EURO 2024 GROUP B>Saturday 15th June21:00 Italy 2 - 1 Albania>Thursday 20th June21:00 Spain 1 - 0 Italy>Monday 24th June21:00 Croatia ?-? ItalyProbability of qualifying for last 16 after from Group B after MD2:Spain: 100%Italy: 88%Croatia: 33%Albania: 17%Reminder to keep it comfy, crust and ludopathy
>(#SkySport) Il presidente dell'#Inter, Beppe #Marotta, ha assistito con il presidente #Federale #Gravina all'ultimo allenamento dell'#Italia pre-Croazia e sarà "vicino" agli azzurri anche nell'ultima gara del gruppo B di #EURo2024Ah ok now I get it
nihao
negru
>>141991475>>141991472HOLY FUCKING KINO
>>141991475>Italians eat FischstäbchenKek, surprisingly based
CROAZIA (4-2-3-1): Livakovic; Stanisic, Sutalo, Pongracic, Gvardiol; Modric, Kovacic; Pasalic, Sucic, Kramaric; Petkovic. CT: DalicITALIA (4-1-4-1): Donnarumma; Di Lorenzo, Bastoni, Calafiori, Darmian; Jorginho; Cambiaso, Cristante, Barella, Chiesa; Retegui. CT: Spalletti.
I have a bad feeling about tonight
>>141991475Kek this mogs spaghetti's line-upsAlso you're literally a poorfag if you don't think shitaly wins in slippers 2nite
>>141991592Why does Sborretti hate Fagioli so much, Cristante is genuinely a gigantic shitter and he's getting more minutes
>>141991592>Cambiaso as a right winger AGAINwhy
>>141991592I'm betting fifty bucks on Cazzetta dello Sport pinning the blame of the early exit entirely on Chiesa and Cambiaso
>>141991628there's some old man femurs to break and careers to put an end to
>>141991362Why do footballers always keep such amounts of cash around their house?
>>141991655ADL will spend extra bucks to put the kurp on Di Lorenzo with all the drama he's been causing tbf
>>141991657At this point it's better to play like Mancini or Gatti then
>>141991671>it's a 4-1-4-1 but it's actually a 3-5-2 if you just change everything about the line-up because I can read Spallettus' mind
Luciano Sborretti
>Spaghetti isn't a gigantic retard
>>141991760yeah, nevermind the fact that the whole squad had like half a week of training schedules together to fully grasp those change of setups
This is such a mickey mouse trophy that even in shitaly loses by 2 goals (won't happen) they're STILL qualified unless Sgorbania beats spain which won't happen
>>141991651if he plays on the left (unlike the “4141” of the last days with di lorenzo and cambiaso on the same side) then it’s a 352. the question is why darmian and not buongiorno? why that cristante-jorginho midfield?
>
>formation says he's a right side midfielder>NO HE PLAYS ON THE OPPOSITE SIDE I'M RIGHT AND EVERYONE'S WRONG MO I GET CONFUSED ABOUT MY OWN SCHIZO TACTICAL THEORY
We found him... the real Ultimo Uomo™...
Juventus legend Weston Macconi
>>141991797That's fucking crazy honestly, but you just know that Albania will take the lead and concede like 3 afterwards, it's like when Costa Rica was beating Germany at the WC
>>141991816it’s the first post i write here. i said IF. instead, if cambiaso will play on the same side as di lorenzo, then spalletti si even more handicapped than i thought (almost an impossible task)
Kek brozoshit will get mogged by GODginho
>>141991864kek!
>>141991725Its actually a 5-3-2
>il filo subredditThis is who you write your papyrs to
>il filo subredditMandria?
>il filo subreddit>mfw
>Berardi in a Jj-themed bumper carTo paraphrase one of the great thinkers of /seriea/: 'kys Grimtoli'
>>141991967
>>141991967I'll always remember the "kys Belgio #2's dad"
>>141991817I can imagine and smell the posters from this pic
>di lorenzo againkys grimletti
Cercle Brugge
/seriea/ needs a reality check. >gambler>gravina forces to call him up after skipping the entire season>plays 60 minutes of a friendly at half speed and has to stop training for two weeks>spends the night liking slags on ig >0 international experience>never played a high stakes match in his entire lifegee I wonder why Spalletti won't field fagiolino.
>>141992083>never played a high stakes match in his entire lifeCome now, he's very familiar with high stakes
>>141992083Sure, better to play Cristante and his incredible piedi di legno that almost cost Italy its qualification to the tournament
>>141992083mo /seriea/ is all jumerdini
But I was born in November and not April?
>>141992134yes and it's about time you face the fact that in his current conditions even alex sandro playing as midfielder would be better than him.
>>141992183Me? born in the same month as Duccio
There was literally 0 need to bring up Alex Sandro in this thread
fagioli must play simply because he’s the only one in this team of runaways who can actually stop a ball within a 5mt radius it is that simple
If we win I'll fap to Kolinda
buciano knows it's better to go through as third best
>>141992223also kino last name
>>141992233this
>>141992197Sure, Zaccagni also needs to start over Chiesa and Bonaventura needs to get called up as soon as possible, le meme experience is the only needed thing after all
>>141991475Was Chivu better than cafu? According to maldini
New Egypt and Indonesia capitals when
>>141992276t. currently wearing orange and a Dutch flag as a cape
>>141992134Cristante have the good old quality of being a fucking tower and having a good header shotThat's very important in meme international calcio
i think he’s trolling
https://x.com/Don_Friedkin/status/1804620272516935960
>>141992310I won't trust Sborretti until he plays Gatti then
>>141992276What's the name of the Romanian one?
