Previous >>141990398News:>Stand up for yourself>No fighters suffered from heatstroke last week>Poatan fight week>2 week break coming
ANIME
First for Walkers nonexsistant chin
Volk is looking in his best shape ever
Alexander Pereirovski
Jiri beats HIM?
>>142000967herzawlg needs to hang up his nitrile gloves.
anime
>>142000967Stem cell treatment, megadosing on vitamin c, k, d, magnesium and zinc, hgh injected directly into his jawbone and neck curls biting on a towel pulling the entire stack on a cable machine and he'll be ready to take heavyweight punches like nothing.
>>142001548too bad he smoked marijuana once and now he's completely unsalvageable
>>142001453That is in fact not an anime webm.
>>142000967He's definitely doing it on purpose, he's getting hurt the flopping around
>>142001943anime
>>142001884Pineapple PINEAPPLE
jon kavanaugh is a bad coach and conor was just a flash in the pan talent
Chechen is so goofy
UFC Champion Conor McGregorUFC Champion Eddie AlvarezUFC Champion Max Hollowaydustin poirier
>AAHHH BRAZZA I SNEEZE CANCEL FIGHT! CANCEL FIGHTTT
>>142002693Khamzat tryna mack on that bitch it looks like
>>141999551Hope not. But this looks bad on Pyfer. Too low of a top hair line when the receding sideburns go too far back. Looks frankensteinish. It would look less like plugs if they made it a slight m shape rather than straight line.
who gives a fuck about khamzat, hes a bum and doesnt fight
"Nelk Boy" is an title that gets more respect in this age than chanpion. Food for thought.
>See u soon, BobertSOON
>>142003330>hes a bum and doesnt fightmany such cases
Kelfat Fatstelfat
>>142003330you wouldn't say that to he face tho
>>142003751what would he do, cough on me?
see you soon boy*passes away*
Conor was a weightbully Alvarez was paid to take a dive, Conor never looked like that against a lightweight before or after that fight
Khamzat deserves a title shot when he returns
>>142002503That's ok, adesanya can't win at 185 anymore and doesn't have what it takes to move up.
>>142004065talk to me when he beats a middleweight
Why did he order that terrorist attack on Khabib's church?Why is he so evil?
>>142004167he beat THE Vikram
>>142004244Manlet rage.
Reminder that Jireddit has never gotten over the beating khamzat gave him in training
>>142004409You can't just add reddit onto the end of someone's name
strickland off the couch vs jiri off the couch who you got?
>>142004939jiri doesn't own a couch he sits on the floor
>>142004939jiri doesnt even own a couch, he meditates in his shower (the closest thing to a waterfall in his house)
>>142004939strickland can't even afford a couch
>>142004595Just did
>>142000765
>>142005620That doesn't even make sense, also she's not the only person alive with that name
>>142004939Strickland’s shell guard wouldn’t work against Jiri’s weird ass angles and power shots thrown from his hip
>>142004939Gerry, he is a lot bigger
>>142004409>Not jerritCan't even shitposts right.
>>142004939You know they are in different weightclasses.
*hawk-tuuh*'Spit on that thang'
Yeah I'm gonna say what we're all thinking. Cub Swanson's ugly faggot nerd son
>>142006208Lewis wins the rematch.
Cub Swanson's faggot nerd family
>>142006752
>>142006838You wouldn't say that to his face or his ugly faggot nerd son's face
>>142006869Look how happy Joe is that a black brawler fluked his way to victory against an aryan fighter
>>142006869cope. he gets obliterated by swolkov
>>142006910Seeing a happy family makes me want to cry
>>142006910Hap and Ace would tag team their sister with their BBC in front of them
>>142007030kys pedo
>>142006740no way. source?
>>142007030That's the first thing that pops into the pedo's head. (also a chud, un/ironically)
>>142006910He got civilized
>>142006923This almost looks like porn
>>142007139You have AGP
>>142007280we should all have an Aversion to Gay Pedos
>>142007403AI OverviewLearn more…Autogynephilia is a paraphilia, or pathological sexual desire, that describes a man's sexual arousal from the thought or image of himself as a woman.
>>142007243its the intro to a porn
ilia topuria? just the new alexander volkanovski.diego lopes? just the new brian ortega.sean woodson? just the new max holloway.
Sean Woodson, the new mike wazowski
>>142001159why do you hate heems?
>>142000967He's fucking done, flushville, he needs to hang it up.
>>142007488It's not, if it was there would be some ass shots
>>142007743Prime swanson was a beast b.
>>142007743>>142007826Swanson was never good
>>142007886Heem is a muslim board chudcel
>>142007877he was better than Canor
Oh Sneedy bYou know Ill never let you be freeFrom my daily tormentOr your own AGP
Ok but that wasnt even me,that was just some other dude who called you a pedo...
