heemviously: >>141950224
Good thread
Imagine the shit that turdi alalschaub took on Dana’s chest when he found out khamzat pulled
now THESE are the eyes of a real fighter
>AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH>DON'T FLUSH ME DANA PLEASE!! GIVE ME ONE MORE CHANCE
>>141962733Ai generated looking ass.
*enters the thread*
>>141962733He’s going to murder tshitty and turdlip
peeking at the thread
>>141962806
I tried the finn dinner tonight, two large 'zzas, I ate 75% of them, there are levels to this and I am not at his
>>141962806Who is turdlip?
Sirs?
I thought his chin grew back since he stopped smoking the devil's lettuce...bros? What happened..
>>141962893Topuria
Hope Charles does everyone a favor makes extremely short work of Gamrot
What went wrong?
>UFC Fight Night Calgary: Gamrot vs OliveiraChills
>>141962946giant rock hard tits
>>14196268140 hostages held in church in Dagestan
well guys this is it. just yesterday I was strong enough to kill dustin porierre but now ive got staph. all my muscles have instantly shrank to half size and i couldn't even win against pimblet.called in to take a couple week off my grocery restocking job, i simply wont have the strength for it.
>>141962924
>>141962959Probably break your fist if you punched her boob.Dangerous.
It's flush or be flushed out here
I hate to encourage mental illness but it would be kinda hilarious to see the Reddit seethe if gamrot lays on Charles doing no damage for 5 rounds
>>141962681
Reyes vs Walker is THE fight
>>141962966imagine you join trevor whittmans gym and your choice is this or this
>>141962863Brito>beat Lopes on the contender series>lose his UFC debut>wins his next 5 by finish>cool shark tatooLopes>lose to Brito on the contender series>loses to some regional can in his next fight>beat 2 absolute cans on the regional>loses his UFC debut>wins his next 3 by finish>gay emo haircutI think it's more than obvious who is the better featherweight brazilian prospect
>>141962831The CR7 thing is really weird, a lad at the gym gave me a belt he'd marked with CR7 on it and I gave it to a thrift shop even though I usually train at home the cat might see it
>>141963029
fraid triangle city doesn't lose to brazilians
>>141962732heem me up inside
STRICKBEASTS LETS GO
>>141963029Wtf is this
>>141963090fuck off faggot
>>141963090this is literally what tony sees
>>141963046Excellent post.
>>141962733This is your last opportunity to boy Diego. It might already be too late.
>>141962961leaked photo of suspect
>>141962966Rose can't even make a video without Pat popping in. Dude watches her like a vulture. Doubt she's pissed in private in years.
Can the Saudis take over mma by offering fighters huge money like they did with golf
>>141963169 All his wins are absolute jabronis and he loses every time he faces a legit grappler. T shitty fraud check incoming
>>141963191
My man finally grew some balls..
>>141962946Is she really ready to face Tony?
ya i boy smiff
herzawlg is the shittman of mma refs
>>141963046yeah but he doesn't make the commentary team cream their pants like they did every time lopes attempted a submission
>>141963232yeah but he just sounds mad. so he looks foolish. he can't win outside of shutting off conor's lights and retiring
>>141963232>sweet slippersWhat does that even mean why not just say heck or shucks
>>141963169Diego Poopes?Beast of a peach b
>>141963322>michael asswell
ortega's only losses are prime volk and the max
>>141963324Whoah, what the heckin frick is this?
>>141963324>brushy brushyImagine pavlobitch getting exposed this hard gettin his ass beat while his opponent sits in his corner getting his hair brushed
>>141963371Wow a real Tim Elliot this Brian guy.
OHHH PABLOBITCH WITH THE TAKEDOWN ATTEMPT
>>141963232gooby posted this kek
OHHH PABLOBITCH WITH THE TEMPER TANTRUM
>>141963230>>141963322I will be here to accept your apologies next weekend.
>>141963439Kek
>>141963090Why make this edit of a strickland fight of all things
Just how bad is pablobussy?
>>141963508If every fighter has staph then no fighters have staph.
Sergay Pablobitch got jabbed for 14 minutes and then randomly shot a takedown the last 30 seconds of the fightHe couldn't even succeed the takedown
>>141963492Why are Russians such terrible losers>>141963508That finger looked like a deformed meng t. traumatized /fit/izen
why is 4plebs only returning 1 page of results?
>>141963508just how good is staph
Paddy and Benoit Saint Denis are the same fighterThey are both prototype versions of Islam, but they haven't downloaded the striking defense module
>>141963597Because a man ignorant of history is doomed to repeat it but a man cognizant of his past finna sleaze it ya feel me cuh
This board used to boy Pavlovich so hard but ya'll turned your back after the Aspinall loss bunch of bandwagoners
>>141963508Do fighters not realise they can still get suspended/fined if they reveal they have staph after the fight?