>>141992359Too meme to work out of allegrism
Foreign media is bullying us because of Sangiuliano
>>141992428deservedly
>>141992443Yeah but it won't help with the added bullying we'll receive tonight
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VOGLIAMO SCOLPIRE UNA LAPIDEINCISA SU L'UMILE SCOGLIO
>he reminded themFugg... I was THIS CLOSE to getting a sneaky win...
>Dialogo aperto tra Juventus e Nizza per Khéphren Thuram // Juventus have opened talks with OGC Nice to discuss Khéphren Thuram deal t. Romankhamon AgrestputBELGIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
>>141992598Having saved that, I now have enough Giuntopics for him to warrant his own folder
>>141992387Marisa Laurito
>>141992618Based fellow Giuntolifolder haver
>>141992083>/seriea/ needs a reality check.More like the FinoAllaFine discord
will Buciano have the dignity to resign after tonight?
>>141992619For a moment I was happy, but only for a moment.
>>141992653>would a donkey dressed in a suit give up the suit even if he shat in it?
Mo shitaly won't win tanto a poco
>>141992653he will still have to play the ro16 even after that loss so I hope he does not
In the vein of Pusha Z; I'd like to present 'Chef Khéph' to the nickname committee
lotsa deleted posts itt
GEEEEEEEEEEG /serieass/ rattled
La maglia… azzurra! Siam pronti… alla morte! Noi siamo… L’Italia! Chi siamo? L’Italia! CHI SIAMO? L’ITALIA!!!
>>141992848SAI CHE SIAMO LA MAFIA
Che fren Thuram ahah
>>141992848
>>141992598>another box to box midfielder after Luiz HuemiltonBut why
the jannies deleted so many of the fiocretino's posts that the last thread can be bumped again jej
>>141993151Blud thinks he's Federico Mercurio :skull:
>>141992524I won't
>>141993151Victoria hit the wall
Damn Khephregno is a giant
>>141993151Pif and Paola Ferrari are engaged now?
>ynr Paola Ferrari's pic without makeup
>>141992980Motta hates quality players
>>141993151Holy tracollo batman
Fun fact: A lot of Dutch laptops have this special tray to warm up your stroopwafel.
Teun Stroopwafels
>>141991967>EU Flag>US Flag>Jj Flag
>>141991592this isn't the line-up, replace Petković with Brozović
>>141993151Would have never guessed who she was
Rabiot’s burglary?All albominio
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b59rxDB_JRgNosferatu (directed by Robert Eggers and starring Willem Dafoe) teaser trailer is up
>>141993151> avril lavagnagonna go to her concert
i smell like shiti have a beard that i look like an ISIS terroristand i'm eating more and morehow do i stop me from the most absolute degeneracy
>>141993151Is that seriously a fucking Eren tattoo
>>141993764Nice. Too bad for the cgi.
>>141993899Fasting
>>141993899>i smell like shitDo you have running water? Do you have a shower and/or bath? Well do the needful, it'll take 10mins>i have a beard that i look like an ISIS terroristDo you have an electric shaver or a razor? Do you want to keep the beard, trim it or get rid? >and i'm eating more and moreIs someone tying you to a chair and forcing the patatas bravas and whatever else you people eat down your throat? No, you have the agency to stop so stop.
>>141993899Leave Spain and go to Australia, you'll discover another type of degeneracy that will outdo this one
>>141993993>Spanish people>AgencyThey're driven by instinct, act on their impulses and really are the epitome of meditteranean laziness
>>141993899Pick up your bike and ride uphill until your legs and or lungs explode
>>141993899Eat celery and radishes, that will stop your fatass very fast
>>141994051The Dutch are driven by the instinct to slurp Surinamese semen.
>>141994246Source?
>>141994246Does your mind often dwell to the slurping of coloured men's semen?
>>141994051This is why duccia goes on vacation to Spain, that animal magnetism y’nowhatamsayin
>>141994246Coming from a country of actual inbreds and saying that is crazy
>>141994246How many years has Scotland been allowing the English to run things again?
Int & Discord hours
>>141994246>voted against his own independence
>doubting faglingz
>>141994246In a time of deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
luciano spaghetti
Cacafiori
>>141994246almost, a union jack would have legitimised the insult
Roby baggio dal dischetto SPIAZZA TAFFAREL NON È FINITA
>Spain fielding all the subsLuckily Albania is so shit and will never win.
>>141993764Pretty cool
we should be able to draw with Croazia r-right?
Chances Italy goes through if 3rd place
>>141993993>it'll take 10minsIf you take less than 43 minutes you're doing it wrong
>Sky saying 3-5-2Di Lorenzo bastoni calafioriDarmian barella jorginho Pellegrini dimarcoRetegui Raspadori
>352 confirmed
Best lineup apart from Di Lorenzo.
>>141995593What a retard. Bastoni is the best at going up on the flank and crossing (legit top 3 crossers in the league), calafiori used to go up through the middle with bologna. Why is he tryharding it? He wants to dab on inzaghi and motta?