>>142000765Shaub is a multi multi millionaire
Sure thing Lady Sneed.
>>142008319AGP post
>>142007989>ur irish so i will mention conor
>>142007030you will die a painful, miserable death
>>142008432Ironic from the tranny who will kill herself
poopuria won't be able to pressure max
>>142008782topuria isn't chinny so whats gonna stop him?
>>142008782None of those bums hit nearly as hard as topuria.
Emett status?
do you think jerry has ever had sex?
So will Islam Makchachev say anything about muslim murderibg priests and burning churches and synagouges in his country or what?
>>142009094The bushido code forbids it.
>>142009094Hes a sissy bottom
rei tsuruya fight week, witness the longest reigning ufc champion of our lifetime during his ufc debut, you can tell your kid "I witnessed his beginning"
>>142008408well it's one thing I know about your country beside the fact that you have a famine at some point
>>142009080should just retire reallyhis chances are incredibly miniscule
I kind of don't give a shit about the euros anymore
>>142007936Maybe magomed has been a diva about picking dates in abu dhabi (ducking) because he's hoping someone beats him so he doesn't have to eat leg kicks.
>>142009264soccer is boring
>>142009217Hope the guy on the right didn't get mutilated too badly after this...
>>142000967hem ded
>>142009217For anyone who hasnt seen the hole thing; the shorter guy on the left does an imanari roll and breaks the other guys knee
>>142009094I hope not. That shit ruins a man's integrity.
>>142009217I would be a little nicer to the brazza. Pretty soon, there will be no one left to protect you since Pootin is having so many of you to get -ACKed by Ukraine. Probably wise to just accept Him and convert now, Chekov.
>>142009652really mad this week, was supposed to have cuckler knock this faggot out cold and secure the bag
>>142009080sleeps topuria in a vision i had
>Enters the thread>But /heem/ is dead
>>142009652dana's 2 favorite fighters are both closeted homos that love dick is little bit coincidence brazza
>>142009723>sleeps top-ACK!!!
>>142009482Protect me from what, bitch? From cucked muzzies, forced to live in mountains without soil?
>>142009138He did
imagine if he cared about mma
>>142009080Jobster
>>142009240Why would you retire from a six figure paycheck of hard sparring
The decree of the almighty is amazing. This Ronda Rousey boob sweat was prescribed not only for me
>>142000765Powerslap is the biggest sport on planet earth.
>>142010076isnt it funny how muttmerica, austria, even serbia nad rushia have these eagles as like royal crest symbols?Like Chickenshit nations LOL
>>142007965I think Muzzies are chuds b...
Emmet? Emmet heems.
Emmett paws
life and death with josh emmett after yair killed himlife and death with volk after islam killed himyour featherweight champion
>>142010843You're mad.
turdlip struggled with influenza bryce mitchell
They really gonna make us listen to this faggot
>>142011354>Headcanon and cope.
>>142010812Ai generated looking ass.
Stop revving him.
I don't think enough gets made of the fact that Topuria tucks away a turd in his upper lip while fighting, it's clearly giving him some sort of advantage.
>>142009094That’s what 3 days in the darkroom are for
Terrorist SNITCH
>>142011487Worst gimmick possibly ever
>>142010812the orc screech
Heem coming to terms with Jiri Poohachka being a fucking bum in real time kek
Alex Pereira looks less lost in bottom position than Ilia Topuria did
*GULP*have you ever seen a fighter so terrified in all your life?
>>142011522Almost no one ever replies to you so that's false.
Of all the full 5 minute rounds completed between the two of them Alex Volkanovski won 100% and Topuria won 0%
>>142011573don't get touchy, just get a better joke. I'm not even sure you can classify it as a joke.
>>142011522I wouldn't classify hiding a turd in your upper lip as a gimmick
>>142011593Here's the record amount of replies you've ever gotten
Damn you're gonna hate how much steam turdlip meme picks up leading into his next match.
>>142011593it's not a joke he really does sneak a turd in there
all me
>>142011556this fight could have and should have main evented 303 but one party was shook
I'm pretty sure Lipa Turdporia's turd smuggling is the #1 gimmick we have for the feller. What else? Shook?
lol
I heem everyone in this thread.
>>142011718rude
>>142011718How's camp going Tom?
>>142011718https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=up8N8pkFhNI
So anyway did le humble mountain retard khabib ever pay back the 6 million dollars he scammed from the government during war times? Bradda we not need money we need money for what we just train, eat, sleep...evade taxes, launder money, crypto scam, pray, and train.
