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doyers
first for Zack Hample
>mest
kekkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
>>141999234My pirates ):
sixth for the cubbies!
my brewies :)
I fucked cubspie
mestiners
>>141999620pain.
>>141999462I'm peepin this post!
My Atlanta Braves and Ted Turner are saving baseball
Someone hates the cubs so much that they dressed up like a girl to “own” them? I’m confused
>>141999234I wish Ronny hadn't torn his ACL. Would LOVE to see him play 2B over McNeil right now
>>142000727Cubspie is a cute girl
Remember yesterday how I said it'd probably be a while before we saw Polanco again? Pretend I didn't say that.
Jaysbros we are so back
love da mets
ᵇᵉʳᵈˢ
All Star Game voting needs an electoral college. When you vote, you'll be asked who's your favorite team. If that players gets the most votes from that fanbase, then they win one electoral vote. The player with the most electoral votes will earn the start.
>>142000727Cubspie…
>>141999620FUCK YOU
Cubspie was supposed to my cute, quality posting, baseball loving wife. Now apparently she's sleeping with randoms like some floozy? We were supposed to cuddle with me as big spoon while watching baseball. The pleasant smell of her hair and her soft pearlescent skin forcing me to succumb to my lust. While still spooning I'd bury my big throbbing cock in her boipucci all the way to the hilt. I'd thrust in and out of her tight hole, whispering sweet nothings into her ear between her cock-hungry moans. Her thrusting back onto me and me into her with rapidly increasing speed and force eventually I explode a massive hot potent heterosexual load deep in her boiwomb. I leave my now half flaccid member inside of her while we continue to watch the game and laugh at the gay Berds.
Does /mlb/ like this jersey?
>>142002068Sounds good.
I like win the Dodgers winI don't like when the Dodgers loseIs this really so hard to understand?
>>142003534No it's ugly. For that that money they have you'd think the dodgers would spend some to pay a good designer.
>>142004041*For all that money
Are all of you really porn addicts that are going nowhere in life?
>>142002588Let's give her a chance
Berds
>>142004336Yea. 28 alcoholic with a shitty apt. I make about 1k a week but spend a lot on alcohol and car insurance(dui) I don't really watch porn, mostly hot scenes with Kirsten dunst or Vera farmiga. I like Shakira too if I'm feeling spicy. My favorite baseball team is the mariners
Contreras is back today. 3rd in the lineup.
>>142005439>when cardinals appear gayngels are nearKek
Indians
my barvies are going to gape the fagbirds :)
Don't worry, I'm here.
>>142006710i wish my barvies would get the gaping instead ;^)
>>142006763you'd love that, you big fruit cup
>>142006826you betcha!GO BRAVES!
>>142003534>DojaasuDoesn't really have that same je ne sais quoi as "Doyers."
Polanco just bounced bliss to the bench. I liked that little niggi like you would not believe
TURNER WAS OUTHIS HELMET RIGGED THE ENTIRE GAME
>>142003534can i wear this if i'm White?
>Boreswing during Euros and Copa
shop a cards hat on that bitch
>>142006710gay braves kektranny chop
>>142007559Only reason I'd watch Copa is to watch the USMNT lose.
>>142006728Retardyals
>>142007871Troll
>>142007871own ya.
>>142006662>Seething over the name
faggotnalskek
>>142007559Any random MLB game today will have a higher attendance than that shit lol
Yeah, that’s the stickiest stuff I have ever felt.
>>142007905>>142007972Kansass shitty kek
>>142007559
Kansas frauds btw
>>142008138umpbros...how can we even compete?
>>142008133Thats enough man
>>142008082feel this sticky stuff *cums on ur hands*
That sound that Ohtani makes when he hits a homer........https://youtu.be/uin0fq0RM98
>>142008138never saw the uefalona era live, but that's fucking grim
I fucking hate soccer so much it’s unreal bros. Who is/was the biggest faggot like this in baseball? Arod comes to mind off the top of my head, playing the victim constantly.
>>142007491Absolutely not! That is appropriation of a culture that is not your own and it causes untold amounts of harm and grief!It's fine if you're black, though. Yasuke samurai banzai!