>>141995593It's actually over, Sborretti better show that this shit works really well or he's fired in not even a week
>Samardzic to Lazio hopefully>Manchester NegroI don't think its going to happen
why cant scamacca play with retegui like he does with lookman. raspadori is completely uninspiring
>352>no Scamacca/ReteguiI swear to God this pelato is taunting me
>>141995695I think his plan was putting Acerbi in the middle of the defence and build from that, but since he's injured and Spalletti doesn't trust anybody else to play in the position everything went tits up
>>141995811Buongiorno reminds me of current Acerbi, maybe needs some personality but the characteristics are very similarMaybe even more reliable to play with a high line
>4-2-3-1
>>141995727I unironically think greenwood is more likely than the zingaro but both together would actually make for a good mercato. Stengs deal seems like its ded since feyenoord want only want Isaksen to exchange.
Croatia is going to play with:no strikerno wingersno fullbacksnothing but centrebacks and midfieldersI've never felt more miserable in anticipation of a match, never felt more devoid of energy the only hope is we save ourself the embarrassment and at least draw, maybe something will change after the tournament because this insanity is just killing my will to live, literallyI just want it to be over
>>141995919>Sucic>Kramaric>Pasalic
>>141995919You guys have a chance, Spalletti has had a schizo dream and now he's playing a meme-tier lineup
>>141991520Based
>>141995970man there is no chance, look at this line-upI'm going to end up watching the match like an emotionless mute just staring at the television set asking myself why they let this happen, it's not even a problem with losing, if we tried to win, gave it our best and lost it would hurt but I wouldn't feel borderline suicidal as if nothing matters
>>141995918Manchester wants Napoli's Osemen and they can exchange their slaves but who knows
>>141995949>Pasalic60mt.grimtoli
I actually want to know the thought process behind playing Raspadori over Scamacca and Chiesa, as well as not benching Di Lorenzo after that horrid performance against Spain. I mean, Croatia have older and slower players, but this is just weird.
>>141995593I’m genuinely impressed that spalletone found a way to make an even worse XI than the previously rumored one
>>141995593Bvll for benching kikko
Yeah, thereAnd here's Croatia:CROAZIA (4-3-3): Livakovic; Stanisic, Sutalo, Pongracic, Gvardiol; Modric, Brozovic, Kovavic; Sucic, Kramaric; Pasalic. Commissario tecnico: Zlatko Dalic
>>141996160The meme one from the OP is genuinely better kek
>>141995593Unironically the best lineup so far (apart from Raspardeschi)
>needing darmian and bastoni to cover for di merdenzogrim
Mancini Buongiorno BastoniWhy is it so hard you fucking bald fuck
Albania (4-3-3): Strakosha; Balliu, Ajeti, Djimsiti, Mitaj; Ramadani, Asllani, Laci; Bajrami, Asani, Manaj. Commissario Tecnico: SylvinhoSPAGNA (4-3-3): Raya; Jesus Navas, Vivian, Laporte, Grimaldo; Merino, Zubimendi, Olmo; Ferran Torres, Joselu, Oyarzabal. Commissario tecnico: De La Fuente
>>141993172
>>141995593>dilo in the back 3>darnyam wingbackim expecting lellegrini on the left and raspahesky on the right in a 3-4-3
>>141996265>Hysaj benchedkwab
what is the hype for Retegui really? he looks average and doesn't score often, Scamacca is better
>no ChiesaShitaly triumph 100%
>>141996323Does he even have any hype?
Warra start Frattesi with the 3-5-2
>>141996296he was the worst alb player in the last match
>>141996334Reminder that every single Euro or WC Shitaly won with Jewe players starting vadually eas eedballef
just saw the lineup, it is mediocre, less than mediocre, but at least it makes sense as a plain 352.
Zubimendi plays
>>141996265 you guys think Italia could win against this Spain?
>>141996539
Aspetto qui, aspettoIl temporale aspettoChe questo caldo arrivi alla fineE mi faccia dormire
>>141996581Yes.
CALCIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>RAI sports fields them like thislmao
>>141996539>>141996715Instead they're going to sign a shitter like Thuram
>>141996780Nobody knows how are they supposed to play kek
Ready for this 0-0 semen slurper
just wanted to congratulate the zingari, hope they'll at least manage to beat the mountain jews and get to a quarterfinal.
>>1419969571-1 and Raspardeschi will score his only goal in the tournament
>there are people itt that unironically believe Italy won't finish the group stage in fourth place
>>141997050Mom bought me a pair of flip flops today, you know what this means? We are gonna walk it in ciabatte stop doomposting
>>141996780Kek kikko benched by an injured Disminchio
will I still get to see Tiziana Allah standing alone in the middle of the pitch before the matches start if >we get eliminated?
'batta 'tioned
Tummy not hurtingI hope it doesn't start hurting when the game starts because I don't want to miss anything from it
>everyone thinks italy is going out100% win then, shitalians are ALWAYS wrong
>Darmian - Di Merdenzo Bellanegru would run circles around Fravdiol
you just know Pjaca is scoring the winner from the bench.
Tonight we find out if God is real
Simply don’t rate Rasperdoro
jokes aside is there anyone that actually thinks Croatia isn't winning this?
>terroni are back with the antijinx
>>141997356RAI and gravina shills, but desu even remedy looks doomed
Pre-emptive >sutalo
all right fras, we are almost there, let's try to take it easy and don't make silly mistakes
>>141997356You unironically don't chew soccer if you don't see that the shitalian rose is so miles above the croatian old fucks that whatever MUH MODULO bullshit that spalletti does becomes completely irrelevant
hahahaha raspadori with 1kg of shit in his pants
17' Pasalic56' Kovacic67' Retegui 82' Petkovic
>>141997420exactly, people keep talking shit after the spain match but we literally lost for an own goal.