>>142011730Just stating facts
Uh oh stinky
Came up with this great joke, you guys are gonna love it.Knock knock
>>142011369Can't wait for him to stutter all night with no charisma
>
>>142011858come in
>>142011858Is the joke that you think you could knock on the door with me twice and make it out the pocket still conscious?
>>142011896Wow that's a really nice coffee table now let's turn on Namajunas/Barber been waiting all week.
how would you cope if this happened to you?https://x.com/HappyPunch/status/1804913786475651578
Cub Swanson cucked Dominick Cruz
>>142011960Kill her
He drives a hecking Toyota!!
>>142011960https://youtu.be/VpDefS3C83k?si=JkIp86-BayxgY8N2
>>142011960Another Jap Wmy dad proposed to my mum in public and got rejected as wellthere's definitely some subconscious "she wont say no if I do it in front of people" thing involved on one end and "love of my life eternalu desu" on the other
>>142012123Guchi's girl is very cute. I also like how modestly she's dressed though I wish it was a little less Puritanical looking.
Bro they keep their hair the same way. They don't have sex with women. They are very close. They take baths together. They wrestle each other all day. They don't touch women, or look at them. They love each other. They spank you for growing your hair too long. They bend over on their hands and knees to pray to Muhammed. They inspect bamhole....Bro, I think they're just faggots...
>>142012123did he make you before or after the fact? did he snap and jumped her on the spot and they're still together to not fuck you up further? describe minutely the breeding session that brought you to us
Khabitch was never gonna take this fight, ever.
>>142012289The one positive thing about OnlyFans is all the leaked DMs that exposed the brazza's as coomers.
a /heem/ genie appears in front of you."Anon, I grant you the wish to change the outcome of a single fight"Your response?
>BRAZZAAAAHHHHHHH
>>142012632Art heems Royce
>>142012632My personal pick would be Islam vs Volk 2
>>142012632khabib vs mcgregor
>>142011556depends if you want to count boxcels as fighters, though i suppose this was more embarrassment than fear
>>142011709Khabib is innocent
>mfw you realize every time its a disadvantageous style contender matchup they either are injured or it's Ramadan
>>142012350I think it was before I was born but after my older sibling was born. He proposed to her in the local pub/clubrooms. Pretty sure it was out of the blue. I'm a bit fuzzy on the details because the other parent was always a touchy subject, my mum wouldn't even speak to him on the phone. Still won't as far as I know. They split when I was like 5 or something. She kept the ring though.
Terroristbib
>>142012632Tony heems Garth with that uppercut
>>142012762Oh yeah, that would have been top kek if it went the other day, literally the whole UFC timeline would have gone a completely different way and how we look at Gooby and Khabib in the GOAT discussion
>>142012805Or unless Belal is promised a title shot then suddenly Ramadan not matter bradda we fite.
>>142012805Name 3 times that happened.
>>142013001how about you name me 5 times it happened
>>142012632Boston Salmon to defeat Khalid Taha
>>142013056How about you name 5 times Khbaib ducked Tony
>>142012632>>142012917
>>142012632OSP defeats Jon
>>142013001You mean 3 this month? 3 in a row? 3 falling on dates with prime numbers? This is like asking for 3 examples of fruit, or 3 types of potato chips. Just 3 bro? Looks like randomly the most recent page of Islam's match history has 9. (NINE) so what the fuck are you talking about "name 3"?
Why is a crossdresser who has sex with men and dogs calling other people fags
>>142013181Holy mother of BTFO
>>142013261Because you're projecting, right? I thought we already solved this riddle spammy.
>>142013264Why are you replying to yourself, madame?
>>142013181How was Dariush or RDA disadvantageous
>>142013320You wear panties while getting dicked down by dogs
>>142013345Dariush would have fucked him up
>>142013345I dunno, khabib killed his own fazza to duck Tony and he turned out to be shit, so no telling what triggeres brazzas to duck.
>>142013181>Oliveira Suffered Cut in Training>Dariush Ankle Injury>dos Anjos Injurywhat did he mean by this
>>142013261What
bobbyFRICKINknuckles
Francisco would have ENDED islam
>>142013441Sneed has autogynephilia, sex with men, and gives fellatio to dogs.
>>142013422And the other half dozen? And the 7 more ln top of that the rest of his ufc career? A d another 4 during his amateur career? All of those opponent injury?
>>142013454That's Bobby HECKIN Knuckles to you kid
>>142013480Oh, right thanks. Its been an minute since ive ben here.
