AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH>>141945202
Ted Turner and the Braves!
berds
MarinAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHsNice throwout by garver to bliss tho
Mariners will still manage to win this one.
4th for my phillies
>>141962478Would've been a sweep if not for the fact that I was at the game Friday, I'm a jinx.
What the FUCK are the jays even swinging at??? This is just bizarre. Tryna hit golf balls off the dinkiest twink who ever winked out here.
go white sox
>white sux
>>141962640lolhahaAhahaha
Mariners on heavy tilt right now.
>>141962596Their plate approach sucks, they really can't identify breaking pitches. It's like they don't even pay attention to their teammates' ABs.
Please make it stop
>1st inning>8 er>whos
>>141962709>loading the bases for KwanYou deserve whatever happens next
ALTUVE LEADOFF BOMB
Reckie shark doo doo doo doo doo doo
>>141962508berds feastin' already
I’ll take a RBI, thank ya kindly
HORBOMB
>[very long, deep sigh]
M's finna boutta be shut out worse than yesterday
Yankees will win today (esoteric expert)
Jesus we are putting it on alreadyJP3 with a RVI double 3-0 Stros
HORWITZ
So Bryce Miller is just shit right?
>>141962903>RVIRBI*
>>141962942Not usually but when he's off it looks like this.
Aaaaand a Dubbie RBI4-0
Why does jesus hate us?
Just remember, no matter who your team is how how bad you think things are, you aren't the White Sox.
Your NL ERA leaders
>>141962985You moved away from the Polo Grounds
>goes on a memeiner murder rampageI get home and my feesh are killing the Ms
>>141962985Bro you own us in the postseason don't be so down.>>141962849I am so excited for Contreras coming back.
>>141963025but I amwhat now?
>Two pitches in and Max Scherzer is already getting reputation calls
Everyone’s team getting destroyed like my Orioles :(
>>141963109Management issue.
Thank you Nuke very cool!
Holy shit, back to back strikeouts with guys on 2nd and 3rd. I was getting worried
>>141962985you were due for a good ole saint louie spank n' gape
>>141963139>we have Framber on the moundHe’s already given up a 6 run lead before so don’t feel too down and out yet
>swept by asterisks
>>141962898>Yankeesmore like wankees
>RALEY BOMB RALLY STARTS NOWRALEY BOMB RALLY STARTS NOW>RALEY BOMB RALLY STARTS NOWRALEY BOMB RALLY STARTS NOW>RALEY BOMB RALLY STARTS NOWRALEY BOMB RALLY STARTS NOW>RALEY BOMB RALLY STARTS NOWRALEY BOMB RALLY STARTS NOW
>>141948543there are literally only 2 MLB starters on that list, Max Muncy and Mookie Betts, the rest of minor league players or Joe Kelly
Damn it, Blue Jays, I need you to keep beating the Guardians for us.
>bases loaded no outs>Schneeman upOh no no no
Blondes are great.
That's more like it.
Dj LeGayhieu
gay berds kek
>>141963388It's over
>Scott Franzke: "When he homered the other night, the fans were booing. I think they were booing Taijuan Walker, but Pederson crossing home plate took off his helmet and cupped his ear as if the fans were paying attention to what he was doing"Kek Joc really thinks he's people
>>141963482>merely a single>Naylor hurtProbably the worst possible outcome
>>141963139>my oriolesyou're a ravens fag, fuck off
>>141963479
>Ben Rice base hitDFA Torres, DFA Trevino, DFA bottom of the order, restart with Rice
>>141963479>>141963529let the cope begin
>DFADeport Fraudulent A-Venezuelans
>>141963503I don’t follow that gay American football chimp
>pedophillies
Berds going to the postseason.
Blue jays getting bailed out by God himself with this rain delay
>>141962769
>>141963593>watches australian rules football
Barfs are dominating, it's not fair.