If the referee was Scottish, his name would be Danny McEeley
total zingaro death
Reminder Italy has a 96% chance of going through.
there isia single player that doesn't look like he's shitting himself lol, even Barella.
Ngl fras your team looks like a bunch of jobbers
>>141997585Mo barella needs to be singled out
Did no Italians want to go to this game? Stadium looks 80/20 Croatia
>sky saying 4231if true pure retard kino inbound
/serieass/ is ALWAYS wrong so I just bet 350 euros on italy winning
There are only 3 million of these pigs, remind me why we haven’t taken Istria and Dalmatia back? Wave after wave of Pugliese assault battalions would break their resolve
>darmian and dimarco on the same flankSomeone check Sbalett's bank account tomorrow
Kek how does caressa keep getting these NT games to comment, he's obviously an anti-NT bvll
>no juve players in shitaly's starting XIFORZA CROAZIA
Donnarumma will have a LONG evening
so it begins
>its been 59 years since italy last won an international trophywtf bros
Why doesn't Modric just shave it off
lol Spalletti doesn't know how to play a 3atb system that isn't just catenaccio, should have just stuck to his 4-2-3-1 and pray.
>Italy has only beaten Croatia 1(ONE!) time in their history and it was under Mussolini/seriea/ sisters...I dont feel so good
0 Italian teams will play in Europe after tonight
>>141998044D V X M V S S O L I N I
how many Di Merdenzo moments should we expect tonight?
Lmao does Rimedio have a cold?
>>141998151He's gonna play well against slow white boys
Actually painful to watch
Oh look JUST LIKE I SAID the croatian old fucks are too slow to defend on the wings even against abomini like dimarco and di lorenzo
Why is church on the bench?
lmao look that midfield, what's the point of having 5 players if you don't press and just park the bus.
>>141998305bones hurt
>>141998286yet they're the one on our trequarti. actually embarassing
Awful start
>Spain: 1-0 Ferran Torres
>people here thought that B taem from Spain isn't enough to beat fucking albania
spain are scary good, I dont want them to win it all fras
Look how easily they can find the wingbacks because they're used to play like this
cmon bastoni
modric is fucking old
Pellegrini should have been benched alongside Di Lorenzo btw.
>>141998472Shitalians are automi, but don't say to me!
>calamerda
wtf does california do?
dear god it's like watching Allegro but without the ass
Imagine what mathijs de ligt would do in this italian defense
Now if only they could cross
Barellas hair stylist is really doing him dirty
Retegui and Raspadori are useless so far
Retegui and Raspadori are useless*Fixed it
>>141998657who?
oh God it's the dutch ref cop
Pelle and Eder were so much better than these current shitters
retegui fucking spastic also out of gas already kek
Should have tried a volley
1st time that shit rigatoni
>>141998881But guai a dirlo
>rasponi
Classless zingari swine, should stop the game until those begging filth are dragged out
both teams are shit
Raspadori is so ass man
inb4 Finnbro pops in and says that wasn't a yellow
finnbro would never
>>141991475how good is Rummo Pasta really? give it to me straight italianons is it worth it?
is Merdinho even capable of passing the ball forward?
Retegol is cooking
>Pastoni
hehe
>sticks
>BASTONI>SFINTER
>bastion
Mo gabbia wouldn't have scored there
*heads it at the keeper*
should have scored, perfect cross
Fucking lucky nigger ass keeper
Remedy is going to lose his voice before the end of the match ;_;
How the FUCK can croatia be even less athletic than shitaly
Unbelievable.Geert Wilders’ PVV is now officially distancing itself from the term “Great Replacement Theory” saying it’s a “dangerous and unwanted conspiracy with connotations to Nazi ideology”.Bunch of cowardice sell-outs.I sincerely regret ever having voted for you.
>>141999263Croatias 3 midfielders have mote international cap than Italys starting XI combined
Pellegrini and Jorginho in the same midfield is a crime against Calcio, out Folorunsho in
>>141999263they're like 45 on average
Kek what a tracollo modricHe's basically the croatia version of the buffon tax
This is one of the shittiest Italian NT in history
De Ligt doesn't start for Oranje but would literally be the best player in both these teams but covfefe if you say it
ALLLLAAAAAAAAHHH
>>141999442Gvardiol clears the entire Dutch defense
>covfefe Please tell me thats not a real word
how the fuck do you go from 2002 italy to this
>>141991475>girella and not Barilla
*gets high pressed by croatia*
>>141999571Warra victory that 2002 shitaly team
Spalletti looks more and more like a fish out of water
god damn di lorenzo
Fun fact: ever since chernobyl there are no more fish in germany and that's why they eat sausages
>>141999571Demographic transition. It’ll only get worse if you don’t ask Francesca out and make some Ferrucio’s.
Does Pellegrini offer anything besides slightly above average set pieces?
>>141999895then why spain has a good team?
>>141999973Dr. Fuentes
why is OfMark so incredibly shit with the NT?
I fucking loathe Di Merdenzo so much
Di Merdenzo is so bad the zingari don't even bother leaving someone to close his flank and yet nobody in our team is capable of raising their heads and notice that he's completely alone.
sbaletti should play more riomma players to get a rigore
sidepass backpass backpasssurely it will eventually work out
>>142000245When he gets the ball he always stops running and passes back, where are th fast players goddamn it
how are italy so bad?not saying croatia are great now, but jfc, this plays like a serie B team
>>142000296we're winning 0-0
this was Bellanova's match
nothing fancy, nothing disastrous, I'm happy
how fucked is italy without barella
They're doing fine other than Dimarco.Side centerbacks should come forward more often so I'd maybe sub out Calafiori and move Bastoni on the left.