>>141963864I was the guy who first started calling him Sergay PablobitchPut some respect on my name
>>141963864I always knew that he sucked
>>141963864ive always been a vocal blagoy fan. i don't give a fuck about the tomato can flavor of the month
>>141963492>marks got worked
>>141963864Blaydes is going to knock Wensleydale Wallace's dumbass underbite and faggy goatee having jaw into orbit
What are some fighters that rely too heavily on their chin like Jiri who will inevitably end up like Tony Ferguson
>>141964108vettori
>>141964097Ya seethe?
>>141964196They seem close, a little too close if you ask me
>>1419641961 ethnic georgian 3 jews
>Blaydes is gonnanah
>>141962954>ACK!!!!>ACK!!!!>ACK!!!!!They really wanna give shartles a lay up to get that Islam rematch, don' they?
>>141964215I'm very upset with Sergei yes, I looked like a fool in front of people
>>141964255Tom Aspinall isn't black enough to KO Curtis.
>kramda-ACKKKKK
>>141964196Why doesn’t Guram ever fight, did he catch gigaAIDS from Chimaev?
>>141964196topuria is such a queer
>>141964196hopefully Max and Sean do the needful
>>141964196>Guram>Illia>Merabwho is the other guy?
Merab's entire style has been built off of failing a single leg and then abusing the position that gives him
>>141963864fersure b
>>141964108holloway, gaethje, pantoja, shavkat, dober, vettori, bss
>>141963492This was all their fault. They went behind each fighters back and told them the other guy accepted the fight. Sergei and Volkov didn't want to fight each other, but when they heard that the other guy accepted it made them mad. An Arab and a Dagi using Jewish tactics to trick two Russians into fighting. Welcome to modern MMA.
>>141964275Gamrot is a beast.
>>141963864I never really cared for him but i think the bandwagoners are the people hating on him, i think he can make a comeback.He is not champ material but then again nobody at hw really is, easy reign for jon.
>>141964352topurias brother who just signed with the ufc
>>141964352I think that's Ilia's brother.
>>141964369Holloway has good striking defense He's not slipping punches or anything but he knows how to block, roll, and use his footwork to get out of the way
>>141964352ilia's brother aleksandre topuria
>>141964401>easy reign for jon.Jon is retiring after his lone title defence against Stipe, not much of a reign is it b
>>141964390>Gets dropped>Panic crotch sniffs>Takedown stuffedKEK cant make this shit up
>blind in one eye>can't travel to five eyes nations>does absolutely nothing when set up with a punching bagWhat's even the point of Shara?
>>141964401Portajon is retired
>>141964483Better than an inconsequential interim belt immediately lost to Razor Blaydes
Ilia's brother was considered the more talented and promising prospect but he quit MMA for a few years after losing to a dagestani while Ilia was active enough to get into the UFC
>>141964316he's fighting Abdul-Kareem "the pride of Palestine" Al-Selwady next
>>141964196How fucking gay lmao
>>141964573abdulmanap said the same about khabibs bro. not sure if he was refering to islam or some next doo
>>141962681>no female fighters>no ring girlsadmit it it that the Saudi Card was based
>>141964477he is capable of way better striking defense than the others on the list but also was non stop eating overhand bombs against volk 3, yair, and arnold allen. But I think its a case of him willing to take one to get two or three for himself
>>141964670i like ring girls
>>141964670shit was deader than the apex
we need to start calling him ilia instead of topuria because his brother will be a top ufc contender soon
>>141964352some faggot
>>141964661same with fedors bro too btw. pretty interesting that the greatest talents wont be realized because they dont the necessary nerd personality to develop their skill to the max
>>141964670the crowd was lame af
>>141964661He meant Khabibs older brother who quit sambo to focus on religion. He was MW size as well and apparently the best athlete in the whole family.
>>141964495He's gone somewhat viral due to his appearance. He sticks out. He's had two fights in the UFC and already every MMA fan knows who he is. There are some guys who have been in the UFC for years, languishing on fight night prelims that even hardcore fans would struggle to name. He's incredibly popular.
>the crowd matters
The crowd matters.
>>141964764Ya coulda just said its cause he's muslim b we're all adults here
>the crowd said
truth nuke: abus is better than ikram
Shara has aura. Simple as.
we need to start calling him turdlip instead of topuria because of the turd hidden away in his upper lip
>noooo I have to hear the crowd cheering
>>141964847THE bus ?
>>141964764he seems to have a huge fanbase in russia. they're all praising him after the win.
reserved chads heem excitedcels
>>141964899me when I can't hear the crowd cheering
WMMA is the backbone of MMA. Female MMA fighters LITERALLY built the entire sport. They were queens.
