Dont worry Hrvatskas we will beat Spain
>>141977520I don't get it
>>141977520I hate this shit.The rule is you are whatever your dad was, that's how colonising works. No multi-nationality bullshit.
>>141977565If Croatia loses she will side with Albania
>>141977565Women side with invaders if invaders overpower the locals
>>141977648Women are all traitorous whores thoughbeit
>>141979177They're loyal to Chad
Batu Khan's genes are still visible after 800 years
>>141979211vgh...
>>141977520are all balkan women this pretty?
>>141980504with make up? Sure
>>141977648Wouldn't that make English people French?
>>141977520Yes you will, I trust albaniabros>>141980504Yes
>>141980504albanian women are pretty, unlike most balkan women
>>141979086War bridesI hate women
>>141979086They dont even have to wait for a winner anymore. Ukrainian women instantly were given the green light to go get railed by dudes in western Europe. Imagine fighting a war for this
>>141982958You should never fight for women periodThey're unable to comprehed the concept of loyalty
>>141982877They're hit or miss like everywhereYou only see pretty ones on TV so you think they're all prettyThere are plenty of ugly onesThen again this god forsaken imageboard simps for dua lipa who looks like a gypsy tranny so the standards are insanely low here
>>141983026I see albanian women in slovenia, and on average they look better than slovenian women. They also take care of themselves more
do most europeans understand the relationships between the balkan states?i have tried but cant keep them straight
>>141983061I looked it up, there are around 10K Albanians in Slovenia as per WikipediaOne of the notable people was this hideous female footballerhttps://www.google.com/search?sca_upv=1&q=Luana%20Zajmi&udm=2&fbs=AEQNm0Aa4sjWe7Rqy32pFwRj0UkWd8nbOJfsBGGB5IQQO6L3J_86uWOeqwdnV0yaSF-x2jrrv3e_fewYh7LFIpXPaEgNQ1vZHC7aVwStfN-hyt8w9-8wfXBQUsmiCVvE0PW4KZl600KYn4gXfiPdJfXRh2AMoAodchHxv56XRCNsusyVZN6emN9JIl1DtjL2fEtgM9PUAlelGrass is greener on the other side, and you have a pretty small sample all things considered.
>>141983115Slovenes: love Austria/Germany, like Croatia, dislike the rest of the Balkans.Croats: love Austria/Germany, like Slovenia, do not mind Bosnia, dislike SerbiaBosniaks: like Croatia, dislike SerbiaSerbs: dislike Bosniaks and Croats, hate Albanians, reticent toward Austria/Germany, like Greeks, do not mind Bulgarians, love RussiaAlbanians: hate Serbs, dislike GreeksMontenegrins: like Serbs, do not mind other South SlavsMacedonians: dislike Albanians and BulgariansGreeks: like Serbs, dislike Albanians, do not mind Bulgarians, like RussiaBulgarians: dislike Greeks, reticent toward Serbs, like Russia
>>141983379this is so wrong I don't know where to start>WE hate croats more than albanians
>>141983379you forgot that serbs like romanians retard
>>141983379>dislike GreeksIt's mostly the ones from Albania that do because Kosovo Albanians are pretty indifferent towards themAlso>Bosniaks: like Croatia, dislike SerbiaJust don't mix Bosniaks with the general term of ''Bosnians''Bosniak is the ethnic groupWhile Bosnian denotes the nationThere is a significant amount of Serbs that live in Bosnia
>>141983379>>141983556*It's mostly the ones from Albania that do because they're close to each-other and there's tensions there
>>141982774>>141977520Why are they so smug?
>>141983556all you guys need to get over itit's the result of a culture built on being proud of small penises and everyone can tell
>>141983863it’s the result of greece genociding and landgrabbing. And still denying it to this day like Turkey does
>>141980504balkan women age the worst of any women on the planet. once they hit 30 they develop strange boyles, hairs out of their chins, stooped hunch backs, and masculine arms and DEEP voices. would avoid all croatien/srbian/bosnian women desu
The only Balkan nations that love Croatia are Albanians and to some extent Macedonians. Albanians because of the logic 'the enemy of my enemy is my friend', Macedonians because love at a distance is always a sure thing. Others feel some cocktail of hatred and envy towards us or they simply don't care, just like we don't care about them. Croatia's zone of influence is central Europe/ v4 countries, Croatia is extremely popular there.
she looks chinese
>>141977648what if dad was mixedand does that mean WMAF children are white ?
