Aka: Matvei Michkov will bootyblast your shit team edition
game 7 is lost before it even began.
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FREE MY BOY CARTER HARTHE DID NOTHING WRONG
Previous >141947655
>new fred>i won da autistic fred wahs
>>141975435>Markstrom shellshocked from 2022>Bob buck broken>Jack Campbell confidence shatteredoilers are goalie killers fr fr
>>141975382what's the big deal? he hasn't even played in nhl yet.
>'birds
When they win tomorrow everyone will forget about the last 3 games forever
The markstrom trade isn’t that bad most goalies don’t get a first when traded
>>141975529He will be the next Ovechkin and the habs passed on him for fuckin reinbacher
JLMI
>>141975533is this some new meme or something? theres a guy in /mlb/ with the same gimmick
>>141975435>Panthers coach Paul Maurice said that normally during playoffs, Bobrovsky didn't practice on day before games, but with 2-break between games, he had been in SCF. So, they wanted to get him back on his regular schedule and gave him off today. He'll skate tomorrow morning.
>>141975586Looks like shit dumbfuck
>>141975586Do the islanders have so little promo material that you had to generate this obscene monstrosity?
>>141975653_/ _/ _/ _/ _/
>>141975653just like my islanders
>>141975637Hmmm. Sounds like cope to me
>JLMI
>>141975590Like every other gimmick in this thread it is unoriginal and stolen from someone else and presented as /hoc/ OC
>Connor McDavid, come get the Cunt! Shit, I meant to say Cup! Fuck!
>>141975726_/_/_/
>>141975573>the next Ovechkindoubt.
>Ok thanks for chiming in ill add it to the pile of your other worthless opinions
>>141975701Thought you said you were done with the NHL>>141975028
there's only one phone and one computer in sweden so only two swedes can use /sp/ at the same time
>>141975810sir there are 10 million of us
>>141975888we dont post selfies here bitchboy
>>141975893Thank god
did matt cooke make his head swell?
We win or I go on a spree.
>>141975914Don’t lie to me svernigga
>>141975955Just a swell guy
>>141975932Get's funnier every time you use it>and no, I'm not being sarcastic
>>1419759148 million swedes and 2 million africans
>>141975544Don't worry we'll still have the same number of Stanley Cups after tomorrow fren :)
>>141976019thanks bitchboy, someones gotta be funny
Who will get blamed on either team when they lose?Who should really be blamed?
>>141976045you got that the wrong way round
>>141976053Bobrovsky will get blamed, but it should be Tkachuk.Oilers will blame everyone not named Mcdavid.
gary will be blamed
>>141976053>should Maurice and Mcdavid
>>141976045will still post under a swedish flag unfortunately
>>141976053gary for both
>>141976053maurice if panties loseeither skinner if he marner's the bed or draisaitl for disappearing in games 1-3 if oilies lose
>>141976129He brings it on himself
>>141976053Injuries will be blames for both sides
>>141975435Even if they win the cup they can't recover from this, beating a team is one thing but humiliating them is a whole another.
Oh thats nice, AI slop. It isnt even good AI slop, its even worse. I bet you if the Islanders were in the Panthers shoes, they wouldn't choke like the kitties. Can we please stop with the rating of Forsling and Ekblad for once? Edmonton has absolutely raped them.
Islanders would’ve beaten the oilers just like they did back in the 80s
>>141976282They beat each other
>>141976053Bob and the top 6, but i'd blame the defense again. I thought Florida was going to be fine against the McDraiHy but its the bottom 6 and Knoblouch actually adjusting. They've exposed Maurice so badly.
>>141975637>>141975703Vito's fucking livid now even if Paul wanted him to be in the net I think Vito won't let him.
>>141976261>>141976261>>141976261the Buffalo Bills of the NHLthey SHOULD be moved to Quebec City if they lose on Monday
Who are looking like busts so I can pretend to be angry when my team drafts them
draisaitl
>>141976282I think Bossy could've beat prime Gretzky if he didn't had a career ending injury
>>141975637Hol up, you telling me that on Thursday Bob took a 6 hour flight and then hit the ice for a practice?
>>141976434This year? All the Finns
>>141976434the guy who already has a career jeopardizing back injury
>>141976434iginla sucks, Basha is better
>>141976521But thats every year
>>141976053Refs fucked this series
>>141976604But Lemieux
>>141976604Whose that
What do they have cooking up for tomorrow night?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Opqo0fPGjgthe last time there was a game 7 in floridaguess which team henrique plays for now...
>>141976825Bring back those Panthers jerseys still.
What kind of prep talk are the Panthers getting in the locker room before game 7?>>141976048wtf mascot is that? What is that? Krystal meth ninja turtle?
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>>141975955I wonder if he'll find a way to start kneeing guys from the bench
>a wnba regular season game thread is more popular than the nhl general
>>141977124You keep saying this but never post the thread
>>141977124In terms of the wnba teams' records it's approximately blue jackets-flyers
>>141977151STOP THE COUNT
>>141976825I can't believe the American broadcast cut out the GM face-palming. I remembered that so vividlyhttps://youtu.be/UExSS2nFeSo?si=AZQRl4t0eSXbPOdz
>>141977179Its the one with the tranny that looks like Larry Bird standing next to the QT
>>141976889He's a blue jacket a type of Hymenoptera
>>141976048Panthers will still have the same amount of Stanley Cups as my Shorks!!