*sucks ya cock*
>>142003534why can't the mets get a chinese heritage jersey?
Jealous niggas will look at this than seriously tell you she is only with him because he's "rich". Bro she has more money than him.
>>142008930Thank you for chiming in today, gay louis!
>>142008938I wonder how long she'll be making money off her image. She's nor particularly bright or interesting.
>>142008938literally who
>>142008615
>>142008938he could have done better than a trashy white girl, i guess he has low self-esteem
>>142008938Jesus his legs are huge
>>142009119Someone please rape this spazz
>>142009119idiot
>>142009158>I mean… look at the thighs on this kid!Seriously though lmao his one leg is about the size of her.
>>142009158That's not the only thing that's huge
It's over...
cubspie... i want you... i need you...
Kwan murders the orioles in 10 minutes
>>142009772>Ha-lowsIt's BEEN over, bud.
>>142009999He was a potential trade candidate for the rebuild, I'm not talking about this season.
>>142008938
>>142010056this could be us...
>>142010056fake i can tell u traced this!!!1!!
Has the game started? The winning streak starts today btw.
>>142009999checked, it has never been more over than it is now confirmed
>>142006662>Says the deadname>Posts the current jerseyWhat did he mean by this?
>>142010361We're almost there m'sbro. Mariners WILL BE WINNING today btw :)
>>142004336i'm only addicted to weed and board games
time for phillies baybawldid you see Schwarber's speed put the fear of God into the Tigers fielder? that was something
>>142009921That cunt has been spamming gay braves and gay louis and probably gaysconsin for years. She's the reason this place is dogshit. I hope she kills herself.
>>142010461+my mariners.
>>142009772still waiting for the investigations into the Angels conditioning coaches and doctors
>>142010521turned that nigga into a pillar of salt
>>142008938how do the white suburban zoomers who larp as blacks feel about a baseball player getting their sex symbol?
phillies gonna mercy rule these jokers
>turn on the Phillies game><5 minutes later>can confidently turn off the Phillies game knowing it's a confirmed W
>>142010617well this is a nice start
>>142010665found the doomer thats gonna have a meltdown if nola gives up 1 run
>>142010665t. Philthy casual
>>142010665blasphemy, it's never over until it's over
EVERYBODY HITS
for stott, this series needs to be the equivalent of banging a fat girl to get your mojo back
>>142010828does she at least have a cute face and is just a bit chubby?
>ump fucking with jp on the first pitch lol he's going to tilt
>>142008938Jesus christ his leg is bigger than her whole body
Everyone in our lineup is dead. Jesus, so much injuries. Also Preller going to get suspended from MLB, Kerr and Head are injured.
>>142010871obviously. were trying to boost his confidence not make him contemplate ending it all
>>142010889I can see it now
>>142010973ok good
>>142010533>she
>>142008938dis nigga built like foghorn leghorn
forgot i owned a mariners fitted
We're getting 85 from Woo today.
>>142009119I'll never understand yellow fever. The bug people you post are not attractive in the slightest. I have bigger tits than them and I'm not even fat and they wear so much makeup when they take it off they look like zombies
this is such a shitshow
Injuns will win. Believe in Kwan
>>142010665Hello phellow Phillies phan. I see you've been a fan since 2022 so I can confidently tell you to never say that again. You must not know Nola, and I'm a fan of his
>>142008138>>142008370They do that shit in baseball when you tag someone out doing a head first slide into base.
>>142011240schwarber is actually having a really good season
>>142011190>Phillies are literally inside the Yankees Everything's going according to plan bois
>>142011281It's because of the milkers he gets to suckle from every night>pls, I know one of you degenerates have the picture of him and his wife with the big bazoongas out
>>142011263why can't you just enjoy what they're giving us right now?
>>142011266Kek delusional cope. The only sport that comes even remotely close to the shameless flopping of povertydive is basket ball
>>142010533KEEP MY WIFES NAME OUTTA YOUR MOUTH
>>142011388You don’t call the game over in the first inning over a 4 run lead, that is casual behavior.
>>142011410I love how all these webms aren’t the little shitter third world clubs either, they’re the most esteemed teams in eurocuckball >>142011266They don’t and there’s no reason too, are you retarded?