Sorry Guardians, you're gonna have to wait
>>141963679We lost our mustache guy early on, it's only fair to take it out on yours
/SAUCE/ on the mound
We still got this
sorry bryce. :( you got the next one it's time to get /saucy/
>>141963698Kikuchi needs more time, what a shitter
>>141963677I watch rugby league (not union) toughest sport on earth
>>141963795>regular season
>>141963529Imagine the smell kek straightest berds fan
>>141963795My berds swept you earlier this season.
>>141963886it smells like ranch or a hillbilly's asshole with black pepper sprinkled in
>>141963646Is this Home Runs by count? Am I to believe that Volpe has 19 home runs on an 0-1 count?
>Grisham 1B>Volpe AB>Soto OD>No OutsI'm thinking it's comeback time.
>>141963886>>141963529
>>141964050RBI Double for Volpe, lmao not even!1!111
>>141963795Yeah that article headline's from the 15th of May this year. Talk about misleading
>>141963938Didn’t appreciate that burd on burd crime
Skenes is so damn good
>>141964169Most accurate aislop
Penis is so damn good. Go berds!
>>141964092this is a guy, isn't it?
>>141964018costanza.jpg
>>141964142>Win: King>Save: Fernandezkino
missed the 8th and 9th cuz i was in a bacon ranch pasta salad coma but i just want to remind the phillies doomers that came out of the woodwork that your inability to find any joy in life is absolutely draining and if youre able to bother people on the internet, youre definitely a black whole to the people around you irl. its also why you cant get laid because babes hate guys who do nothing but complain. we have an amazing team winning all season and yet you refuse to let yourselves enjoy it. take your meds.
>>141964237now you sound just like your dad
>>141964299>King Helix Fernandez
>>141964237rent free
Scherzer looking good.
>>141964494probably cheating again
>>141964519But enough of Ronel Blanco.
It's time.
>>141964486i thought this was ufo in antarctica but then i realized its just a dumb boat
Absolutely love this fuckin 4 eyed nerd.
>>141964571That boat is /mlb/ related how dare you
>>141964486stop
>>141964486>jose ferdinand or something
>lost 40lbsWhere? Did you guys weigh him or just take his word for it?
>>141964407You mean the guy that knocked up your mom nl central bro?
A Grishonian catch!As soon as the barfs put in a reliever my Yanks are going up lmao.
>>141964486Is that the Fernandez boat?
Strike'em out throw'em out!
>Tampa Bay Rays legend Luke Raley returns to Tropicana Field tomorrow
Why do the smug berds suddenly stink?
>>141964895scripted
>Memeiners slandering my feeshunbothered. moisturized. happy. in my lane. focused. flourishing.
Mariners?
>>141964564IAYC :^)
WE GOT A STICKY GLOVE
>>141964895it matches the city they're from
Feesh caught CHEATING
oh no, it's happened again
Bauer is getting more and more support.If domestic abusers get a second chance then why can't a man that was set up by scam artists?Will he end up back in Major League Baseball?
Cum in the glove. jesus
>>141965276>by scam artistsbut Ohtani was never banned
>>141965287You just absolutely hate to see it.
our toddler is too fast. he's making first.
>>141962549We're so phucking back
Cheating is based. Your pussy players are too scared of being caught.
>oh look, the pirates bullpen ruins another Skenes appearance.
>Listen, I just can't pitch without my cumglove...
>>141964895Trying to make it exciting with the Stankees
Why is he getting the cheater glove back?
TOR@CLE will resume in 6 minutes
>>141965276Bauer is playing in a league where Robinson Cano currently plays and has a batting average of .443
>>141965608fake and gay carny sport made for babbys
Halfway there M's bros.
>>141965703>non mlb statsnegro league tier nonesense
Lowe just beat the shift in 2024
>>141965610>bringing in a new pitcher halfway through the countFucking rain delay
>>141965057>I adore your cockI know little brother. Nothing like a big Spaniard cock.