>>141984014that's because of the excessive alcohol consumption
>>141985274White isn't a nationality, it's a term Americans used to identify western Europeans that non-western Europeans became obsessed with.
>>141983379>Croats: love Austria/Germany, like Slovenia, do not mind Bosnia, dislike Serbiaaccurate but i'd go farther. croats are OBSESSED with Germany/Austria. They REALLY want to be German and even have German genes. Croats are extremely stern/strict people...imagine a stereotypical "no fun" german on steroids. Germans are practically like Jamaicans compared to croats. way more chill, friendly, dont give a fuck etc
>>141986250Croats are pretty laid back what are you on about. >Germans Jamaicans compared to croatskek
>>141986278i been there before. Any infraction against the rules even unwritten they LOVE authority/the state. They are extremely strict, do not smile/shoot the shit/laugh. they are VERY hostile to anyone different than them. If you ask them to do anything outside of the rules they will call the police.
>>141986390They sound like snitches, not something I would expect from people from the Balkans
>>141986390yea well I live near the border. Croats aren't like that from my experience
>>141979211Until a bigger chad comes up
>>141983450that's a meme
>>141986250Of all Serbian lies about Croats, this one is perhaps the most bizarre. The Serbs are trying to transfer their insane attitude towards the Russians to the attitude of the Croats towards the Germans, but it doesn't even remotely resemble that for a number of reasons. Croats don't have the same mentality as Serbs at all, they don't believe in any kind of 'brotherhood' between nations but in self-interest, because they are more cold-blooded and cynical than Serbs. On the other hand, Serbs are the pariahs of Europe and they are desperately looking for someone who will be their 'brother' in eternal suffering (Serbs have exactly the female victim mentality, like Jews, Gypsies and Niggers). Croats don't have that problem, Croatia is quite a popular country.
>>141977520I didn't know Croatians and Albanians liked each other. I guess probably because of mutual dislike of Serbs
>>141986250>>141986390da fuck are you on about
>>141986714And Illyrian larp, which I hate
>>141977565Women have zero loyalty
>>141977648With the jews it's the other way around. If you come out of a jew mother you are a jew.If only your father is a jew you have to cut your dick off and fuck women through a hole in the sheet with the left over stump to become a jew
>>141983379>>141986250>>141986590The only reason croats suck our cocks til this day is Ustaše and that we secretly plotted to instantly recognize their independence to fuck with the serbs and russians.
>>141977520Croatian women CRAVE BAC>>141980504no
>>141986250> OBSESSED with Germany/AustriaI think that's more true with older generations, at least I don't encounter that much sucking of german cock as I did when I was younger. Younger generations don't care that much for germany, and more and more of them if moving to the west are choosing ireland over germany
>>141988196Illyrian larp is more your thing. If we larp, we prefer to larp as germanic
>>141988693I mean when Croatians want to justify themselves to say 'Albanian brothers' they bring up the Illyrian thing, which I dislike as there is nothing wrong with being slav
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>>141988712Well I assume we do have some illyrian or generally mediterranian blood in us, since this black hair and brown skin of mine certainly don't come from frozen plains of russia, but I'd say that it's generally accepted that we are slavs, and "albanian brothers" is simply out of hatred for serbia.
>>141988737Technically so do serbs so,,,
>>141988712>as there is nothing wrong with being slavWrong, but croatians are one of the few slavs ok in my eyes, maybe except… ukranians?
>>141988779Sure, I mean considering we speak the same language as serbs, it's only logical we have more in common with them then with albanians
>>141983115>i have tried but cant keep them straightThey hate each other with various intensity. In addition Croatian woman hates Croatian man.>>141989321>speak the same language as serbs.Neither same alphabet nor same religion. Understanding the words didn't help. In addition tourists in Croatia go for the coast, not for the people.