>>142002503imagine how big adesanya's boob would get at 205
>>142013482Does doing poppers before sucking off Lassie fry your brain or was that the pancreatitis
>>142013181Dariush is the one who pulled outCharles is the one who pulled outTwo of those pullouts were on RDA's endHernandez was because of scamdemic travel restrictions He beat DoberTHE Michel PrazeresTHE Francisco Trinaldo
Team shartles pulled out
>>142013387Team shartoosh pulled out
>>142013568Literally opened a new bussy on his face to duck GOATslam
islam is the GOAT of the sport and has nothing to be afraid ofstop scheduling fights on ramadansimple as
brazza we don't eat or drink during ramadan but a lil bit feast every night and gain weight is ok
>>142013694>>142013628>>142013721Excellent posts.
>>142013942P-pure coincidence I'm sure
>>142013942Stop projecting sneedophile, you got banned for posting CP and even admitted it https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/141153358/#q141160780
>>142014125What is even the point of admitting that
>>142014272Xer was methed up and needed to vent
aspinall vs gaziev is the fight to make
>24 minutes between posts
>Cyril Gane>French intellectual Definitely a pedophile
>>142015665fart
*ENTERS the fucking thread 30 seconds after resetting my router for a (((racism))) b&*
>>142015665The sport of MMA has been discontinued We've got 303 that completely fell apart then a wmma main event, a 2 week hiatus and then another wmma gaypex main and then the ufc is concluded
we're watching the heemley cup final
NEIIIIGHHHHHH*whinny*
WHEN I SAY "BO" YOU SAY "NICKAL"BO!
Penis Master Mike Bisping
>>142016280There's many more good fights coming after that.
i tell my dog she isn't a real shiba inu like how rakich tells jiri he isn't a samurai. and then she hit my bawls and heemed me.
>>142016978This is called uki otoshi btw https://youtu.be/6H5tmncOY4Q?si=ZcGjDeRj5SK9Ez19
>>142016978I don't fight but why didn't he rush to grab bo nigger when he flipped him. are some fighters just low iq or like would it had taken too much energy.
Spammy is a tranny and Sneed is just his alternative personality so he's got an excuse to spam about it.
>>142017155thanks einstein
>>142015572Can we take out Gane and install Mark Madsen instead?
>>142017191
>>142017121He had to reset and both got up at the same time, had he been a bit faster he could have jump on him.
>>142016844Has a podcast that gathers around 3k to 8k views, even schaub makes more than that.
who revved him
>>142017278people hate watch skwab though.
>>142017278He's also 17 feet tall.
>>142012800khabib says NO TO TERRORISM
Read and learn chuds!https://www.mmamania.com/2024/6/24/24185051/main-card-right-where-mayra-bueno-silva-vs-macy-chiasson-belongs-on-ufc-303-mma-bantamweight
Bo nigga
>>142017768this is hateful
>>142017768His gf is kinda cute ngl
>>142017749He writes that he's going to tell you why it belongs on the main card and then he just never does.
>>142017768Someone should swap the text in their shirts.
>>142017768Mmm rare Bo
>>142017749>Women are still fighting an uphill battle with MMA fans a full decade after they made it to the UFC. It’s become cool and hip — some might even say lit, bro — to disparage them in 2024 and create hate content. The latter is just a general seller or focal point for ignorant YouTubers building their names with trollish supporters.I kneel and concede...
say what you will about goddard at least he cares about the fighters' health
>>142009217>russians so buck broke by that gif that they recreated one with a skinny kidDont you have to die in ukraine before getting raped by churkas
>>142018147ya ever hear of the study based on /heem/ misogranny b?
>>142017749Being a journalist automatically turns you mentally ill if you weren't already
>>142017749with my psychic abilities i predict that he wants fighter pay increased
How the UFC SAVED Combat Sports
>>142018806Unironically fighter pay.
Pay. Them. Less.
You now remember when Colby Covington put the entirety of the MMA media and community into a moral spiral with his trash talk so he could present 0 striking or wrestling offense to Leon Edwards
fighting in the UFC is an opportunity, fighters should have to pay a fee in order to fight
>>142017749>Drake Riggs has been following MMA since 2009 and began covering the sport in 2015. Based in the Vancouver, Washington area, Riggs specializes in feature pieces, the women's fight scene, lists, news coverage, interviews, and video content.a fucking leaf from jeetcouver who specialises in covering wmma. crazy that people like this exist and somehow get paid to be professional fags
>>142019105this, fight internships
NOOOOO PAY THE HECKING GOSH DARN FIGHTERINOS MOOORE!! GOING 2-3 ON THE PRELIMS SHOULD BE ENOUGH TO BUY A MANSION, 2 SPORTS CARS, AND RETIRE COMFORTABLY!!! WHAT ABOUT THE GOSH DARN NO SKILL HIGHSCHOOL DROPOUT BUMS WHO ALREADY GET PAID MORE THAN ANY OTHER FIGHTING ORGANIZATION OR CAREER THEY COULD HOPE TO QUALIFY FOR??? DANAAA HOW DARE YOU FINALLY TURN PROFIT ON A BUSINESS YOUVE BEEN RUNNING YOUR WHOLE ENTIRE LIFE. YOU. SICK. FUCK.