>>141965992exactly, it's a nonsense league, and his performance in it shan't be used to justify a media circus return to MLB
>>141965994if it wasn't a 5 person infield, it doesn't matter, that is the nu shift
JP makes it 4-6!
Catch me in my summer shirt starting this saturday.
>>141966048>VPN>lives in DFW>thinks nothing but penis>and molesting "little brothers"oh boy
>>141966168LETS GO M'S
>>141966175this faggot looks like he says "cheese pull"
It's time for the 7th inning stretch m'sbros.
Perfect game for sonny gray
>the retard hasn’t had a tard meltdown yetThank the lord
>>141966288>>141966168u mad?
The WA state lottery commercial's fake black girl vr magic video game always makes me laugh.
Volpe's RBI double.
>>141966529Ump has been okay except that 1st strike
My Golden Glove award winner.
>>141966529Just a little bit brother, but we keep it movin M'sbros. HH
Jays defense prevents the Guardians' lead from being bigger, but that dropped foul tip by Jano was pretty bad.
>>141966784I must admit you retards did a good job of not letting us blow it wide open there.
Sonny Gray has tossed six perfect innings with just 66 pitches
Cardinals no hitter 6th inning
FUCKING UMPS JUST STRUCK OUT SOTO ON A TIME CALL!?!?!??!
Me too Perry, me too.
>>141966922>6 innings>66 pitchesSIXSIXSIX THE NUMBER OF THE BEAST
Juan Soto is such an outrageous faggot
>ctrl + f cub>0 resultsthe /mlb/ dark ages
Holy SOVL
>>141966973Get in the box and pay attention!
Umps hate Soto because he has a big dong.
>>141967040Based, umpchads stay winning
>>141967040Holy based
Tastiest frozen pizza
>>141967058the way he showboats, it would seem the inverse. he's like a chihuaua
Soto bitches a lot more than I remember, what are you Yank fucks doing to him?
>>141967173Red Baron, no contest
>>141967241>doesn't remember 2019
>>141967173Newman's Own, thin crust kicks ass
Soto on suicide watch.Walk-off pending, fuck da BARFS.
>>141966992Do you know what a MILF is? Bottoms up, and the devil laughs. Just somethin' to think about.
>>141967173Screamin' Sicilian
Umpcels did this to Stroman yesterday too lmao.
>>141967366shit taste
>>141967037>62-49unironically how? did they just not bother running to conserve energy or something?
>>141966524uh oh stinky
>>141967385WTF
>>141967173Dogtown Pizza from the Hill.
Another homer from Kwan, holy shit I love this lil guy
>>141967241The mask is slipping
>>141967476He's going to steal Judge's MVP
My man Sonny Gray.
the astros broadcast just did PiP of the same image...
>>141967366this, they are making thin crust now too
>>141967514>stealHe's earned it already
>>141967569Haha LOL so random! XD
>>141967532cummy gay kek
>>141967583I wish they'd bring back the Johnsonville sausage pizza.
Do the Yankees have a rally in their bones?
short porch strikes again
Noooooooo
No hitter over :-(6.2 IP
they're talking about the game ending bases loaded clock violation LUL
lol julio
fuckin lol i'll take it you retarded dominican
>>141967911what a retard, you can't call timeout that late
>>141967907it was one of the most pathetic things witnessed in sports history
>>141967911"them people" always want something for free
Daaaaaa…..Yankees lose. GG’s Gayves…
>>141962478My pirates ):
>>141967677Nope
That was some prime IggyGG Yank fucks
>>141967455>>141967366>>141967294>>141967246>not deep dish>calling it pizzashiggy
We shall be redeemed with the blood of the Mets...
>>141968102Fuck that looks tasty. Pizza doesn't look bad either.
>>141968136Soto's coming to Queens next year, deal with it.
Well M's bros it isn't looking good.
>>141968102>chimpcongo
GG Yanks, the Braves are officially back
>>141968171Trout is coming to the Bronx next year.
