, playing fagioli, not playing di lorenzo, not playing cristante. 3 fucking jobs any woman with a couple games watched in her life could have easily donefucking clown
>a fiketta is sunbathing wearing only a thong right next to me, she has very nice pierced tetas
>>141956946shhh don't interrupt his mystical journey.if tonight upon counting the layers of an onion an odd number comes up, he will redo the whole formation all over again at dawn light.
Got three naked fikettas on my couch, but I'm busy posting on /seriea/
>>141957074lel
Just finished painting my Black Templar Assault Terminator while Eleonora Goldoni and 10 of her teammates were questioning their sexuality in the next room
>>141956946>not playing di lorenzo Holy fucking midwit
>>141957161Very nice, can you paint Cambiaso next?
>having interest in Warhammer 40,000 now that they've added women to it
IL PELATO DI CERTALDO DEVE ANDARE A ZAPPARE L'ORTO
>The backline is expected to be confirmed>Jorginho doubt. If removed, Cristante can drop & 1 of Frattesi or Pellegrini will pair alongside Barella. Fagioli is also not to be taken for granted
>>141957212>letting women ruin things you enjoyHoly mindcucked
im worried about my barellino red card dream.
>>141957314it can't be helped, women find a way
>disminchio literally passes the ball to bajrami from a throw in in the first 10 seconds of playEHHHHHHHH BUT IT CAN HAPPEN IT WAS JUST A LITTLE SVISTA, NOW KEEP PLAYING MUH BLOCCO PRINTER AND THE DIMASH LUCIANONE>di lorenzo gets dribbled past once (mo there are better 1vs1 defenders in this NT) in a 1vs1 against a great dribbler (and still corrects his mistake by obstructing his cross)ALLA PURGA ALLA GOGNA KICK HIM OUT FOR BEING A NEAPOLITAN BVLL
>>141957379di laurenzio has had two bad games. he is too cooked. you need young fresh legs at the top level.
>>141957420>you need young fresh legs at the top level.I agree, Sballett should start Gondola instead of him
It's always the finn the one who feeds and replies to the fucking schizo. What a profoundly retarded poster
>>141956408>4-1-4-1this is complete insanity... I love it
4-1-4-1 is just 4-3-3 but made to look like some tryhard guardiola meme shit to impress poorfags, based bvllciano who will walk this euro in ciabattissime
>>141957603Football only has two formations, 4-4-2 and 5-4-1, everything else is memes
>>141957603Easiest path to final ever but /seriea/ is too dumb to get it.
just pre-ordered Metaphor: ReFantazio, the only interesting game coming out this yearit's so over for video games
>>141957713What makes you think they can pass the groupstage when they barely beat Ukraine to avoid another play-off carnage?
>England is guaranteed to reach the final again and then win it
>>141957196
>>141957769Saved & forwarded to my mom on Whatsapp
>>141957769The camber of Cambiaso's nose resembles that of Zambrotta's legs, impressive
>>141957713>Netherlands - TurkeyJesus Christ, riot police is already sweating at the thought of this
>>141957755Did you watch Albania? What makes you think they can win?Worst case Italy will go through as 3rd place. Czech Republic and Scotland are too shit to get through as fourth best 3rd place.
>>141957755Holy fuck you're a poorfag if you don't think shitaly is going to win against croatia in slippers
Last round in Group A is played tonight! Scotland would almost certainly secure R16 by winning tonight. Hungary would be in a solid position to secure R16 by winning tonight. Both would be eliminated with a draw (Scotland left with only mathematical chances).
>>141957761my theory is the jew satanists push the globalist pozzed negru teams to win to make it seem like its good for society.so france, england, nethernegrus etc.
the ugliest, nonsensical thing in that formation is the 3 fullbacks, which keeps it from adjusting itself either as a 352 or a 433. if you consider cambiaso a wingback then you'll have di merdenzo as a cb of a 352 - then why not buongiorno ? - and chiesa as 2nd striker - then why not raspadori? another disgusting thing is cristante, but not just him, him as a mezzala, but not just cristante as a mezzala, cristante as a mezzala in a midfield with jorginho who is the only the midfielder of euros 2024 possibly slower than him.
