>Lap:#7185>Countdown to the Red Bull Home Race:https://f1exposure.com>Previous thread:>>141957278>FantasyGP.com /f1/ League Formula Autism:Passcode: 12481614>Nico Hülkenberg F1 Grands Prix without ever scoring a podium:216 (213 starts)>Lewis Hamilton Grands Prix since last win:56>Fernando Alonso Grands Prix since last win:188>Races in the Alpine 100 Race Plan77>2024 WDC StandingsVER: 219 (+25)NOR: 150 (+19)LEC: 148 (+10)SAI: 116 (+8)PER: 111 (+4)>2024 WCC StandingsRed Bull: 330 (+29)Ferrari: 270 (+18)McLaren: 237 (+25)Mercedes: 151 (+27)Aston Martin: 58 (+0)>2024 WEC StandingsHAM: 632.94 (+64.67)RIC: 624.32 (+33.44)SAR: 515.46 (+79.18)>News:Max Verstappen wins the 2024 Spanish Grand PrixMax post-race radio: "YES! Nice, we were definitely not the quickest out there today, but we did everything well, strategy as well!!"Norris over team radio: "I should have won, I fucked up the start. Car was amazing and deserved more."Alpine joins the battle for Carlos Sainz through Flavio BriatoreHamilton: Mercedes still EXPOSED by F1 qualifying weaknessVERY IMPORTANT POLL (EXPOSURE POLL) EXPOSED POLL: https://strawpoll.com/7MZ0kzkapgo
Seamus
Gimi
gimi
Human Powered F1
>hamilton will never win anything ever again
Forgot to vote for Hulk in the exposure poll cause he was so invisible, fuck.
my balls are not empty, what can we do with it?
Oconsisters!Why did we lose to Fagsly? We even sabotaged his pitstop and he still overtook us.
Shhhh Ham is sleepin
Anon from last season wasn't kidding, there are virtually no records that Lewis holds that aren't very long term ones now. Bit grim for lulu.
I love max like no other
it's good that McLel admitted more than once now that their car is the fastest
>>141959370They need to get a real driver in, like Checo Nuggetz
Decisive
Another victory for racism
>max is literally the only thing saving f1 from full bong podiums the hero f1 needed, the hero we deserved
That track looks perfectly fine, yet it always delivers boring races, why's that?
Why did Sainz seethe about Lewis doing the same to him as he did to Sharl?
>>141959392>69 points is enough right?It would be #3 all time even when adjusting points systems
>>141959428F1 is an inherently shit "sport"
>>141959432Big fucking asterix on the Hunt one
Why is she like this?
>>141959431Sainz always cries on the radio.>He's intimidating me>Tell Mclaren to tell him to give the position to me
>>141959350wrong! this man is deceased!
>>141959452Indeed, but it's still on the list
>>141959452I'LL GIVE YOU A BIG FUCKING ASTERISK M8
>>141959453tummy
Should I go to Austin or Mexico City?
>>141959452>Don't crash car>Drive in the wetHardly.
>>141959481FUCKING FIGHT ME
>>141959487No
>>141959357>>141959357max will never be as successful as lewis, he's just another newey chauffeur. lewis is the face of the sport.
Today I found out there's a setting on the PS5 that allows you to turn off that obnoxious Casio watch beep it makes when you turn it on
>>141959487For the GP? Austin, it's even cheaper there lmao
>>141959525Lewis is pure shit, bro
>>141959561lmao
>>141959567lewis is in his 40s and prime max is barely winning in the fastest car on the grid.2026 is going to be a rude awakening for fraudstappen fans.
Me and wife hanging out after her decent F1 Academy weekend in Barcelona
>>141959637not even the fifth fastest car on the grid, bro
>>141959637>2026 is going to be a rude awakeningfor you, hopefully youll kys thenVerification not required.
imo Mclel keep fucking themselves by not having faith in their car's pace. I think they would've won today if they hadn't gone for the tire offset meme strat and had just matched Red Bull/Merc's pit stops
>start on pole>finish second>still win driver of the dayare chuds harvesting ballots?
Goblino is unironically the least likeable bong right now on the grid. Goes into every weekend literally unterhunding despite driving the best car, then cracks like a glass bottle under pressure. He cannot perform unless he has a strong margin to other cats. Not to mention those radios, and his general pussywhipped behaviour. Only literal children and women who do not care about anything else other than "he's driving le papaya car!" like him.
bongs,do you need a tv loicense if you sub to bbc player app?
>>141959676>they didn’t stop the count when lando was leadingtrumpbros… not again…
>>141959657max was extending his lead with 20 lap old softs against mclaren "the fastest car"nah. rb is a rocketship still carried by newey's 2022 regulations which expire in 2026.tick tock. tick tock.
>>141959637>barely winning10 races, 7 wins
>>141959663The tyre offset was the best strat that they had left after losing the lead, Lando didn't have a new set of softs for the end of the race like Max did because he started on the new softs.