>>142011446>real nigga alert>>142011388>fake nigga alertI'm pumped but you gotta be humble my zoomer friend. Keep your head on a swivel
>>142011515not a zoomer. but after so many years of shit you faggots refuse to allow yourselves to enjoy an amazing season. we're halfway through, they have the best record in the MLB and pic related. the sky is not going to fall. your cynicism is fucking tiring.
>>142011574no one isn't enjoying the season lmfao, just relax about a 4 run lead in the 1st inning
That was some fine Mariners hitting yes sir.
>>142011495It's fucking embarrassing and yurocucks should feel ashamed>>142011266
>>142011601wasn't even me lol. but lets not pretend there aren't those that start calling for thomsons head the second they drop a game.
>>142011667there's no need to spam the thread with divegrass dives to make your point
>>142011702every coach has flaws but he's better than Girardi (you now remember Joe Girardi) and he's much better than Kapler (you now also remember Gabe Kapler
>>142010533Cubs fan here!
>Phillthies get staked to a 4-run lead in the first inning>start fighting amongst themselves
a mental bohmerror
>>142011171and i'll never understand mayonnaise fever
>>142011762I'll stop. I thought the soccer fag would've fucked off after 2 examples
>>142011842but left is actually cuter than right, idk why you used generic looking asian woman #98347639875 instead of generic looking asian woman #236482764872
>>142011842>Me on the left
>>142011842Asian women are more youthful (due to incorporation of onions products which boost estrogen) compared to american women who are hormone megamonsters from all the junk they eat. Also marry an asian women and you get free chinese food for life. Ez choice.
I've lost count of how many times I've masturbated to the cubspie photo already. Double digits minimum.
>>142011929Soi diet products*
>>142011939stop posting about yourself
>>142011842The bug person you posted looks like a plastic doll. Let me guess, she's 4'10 and weighs 86lbs. Wears a training bra and has a Hank Hill ass. >but she's Asian!
>>142011890>but left is actually cuter than rightYou ville have bubbling grease pools on your face and you ville eat ze hormone slop!
>>142011984ok but liv dunne is still cuter than that asian woman, you used a bad comparison
>>142011171post tits
>>142011965No.
Baseball
>>142012030she's not. there are 8,000 girls hotter than her on any given college campus, i will never understand the fascination
>>142011574>>142011601My brothers in Christ, we are to unite here and not fight. We're just saying act like you been here. We will persevere and be in the NLCS against>you guessed it>the Nationals>Bryce will hit 9 HRs in that series
>>142012030She's a 5.5/10
>>142012088> i will never understand the fascinationPersonally, I don't either. She's a cute, petite normal looking white woman; however, to zoomers that's a legitimate goddess compared to the beauty standards in the current year.
>>142012083this, but unironically
>jp singlei'll take it
>>142012056are you a female or a "female"?
>>142012224She's vietnamese
>>142012239that just makes it harder to answer my question though
Polanco is too used to seeing AAA pitches why isn't Bliss playing
>>142012255>Straightest Braves fan
TRIPLE PLAY>TRIPLE PLAYTRIPLE PLAY>TRIPLE PLAYTRIPLE PLAY>TRIPLE PLAYTRIPLE PLAY>TRIPLE PLAYTRIPLE PLAY>TRIPLE PLAYTRIPLE PLAY>TRIPLE PLAYTRIPLE PLAY>TRIPLE PLAYTRIPLE PLAY>TRIPLE PLAYTRIPLE PLAY>TRIPLE PLAYTRIPLE PLAY>TRIPLE PLAYTRIPLE PLAY>TRIPLE PLAY
For anyone watching>>142012298>>142012298
>>142011979her body is incredible
Tigers really trying hard to out wtf the White Sox in terms of the dumbfuckery
>>142012369lol wait that's some ethot or well known person? I figured you just got a random asian woman off google she's just skinny
>>142012398College World Series Final>>142012398
>>142012284Why did the only female give me a bit of a chub
>>142012224I'm a 6'2" heterosexual white male.