>>141968102>this is what chimpcongoans call "pizza"actual subhumans
GG Guardians, congrats on the sweep
>announcers talking about the guardians being 1 behind the orioles in 2 out homers >"Stay in your seats">Naylor hits a two out homer Thanks scriptfags, quality product today.
>>141968173All we can do is believe m'sbro. also Mariners will begin their sweep of the tampon gays tomorrow btw.
>>141968167Based hetero gay berds would never make a post like this
time for this big mf
>>141964895They used all their energy in beating the Yankees and aren't even trying (except for the first game) against the asstros.
>Cole and Gilaiiieee grimace save us
>>141968212>Terrible "pizza">Terrible "hot dogs">Culver's sucks>Portillo's sucksDoes Chiraq have any redeeming food?
sometimes you just see karma in action>so struck out "not" looking
>>141968357Maxwell'sBest food but the downside is you're by the White Sox
>>141968182they never left they just want the wild card spot because being a top team is a playoff hinderence
>>141968357Culver's isn't even Chicagoan what the fuck are you talking about? Also chicago dogs are great.
>>141968415fuck off
>IKF and Horwitz with multiple homer games this seriesWould be cool if we won
>>141967795why do you delete your posts all the time?
>>141967780detroit deep dish is just garlic bread with tomato sauce on top, if I'm going to pay for that garbage, I'll at least get it at little cesars for $5 already cookedthe cauliflower pizza at costco is pretty good though
>>141968102>literally 3" of tomato sauceno thanks
>>141968415see >>141968534
>>141968357>puts tomato, onions and pickle on hot dog>NOOOOOO NOT LIKE THAThow is this any different than ketchup, raw onions, and pickle relish?
>it was 6-2
>>141967173kirkland 'roni
>>141968788Onions and pickle relish are also nasty on a dog
fish have no fans kek
>>141968357Portillos sucks the rest of your post is gay and retarded. Reeks of gay berds
>>141968788>how is this any different than ketchup, raw onions, and pickle relish?its not, that's why you don't put ketchup on the dog hog. fuckin asshole retard!
>BIIIIIIIIIG DUMPER!
>>141968357agree with everything but portillo's. food is always great and so is the service. i say this as a cardinals fan
>>141968923>BIIIIIG WALKER!
god I jjust GET SO ANGRY WHEN I CHECK THE GENNY SOMETIMESI GET SO ANGRY AND MAD AT YOU RETARDSBYYYYYEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAFUCK YOU ALL
>>141968625Jets has ruined Little Ceasers for me, it’s more expensive but so much fucking better
>it's a top of the order does nothing episode
>>141968357chicago has the most Michelin starred restaurants out of any US city other than NYC
>>141968873We have fickle fans and we’re shit this year. What did you expect?
Jays are a cursed team
>>141969119(((Michelin stars)))
>>141969119>caring about what a balloon man has to say
Fucking JP lol cmon
>>141968922>dont put ketchup on a hot dogoh youre a commiealerican dog is ketchup mustard onions pickles
>>141969119Ignore the jealous coasties.
>whats 2+2 but don’t give me none of that 4 shit!
what is this pitch called?
Okay you retarded domican, be a hero.
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PLEASE JULIO
Cardinalbros?
>>141969254I hope you have that choke image ready
J-Rod bros...
gg fish
>it was a perfect game>now it's a lossKEK
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHFUCKING JULIO
>swept by *checks standings* a 26-50 teamKWABOTY
astros first place by augustit was a good run M's bros but it's back to purgatory
The Ms have entered Billy’s Activity Zone for the final timeggs Ms
>>141969205I NEVER SAID THAT YOU DUMB FAGGOT COCKSUCKA I SAID THE REASON YOU DONT PUT CATSUP ON A ‘GO ‘OG IS COZ IT ALREADY HAS TOMATOES N SWEET RELISH
>>141969277We can do this!