>>141989480Alphabet is different, but the language is the same, you could live your whole life in Croatia, and never see a serb or know they even exist and you'd understand them completely the first time you see them, unless you speak a pure form of one of the other dialects, then you'd have a problem, but you'd have the same problem understanding somebody who speaks standard croatian then as well.>In addition tourists in Croatia go for the coast, not for the peopleWhat does that have to do with anything
>>141988196when did we claim we were illyrian? Illyrian movement? I mean we have alot of illyrian blood like rest of west balkans, there wasn't genocide of people by slavs when arrived. Just gradual assimilation. And it's not like illyrians did anything besides raiding, rebelling and getting slaughtered by romans. Illyrians did great things when they got romanized.
>>141988712Nobody in Croatia today talks about the Illyrians, but what you need to understand is that Illyria was a poetic/romantic name for Croatia during the Renaissance because it was a period in which the ancient/classical world was the ideal. This is how foreign cartographers marked Croatia on their maps, and Shakespeare's play 'Twelve Nights' takes place in Illyria, i.e. in Croatia. The Croatian language was called Illyrian, the Croatian national movement from the 19th century was also called the Illyrian movement. What would be interesting to investigate is since when Albanians claim that they are Illyrian because Albania was torn away from European civilization for centuries and no one ever called it Illyria. It probably started with Milan Šufflay, a Croatian historian who wrote a history of the Albanians. Also, Croats don't see Albanians as brothers, that's nonsense you can read on the internet. Albania does not have the x cool factor because people here see it as a synonym for poverty, arranged marriages, backwardness, Islam, mafia, bakeries and blood feud. You are simply the enemies of our enemies and that's all. I don't see that we have any cultural and historical points of contact with you, Albania is simply too different from Croatia on every level.
>>141989704>Nobody in Croatia today talks about the Illyrians>proceeds to larp about illyrians
>>141977520Of course she wants to only be associated with the alpha bvll winner of a contest. She needs sperm from victors to make the strongest offspring
>>141986250t. serb who went across the pond on a tractor
>>141989704You simply came too late in the region to be called illyrians. By the time you arrived they were basically no illyrians left. This is why you speak a slavic language. Albanian language is linked to Illyrian language, and many of illyrian names (Teuta, Gent, Bardhyl, Vjosa) are still in use today. While of course there were assimilations and mixings, we didn’t appear out if thin air, we descended from somewhere and many studies link us to Illyrians
>>141983379Why do Albanians like no one?
>>141989811>By the time you arrived they were basically no illyrians left.Well there was certainly someone left, and as I doubt we just killed them all, it means they assimilated into the population. Cities like Dubrovnik originally started as defensive fortifications against invading slavs, so there was somebody left for sure.
>>141989867being an ottoman vassal state the longest and forced to be more ottoman than European will obviously ostracise you. Albanian women are quite pretty though ,but get fat really quick
imagine giving a single shit about some slav drama. couldn't be me. should have nuked that shithole and sunk it into the ocean in 95.
>>141989887question: do some serbs living in croatia identify themselves as orthodox croats? would this even viewed as acceptable? in mixed marriages are children choosing to identfy with the country they live in and hiding the different parent?
>>141989887>so there was somebody left for sureromanized illyrians. Which were completly assimilated into croats(and italians) by 19th century
>>141989731It seems that you have problems with reading comprehension>>141989811Croats are Slavs, there is nothing left of the Illyrians on the soil of Croatia because they were Romanized and none of them thought of themselves as Illyrians in the 7th, 8th or 10th century, but they called themselves 'Romans'. Only the name remained, which had a revival in the Renaissance, which I have already explained why this happened. But simultaneously with the renaissance appearance of the Illyrian name, pan-Slavism arose in Croatia. Therefore, even then, Croats did not see themselves as Illyrians, but as Slavs. Let's clarify: Illyria is just the name of the territory where Slavs/Croats live.
>>141977648False. Spics will never be Spanish.
>>141977520classic for w*men
>>141986390t. Padoo Patel who was upset that locals chastised him for shitting on the beach
>>141989924This.
