Copa America matchday 1 retrospective edition
Too soon for a /talents/ thread, it's going to be pushed off the catalog with the eurofag game threads tomorrow.
Weston McKennie
very nice
>>142027386Go spam that in /seriea/
>>142026495>celebrating this hard a goal against Boliviapocopaseado
So how can we meme our way into a Costa Rica QF?
>>142026495>all that spacemust be like playing on easy mode after playing in top tier european teams
>>142026601>eurofagwhen does it stop
so what the fuck do we do about pepi?
>>142028372Nothing? Is Mbappe broken after his miss?
>>142028372unironically just needs more time, they all do>Pepi: 21>Balogun: 22>Sargent: 24
>>142027386Welcome to _______
>>142028536Cincinnati
>>142026495THERE ARE NO AMERICAN TALENTS LOL. USA = FUCKING TRASH. PULISHIT NEEDS A CAREER ENSING INJURY. HES SHIT YOURE SHIT GET TFNOUT OF HERE
>>142029109Based Papi Mexio putting us to shame
>the draw against brazil was meaningless
previous thread got killed off so fast once the euro games started>>141953019
>>142029600>previous thread got killed off so fast once the euro games starteKWAB
>>142029216WE DO BITCH AND YOU KNOW IT. WE ARE STILL FAR ABOVE YOU. WE PLAY OUR C TEAM AGAINST USA
I just don't want to see Tyler Adumbs start for us ever again unless we need to sub in a destroyer merchant who runs around defending everywhere and having players cover him.
>>142030912Sorry man it’s not gonna happen. What’s worse is that Tyler’s weaknesses get more exposed because Gregg has Gio dropping deep
just how bad is mexico?
>>142028679no
>>142035423Let the amerifats get lost in their delusion, its funnier when they lose.
>>142035423The first hop always gets me
>>142028536Charlotte FC!
>>142030912What is with your vendetta?You're leading a meaningless crusade
>>142028536mcdonalds
>>142035423Just as many WCs as (You)
>>142026495what a goalI hope chadmericans obliterate all latrinxoids
>>142028331we just need more yummy socialism and climate faggotry, maybe it will stop when our standards of living are gone
>>142037212>yerry mina atropelation against UNITED STATES in the QFsim not ready bros...
>>142035423Funny that the guy that forgot to mark at the back post is now arguably our best player
>>142035423>dutch defendingOh nonono
>>142038578It would be a great goal if it was scored in the correct net
Pulisic made the team of the first matchdayAlso>Patrick SequeiraHe made 3 saves
>Pathetic Euros had a cooling break in 78° weatherThey really are pathetic
Are you going to the Scuffed tailgate?
Just wished he'd stay away
>>142039928They were good saves, at least. I really have no idea, was there a particular GK you think should have been chosen?
>>142046076The Jamaican keeper I felt performed the best against the selection of shotsI think the only real threat the tico keeper faced was that header from his own defender
Are more Americans watching the Euro than Copa?
>>142037337Ok Portucoping
>>142050781Our Copa game broke the record for a non-world cup soccer game on FOX
>>142050862>*draws against bolivia*
>>142033366Mexico was attacking and this made more openings while Costa Rica got all the team 24/7 on the defensive side.Also rhis Brasil generation is bad
>>142050781No, because while a solid number of people here don't care about MLS or the US national team, 95% of those people have connections to Mexico or Central/South America rather than Europe.
I didn't like Weah trying cool looking moves against Bolivia. None of that will work against decent teams.
>>142033366Costa Rica didn't have a shot until like 70 minutes in
Bizarre watching England fans talk about Southgate like Gregg.
>>142058010Their complaints have more teethThey have the better pool and a plethora of attacking talent
>>142058010The grass isn't greener on the other side
>>142058010Bizarre how much you guys shit on Gregg when southgate has a way more talented player pool. You can make an argument that Berhalter is overachieving yet he gets spoken about as if he’s underachieving
>>142060523He's not overachieving but he's not underachievingHe's right where he should be which is like the worst place for a fanbase
>>142060523>You can make an argument that Berhalter is overachievingYou literally cannot, you fucking retard. He has the worst record on hand for wins against non-Concacaf teams despite having a far better generation of players than what bob bradley and klinsmann had.
bertsharter ball is better than garethball... there i said it
>some europoor manager is bad so that means BerHitler is great!Kys yourself.
>>142060728>far better generation of playersHe's also had the youngest and dumbest players
>>142060871When did I say that?
>>142028536Besiktas
Our friendlies suck but there’s not really anybody else to play during those windows. Will bolster greggs numbers at least
Marsch not looking too good
Should I be rooting for Canada?
How is Canada's team blacker than the US?
I wish we had Jacob Shaffelburg instead of Aaronson
>>142046821>The Jamaican keeper>Lost against memexico
>>142065239Unlike your keeper he had difficult saves to makeYou should be happyYou got a cleansheet without needing Navas
>>142065312If Jamaica had to face Brazil they would have been raped>NavasIm so glad that old butterhands glorified faggot retired, he was a disgrace in qatar
>>142065363I'm just basing it on the selection of shots on goalJamaica gave up more shots on goal than Mexico did and Waite did well to limit them to just one goal (and no keeper would have saved Arteaga's shot)
>>142064914SAME
>>142064914>I wish we had MLelSoy shitter A instead of MLelSoy shitter BPlease no more running merchants.
>>142063061>*wins*Uh oh Doyle, looks like you can't gloat about Bershartler being good
>>142066188Of courseWe can only judge by the league a player plays or played in, not in anything elseIn all seriousness, Shaffelburg is a better winger than anyone we have. Might be because unlike Aaronson and Tillman he is a natural winger. The only guy who can attack WHILE carrying the ball is Dest
>>142066403He's an mlelsoy shitter dude. And Peru are bottom of the south american qualifiers, below Bolivia and field mlelsoy shitters. Nashville have terrible wingers like him Muyl and Tyler Boyd. He ain't good.