>>141976053>Who will get blamed on either team when they lose?FLA: Barkov, Verhaege, maybe BobrovskyEDM: Draisaitl>Who should really be blamed?FLA: Sam fucking Reinhart (and OEL) plus whoever's hurtEDM: their entire overhyped "no really they've changed" defense
>>141976889Alright, guys, listen up.First things first, I want you all to know how damn proud I am of each and every one of you. This has been a hell of a season. We've faced adversity, we've overcome obstacles, and we've shown the world what Florida Panthers hockey is all about. But now, we’re here. Game 7 of the Stanley Cup Final. This is it. Everything we’ve worked for, everything we’ve sacrificed, it all comes down to this moment.I know these past few games haven’t gone our way. Blowing a 3-0 series lead is tough. It’s gut-wrenching. But let me tell you something – it’s not about how you fall, it’s about how you get back up. And I’ve seen you guys get back up time and time again. Tonight is about making a statement. It’s about showing the world that the Florida Panthers are not just a great team, but a championship team. This is our time. This is our house. And we are not going to let this slip away.Remember why you started playing this game. Remember the joy, the passion, the love for hockey. Channel that energy tonight. Play for each other, play for our fans, play for every moment that brought us here.We’ve got 60 minutes – maybe more – to lay it all on the line. Every shift, every pass, every shot, I want you to give it everything you’ve got. Leave no doubt. Be relentless. Be fearless. Be the team I know you can be.Trust in yourselves. Trust in each other. We’ve got the talent, we’ve got the heart, and we’ve got the will. They can’t take that away from us. Not tonight. So let’s go out there and finish what we started. Let’s bring the Cup home. Let’s make history. Panthers on three. One, two, three – PANTHERS!
I love how Ekman-Larsson just gives up and skates away.Really sets the tone for the teams mentality.
>>141977346uh wut? Speak english, spic faggot.
>>141977687He bug
>>141977670Don't be sad about the end of 1993, instead look forward to 30 years of 2024
>>141977428Retard
>>141977606I tried to read all of this. But I gave up just like the Florida Panthers.
>>141976434If you are a habs fan and demidov is on the board you should an hero if they take anyone else. If they fuck up and let a generational Russian talent pass then by two drafts in a row they are pathetic
>>141977558>still blaming Barkov over Tkachuk>still blaming Floridas role players over Tkachuk>still blaming Reinhart over Tkachuk>blaming OEL for no reason
>>141977837what an ignorant fuck.
>>141977962True huberdeau would’ve won
>>141977606>PANTHERS!stopped reading right there
>>141977623OEL is a soulless husk of a man
https://youtu.be/vdhdC0Mbqak>C0Mbqakits a sign the oilers win tomorrow
Currently updating my resume for when Maurice gets fired on Tuesday
Would /hoc/ join my league?
>>141978172>shin padslmfao
>>141978172I get Vladimir Putin with Team Russia vibes from this. Like if one of them slips up and steals the ball from Shannon or the goalie saves the goal they know there will be consequences
>>141978172Get I real west coast trailer park vibes from this pic
>>141978172oh man where to even begin on the improper attire. I guess I'll just point out that if you play ball hockey with long pants you are an embarrassment to yourself and everybody around you. Also those are terrible nets.
>>141978172what you really want is for /hoc/ to sponsor your league, lad>oh wait, /hoc/ doesn't have any money... wait, does /hoc/.even really exist? at this point, we'll never be able to take /hoc/ public
>>141978309Get real rez vibes from this post
>>141978313>an embarrassment to yourself and everybody around youJLMNYI
>>141978172BC is truly God's country
>>141978172Unironically yes. Probably wouldn't hang out with any of them outside of that, but if they're even semi capable then it'd be fun.
>>141978172>Eh boys wanna smoke a jay and pound some labatts with me after the game?
My greatest regret in life is not moving to the big city and joining a competitive ball hockey league back when I was in my prime. Coulda been somebody, coulda done something. And now? I'm a fat piece of SHIT with a heart full of regret and arterial plaque.
>>141978172Shouldnt they be wearing helmets?
>>141978601>t. neverplayed Ball hockey players never have to wear a helmet unless you're playing on roller skates or are in a pro/international league.
>>141978589That shit is full of can't skates who take it super seriously and use it as an excuse to hurt people
>>141978172This shit looks gay as fuckI'm in I'm showing up in a jockstrap only though
>>141978713I know but it was fun for me as a goalie to sit back and watch the hockey autism unfold before me.
>he thinks being a fat POS is a deterrent to being a pro ball hockey player
When will hockey start so I have something to distract me from my loneliness
>>141978914It is. That being said when playing in high-level tournaments you would always have to be wary of the few fatties that you would see because they'd typically have a super accurate shot.
>>141978949Try anything other than doing this, even smoking crack is a better alternative
out of curiosity, Canada? do any of the Universities in Maplestahn offer a class on the History of Ice Hockey, including in-depth league analysis??>*french quebios hehehe* but of course!!