>>141989952There are some who do, but I don't think there's much of them.>in mixed marriages are children choosing to identfy with the country they live in and hiding the different parent?Mostly, it's not something that you necessarily hide, it's just that you don't go around preaching about, at least not as a kid, since kids will bully you for whatever reason, but later in life people more or less will tell you if you ask. Not sure if things changed for kids right now, since I was a kid long time ago.
>>141990017He is a Serb who fled Croatia in the summer of '95. Literally everything he says is a lie, the man is a psychiatric case who tried to commit suicide. This is probably a kind of therapy for him because here he feels important if people react to him.
>>141990238you sound like you could do with some meds yourself
>>141986463He's fucking with you. Tax dodging is basically a national sport here
>>141990017To be honest it's the white tourists which shit piss and throw up on the streets. Jeets are fine for the most part, but the smell though...
>>141989811>and many of illyrian names (Teuta, Gent, Bardhyl, Vjosa) are still in use today.Because of Enver Hoxha larpNobody used those names before communism>>141989704I am talking about Ultras not all Croats
>>141988712they are barely 50% slav, like serbs. They are far apart from russia:ukraine pure slavs
>>141990321Wrong. Tefta is a very common name among grandmas born before Hoxha even appeared, even in bumfuck villages where nobody knew how to read. Teuta > Tevta > Tefta. Same for Taulant that was the name of quite a few famous people even before the balkan wars. Hoxha pushed those names more but they existed before him.
>>141990259Why, because I told the truth?
>>141990321>>141990404Same for Bardhyl btw, which comes from i bardhë, or "white".My great grand father born in 1924 was named that.
>>141990404>Same for Taulant that was the name of quite a few famous people even before the balkan wars.Oh during the rilindja movement? A movement specifically looking at the past? That was larp as well.
>>141990431If you find those names before 1879 when The Truth on Albania and Albanians was published by Pashko Vasa, then I won't speak anymore.
>>141990466>>141990466>No those names didn’t exist before comunism>Nvm, those names didn’t exist before 1879>Nvm they didn’t exist before *insert arbitrary date here*You’re such a retard. Don’t you know we also had Ottoman/ catholic / orthodox influences during most of our history which caused a lot of names to be Ottoman / Catholic / Orthodox? That being said, a bunch of Illyrian names remained, and only in Albania you can say that
>>141990441People who participated in the rilindja went back in time to rename themselves ?Eat shit jeetoid gypsy. How do you even have internet evgjit muti ?I wish the commies would have entirely ended your race instead of half assing it.
>>141990321>UltrasProbably the most despised group of people in Croatia. I think those Dinamo Ultras are still locked up in Greece and nobody is even talking about them anymore, even though unironically, they did not wrong in that situation
>>141990517Gent and Teuta as common names did not exist before communism, and were not used AT ALL before Pashko Vasa's work. That's the truthNO ILLYRIAN NAME continued to be used generation to generation, they were simply 'revived' '' arbitrary date ''It's the date the first Albanian work claiming Albanians are Illyrians was published. Not very arbitrary. Skanderbeg for example claimed Albanians were descended from Epirotes and Macedonians, not Illyrians
>>141990466>>141990441>>141990321youre wrong
>>141990404Teuta is a given name in Croatia as well, I don't think it means anything. There are also people named Sven in Croatia, but I don't think we are descended from vikings.
>>141990538>People who participated in the rilindja went back in time to rename themselves ?No? Rilindja movement started in 1830 you dumbfuck. And dude look at yourself, you are a fucking diasporoid. I am by default more 'noble' than you for staying here rather than fleeing like a pussy and living with nafris in France
>>141990357I don't think there is such a thing as a pure slav. Russians were raped by mongols, Poles and czezchs by germans, and we raped whoever was here first, and then got raped by turks
-1000- No Illyrian names used by Albanians-1100s- No Illyrian names used by Albanians-1200s- No Illyrian names used by Albanians- 1300s- No Illyrian names used by Albanians-1400s- No Illyrian names used by Albanians-1500s- No Illyrian names used by Albanians-1600s- No Illyrian names used by Albanians-1700s- No Illyrian names used by Albanians-early 1800s- No Illyrian names used by Albanians-late 1800s when Romanticism enters Albania and rilindja movement tells all of Albanians we are Illyro-Pelasgians- I AM BARDYLIS!!!!Wow nice continuous preservation of Illyrian names
>>141990610Why don't Albanians have more of the traditional muslim names, Bosnians are all named muhamed and amir, but you guys seem to have sticked to your original names
>>141980504Balkan women are the worst looking Slavs in generalEven our girls look better than theirs, I was very let down when I was in Croatia and saw their mid women there. No comparison to the women you see in Prague, Budapest, Poland, etc.