Mo this isn't the typical match that will be sbloccated by frattesi
Fucking capobastone should've scored that
this temu ad is the chinkiest shit i've ever seen
>>142000462Shop like a billionaireeeeeee
>play for a 0-0>Croatia will score from a duck of ours>Shqiptars win 2-1 in stoppage timescreencap it
+fagioli to win the game
>>142000376>di merdenzo >fine
>>142000358Spalletti hates him
>>142000331/seriea/ will tell you it’s because of the lack of Juve players and the preponderance of printer players
Italy is playing a European Championship or World Cup match without a Juventus player in the starting lineup for the first time in more than 25 (!) years.Federico Chiesa has been exchanged for a 3-5-2 and Nicolò Fagioli, Andrea Cambiaso and Federico Gatti also start on the bench.
Mo scamacca wouldn't have scored
Inter players are shitJewve players are shitRoma players are shitNapoli players are shit
>>141999973Who has won more major titles in the past decade? Italy or Aspain?
>>142000659What about Atalanta players?
>>142000659>buhaiola not includedBased
>>142000659Serie ass is shit
>>142000671who has missed more wc qualifications?
Those are some BLUE eyes
Also look at how better the team plays without kikko
>>142000518Ha was fine on defense and shit on crosses but it's not like there's anyone better on that side in that. Bellanova's feet are even more fucilated. With Dimarco you expect him to be able to cross otherwise you might as well put a stool on that side.
>>142000671Thoughts on this Scottish rose?
>>142000753You might as well not turn up if you end up losing to Putler’s Russia and then the subhuman Marrocchini
>Dimarco is 0/4 on ground duelsJesus
>>142000859yeah this is why we jobbed against a fucking fruit salad
>>142000807Nice until I spotted the tattoo. Speaking of Putler’s Russians..
>never watched Bellanegru play this year>still wants to voice his midwit opinionmore assists than Dimerda
100% frattesi scoresScreencap this
Mitt kiesuccio
>>142000807where are her legs?
>>142000879Haven't watched serie ass this year is he always this disabile?
>>142000910Would have lost against Portugal in the next round anyway, Macedonia of the Nord did >us a favour
>subs off the only one able to create anything
>they still haven't figured out Frattessi and Stretcher can't play in the same midfield
>>142001128>2 mezzali can't play in a 3-5-2 midfield
>mezzaliHe really thinks he's Sacchi...
>>142001147>surely this time it will work
/serieass/ whining nonstop about the first half even though they just had the best first half defensive performance of any team this euros
>>142001213Lose weight.
I think its time for serie a to apologise to Di LorenzoHe has had an excellent first half
is there any famous croatian food or is it all copies of serbian and italian foods?
lol when Did Merdenzo is free they don't pass it to him, when he has Gvardiol next to him they always go to him.
kys di merdenzo
DIMERDO OUT
>>142001243No pacy negrus to sodomize him
dimarco sucked so bad first half
>>142001213current croatia is a pub team, this is equivalent to english fans celebrating their 1-0 against a dogshit serbia
>di marco>learned foot based bocelli
did pellegrini get injured????also playing for draw is insane.
era
Babshshajdfndmmdkdd ahhahahahahaha
100% era
lmao we're done
warra retard
>FrattesiMeme-tier player
Clearly shoulder
nice job frattesi. when was he subbed on?
clear eraprescritto used to sfinter referees shat the bed oc
>subs Pellegrini because he comes back too much>Frattesi drops inside the box and plays handballLMAO
Mo gigius doesn't save it
>printer blockishigshuygecuyt
ERA
now wait for Albania to score 2
cant believe this shit
>>1420015407 mins ago
>sfinter players
>>142001565Spalletti masterclass
not given in marotta league
>modshit
He only saw the sequence once and instantly deemed it penalShouldnt you be more certain before you make a call like that
GIGIOOO
GOATTTTTT
DAVID GUETTA BROSNOT LIKE THIS
its over anyway
È finita
>>142001707
what a shit team, I don't want to see a Sfintere player ever again.
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this team is embarassing
>I didn't even have time to shitpost
Muh but sfinter players are le good, fucking clowns
>>142001768HOWEVER
lmao its over. fukken retards,
Italy is qualified even in loss, right?
Tbf GODarumma but then paperumma 10 seconds later
how many saves can he make, fucking defense
>MerdoniI'm going to gut the next sfinterista I meet.
fucking darmian useless bag of piss i hate prescritti so much
>>142001007cough
>>142002042Depends how the rest of the games go
this team is more embarassing than gigio's creeping pelata
>>142002042yes
well chasing for goal is better than to defend it imocmon italy one gole is enough
>>142002042they can still make it because of the meme format, yes
Bravo Bastoni kek
>>142002042God i hope not, this absolute abominio must end ASAP
Italy went from maldini, cannavaro, and nesta to this
>Sfinter players:skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull:
Di Lorenzo sleeping there
>NOOOOOOO CHIESA SAVE ME
DIMARCO OFFItaly can win now
Chiesa is about to pop off on these slavs.Remember how he saved Italy in 2020
BEPPE SAVEEE MEEEEEEEE
>>142002126This, losing is actually better than winning or drawing if you think about it
Fucking bastoni, fucking retard
>>142002165>maldini, cannavaro, and nesta>0 sfinter playersvolume
>inter players
Doesn't look like the Printer block goes anywhere outsite of Serie A if not against shiptar bricklayers
25m for di lorenzo btw
>>142002273I'm thinking very hard about it right now and can't seem to wrap my head around the intended meaning.
the only good thing to come out of this Euro is that sfinteristi will have to hide in the sewers again.