*saves fighter pay and bans wmma*
being right about fighter pay feels so boring, there's never anyone on heem.org that genuinely believes the fighters should be paid more
i get all my cage fighting opinions from drake
>>142019266Ugh finally. Now just get rid of ring card girls and add grappling like ONE and I can finally gape my ass and bust pozzed loads to this semen slurping sport.
>>142019359Wow I mean this in the most respectful way but I would not be unhappy to find out this man was raped by Khamzat
I want less cards with worse talent fought by people who are paid less and I'm not kidding
>>142019266*mogs you*
>>142019266Fuck Masvisoi
>>142019435You already watch ONE and Ryzen and K1??? I can barely stomach the occasional PFL/Bellator cards.
bring back PRIDE but this time the referee is covered in a dense suit of cameras. literally coated in cameras on every square inch of his body. the camera golem will oversee the fight
>>142019531I watch Ryzen and BKFC, One is fucking gay with their mandatory grappling matches
>>142019562
>>142019562And then if its an draw there is an bonus round where both fighters have 20 seconds to smash as many cameras on the ref as possible a lá bonus stage from Street Fighter 2
Fighters should wear biometrics devices so we can quantify heems
create a new promotion headed by jon jones where only eyepokes are allowed
>>142019313I do
Jon Jones eye pokes so much his coach has to wear eye protection during training
>>142019831alright well why is that
>>142019872its dumb that fighters who get signed aren't paid enough to fully focus on training
>>142019868this dudes name is winkle lmao
if you're not using your two free eye pokes, seven free fence grabs and three free nut shots every single fight then you're basically a retard and i would take you to a brutal decision victory like it was nothing
Cup Cams
The UFC currently basically only sign guys through the contender series or short notice bout. That means that they aren't signing the best prospect anymore, which is how you end up with PFLattor signing guys like Paul Hughes.In a way it's the anti boxing method, if you have a carefully build up career where you won a regional title, you have outprice yourself from a contender series contract and therefore likely won't get the chance to go up the ranks of the best promotion.
>>142020093The new UFC strategy is sign a bunch of cheap low level shit fighters, and put all the money into growing the brand of "UFC". They actually don't want another star like connor, because they become bigger than the brand itself and start wanting more and more money and equity in the company. There will be no UFC stars in the future, just mid level fighters fighting for 15k. The UFC knows people will still tune in to anything with the UFC brand attached to it, even if its a steaming pile of dog shit. Compare this with the early UFC days where they built fighters up, and made them stars like chuck liddell, GSP, BJ penn, Machida, silva etc
>>142000803Is gay
Power Slap is the future
Shook
>>142020346The fans are 100% to blame for this business model. They'll tune in no matter how shitty the card. Literal whos with a wmma main event, they'll still watch.
>>142019942debutees make enough for a living wage plus the costs of training camps if they fight 3 times a yeareven though they're contractors i do find it pretty stupid that they don't get healthcare benefits though
guru has officially picked prochazka
what if fighters technically get paid a lot but it's locked away until you hit a certain age like 45and you need to actually win and get finishes and performance/fight bonuses to get into the serious money
>>142020682i'm pretty sure he steals my picks for every big fight but i don't know how he does it
>>142020605But this is exactly why those who manage their careers shrewdly have a huge advantage. Real ones get filtered while the fake ones play a jew game and never get cut while having 10 fights on the prelims and no one even remembers who the fuck they are. It's not about can or can't it's about incentives, the path of least resistance.
Jiri is dogshit, and without the rocket fuel he was shooting into his ass while fighting on the B-Leagues he's an absolute turbo-can. Has never demonstrated any noteworthy level of talent in any of his fights and has been simulated.
>>142020605Alright next time you hire a plumber or an electrician make sure you pay for his health insurance bud.
>>142021899stoppage was earlyratshit lostcope and seethe
Chase "the dream" Hooper. Now that's a fighter
>>142022002I agree stoppage was early, I'd like to see Poatan continue to bounce that autistic faggot's head up and down off the canvas until he couldn't evem remember how to spell samurai. Oh well, even that bum Rakic put an absolute beat down on his dumb ass, so it's only a matter of time before he takes life altering damage.