>>142066403Nta but he's a Toronto reject and has never scored double digit goals and assists. It's fair to say that he's having a good tournament but he's also a meme.
>>142066551>mlelsoy shitter dudeAnd yet he's a better winger than Aaronson
>>142060523>You can make an argument that Berhalter is overachievingfuck off zoomer, not all of us are literally 10 years old
>>142066606To be fair at Nashville it was just get the ball to Mukhtar
>>142066618Aaronson is not a winger, why is this even a convo?I wouldn't take Shaffelburg over Wright Weah Pulisic or Booth who's in our u23s. Gives me Arriola vibes.
Canada looked dogshit but were lucky that Peru got a red. That Chile game is going to be difficult
>>142066693>Aaronson is not a winger, why is this even a convo?Because WE ONLY PLAY WITH FUCKING WINGERSJesus Christ you are such a dumb fucking zoomer holy hell
>>142066753But why do you insist on a shitter just because he looked good on an MLelSoy-level team that's quite literally dead last in South america?We have better natural wingers even excluding Aaronson.
>>142066834looked good against
>>142066700This game was a wakeup call to marsch and I think the heat affected that badly too. Not good excuses but the chile game should be more competitive.
>>142066700If Chile lose today, they just need to park the bus again and get a draw to go through. Those are good odds.>>142063056Thats why we should look at Groggggg's away record and it's too shit to defend. Statpad at home all you want you bald freak
>>142066834Because Weah isn't looking to carry the ball. He's best at stretching the back line especially without the ballTillman and Aaronson have yet to show that they're comfortable on the wing for the US. Pulisic's looking to carry the ball he's looking to shootThe only guy in the current setup who wants to do it is Dest
>>142066935Away record with a young team in CONCACAF?That ain't much
>>142067000You are pretty fucking retarded if you think that means anything. The average age is like 25, two years ago it was 24. There were plenty of vets on the team to not have qualified fucking fourth in this shitty region. Stop damage controlling for the bald freak in charge.
>>142066885Marsch has had the team for what 4 games?And this wasn't the first elite team they faced
>>142066950>Because Weah isn't looking to carry the ball.Because he doesn't get the ball. He is good at carrying the ball on the touchline and making cutbacks.So you're arguing we need a specific winger who has a below average career in a weak league because he is a ball carrier, even though the main issue for this team is not the wingers but the midfielders getting it wrong.
>>142067055If you play a bunch of young players, you're probably gonna struggle
>>142066700Marsch has aura and gets it done. BerHitler has negative aura and tries to be buddy buddy with the players while boring them to death with powerpoints of his shit tactics.
the south americans are rating concakino now
>>142067109Someone needs to have that roleIt's usually only Dest who wants to carry the ballAnd now that Musah has been pushed out of the starting XI it's kinda gotten worse
>>142067244>Marsch has aura and gets it doneExcept in the playoffs
>>142067368BerHitler doesn't even have an MLelSoy Cup and you worship that loser
Adams acts likes he's a coach on the field. Calm down
>>142067337Dude, Weah created 3 chances vs Bolivia. Same amount as Pulisic. The wingers are not the problem.
>>142067495Against Bolivia it was fineNot really against like Jamaica
>>142067478Can't stand him too. Acts like those uppity JROTC fags from high school
Can someone explain the Peru red card? He got there first and has every right to kick that ball. His motion looks nothing out for the ordinary, and I don't see excessive force.
>>142068203Studs up into an ankle
>>142068372It was only studs up to the ankle because the Canadian guy went in recklessly when the Peruvian player kicked the ball. Nothing abnormal, reckless, or excessive about how he played the ball.
>>142037169shit teams
>>142069492Would you rather play Taiwan or Bangladesh?
>>142069633are those the only other options?
>>142071023YesEurope is doing nations leagueAfrica is doing AFCON qualifying (including Morocco who is the host for some reason)The best Asian teams and South American teams are doing world cup qualifying
How many on Thursday?
Isn't Juve trying to move West too?
>>142071283two flops, three dives, one injury.
Give me Marsch terrorism ball over Bershartlerball
>>142074153Yeah juve are broke and he’s one of the few players they can sell while still being somewhat expendable. He’s better than a lot of their current options in midfield but Juve are retarded
USA TALENTS DONT EXIST. GTFOOH. FUCKING TRASH
Fuck papi Mexico is here to laugh at us
so I was wondering what the american right wingers are saying with the influx of latin americans arriving for copa america?
>>142076266I can assure you they are not thinking about it at all as the day-to-day situation at the border is far, far worse and has been deteriorating for years
>>142076232fuck Mexico
>>142076232>>142076404FUCK YOU. USA IS FUCKING TRASH
>>142076455Mexico is even worse and you know it because you live here and not in shitty dookie booboo smelling Mexico
>>142076483lmao made me kek
>they're falling for Doyle's schizophrenic "Chicano" persona, again.
>>142076483>and not in shitty dookie booboo smelling MexicoYou joke but I visited Tijuana through SD border and the city literally smelled like sewage at the border crossing.
>>142076599I went there as a kid and the swimming pool at the hotel we were in was yellow with pee that had been there for long enough to ferment.
>>142076187I meant Weah
>>142076638???? Nigga ???? The absolute state of fucking lelxico
NY Mag wrote about the teamhttps://archive.is/pNqnS
>>142082033I was at that game in 2015It was 80% Mexicans because the Mexican team was playing afterwards Is this guy on crack?
RIP Alex Morgan
>>142083486Lmao the transphobe made the rosterThat's gonna cause some seethe
>>142083486>Cat Macario is backUnironically based. She was on track to be the GOAT before her injury.
Start musah and cardoso against panama and maybe shaq moore
>>142088351>le cardoso memeebin
I hope Berhalter rotates
Reminder: The Gold Cup team that beat Trinidad 6-0, lost to Panama. The USA A-team struggled with Trinidad.
>>142090194Jesus Ferreira was incredible in that tournament I would’ve taken him to this over Sargent. Sargent is always injured and never scores for the national team.