>>141958007Explain EURO2020 then you dumb poltard
>>141958007Krande trvth nuke, but you will get consored by le woke mob now
>>141957890>Spain will rest their best players>playing with reserves screws up team chemistry>they get to knock out a rivalMeanwhile Albania have nothing to lose and will be very keen to seize every opportunity.Again, what makes you think Italy can win comfortably against a side that technique wise can run circles around our midfield despite having one foot in a hospice?
>>141958007Shit theory, France has been playing like shit
>>141958087>di lorenzoFullback>darmianFullback, occasionally centreback>bastoniCentereback>calafioriCentreback, used to play more as a fullback
>>141957713how the fuck does englel get into the éasy path' every time?
>>141958007And yet uefa refballed euro 2021 to make Soi-talians win>>141958087>then you'll have di merdenzo as a cb of a 352Mogs cagafiori and pastoni>>141958148>>playing with reserves screws up team chemistryOnly in shitaly is "team chemistry" an actual factor, also why wouldn't the bench players have muh chemistry
trying too hard
Sinner just won the supercoppa of tennis
>>141958151and cambiaso is also a fullback, so 3.
>>141958109denmark lost to dive era without contact. get rekt libtard>>141958142based dont forget me when they come for me. >>1419581502018 final was refballed hard. first goal from a freekick that was a zero contact dive.also this tourney lot of easy fauls called for franegrus
>>141958148Albania is so shit it lost to Italy and their starters aren't used to play this often. Spain can call up the u21 and it would still win.Italy is going to lose against Croatia and go through, beat the gypsies or whoever is going to be, then meme a win against the neverlands, win deservedly against Englel in the semifinal because Southgate is a retard. It's so fucking obvious.
>>141958275Cambiaso is a 4/5-player midfield wingback abominio
>>141958281i believe that we are gonna draw comfortably against tomorrow but this could be another very possible future
>>141957713holy farsaanyway palle a mollo, you poor pvssies are larping as CTs too much
>>141958281Kill what a high level competition the Eulopei
>>141957713Sfinter CL 2023 (also 2024 but inzaghino is a retard) tier path to the final
Fiketta left, she really had a nice body and high waist thong made very sesso tanlines
/^741x286$/
>>1419583664-players midfield wingbacks don't exist, they are wingers and cambiaso is not one. if you consider cambiaso a wingback of a 5-players midfield, as i said before, then di lorenzo is going to be a cb in a 3-men defense, which doesn't make sense, and darmian would be the other midfield wingback, which doesnt make sense either (even if he did it as a backup in meme games with sfinter)
Mo side midfielders don't exist
*starts all the fullbacks*CALCIO
>>141958745True, that is why 4-3-3 is the only existing formation and all other moduli are tryhard guardiola meme shit
>>141956408> di lorenzoporco di quel dio, ti ammazzo pelato di merda
it's not a mater of names here, cambiaso will never be a winger in a 442 ffs, he's a defender / mainly defensive player
>>141958826There's three wingers in the whole roster and two of them are Zaccagni and El Shaaraway
there’s a girl grinding her cunt on a dudes groin lmaoTfw no gf
Mo 4-4-2 has wingers
>>141958883I never knew that words could be so painful, Sballett really is a retard for not calling up Orsolini
>>141958883Zaccagni>Frattesi Elsha>Chiesa
>>141958883id play chiesa - scamacca - pellegrini (but i would have called other players to start ahead of pellegrini). and in the midfield barella - fagioli - folonrousho (the latter for the high balls, but again i would have other players).
>>141959136I like it better for sure I think Fagioli should play more. But we shouldn't draw too many conclusions from the Spain game. Nico Williams was on fire and it derailed the whole gameplan. Should probably have inverted Chiesa and Pellegrini way sooner tho. Barella had a poor game too which is a death sentence for this Italy.
60 gorillion CTs
Play the gud playersBench the bad playersDon’t call up the terrible playersIt’s that simple
>>141959299>Nico Williams was on fire and it derailed the whole gameplanWarra gameplan if it's derailed by a single player playing decently
>>141959522
DonnaDarmian-Califioro-Baston'DiLo-Bare'-Giorginio-Pilgrims-DimaSgamacc-Chiesa
Grimaric
>>141959865This but with bvllanova and it's perfect
------------------------DollerCalabria - Gabbia - Bastoni - Dimarco-----------------------Jorginho---------------------------------Barella -------------- Pobega ----------- Chiesa ------------------------- El Shaarawy--------------------Scamacca
>>141960204Di Lorenzo deserves another shot, the zingari don't have any fast gentlemen of colour on the LW so he should be ok. Should being the operative word.