>>141979161I took a history lesson and it entirely focused on the events of April 17, 2022
>>141979161Yes. It's a 1 day course and all you do is sit in a classroom for 2 hours and stare at a chalkboard that only has "1993" written on it.
>>141979253
>>141978949Hockey will end tomorrow.
>>141979449There’s always the Toronto bluebays, eh?
>>141977239Is that Bill Torrey? Fucking RIP if so
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this man is living the dream
>>141979554Damn my stream is behind
>>141979711>his phone sticks to his whiteboardHow did you do that, Shannon? it's not a trade secret is it?>
the hockey guy's presumable son wears ear muffs at games and he is like 18-20 is he acoustic kek
>>141979925he might have a hearing sensitivity
Players who dive should be deported to Europe.
>>141979925>wearing hearing protection >at the cantpucks' libraryReally makes you think
>not bringing hearing pro to the arena
>Oilers fans going en masse to SunriseOh fuck game might be 25, maybe even 35% oilers fans in Florida...
>>141980054Aka going back home
A Panther fan went to the gym AND church today.
>>141980693why
>>141980927to invigorate the body and the soul
>>141981253
>>141981529KWARB
>norm macdonald: hilarious, a christian>raped bitch, atheist fatass: this shit:>>141979835>>141979161>>141978340I doubted but now i believe
bedard should be a canuck
>>141977962>still blaming Reinhart over Tkachukso you haven't looked at Reinhart once>blaming OEL for no reason>for no reason
>>141980104The doctor told me I'm supposed to wear these for any sporting event/concert I go to since I had ringing in my ears for 3 days after coming home from a music festival. I never wore them.
If soilers lose, what can we expect and what cope level will we achieve?
I voted for our governor because his campaign promise was to remove raped bitches from /hoc/
>>141980927>a degenerate soiler leaf can't comprehend the power lifting and prayernot surprised
I need to get jannied to make sure I'm not tempted to come here tomorrow night. What's best way?
Think about this next time you write an antisemitic post
>>141982001If? They WILL lose, it's Gary's league after all and the Florida team winning is vastly more lucrative in the long run than the soilers winning. Tomorrow is going to have the most rigged and blatant anti-soiler reffing to have ever been seen on live television.
>>141981795Badass
>>141982064Point out raped bitch posts
>>141982064start a new thread that is off topic I guess
>>141982072
>>141982001who ever loses need their jersey photoshopped onto peter
>>141982072I'm a philosopher and hating Jews and big penises is an important part of philosophy
>>141979191Underrated
My money is on Nurse and Kane stealing this game for Edmonton
>>141982266Kane is finna injured
>>141982266Would this end racism once and for all?
If you aren't in the top 3 for point scoring on your team you shouldn't have you name engraved on the cup. Riding somebody's coattails doesn't mean you earned jack shit. Yes this also includes goalies.
>>141982072I don't know who this is
/Hersch/
>>141982428Sunbelt casual
>>141982428((( they ))) prefer it that way
>>141982428Florida's best ever 5th round pick. He's got a real nose for the net
I think equipment guys are the unsung heroes of any cup run. Especially navigating massively long international travel. They should get their names on the cup to be desu
knights knation
>>141982472such beautiful ladies
is gay
>>141975382who?
>>141982855That's caitlin clark
>>141982767Shut the fuck up caddy
>>141982767For me it's the assistant to traveling secretary
>>1419828581993 KWAB
>>141982767What about the WAGs
>>>/out/>>>/out/>>>/out/>>>/out/
LolI wonder why Buffalo has so many wins
>>141983064absolutely not.
I'm at the hockey gameI'm at the grocery store
Thanks Gary
still thinking about this dog I played at buddy's house when I went to play risk
>>141983366I hate Gary so much
>>141977623>McDavENG
>>141983101if i was a gm wolf would get my 5 points desu
>>141983437
>>141983429How did the game of Risk go? I wish people were more willing to play that. And Twilight Imperium ofc
twilight imperium is for autists desu nobody wants to play a board game for 8 hours
>>141983364>>141983364>>141983364>*techno bass remix*>>141983364
Guys...I think I'm going to root for Canada. Panturds losing seems like the funnier outcome
>>141978172I wish I had friends to hang out with :(
why don't more nhl players marry women's hockey players
>>141983507you've activated my trap card .pngThat shit is fun as hell homie so what if I'm an autist
>my trap cardConnor McDavid wants to know your location
Jim Carey, the Net detective
>he says /hoc/ isn't enough for him anymoredon't ignore that Call of the Wild, lad... it might take you someplace fun...
>2022
>>141983429what time of dog was he?
>>141983675Fucking kill yourself
>>141983753Sure. Where does Yourself live?
>>141983822Whatever helps you ease the pain you fucking loser.
>>141983864Well that's not very nice :c
McWinning life rn.Absolutely hilarious how the Oilers just nonchalantly solidified how awful the nucks, stars and panthers are. Barely giving a shit all playoffs and still humiliating them.