>>142090194In our entire history all 5 losses and 3 of 4 draws occurred in T&T. The only time we've failed to win outside of that god-forsaken island was a draw in 1989, and that game was played in Italy for some reason.
What a disaster. I thought Juve fans generally liked him. Has he really been that bad?
>>142082033>is excellentPlayer wise yeah, but this retard is clearly a newfag if he thinks this team has done anything that previous usmnts haven't done before
>>142090194>Jeshit Failreira got to statpad against islandsNever again should that chicano manlet ever be called up. Give me Sargent over him and Peepee.
>>142092353How about no Sargent ever at all?
>>142092494Doyle, no one wants your My Little Shitstains choking it up. It's bad enough that Peepee is choking tapins while BaloChad scores, we don't need a chicano manlet who chokes when the teams aren't located in the caribbean
>>142092353Sargent is too injury prone when will you retards realize. He was brought into this tournament and isn’t even going to play because he’s injured.. again. He got injured in Qatar which is why Ferreira started against the Dutch. He’s not available enough to bring in.
>>142092494Your gay lover BerHitler played Sargent and Wright more than Ferreirass in Qatar btw.
>>142092656>>142092849Yep, every time this retard shits on Sargent it's hilarious. Failreira wouldn't make it in the Championship where the physicality and brute defenders would mog the fuck out of him. Healthy Sargent would've played more minutes than the chicano manlet in 2022 WC.
>>142092622Sargent only has goals against Bolivia, Peru, and 3 against Cuba
>>142092924Mckennie is a fucking dumbass if he genuinely entertains this move. On top of the weight issues he clearly is not serious about his career if he's going to a league three levels below in quality
>>142093302Yeah I'm sure forfeiting money to play in Belgium is gonna be the best for his career
>>142093523Yeah im sure taking the money bags to play in mickey league sawker at 25 is gonna be the best for his career. Im sure theres absolutely zero precedent for a usmnt player retiring early from europe and seeing their level drop drastically over the following years....
>>142093523He was the assist leader for Juventus at 10 assists this season. The new coach Motta not wanting him is because Motta plays possession football and that is not Weston's strong suit since he's a box 2 box and can only cross from the right. Doesn't mean teams in top leagues don't want him, he's just asking for too much money. How this even makes you think he's going to play in Belgium is beyond me, you have poor ball knowledge.
>>142092934Just because I’ve accepted Sargent isn’t available enough for the USA doesn’t mean I want Ferreira in. Not everyone tired of Sargent is the same person
>>142093869He is also humanThere doesn't seem to be a ton of interest in himHe can do whatever he wants instead of desperately trying to hang on in Europe just because you don't want him here
>>142093869I think he's done as a starter either way after copa america, so might as well take the MLS offer. Musah and Johnny are better and have a brighter future.
>>142094986>MusahMaybe>Johnny He's a DMWeston's problem is that his best club role doesn't match his national team role. We don't use him out wide like we should and he runs around too much to be useful in a midfield 3 and is worse than Musah defensively.
>>142094986Musah struggles to contribute offensively
Military is doing a coup in Bolivia
>>142094871>There doesn't seem to be a ton of interest in himThis isn't true, he literally has Aston Villa and Spurs interest. They dropped their interest because he and his agent have high demands.
>>142083486i hope mallory swanson murders her husband he's ruining my baseball team
>>142035423In this case, however, with only 10 minutes plus stoppage left to play, it makes more sense to let them score so you can get the ball back and immediately go on the attack. Otherwise they will just draw things out and waste time. US made the correct strategic play here given the scoreline and time
>>142098936I don't think him dying will help your fantasy team
>>142099097>In this case, the players being unable to defend a cross is the correct strategic play hereDoyle, just get Bercuckler's dick out your mouth
>>142099891anon...
>BerHitlerlmao, I remember some fucking soiboys on X threw such a massive bitchfit that it was going too far on the berhalter bantz.
>Beat Bolivia and Panama like we always do>lose to Uruguay or play badly for a draw and Uruguay top the group>lose to Colombia again in quarterfinalsIf this is the likely outcome of this tournament, what would your reaction be?
>>142100583Colombia is going to win their group, we will be playing Brazil in the quarterfinals.
>>142100641We are not topping this group.
We need to keep topping the group open in case we can play Costa Rica.
>>142100277It's annoying because it's just hyperbole
>Richards becomes a regular EPL starter>starts playing worse than ever for the national teamwhat's going on here?
>>142083486when does the men's olympic roster come out?
>>142105160A week and a half allegedly
>>142103605he’s just so slow and his ball playing is nothing special. not sure how he’s doing decent in the prem
>>142103451>It's annoyingno one cares what you think doyle you bitch boy
Doyle doesn’t even post here anymore quit being schizo
>>142105663Richards is pretty athletic. Ream is a snail next to him.
>>142103605England purposefully sabotages our players. Many such cases.
Zimmerman should be in the Olympics. He’s a leader
>>142110321Zimmerman will be. He was the only overage player already in Olympic camp.
Man, I really don't recognize most of these Mexican players. I feel like I used to know most of their team but I have no idea who these dudes are.
Oh i am laffin at mexican'ts rn
Based Vino Tinto
>Mexico's getting grouped
uhhh bros???? why did papi Mexico just lose? Was that their C team?
Has the general considered that the coach, the mls players and the yuro players are all mid?
>>142110321he looked absolute dogshit against the nip u23s
>>142114197Reasonable posters haveUnfounded sports fans are usually unreasonable
>>142114197This coach with these players has the highest winning percentage of any coach in team history with at least 8 games coached. And the third most total wins.
>Mexicans in my city and others love playing soccer >Mexico National Team isn’t good at soccer Explain this
>late night zoomers show up to pretend like they watched the literal shitters we had in 02 2010 and 2014yawn.