>>142012369and she gets mogged by a random baseball player girl
>Copa America on the TV>Jays on the Monitorpeak comfy
POST WILDCARD PREDICTIONS RIGHT FUCKING NOW
>>142012319>>142012397Legit thought the Phillies were playing the who sox. Like the fuck going on over there Detriot?
>>142012454Another team succumbs to the slop fest
>>142012335>>142012408retards >>142012421your neurons aren't fried
>>142012454Blue Jays, Rays, Broors
>>142012445ok but so is the woman you just posted so idk what your point is
>>142012319Game? Webm? I’d make one but I’m sick and phoneposting in bed :(
>>142012446sus bulge
1-3-5 triple playhttps://x.com/FanDuel/status/1805385126513361025
>>142012542https://twitter.com/Phillies/status/1805384147180851452
>>142012460Phillies, Braves, Padres>The NL East? Why that belongs to the Mets of course.
>>142012563I already said I don't think she's that hot ffs
damn 2019 was crazy
the gape louis fag berds
>>142012542>>142012562>>142012319There's no way this is the first triple play of the season. Over 2000 games played so far
gay louis btw
damn stott, great play>>142012749only 1 or 2 happen every year tbf
>pedophillies
BIIIIIIIG DUMPER
>>142011842the bug on the right looks like the mask that buckehead uses
>BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIG DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMMMMMMMMMMMPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRR
>>142012407she's considered one of the three most beautiful women on earth
Zach McKinstry = retard of the week
gapeway arse!!!
>>142012562>>142012615That nigga McKinstry sprinting home like he found a golden ticket lmao
>>142012940
gapeway arse
Don't run on Kirk
>>142012955kek he's never doing another apple tv game again
taint loose assholes lol
>>142013101lol now that's a good one
>woo is kill after 60 pitchesFuck
KWAN AT BAT
>Fudge
>woo dedNO
the gay jewish tardholes
We almost had a perfect game last night
>>142012935he tagged up. tigers got fucked.
It's time to get /saucey/
time to get /saucy/
berds
JT
i'm going to kill myself and it's the fault of tayler saucedo
Uhhhhh
>woo is Kil>sauce throws the ball to Miami >sauce bounces one to the rafters :(
doyers vs white sux>>142013523>>142013523>>142013523
>>142013311>The official strike zone is the area over home plate from the midpoint between a batter's shoulders and the top of the uniform pants -- when the batter is in his stance and prepared to swing at a pitched ball -- and a point just below the kneecap. In order to get a strike call, part of the ball must cross over part of home plate while in the aforementioned area.i'm so sick of the fucking box, bros
>>142013381>>142013381Umm. Why does this look like a prolapsed anus with a massive dong hanging?
>MemeinersGuys look how rad this rally Ray is
>>142013641meds
>>142013669Yeah it's pretty rad.
>>142013669>tampa is...le skateboarding!fucking cringe, is there really nothing else in that stupid city to put on a logo?
maybe the 4 eyed nerd will do better :(
Let's get out of this jam.
wew
>cusb
>gloryholes
>>142013754nb
>>142013727>t. wasn’t coordinated enough to skate growing up
>>142013727>hes seething his team doesnt have a devil ray riding a skateboard
>>142013811my brother could have been a pro street skater, but he didn't like competing
>>142013727>t. was too fat or too skinny to board + doesn't have a team doing cool tingz
>>142013811i actually did skateboard. i could kickflip, heelflip, varial flip, ollie stars (think my max was 7). it was basically my life for~3 years. then i grew up.
>bassitt
>Nola gave up a runAAIIEEEEEEEE
>>142013884rudimentary level tricks, let me know when you can do tailwalks, judo 540s, and 360 kickflip shove its. fucking amateur.
YEAH
>>142013884Then why are you so mad about the logo? Have you not heard of the Tampa Pro?
>>142013884>then i grew upYou need to enjoy life a little more Ms bro. I’m in my 30s with all the “adult” responsibilities but I still think skateboarding is cool and a devil ray riding a skateboard is really fucking cool.
>>142013544>hydrogen bomb vs coughing baby
>gloryholes pull pobitch kek
>>142013884I always loved flat ground tricks and rails/boxes, street skating shit. Never really did any vert.