ITS OVER (for amx)https://x.com/SCUDERIAFEMBOY/status/1804895630403178962?s=19
this is my first post on 4chan.org
>>141959763Why does being the clear cut winner make people start unterhunding so much? It's fucking gay.
>>141959763>scuderia femboy
>>141959453TAKE MY SOUL SOPHIA
>>141959790fuck off were full
>>141959676Trump is 6'3", as everybody knows, so that puts Lando at around 5'11
>>141959790
>>141959790faggot
>>141959790go back
i enjoyed Lando kwabing
>>141959763He's worried that he'll bore himself to death by winning so much
>>141959804Womanly estimation skills you've got there.>captcha KPGAY
maxkeks are forgetting how max pulled a 1 sec gap in 5 turns immediately after he got out of the dirty airsomehow he only won by 4 sec by the end, what an actual kwab kek
>>141959790Hello I hate Mercedes :)
>>141959804Lando got measured on camera. He's 5'10"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w0SmnAs80eQ&t=367s&ab_channel=KymIllman
Is Max just calling bluff or is his RB car actually really shit?
Time to admit, he is shit tier and nowhere near close being a top driver
>>141959849I wouldn't say its shit, it's definitely in the top 5 cars but it's clearly not the fastest anymore
so are we gonna talk about how Piastri is literally nowhere compared Lando (who isnt perfect either)
>>141959847Oh OK that genuinely is a few inches taller than I would have guessed>>141959838Fuck you bro, I was only an inch off!
>>141959790hey didn't /sp/ use to be on 4channel.org
>>141959345ChildBearingHips
>Aston Martin lapped by both MercsRemember when he said Aston were in a better position.
can't put into words how boring todays race waseven the second half of the grid just gave up, forgot they were even racingno yellows and I don't think I heard the name Stroll, Hulk, Sargeant, Zhou, Magnusson, Tsunoda, Ricciardo all fucking race... only realised Albon was still in because he had that meltdown after falling asleep and blaming the car
Frens
>>141959902im supposed to be a summerfag
>>141959904er no. for child-bearing hips, see >>141959324
>>141959345it’s such a waste that she's a lesbian now
Why Valtteri let zhou go by?
THAT'S ESTEBAN OCON'S MUM BACK IN THE DAY GODDAMN SHE WAS A FIT BITCH https://x.com/OconEsteban/status/1804843957953687695
>>141959907Wtf I wanted to post this pic of alonso
>>141959907*wins*
*wins*
>that aston fartin racepaceKEK
>>141959936Because he loves to watch him go
>>141959936Nukes
>>141959949do soft tires really fall off that quickly?
I think if Sainz had not been a dickhead and tried to murder Charles in the first lap then Charles would have beaten the Russler.When Sainz is slow it is just embarrassing to watch as he just cries.
>>141959981Yes have you seen them when they take them off?
>>141959763amxbros its fucking over we can't win literally every race
>>141959998Him and George are actually very similar.Drive very quick at the start, and tyres fall off at the end.
>hards are shit>lets put russel on hardssabotage so obvious
>>141959949For once say something nice about hamilton
if leclerk is seething this hard over a teammate as aggressive as sainz he is not going to like being teammates with ham
>>141959793it's not unterhunding. he knows that the car is worse than last year and that his performance should have him ahead by 20 seconds rather than 3
>>141959345We are checking
>an unlikely alliance has formed
>>141959949Max's consistency is just fucking stupid, the guy is a robot
>>141959453SNIFF MY RACE SUIT SOPHIA
>>141959432Hunt and Kimi at 1&2.
>>141960100A cynical person would say he's not pushing hard enough
>>141960100not having a real childhood and having your dad live vicariously through you will do that
>>141960051They were copying Lellarri Lewis gave away they were planning a soft, medium, hard plan
If Piastri doesn't deliver he should be buillied as much as Albon had been in Red Bull
>>141960051They had to cover themselves after that email
>>141959981they're short life, especially at this circuit but AMX managed to keep them in the zone so they can be stretched outthis is why them memeing a Norris late surge was stupid... which they knew but they had to try and keep people from falling asleep somehow
Would you apply the Jos method on your kids to guarantee their success?
I can't believe I'm saying it, but I'm actually warming up to NARB. I don't know whether it's him constantly fighting against Hamilton, having flashes of racecraft brilliance or just being least unlikeable Britbong driver which makes him look better than he is, but I'm sort of rooting for him now if he is fighting anyone except Sharl. Don't let the flipcunt see this.
>>141960129It feels like he's been on Norris' shadow for years
the most memorable event of the weekend was nobels on radio going "omigosh i always crashed uwu"
>>141960145Thats justs the boomer method.
>>141959949>>141960100it's pretty clear that max has more pace but doesn't have to use it
>>141960151Russell got gaped today
>>141959949>cheat regulations>win racesbig news!
Explain this in F1 terms
lechair
>racism fun
>>141960183Yeah, but I'm still sympathetic to him. Merc sabotaged him with the tyres and strategy. On the same one, he'd have destroyed Shamilton.