>>142096731kek this is why the cup isn't being held in sudamerica
McKennie talks like he's too big for Leeds. He's not going to MLS.
tic toc Billy Bobs... RELEASE THE DARWIN
>>142116234Hopefully this game won’t matter for >us other ways it’s hasta la bye bye for the US
>>142116234Your players will crumble under the Kansas City crowd
>>142090449>>142092353Jesus would score 4 vs Bolivia. He just can't play up top leading the line, he needs a strike partner
>>142116234Darwin is kino
>>142114197>>142114580>>142114712It's too early to be samefagging like this, Doyle.
>>142114712You don’t understand. He’s bad because… he just is ok?! Berhalter out!
>>142114712>team historyNot a high bar is it
>>142120110Berhalter is raising that bar and we’re told to hate him, that’s the problem.
>>142120714>Berhalter is raising that barI know you're just baiting doyle but he has zero achievements that other former national team managers didnt accomplish. In fact his record on the road is bad and he has no signature win against a top team
>>142105663Lmao Richards is fast as fuck and has even played right back for Palace and ran down Rashford
>>142116234>Losing in Kansas CityLol not gonna happen. Enjoy the heat, and crowd.Actually masterful planning that makes me believe this is somehow rigged for USA to get decently far in this tournament.
>>142028536PSV
Wtf is team USA doing participating in Copa America, aren't you supposed to be from a different confederation? Or is this years a special edition?
>>142121655Go back to /int/
>>142116371>>142121478>both mention crowdtell me about the KC crowd whats so infamous about them?
>>142121995It's the loudest stadium in the NFL, only white Americans mostly live there, and they're one of the only true soccer loving cities in USA.The only other place better to play you at would've been in Ohio where Mexico goes to die.I'm actually shocked USA got a game in Kansas City. Seems a little too convenient.
>>142121655It's a special edition since we're hosting the World Cup in 2026
>>142123078Sounds like a fitting place to play a game like that, and despite what some people say here in /sp/ I think our teams are pretty much even. It'll be a great game to decide who tops the group
I stick so much, bros. Haven't had a shower in days and I literally smell like an unclean pussy even though I am a male.
What's your goyslop setup for tonight?
>>142125584Gonna be chicken sausage, rice, hard boiled eggs and ketchup again.
what did balogun mean by this?
>>142128179I hope he freshened up on the national anthem lyrics last game was funny
>>142083486Damn, she was my favorite to jerk off to. Dunno if I'll be watching women's soccer if there's nobody worth masturbating to.
Starters for todays game
>>142128316For me it's Rose
>>142128376Gregg needs to unleash Sargent.
>>142128554He has one good foot currently but if we win today I think think we will see him against Uruguay
I like Alexi Lalas because he causes so much seething and doesn't let it bother him.
>>142128725I would respect him for that if he was right even one single time in his life. But with him just saying loud nonsense 100% of the time it's just embarrassing, for everyone involved.
>>142128725He's just the loud dumb guy at the dinner table, I personally don't get too bothered by talking heads but half of the team usa internet comments are about him
>>142128749That's what makes him great though. He's always wrong and he never acknowledges it, never improves. Shit's hilarious.
>>142123534>I think our teams are pretty much even.>Valverde>DarwinHow is USA close to even?
>gio is playing too far back>we need to stop playing out of the back>all we do spam crossesdumb memes mestizo zoomers repeat endlessly on social media every day
Someone make a match thread already.
Mourinho IN
>no rotationIt’s over
Bros I'm hammered af already at the game
game thread>>142129098>>142129098>>142129098
>>142129530Fucking based yell at Gregg and call him a bald fraud
>>142129823Already told him to fuck his mother
How good was George Weah? Was he Drogba level? Why is his son such a shitter?
>>142129530Tell him to put Pepi in and that he kicked his wife
BALAGOAT. I was completely wrong about this guy, he's actually a good goalscorer
Weah is absolutely retarded
is it over bros?
Play Malik or Aaronson on the left and Pulisic on the right. I’m done with Weah. He’s shit.
>>142131606what was he thinking
Why do I do it? Why do I get my hopes up for these shitters?
I hate this fucking city
I hope we lose so that Bercuckler gets fired
>>142132350only upside
He went to 5 in the backHe's holding for the drawProblem is we're getting killed in the midfield
BerHitler playing like a fucking pussy
Not Gregg’s fault Weah is retarded
>>142131606Seriously fucking retard
Speaking of American talents, we are winning Gold in /hoc/ at the next Olympics and nobody can stop us.
The Mckennie, Reyna, Adams midfield is not going to work at all against good teams Either Reyna or Adams have to go and Mckennie isn’t in good form either
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fucking christ our goalies are SHIT
Poopi status?
It's actually over. We got grouped on home soil.
>Pepshit status: EXPOSED>Berhalter status: EXPOSED>We ain't beating Uruguay and Panama are going to beat Bolivia>Doyle's ass: EXPOSED BEYOND BELIEFGREGG OUT CHADS, where the FUCK are you on this glorious day?
>>142134039turner is a way better shot stopper than horvath and this cannot be argued only problem is berhalter is retarded and is adamant on us playing out of the back when turner is one of the worst GK with his feet I’ve ever seen
>>142134102Half of Panama's team is MLS. This is a Doyle W.
Fuck WeahFuck PepiFuck greggThis is so fucking stupid
>>142134146>My Little Sawker coaching our national teamNah, it was the one thing holding us back significantly.
Puli will score here
Our CBs are shit and yet this manager thinks we can just sit deep and invite pressure for 70 minutes. Fuck off
>Ricuckdo PeepeeRemember to thank the jumping beaner for the group stage exit, Doyle!!
A fucking disgrace Just a fucking disgrace Fuck you
Tie breaker is head to head. We’re fucked.
KWAB
now we have to pray the alpaca farmers can get a draw... GRIM
>Weah OUT.>Berhalter OUTSimple as.
ITS OVER
im definitely getting banned here in the next hour or so. I'll see you guys on monday. what an awful loss
heh...my boy Pulisingz...
Canal monkeys btfo yankees
If England sacks Southgate, should USA go after him?
maybe uruguay rotates against us? top of the group is on the line so i doubt they do but either that or bolivia are only hopes
>>142134127True.