>>141983486I won because I got lucky on army deployment cards and one dude never played before (4 players)>>141983716some kinda mutt had fur like a yellow lab but retarded face
>>141977239>panthers fans jeering marty seconds before their season endskek
>>141983909Instead of drinking from coconuts he'll be using Tkachuk's severed head after tomorrow
>>141983366#ExtendBettman
>>141984080KEEEENO
>>141983366Revisionist history. In terms of American teams (which are all that matter in America) the NHL was clearly behind>28NFL>26MLB, NBA>18NHL The "Original 6" era was when the NHL died in terms of American relevance. The greedy owners of the time fucked the sport.>toronto and montrealTheir number one concern was winning the Cup and making money. Expansion would reduce both so they opposed it>detroit and chicagoOwner by the same family. Detroit used Chicago as a glorified farm team and also had power over the Rangers via partial ownership of MSG.>boston and new yorkAll they cared about was controlling their arenas so they could book as many highly profitable boxing matches and circus shows as possible. In 1950 the Rangers had to play their SCF games (against Detroit) in Toronto because the circus was booked for MSG.The Cleveland Barons were the top (independent) minor league team in the 1950s repeatedly asked to join the NHL, no expansion draft needed. The NHL refused. Matching Hockey Night in Canada, the NHL had a TV deal with CBS in the late 50s. The NHL canceled the contract themselves because they didn't want the Players Association to get any of the money. The NHL then didn't return to US TV until 1966It was only in the 1960s when rival leagues were all the rage (CL to MLB, AFL to NFL, ABA to NBA) that the NHL realized they need to expand to protect their control of the sport.
kys
Is it true the players cum in it?
Saskatchewan Roughriders football
>>141984307that's an odd career
>>141984345Hamilton and Saskatchewan are the only ones that give a shit about the CFL
>>141983822i live in iowa and you should kys if you feel like you cant stop posting like that
Single knockout with the stakes this high is such a different world and so rare to see in hockey. It’s gonna be really interesting to see which players have the mental grit to play a good game tomorrow. These are those legacy defining moments.
>>141984206The nhl was actually relevant and popular when it wasn't forcing itself into markets that obviously don't care about a winter sport. quit guzzling gary's cum faggot
benis :DD
>>141984634I'm surprised wildcard matches don't exist in hockey it's just automatic seeding, would be interesting if they tried it
>>141984648>the NHL was actually relevant when it was trying its hardest to keep people in hockey loving areas from watching hockeyThere is zero excuse for the NHL not to have put a team in Milwaukee in the 1960s but they didn't because the Norris family thought it would harm their profits in Chicago.
>>141984307I always liked him, good guy to have as your 3C in Be a GM mode
Thinking of getting shit faced tomorrow for the first time in months but I'm not sure it will be worth it.
How would you guys feel about an OT tomorrow night? Doing some guerrilla research and this is a valued NHL market.
>>141984688Gary will probably add them after they expand to 34 teams.
>>141984438I bet Takagi guy watches the stamps
>>141984765There's no ads during OT Gary
>>141984648someone's mad that sunrise and tampa care more about hockey than ottawa and calgary
>>141984345Do they cum in it?
>>141984874wew yeah it's confirmed
get rid of the conference wild card system desutop 4 teams that aren't in the top 3 of their division qualify for the playoffscrossover system like the cfl
>>141985002>reducing the number of games with eastern start timesGary would never
>>141984206when do u think bettman took over?
>>141985074Not in the 1950s when the damage was done you fucking retard
>>141985114this is nice general
why havent they shown gary on tv much these playoffs? is the parkinsons really getting that bad?
>>141985114yeah that's what I thought
>>141984703why the fuck are you talking about the 1960s they didn't have games in colour until 1966 who the hell cares about milwaukee them having a hockey team has zero impact on the relevance of the sport
>>141985239>being around for the childhood of the largest and richest generation in the last 80 years is irrelevantStop being retarded. This was the last generation where the Northeastern United States was dominant. Everything since then has been California and Texas and they don't care for hockey in those states
Do Canadians actually drink Lablatt Blue? I got a pint at a bar because it was $3 special and it was disgusting.
Huomenta but opposite
Good luck next week frens!
>>141985336>the nhl didn't grow enough back before sticks had curves so it's revisionist history to say the NHL (which was more popular than the NBA in the early 90's during the fucking Michael Jordan era) has cratered in viewership in the Gary Bettman era
>>141985239Milwaukee might get a pwhl team
>>141985515>uh, the lugenpresse was invented in 2016 when I became old enough to become aware of how they lie and distort and everything published before that is 100% truePS, Jordan had "retired" to play baseball when that issue was published and within a year he was back.
>>141975382I kept hearing Michkov never wanted to be in the Canadian market
NHL killed it's own growing popularity by having a lockout at the height of it's popularity the year after the Rags won
>>141985480I'll bet some boomers do simply because of the 1979 Molson boycott
>>141985613>sports illustrated would intentionally print propaganda for the NHL (a predominantly white league) instead of the fucking NBAwhat are you yapping about
>>141975382I will quit watching the NHL if the Oilers win tomorrow. A Canadian team won the first Stan of my life and will win the last cup of my life.
>>141985903wow such oldfag such epic le 30 years in my lifetime
>>141976809Edmonton wins with 0:00 left in the 3rd period on a penalty shot.