>>141969435Like I said, June 1
>>141969438gg fish :( sometimes our team is shit and managed by retards. I'm already thinking about beating the rays tomorrow. :)
>>141969461>copy paste his text>i didnt say that reeeeeeretardation confirmation and a liar to boot
My Braves have won 8 of 10, feels pretty good lads
>>141969590don't trust sentence case posters, only lowercase posters can be trusted on /mlb/
I really need an edit of the No Country For Old Men poster where it's Tanner Scott as Anton, Billy is Llewelyn, and the tagline is "There Are No Clean Frames"
>>141969254Gosh I want him to breed me.
Josh Smith ALL-STAR
>>141969681that's not biologically possible
This Blue Jays team makes me hate baseball
>>141969677why not make it yourself, seems simple enough, less than over9000 hours in paint guaranteed
>>141969717I want him to try anyways.
>>141969671dont let the liars take caps lock m8IT'S CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOLjust remeber even with cruise control you still have to steer
At least the gloryholes got swept
>>141969863>steer>and queer
>>141969925Texas?
The giants are so fucking bad
>>141962478Why are these mariner faggots making every thread again
Why are we so bad?
>>141970224Cubspie lost thread making privileges
>being a White Sox fan
Anyone watching the college world series?
There should not be a third wild card team. The Padres and Royals are not worthy of the playoffs right now.
>>141965276Bauer still has rough aggressive sex with women where he hits and chokes them during sex.that is not okay even if they were consenting to it just to get money from him.
>>141970335I keep up with college baseball but I don't go out of my way to watch it.
Before the season started I predicted the Jays would be eliminated by the end of July. Looks like it's holding up so far.
>>141970627we dont kinkshame here pal
Stop hitting our glass batters, Oakland!
>>141967299Uh oh sweaty
>>141970378the mlb postseason is a complete joke anyway. every single shitter team gets a dice roll. only one of the big four sports leagues where scrub teams have a legit shot every year
Berds sweep!!!! gg gayants
Last chance for the Os. I think my Stros are going to sweep for the second time this year
>>141971003kek gay ants kek
>>141970224the sad thing is it's not a mariner "fan", he just spams their image because he thinks they "make /mlb/ seethe"he's actually a yankee shitposter
>>141970335nah, my aggies got this
meds
>attention seeking behaviour
my berds are TWO games above .500
>141971140
>>141970858going off of vibes, they were eliminated in May after not being able to score more than 5 runs for almost a month.
>poodres
Willson Contreras back tomorrow!Based!
Based Brice
>>141971140are you sure it's not a mets fan who is just deflated because his team is perennially shit?
>poopoopeepeepoodres
gay... antslmao
wtf is going on with the smugbirds?
Holy shit we actually swept the Os, after dropping a game to the White Sux I thought we were dead.ggs Os, good luck and we’ll see yal later down the season
>>141971257dont get too comfy, my gayves will be rectalfying that shortly
>>141971734yankees buckbroke them
I told you, Royals fans. I told you your team was a fraud. I told you that you couldn't beat semi-decent teams and that nobody is coming for help from the farm system. What do you have to say for yourself now?
>>141971833Gay BravesTranny Chop
The Giants haven't won a game since Mays died.
oh wow such a great week for texas baseball!!!!both texas teams are sure are back!and perfect timing toogod bless texas baseball!!
Cuas is now a Blue Jay
>Partake in a contest to win a car>Lose the contest>Players got banned because they went out of their way trying to get you hits because they hated Ty Cobb>Still get the car anyway
>>141971140You're so fucking retarded. Absolutely love me retarded M's. SIMPLE AS
>>141972187It has but don’t associate me with those Raggots from Dallas
>>141972161franchise died when they lost the racism game
>>141971372Source?
Oh, hi, Royals.
>>141972954>metsinerstells me all I need to know about where your loyalties lie
Oh hey
The Astros will be swept by the Mets. The first game of the series will end in a walk-off base hit.