>>141960291>Di Lorenzo deserves another shotI very much agree with this ahah!
>>141960306>Ivan Ivanovica from Polaidk I just don't rate Bellanovo and I'm not a fan of Cambiaso.
>>141960291Not at least giving a chance to Bellanova after Di Lorenzo's disasterclass is just stupid honestly, if players can get away with such shit performances then Italy might at well just exit the tournament already
>>141960386>I'm not a fan of CambiasoMind elaborating?
>>141960386>I just don't rate Bellanovogo watch Lazio v Torino, honestly one of the best wingback performances I've ever seen
>>141960396Horses for courses but I get what you're saying. I wouldn't be fussed if he's dropped but the replacements don't enthuse me either.>>141960409A left footed player at RB or RWB makes me feel visceral disgust. It's like ants under my skin. I just think he's quite an average player overall and when he came on against Spain it was a real nightmare.>>141960522If he plays tomorrow and puts in less than a 8/10 it'll be on YOU
>>141956408it's not a bad formation. It just doesn't work against spain because we lose badly on the sides
>>141960204If he's instead of dimoscio then yes
>>141960593I’ll just say that Spinazool was the same, right-footed player playing on the left. But spiritually I agree with you that it’s an abomination
Why the fuck do you poorfags never fucking bench chiesuccio in your abomini of lineups, is this general the jewventus discord FinoAllaFine or something?
>>141960634If you genuinely think that Italy has a better player than him in that role, you're a gigantic retard
>>141960634Because he's the only one who can run.
>>141960634Because it triggers you so nicely
Yes. We are Juventus.
>>141960620Nah that's the thing, I don't care if its a right footed LB. Maybe my childhood exposure to Germany's own Filippo Agnello and Zim Zambrotta inoculated me against such things.
>>141960710Warra save gigius
>>141960724Intrasting, I guess left-footers are more rare so 9 times out of ten they’ll be used as a LB or RW cutting in so it feels *extra* offputting when they break with that
To be honest, when you know who plays for Spain, a 1-0 loss isn't even that horrible as a result. It's more about the extremely unconvinving display on the field, really unsure about the idea of 3 at the back after how bad it played out in that one friendly against like Venezuela.
>>141960646Most people coming up with a 3-5-2 put chiesa up front even though that's not even his role, what's the point of having raspadori and retegui other than scamacca then?
To win EURO 2024: France - 19% Germany - 18% England - 17% Spain - 14% Portugal - 11% Netherlands - 6% Italy - 4%
>>141960634A-A-ARRIVO IN INGHITERRA, ELISABETTA NON MI INCHINO https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=efensR_t3pc
Spain vs Albania tomorrow. I'm sorry but we are winning this easy.
>>141960791Raspadori and Retegui just cannot run and dribble like he can, and he often plays in that role at Jj, so it just seems like a better idea
>>141960809Huge gufatozza
>>141957713netherlel is not gonna finish first in the group
fuck Gigi gon do?
>>141960841He should have carded Bobus vieri too for doing le shitalian gesture at him, if anything Toreno was forgiving to italy
>>141960871retegui should not play in any national team
>>141960931when did casemiro go to fiorentina
I thought giorgio and gianluigi
/c2lco3oBCtrcW96uYMWAmw==/
>>141960950Who can even be a good back-up striker apart from him? He's really not good, but I can't see anyone else filling in that role
>Albania’s Daku gets two-game ban for anti-Serbia and North Macedonia chantsApebanian's at it again
>>141961040Why are they like this?