Nothing like a good crowd pop am I right fellow anons?
the crowd is always right especially when they start booing
>>141965011RIP in peace Theodorou
>>141965011So happy he's dead
>>141965072So happy he's dead
>>141965003would effortlessly knock him out of the air with a wheelkick
>>141964713He fights at bantamweight so it might be stiffer competition for him His career has been pretty limited so we don't know how good he is really, unlike Ilia who ran through the european circuits like nothing. He seems to have a good fight IQ, but he's more of a grappler than a striker. Don't know if he's going to get the same fast track Ilia did, he night not be as fun to watch
>>141965011wow they invented BMF
>>141964196Actually fucking based. Jealous faggots will hate.
>>141965072Enjoying the fights
>>141964196who da fook is that on the left
Jairzinho Rozenstruik is the key to all of this.
>>141965533Merab
>>141964196bunch of gays
>>141965510congrats on allstars gym's success last night
Dude looks 4’8
Apparently the UFC just straight up told Ortega they weren't going to let him fight any contenders at Featherweight, so he was going to move up to Lightweight at 305The Diego Lopez fight only got made because the UFC panicked over Jamahal pulling out, and Ortega is intending on moving up whether he wins or loses
>>141964573Alek only fight against bums, he's not good
>>141965730Why wouldnt they want ortega contending at FW his fights are pretty entertaining and I dont think he's ever missed weight?
>>141965834He's already had two title shots so they don't want him disturbing the division
>>141965834Also he's a big name you might want to use to push new guys up the rankings, guess they are scred of him submitting Topuria
>>141965834because they want max and volk and diego and movsar and sterling and murphy to line up for topuria and ortega is simply old news
>“We talked about fighting Sept. 14 at Sphere – that’s the only conversation I had with them that made sense (about what’s next),” Ortega told MMA Junkie. “I said yes to it. They said yes to it. We all got excited and that was kind of in the world. They told me my weight class had no one that they wanted me to fight. They didn’t really want me to fight contenders and stuff, so I decided to move to 155. (We had a name), but I can’t say it. It might still happen. And I hope it does.”I've never seen the UFC do this beforeThey let Max and Rob beat on contenders for like five years without ever pressuring them to move weight classes
>>141966259Lerone Murphey is BUILT for getting 50-45ed by Christian Rodriguez
>>141965834hes probably misrepresenting what they said or is assuming that thats what they were implying when they said something different.ortega vs sterling is an everyone wins situation
Most lesbian WMMA moment?
>>141966410LMAO lopoop is so bad
>>141966410How is movsar so ineffectual from a dominant position like that
>>141964764He's interesting to me on a fan psychology level. He really is, essentially the Dagestani striking version Paddy the Baddy. Most hype is based on a look, a personality, and a niche combat specialization. It's funny the super fans of both fighters react the exact same way, with the same contradiction. >He's a le heckin PIRATE! Coming to CONQUER the UFC!!>Unranked fighter (Bo) calls him out (who the fans have just deemed to be a pure 'hype train' who isn't good) >Fans say the 'hype train' is picking on shara / looking for an 'easy win' (they did this with Paddy when he was called out by other fighters as well)>Unknowingly admitting Shara is an even worse can than Bo, without being smart enough to realise this implication.
Lopes beat and embarrassed shitloev on 3 days notice and now he's leapfrogging him in the rankings, kwaboty material.
>getting protected by the UFC so much that they force Brian Ortega to leave the weight class, just so he doesn't have to fight him
>Lopeslost
>>141966908Quebec?
*heems you*
Khamzat Chimaev sends chilling warning to Robert Whittaker after vicious UFC Saudi Arabia KOhttps://bloodyelbow.com/2024/06/23/khamzat-chimaev-sends-chilling-warning-to-robert-whittaker-after-vicious-ufc-saudi-arabia-ko/
"Shara Bullet isnt actually that goo-ACKKKKKKK
>>141962742[spoiler]Skibidi Fergusson[/spoiler]
>keep that monster ortega away from the golden goose topuria>just feed him some cans like volkanovski and holloway
>shitloevKWABedArnold beat his inbred bum ass too btw
lopes is just some hue with a checkerboard recordhe'll acquire double digit losses before UFC cuts him
>>141967119the man he’s beating in that webm is an Indian featherweight
ortega will demonstrate against lopez that there are levels in this game
[spoiler] does this shit just not work anymore [/spoiler]
>>141967319damn, just how bad is kwabsar shitloev?
>>141967454hard to say but at least he 30-27'd that bowlcut can
real ones know that evloev and lopes were both short notice replacements for a totally different fight (bryce mitchell vs jonathan pearce)
Lopes passes the eye test
the evloev leaf is a weirdo
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Connor Mcgregor fight week!
>>141967646it's Michael Chandler's week
>>141967030Zatdaddy taught redditbert the Heem uppercut. Thank em
I've just realised I've been walking round with a broken little toe for a week. How did this stop mcgregor fighting?