>>141960151His villain look is so good. Wouldn't mind Jorj winning a championship over Norris.
>>141960206He ruined his tires and was forced to use hards
>>141960191
>>141960186KING
>>141960140>this is why them memeing a Norris late surge was stupid... which they knew but they had to try and keep people from falling asleep somehowBut he was cutting into Max's lead through that entire final stint despite Max having fresher tyres.>>141960167>>141960100He was able to be more consistent because he held the lead for longer which meant he didn't have the swings in pace caused by charging the battery then going for an overtake, same as what happened in Canada.
GOAT Verstappen wins again,
>>141960191I want to breed them so bad, I am so horny guys.
>>141960206they kept hamilton behind russel when he was on a faster tyre instead of letting hamilton lead and give drs to russ to catch the leaders. hamilton was sabotaged here more, but they also sabotaged themselves.
maggs
>>141959936Why would he defend?He had no speed anyways on the soft.Zhou let Bottas pass by first on the soft, but then they fell off after 3 laps.
Which one is Messi and which one is Ronaldo?
F1 sisters, we've had a bit of a slurper...again.
>>141960263But my boy needs a new contract
i want to slurp nobel's pussy
>>141960269Luck is on Lewis' side. His Mclaren and Mercedes-AMG championships will be hard to replicate.
>>141960269Hamilton & Mercedes cheated + paid off the FIA to have any success. Think of it as Ronaldo + Real Madrid paying UEFA to score countless offside goals
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>>141960239>But he was cutting into Max's lead through that entire final stint despite Max having fresher tyres.A lead that got built because of McLaren pitting too late on the first stint and falling behind both Mercs. The McLaren clearly had more natural pace today, they should've just matched the strategy.
>>141960269idk who those are, are they the motorbikeGP drivers?
SUPER MAX
>>141960300She is only 17 years, 5 months and 16 days old you sick fuck
>>141959637if it's the fastest car, why pepez is 9th?
>>141960239With ten laps left it was a five second gap. Three laps to go it was just under four seconds. He was never a threat
>>141959651you in the spongebob tshirt?
>>141960338No, those two are F1 drivers, left is Max Verstappen and right is Lewis Hamilton. Would have thought people posting in /f1/ would know them
>>141960423You watch F1?
>>141960432no
>>141960228the narb special
>>141959790Welcome, now you will be here forever.
This aged really poorly
>>141960395He lost 1.2s in pit stops alone, by the flag it was under 3s.Obviously he ran out of laps but the win was well on if he hadn't been stuck behind RUS for that first stint which allowed Max to build that crucial gap in the first place.>>141960321>A lead that got built because of McLaren pitting too late on the first stint and falling behind both Mercs.Difficult to say how that would have played out since NARB undercut all of them while already being ahead of Lando so he was likely bound to come out behind him anyway.
>>141960515I'm glad Fat Zak says dumb things. You need a variety of personalities to make things interesting.
Eating some bomb ass beans rn
>>141960567AYO
>>141959487Wait until next year and go to Montreal>t. resold my COTA tickets this year for a profit and bought tickets to AEW instead
I don't like Lando's cutesy instagram posts. You're not 19 anymore. Time to grow up.
>>141960186I kneel to this post all the time, thank you based Irish poster, you are a Gentleman and a Scholar.
>>141960623That's so far away. I want to take my gf to a race this year. Neither of us have ever been to one.
>>141960680fly nigga
>>141960623>bought tickets to AEWI thought they just give them away for free
how to make dead this thing
>>141960026>>141960140sorry i should have said so suddenly, theres maybe two or three laps where softs perform at the median laptime before completely dropping off
>>141960693I'm talking about time not distance.
>>141960655This is very typical behavior for mid 20s zoomers
>>141960655When will all the netflix fags get tired of f1 and go away?
>>141960707nerd
>>141960707DEF build
>>141960515what a fucking clown
>>141960230cute
>>141960794i got him>>141960734elden ring is normiecore
>>141960515ive heard so many boomers (or gen x even) talk with this same mindset in all manners of life. just clinging on to relevancy like its life or death for them
>>141960707Video games are for children
>>141960531>he ran out of lapsSo same as Imola. Maybe he just isn't as good on strategy as he thinks
>>141960655I hate zoomers so much it's unreal.
>>141960707>River of bloodI wanted to make a joke but it's also the one I'm using
>>141960707Looks like it's already on fire, just wait for that to do it
>>141960707me heading to intermarché to pick up a cheeky Red Bull White before my shift
>>141959289>Max post-race radio: "YES! Nice, we were definitely not the quickest out there today, but we did everything well, strategy as well!!">Norris over team radio: "I should have won, I fucked up the start. Car was amazing and deserved more."