Based megaphoneGOD
Now that I wonder, why is Grifo not called up, he had like 13 gols last season as a winger
>>141961076>GrifoPerugia-coded, therefore he MUST be avoided
explain to me why a 352 with Retegui and Scamacca is not the best thing we can do
>>141961108Because they get in eachother's way
>>141961108Because Retegui cannot do shit apart from headers
>>141961108Because muh kikkuccioAlso because media would force spalletti to use darmian and dimarco as the side midfielders (instead of the preferable option of bellanova+el shaarawy) because muh inzaghiball
>>141961125This is such a typical 433cuck lie it's not even funny
>>141961108Google Serbia at Euro 2024
>el shaarawy>retegui Are you guys trolling or is this actually serious
>>141961169>AAAAHHHHH, IS THAT SENSIBLE DISTRIBTUTION OF PLAYERS AND SPACES I SEE???!??Get help, sort yourself out and read a book
I wouldn't go to Dagestan
> di gregorio is 188 cm tallwtf he's a manlet how is he supposed to play when he'll his his 30s
/edit/idea spalletti driving a giuletta
4-3-3BVLLS*Fans of any other formation are guardiola tryhards
kek
three hundred million disallowed lukakker goals
>everyone on every platform saying the lineup is badI'm going to put like 300 cucuzze on an italy victory since ****alians are always wrong
My father chose to support the Hungarians tonight
>guardiola tryhardsNew gimmich just dropped
guys, once the knockout stage starts prepare to see some serious gay shit by UEFA
New Sangiuliano is up
UEFA is going to refball in favour of gayrations?
>>141961606By Grace he keeps hitting new lows
39 hundered million jewefags dead in belgium
Blud really replied to himself :skull:
Talk more about Juventus
>Albania-Germany on Rai 1 But I wanted Scotland-Hungary...
>>141961010No one right now but he can't be a starter, from next tournament i would try camarda as a back up striker
Or don't, it's all the same to us
_N_
>The Swiss swimmer Antonio Djakovic wins European Championship bronze in the 400m freestyle in 3:47.62.Small nation but big in sports
>>141961825My house trembled
of marco was resurrected
Ā dokkoi!Ā yoisho!
>>141961188
Tonight, I feel Scottish
>>141962010t. Gio
>>141961875lol
>>141956408lost the fucking plot
>>141961742>but I wanted le epic reddit underdogsHoly guardiola tryhard
>>141962025Well if the colour of her shoe are anything to go by...
>>141956408pecché no fagioli, spallett?
*takes a sip*
Gio Scottish
>>141962178>drinking merda tè
I would text her but I don't think she has me saved or even remembers my name Also big swiss triumph in <60 minutes
#141962215kys
3-2-2-3 is the only actual formationAny other line-up is TMGS
It's not a real formation if it doesn't start with "1-...", just sayin'
Titty Massaging Gio Scotti
Gunn - Ralston, Hendry, Hanley, McKenna, Robertson - McGinn, Gilmour, McGregor, McTominay - Adams.Gulacsi - Botka, Orba, Dardai - Bolla, Styles, Schafer, Kerkez - Sallai, Szoboszlai - Varga.
>>141962311what if 2-
I wouldn't go to Crimea
Not going east of Leipzig or south of Strasbourg, simple as
do you have any tips for me to avoid the Leao special at the exam of tomorrow?
>>141962010This is my countrythe land that begat meThese windy spaces are surely my own.And those who here toil In the sweat of their facesAre flesh of my flesh and bone of my bone.
>>141962464avoid eating beans
>>141962331Mon Scotland for once do the job>>141962393I highly recommend Polan. Anyway, hope it's a good game lads. See ya later.
>>141962464Dive into your books and not into the floor of the exam hall
Mo she does me a Rafa after I text her
>>141962464Swarm the library rather than the universitary toilet
Zingaro... tomorrow... you are mine
>>141962664t. De La Fuente
>libraryHoly boomerazzo
What will germs do without kroos and gundogan
i think sco vs hungry is more kino game. hmm dunno what to watch
>>141963262Kroos and Gundogan are in the starting XI doe?
>>141963473I'm thinking about the future here
>>141962133I act and look like this
OH FIORE DI SCOZIA
/direttagol/ bros it's finally our time
thank you rai for saving me, everywhere else was showing the other shite
Does Hendry vaguely resemble Cambiaso in having a dorky cuteness about him or do I just have a type?
>>141963828Sì
>>141963828>Cambiaso>dorky cuteness about him????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
Thank you cher very cool
>>141963262angelo stiller/henning matriciani double pivot
How much is a neuer papera quoted
I choose the bear
im watching sco-hun
You now realize that Finland and Scotland have the same flag colours...