>>141973025my aggies laying the beat down on UTand later this year, we'll pummel tu in football
>>141973285It's a confusing relationship, still not sure about those mets guys desu
prepare your anus, memeiners, cause we're coming!
Most of this awful genny is fans of trash teams with no legacy ruining the thread with their useless takes. Only Yanks, Red Sox, Gay Berds, Giants, Cubs, Dodgers fans should be allowed to post. I'd include Athletics as well but they don't have fans anymore.
>>141973275>white qbs
>>141973464Is Asuka canonically a Mets fan?
>>141973445Why the fuck does Texas go by UT? All the former big 12 schools were always state first letter + U. KU MU OU OSU KSU
>>141973366the coping has already begun by >141972954
LOL at the forever .500 poodres
>>141973464>>141973588sameposter btw
>>141973678Yes, same with Rei and the Mariners.
>>141974092cute
>>141973924>1 for 2could be worse but you gotta work on it my man
>>141973588Kek cuckstros
>>141973834Oh yeah?
>>141972210lol...enjoy that fuxin scrub. he's a hoyer all star
>35-50 stros got them seethinKWAB
Berds winstreak. Let's discuss.
>Tigers
Ryno statue. very nice!
>>141974204>false flaggerkek you’re such a faggot
>>141974431i;m miring thos berds
Kek cuckstros are ASSMAD
Pablo Lopez at 7 Ks and perfect through three innings. As expected from the 2024 AL Cy Young frontrunner.
>>141974716weird projection...
>cronenworth
>>141974716We literally just swept one of the best teams in baseball (better than the stankees btw). I’m beyond happy today, I don’t know what you are talking about.
Ngagublugh...
Feesh served the Ms a loss today and won the series btwYou’re welcome Astros and Rangers
Horwitz is trying to ignite a spark, beast of an At bat
Will the Padres come back and win?
>>141974873Yet you're 11-3 to the Yankees. Cut the crap trash cans.
how finnegan going to throw this one?
>losing a series to the marlins
>>141975197Maybe maybe not
What are the berds gonna look like when Noot and Contreras come back?
this sandberg ceremony is pretty kino
Be nice to my memeiners.
Now it's official, the Toronto Blue Jays have been swept twice in a row. And a player got caught doping.
The Red Sox have won 9 of their last 11, have a +48 run differential which is the best for any team that isn't leading their division besides the Braves and Orioles, and are now sitting in a Wild Card spot. GET YOUR ASSES READY
NATS WIN NATS WIN FINNEGAN REDEMPTIONCJ ABRAMS CARRYING
>>141975224>Stros got the Stankees seethingMaybe talk when you can win a series against us in the postseason or maybe even win a series vs the Os>trash canThe stankees literally just acquired JD Davis, who was one of the biggest home run per AB for the Stros in ‘17. Not to mention you had Marwin Gonzalez in ‘22 who was also had the biggest spike in HRs for the Astros in ‘17. Stankees can’t even make the trash can jokes anymore.
Why does Freddie Freeman have that latin ass walkup music
>>14197568211-3 since 2023.
>>141975761Because it's cool
>>141975224and you just revealed your true loyalty, congratsDaddy Altuve sends his regards :^)
>>1419747499 Ks and perfect through five at 58 pitches. Really hope the Twins pick up some insurance runs so he doesn't get pulled.
>>141975895surely that means you've had success in the post season like us, right?
>>141975972>today's script is a blown perfect game in the 7th
NATS WIN!!1! LANE THOMAS DOMINATES
>>141976028Manfred why
>>141975895>>141975224>>141974716OH NO NO NO NO NO NO
My orioles ): nice sweep asstros. My team needs to get their shit together.
>>141976179at least you aren't the yankees KEK
>>141975262We finally did something!
>>141976179Good luck Os bro. If we don’t make the playoffs this year, it will be up to you to stop the stankees. Burnt orange supremacy
JINX JINX JINX FUCK UP THE PERFECT GAME PABLO JINX JINX JINX
>>141976266We did it! Feesh are definitely going to turn it around like last year surely
>>141976341You dick.