>bassitt rolled his ankle off a batoh for fucks sakes>>142014026miss this four-eyed fuck a lot rn
>>142013974>TEAR IT ALL DOWN SEASONS OVER FUCKING BUMS I SWEAR TO GOD THIS HAPPENS EVERY YEAR THEY CANT DO ANYTHING RIGHT
>>142014127but enough about the cusb
>>142013544cumsox gonna win 13-3
>Umptards
scuba kek
Serious question: do the rays have the shittiest logo in all of sports? The devil ray was kino, the skating skate is kino. That shit doesn’t look like a sun or a ray of light, it looks like an angry character animation from an anime or something.
>>142014032interesting! maybe you should go back to r*eddit where your kind is welcome
Uhhhh Baltipoor losing to the Injuns????Did the asstros buck break you faggots?
>>142013727Tampa am brah
>risp>polancoGIVE US BLISS
uh oh baltipoor gloryholes
>>142014512the skateboard is gay. it has nothing to do with baseball.
>>142014577>anything I like: based, kino>anything I dont like: cringe, redditmany such cases
where in the cot dam do i watch the college world series?anyone have a generic ESPN link?
>>142014577>mems poster>redditwhat a laugh u lil faggot bitch
>>142014717Teach these youngins right
hell yeah Harper
H A R P E R
>>142014789LIL B
MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP
L I C E H E R P E S
>>142014889calm down thats a last place team
Don't kill Horwitz, he's the only good player we've got
>>142014877
Webm of that bat toss please
OOF
we're talking about the fightins
>>142015028idk why more players don't wear that hand guard, I guess it might be really uncomfortable
We want our Fucking money back! Are you Shitting me right now?>“I haven’t felt like myself yet,” Snell told reporters in Sacramento. "It’s just, ‘We need you. We need you. We need you.’ It’s not like, ‘Let’s get him right,’ and I have to deal with it.">"I want to be healthy and 100 percent and I haven’t been. I’ve just been fighting to rush back. So that’s my take. I’m frustrated with that. And you don’t get the product of what I should be and it’s just frustrating. I want to go out there and dominate and pitch the way that I pitch but it’s more important that I’m out there."Boras and Snell himself told us he had been working out in spring training and he was day 1 ready! That's what they said!This Motherfucker talking bout he frustrated? Rushing you back? He only thrown 23 innings! Rush back from what!? Fuck this Cocksucker! It’s almost July. This dude came into the season unprepared and out of shape trying to get a huge contract, and is now complaining about the Giants trying to rush him back. He’s cashing in $31 million this season and he probably won’t throw 75 innings!
>every time I bet on Harper he doesn’t do shit>every time I bet on Schwarber instead of Harper he has a night like tonightWhy is baseball like this?
BERDS TAKE THE LEAD
>>142015170sometimes you bay more than you bawl
>strikeout 13 times thru 6>still up 7-1
>>142015150no refunds!
BERDS TAKE IT IN THE ASS
>>142015150he should fire Boras ffs. what a shit show
> We want our Fucking money back! Are you Shitting me right now? Boras and Snell himself told us he had been working out in spring training and he was day 1 ready! That's what they said! This Motherfucker talking bout he frustrated? Rushing you back? He only thrown 23 innings! Rush back from what!? Fuck this Cocksucker! It’s almost July. This dude came into the season unprepared and out of shape trying to get a huge contract, and is now complaining about the Giants trying to rush him back. He’s cashing in $31 million this season and he probably won’t throw 75 innings!
>>142015374All birds it seems, Orioles about to get swept by the Indians (LOL).
My braves back to looking like ass!
I need the get fucked lol raleigh
"Hey Snelly, I told you the giants would be stupid enough to sign you"
Uhhh Barfs? Have you considered offense?
THE BIG FUCKIN MEATBALL STEALS A BASE AGAINMY FAT FUCKING CATCHER IS FAST AS FUCK BOY
Fucking retard umps just gave away an extra run. Its all so tiresome
kek barfs
WHEN J ROD DIED I SEEN THE BLOOD IN HIS FACE
Cal Raleigh with a stolen base! How about that /SP/EEEEDTy France should have never been given his job back. He is 1 for 20 since coming back. Put Locklear in god damnit!