>that saudi in the crowd going nuts when whittaker won
>AAAAHHHHHH HEEEEELLLP
>>141966410Poopes hugged his leg, therefore he won.
>>141967755Conor is in rehab
>>141967755he could barely even walk b
why are muslims so gay?
>>141967892worked bitch
>>141967636Next time, he's going to go for the leg snap instead of giving him the chance to tapPain submissions won't work, but they can't fight you if they don't have a leg. The grapplers have realized this
>>141968003ok barnett why didnt you just break cro cops neck instead of losing to him 3 times
Evovleoev is too mature to chase the finish
>>141962681Fuck Dana
>>141968158too evolved, if you will
>>141968048Fights that happened pre 2010 are non canon to MMA
oh... THIS is why bongs hate evloev
>>141968286ArnGOD tanked that shit
The evloev leaf is the same guy who spams Gamrot
bro goals af
surprised there arent any aspbergers fighters hyperfocused on fighting
>>141968374is this true?
FACT: Movsar Evloev has not won a fight by finish in 6 years.
>>141968455zased evloev putting his victims through 15 minutes of hell
>>141968374nah gamrot leaf is a pole he tries to claim tom all the time, this evloev leaf is another muzzpoofter
>>141968411there's that mikey mucussomething in one fc but he's a submission grappler
>>141968455FACT: Movsar Evloev has never lost in 10 years
>>141967890his foot was a ballewnHIS FOOT WAS A BALLEWN YA SHOULDA SEEN TA SOIZE OF TA TING
>>141967769>I'M BEING HEEEEEeeeEEEeeeEEEEMED AAAAAAAAAA
>>141968561you might be the easiest person to troll in heem history kek
>>141968668
>>141968760that would be soivenia
>>141968809'fraid spamvenia was playing 4-d chess on the marks here b
>>141968879talmbout cheggers b? never meddimwhat phase of the chess match do you spam your personal bbc folder?
>only 3 MMA drawsWhy?
>shitkram is 31>ratlip is 30fighters just aren't as good as they used to be
>>141969179both kill paul craig
Oh fersure MW was a beast when silva and bisping had the belt at 37
>>141969242paul craig is undefeated against inbreds
>>141969385paul craig sucks
I can heem you all at connect 4 in only 3 moves
>>141964752I'd love to see him, always wondered about him
>>141969078Dana and co are terrible at promoting fighters.
>>141964735What the fuck are you talking about? He still fights and is good too. Sad that Fedor doesn't speak to him anymore
>>141968286It irritated me so much when the usual bunch were acting like it was so hard to pronounce his name and they couldn't do it
>>141969738im saying he is more talented than fedor but isnt as good because he isn't a nerd like him
>>141969806everyone knew he would beat jones but i was one of the only posters who called a r1 headkick exactly like what happened
just wait till he turns to eviloev
>>141969934Ok not sure why you see him as more talented though, Fedor is pretty much as talented as one can get.By the way why did he get arrested? Was it the rape or something?
>>141969647This is him. There aren't recent photos, he's devoutly religious and stays out of the public eye.
>ac->ac-
>>141969934You're just trying to make it seem like you're equal to people like Fedor and Jones and Khabib because they're supposedly nerds as well, reminds me of spergs calling married scientists autistic to claim them>>141969999gang ties, the reason why fedor stays away from him
Smith fight week
>>141970006If i didn't knew anything about mma and i was told this is Tijuana i would believe it
>>141970006Haha oh shit you need Reddit Gold for this, it's weird seeing the guy. He doesn't look that big. Why would he quit to "focus on religion"? They already designated enough time to banging their heads against rugs mumbling shalama shalama infornt if smith guys Bum. What more did he feel he needed to do? Very curious to see what his life is all about now
You guys really haven't been keeping up with Alex Emilianenko, he's a muzzie now under kadyrovs thumb and he gets wheeled out once a month to get heemed by russian youtubers and influencers in fake fights kek, he's a shambling mess and likely is not long for this world
>>141970124Gang!? Kek please tell me you mean some high level organised crime. Shame on Fedor, thats not enough to disown your own flesh, Saliva, and Piss
>>141962681Don't look into the death od abdulkerin edilov
>>141970379he probably became an Imam or some sort of preacher
>>141970379Who knows b it could be a victoria lee situation where he hated the pressure of his family OR he had an epiphany about MMA being technically haram.
>>141970478Sad as fuck considering Kadyrov had fedors family attacked. Is it a sort of humiliation ritual?