THE LITTLE MAGICIAN THE LITTLE MAGICIAN THE LITTLE MAGICIANTHE LITTLE MAGICIANTHE LITTLE MAGICIANTHE LITTLE MAGICIANTHE LITTLE MAGICIANTHE LITTLE MAGICIANTHE LITTLE MAGICIANTHE LITTLE MAGICIANTHE LITTLE MAGICIANTHE LITTLE MAGICIANTHE LITTLE MAGICIAN
>>142002273Buciano is cooking
>>142002334That's the best/cutest marmotpost I've seen ever!
>>142002395Thanks!! Glad you liked it :3
In all honesty, why hasn't El Shaaraway seen any minutes? Can't be any worse.
why in the fuck are Italy attacking, a 0-1 is enoughfucking HELL
>Chiesa in>Italy starts going forward for once
>>142002435Remember the prompt you used to get that artstyle?
>>142002435faggot
croatia defence sucks. cmon italy i want to believe
fagioli or no win
The bald Certaldo negru STILL hasn't subbed Cambiaso in
>>142002462not after Albania does a miracle
honestly if italy were a healthy, honest and decent iq country sfinter would be playing in serie c
Only Cambiaso + Fagioli can save this team
Fuori Pellegrini dentro Frattesi e ci siamo.Stiamo meglio in campo con questo modulo e si vede.
>bastoni
>albania '93>albania '97 (P)whatch it happen
>>142002473I haven't written it anywhere but I'll see if it's in my Bing account history when the game's over ye
>>142002519I will hack off my dick if that happens
>>142002565One can only dream...
>trying to score a goal with Giorginho and 3 centrebacks that don't attacklol lmao even
>horginho and di lorenzo making the attacking passesreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>142002565Sborrerei
>>142002334Goes to show how Inzaghi is the best Italian coach
>>142002565Please
WHy does Chiesa always have that look in his face as if he randomly found himself in the middle of the road and a car is fast on crash course towards him
>>142002595have you picked your eunuch name already?
scamacca in plschiesa gud sub
I'm just glad Spaghetti is fucking off so we can have an actual coach that doesn't rate himself as a phenomenon
I’ve seen some stinking performances watching Italy and this is right up there.
from>Buffon>Cannavaro/Nesta/Zambrottato>Donnarumma>bumshow
we need an era
>>142002701pick one for me, Luigi
>>142002695that's what playing in current year italy does to you
>>142002725>howWiretappers just HAD to ruin Italian football
Mo Scamacca, Fagioli and Cambiaso in
retegui still on should get your coaching license voided
what does frattesi do? his only impact so far is a penalty
if Jorginho doesn't get subbed off in the next ten minutes I'm going to wait Spalletti at the airport.
phuuh darmo
>>142002814No one's ever know, not like he's ever actually contributed to anything
What even is the system right now?
Darmian is just so mid
>>142002814trust sballeti, 2 more crosses
>>142002695Cocaine
I forgot Raspadori was still on the pitch lole
>you know realize that limone managed to win the league with these shitters
>Darmian in charge of shooting>Di Lorenzo's blood is still not spilling outside the Leipzig arena???????
Italia bros....you're kinda shit desu :(
You now remember finnbro shilling Fratesi for his 'physicality'
somehow Italy can advance cause of the meme tournament third place rules
>>142002814Reminds Spalletti of Perrotta but he forgot the reason Perrotta scored all those goals under him.
>change coach>Italia still shit
>>142002910>limone managed to winNot just him... heh...
the worst thing is that nobody admits they fucked up, everytime they misplace a ball they look at their teammate as if it's their fault, the sfinter players most of all.
bring scmah and beans on you ugly bald subhuman
STOP OPENING UP SO MUCH OH MY GOD
World cup qualifier core
Sto cercando di ricordare come abbiamo fatto 3 anni fa, ma vedo solo ricordi annebbiati. Probabilmente siamo stati drogati in massa e non è realmente successo.
Imagine scoring 0 (zero) goals agast a Sutalo-containing defence
Kekking a beppe asking for 20M+ for frattesi
Sutalo looks like an incel version of Nico Gonzales
Frattesi is currently 3/10 completed passes
>>142002910beppe marotta and gabriele gravina* managed to win
still time for fagioli to save italy, spaletti
Ivanusesso
Putting crosses into the box? Imagine if there was a 6ft 4 striker on the bench in good form who’s just won a European tournament instead of a fucking midget 5th choice Napoli forward
3rd place in a group filled with gypsies
>>142003016chiesa+spinazzola+sculo+england being serial chokers
Someone screenshot sballet and his 2 assistent, that was hilarious
>>142003105We were actually playing well
>>1420030964th*
If we really must have a midget I'd rather just get Gnonto at this point
>>142003095mo he scored some goals in qualifying vs transnistria and the sami nation
Is Chiesa an elite or just another pretty face?