>IS...IS THAT A SKATEBOARDING STINGRAY?!>dude that is so fucking RANDOM and AWESOME>i am SO getting this jersey>im gonna wear it with my shirt with a unicorn riding a FUCKING t-rex shooting FUCKING laser beams out its eyes
>>142015747>>142015763mems fag likes children toys
>IS...IS THAT A HOT WHEELS CAR WITH A MARINERS LOGO?!>dude that is so fucking RANDOM and AWESOME>i am SO getting this TOY>im gonna PLAY WITH IT on my HOT WHEELS RACE TRAC SYSTEM
>marsh has great at bat>battling and seeing pitches>strikes out looking >right down the middleI feel like this happens at least a couple times per week
skating ray makes ya seethe?
>>142015540Why bother? Umps giving away runs
>>142015763>hes STILL mad that /mlb/ made fun of him 30 minutes ago>calls everyone that isn’t him cringe againKEK you are very le based anon
>>142015763gauche
Bauman is like bizzaro gilbert
>>142015864>>142015763This but unironically
>>142015944Get a load of this bozo
>>142013311kek this ump's zone is fucking huge
Sex with spammy
>>142015540>it's our year, they said>NL East winner by a mile, they said>WS-bound, they said
Kiermaier actually got a hit for once
>Sex with femboy
>>142016059Yes.
No, I am not watching hockey (3rd world on skates).Yes, I am watching my pirates. Yes, Derek Shelton is mismanaging the game. No, the pirates will not break .500.No, the pirates will not make a playoff because it’s a money laundering scheme.
sex with Bryan Stow
>>142016093all false pirates in the wildcard confirmed
>>142016093you don't have 3+ screens?
>>142016152you are either a vietnamese woman or a high functioning autist pokemon trainer male
Has he entered the discussion of being the best player in the NL yet?
>>142016093got hockey on the TV, my phillies on the monitor, 4chan on the laptopI don't really watch much hockey but a 3-0 blown lead is wild so I'm watching
HORWITZ
>>142016201is that supposed to be news
>menstruation sox
2 RUNS THANK YOU MITCH
It's been a long time since Vladdy destroyed a baseball like that
>>142016226I used to always root for leaf teams to win a cup again, but it would be even funnier if they came close in dramatic fashion just to fail again.
GARVED>GARVEDGARVED>GARVEDGARVED>GARVEDGARVED>GARVEDGARVED>GARVEDGARVED>GARVED
MITCH GARVEREven he couldn't miss 92 middle, middle.
And just after that, Vladdy hits a nuke
>>142016217pretty sure he's 2nd in MVP odds behind Ohtani. A DH winning MVP is gay.
>>142016152Nope, laptop is having issues keeping battery life so I need to take it in (apple piece of garbage). College World Series on the TV, Pirates/ 4chan on phone. Will switch to hockey once the UT game is over
>KJERSTAD HAS HELD A FULL COUNT FOR 10 FOUL BALLS
>>142016330just keep it plugged in to the charger when using it until it dies, I got an extra 2 or 3 years out of mine doing that
>>142016388WTFWTFWTFHE KEEPS GOING
That was close, good at bat anyway
Dave Sims is so bad at action calls sometimes. It's funny calling a ball that "just missed" being fair, actually 12+ feet foul. Fucked up that Grand Salami call a couple weeks ago too.
>>142016445FINALLY A FLYBALL PUTS HIM TO SLEEP
>>142016388Holy fucking shit, is this what it's like for every other team when Ramirez is at bat? That was excruciating.
>>142016493Yeah it happens sometimes.
baltipoor bats last
>ARIAS EJECTED
>>142016322A DH winning specifically the NL MVP would be soulless as fuck
uh oh injuns
>>142016774Ohtani is automatically disqualified from MVP for being DH
>>142016765For what??
>0-0 Doyers/White SuxHigh pressure pitching duel between the two best teams in the mlb
>>142016774He's leading in WAR for the NL even with the stat penalty. The rest of the league just needs to get good.