>>142134773going to be praying for the boliviANOs to fuck panama up
Locker room lacks any leadership. I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, Pulisic is not captain material. Berhalter seems like he just lets the players do whatever the fuck they want and that’s why they like him. He’s not a leader.
11Yanks is blowing up right nowThe chat is going absolutely insane and calling for blood
I'm so glad we lost. I hate soccer so much and root for it never to be popular in my country. Hope we don't make it through(not sure if we even can)
>>142134911Lmao u mad
>>142134865Yeah this loss is on....pulisic's leadership. fucking kill yourself you stupid faggot
Bros I'm in the stadium and this was the most rigged shit I've ever seen, ever.
berhitler out etc but it's just not meant to be, we will always suck
>>142134965we know gregg your tactics were still shit though
>>142134102it's so fucking over for that /mls/ shill. Holy fuck never ever talk to us about peepee or ferreira ever again
>>142134941No, I'm the opposite. I'm happy they lost. I'm having a laugh at all the USMNT fans having a rage about it.
I refuse to leave I'm pissed. Rigged af.
Why did this retard bunker against Panama of all teams? I swear he's worse than Southgate.
Launch Weah and CCV into the sun
fookin ell
>>142135084Man, I feel sorry for all that money you wastedFuck this shit teamI have enough other shit teams I root for too
B-B-BERHALTER BROS…. WHAT HAPPENEDUH?!AHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAH YOU FAT FUCKING RETARDS ACTUALLY THOUGHT WE WERE MAKING IT OUT OF GROUP AHAHAHAHAHAHAAH YOU DUMB FUCKING IDIOTS
Gregg OUT
Bahaha faggots Bahaha faggots Bahaha faggots Bahaha faggots Bahaha faggots Bahaha faggots Bahaha faggots Bahaha faggots Bahaha faggots Bahaha faggots Bahaha faggots Bahaha faggots Bahaha faggots Bahaha faggots Bahaha faggots Bahaha faggots
>>142134102euroCHADS we're getting a new fucking coach
What's the best Uruguay-Bolivia result for the usa? If uruguay wins are they sure of being qualified? Because if they're already qualified they'll field B team shitters against the usa, therefore let's go uruguay
IT’S NOT GREGGS FAULT WEAH GOT A STUPID REDffs man
>>142135183BAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAWHERES THAT FUCKING PIRATE OF THE CARRIBEAN WHEN YA NEED HIM
>>142135170yeah desu
>>142135183https://i.4cdn.org/sp/1719532755851504.webm Why does Gregg keep him bros?
>>142135183yes it is, why is he playing a fraudulent liberian on our team
>>142135221what was he thinking?
>completely changed the complexion of the gameYeah alexei lalas wants to say it so bad
Our progression has Berhalted...
Just popping in to say that Pepi is a gigantic shitter
I wonder how Langdon Donovan can stand being a media guy for this team when it's basically made a complete mockery of the sport and undone everything he's built before
we'll beat uruguay. we're ranked higher
>>142135453We know. We have two strikers better than this MLelSoy marketing signing that failed in the Bundesliga but our coach is a retard.
>>142135463Who the fuck made these rankings? Gregg?
So is it over for us or do I have to go back to rooting for Mexico
>>142135527feeferhttps://inside.fifa.com/fifa-world-ranking/men
>>142135463How/why is the USA team above Uruguay?
>>142135580Extremely wrong
>>142135602Same reason Belgium is 3rd
>>142135580Spain, Italy and Germany should all be about the current English line upOur team is struggling against shitters in the groups
So like will Weah face any consequences or...?
>>142135453I fucking told this retarded general how overrated this beanlet is or how his statpadded goals against Go Ahead Eagles with PSV up 5 goals wasn't indicative of anything.
>>142135671above* not about fugg
>>142135683If Berhalter had balls, assuming the US doesn't get grouped, he's benched for the remainder of the tournament for that shit.But he isn't so there is that.
>>142135703Why did he not fucking touch that ball then kick it in?He should have known it was too high for a strong header. Fucking absolutely dumbass piece of trash
>>142135557If uruguay wins tonignt they might take it easy on us
>>142135873>If uruguay wins tonignt they might take it easy on us
>>142135873No, they have to play competitively to claim 1st because Panama is definitely going to beat Bolivia and get 6 points
>>142060897And blackest
Ream sucks. Start Miles next match idc that he’s right footed. Reyna on the right and Musah in midfield
>>142135996sheeeit >>142135557It's over but also for mexico
The similarities between Berhalter and Southgate are astonishing, it’s almost like Southgate tells Gregg what to do at halftime kek
>>142136075Wasn’t it reported around the time of Qatar that Southgate wanted to manage here one day? That combined with the fact that our federation is incompetent really makes me think there’s a chance he one day ends up here
>what are you going to do, fire me?
>>142136122Soufgate would unironically be good for those bumsThey just need to end with the nepotism and just throw money at the poors to get some real talent
>>142136146kek
>>142136065Miles is the worst defender on this squad and should never have gotten a callup anyway.
LOL WHERE WERE THOSE TALENTS TONIGHT AMERILARDS? AS I'VE BEEN SAYING, YOURR GOING OUT IN THE GROUP STAGE
>american talents
I feel bad for this nigga. Insane that Gregg took him off and replaced him with fucking PEEPEE. I could understand Haji Right Wing Aryan but that fucking Mlels shitter? FUCK OFF
This Bolivia team is nothing but an open wound. US really fucked up only getting two against them. To feel safe going for a draw, 10 men or not, is absolutely retarded. I can't cope with fucking Berhalter anymore.
>>142136911you can blame pepi for that this midfield also does not work. like it just cannot work no matter what the tactics are. we’re lucky if adams does anything positive in his 45 minute shifts
>>142136378
Johnny is not the answer at the 6
I don't think we're very good
USA is fucked. God damn it Democrats, you did it again.