We dont even have set piece takers anymore
>>142003157
Keeeeeeek shitaly refballing with the dives
>Scamacca IN>Cambiaso still nowhere to be seenDestini are very deboli today
>>142003190I laughed
>>142003160yeah with spinazzola in, then we lucked out and england would've still won if they didnt choke
>>142003160Pass it to Spinazzola and let him do his meme runs and cut inside isn't exactly "playing well"
We don't actually deserve to get through
in b4 a late counter or even more retarded Donnarumma cominf up for a late cornerCAN'T YOU IDIOTS INTO MATHS
Do you reckon Barella, Belotti and Chiesa are related?
di lorenzo u retard
Imagine getting outworked by a fucking 47yo Modric
>>142003297YesEdit: Oops, read it as >retarded<
Oh no he's desperate
I'll never shill raspagod ever again
>making experiments with an elimination in sightNo wonder he's never coached MY club
>>142003340Baby fenomeno in shitaly
the under 17s won the euros 3-0 in the final, just use that team for WC quals
>Darmian leftbackI hate Spalletti even more than the Fennel
>All these German flagswhew
>>142003358>elimination in sightBUT IT ISN'T
>le canuck u17 posterNonce or just a fag
>no Cambiaso>no FagioliI swear that this bald retard prefers playing Folorunsho
Pogbacic
>2 losses in a row in group stage>still qualify
is chiesa the only one willingly to play a game of calcio in this team?
>>142003450if only he did
where do I watch the game
>>142003399Customers in pizzerias all over Germany having to wait for their ordered food right now lol
Geneuinely emberassing tournament setup that a team like this still is allowed to pass the group stage
>can qualify in 3rd placewho made this rule up, embarrassing
Yeah but at least Calafiori didn't start SotE at midnight
>>142003523telly mate
>scamerda
>>142003450Folorunsho is a workhorse how can you even compare him to Fagioli who's the total opposite kind of midfielder lol
Italy didn't really lose
Zaccagni was the only one that did something against Spain3 crosses btw
>>142003450>he thinks Fagioli is better than Folorunsho absolute dipstick.
>Zaccagni and Elsha died for this
German Serie D tier
Darmian nlt even running anymore
You now remember the Croatcel shitting on Brozovic as he bosses today's game
BEANS IN
Yeah but at least we didn't call up Orsolini
>>142003572I live in a 3-inch long rathole you racist fuck
>medium hair with that absolute state of a hairlineJust why
>>142003666says more about our midfield than anything
>>142003610Is this really trueLMAO
Mo faggiuoli doesn't solve it
>>142003723Same thing with your attack not being able to go past sutalo
I can't even make fun of Spalletti raters, the bald retard never had any
FAGIOLI IN, MAKE ME PROUD
>10 minutes>ok fagioli win the game with no time
>Fagioli's hair flapping like wings:skull:
>>142003842You now remember Allegri bullying Yildiz into cutting his hair
Blocco Juve managed to win Bernardeschi a Euro, meanwhile blocco cina...
>Di Merdenzo CBCroatian goleada incoming
>nigga name is FAGioli
Do Italians realize that conceding a 2-0 could prove fatal for their Ro16 hopes?You can't just risk it all for a 1-1
>>142003723They did this to spains midfield
If Fagioli scores I'll unironically get a train to Iserlohn and kill the bald negru
>>142003842>>142003882Wrong pic
>>142003909I'm fucking losing my shit, what is Spalletti fucking doing
absolute state of this defense
Calafiori has utterly mogged Merdoni and is 4 years younger.
I blame the overly-tattooed coatti
>fagioli's first pass almost sets up a goalfuck spaletti
>>142003975Honestly I'm just glad he's been good yeah
Why are they panicking so much. They're through with this result. What a fucking mindlet team, just like its manager
>>142004036>They're through with this resultno they're not, they're at Portugal's/Turkey's mercy lol
Not even fennel's worst NT looked this embarrassing lole
*has nothing goin on in his head*
I want Barello to go around headbutting all the weak minded sissies like Bastoni after the match is over.
>>142004036Though if you end up 2nd you get to play against us, as 3rd you'll have to play against Portugal or (probably) BelgiumWe're easier to pass desu
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I swear to GOD I'm going insane
fuuuuuukk
>>142004095>German can't into mathsgo on tell me how anyone in group F is third with 3 points and a good GD
Chiesa deserves better teammates, embarassing
Reminder: DNA matters, history matters
Bench bastoni, frattesi and the other inter tarda, unbelievable
from totti, del piero, inzaghi, and toni to this
>>142004095Look at the goal difference. If Czech win turkey becomes 3rd with a worse gd
>>142004095>Montella exposing the metrosexual bald fraudwould be kinda based desu
The worst thing is that he's not even going to resign
>>142004235why did you list the shit players
beansposters vindicated, looks better than barella and frattesi even after 7 months neetmode
unironically would've been better to have called Ciro and Belotti because the argie and scammy simply cant do it
I've never seen doubters getting BTFO harder than thisalso Rimedio can't pronounce Ivanusec
For once, Italians today will have to take the Albanians as role models
an U21 player is the guy with most cojones on the pitch, and there are people that unironically rate Bastoni.
>>142004296>shitI didn't bring up Vini Jr
>>142004305Now try him for 90 minutes when the other teams isn't gassed
Brozovic so epic xD
Pelato di merda>>142004211>Muh Inter faultNo dumb nigger, when did Bastoni played in his actual role? Never because there is Cuckafiori.