YOU TOOK MONEY FROM MAGOMEDOV
wow
> whitesplodes in Africa
>>141970789What a waste of a life, how many people have thrown away their lives to mess around with hokus pokus shit, it's pretty much a cult. >>141970908Who is victoria lee? Fair enough if he thought fighting is bad
> Whitesplodes onto the scene in Brazil
>>141971283Dickass "stiffcocks" dude pleasure
>>141971386Sweden you've got a star.
>>141971436.....He will never fill the seat of the pleasure man.
>>141971542the pleasure man had all of the heart but none of the skill
>>141970478He's Muslim? That's actually insane, he looks like the kind of guy to drunkenly throw beer on a Muslim lady wearing a sheet over her head and should anti Muslim slurs, he's a proper Ruskie (so I thought). This is getting weird.
>>141971542Why did he gain any popularity?Was it the nickname?
>>141971542the pleasure man... probably the biggest "what if" in the history of combat sports. gone too soon.
Alex Pereira's punches are like when you think it's just a little fart but it's the most rancid stench imaginable
You were my perfect friend, right there until the end, I'm forever missing you until we meet again
>>141970478>>141971737Didn't know thisSome source would be niceAlex did fuck his life up, fedor disowned him for a long time now, drug, rape charges, affiliation with gangs, now muslimsDude won't live much longer
>>141971746He was special
They took Ikram's loss badly it seems
>>141971076Fedor sad Alex was dead to him after he refused to condemn Kadyrov's attack on his daughter
>>141969078Ronda was hot and undefeatedBrock's a freakConor had the rare combination of charisma and an exciting fighting style, usually it's just one or the other
>>141971737>>141971931Kadyrov forced him to convert I think, some of the ruski heemsters could shed more light on it
>>141971746He had lot of heart just like the anon above mentioned, his fighting style was all risk and little defense.
>>141972068no they didnt, islam is THE religion of peace
>>141971165THERE WAS NO CHEQUENOT ONE AH DEM PRIORITY AIRMAIL FROM THE KREMLIN WAS CHEQUES
Frozen was the name of the movie she was in
>>141971746>>141972215It was literally just the nickname, his fights were all dogshit until the last one where he knew he was getting cut if he didn’t perform, he even won on contender series but didn’t get signed because of how boring he was
>>141972215I know his dads side are croatianHe does have our brain and height clearlyMums looks probablyShame he couldn't winWould boy him fersure
paddy is good but he's never fought bejita
the pleasure man is without question in the top 10 athletes of recorded history
>>141972068Russian authorities have released this photo of the suspect
>>141972739>BEJITABEJITABEJITABEJITAMindbroken.
F
>>141972870alHEEMdulilah
>Bisping still calling Gastelum a fat piece of shit kek>>141972068I still can't phatom how braindead one must be to think they're a net positive to the world. Also Ikram is basically the only one of them who took a fight on short notice and since it ended that badly I fully expect them to never fight in conditions where all the plantes not are aligned in their favour ever again
>>141972208I'll try and find out but that doesn't sound possible, how do you tell a bmf white man to become Muslim and he just does it? Especially
>>141971638and all the pleasure
The only reason Ikram took that fight was because Khabib told him tooHe had a Tonyesque double weightcut amd shouldn't have been anywhere near the cage, Khabib sent him out there to die Khabib is trying to ensure no dagestani can rival his legacy
>>141973608TrueKhabib also routinely poisons Khamzat, it's part of his deal with Putin
>>141973144You’re clueless lad
>>141973144>how do you tell a bmf white man to become Muslim and he just does it?He was mentally in shambles, drug alcohol addict that obviously has issuessomehow the Muslims got to himDoubt it's hard to convince someone mentally ill into islam
WMMA
>>141974069Could be a last ditch attempt to stop drinking
>>141974234we dont watch that crap here
>>141974550In this very moment turki said he wants wmma at the next event kek
I havent watched a single UFC fight from the last 2 cards. Yesterday I went to the beach.
>>141974069>>141974318>somehow the Muslims got to himYeah it’s a complete mystery how a dictator who’s had his family attacked in the past could get to him, a guy with no money and no brain left
>>141974318Found a video that says he went to ingushetia (one of the Caucasus Muslim regions) for rehab, prolly got indoctrinated... Pretty sure in majority rehabs they try to help with religionAnyways, if it helps all is goodFunny tho, his brother always had that priest by his side when fighting and he was/is very religious
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>141974809doesn't he hate fedor?
>>141973795I am clueless, he's not even chechnyan, theres no excuse, this is mad.>>141974069I guess so, what a loser, I've lost respect for him
>>141974809>>141974977Mate he’s literally tied to Kadyrov it’s not a case of indoctrination, it’s forced conversion
>>141974977chechens attacked dagestan during the 90's and are nowadays russia's biggest lapdogi know the other anon is meme'ing but based if true
Belly is the best base for heem
>>141974804Here I explained it>>141974809Doubt it was kadyrov... He just likes to collect mma fighters as toys to make him look good>>141974854I think it's the other way arroundFedor said Alex is dead to him but he prays he finds himself>>141975056>forced converstionThat doesn't make senseAny proof for your claim?Why not force fedor? Wouldn't that be a bigger achievement, if your argument is that khadirov can do whatever he wants?He kinda can, but there are limits
Kaddydaddy heems asspoonall at HW
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BgZT_GOU4Vg
>>141975431We don't watch that crap here.