>just had an amazing race>hamilton and lando fags already back to blogging pathetic
>>141960707guts sword plus giant huntyou stagger it twice and then it falls down and you can deal like 30k damage to itit might take 2 times
>>141960515>fat amerishart boomer opinionsyeah, nah
>>141961041every time
>>141960733they already started to go away since AD21
>>141959453>>141959482tech talk: tummies are awesome
F1's grid demographic used to be on the older side and not filled with twinks, men that dress like fags (I'm looking at you ricky)
>>141961027I'm increasingly convinced that Red Bull's main strength is their strategic competence. Teams should be hunting Hannah instead of Newey.
austria will be better (somewhat)
>>141961121>Teams should be hunting HannaBiz idea: Let teams do this literally, on live television
Reminder every race where AMX gives his rivals hope to win then completely shuts it down is a good race. It reminds me of the Ace Combat games where the enemy pilots just slowly start to loose it when they see the protagonists jet as the campaign progresses on
>>141961107To get a supergaylicense you should have at least 2 children
you have 5 minutes to vote in the exposure pollstill time to give piastri the award
>>141960515>>141960561>>141960851>>141960878>>141961066
>>141961198yup, good edit
>>141961198max likes lander though
This is what the championship would look like if Lando wasn't shit
>>141959401From the all British pit crew, you're welcome.
>>141960707just hit his legs and hit the weak point when he falls over. you can avoid the fire aoe by jumping
>>141961271what would it look like if piastri wasn't shit either?
>>141961289*austrianred bull is austrian anonmilton keynes is austrian
>>141961198Max wouldn't say that about his best friend on the grid
I fuck sheep.
>>141961271how about, instead, how would it look like if max had won everything, and lando had retired every single time
>>141961319thank you
>>141961303My mistake Henk, sorry.
>>141961319vocaroo Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch
>>141961303They love their roundabouts in Milton Keynes.
>>141961373and their cows
>>141959401They should get investigated for being to fast. What happened to that minimum time rule
>>141961271>McLaren win MonacoHow? The Ferrari's were dominant there and chuck had a perfect weekend
>>141961387mclel did a 1.8 last year IIRC>What happened to that minimum time ruleStill in place, they've just all gotten better so it negates that rule
Remember when there were two Austrian GP back to back race weekends because of the Rona and one was dull but the other was a decent race?
>>141961387nothing will be noticed until torger does
>>141961429>paying attention to f1 from 2014 through 2020no anon
>>141961380Never saw on cows dude. I've stayed at the Premier Inn, near the lake not far from the industrial park but I can't remember seeing any "cooes".
>>141961429same as in semenstone that year
>>141961470there were two back to back austrian grand prix in 2021 as well
>>141961495Can't be arsed going to Silverstone this year. Going to give it a miss, concentrating on the cricket instead.
>>141961499>remembering anything except super max is kampioen from march 2020 through february 2022anon
>>141960269Max = MessiHamilton = RonaldoSchumacher = PeleSenna = MaradonaFangio = Di StefanoClark = George BestLauda = CruyffLeclerc = MbappeAscari = PuskasRicciardo = NeymarRaikonnen = RonaldinhoAlonso = IbrahimovicProst = Beckenbauer
>>141960269>>141960313>>141961577hamilton was a system babby, just like messimax wouldn't be as faggy as ronaldo though
which will happen first - russell overtakes piastri in wdc or alpine over takes vcarb in wcc?
>>141961577>Leclerc = Mbappegodverdomme, that's rude
>>141961687Both of them could be live action TMNT
who is the foden anons
>>141959338Hulk dragged a bottom grid car nearly into the points and was like 50 seconds ahead of Magnussen.
>>141961717this boy zestier than an orange grove
>>141961735Plus he overtook at the start around the outside which the camera barely showed.
>>141961765*overtook Perez
>>141961763Usain, y u gay, Usain?
>>141961782jamaica anon got caught browsing /gaygen/ on /lgbt/
>>141961577>Lauda = CruyffBut Lauda did win a WC
are jorj is a stud :)
>>141961841WDC = Ballon d'Or, both have 3.
>>141961892Fair enough
RB was at best the 3rd fastest car today and probably equal to Ferrari&Merc yesterday, it's inhuman what Max is able to do pretty much every single weekend, just utter domination over the rest of the field in every aspect. And it's not even a weak field, Norris seems to have all-time great level of race pace. Think I'm going to have to change Max from just the GOAT to GOAT by distance.
>>141961911>Norris seems to have all-time great level of race pace.no, piastri is just a tyre murderer like sains, maybe thats why they end up together so often
doomposters BTFO once againwhen will they learn?
>>1419619112nd fastest, the mercs only showed flashes of pace
>>141961827>got caughti told you i saw one of you thereim more passgen/chasergen though
>>141961965
>>141959938titties
The pass on Russell alone was so insane it doesn't even seem possible; with a worse car that was slower on the straights he's able to get it done, yet Norris for the whole stint after, with a much faster car and having much better tyre wear than Russell, couldn't come close even once. Max literally initiated God-mode, that no one else can't come close to, for whole of lap 2 to stay close enough throughout it.
>>141959325Based
Couldn't watch the race, QRD?
>>141962208what was schumacher's % when he retired in 2006?