>>141964332Im watching scooby doo
>>141964458spoopy
>>141964606They both have crosses too!!!!!!
how has germoni swizz game looked like? this has been pretty careful>>141964711aaaaaaaa
Guyse i might've gufato sommer
gonna miss these orsato moments >>141964969pretty good
Based orsato
>>141965020*stares at the screen for 10 minutes*
https://vocaroo.com/1egz2xKjrY5FDo you guys get frogs near your houses?
>>141965265yes I do, they are quite far but I still can hear them going cra cra
I'm so jealous of how good Germany is
Warra paratissima on the first post sommus
lot of yellows for hunger
>>141965601(You)
nDOY
Bologna boy :)
looked off but funnier to give it
Told you we will reach the semis for sure + with luck the final
>>141965601GufatissimaThis is not good for us isn't it?
hunger gettin refballed
This is what happens when you don't have at least one aryan cb
off side rule is completely broken
>>141966444Checked
>>141966444De Vrij c-c-counts right?
>>141966461troost the hecking science chud
William Troost-Ekong
>>141966530
>>141966444Wh*toids being good defenders is such a fucking meme
>>141966530Acerbi approved
thats a red
>>141966736Not all just the best
>>141966736
hunger getting refballed hard. they have like 3 yellows and scots none.
Shittelstadt
There were two goals at #EURO2024 where both the goal scorer and the assist provider play for the same team in a club context: Aebischer on an assist from Freuler on June 15 Ndoye on an assist from Freuler on June 23In both cases two Bologna combinations for Switzerland.>>141967504>picrel isn't at least a yellow
>>141967557forearm/elbow in the box isnt a era
>Germany - Italy (assuming we pass)Send help
>>141967723That's on the halfway line when a Hungarian got a yellow for that challenge
>>141967557scott player also made a wierd tackle in that situation. dropped almost to a sitting position.the black ten from scotland did 2 fouls and no cards. when many hungers got yellows for first foul about.
hunger was more dangerous so hope they score first.
not a yellow or era this.
>>141966736Name one legendary non whiteoid defender
yellow for scotland wow
>>141968364*esailly and taribo west
white boys' Sommer
these lads should just do a reverse biscuit and have the keepers stay off their line for the rest of the game, leave it up to fate and give the winner a chance to pump their GD
>>141968364Cannavaro
>>141968364thurambut what about meme ones? theres so many you can name like juan jesus, murillo etc.
>>141968364
At this point it's better to not qualify at all
>swotzerland literally beats germany>shitalian still do vittimismo because now they'll have to face germany instead of switzerland
auslander raum
What An Adams
*ebensraum FC
Large ghostatazza Christian, Weston, Yunus, and Tim 2nite
>>141969558Bald fraud doesn't have what it takes to beat germs in their backyard
so it happened again
o ou head injury
>>141969996Pulingz and Muttuidi usually show up for the nt at least
the hungarian went straight into the fencing position. F
>>141970104Mejus Roby Mancio
>>141970622Unironically, but gonde>>>>
Warra figurone orsato, ehhhhhhhhh trvly shitalian refs are le best
>>141970367yeah spoopy. crazy that the games continues after such shock
>>141970888What happened?
Did any of you boys see what happened? You can't really see anyone hitting the poor lad
>>141970970keeper knocked hunger player out badly, dude insta seizured up
Barnabas Varg-ACK!
>>141970994Keeper heemed him
>>141971077>>141971190Damn wtf
>De Ligt asks for help from a psychologist: "Certain moments are hard"
>>141971350Warra titolare spot
Who would buy a boil your dog car?
>>141971350>Again and again we tried>In the morning, during the day, in the evening and at night>No matter what we did, she just couldn't get pregnant
does Germany losing mean >we'll face them in the ro16 if by some miracle >we make it out of the group?
Shitaly would've lost to Switzerland anyways
If we want to be the best in Europe, we must be able to defeat the best in Europe.Germany: bring it on.
>>141971350weak mind. he should go to a shit team in a good league to get some skill for a few years.
Adani needs to be dead, his firing just isn't enough anymore
Warra clean sheet zomma-me in 10 minutes
imagine using your free transfers to buy kraut players ahah
By Grace she was cute
>>141971706>If we want to be the best in Europe, we must be able to defeat the best in Europe.Incoomprehensible concept to shitaliansAlso mo germany is good
Widmerd
>>141971998Antigoni Matsouka?
>orsatoIs he krautphobic?