>>141990625The myth of a good looking balkan/slavic woman stems from people being exposed mostly to the good looking ones which have married rich and now travel around.
>>141990624bosnians have names like Dino and Elvis>>141990625when I was in germany only pretty women I saw were eastern euros even turks and arab girls. German women are all fridge built square jaw hildas
>>141990650>Dino and ElvisEither mixed marriages or ones living in croatia trying to somewhat fit in
>>141990466https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/BardhiEat shit pajeet. And cook those corns a bit more for me will you ?
>>141990650That's my point tho, our women are certainly far from being the most beautiful in the world and yet they're still better than yours on average.
>>141986250>Croats are extremely stern/strict peopleholy meds kek
>>141990682serb vacations in albania, lmaomight aswell shitpost from Vlore
>>141990548>>141990580You're an evgjit. For those who aren't familiar, they're our version of gypsies that usually live by selling corn or cleaning the streets. They're from India originally and smell like shit. >>141990573You borrowed it from your neige neighbors. Like we did slavic names like Vladimir. But Teuta was kept alive somewhere in the balkans or it would have dissapeared.
>>141990682>Frang Bardhi>Look inside his works>He never writes his name as Frang Bardhi but Franciscus Blancus Frang Bardhi is literally a modern translation, but even if it wasn't, what does Bardhi (White) have to do with Illyrian names? Bardylis doesn't mean 'White star' that is schizo etymology.
>>141990606turks did not rape anyone, there is 0 genetic impact in the region. Check your DNA yourself, doesn’t have any turkic. Also you can check Y-DNA of croats and serbs, lots of them have E-V13 aka not product of rape
>>141990722youre literally dumb fucking cunt.
>>141990726Well my middle eastern complexion had to come from somewhere. And I'm far from the darkest person I know
>>141980504no
>>141990728No, I am someone who actually has studied history, not a pellazgolog
>>141990722>priest writes a latinised form Shocking. What does bardus mean in latin ? Because white is alba, not bardus.
>>141990742native euro farmers and paeleo balkanic were somewhat darkskinned. Light completion came later
>>141990752You're a wild gypsy that needs breaking. I hope some vlonjat will do the needful.
>>141990764Bruh I'm the direct descendant of Mehmet the Conquerer, don't take that away from me
>>141990752no youre an edgy teenager that got blackpilled on pol to shitpost edgy self hating stuff.
>>141990776You are a larping nationalist diaspora who only loves Albania when Euro championship comes on. While I am an Albanian that decided to stay here, study and love Albania for what it truly is
>>141990780>>141990752Are there any remnants of Ilyrian language left?
>>141990742Original euros were dark olive, but a different shade ofswarthfrommena. Look at sardinians they're pure neolithic farmer and the original euromed stock.
>>141990798Not a single sentence in Illyrian was written by the Illyrians. We only have fragments in names, toponymy and words picked by Romans
>>141990764>>141990804>tfw bumped down from the descendant of the third rome to the descendant of a fucking neolithical farmer
>>141979086True and sad
>>141990795I never said I love anything or anyone. You're just lying. I dgaf about the balkans, my wife is jap and I am actually rooting for Denmark this euro. But you're lying about stuff that I know for sure because my own ancestors that never read a word from bumfuck labëria had those names as far as memory goes.
>>141990798Not exactly
>>141990837hes a seething lying brown turk
>>141990837I already said. Find me ONE so called Illyrian name before the work of Pashko Vasa, and I will not speak anymore>>141990855What am I lying about?