Well hopefully Uruguay will rest their starters
>>142136911Well the problem for Panama is Coco get sent off so he misses the Bolivia gameThat's a big deal
>>142137226>berhitler faggots are still coping this hard
remember when Klansman made the semi finals with Dempsey and a bunch of literal shittersbut yeah the players are bad. lmfao. Panama has beaten the US like 3 times in the past couple years. Why has Berhalter not killed himself
>>142137260I'm notGregg should have tried to bolster the midfield instead of just cedeing possessionThe staff have overvalued Johnny and CCVWe're on the verge of elimination and Gregg chose very, very poorly. I think Matt Crocker needs to call Louis van Gaal and see what it would takeThat said, it isn't actually the end of the tournament. Panama just lost their best player and they need to win by a lot. Panama isn't in a good position.
>>142137451Bro we have to beat Uruguay
>>142137334You're acting like Klansman didn't also lose to Jamaica and Guatemala as well as the fact we lucked into an easy group
>>142137488No we have to match Panama's result
and now we just released a statement about le racism kekmaybe just beat panama you retards
>>142137334>Why has Berhalter not killed himselfRequires a plan
>>142137490>as well as the fact we lucked into an easy groupWhy do you just outright lie? We're in a group with Bolivia and Panama, two of the weakest teams in the tournament. Awful bait
THE COPE IS LEGENDARY LOOOOL. USA IS GOING HOME
>>142137612The 2016 group was easy too
Which one of you was this?
>>142137670In 2016:Colombia - 3rd by FIFA rankingsCosta Rica - 23rd by FIFA rankingsParaguay - 44th by FIFA rankings2024:Uruguay - 13th by FIFA rankingsPanama - 43rd by FIFA rankingsBolivia - 84th by FIFA rankings
>>142137226Berhalter isn't gonna fuck you bro
>>142137809it was probably some indian that loves the US because we're allied with israel
>>142137819>FIFA Rankings
>>142137860>Trying to be optimistic = I want to suck Gregg's cockI just said I wanted to see if van Gaal wanted to take over
Lmao
>>142137876They were ranked higher in ELO rankings as well, go look for yourself you goal post moving mlels watching scarf wearing fucking faggot. kill yourself faggot
>>142137876Hey faggot any response to this:>>142137960
You know we really do miss players who know the dark arts of tacticless footballNo CameronNo JonesEven no BradleyI thought Johnny would be better given he was in BrazilGuess not
Before the tournament I said well at least if we get grouped Gregg will go but now that it’s happening I 100% would have preferred Gregg actually got results. Sucks we’re not gonna have any soccer until the World Cup. I was looking forward to this for years
>>142138036It starts with the coach. Gregg wants to “le change the way the world sees US soccer” and have toothless possession instead of just using the dark arts and playing in transition
>>142137960>>142138017Take it easyFirst of all, this group being easy doesn't mean that group was hardSecondly, why would that make me a MLS faggot?Jesus fucking Christ
>>142138072You don't remember KlinsmannThat faggot fucking lost to Guatemala that fucking yearNot to mention how he fucked up the Mexico gamePlaying with a back 3 even though the team was clearly uncomfortable I am not for Berhalter. I would like van Gaal but idk if he's willingI'm just not for this historical revisionism
It's absolutely over
>watching a post game youtube live stream>someone donates and says:>i'm happy I'm not married on a night like tonight
Excited to drunkenly hatewatch on monday
We don't lose if Gregg played Zimmerman instead of CCVTired of this Yuroshitter bias by Gregg
>urgay just shat on bolivia 5 - 0not looking good for us, amerisisters (male)
>>142138930it’s bait but probably true ccv isn’t good and walker can mark
>>142138930Our only half-decent CBs are Richards and Ream and one of them is 50
>>142139066I don't think anyone should be praising Richards after this month of gamesHe's been very bad>>142139057We need to stop looking at the transfermarkt values and just get gritty guysWe really could have used Kellyn Acosta and Zimmerman yet they aren't hereAnd these Yuro guys are getting smacked
>>142139137yeah cuz paul arriola and jesus ferreira are pure grit
Why did he take Reyna off for CCV? I thought the US were fine with 10 men desu, Panama weren't really generating much of a threat. Idk why he decided to bunker
>>142139317Gregg is a coward that's why
>>142139403Is that seriously why? I'm a pretty casual and I don't post in this general often. I also don't get why he took Balogun off, he was balling out, I know Pulisic is our best player but today Balogun was on another level. The only mistake I saw Balogun make was when he shot later in the match when I thought he had Pulisic open for a square ball
>>142139423Gregg is a coward and played for a draw
OHNONONO /talents/ bros, what happened? I thought we were as good as Brazil now?
>>142139057>and walker can markKingston Jamaica
>>142139423Playing for a draw against Panama and then against Uruguay would’ve been enough to get us through. Only problem is our CBs are shit and Uruguay is far more of an attacking threat. No way we would’ve gotten a draw against them if we just sat back like Gregg would probably make us do
>>142139487Kek i remember that tier ranking
>>142139487You don't understand, many of us are fucking celebrating this result because we're one group stage exit from firing the American Soufgate.
>McKennie is at a hookah loungelmfao. Just send that fatfuck gorilla to mlelsoy already
>>142139473>>142139516How fucking stupid is he? Beating Panama with 10 men and punting on Uruguay is way easier than bunkering for a draw AND having to draw/beat Uruguay. He choked in the moment. I knew it was fucked the second he took Reyna off
>>142139536bro lmfao this nigga really doesnt give a fuck
Uruguay is going to fucking destroy us lol. I bet they put one past us under 12'
>>142139562Gregg is still going to start him Monday, even with his dreadful form
>>142139571I bet he'll go with Musah. Gregg sent him home during Covid
>>142139562No fucking way this is real
>>142028536arby's (don't post it)
>>142139576during Covid when he left the hotel or brought a girl over or whatever the fuck his violation was*
>>142139562I literally defended this retard from the Juve and Leeds fans who said he was overweight. My god, what the fuck was I thinking?