>>141962227Same shit different day
>>141962236It would have been 36.69%I think Lewis peaked around 32 or 33% but I'd have to go back and check
>>141962227lando got another driver of the day award for losing a race in the fastest car
>>141962359this gif isn't moving
>>141962208How many more races does Hamilton need so that he gets below Schumacher?
>>141961121It's Max's ability to execute elite strategies. In 2021 for example, Merc tried to do the same with Kwabmilton, but he kept fucking it up because he's complete and utter shit and then he'd cry on the radio, blaming his team. So they gave up and started giving him bitch made strategies and that's how he lost the WDC.
>>141962290Checked again, after Saudi he peaked at 36.01%>>141962387Azerbaijan is when he's predicted to fall below Schumacher if he continues to win nothing.
>>141961717how does this fag already have two kids
So, what the fuck has been going on with Aston. They get worse with every upgrade. This being pathetic at this point
>all constructers submit their cars at the beginning of the season>drivers are assigned cars randomly on a Champions League lottery basis every week>people tune in excited to watch the lottery>at the end of the season the driver with the most wins is definitely the best driver + the car with the most wins is definitely the best constructor.There I fixed your shitty motor"sport" for you. Thank me later.
>>141962537alonso 404's when developing carshe's too naturally gifted, so he adapts to shit cars, instead of pinpointing what is shitif stroll was boobens instead, museo would be leading the championship instead
>>141962537I think they just stalled while everyone else improved. The last hope is when Aston will get their own ctd/wind tunnel instead of Merc's
>>141962537No one knows bro, it's a complete mystery. And especially no one on this board predicted this 2 years ago.
>>141962588https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roy_Sullivan
>>141962594>it's because kwablonso is too good!pozfags truly are beyond salvation
Goblando sounded like head about to have a joker arc
>>141962685>You wanna know how I got these acne scars?
>>141962537the timeline of shit proves true
why are we still here and when are we going to relent for real this time
>>141962359kek
>>141962729it's race week again
Why are some drivers tire killers and other are not? Is it how drivers brake and accelerate when cornering? Is it setup changes during the race?
chuck has a very punchable face
>>141962588so who's paying the drivers and developing them during their early years?
>>141962666>leaf
>>141962756I dont know but it's quite easy to spot the tyre murderers. I dont think you can fix the issue or learn to conserve them better, sainz is 10 years into f1 and kills his tyres most of the races so it's pretty must over for piastri. you either have the skill or you dont
>>141962756tires are like women in many ways
>>141962537>why is force India only the 6th fastest team again?dont forget where they came from, same team, just no soul anymore. they've never been strong a development team
>>141961107>older sportsman in the past.Buddy not so long ago having 35 years used to be a synonym of hitting the wall in any sport.
>>141962865Yah, it just must be a certain touch>>141962913have a spare if one goes flat
Sainz sir redeem the contract please
>>141962666satan digits confirm it was three neekeris who pozzed your asshole in the summer of 2012 hence the obsession with pozzing and niggilton
>>141963054KWAB
>>141960269Max = CR7 (Max is actuallly a big fan of him), he trains and push himself constantly like the GOATHam = idk he was favorite for a long time so I guess Messi
>>141961577>gimi ronaldinhovery accuratewho’s zidane though?
>>141960655That's why Max is mogging him everytime, his interview with CoomTard in the little boat speak volumes about his attitude, about not falling himself into the hype pit.
>>141960230ugh yes, perfect. could only be more perfect if max would breed me instead
General Zod?
>>141963311Pretty gay
>>141962537they use the same windtunnel as mercedes
>>141963355bitch were you not in the last thread? I have ovaries it's fine and not at all gay
>>141963224I don't think there's a perfect fit for Zidane, maybe Mansell or Hakinnen? Those don't really fit either, but I don't see a better option.
>>141963434dm me
>>141963434You have dick and balls
>>141959637BASEDSeeing this year I think 2024 is going to be a rude awakening for Dutch Fag.
>>141963504>welsh roseit ain't worth it brother
>>141963434trannies have no ovaries
>>141963441>>141963224>best known for starting a fightOcunt
>>141963434Having ovaries sounds pretty gay my dude
>can't win without a rigged SC and a huge tyre advantageHe still has zero wins in my book
>>141963434prove it
>>141963566zizou still has talent and flair to rival maradonna what does the rat have
>>141961577Cringe.
>>141963661>what does the rat haveBeat max over a season in jr series (ignore all of Max's DNFs)>>141963596crucial phase
>>141963661>I rank Zidane
>>141963504No, you're English
I have no memory about last year austria gp
>>141963829pretty sure that's when mclel got their shit together, other than that I have no clue, amx probably won it
>>141963829I'm pretty sure there was rain during the sprint
>>141963829Max put himself P3 of all time consecutive laps led.rest of it was a pretty big snoozer as I recall>>141963596>Clearly quickest at the endWhile on tyres that were equally to MaxJust look at the sort of FL he was able to pump in compared to everyone else at the time
>>141963566but that was the retarded monkey known as max verstappen
>>141963434>calmest shitposter in Sheepshaggaland
>>141963820Slag
>>141962685Can't wait
>>141964039He put Max into a self defense situation
>>141964124Who is the women?