>>141990828Chin up. Neolithic farmer Y Dna is the only haplogroup that made it post yamnaya invasions meaning your direct male ancestors managed to somehow cuck aryans, greeks, romans, germanics, turks, and slavs. If you're EV-13 you're basically the descendant of a long line of proud based retards that grugged the most.
>>141990866I have no idea about my DNA, I just know that I get randomly checked at airports when I let my beard grow out
>>141990890Kek. I wouldn't know. I'm very white with reddish wavy hair. Still felt like a negro in Norway ngl.
>>141990828Moscow is the third Rome. You are dark-skinned because you are from the Mediterranean, Turks have nothing to do with that. After all, the original Turks came to Anatolia from today's Kazakhstan and that's what they looked like (slant eyes, like the Chinese). Today's Turks are actually Islamized Greeks, Armenians, Kurds, Syrians and Serbs, Bulgarians...
>>141990845Notice he doesn't mention Illyrians?
Why does Albania larp as european? they're just muslim turks
>>141990920>Moscow is the third RomeJust as much as your farts are the next big cologne kek what retarded statement
>>141990958>tf>tp
>>141990958Albania was considered Europe before the place your ancestors came from was.
>>141990961ramblings of a mad greek priest
>>141990990the territory of Albania, sure, but Albanians are just turks and I don't mean that as an insult
>>141991044In what way?Linguistically? NoGenetically? Not reallyReligiously? Albania is mostly irreligious, less than 10% go to mosques So no, we are not Turks
>that one girl who changes her team to the one her new boyfriend supports
>>141991044What a predictable comment after 140 replies.
>>141991065thats women
>>141990961It's not my fault that you don't know anything about history. The last Byzantine princess Sofia Palaiologus married the Russian prince Ivan, and with that, since Constantinople fell under Turkish occupation, Moscow and Russia became the Third Rome, that's why they have a double-headed Byzantine eagle, and that's why Russia's historical mission is to be the protector of the Orthodox and to liberate Constantinople.
>>141991181But the son of the last emperor of Byzantine empire who had the title sold it to Spain, so technically Spain is Third Rome
>>141986463they are snitches. croatia is not remotely balkan not in any of the good ways. but in the stereotypical brutal/evil way they are...but in the "fun" way, no, they are like extremely officious germam tax collectors and they are proud of it.
>>141991065>>that one girl who changes her team to the one her new boyfriend supportsi love women so much. they're so supportive
>>141986590>croats are cold-blooded and cynical>the kidea that they are obsessed with germany is a lielol. you said yourself that you are cold blooded/cynical. thats what im talking about. croats arent the type of people to break into song, for example. they will just sit there and scowl all night. they are a real drag to be around. if ANY joy or happiness is expressed their scowls will grow 10x bigger and hey will be PISSED OFF
>>141987139Youre inherent evilness and the fact that that evilness is filtered through your desires to be german
>>141991300Russia is an Orthodox country and that's why it got that title. The point is that it is not my fabrication, but that it really was like that. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moscow,_third_RomeJust as Germany was the 'successor' of the Western Roman Empire, (the Holy Roman Empire of the German nation) and they also have an eagle.
>>141988567maybe, but i went to croatia had lots of jewellry on, and was walking up to chicks and hitting on them in my broken shitty croatian during the day, and my ciusins were shaming me for my jewellry and my brave hitting on girlsthey said no we dont do that here. (zadar). i said wtf. they are a VERY meek/strict society - any behaviour that breaks a "social rule" is VERY frowmned upon. fun is basically ILLEGAL in croatia
>>141991044Not really no. Religions come and go and are mostly retarded jewish polytheism rebranded as european or arab nowadays anyway. Albanians are not turks and neither are bosniaks. Bosniaks are turbo slavs that look way more slavic than croats, serbs or bulgarians even, due to lower paleo balkaner admixture. I get that muslims are retarded and disgusting but balkan muslims only share a name with mena ones. It's like equating czech and brazilian protestants the same race really.