>>142135602They keep beating the same shit-tier teams and gaining minimal amounts of points, it adds up eventually.
>>142139562that's not him
>>142138054He's definitely not getting fired after we get grouped. USSF will blame this on Weah and Gregg will be locked in until we get ro32'd in 2026
>>142083486>moving on from the senior citizensgood. can any of these girls actually ball like the euros can now or is it the typical american run and kick that it's been for the past 30 years
>>142135463>15th "best team in the world", second best in conCACAf>Lost against rank 54 in the world, 3rd worst in ConmebolOHNONONONONO
>>142091538he's ok but he's fat and instead of losing 20 pounds he unironically says shit like has thick bones
>>142139608You're fucking blind
>>142139615>He's definitely not getting fired after we get groupedthere's just no way dude. I could see it if we were in a tough group but its Bolivia and Panama man, at home. The team has clearly stagnated under him
>>142139615Nah, it's happening if we get grouped. Berhitler has been on thin ice this year according to some sources close to the team which is why he busparked hard against Brazil in a friendly and the federation ain't going to protect him if they are grouped in Copa.
just lose and kick the fag out already. we obviously wouldn’t get past whoever our quarter finals opponent would be so it’s meaningless
>>142139615He's getting fired if we're out in the group stage and especially in this piss easy group. US Soccer will be angry with him in missing out on knockout stage stadium revenue which makes up a chunk of US Soccer's income.
>>142139668This. They're missing a huge gate plus ad sales. Once Berhitler starts effecting their bottom line he's donzeo.
Lmao at all you stupid fucks. I tried to tell you. It was so fucking obvious. He's has a serious fucling partying issue.
So as I understand it the tiebreakers are:1. points2. goal differential3. goals scored4. head to headSo if the US beats Uruguay 1-0 or 2-1 and Panama beats Bolivia 3-0 (which seems realistic) we wouldn't even go through. We'd be even on points and GD and Panama will have scored 6 goals and the US will have scored 5.So the US has to win and Panama can't win by more than 2
>>142137924i bet that's the chicano from the copa threads
>>142139665>just lose Uruguay are going to HEEM us just to take 1st place since Panama are likely to beat Bolivia and take 6 points so Uruguay need a point. Even a draw won't save us unless you trust Bolivia to park the bus and get a draw.We are literally fucked and I couldn't be happier if this leads to Bercuckler being fired on the spot.
>>142139700Wow.
>>142139700I owe you an apology, I thought he was just fat but you were right
>>142139700god i hate this fat fuck
What’s wrong, Gregg?
>>142139700Honestly man I was wrong, speechless
>>142139732Eurochad. EuroGOD aura. Canada looked so much better against bigger teams ever since Marsch took over.
>>142139700What the fuck, that's unbelievable.
>>142139706it's time to stop coping. bolivia don't give a shit anymore and will ship 3 goals minimum to panama. us beating uruguay is a pipe dream.
>>142139741Jesses ra ra believe in yourself bullshit is literally perfect for a national team coach. I hope Canada go on a deep run
>>142139700i wonder why juve don't want him hmmmm
>>142139746Yeah, we have no chance against Uruguay, that’s where it starts and ends. I was just looking forward to this tournament for so long, sucks that it’s over in a week. At least we can finally rid ourselves of the bald faggot
Pulisic Adams and Weah aren’t blameless in this. They backed Gregg.
>>142139700Fuck him. Musah better start vs Uruguay. Amazing "culture" by Gregg.
>>142139794>Weah isn't blamelessno shit
member when Klansman beat Paraguay in the Copa America with a man down
>>142139700What a stupid fat motherfucker
>>142139822Oh I meant to say Pulisic Adams and McKennie. They are the ones that backed Gregg whenever other candidates were being interviewed
>>142139823the best game from Brooks too and from any American center back period. Made Almiron his bitch the entire game.
>>142139700Can't believe I defended him
Never liked the fella nor saw his value
>>142139841I still believe in him. His chimpout surprised me a lot because Timmy comes from a wealthy background and he's also calm and composed in interviews. Last person I thought would do something that retarded, same as Dest. I want to believe that Weah took one for the team just to get bald freak fired for good.
can’t wait for days on days of media reporting that the “culture” is great during training before getting raped by Uruguay
Mmmm yesss I love seeing Berhalter and the faggots that run US Soccer get humiliated and grouped in the tournament we're hosting.
>>142139872In Times of Uncertainty, Players Look to Each Other For Strength
Adams was such a god damn waste. Fuck Gregg and his arrogance
Words cannot describe how elated I am that we are one game away from finally saying good riffance to the Columbus Crew De Zerbi.
I know you guise are bummed but I'm looking forward to monday>The US has more than what it takes to tie against Uruguay. You can beat us in a good day>Played in Kansas City so supposedly the crowd will be wild>Only thing Bolivia has to play for is screwing up Panama and thats a huge prize in Sudaca football when youre already out and your rival underrates you, they'll make more of an effort>Panama isnt much better than Bolivia in terms of quality so a draw isnt too far fetchedMonday is a HUGE day for (association) footballand Weah should be stoned in a public park for doing you guys like that
>>142140621yummy
>>142140621It’s a win win desu. Berhalter has been in charge for almost 6 years and their play isn’t getting better, in fact it’s probably getting worse. They struggle to beat teams they are better than and they never punch above their weight. You can’t change the players on the national team so at some point you gotta look at the coach. Americans may be overrating this generation of players but I still think they’re good enough to where they shouldn’t be struggling to beat the smaller concacaf nations, which has happened over the entirety of berhalters time here. I think Uruguay are going to make the final and I could see them winning it, I don’t expect the match to be particularly close, and that’s not just some attempt to reverse jinx them. I think our midfield can deal with Uruguays constant press, but the back line (and GK) will absolutely crumble
>>142140913Why? its cool to watch people from different cultures involved in footballNo reason to be a gatekeeping faggot and treat people disrespectfully just because
>>142140931Our NT struggled with Panama before our second goal, I can definitely see you guise tieing or beating us but yeah in a 'nothing out of the ordinary' game we should win by 1 or 2
Even with ten men that shit was embarrassing gregg gotta get canned if we lose monday right?