>>141975431yeah i fucked her, so what she is a lame shag but is naïve enough to let me go raw; she now has my herpes sorry h8rs
>>141975431whoops wrong link sorryhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CcZ0VeBbhCE
>>141963314It means he's mocking Conor's choice of footwear. In the US, "slippers" are pic related, and you're only supposed to wear them around your house. Wearing slippers in public would be like going out in a bath robe.
>>141975431>>141975528England or Kazakhstan?
>>141975056>>141975218Wire stuff I think this is a rabbit hole that needs a lot of time. I'm sure the benefits must be more than with it, I see hazmat hanging around with this Dork
Why not sent a dm to the fight fairy and call her to post hereShe seems autistic enough to fit in
Mass shooting in capital of Dagestan, Makhchkala, seven cops killed. Thought Dagestanis were all warriors, they got annihilated probably by illiterate muzzies with guns that barely work
>>141974234I will simp Natalia Silva into a world title
Reminder that DykeFairy is a canon lesbian (I'm the only man she's had sex with though)
>>141975710women can't be autistic b
0 chance escortfairy is still making videos in 6 months let alone a year
The simping in this general is beyond pathetic.
Someone gets paid everytime you say her name
>>141975823Oof yes they can my man
>>141975920I mean if she is being posted here all the timeWhy not invite her to postI barely/rarely post here anymore
>>141975920i love Conor Macgregor with my whole heart and theres no shame in my game
>>141975823they can it just manifests a bit differently
>>141976043>I mean if she is being posted here all the time>Why not invite her to post>If the simping for some rando is unbearable in this general>Why wouldn't it get better if she was actually here to receive that attention
>>141975970proof ?>>141976088uhm then that's not autism anymore
conor beats paddypaddy beats islamislam beats pantojaconor beats pantojaconor beats islam conor wins
>>141976125source?
Maybe if we all send her an card and tell her we really appreciate her she will hang out with us? What if we all just sucked her cock? Respectfully?
>>141976124>Posting her pics and simping in secret>calling her a casual in the threadIdk that was my train of thought?! Imo the first one is way worseNot like the discussions here are intellectual fight analysis
>>141976538Also>muhh secret clubIt hasn't been for at least the past 10years
Congratulations on the thread heem, see you soon #alhamdulilah
>>141963324I'm white but i'm not that kind of white. It makes me sad. Look how perfect he is
Pereira sparks gayne's bum ass
How was last nights card?
>>141977027I only watched the main event and I liked itBut it might have been cos I haven't watched one in a while and it was normal euro hoursFrom the comments here, people didn't really like itI loved it
>>141975431i love her very much
>>141976538>>141976602>>141976954
>>141963463Best part is Conor probably didn't mean to insult Chandler, he just thought it was funny
>>141975431kill yourself if you watch this shit
>>141970478>Alex Emilianenko
>>141977027shit, lame crowd, dogshit boring fights, only highlights were shitkram and walker getting heemed
Kay „Hellboy“ Hansen
>>141977137
https://youtu.be/H4v0pAhoiqg?si=d_IwREG88BNt10b2Is pereira exclusively training in wrestling shoes since he heemed his toes?
only saw the pre-lims and holy shit a bore
>>141972068Oh well that sucks guess God didn't love him enough kek. Glory to God everyone!
Now THIS IS TRAINING
>>141976538>>141976602>Posting her pics and simping in secret>>muhh secret clubWho introduced the idea of "muhh secret club" here? I said the simping sucks and would get worse if she were actually here to foster it. This isn't fucking rocket science you fucking idiot. Don't reply to me ever again.
Haven't won a bet since Islam
>>141977095Interesting>>141977283>only highlights were shitkram and walker getting heemedThanks
wow, liana jojua is a chud...
Merab recently competed in a Sambo tournament in texas
>>141978056Texas is known for it's Sambo
>>141978014its genuinely terrifying how many likes there are on stuff like this and imagine how many of us have family members of different races to boot
Why are Dagestanis cops such pussy losers? Seven of them murked by random terrorists who probably barely graduated 3rd grade
ufc bros... THIS is our future?
mm sleepy
>>141978478it's probably just indians
>>141977884is it true?
>>141963090sit down and shut the fuck up
>>141962681Is it just me or did volkov look like a god damn world champion last night.
>UFC MSG: Volkov vs JonesChills.