>>141964302his grandma
>>141964302Kelly, the one behind is Penelope
>>141964302Zac Brown's mom
>>141964039>schumacher storms the mclaren garage to confront cooltard: based>verstappen storms the weighing station to confront ocunt: retarded
>>141964338>Saddam Hussein
>>141964302mother of lewis hamilton
>>141964380both basedhttps://streamable.com/ysoz3
>>141964380F1 needs more of that.
>>141964380you can be a based retard, like me
>>141964039seems like you're mad that max is a real alpha male. like it or not, this is what women want
Worth mentioning that Austria 2023 was one of the first races I recall McLaren showing real pace last year
>>141964462love gimi so damn much
>wake up 5min before formation lap>watch start and about first 10 laps>go back to sleep>wake up an hour or so after the race is finished and read results >i didn’t miss anything 2023-2024
>>141964794yes
>>141959949>>141962537Timeline status?
>>141964759You like to be hit?
>>141965182Not at all. I like a man who won't stand for any shit and isnt scared of other men though
>>141963311Max is too autistic to want children. You'll have to settle for cats and Penelope.
Are we looking forward to be t years lando and max title battle?
>>141965575I'm expecting Max v Lando with a pinch of lecuck (and maybe NARB) wins in 2025.
<Lando will you be able to overtake Hamilton on track?>Yes*Hears the lap times*>Actually, I don't know
>>141964787Another outstanding driver of the day performance from Perez
>>141965817Like 15 drivers can overtake Hamilton.
>not owned by the williams family anymore>williams doesn't sell a producthow long until the name changes?
>>141966303Never. They get some kind of financial bonus for having the Williams name if i remember right. Its a legacy thing like Ferrari and McLaren.
>>141966303Depends on if they can find a big name brand as their buyer who subsequently wants to change the name, as it stands they're keeping the name for its legacy brand value.Heinz and Kraft didn't change their names when they merged either.
Did they investigate hamilton for track limits?
>>141966547Have they ever?
>>141966437I doubt the financial bonus is more valuable than to advertising value of a team name.
Twitch PayPal W(illiams)F1 Team
>>141966632If it was they probably wouldn't be Williams anymore.
>>141961027Even Norizz is starting to realize how shit he is
>>141966901It's currently owned by a private equity company. Eventually it will be sold off to a carmaker or some Chinese candy bar company who will rename it.
is someone going to add the Hamilton classic move on sainz to the compilation?
Marlboro should return to the sport as an apparel brand.
>>141967212Sainz is complete and utter shit bro
If a strat hags were actually important to race outcomes then they wouldn't be strat hags.
Why does race strategy appeal to women?
VWL is more boring than MWL because now we don’t have Amx as the overachieving underdog and since he’s the one doing the dominating he never really kwabs and gives opportunities to other drivers as often as lulu did.
>>141966793Consider Phase connect Williams f1
>>141967271>smoking a fag
>>141967836Hunter is a man.
>>141966632It was probably part of the contract taking over the team, keep the name for a few years to appease the family
>it's a sprint weekend
What do Stroll and Poorez have in common?They both deliver consistent shit performances while keeping their seat.
>>141959949>no poorez datawhat did he mean by this?>>141962537they bought a copy of rb concept through hiring, problem is a retard cant steal a car concept that needs to be continually developed and get long lasting beneficial use out of it. eventually the KWAB sets in
>>141966632Ferrari has 5% historic bonus after the 2026 Concorde Agreement. Doubt Williams and McLaren had one.
I just watched the replay. What a fantastic race. Are we in one of the eras of all time?
exposure results ?
>>141959453high IQ
>>141963367>lets make a graph of 30 different drivers statistics>lets use 3 different colours so that each statistic could possibly represent any one of 10 drivers, that way nobody can actually read our graph or make any sense of it whatsoeverkill yourself hans
>>141962913best to have 4 at once
>>141968766that he only used the data for the lead driver from each time
>>141967836Theyre more organized, so they probably arrange the optimal stint lengths by the average lap times to find the fastest race. Thats why majority of the driver handlers are women, besides looking good next to interviews and appeasing the straight drivers/mediaThey probably do team laundry too, other than that men are better at everything
>Russell "defensive" move on MaxWhat the actual fuck was that?
>>141960269Lewis is Messi, Max is Ronaldo.
>>141969060the KWAB, KWAN and NARB eternal move.
>>141968644>massive fake titswhy do they do this?
>>141959790lurk more nigger
>>141969159>why do troons get cosmetic surgery to look more like a woman is this a serious question or are we just playing f1 academy here buddy?