>>142139250I didn't fucking mention Arriola or Ferreira you fucking imbecileFurthermore, we just got our ass handed by a MLS guy and a few MLS rejectsKys
>>142139709Panama would need to make up the 6 goal difference which even for them is unlikely
>greggwhere does the second g come from?
>>142144243It's necessary in order to have a third g
bersharter out. berhalted out. sharthalter OUT. poopsharter OUT FUCK THIS STUPID BALD FRAUDULENT COACH
I am so disappointed with how this last match went. Why is it that our team is filled with big babies that cant keep their head in big matches?
my usmnTEES.... how far we have fallen....
So who are realistic candidates?Clearly Mourinho, Pep, and Klopp aren't actually candidates
>>142139732I can't lie. He is the only reason I followed this tournament and had at least some hope watching Canada at all. People are forgetting that we have been playing more or less the last year with a caretaker manager ( Biello) who is on par with a Sunday leauge coach, if he was still in charge I would have wrote our 3 games off as 3 L's. Jesse did very well given the struggles over the past year and the fact he had essentially no time to try and get us tournament ready
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>>142145308I'm still pretty upset. We lost our never say die underdog mentality for not having to qualify for the WC and this was the last tune up before it. Of course we nerfed the WC too by now allowing 3 out of 4 teams to advance. God I hope we finish dead last and it looks like this.>Netherlands 7 pts>Algeria 4 pts>Iran 2 pts>USA 1 pt
so was that mckennie or not lol
>>142146667Dude is oldDoes he want to spend two years over here?
>>142147748Idk probably not. Wonder how much they can spend
why would we want van gaal kek
>>142148148He's experienced, has an extensive track record winning big games and winning big games with young players, and he has the pragmatism to not give a shit about play styleHe will coach to win
Can a hypothetical new coach also play keeper or centerback?
>>142145308the team takes on the personality of the manager. gregg is a baby prone to emotional outbursts
durrhitler outmost of the players out
>>142144095go make an /mls/ thread you little faggot. we're done with you, you were wrong. you defended berhalter, you look like a retard, you are retarded
Adumbs is a such a dogshit player lmao. Rewatching the match, he really does just run around like a chicken with his head cut off. How did he start over musah
>>142148966Kill myself? You're the fag who insisted that every fucking player be some Yuro breedAnd we just got embarrassed by MLS rejectsEnd your miserable life
Freddy Adu speaks on the results of last night
>>142149064>Switching from deepthroating Johnny to deepthroating Musah
Go away Doyle. You lost
>>142149210Yeah I'm sure more Yuroshitters will work this time!
Why are people bigger fans of Gregg Berhalter than they are the team itself? The team is getting grouped, Gregg is in year 6, he's a failure. I don't get it, what does he do for them?
Why are people bigger fans of having Euro based players than they are the team itself? The team is getting grouped, this euro team just got hosed by a bunch of MLS rejects, they're a failure. I don't get it, what do they do for them?
Reminder puli vetoed Marsch because he knows Gregg is a beta cuck who listens to anything the players demand
>>142149238I'm starting to think more and more that besides Pulisic, it's a politics thing like high school sports where the coaches son gets to make the team
>>142149238He's just being contrarian because he's starved for human interaction. He'll constantly change his argument and move the goal posts because he just wants someone to talk to and someone to argue with. It's pathetic
>>142149308As opposed to the anons who post here and get really horny whenever that foreign flag appears next to a players name on Wikipedia?
>>142149238idk but I do find it funny how Doyle just pretends that we didnt lose 1-0 to Panama whenever Gregg rolled out his MLS all stars lineup kek.
>>142149373Clearly having more Yuroshitters wasn't the solution
>>142149373God I can just hear that shitty announcer of ours barking those names out at balls like 10 feet over the goal or wildly offsides>ACOSSSTTAAAA>oops it's offsides
Klinsmann IN
>>142149373Don't forget the Gold Cup loss we had with all the MLS shitters
>>14214923890% of Gregg support in these threads is bait.
>>142149482Gold Cup draw
Why should I care about the national team if none of the players play in America? I'm not watching these entitled babies anymore. I'm done as a fan.
Excellent bait
>>142148344He'll come here, get disgusted with the backwards mentality and then leave with a fatter pocket
So is Matt Crocker just a puppet of the federation? He has a fairly strong club resume which makes the whole thing confusing
balogun or haji wright bury that chance pepi had at 81' fuck sake man
I really just hate Johnny Cardoso You fags told me he was good and should replace Adumbs but he was absolute.dogshit so far
pepi for balogun.....that's so insane kek
>>142150001I honestly don't care about thatGregg should be fired for bringing Johnny to this tournament when he's such a shitterMusah, AcostaHell the bald fuck Bradley would have been better
>>142150067>I honestly don't care about thatthen you're a fucking retard. if the plan was to bunker and play in transition pepi is the LAST striker he should have brought on. use your head dumbass
>>142150094If the plan is to bunker then he shouldn't have subbed in a pussy in defenseJohnny's play as a 6 has been terribleAnd we need someone who is gonna commandI don't give a shit about how good on the ball he isJust fucking defend
>>142150148Panama put 5 against our back 5 and trapped them, the midfield were playing at a man disadvantage and were sprinting nonstop side line to side like, they were dealt a shitty hand and Gregg got out coached
turner and horvath suck tbqh. call up the 17 year old at the barca academy he cant be worse than these mlelsers
who do you guys want to replace greg?
cant believe gregg let my nigga musah on the bench
>>142150433ENTER
>>142150433I'm sure there are plenty of argie mercs that'd gladly take the job. I think gallardo is free?
Guys please stop being hecking racist towards our players it’s bad
dont make a new thread. let this die. we are wasting our short time on earth. this team is going nowhere and we're all cucks for thinking they could do anything special
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