>>141972327>krautphobicName one who isn't
This is what will happen 2morrowEveryone will give x scontato that we'll not lose and that albania won't win then the "unpredictable" happens
>+10what happened?
>>141972421Blud took a nap
cmon hungerland
>>141972421>>141971190
>Gnoooooo don't take out muttsialaFuck off adani
>zommer
>meme forward I've seen enough, Germany's winning the tournament.
>offsideIt's over
>>141972400Poorfag opinion, uefa will do everything to make shutaly pass the giron
>>141971350miss him
Buciano Sculetti
sbozlai complete meme this game.
Why would Germany willingly chose the harder path
>>141971952.
DUCIANO
>>141972931Calvinism boggles the catholic mind
>not playing with a no 9mierdiola and his consequences have been a disaster for calcio
>>141972931Only abomini of countries such as shitaly unironically think about these inciuci
McTominay assist in 59 seconds
>>141972931Uomini forti, destini forti
>>141972931They are scared of italy
KWABland
Scoterron-ACK!
Scotterone...
goooooooolllll
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH
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>>141973060Warra
rip irn bru
>not having red on your flag
The mythraic nation marches on
sorry for scotfra
This victory clearly shows we need to have more Asians (like Buongiorno) and less negrus (like Adopo)
Germany won Group A with late winner! Hungary are still alive after a late winner! Switzerland 2nd, secured the Round of 16! Scotland are eliminated from EURO 2024!
Spain germany kino
>Scotland are winless in major tournaments since 1996.
how do we fix scotland
>>141974096More Italians, less angl*s
>>141974096bring in a coach who is not 40 years behind in coaching philosophy.
>>141974096Bring Dumfries to Dumfries
Polel has one job
>>141974096More negrulands player i.e. frimpong
>>141974251>expecting them to be good at any job that doesn't involve picking fruit or cleaning toilets
>>141974096Feel like footy as a whole would be richer if them and Hungary had elite NTs again
New updated predicted table is up
The late goal should not deceive you from the fact that Nogirlsmans suicidal tactics do not work against any decent opponentHappy for Hungary though, i enjoy their allegriesque approach
>>141974468>NogirlsmansVery nice
>>141974419Holy scampagnata spalletti
>>141974419Austria would make the semis with this bracket
>>141974419I don't want to lose to Portugal AGAIN ;_;
>>141974096Dissolve it
>>141974613I'll help you with the owling
>>141974096allnegru
>>141974419Rangnick is about to go AEIOV on that bracket
>>141974419>belgiolandia,negrulands and pastaland all ded in the qf
Mo that's bad
Mo england will get a revenge on shitaly
>>141974324Do they know how to park buses?
Ultimo uomos been on mvtismo mode for 2 days
I will watch the Paola Ferrari
Luciano Spaghetti
>>141974419>B2what did he mean by that?
>Retegol starting instead of Scacacca there might be some feeble hope still.>Dimerdenzo and Merdinho still playingoh nvm >we're out.
get a grip jewccio
>>141976533:(
>>141976533why are they like this?
>>141976313>retegui Is shit>di merdenzoCroatia doesn't have any pacy negrus he'll be fine>merdinho True
>>141976617Because coomers like duccio keep the demand going
I wouldn't go to Lebanon
If I fart now I'll piss from my ass
>retegol4 goals in 10 matches with the NT >Scamerda1 goal in 18 matches with the NT
Warra start musahcchio
good night, I need to wakeup soon to get to the factory
bolivia coach looks like they grabbed a random addict off a the streets and had him suit up
Bvllisic
Based tummyGOD Fagioli
>>141979378Extremely bad move under Spalletti lmao.
>>141979378bernacciabros... wtf is this abomination
yeah let me brag a little bit before everything goes to shit tomorrow
>>141981841
Che umiliazione
GOOD LUCK tomorrow italy
>>141987051>TomorrowIt's today retard
>>141987051ey I'm walkin' 'ere
>>141987051anulo mufa
tonight I will finally go to watch the game outside, see you /seriea/
La maglia… azzurra!Siam pronti… alla morte!Noi siamo… L’Italia!Chi siamo? L’Italia!CHI SIAMO? L’ITALIA!!!Thats how I feel today
>>141987519feeling cringe?
Today I feel tractorist
>>141987653tornasse a zappare l'orto sto pelato
>>141987519This you?