>>14198595930 is the new 70
>>141985859>the rangers just won the cup for the first time in 54 years>the knicks just lost in the NBA finals (again)>jordan is striking out on every curveball he facesThat's the perfect time for what is now called "clickbait". Yellow journalism is centuries old.
24 hours until la bama gets played!
>>141986128I understand most gimmicks, being of a fairly low IQ, but I do not understand this one
if the panthers lose tomorrow they should simply just fold the team and have a dispersal draft for their players
>>141985824>gary bettman shows up, shuts down the league and immediately demands a luxury tax and "aggressive southern expansion">does it again 10 years later and loses a season and the NHL's exclusive right to award the stanley cup I hate that little goblin so fucking much
>>141986177That's because you're a retard
>>141986177good sign of being retarded and new
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOÒ YOU HAVE TO BE HERE 24 HOURS A DAY
what happened to all those retards who were rating barkov as elite not even 2 weeks ago?
>>141986315Who cares
>>141986200>>gary bettman shows up, shuts down the league and immediately demands a luxury taxThis was caused by the 1992 players' strike. Those fucking faggots went on strike at the start of the playoffs over the money from hockey cards.>and "aggressive southern expansion"The NHL had already added San Jose and Tampa Bay before he started. The previous president had also approved Florida and Anaheim for the next season. Bettman's expansion teams are>Nashville>Atlanta>Minnesota>Columbus>Vegas>SeattleAKA 3 north and 3 south. Bettman's southern strategy is actually based on relocation (4 north teams became south teams under him, while just one south team became a north team, we'll call Arizona to Utah a push).
>>141986355Are you sure Phoenix is the only Southern team that moved North?
>>141986355>nooooooo the jewish owners need to rake in all the money
>>141986404Atlanta to Winnipeg is the only south to north move. Arizona to Utah is neutral-ish and if Bettman deserved it I would give him the benefit of the doubt but he doesn't.
(end-times preacher voice) The Coyotes and the Thrashers are comin' back!
>>141986355the nhl had a long standing dispute with the owner of the original california golden seals. it wasnt until the previous president of the nhl was replaced that the league finally gave into having a team in the bay area again. so while gary might not have directly awarded them the franchise, his appointment did facilitate the expansion.
>>141986457>gary appointed in 1993>san jose started in 1991Get your history straight. The Seals became the Barons who merged with the North Stars. Then the Seals/Barons owners wanted to move the North Stars to the Bay area and the NHL didn't want them to. The 1991 dispersal draft was the result as the NHL "unmerged" the teams. This led Flames co-owner Norm Green to buy the North Stars and eventually move them to Dallas under Bettman's watch.
>>141986355>>141986492Gil Stein was only appointed as an intermin president so the owners could abolish the president's role and find and appoint a commissioner
G O F L A M E S
>>141986570
>>141986570Finally a good post
who's the most ungrateful fanbase in the league?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=al01DF6WVsUBefore this Bob allowed 2 goals in 8 periods. Since then he has allowed 14 goals in 11.25 periods with Stolarz allowing 3 in 1.75 and there being 3 EN goals.
>>141986676that's actually a good question >ragsunironically
>>141986676I thought the Canucks fans mocking Pettersson during the first round was pretty distespectful
>>141986703Rags are a unique case where the reddit corsi guys are basically ok and the suits are whatever but the "real fans" are the dumbest people in north america
>>141986570thank you based ambassador
I want the soilers to win the cup but I dont want this faggot to win another
>>141986773>I want the soilers to winRetard
DEGENCHADS POST YOUR BETS
today is the last day burgers can ever >1993 post. minisoda mild fans will have literally nothing left to cope with.
>>141984765>Oilers go up 3-0 during the first 2 periods>Panthers rally in the 3rd to tie it 3-3>In OT let the cards fall where they may as regardless of the outcome the shitposting will reach heights never seen beforeIt's a win win scenario.
>>141986870what makes you say its mild fans posting that?
>>141986865Good luck on that first parlay bucko
Akane Shiga
>>141986492the nhl and its owners never liked how they forcefully relocated the team into cleaveland and then went bankrupt. it tarnished the leagues reputation. it wasnt an overnight thing. the players and staff members werent paid for like 3+ months while the bankruptcy unfolded. it got to a point where players and staff were airing their problems to the media, this wasnt a behind closed doors affair like we have seen with the thrashers or coyotes, it was very public. remember to this day the cleveland barons are the last pro sports team in north america to ever just cease operations. they gave the league very negative press.
>>141986899>worst case scenario lose 1$>best case scenario +200$I'm banking on the game being close, oilers score more in 1 and 2, then Panthers catch up in the 3rd. If they manage to tie it in the 3rd and hit an empty net it gets secured.>1st: 1 - 2 goals>2nd - 1-2 goals>3rd - 3-5 goals
>>141986910Yes I figured that
Why doesnt Singh say Hyman's name all jewish like he says Kadri's name all muzzie sounding
Boring.
>>141986901>2 goals and 0 assists in 24 games
>>141986923how do the other people in the press box not pass out from the jeet stench after having to sit next to singh for 3+ hours?