>>141967836it doesnt, it appeals to mathematicians that write simulation codes, the skank just reads an output and picks the one with the highest probability. its literally all solved by a computer and whamen are just there to fill the diversity quota
Theres some trick the teams are figuring out to get the tires or something else in the operating windowboth mclaren and merc have hinted that. >what is lewis doing on his out lap?Red bull knew the trick at the beginning of the regs, ferrari figured it out but shit the bed, now mclaren have it figured out last year and turns out their car is best, now merc this yearno one is sharing tricks with the bottom teams for some reasonthe cars are all very close in concept, its basically F2 with different setups of high or low downforce allowed
>>141969068Lewis is pure shit, bro
Didn't they give Schumacher a race ban or something for doing what Norris did to Max at the start?
>>141969107I mean, seriously, that's not how you do not do defensive moves.>>141969426Pirelli tires have always been totally black art and people move from team to team. At least we have the best driver in the "worst" WDC capable car to make season interesting.
>>141969707He did it every time. He gave them a tow all the way to the corner and then moved to give up the racing line through it.
>>141967836They generally talk in coded messages.
>>141969609No, Rubens just seethed about it and nobody except anglos cared.
>>141962913>>141968909Get worse with age?
Was it worth it?
Ferraris going to be invincible next year, now that they have lewis
>>141969609No, and boobens seethed because that was into a wall not onto the grasshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6AzpYilkKrA
>>141969869Well, to be completely honest, even a mid-level racecraft would be completely wasted with Russell.And to his merit, there might be some logic on letting faster car by and "stealing" it slipstream and setting a counter-move to next corner but it must be done much earlier. The late "JUST GO, MATE"-move loooks embarrasing and accomplishes absolutely fucking nothing.
>>141969609schumi was prepared to kill him
>>141966901Williams regularly receive cash via past championships won.
>>141969361Fake tits make you look much less like a woman that's my point
>>141970087wasted opportunity
>>141967836It appeals to her because of her interest in mathematics. Hunter writes simulation codes; the skank reads an output, picks the one with the highest probability, and becomes a computer
>>141966303Depends on how well they performed. The parts scandal of 2019 and Excel scandal of 2024 would make any of their long term followers quit. I'm guessing 2 decades before they were sold and that is an optimistic estimate. If the Audi experiment works, we might more see European factory teams in F1 to the detriment of Williams.
I'll say it - the nonsensical Hamilton HAHAHAHA posts are kind of a fun gimmick.
>>141971100Especially considering how he'll never win anything ever again
>P8 is now a good drive
>>141971100the less words a gimmick has the better it is
>>141971228It's good to have some levity when times are hard, especially when it comes from the humourous posts on /f1/ :^)
Tomorrow is approaching
>>141971228Alonso will never win his 3rd WDC. Should go race to Dakar after F1.
>>141971558I want to go to sleep, but I don't want sunday to end.
>>141971558dont remind me
>>141971725>stay up way too late on Sunday>week starts like shitvery real
Chadwick currently in 6th at laguna seca
one rawe ceek ends another starts its all going too fast stop it
>>141971558that's finemy job isn't so bad
>>141971558race week ends, race week starts
>>141961291This. It's actually fairly easy, anon. Go for it!
>>141971263in the 5th best car? of course it is
>>141972059Is your job to make tender love with Frederica?
>>141971263remember last year when he was farming DOTD for not getting into Q2/Q3 then overtaking half the field during the race?
>>141972253she only has eyes for chuck
>>141972023im ashamed to admit that i checked the stream and wondered when they were going to mention the caution because everyone was going so slowturns out thats just how fast nxt cars go...
>>141963820The sprint was one of the 2 1/2 fun races that year.
PPMG (please post more gimi)
>>141973122
Feels good to witness a weekend of total anglo destruction.
>mercedes keeps improving >rari doing rari thingsis lewlew already regretting his decision of leaving mercedes?also, yfw max leaves rb at the end of the year for mercedes because hes realizing that they have a winning car plus all of the money they will be offering
>>141972306better than farming DOTD by going from pole to p2 in the best car
>>141959289Any body language experts can decipher why the different handshakes?
>>141974033Good race sirGood race my nigga
>>141974033Hamilton is only half black so half his handshakes are the regular white people style
>>141974033Hamilton got buckbroken by Max. Norris hasn't achieved that yet.
>>141974033because they were in different positions, retard
>>141974033>left: normal polite handshake >right: let's compare grip strength
>>141974033>polite handshake with a colleague>firm handshake with a respected archnemesis
SAKE
>>141971480gimmicks are complete and utter shit
>>141974406dont disrespect your local drincks lad
>>141974033KEKo Norris
ps3bros... are we ever going to make it...
>>141974692lmao no
>>141974471I'm sure someone likes your gimmick bro
>>141974801
>tfw too talented to win in F2
>>141974856don't
>>141974692Eh ps2 was better
>>141974609I honestly wouldn't be surprised if goblando turned out to be a wigger (big quote marks around the W, though) and actual felt sad the neguinho gave Max the 'mah nigga' handshake and not him.
>only 86% of voters picked perez todayhow many people forgot about him?