>>141988712Yes. there is something wrong with being slav. slavs are invaders from the pripyet marshes of north belarus who were sacrificing babies to baba yaga while illyrians were in the mix with greek/rome etc. slavs are ugly - freaky and DULL. croats are about 30-40 percent illyrian depending on region. i am 40 percent illyrian im ev-13 chad and i am thankful for that blood without it id be full slav and they are vermin of humanity. so im 60 percent vermin and 40 percent human
>>141991613Croats are cold-blooded when it comes to international politics/relations, they are simply more rational than Serbs. This does not mean that they are frowning types who cannot/don't know how to have fun. I don't understand at all why you lie so obsessively about us, I mean... I know you have a diagnosis, but this is still too much.
>>141991728cause its true its not lying. again, i have actually BEEN to ur country, i AM croatia background. i witnesses how people are there. i remember at a village outdoor dinner people were drunk and one man started to sing and ppl looked at him like "u better shut the fuck up right now or else we will kill u"the man did shut up. this is my point about "croatia" as it is so called. it is a joyless society and if one person shows a tiny slice of enjoying life they will be bullied until they are sad again.
>>141991768Kek, take your meds srboid
>>141992025nisan srbin nego hrvat, sorry if the truth hurts buddy. maybe u can go back to frowning and ull be happier after. i cant take my meds for another half hour i cant take them too early. croatians theme song:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GpBFOJ3R0M4misery is the onluy thing u ppl know. sick shit! but my parents propagandized me to the point where i cant find myself rooting against croatia today vs. shitaly so eh go croatia i guess.
>>141992056schizooooooooooooooooooo
>>141992065quiet go to a banlieu and dance voodoo dances with some cameroonese witch doctas u confused boy
>>141992112quick quick quick ! your magic pills !
>>141992130i cant take them for another 27 minutes and btw they barely even do anything they arnt "magic" just stabilize me a bit.
>>141991652It is just a stupid myth, and the claim has as much validity as the Ottoman empire
>>141992248As an Islamic state and civilization, the Ottoman Empire cannot be the heirs of Rome. Everyone admits to the Russians and Germans that they are the 'heirs' of the Eastern and Western empires, only you are pretending to be smart.
>>141983115Keep these in mind>the word "Balkan" is used as a pejorative here, which is why some Slovenes and Croats try to distance themselves from it, instead larping as Central Euros>Serbs, Croats, Montenegrins and Bosniaks speak the same language but larp as four different languages to avoid political tensions because Serbs like to wewuz other South Slavs>Bosniaks and Bosnians aren't the same thing; Bosniaks refers to Bosnian Muslims (descendants of those Serbs and Croats who converted to Islam in the Middle Ages); Bosnians is an umbrella term for Bosniaks, Bosnian Croats and Bosnian Serbs (the country is tri-national)>Serbs and Montenegrins genocided Albanians in the Balkan Wars and WWI>Croats genocided Serbs, Jews and Gypsies in WW2>Serbs genocided Bosniaks in the Bosnian War
>>141977520Makes sense, Croat women used to be Albanian women once upon a time. Now they crave albanian sperm. I’ve noticed Croat women tend to want Albanian men from my experience.>know an Albanian man married to a Croat>a Croat girl wanted to fuck me but it was an in opportune time in my life Also Croat women are better looking than Albanian women. Must be the Slav admixture. The best looking women in the world come from the west Slav countries.
to think albanians and croatians "like" each other is hilarious, they're "getting back" at a "common enemy", but those people do NOT like each other, don't get it twisted.
>>141991698Slav men are ugly, Slav women are not.
>>141990625yep, stay away anons
>>141990002having deep mutt roots isn’t the same as being 1/2 one way thing 1/2 other thing
Janjevci raus
>>141994040This is true, Albanians have no real brothers when it comes to same forefathers. Very interesting to see when you look at y dna.
>>141986250Is this why half of our jokes are about fat švabe?
>>141986250Having German genes is a liability and cuck.
>>141982877literally the second ugliest
>>141994488Your women would be great if they didn't have the tendency to bogg themselves in their 20s
>>141994543>bogg themselves in their 20skek why is this so accurateuntil they hit like 28, serbian women are supermodel tier and then they suddenly turn into some kind of a plastic dumpmaybe its because plastic surgery is getting real cheap nowadays and its popular because of estrada whores
>>141994582I like how Serbian women look but once they open their mouth they sound so goofy cuz Serbian language sounds weird
>>141994626They literally speak your language.