>>142022066He's got vicious striking
Autism is a talent and Jiri is the GOAT
>>142022205
>>142020947Its like pimping. You need an eye for real talent. You need to know who actually has potential. Many UFC fighters are like what you said, prelim fighters and that is all they will ever be. Maybe build them up a little to be a punching bag on the main card for someone that has actual talent, potential, following. Its a dirty business. Dana white is basically a used car salesman in a cheap suit.
bros been crying over jirGOD for 6 months lmao
>>142021899>simulatedso true, here's a clip of doumbe getting simulated in the exact same way
pereddit will literally shit his pants in the octagon when jirbeast heems him
Post fighters that got stimulated.
>>142022454that's a lot of words to say nothing
I too hope for certain fighters to become victims of myriad difficulties limitations and burden resulting from their extreme level of damage incurred while fighting in the octagon.
>>142022873This but unironically.
>>142022873
>>142022873And THAT is why you are based.
>>142022873I do love the idea of fights fucking up somebody health for life
>>142000967Still my boy, even in his darkest hours.I'll never forget when he brutally murdered Khalil Rountree.
>>142022873For me? It's Belal Muhammad.
>>142022873if you aren't fighting to the point that this happens i don't fuck with you
>>142023202If one or both fighters aren't wheeled out of the arena I'm demanding my money back. I paid for a FIGHT, not a martial arts match.
>>142021899Mumu ogun thunderstrike you!
>>142022977Im so glag this archaic form of karate got cucked out of existence.
>>142022977Heeem
People have gotten way to comfortable with the idea of fighters not being broken down crumpled suits of skin without life behind their eyes and only pain showing upon their faces. Nothing but photos and trinkets as proof of their fading and murky memories.
>>142024016
>>142024016this but unironically
Who are the Florida Panthers of mma?
>>142024524Pride. Best visuals, best brand, best fan base, but never the best athletes or ultimate success.
>>142024524Oh sorry I read this as Carolina Panthers. Who the fuck are the Florida Panthers?
Carolina be like: Okay turns out we gotta use them big ol negros to compete in the NFL, so what are we gonna rename the Panthers? >Black Panthers.
what part of Florida are you from bros?
>>142020093>>142020346Any star that comes up, like Ngannou, who tries to gain any leverage or a slightly better contract will be chased away and smeared.As soon as they want more than pennies, dana calls them lying greedy rats (unless they make a deal then it they were always cool it was just agents getting in the way)
>>142025108Coral Springs
contemplating a meng heem
>ngubu>star
>>142025461dude he was in the friggin jackass movie
>>142025523should’ve been joe pyfer
Heeminder Francis Ngannou isn’t even in the top 3 hardest punchers in the world.
Why don't we see more use of kung fu in MMAIf karate cucks can make it than why can't kung fu chads
reddit:>le personality>le aura>le pass the vibe test4chan:>reserved>keep to ones selfi dont have a camera but pic related is close to how I look like
>don fryeddit
>>142025750>how I look likeI am fucking sick of this
>>142024788Hockey team that just won the Stanley Cup, more than anything the Carolina Panthers have ever won
>>142025726For me it's UFCs made up power tester gimmick suddenly replacing Ngannou's #1 position as soon as he left the company.
>>142026101Hockey like that game with sticks and pucks? Didn't know they had a tournament for that, congrats I guess. I was talking about Football btw.
>>142026107His record stood for like a year and now it’s not even held by a fighter
You Be Joe Pyfer for breakfast?
>>142026187Didn't that project they kept pushing get the top spot for a second before getting fraud checked by Jack Hermansson?
>>142026317yes and the poofc literally never mentioned it/used it for marketing, the only person who ever talked about it was Joe himself
40 yard dash, minute mile, vertical leap, ect....then UFC Power Cube is like the BMF of athlete stat measurement.
>>142026421poofc dont own powerkube
The (bullshit ufc marketing gimmick) is the (bullshit ufc marketing gimmick) of data.It really do be like this lately.
>>142012632Andre Soukhamthath stands up and beats o'malley
>>142025750every time i see this pic i sit in disbelief that he skullmogged don even in the distance
>>142012632I wish Keith Peterson had looked down and seen Jon Jones broken toe.
The bullshit poofc marketing gimmick that poofc don’t own or use for marketingwhat level of chess is this
The PowerCube is an objective measure of punching power expressed in units of PowerCubules
What’s the latest intel?
The power cube measure system is very simple: big number=big power.Is unbelievable that some of you need this to be explained.
>>142026814Eddie Hall smashed this record btw
>>142026688The one you fell for? The one you heard about, believed, and spread on the internet for free? The one you refuse to believe you were tricked by? Yeah, that marketing gimmick.
Imagine missing a kick on the ufc gamecube and taking a metal pole to the shin kek
I would simply Vegeta the PowerKube
>>142012632someone already said tony beating garth so serra heeming gsp even faster in the rematch
>>142026830Everything has to be a le heckin conspiracy to you doesn’t it you AGP riddled dog diddler
>>142012632Conor beats khabib.There i fixed the last 7 years of mma.