>>142004389mono is shit yes but we are talking about Italia
8 wut
>>142004444>Calafiori >can play every role in both 3atb and 4atb>Bastoni>becomes an eccellenza player if not playing in one specific position he should go play in serie C
>AAAAAHHHHH I'M BEING MADE TO PLAY 10 METERS TO THE RIGHT OF WHERE I NORMALLY PLAYBastoniraters are pathetic
>>142004444Calafiori has actually played unlike Bastoni, who missed a sitter and fucking sucked
>>142004579>Bastoniraters>>>/x/
>>142004529do you actually think totti is bad? he's done more than any brazilian for the past 20 years
krande cagafiori
Mandzu spotted :)
>>142004444We might now see the incredible bastoni without Calafiori covering for him
bel giuoco status?
I want to physically hurt at least 7/11 of this squad.
>not starting beanz
Italy just can't win against Croatia, never have before and won't today either, why is that?
>>142004741We won against them during WW2
Business idea: Donnarumma with a manbun
>>142004741they semen slurp harder than us with added balkan war grindset
Sorry Italy bros :( Was hoping you’d guys make it
Netherlands qualified.
>>142004618Totti is good at being handsome and scoring cucchiaios
>>142004781>winning against literal nazi servantsDoesn't count desu, Hitler probably ordered them to lose to boost Italian morale so that they could maybe start becoming more useful in the battlefield
I'd like to point out that El Shaarawy is good only in these situations of total chaos at the end of the match and yet he subbed in Zaccagni
can't wait for people to shit on our forwards when they haven't gotten a single serviceable ball again besides that one Retegui header deflected into a corner kick.
Frattesi and Bastoni are more dangerous than crack
>>142004789With whose hair
apologize to calafiori
LOL
We are back
CALAFIORIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
>>142004908You can thank me later
>celebrating
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LAZUIOOOOOOOOO
Del Piero tier
MALDINFIORI
Yorkshire Laziale and Brasiliano, I apologizeToday I will NOT hate Lazio
commenti ? COMMENTI ?!
TIRRRRRR A GIRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
corto muso'd
Sorry italy bros but we will have to kick you out
GODCAGNI
Calafiori is literally our best CB.
Calafiori redeemedDel Piero vs germany esque goal
Mind telling me again who assisted this goal?
GOATCANI
Calafiori is unironically the Maldini regen, best defender we've seen in twenty years.
>>142004444Hey retard, where's you bastoni demmerda?
BUCIANOOOOOOOO
good match after the croatia goal
sto cazzo di gol e stato belissimo
>>142005297Did you know that he was trained in Switzerland?
>best Italia player is a Lazio player
Fuck these shitters I want out -Cagafiori
CALAFIORI TI AMO, GIUNTOLI SAI CHE FARE, SONO COSI CONTENTO
chad always win
>they really thought that a manager who lost 4 times in a row to pioli wasn't shit
>we're going out against SwitzerlandOh no
Rimedio actually cried didn't he lmao
You will kneel
>>142004444go get raped in a MilANO subway
i will never cut my calafiori hair
I made the “Laugh at Italy” thread to try and reverse Italy’s luck…you can thank me….
Durello bros we're up
nothing to lose arc starts now boysFORZA LAZIOOOOOO
Ustase status?
Throw your cups on the plane back home you zingari pigs gooodoooo
>>142005335juve block of him, church and beans best 3 players on the pitch, hard carrying the shitters of a certain blue and black team
I said Motta would bring us the Penta, already started by giving us a world class CB for 2030.
I got banned for calling them gypsies
after that own goal, Calafiori is the hero, now he will play like Maldini
>>142005668Infoibati
Inter players are shitJewve players are shitRoma players are shitNapoli players are shitLazio players are good
>>142005668Buck-broken.
Get spalletti out of my TV lol
>>142005668relief
lmfao Spalletti can't even admit a Bologna player saved his career
This dude was in the U21 like two months ago, this is incredible
>celebrating a '98 1-1we are so done
>>142005869well, he's a cuck, what do you want more
croatia lost the chance in the albania game
>>142005873almost like Italy never lacked good young players and never will, just good sporting directors and managers that let them play and make mistakes.
>>142005712>certain blue and black teamFunny how this colour combo is also shared by THEM and the fraud team par excellence: Atalanta
>>142006000This, with good staff for youngsters can give Italy a world class team
>>142006120>with good staffIt's over
>>142005712Church misplaced every single pass, Faggiottoli did literally nothing like Jorginho whom he replaced.
Ban frattesi from football fields plox
chiesa was very good.
>>142006194Hop off the copium lad, your players sucked and nothing can change that
thank this man for the win:
shoulderlets: the ultimate untermensch blocco prescritti: the next tickets figc has to buy them are those for birkenau
>worst italy retiring modric
>>142005668tito smiling in heaven
>>142006255Barella was fine, but the others were actually dreadful
>>142006255>your
>Calafiori suspendedCaralho...
>>142005397NEW
>pre-match sballetti saying he can't pull out jorginho because he's the only one that can do what he doesnow that the dust has settled what does jorginho do?
The shittiest, most abominable performance of all was barella's btw
>>142005861post the smug catto croatia. you shit talked so much you must
goddamn, did he give it his best
>>142006382the Italo-Brazilian Arthur
so everyone agrees zaccagni and fagioli and chiesa have to start, yes?
Thanks to Donnarumma too, he did everything right
>>142006400dimarco and frattesi worst tonight. reteguy ghosted too much too
>>142006422>you shit talked so muchwhat
>>142006426GET KWABBED CROATCEL
>>142006400lol no, Bastoni, Dimarco, Di Lorenzo and Jorginho were far worse.
>>142006311also the second fagioli was subbed in, we started playing actual CALCIO, with vertical passes and the rest
>>142006521before the game. or was it not you?