>>141994626Shut your whore mouth upSerbian women have beautiful accentCute as fuck
>>141977648Albania and Croatia get along well and are neighbors. So if her team doesn't win she will root for Albania. Simple as. You guys sometimes go off on a tangent.
>>141994675Yes but the goofy version >>141994683They goofy
>>141977520Literally me whenever Ireland fails to qualify kek>t. Has Irish mother and German father
>>141994734>american geographylol
>>141977648My dad's dad's dad's dad was a Jew so I'm Jewish even though I'm less than 5%?
>>141994914jewish lineage is through the mother, so no, you're not jewish.
>>141983115i cant either
>>141977520this video would be a lot better if she were naked under the croat dress
>>141989704>Illyria was a poetic/romantic name for CroatiaDidn't your people all get raped by the Mongols and that's why they started calling it Croatia after that
>>141990321>Nobody used those names before communismYou are full of shit and using an Albanian VPN. Those Names have been used continually for thousands of years. My great grand mother born in 1850's name was Teuta and great uncle was Bardhyl (which means white Star in Albanian) what does it mean in Serbo Croatian.
>>141977520>>141978900>>141990015Sek tu jam dem baba demPër Kosovo jap shpirtin tem Qosh i pusskës je shqiptar
>>141990466>If you find those names before 1879 when The Truth on Albania and Albanians was published by Pashko Vasa, then I won't speak anymore.You are a fuckin retard and not Albanian at all. Using a VPN or a transplant. Probably a guest worker from India who cleans hotel rooms on the southern coast.
>>141995602>dem baba demOttoman expression >>141995639Seething diasporoid projecting. YOU Are the guest worker cleaning hotels in another country
>>141977520surprised she didn't get beheaded for this
>>141990860>Find me ONE so called Illyrian name before the work of Pashko Vasa, and I will not speak anymoreIf I'm not mistaken Bardhyl was the name of Lek Dugagini's brother or son who battled the turks in Kosova in the 1400's. so fuck off . So how do you feel now? A little stupid I was say huh.
>>141995971>If I'm not mistaken Bardhyl was the name of Lek Dugagini's brother or sonHis brothers were called Progon, Nikola and Gjergj, while his son was called Shtjefën and Nikola
>>141996084sons were*
>>141995892>Seething diasporoid projecting. YOU Are the guest worker cleaning hotels in another countryOk Cristos you can go back to Saloniki now. BTW who are you rooting for in the Albania vs. Spain match today.
>>141995512Let's assume your 'great grandmother' was born in 1850She probably had your grandmother/father by 25, so that would mean your grandmother/father was born in 1880, which would mean your mother/father was born at most in 1920, which means you are somehow born at most during WW2???Am I supposed to believe that?
>>141996251Greeks are native to south Albania whether you like it or not
>>141983610o vlla ma ka bo bullizëm nje kastravec nga Shqiperia hajde tek >>>/int/balk
>>141996442e ke meritu
I don't think I have ever even spoke to an albanian but for some reason it's the only European country I hate, and not in the /sp/ banter hate kind. Morally they're very ugly people and their diaspora are on par with gyppos in the way they scheme and leach good nations.Well besides (((englel))), that is
singles I play Mount and Blade Viking conquestsdubs I watch the gayme Asspain Albania
>>141996582play the 1259 mod on bannerlordfun af
>>141996685Viking Conquest is more fun desuAlso I have bannerlord but I want to play it at a later time
>>141996754bannerlord is still pretty raw but can be fun with the right mods the base game is a total snoozefest for the most part
>>141996900My PC can barely run the base let alone mods
guide to balkans: all areas ruled by turks hate each other but have more in common with each other across borders than they do with the areas not under turks in their own country. they ruined us. and you didnt stop it. you stood and watched. the west must be destroyed.
>>141996754did you do the quest with the iberian mercenary
>>141996900>still pretty raw>stillanon... base game wont get any better
>>141997243I think that is in Brytenwalda
>>141997210What countries were ruled by turks and which ones werent?
>>141996084I didnt follow, what are you two arguing?