>>141986923that's a good question what is heeb to saar relations?just asking questions
>>141986923He’ll do it for the Buiums
Tomorrow will be do or die for both teams. The winner will win he Stanley cup and the loser will only have their cup participation trophy which they already received after winning last round
>>141986977Thanks for that captain numale
i bet the panthers would have swept if they had huberdeau.....
>>141987088Retard
Mcdavid should dump the gf for someone younger and hotter if he wins tomorrow
>>141987228Retard
>>141987287I've been in several mental hospitals and each time I've taken an iq test and I average 133
>>141987228I'm sure he's been working away on a text to bedard and will send it after tomorrow's game
>brassard retiredS, retard ruined my team
>>141985155back to /mlb/
>>141986923You could hear him shitting and farting over the broadcast as he said the word khaira. What even happened to that guy
CHEDsisters how are we holding up? Do you BELIEVE?
>>141975590it's the same guy numbnuts
>the last time the home team won a game 7 in the Stanley cups finals was in 2006 when the randy canes didPanthers bros… it’s over
>>141986177he looks like boo from mario it’s easy to understand
I fucking HATE the Oilers, a buch of fucking scumshits.And yet, they're going to win the fucking cup.
>>141987566Have you considered maybe you’re not the good guy and the oilers are
>>141987578I am a better person than Draisaitl.
>>141984874Based
>>141986128It would be a nice gesture if the team visits that kid's grave after they win.
>>141987566>>141987592>sunbelt finlandOpinion discarded
Wow...just WOW...who could have ever predicted ANOTHER game 7 series in (((gary's))) NHL finals?
>>141987607BVLGARIAI bet you'd hate the Soilers it they weren't Canadian.
>>141987625Hasn’t happened for 5 years you retard
>>141987646Oh, hey, gary, hope you're enjoying counting your goybucks.
>>141987648Retard
>>141987658I could easily beat the shit out of you
So if the kitties manage to win. Where's their parade going to be in? In some suburb?
>>141987658Hahahaha, shlomo mcshekelstein (or at least a jew-cock sucker) has been found out and is SEEEEEEEEEEEETHING.
>>141987671They won't win. They'll be utterly decimated tonight, like it's not even going to be close.8-1 maybe.
>>141978172Why are most of them fat, I thought canada was supposed to be healthier than the USA
>>141987680I said 'if' :)
>The oilers PK is like +1 or 0 this series
>>141978172They look fun. Looks like they had fun. I wish I had fun.
>>141987665>>141987676Retards
>>141987696That look. That look just says it all. I really wonder what happened to the Panthers. It really is just a collapse for the history books. My guess is fatigue.
>>141985819Not true at all. That's cope from moronic Canadian scouts. There's not been a single source on this.
>>141987709
>>141987737Literal fucking 1000-yard stare.
>>141987671A parking lot like Anaheim
>>141987747it is the 1,000 cock stare in his situation.
Man, I SURE do love all of the literal faggot commercials that (((espn))) and (((gary))) flash in front of me while I watch a series that, in reality, would have only gone 4 games instead of the classic (((7 games))) for the sole purpose of gouging the goyim for more shekels.
>>141987758Yes but it's terrible. They don't know what the fuck's wrong with their game and that's bad.Like I said, 8-1.What was the biggest BTFO is Stanley Cup Playoff history? It's gonna get demolished.
lots of anti leaf shitposts might die tomorrow. I dont think Im ready for that. do your job gary
Panturds fans, enjoy your last night on this board. Tomorrow night you will be absolutely bullied off this site>3-0 lead
>>141987793No, it was the year earlier, 9-3, against the panthers
>>141987808Don't worry, we still have "1 since '93" to use for at least another season.
Does anyone know any panturds fans? Might need to get ready to do a wellness check this time tomorrow
I am new to luck puck. What happened in 93?
>>141987846Gary put a jew spell on the leaf teams
>>141987846sheeny curse
>>141987856>>141987866Uh okay, and what does that mean?
>>141987879Gary hates the snowbelt and wants to force a sunbelt sham empire
>Theres only GIVE UP in Florida
>>141987846Gary the jew Bettman conspired with Kerry the fag Fraser to ruin hockey forever
>>141987899The Panthers shouldn't even play the game. Just annonuce a forfeit and save face.
>>141986404cleveland merging with the north stars might be north. flames from atlanta to calgary is north, scouts to denver may be north, denver to jersey is probably north.
>>141987923Retard
adding okposo doomed the panthers
>>141987974He didn’t he play last game
>>141987974*stabs you in Minnesotan*
>>141987923They really shouldWatchout for the Florida fan >>141987955
>>141987986Just like my islanders
>>141987986Only Barkov played last game from the Panthers.
>>141988000Retard
>>141983366Apparently hockey is declining fast in Canada and bringing in jeets isn't helping. CTV did a reporting that it cost about $10k for a kid including travel expenses to get into this sport. More and more parents starting to realize it isn't worth it. Gary's thinking Edmonton winning the cup will bring a new life to this sport in Canada but nobody in east cost doesn't seems to care not in Quebec at least.
>>141988040Deadass the moment Canada stops identifying with Hockey and the money is at risk, Canadian resurgence,
>>141988040>nobody in east cost doesn't seems to carewut
/my/ capn :)
>>141988084Every bars in Montreal are watching the Euro Cup more rather than Stanley Cup Finals.