Good morning /seriea/Where do we stand on onesies?
supposedly Dalić changed his mind again... and Brozović is starting and he's doing incomprehensible shit in the attackliterally ruined my day and I woke up feeling great
>>141988383literally made to bake a football team
>>141988570oh noe :)
Cristante is a good pick against croatia but must be used as an offensive midfielder and the wingbacks must play on their strong foot side
>>141988806you watched 0 riomma games to say this
fuck im at the factory when the game starts. gonna be phonewatching the first half. reeeeeeee
>>141988383>Where do we stand on onesieslove them
positives for italy:draw is enough unless albonegrus win but even then its almost decent enough for 3rd place quali.croatia has let in 3 goals and 2 goals in their games so defence sucks.so italy needs to play calma and score some goles.
>>141989147Draw is enough for 2nd even if albanegrus win
>>141989147Sutalo is getting dropped
>>141989171even if they score few goles?even better then
>He defends an injured man, a Japanese man massacred in Udine by five young men: he is in a comanuke shitaly
>>141989187I think that head to head is the first criteria
>Juventus and Fanatics, a leading digital platform in the sports sector, have announced a new global partnership which will cover e-commerce, retail sales and the production of Juventus merchandising. 11 year agreement until 2034/35. t. Romain D’AgresteI don’t follow us sports too much anymore but afaik this company is universally despised for making bad quality/overpriced stuff
>>141989227Don't care, more money
Points scored is the first criteria dumbass
>>141988844not just riomma’s. he’s garbage, pure unadulterated trash who for some reasons probably connected with organised crime keeps getting called up in the nt.
The first stone of the spalletti statue in Coverciano is already being placed in anticipation of shitaly's massive trivmph 2nite
>>141988806Good picks against croatia= any human who can run faster than 2 km/h for 5 seconds
Big rancore Biasin in case Sbarella manages to win a duel against Brozoshit
Good morning /seriea/
>>141989409
Never used a bidet to wash my ass in my life
fucking cavernicolo
top scorers in this euro so far (the others have 1 goal). the absolute state.
>there is a Shitalian vtuber from a prominent vtubing company nowe finita
Shitalians eat literal cheese with worms but shower their ass so it's all good
>shower with a girl after sleeping with her and her spending the night>I go and wash my ass with some liquid soap on my hand and rubbing it between my cheek’s for a bit>She looks at me mortified and asks me wtf I’m doing>I tell her I’m washing my ass>’People actually do that? I just let some water run over it and that’s it’Who was in the wrong here? And if it’s her, why are women so gross when you get below the figurative surface and/or visit their living spaces
>>141989147again, there's no way Italy doesn't make it through
>>141989569>sardinians>shitalians
>>141989574You, because it's a widely known fact that girls don't poop
>>141989569Can you please go back to your shithole?
>>141989574Was she clean back there? That's all that matters right?
>>141989574Average woman is considerably messier than an average man.That being said, average woman has considerably less messy shits than an average man. They need like two pieces of paper, its like they shit small rabbit turds or something
>Both Arkadiusz Milik and Moise Kean are set to leave Juve. All parties involved are informed of this decision. Milik is being linked with clubs from Premier League and Ligue 1, as for Kean the negotiations with Bologna, Fiorentina and Arabia are not yet tangible.
Is Casadei as low-IQ as he always looks? Like the lights are on but nobody is home
>>141989574Men are 10000% cleaner than women >t. irl jannie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xSRwQwtGzS4
In order to replace Giroud, Milan have inquired the profile of MLS forward Aiden Cavernicolo-Jackson (21) currently at St. Louis City. The total valuation of the player is $350,000 excluding outstanding bails on the player, Milan executives are considering the options
>>141989857What a bvll in the middle
>>141989574Women don't poop anon, they don't need to wash their asses
top 5 /seriea/ approved Stanley Kubric films5. 2001: a space odyssey 4. The shining 3. Barry Lyndon2. Dr. Strangelove 1. Eyes wide shut
1. Eyes Wide Shut -> Eyes Wide Scudetto2. Dr. Strangelove -> Dr. Tacticolove3. Barry Lyndon -> Bari Lyndon4. The Shining -> The Striking5. 2001: A Space Odyssey -> 2001: A Calcio Odyssey
I wouldn't go to Bari
Furiosa is up
>Giuntoli has received Thuram’s green light for a transfer. The club now aims to finalize the agreement with his representatives and reach an one with Nice in a short time.I don't really trust Gazzetta dello Sporco, but nice
>>141989997>Aiden Cavernicolo-JacksonWho
>>141990125>>141990143>>141990219dont really care, sorry
>>141990318Do you care about this?