>>141978705not really. pavlovich just looked timid. none of his usual blitz tactics. asspinall broke his confidence.
IT'S UP!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=al3dpBoUqyM
>>141978705He looked good but I think it's because Pav thought sparring = fighting and expected a cake walk.
>>141978705he has always been the dark horse of the ufc heavyweight division
>>141978056That's literally the same level of sambo qualifications as islam.O'Malley bros.....can we survive a sambo master?
>>141978705easy work for GODspinall
Johnny walker hasn’t been the same since he injured himself doing the worm
>>141978533>Seven of them murked by random terrorists who probably barely graduated 3rd gradeThat's literally the most dangerous kind of "people" No education, no bonds built during childhood so no sympathy or appreciation for life built in during formative years.
>>141978533At least 5 of those were Combat Sambo World Champions.
>>141979068johnny walker has always been the retarded horse of the ufc light heavyweight division
>>141978705he looked good which makes Aspinall look even better which makes Jones even more of a bitchass
>>141979068Before that even happened walker had already been knocked out cold 3 times. I never got on the hype train for that reason.
petr yan is still the best fighter in the world
>>141979190he just needs more time
>>141979193>hurr durr the sky is still above usThanks for the reminder b
You can be Master of Sport in literally anything btw not just combat sports, all it requires is winning a certain level of competition, TOP DOG champion Samurai is master of sport in bareknuckle boxing.
Islam at least has the decency to say something, unlike Khabeastiality
>>141979308Yeah, any of us could go to rusia, win the sambo world tournament and become international masters of sports in sambo and we don't even need to know sambo, just have one or two techniques we are really good at.
Ozempic Gastelum runs through LW
Failing a single leg is one of the best positions a grappler can be inDiscuss
>>141979430Why did he write that in a terroristic language? What did he mean by this?
Ok but did Lutterbach win?
This should expel any remaining doubt that ISIS is controlled by Mossad, no?
Pavlobitch still beats Gayne by wrestlefuck
>>141979558Pulling a single leg is begging to get uchi mata or harai goshi'd
>>141979478What about judo b
>>141979606That crap doesn't work in MMA
This never would have happened if Fazza was still around
sergei was catching volkov when he went but he was too mentally flushed to wade into danger like he normally does
>>141979606
>>141979726>>141979728Izzy by murder
>>141979726Yeah DDP is getting slept. Best he can hope for is Yoel/Israel II
>>141979606only if you shoot through the middle like a retard
>>141979752>Dricus will lose...THIS TIME!
>>141979752>>141979768Same straight flatlined Izzy
>>141979622Master of sports in judo? Still a meme because russian judokas are just sambo guys.>>141979641Cope.
>>141979792he already has
>>141979798Crazy thought but DDP and Sean fight differently.
>>141979899I think you'd be surprised.
>>141979899A straight is a type of punch that Sean and Dricus both utilize. Every time someone lands a straight on Izzy he starts doing the chicken dance.
>>141979882What country has good judokas? Was trying to figure out if you think master of sport as a whole is a meme or just sambo btw
>>141979606>uchi mataHitting an uchi mata without a gi is infinitely harder>harai goshiA proper single leg won't be susceptible to a harai goshi
what if dricus wrestles? hadn’t considered that had you
ddp showed the true spirit of a champion when he lost the fight against sean but won the decision
>>141979971Petr Yan is a master of sport in boxing if that helps
>>141979752Izzy can manifest it again if he wears blue shorts.
>>141979972Izzy has walked into those hooks before
>>141980027Blue short izzy + contender izzy should be enough to meme the win over Dricus
>>141979971>What country has good judokas?Japan, korea, mongolia and georgia.France was considered one if not the best country for judo for a while but they fell off.>Was trying to figure out if you think master of sport as a whole is a meme or just sambo btwYes and yes, complete meme, master of sports is a glorified national championship title, even their international master of sports is a meme because even though is supposed to be world class level, the competition level is still local.
Contender Jizzy was 50-42'd by John Blachowicz
Russian Judo olympic gold medals: 6Mexican Judo olympic gold medals: 0Beanbros...
>>141980136Jan Blachowicz is unironically one of the top 3 light heavyweights of all time.
>>141980136Izzy won + can lost the story by crotchsniffing
>>141980185>Izzysnored
Russian Judo world championship gold medals: 8Mexican Judi world championship gold medals: 0
>>141980217
>>141980185Izzy won and it’s coming home amirite fellow retard?
>>141980257
What are the chances Izzy requests some custom black panther style shorts?
>>141980225>>141980161Russia mogs us at judo too
Master of Sport in heempostingCandidate for Master of Sport in schaubing the till
>>141979895not 3 times in the ufc like jizzy
why do u still seethe over izzy, he already lost
>>141980310Yeah but we're not trying to talk shit because we took a judo class in the back room of a convenience store in mexico city
>>141980353we're allowed to clown on your precious black homosexual
>>141980302Ah fuck yeah he will definitely have some kind of cringe blacksplosion shorts
Contender izzy? yeah he zeems.