CIVIL WAR
>>141974033>the polite out of obligation handshake to the driver in the fastest car>the sup my nigga dap up to the driver racing in a tractor like him
F1 equivalent of Scotland never making out of a group stage at an international tournament
>>141974033lando looks like such a mutt here holy shitalso this posture lmao
Great Satan Bros… we’re so fucking back…I can feel itNext week, both on the podium. And at Silverstone… a Silver Arrow will take the win…
>>141975301tom pryce kyalami 1977
>>141974976some of us are too out of shape scroll to the bottom of the poll without wheezing, please understand
>>141975301Arrows getting their grid entry denied a week before the opening race in 2002
anyone with the f1tv app not getting the radio message notification sound anymore?it's just a generic alert now
>>141975520die slow, motherfucker
>>141975162
>>141974033
>>141975953
>>141974976I don't think most people forgot, Perez simply forgot to have his obligatory crash/front wing destruction moment to seal the deal with the remaining %.
>>141966793Andretti F1
>>141974941Forget about winning, he hasn't even scored a podium yet. Sky pundits claiming he is future talent KEK
>>141974033he be puttin some respeck on mah nigga AMD n shiet. that dutch boy crazy cuhhh
>>141976010Konichiwa, dude!
>Look, I did a bit of rallying
So Mercedes car is now faster than Ferrari, right?How much does Lewis regret his move?
>>141975301You now remember USF1
>>141976695There was an old shitpost on YT about that, wish I could find it.It had some joke in it where the punchline was "taking the piss" but I forget the rest.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA
>>141974033wait a sec
>>141959949>Vagina spread. jpg
>Bree (Dutch pronunciation: [ˈbreː] ; French: Brée, French pronunciation: [bʁe]) is a city and municipality in the Flemish province of Limburg, Belgium. In December 2021, Bree had a total population of 16,097. The total area is 64.96 km2 (25.08 sq mi) which gives it a population density of 246 inhabitants per square kilometre (640/sq mi).what's their secret?
Wow I can't believe he said that
>goblando won pole but still entirely mindbroken by maxkeknot watching the rest of the race though
>>141977331will norris be the new leclerc? utterly mind broken for 4 years?
>>141977752>the new leclercWhere will goblando's Paul Ricard moment come?
>>141977752That's still LeCuck.
>>1419780052036 Igora Drive Grand Prix (it rains there)
Who was the retard at Red Bull who decided to extend Poorez for not one but 2 full yearsI would've thrown Sainz or Tsunoder in there
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xrsu9ckodpU>blud just said the brain can't smell, taste or hear and then immediately after says the brain smellls, tastes and hears. and the whole God is a data collector who records things through humans? why would an all knowing God source of all matter and concept need humans to data collect. God is subject to the mind? isn't God is the alpha and omega? how the fuck did his book become a best seller?
>>141978389blud is saying atoms are conscious now
>>141978389I thought you were memeing lmao. American "conservatives" are truly creme de la creme of schizophrenic community.
>>141978428nahhhhh :skull: :skull:
What is wrong with Sleepy "Poorez" Mexicano?
Was he wrong?
>>141978584How can you post on 4chan and not realise this ?
>>141978584everything real bighttps://youtube.com/watch?v=dp9ch-dAKk0
>>141978333Checked.I dont think they care about winning the constructors. And they can market to Mexico with poorez
>>141978640He knows retarded chicanos will buy tons of his merch no matter what so RB will keep him around even if he's complete and utter shite.
>>141978584This guy turned into the biggest fraud ever.
>>141978693I do. I just didn't lose my sense of childlike wonder at the escalating depths of insanity a golem can sink into with proper (((guidance))).
>>141978333Poorez is personally backed by a multi-billionaire and has tons of spic sponsorship. He basically pays for AMX.
>>141978702da macro
>>141978709>>141978760Surely in all of Mexico they can find a better driver.
>>141978644No but the Visa RB is to slow to even expose Ricardo this weekend
He won today because he is pure
>>141978333Whos worth more sponser wise, perez at Redbull or hamlton at Ferrari?
>>141978879The best spic drivers work for the cartels.
>>141978921What sponsorship does hamilshart personally bring? The sunglasses that I've never heard of or seen in public?
>>141978912he's just like me fr fr
the only webms from today's race were from the start, sad day
>>141978333The problem is that the south american market is braindead and will support poorez no matter what. Just think back to all the CHECO CHECO CHECO chants whenever there are thirdworlders present. There's a lot of money behind poorez and with Didi dead and Marko dethroned, the new RB management only cares about the money.
>>141978973What's your race pace?
>>141978937Red Bull just needs to adopt 50 Mexican children and make them fight for dominance till you have a champion. It's cheaper than a shit F1 driver.
>>141979104Incredibly consistent, just like Max's.(My life is boring and extremely repetitive day in and out.)
>>141978333And you would've lost Max because of it
>>141979466>>141979466>>141979466
>>141975569amen, Total Jamaican Death