>>141976341>>141976408Lawrence <3
Is this creatura actually good?
>>141976266>Sun LifeVGH, SOVL!
>>141976307it bothered me so much that they swapped colors friday and saturday like that. I was watching friday's highlights during saturday's game between innings and kept getting confused. That chaz homerun I thought was Chaz trying to rob a homerun
>>141976341it doesn't count anyways, it's Oakland
>>141976217>Yankees has 3 batters in ILIs it happening again?
My sweat lord is still the only pitcher with a nono this year still and the >jays are the only team who have been no hit this year
>“My tone would be different if it was a lack of effort or lack of prep.. It's a tough stretch… I'm proud of the way they're fighting through this tough time.”>John Schneider also said they had their chances, but you just have to put these games behind you and move forward.So sick of this guy and his platitudes
Fishfags need to chill out. They beat the Seattle Mariners. I don't care where in the standings they are, it's not a celebratable feat.
is ika musume a marlins fan or only lolphins?
>>141976570I don’t know why we didn’t wear the city connects at least once this series. It would’ve made a lot of sense just to mix up the colors a bit
>>141976702Kraken and Mariners fan actually.
>>141976722I thought Framber always wore them
>>141976685>checks recordWe have to celebrate any small win we can get anon
>>141976816sad
marlins make ya seethe, memeiners?
>>141976907based
>Mets/cusb are the only late slate game tonight>tomorrow only late slate gamesWhy does the mlb do this? Spread out the game a little geez
I am a heterosexual white male and I root for the Atlanta Braves
>>141976907lol you wish fishfriend
>>141976907M'sisters........they're laughing at us...
Eternally mediocre kek
>>141976978Blame ESPN
>>141976979needle in a haystack
>>141977077Nothing new. :)
>>141977092Sunday Night Baseball is utter fucking cancer, the worst broadcasts in all of baseball. Even worse than Apple.
>The White Sux are 21-57 on June 23rdRelegation when
>>141969696I'll vote for him, but he won't get the start because Jose Ramirez exists.
>perfect game ruined in the 7thwho could've predicted this to happen twice today?
>>141977383Who'd take their place? The Bananas?
>>141977383the marlins are only 5 games better and just swept the mariners 2 out of 3 games
>>141977450Would probably be more entertaining than the product the White Sox are putting on the field currently
>>141977450>bananaswrong my firechads own those frauds
>>141977445Lopez got hit in the 6th. Close, though.
>>141977495Do you know what it means to sweep a team?
>>141976685It's a good weekend at least.
>Team ERAs of June
>>141977948good job exposing yourself, mr 27 spammer
>>141978456
>>141978447I find that Atlanta ERA hard to believe with as good as the pitching has been. Must be from all the AAA arms we've been slotting in.
>>141978447wtf you guys said the mariners suck???
>>141978447NLCS runs through the heroin capital of the US of A baby! Does your top 3 compare to this?
>>141978524>ranger suarez is the cy young favor-ACK
>>141978447uuuuuh M'sbros we literally cannot stop winning!!
>>141978447Cubsbros and brewbros are lookin' good!
>>141978447Rockies whatcha doing?
>>141978654Brewcubs on a mission
>>141978658>0.560
>>141978928>91-71I'll take it since 90-72 won the AL west and World Series
Redpill me on “Thor”.
>>141979115well, you see, Odin had 3 children.......long story short, only the worthy can lift Mjolnir
>>141978928Only gotta win 54% of your games to win the World Series, sweaty. :)
What did he say?
>>141979115Good question. He's only 32 years old and has been pretty good in the past. Is he dealing with some lingering issues or does no one think he's worth even giving a chance anymore?
>>141978447>Stinkees has 2 Cy Young runner ups>22What went wrong?