>>141980109master of sport is the ruskis golden gloves but with higher competition
>>141975610kek dis doo thought it was a phrase like suffering succotash
>Contender izzydebunked meme
Apparently there have been some soccer competitions going on. I'll /heem/ every single poofta here who watches that shit.
>>141980378He's speaking facts, regardless.
aspinall's resume is maturing nicely
>>141980492you lot love football almost as much as you love murdering each other
>>141980492Bro wtf you can't call it soccer that's our word
Contender GOATzzy is the most dangerous fighter we've ever seen. Letting him fight a bum like Du Bussy is sanctioned murder.
>>141980521Unfortunately for Tom he mentally flushed pavlovich so unless he sorts himself out that win will age poorly
tomato can
>>141980626not contender izzy
>>141980626NEVER gets old
>>141980715same old tomato can
>>141980734Contender izzy is undefeated >Heemed reddit rob twice in one fight >brutally exposed Can Blachowshit and got robbed>heemed pereddit dead cold
>>14198079050-39'd by janothan blachowicz
>england is a nigerian muslimthe truth always reveals itself
>>brutally exposed Can Blachowshit and got robbedAnon, that's some next level stupid shit. If you continues I'm going to have to stop it.
Contender Izzy was beaten into a living death by Kelvin Gastelum and spared
>>141980853same thing could be said about DRod
>>141980853Another GOATzzy permaflushing
>>141980853>im prepared to die>against gastelumohnonono
When is shavkat fighting next. Hes just as inactive as khamzat but nobody gives him shit for it
>>141980922before goddard realized where the real money is made
>>141968411They all just become gooners instead.
>>141980492>FlipflopistanYou’re just mad we beat you 1-1.
>>141980225Talmbout mexican judi?
>>141980626my wife on the left
>>141981063shota sean is your wife?
>>141980947Just at a glance, Shavkat has only pulled out once out of 4 cancelled bouts. Meanwhile, Khamzat has pulled out 4 of his 8 cancelled bouts.
Gynosrael Idesgyno
>>141980947Foot injury that required surgery before the wondergoy fight, never pulled out of a fight, ridiculous to compare him to ratlip
>brutally exposed Can Blachowshit and got robbed
izzy was 20 pounds lighter and decisioned can alex was 20 pounds heavier and decisioned can
Trvth nvke: Izzy beat can but Alex lost to him.
>>141981251lmao what a manlet
>>141980947he already beat the neal brothers he is waiting for a title shot
scotlandbros... (such as ufc fighter paul craig)
shavkat should be the one to give colbitch his final flushing
>>141981333I'd rather watch Colby break Khamzat over the course of 5 rounds.
>>141981393ratlip is never fighting again
Izzy was ready to die.Pereira was prepared to kill.
if you still like colbitch ur dumbhis performance against smegwards warranted unboying
frozen like mr. freeze
>>141981393Khamzat could get out of hospital and snap colbussy in 2
>>141981432Khamzat will fight anyone, anywhere, anytime (in Abu Dhabi if they're a welterweight and less than a weeks notice)
>Khamzat could get out of hospital
>>141981512I don't like Colby. I love Colby.
>>141981602*ducks Ian garry*
Colby literally only beat up old peopleHe was the retirement home raider before Chito made it cool
>NOOOOOO YOU HAVE TO FIGHT YOUNG PEOPLE SO I CAN SAY THEY'RE INEXIPERIENCED REEEEEEEEE
Reminder that Colby got his asshole rimmed by Polyana pre-Pain tattoo.
Colby has 0 wins over currently ranked fighters.
shavkat? inexperienced.
>>141981793Some would say that's a testament to his wisdom.
>>141981793work smarter not harder
When did we return to the tournament format?
>>141963091A goeyduck. They’re gigantic snails that live in the western US and Canada
Ian Garry starches Chinkat in round 1.
>>141981763nice
>>141981602Zognald literally walked out on Colbussy
>>141981911And Colby ducked them both
chimpchav chimpchaev
>>141981905did you even watch the webm
chandlers balls are inert
>>141981992Sorry, geoduck but it’s pronounced “gooey duck” https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Geoduck
Khabib is Donald Trump’s favourite fighter.
>>141982034>>141982034>>141982034
>>141982033mate that looks nothing like a geoduck
>>141971737Russians are getting bullied on the regular by their muslim minorities, wheter caucasians or central asians Not to mention their women all go marry foreigners, turks for exemple "Natashas" are names given to russian women who to turkey to get married
>>141980492Nigger you will get your throat sliced if you insult football in your country