>>142016862ump called a strike which cost the inning 3-2 injuns/gloryholes
O F F E N S EFFENSE
Bohm Harper rest of MLB cant compete rest of MLB you're done
>>142016862oh well i mean he got mad at the judge and murmured something
>julio "walk" rodriguez
43 pitches before pulling this devinski reliever lol
>>142016954ump* judge jury and executioner*
>>142016964Ugh. Breed me meminers man.
>>142017023Braves fan, huh?
>>142016964He wanted ball 3 so bad though. That's exactly the strategy to get him out, 2 strikes in the zone, either high or on the outer half, then some kind of slider, slurve, sweeper low and away, or a curve below the zone.More runners LOB.
>>142017023post tranny bussy
>Bassitt through 7Nice catch by Barger and that's another positive outing. Bassitt couldn't get past Devers, but he pitched a good game tonight
>MULLINS BOMBS A- A- A FOUL BALLGET FUCKED
we got our own giant now, suck it hjjelllelelelele
always kino to see a rookie get a first strikeout/hit
>>142014477KEK!!
>>142017216>he's 6'4"wtf he looks at least 6'6" on the mound
Baltipoor KEK
>another braves injury Heh.... it truly never ends
/stanky/ time m'sbros
>>142017363for fucks sake, who now?
>>142014477h-hot
My fucking orioles are in shambles ): gg indians.
>>142017363The gays strike back!
>>142017308Even the Phillies com guys thought the kids size wasn't right.
>>142017365MULLET MADNESS
STANK'D.com
gloryholes kek
>>142017062He stopped swinging at every single first pitch and I thank him for that, but that's about all I can thank him for. Need this zesty mf to get hot.
>>142002068Would this idea work?
>>142017381Arcia. May be minor
>>142017392Hey you guys didn't make it easy, I thought we had it locked down after our first three baters got on.
>more dead balls in 90+degree heatCurious
>0-4 since shlacking the stankeesUhhhhh Osbros????
The good old days
>.072 ISODoes your team start a hitter that chooses to bat with a pool noodle or is it just my brewers?
>baltipoor gloryholes
>>142017696wtf is ISO
>>142017696Yeah, a whole lineup of them.
>>142017665t. ergina
>>142017696>ISONEEEERRRRRRDDDDDDD
don't you fucking dare put him in scott
reminder that trevor bauer has had sex with at least one black woman, most likely more than that.
>>142017665Anyone remember based aj pajinky???
>>142017615Yeah they expended all of their energy on the stankees and have been getting gaped ever since. It sucks. I hope they bounce back.
>>142017811NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
o based aj o based aj...
>>142017778Slugging minus average. An ISO that low means he pretty much can only hit singles.
kino
>>142017874oh ok and no, Schwarber is a speedy contact hitter who hits for both average and power
>orange berds
>>142018044what the fuck did he mean by this m'sbros????
smug berd not so smug now
>>142018179>>142018179>>142018179CUBS GIANTS
the battle for the worst team in the AL West
That's the second time polanco has missed a grounder like that.
BLUE JAYS SUCK
why...
Voth, god damnit
aw shit. that's what you get for only letting stanek go one inning. think outside the box one time, scott.
>>142017819>hfw
>gayves v gay berds>femboy cusb v gay antsmanfred i kneel
MUNOZ>PLEASEMUNOZ>PLEASEMUNOZ>PLEASEMUNOZ>PLEASEMUNOZ>PLEASEMUNOZ>PLEASEMUNOZ>PLEASEMUNOZ>PLEASE
CAMON BREW CREW SCORE SAM FOOKIN RUNS
Philsbros, we’re back at the top of the sport
>score 8 runs>15 hits>17 Ksweird game lol
>>142017819based as fuck
>blue gaysKEK
>cum soxAre they this bad or are the Dodgers guarantee world series bound after all?
>>142018557>the ERA column for DetroitUnderstandable.
Ohhhhhh boy
>>142018625>tie game in the 6thThe cum sux are dueling the Doyers blow for blow right now, what are you talking about?
h-haha :(
What a joke.