Fuck the power cube, I’m on the power triangle nigga.
Everybody knows the PowerCube is so advanced it takes level of competition into consideration. If Francis wanted to keep his top spot he shouldn't have left the UFC.
>You WILL wear Venum™ while using your PowerCube!™ and drink PRIME™ BY YOUTUBERS KSI™ AND LOGAN PAUL™
>>142026933I would contend that Aldo beating Conor would have more positive ramifications.
>>142026814>the left hand was simply a red herringunder what dire circumstances will pereira deploy the right hand?
>>142026829Yeah but Pereira used his right hand instead of his left hook.
Beep boop the Joe Pyfer project has been exposed? *recalibrating*
ngannou hits harder than a can of 4loko to start off the day
Canada hasn't had a champion since GSPCanada hasn't won a Stanley Cup since 1993
>>142026960Heavyweight.
>>142012632Silva doesn't break his leg and dabs on WeidmanAlthough I'd prefer having Fedor fight in the UFC
FACT: British former World’s Strongest Man Eddie Hall holds the world record for the hardest recorded punch.
>>142027001What's a stanley cup?
>>142027001I wanna know how long they have been going without any top 15 fighters in any division because that shit never ceases to amaze me. You know the UFC is looking to fill put every demographic region, all they need to do is fluke 2 wins on a row and they would break the cycle.
>>142027036The one who trains with amd produces marketing content alongside newly minted UFC Interim Heavyweight Champ Tom Aspinal? The one you can see live at UFC 304 this July 27th at the Co-Op Group Arena in London?? Wow. Crazy.
>>142027042It's a hockey competition US teams have won every Stanley cup for the last 30 years
>>142027047Kyle "the monster" Nelson is our last hope if Kattar is flushed enough
>mfw performing chandlers bollox inspection
Conor McGregor is gonna break the fuckin Power Cube record before his comeback ffs, how gullible can you 3rd world tards possibly be?
apparently the last person to break the power cube record was payton talbott
>>142027180>Losing to Jai Herbert Hahahahahahahahaha
Just imagine how hard the current world’s strongest man, Scotland’s own Tom Stoltman must hit
>>142011556
>>142027319Fuck Scotland
why is gane like this
Is khabib going to get killedfor his terrorist ties?
>>142027410is this recent? probably stacking up some humiliation ritual tokens
>the OK I PULL UP argentine is disillusioned with ganeits ogre
Any terrorist snitches itt?
wtf lol
submit your apologies below, and ill foreword them to khabib's people
heavyweight smiff kills gane
heem
>>142027950brazza he not student only inspect bamhole two..three time max
apparently jiri is saying that alex can only win with the help of evil spirits, what do you think about that /heem/https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EmY3r-dxPQc&t=921s
>>142027950Was he a bathtub brazza?
>>142027818In a world of michael chandlers be a petr yan
>>142028034kek
>>142027818
>>142028089If he was only there for a few months, he probably wasn’t close enough to be invited in the bathtub
tick tock kharat
post your face when khabib goes to federal fuck me in the ass prison for terrorism and tax evasion
>>142017278oh shit bo and my nigga paul linked up? maybe bo isn't that bad after all
>>142028509>federal bamhole inspectors
>>142028509Khamzat will be fine, they're not ever bothering chechens
>>142028509they're never beating the allegations
>>142028509Islam tends to stay away from super extreme or religious stuff, he spends most of his time fishing, riding horses, or visiting other muslim nations. He wouldn't really have the time to be involved in terrorist stuff, and doesn't really have the personality for itNow Khabib, Khabib and his family have some darker connections. Shit people forgot about. His uncle did some stuff
hello brazza pls open up dis is fbi FEDERAL BAMHOLE INSPECTION we need to check bamhole brazza
I can't believe Khamzat ducked the terrorist investigation, the guy has legitimate connections to Isis lmao
>>142028724dagestan and chechnya are like 600 km apart b and he lives in UAE iirc
>>142028724I'm just surprised they don't have any PreP for his catastrophic HIV AIDS infection that keeps making him pull out of every fight.
terrible feeling that shitri is going to fluke a rushed pereira
>>142028556>mfw I'm khabib and the guards enter the cell for my daily bamhole inspection
> jailed Dagestani oligarch Ziyavudin Magomedov.Magomedov was known for financially supporting several prominent Dagestani fighters, including Nurmagomedov. The former oligarch paid for the former UFC lightweight champion’s back surgery in 2017 and funded the majority of Nurmagomedov’s expenses during training camps. He also launched a series of combat sports training facilities called Eagles MMA, which became home to some of Russia’s top talent. Khabib Nurmagomedov even served as the entity’s president for several years, while his father served as the head coach.