>>141979447something antisemetic
>>141979447I was going to make a joke, but it's turns out the actual answer is he said "rockets' blue glare" instead of "rockets' red glare," and that's far more hilariously stupid than anything I could come up with.
>>141979648So people are upset because he supports blue lives matter?>>141979610Fuck off, pol.
>>141977383This yearThey'll force them to implement it
>>141979610Like what? Fuck yankees fans?
Can /mlb/ spot the frauds?
>>141979447>What did he say?all lives matter
>>141979919close, metropolitans
>>141979936my Jays aren't in this graph so they can't be frauds
>>141979936i look forward to your seething when my berdinals win the world series with a losing record
>>141979936
ESPN CARTOON ARTISTSGIVE MRS. MET A FATTER ASS
>>141979979with the new shitty expanded wild card, it's only a matter of time until that happens
Cubbies gon gapeya
LET'S GO METS
>>141979954What's the difference? Same fanbase.That's why this pay to win sport has 2 teams in separate conferences in big cities. They fairweather for both teams. Look at what happened a few years ago millions of white sox fans vanishing and millions of cubs fans appearing out of nowhere. If the mets started winning world series (kek) you know an army of yankees fans would start rooting for them
>>141979936Cardinals are clutch
>>141980212chicago is a hockey city, first and foremostyou should've said LA, since all the angels fans went crosstown to buy new doyer uniforms this offseason
>>141980169>bug women
>>141979936The more they shill yanks/doyers it will blow up in their face if that is not the WS.
umpet FUCKers!!!
>>141980392>chicago is a hockey cityAnd in the 80s it was a football city and 90s basketball etc. They're a bandwagon the best team city just like the others
JD Martinez, professional hitter.
How discounted would a replica jersey have to be in order to for you to buy one? I know they’re shit
>>141980711I'll be honest, I forgot they had a football team
>>141980169Why do you always post these ugly bug women? 99% of them have flat faces with the body of a 10 year old boy
>>141980755Astros legend, Altuve's sensei
>>141980108Sports are shitty entertainment anyway. Might as well let everyone in the playoffs because it's funny when the regular season 1st seed cries they lost to a shit team(braves last year)
>>141980948I don't blame you
>>141980959because they're beautiful and feminine
>>141981151>10 year old boy>femininesays a lot about you, especially in June
>>141981151Ar-are they laughing at my penis?
dumb seagulls
>>141981352like, you know, whatever
>wildlife interference. runners at first and second are safe
>Red Sox are now Wild Card spotIT'S NOT FAIR! SOMEBODY STOP THEM AND LEAVE THEM DEAD LAST!!
>>141981409Apologize
>>141981409There Isn't a better Yankee killer than the red sox
>>141981409wait until they finalize the trade for Mason Miller
Cubs!
>>141981607suck dick
>>141981615GO BRAVES!
>>141981615pwned...
Cubs fans kiss there moms on the mouth into adulthood.
Where is Bakespie tho?
lolcubes
kek cubbies
FRANCISCO LINDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR
LINDOOOOOORRRRRRA SWING AND A DRRRIIIIIIIIIVE
cubbies gettin gaped!!!!!!!!!!
b2b kek cubbies
>cubes
reminder if you remove the first two weeks of the season francisco lindor leads the NL in WAR and is MVP
BACK 2 BACK.
FUCK THE CUBS!!
>>141981900It was insane how cold he was. Think he started the season 1-32
>>141981898>>141981894>>141981892>>141981846>>141981844>>141981642>>141981615FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU
thats like same exact spot as lindors HR definite use of magnet balls tonight by manfred
Letting nimmo get a hit kek
Nimmo would be Barry Bonds if he only faced non-white pitchers
you can't just gape dem cubbie bears....
>umpets thats what happens when you squeeze only one pitcher. The fix is in
you now remember that Jose Abreu played baseball this seasonalso, need nu
>>141981995Nu.
>>141969966texASS
Fuck severino
>>141981855Slut