BLUE JAYS KWAB
>memeiners
>memeinersKEKEKEKEK
why am I even watching, I know how this ends
MY MEMEINERS AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>142012730Purely economic factors, don't notice anything
>white sux bullpen time
>Balk!
>>142019080C'mon do something.
gg red sox
Garrett Crochet just passed his audition to be traded to the Dodgers at the deadline
Schneider looks like a man about to be fired
>>142019320Braves could go for him too
KEK MEMEINERS
>>142019323Cant wait for the bullshit platitudes again
gg Irwin killersthis team's gonna be third place before long
>MsHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
my memeiners :(
>>142019320Isn't he on an innings restriction and won't pitch much at all after the deadline?
Skating manta ray fucks ya!
Oaklandbros...
>>142019080I saw the writing on the wall in May and stopped watching
>>142015864>I say this
Let's go WARD
This rad ray is making the redditiners seethe
>>142019541Likely soWill any GM fall for him and Robert?
>>142019710M'sisters...
And it's over for the white sux already
>>142019323His tenure has been nothing but failure, how many more Ls do the Jays need to take for him to be gone? Montoyo was fired for being 1 game over .500
>>142019710Based ray
>>142019710baaaased baaaaaaaaaaased
>Crochet relived on the mound after shutout baseball>immediately the White Sux give up 2 runsThis team is so fucking bad
OK MARINERS TIMEFOR A NAME CHANGEYOU CANT BE CALLED THE MARINERS AND GET SWEPT BY ALL THE FISH TEAMSIM THINKING THE SEATTLE NEEDLED (FOR THE SPACE NEEDLE AND HEROIN NEEDLES)
>>142020066you guys should sell to the highest bidder with him
>>142020076>heroin Ok boomer>smokes fentanyl to death
>rain delay in Chicagogay
>>142020171Fentcart link up between Big Tobacco and the Seattle Needles. Need it or chief it
>>142020076the seattle seamen
>>142020076Maybe you should call yourselves something cool and rad to filter out the reddit. Maybe the Seattle Snowboarders or Seattle BMX
>>142020223it's willie mays ceremony in san francisco ya stupid fuck
>giving up a home run to tyler nevin of all peoplewtf
i hate rain delays
This team is truly so fucking bad.
>>14202038212 AM game lol them kids ain't going home till 1
LETS GO BREWERSGRAND SALAMI5-3 OFF A HOSKINS BOMB
How come White Sox fans still watch their team? Shouldn't you have anything better to do? You could take up a hobby or watch other things
>>142020530based rhys
MY BERDS ARE THREE GAMES OVER .500!!!
Hehe suicide squeeze against Nats. Nioce.
>>142020753check this one out
>my feesh are going to lose to the RoylolsEver is Marlins baseball, you win some against good teams and you lose some against spiraling teams
>ump gives away free run>lose by 1>nothing will be done about itAnother day at the ump show
>>142020886>You're talking back? YER OUTTA HERE!
My berds are 3 pounds over 500!
>>142020815you wear girls undies
>>142020886qrd?
>>142020857at least you won a game last week
let's go Truckers!
>>142021037Man on first and third with 2 outs 2 strikes. Pitcher throws a perfect strike and then the catcher throws out on the guy at 1 with a huge lead. Ump ignores the strike for the action between 1st and 2nd allowing the guy on third a free run when the play should have been over. Not currently reviewable, team loses by 1
I’m really enjoying the Phillies. They’re my favorite team this year
>>142021012what's gayer?>being a girl>being a cardinals fan
>>142021037the umps have 27 rings
>>142021262You sir have great taste and are a scholar.
How far is Wrigley from the White Sox stadium? The Sox are in a rain delay and the Cubs game is still on.
>>142021335cubs are playing in SF
>>142021362derp. thanx.
>>142021239Just a good baseball play
>>142021313Thanks
baked status?
>>142021335iirc Wrigley is northwestern part of inner city while Penski is south/southwest a lot farther out. Weather may or may not effect both stadiums.>t. been to both but its been a while
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>>142021398What? Getting struck out clear as day and having it ignored is not a good baseball play lol
>>142021620this was first, I shall post in that
nice walk