>>142028843I don't think Queeri PozzedAFcuh is even able to fluke KO Poatan since getting popped for super steroids unless he's back on them post-Usada. But I guess then Poatan would be to, right? So unless those hurt toes just distract him that badly he's just levels ahead of the bum.
Khabib killed his father to prove his allegiance to the Eagle criminal organization/terrorist cell
If Khabib radicalizes DC its over. Can you imagine how much dynamite you can strap to that orb? Goddamn boi
>>142028951If by prove his allegiance you mean duck any dangerous style matchups and retire before getting exposed than yes, a hunnid perchents b.
jiri delivers kino after kino so I don't see why someone would strongly root against him>b-but he sucksso are 99% of the fighters
>>142028949jiri got him a couple of times in the first fight and this time pereira is coming off vacation on short notice
>>142029048I ain't rooting against him I'm just saying he's a fucking bum who doesn't stand a chance against elite competition and got peached up by Grandpaw Glover and Rakshit.
I aint racist- jess dont care fer em s'all. Simple as.
>>142029185
>>142029048It’s not that I want to see Jiri lose, it’s that I don’t want to see my boy Pereira lose.
Make the next one Tony themed.
>>142029048jealous haydurs b, many such cases
>>142028711The tables have turned
Just had wild sex ama
Tony sucks Fake Mexican
>>142028648When Abdulmanaps gym goes down Islam will go to Chute Boxe
>>142028648All those faggots from Dagestani are jihadist terrorist and Conor owns them
>>142029474what was his name?
>>142029521he will shave his beard, grow a mustache and rename himself as Christiano Makhachev
>>142029631I'll be 30 next month so getting all the wild sex out before I settle down with a trad Christian woman 20s were absolutely phenomenal but time to grow up. Didn't even watch the desert card last week
Brie was getting plowed and sowed by Tyrones while Chandler was emailing her for 2 years
October 5th Madrid Spain ufc 307: Holloway vs Topuria Cap it now if you don’t believe me.
>>142030141I only believe intelbong
Good morning heemsirs
>>142030298jay shree krishna
>>142030298what's up nigger
>>142029503I mean yeah Mexico sucks just ask Cejudo also Tony is Maerican why the fuck would he care he's not some fake cholo like Nate
>>142030298bloody benchod
Heem is DEADWhose fault is it?
>>142012632Stipe zeems Ngannou in the rematch
>>142016978he felt so cool after doing that, and then got subbed anyway
>>142030664sorry i heemed every here
bisping’s van no question
>>142030768>retards>faggots>cte'd retards>stinky>2 slavs a cuban and a brazilian, no thanks>faggots>somewhat bearable>faggots
>>142028509>>142028556>>142028643>>142028648>>142028881>>142028951>>142029283KhaBEAST is innocent. See >>142012800
>>142012800now post the one where he commented on the french guy with his head cut off
>>142030768Dana's would be fun
>>142030768DC or Whittaker
>>142030768Bisping's van would be god awful, five blathering egomaniacs with sub 60 iq opinions on everything
this fucking retard volk said he wanted to save the day at 303 but they chose perreira, imagine how much CTE he has accumulated in less than a year, 2poorya ended this mans sanity
>>142030768whittaker's the comfiestdana's would be very funny
>>142008525>Tranny>Herself
>>142030864Umm akshually all he did was criticize Macron for insulting Islam and Muhammad by displaying the Carlie Hebdo cartoons in public. He didn't directly comment on the teacher who got beheaded.
>>142030938
>>142030768Izzy’s Van is a death sentence
>>142031038I've come to the rational realization that the people here who don't think brazzas etc are underdeveloped simpleton buffoons but think they're heckin evil are the kind who share holidays with Ariel Helwani or then pop round on the weekend to turn their lights on and off for them or then the one angry russian who calls me a nazi who's probably as sharp as picrel
>>142011960lame worked shoot
>>142031103maybe he's so CTEd he's making shit up left and right
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-BgEJU6mqJUIn 3 hours
>>142000765>Sleeps on same bed as his 2 teenage sonsSpartan Mentality.
>>142030768DCs van would end up getting impounded by the FBI
I've just dropped roughly $350 USD on Schaub merch to try and win his truck in the giveaway
>>142031799Pedotan
Gay sex with fightfairy.
>>142031880white people are so foolish
>>142031950Rape.
>>142031963im lterally pakistani
>>142032005no, u are not. nigel smith
Gang, this sport is cooked
>>142032045we need a hero
>>142032066hes getting knocked the fuck out
>>142032092He as in dickass dump faces? 100% b
Ya'll aint ready for Victoria South Africa to show up en mass
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