>>141990332yes
>>141990332Penzavo il feyenoord
Joshua Zirkzee missed out on training due to feeling a bit ill. Ill in Dutch is 'ziek; and if Joshua Zirkzee recovers, he can become the third Dutch international with all the letters of the word 'ziek' in his surname, after Gerrit and Piet Keizer (no familial relation).
>>141990323Now that I think about it, he's the perfect pacey negru for Italy in the future
exam was half good half shit so I predict a draw tonight
CAIROVATTENE figlio di Troia
>>141990463Mine was very unexpectedly good
Mauriziobros we're so back!
>>141990463>>141990481Based and not-Leaopilled
>>141990463Same
Mo all of /seriea/ took an exam today
>he never finished his exam, but stayed sitting there pretending to read it all over until he saw his crush walk out and getting up with her and asking her to come with you for a drink somewhere to celebrate and ending up in her bed for sweaty summer sesso
somehow... Brozović returned
>>141990763no but I usually finish like half an hours ealy and stay seated there for the whole thing
Soon, I'll be finally free of these fucking exams, and I will be able to focus on calcio
I miss exams, I miss university fras.. life afterward is all a decline
>first week without inflation for Argentina in 30 years
>>141990223it’s a fake/recycled news because they dont report figures. you know dimarzio is not bullshitting you because he says xyz are asking 35, Juve offered 32, the 2 sides are distant and will meet again, and he goes on like this for a month.
Lunch? 250gr burger with lettuce and tomatoes, fries, lemonade.Unbearable heat today
>not Fasting
>>141990959Based, I ate a lasagna, some prosciutto cotto and a little bit of tiramisu
Bros, tonight is the nightIf mister tractor wins tonight figc will make up an excuse to keep him as the nt coach and I will be forced to draw a vtuberBut if he loses he will 100% be thrown to the wolves and get fired, I REFUSE to believe they will keep him after this shitshow
>>141991042The Gravinoids in charge kept the fennel after being clubbed by Macedonia, embarrassment or not the conundrum does not arise for the old farts anyway
>>141991032>little bit of tiramisu>>141991006desu did 50km on a bike and skipped breakfast, I can treat myself today>>141991042I consider Spalletti a very limited coach with some top tier qualities but I didn't expect him to shit the bed this much desu.
>>141991085>with some top tier qualitiescoming up with lorem ipsum's in post game interviews being one of them
>Clubs in Saudi Arabia are ready to offer Juve €10M for Kean. Actually perfect, but fucking hell it hurts to see a dude wasting his own career like that
>>141991168what career
>>141991219desu I’d actually do it at €40m, I don’t even think bologna is being unreasonable here, it’s mostly due to basel’s stupidly big sellon clause. i feel like things are going on in the background though, i could see the koopmemers deal being abandoned pretty soon
Tummy hurting just a little
>>141991246His rapping career
Adrien Rabiot's house in Yvelines has been robbed by a gang of five young people aged 17 to 20. 100,000 euros were stolen from his house. The address was circulated in a Telegram group of thieves.
>>141991327Motta apparently wants to keep Soulè, and Chiesa's future depends on his agreement on a new contract, so it looks like Giuntoli will need to do miracles (if he actually manages to sell Huijsen for like 30-35mil, I'll gain more than hope)
what the fuck is a 4-1-4-1
>>1419913754-3-3 but made into some tryhard meme guardiola shit
>>141991475>>141991475>>141991475
>>141990895Pizza de queso, to celebrate
>>141991362why do they rob only the goats? baggio,donnarumma ,pogba, adrien..
>>141991559Based
>>141956359Based
>>141989574you were supposed to wash her ass, dummy
>Hanna #Bennison vicinissima alla #JuventusWomen, centrocampista classe 2003 arriverebbe dall’#Everton. Parti al lavoro per chiudere, manca poco @ilbianconerocomHehe, benis
Wtf is blud doing
>>141995936
>>141995936> retegui - raspadori> no kiesuccio Holy grim, but we will win anyway because croatia is just that shit