>>141988040The decline of hockey is a bit overblown. every other canadian kid still plays. my niece had a tryout and I heard 200 kids showed up for fuckin girls hockey
>>141987592Hungarian hating a German was valid like 60 years ago or whatever, lmao get over it
>>141988170Germans are not German anymore and they haven't been German since 1945. Draisaitl is nu-German at best.
>>141988098they dont even come on at the same time retard
>>141988189The bars rather air the repeat than the Stanley Cup finals that's what I meant.
1993...
kitties
>>141988541LOL PANTHERS FANS ARE REDUCED TO BEING AI SLOP POSTERSOilers are gonna win and you fucking frauds owe us all Americans an very deep apology.
cope and seethe gentlemen, cope and seethe.
1993
>>141988471It's OVER..........IT'S FUCKING OVER.....I will tell my grandchildren about how much I hate Florida hockey... from now on.
>>141988605I can't fucking wait to post >2024every. fucking. time. I see an Americ*n flag on /espee/
>>141988632obsessed>1993
>>141988632You would post 2023 not 2024 retard
>>1419886511993
last chance to spawn your own multiverse
>>141988632Wow the true power of Canada.... wow I ain't surprised.
>>141988701
>>141988040What is there even else to do in Canada besides play hockey? Isn't it just a frozen wasteland over there?
>>141988715sounds about right
Ameritards are literally avout to have their only banter taken away from themToo bad theyre too stupid to think of something new
>>141988750homo
>>141988701Das rite bitch
>>141988651???
>>141988651
>>141988729hows russia these days russiabro? you know anybody who fought in the war? do lots of russians watch nhl
>>141988823> hows russia these days russiabro?eh, slowly turning to shit, but that was always the case> you know anybody who fought in the war?nope, but quite a few of my friends turned out to be vatniggers, they constantly bitch about muh evil West trying to sodomize them, it's all so tiring> do lots of russians watch nhlI think there's a surge in watching because Yandex has recently bought TV rights and they've been streaming for free for a couple of years already.
>>141988901dang. well godspeed man, godspeed.
>>1419887501994
>>141988948>>141988651Retards.
>>141988776>>1419887861993 is the last year Canada won the cup, if the oilers win tonight the last year America won the cup would be 2023 retards
>>141988823>do lots of russians watch nhlProbably not, NFL is the only league with reasonable start times in Europe. Watching the highlights, following the standings, reading the news etc. is a different thing
>>141988967Nah we won't be reminding them of the last time THEY won, but rather the last time WE won, like they were reminding us.
>>141988750It's pathetic how the only fucking good hockey team in the entire Canadian country is the Oilers meanwhile Americans combined for 30 straight years of championships Congrats for finally getting a pity win on behalf of Gary himself!
Imagine typing 2023 at an american
>>141988750*
i'm not going to give canadians the satisfaction of us losing 1993. i'll run away to a different general and forget all about hockey
>>1419890512024
In 18 hoursfrom now we willknow theoutcomeandwhether or notcanada or theunited states of americawill get thecup
>>141989087what did he mean by this formatting
It would be kinda lame to make fun of the Panthers because they have no fans nor historic successImagine if it was the Rags instead
>>141989087finna be kino ngl
with finns you lose kek. which sucks because they're frens
>>141989128cats aren't winning jack shit with this racial composition.
>>141989140compared to:
>>141989152The only euros are swedes and germans, the perfect mix
philip broberg sounds like a real bro
>>141989245too bad he's bro only with other bergs
>>141989051>forgetCope I haven't even watched since Datsyuk retired
the final day of 1993posting :(
>>141989051i'll find to what gen you run. i'll find you and i WILL post >2024 when I do
>it was 3-0
>>141975573He's gonna be the next Neil Yakupov
If the panthers lose this how on earth will that org cope?
>>141989636>Firing the the coach >trading select parts of the upper bench
>sound of kettle beginning to whistle intensifies
>pg 5 the day of game 7dead generaldead sport
The single knockout is one of the most compelling things about NFL football, in my opinion. They do it out of necessity - but the unbelievable stakes riding on a single game leads to some incredible drama. I think that’s one of the reasons that the Super Bowl can be so exciting. A few brief hours of sport for all the glory. With hockey, we only get it when the NHL is in the Olympics, or on the chance that the final goes to Game 7. It’s a rare opportunity in this sport - to see how these most elite players will cope when absolutely everything is on the line. It will be really interesting to see who rises and who crumbles in Game 7. You can be a legend forever if you have the game of your life. Pressure can make diamonds, or it can crush you to death. Sorry for all the cliches. I’m just rambling about the situation. I’m pulling for Florida, personally. Hopefully some of them will rise to meet the moment. But if they don’t, then theirs will be a legacy of crumbling under the pressure.
Good morning, /hoc/.>laffs
>>141990082The Soilers already won the cup, there's nothing to discuss.
Good mourning (to florida)
I would truly rather hear about 1993 for the rest of my life than see edmonton ever raise the cup. This is a good sign for oilers fans, as I very rarely get what I want.
>>141990115You're hyping up something that has already been basically happened. The Panters are completely broken and are utterly helpless, the Soilers somehow figured them out from top to bottom. They have no response, they have no fixes just look at their faces at the end of GM6. Each and every one of them, broken. Gone. Given up.They shouldn't even play the game.
>Paul Maurice about to lose back-to-back SCFs and blew a 3-0 series lead.This is good for the Leafs.
How many tonight?
>1993
>>141990314Goals? Probably zero or maybe one.
T minus 12 hours + anthems + zogbot acknowledgement + land acknowledgement + kneeling ceremony + tip until.... Game 7 of the STANLEY. CUP. FINAL!
/hoc/ is absolutely certain that Edmonton is going to win. This has me worried because you guys are completely retarded and know nothing about this sport. Makes me think Florida is going to win.
>>141990329It's over Gary. We have the high ground.
>>141990314Forrest Gump.
>>141990362There is literally no way Florida wins this. None whatsoever. I might be a retard but I am 1488% right.
The last SCF Game 7 overtime was in 1954. Detroit beat Montreal from a goal scored by Tony Leswick. I had to google that one.
Hockey but on clay and grass like tennis. And on ovals like indycar
>>141990448With skateboards. Not rollerskates. Skateboards.
>>141989529Idk they're all very handsome it's hard to pick just one
Funny how hockey on ice is the best sport in the world but hockey on anything else is dumb and retarded
>>141989529Hellebuyck was amazing during the regular season
I’d like to wish a very “god rest his soul” to Wilf Paiement, who most definitely could have been the first nigga to smoke weed out of the stanley cup if he ever managed to win it. He’s not dead.
I want my tits to be electric and leaking milk when the stanley cup is awarded to barkov or chinese mcdavid.
>>141990581
Leon Draisaitl said Bob Stauffer is the most handsome guy in the travel group. I think I figured out his injury— head injury
>>141990612Beautiful boy and he wore 99 better than that retard Wayne Glensky
>The diminutive five-foot-six-inch Polonich was trash-talking with Paiement, when Paiement struck Polonich's across the face with a two-handed slash, which resulted in severe facial lacerations, a smashed nose that required extensive reconstructive surgery, and a severe concussion.[citation needed] Along with a match penalty, Paiement was given the second longest (at the time) suspension in NHL history - 15 games.[citation needed] Polonich sued, and was rewarded with a settlement of $850,000 in 1982; he has suffered with breathing problems from then on.Kek
>>141990644Hockey used to be gladiator shit lol
>>141990644When will they learn?
I want to be beat to death with the stanley cup.
>5'6 vs 6'1
>>141990696A real Canadian. A rare breed.
>>141990775When will manlets learn
>>141990775Based
maurice is a retard
The oilers PK has outscored the panthers PP. This collapse has so many WTF stats
>>141990899Even the laffs knew this
>>141990899
The Panthers would easily win the Stanley Cup if they had my NHL24 created player “Whizbang Steve” who once put up 57 points in a single postseason.
>>1419903142 assists
>>141990932That's what my created player, Slap McNuts, does in a single series.
Oh he's heemed
>>141990947Slap McNuts and Whizbang Steve on the same team would make Connor and Leon look like pygmy marmosets out there.
If the panthers lose I’m gonna go back to watching basketball.
>>141991022Would fuck that cat
I spent all weekend drafting posts for tonight
Stanley is the name of the small magical wizard who lives inside the base of the cup. He only comes out to meet you if you win the cup on your day with it. This is still a closely guarded secret so don’t tell nobody.
This shit better be kino
Good morning Flamiacs
>>141991159Good morning. My coping is currently okay and I am enjoying my morning coffee.
>>141991316I've been giving Spencer Knight all of my booze fueled energy
>>141991334I don’t know what you mean by that but I dig the vibe in general.
>>141991159Good morning
are we going to witness history tonight?
>>141977837>ngers>niggersis shannon secretly based?
>>141991386What about HERstory?
>>141991386Ya
>>141991398Madam President
>>141991386I think so
>>141991334I'll drink a 4loko in his honor
>>141983101in 1993 they got a goalie from the good part of czechoslovakia because shitcago had a retard running them
>>141991022hot
If I was an NHL player I would be a goalie I would play while smoked high on weed LOL
>>141991440He's got noting on Dubas' bottle toss game.
My father has supported Kraken since the 1970s, so when I was born, I wasn't given much choice. I think I got my first Kraken shirt when I was two years old, so my father just decided in cold blood that you were now a fan of Kraken. I don't even dare to think about what would have happened if I had started gloryhunting the Canucks for example when i was younger.The real fandom started with me five or six years ago. Like I said, the Kraken has been my favorite since I was a little boy, but it wasn't the same as it is today. Fandom has turned into love and passion. Despite my young age, I have been following the team for quite some time, but year after year my interest and love for the team is only getting stronger. Yes, you can say that the Kraken is a big part of my life that I can't live without.
>>141991481>>141991481New
>>141990314i hope he gets 6 points in a loss
>>141989140>>141989152not enough fins and americans on the oilers confirmation of loss
>>141991386History is misogynistic. And McDavid is a tranny. So it's XIRstory.
>>141988040For every poor kid in the suburbs, there’s still another 5 hardworking farm boys with rich parents that live in bumfuck Alberta.
