Alberta flames edition
And I'm proud to be a FloridianWhere at least I know I'm free
Whalers
Say the line mcdavid fans
>>1420291350-7 in clinching games since 1993The odds of getting the same result on a coin flip 7 times in a row are 0.781%
>flames threadYeah I'm thinking shall
fraid so
>>142029153Your state is run by a bunch of shabbos goys
>canadian seething continues>muh hockey is meant for cold weather markets!! amerilards malding and on suicide watch about glorious sunbelt GODsGod is good. Praise jebus.
The fuck's wrong with this nigga
KWAB
>1993
La bama wasn’t played ):
>>14202918872 years old
>>142029188Is he developing Parkinson's?
>>142029180It's almost like sport is a competition and not a coin flip retard
>new the panthers would win the cup back before the plywood started>I didn’t make a betSad
please make AI image of Mcdavid with Taylor Swift accepting Con Smythe
Canadians and Americans wonIndians and Filipinos lost
They need to get rid of fucking Nurse and Kane
Are players allowed to fight like this
Odds of McDavid not resigning with the Oilers when his contract is up?
>>142029219How much penalty minutes do those two have?Must be a coincidence, surely.
now that the dust has settled why were floridians and finns cheering on their most sacred jew?
>>142029196who the fat one ????? hello :)
>>142029219Nurse has a full NMC :)
>>142029227Resigning as in extending his contract or quitting?
hmmm
where will McMeme demand a trade to?
My chocolates :)
Ryan nothing-happens apparently played 21minutes tonight
AHAHAHAHALAUGH AT MCSHITVIDAlso I'm amazingly happy for Luongo. He gets his name on the cup, right? >>142029247He'll demand 72 tranny hookers.
>>142029181Proud to be posting along side you
>>142029188FLA fans were booing him. Most based crowd.
>first ever player to refuse the conn smythe
WITH FINNS YOU ___
>>142029252I don't call him Coattails for nothing
Friendly reminder when talking to Floridians please call us champions when you address your superiors.
kingsfags fly under the radar far too much for being the team that got 1993'd
>>142029269>panthers fans>knowing that much about hockey and garyLol. I think you meant the oilers fans
>>142029188Jews age like rodents
>>142029248God I wish my Capitals were this good. ;_;FFS Ovi just get the record and GTFO already, you're so old. >>142029271A REAL FUCKING HOCKEY GOD AND A CANADIAN IDOL! A CLASS ACT!
I am proud to still get to be able to say>1993>1993>1993
>>142029273not so fast my friend
>>142029282
>>142029248we got too cocky gummy bears bros
>Drai leaves after next season to Dallas>McDavid will not sign in a team like edmonton again either>oilers become again the dumpster fire that they have been since forever>will accumulate a ludicrous amount of #1 picks>ruin a few of them>get a generational talentThe cycle continues
>>142029219But then we wouldn't get great pics of McDavid
>>142029298got em
>>142029247Laffs
>>142029246Sad
In all seriousness. Is this league literally rigged? The team that will bring the league the most money always wins
>>142029252i didnt even notice him
>2023 Stanley Cup Champions Vegas Golden Knights end Oilers quest got 17-0* streak>2023 Stanley Cup Runner Up Florida Panthers end the Oilers come back cinderella story in game 7 and become 2024 Stan Lees.What Pottery
Who gets announced in 14 hours?
>>142029305hahahahaSAVEDMCKWABD
>Mon visage quand une anglo equipe de canadienne est perdu en finale dans la jour de saint jean baptiste
>>142029247Vegas propably
>>142029247panthers and he wins the cup there
>>142029298Huh
>the blues are no longer defending cup championsF
>>142029323Eichel and Hanifin won't allow it lmao
Wow...ANOTHER southern team winning the cup, in 7 games when 4 was more realistic, what a SHOCKER in (((gary's))) NHL.
>>142029312Yes
>>142029247He needs to go a team with stacked d-core
>>142029342malding
I would kill myself if I was a pathetic fucking subhuman Yankee. Thank the lord I was born Floridian.
>>142029208>jests
>>142029348Hmmm, Florida?
>nobody gives a fuck the Coyotes just foldedMan literally no one cared about that team
how could mcdavid make himself likable? by dumping the oilers?
>>142029352Cope
>>142029317datsyuk is eligible isn't he? him, I guess
Has >your team won a Cup this millennium Leafs are not allowed to reply.
>4 first time winners since 2018get a new script gary you dishonest fuck
>>142029342Seething, go to bed. Are you some NEET fuck crying long into the night for the whole playoffs whenever soilers lost
>>142029208>Capitals beating the RangersWhy the fuck would you have thought that? >>142029360He's still playing in the KHL.
>>142029354KWAB
why is mcdavid getting all the hate
>>142029187this is the cycle of hockey. sunbelt team wins -> everyone gets upsets -> canada still doesn't win
>>142029362YESESAnd for this reason no matter how shit the Caps are or how washed up OVI is, he'll always be the GOAT.
>>142029362My Capies :)
>>142029368that's based of him
There are 10 teams that have yet to win a Stanley Cup:Arizona CoyotesBuffalo SabresColumbus Blue JacketsMinnesota WildNashville PredatorsOttawa SenatorsSan Jose SharksSeattle KrakenVancouver CanucksWinnipeg Jets
>>142029356>mcdavid>likeableBest player in the world but a complete charisma vacuum and obviously not fit to be a captain
>>142029247
>>142029362My Knights
>>142029350I'm not canadian, juan pablo sanchez.
>>142029298This chick is a panther fan. Shes in the facebook group. Her sister made her put that sweater on so she wouldnt get beat up by butthurt oiler fans outside
>>142029374drai obviously injured
>>142029222me in the middle
Came here to brag about Floridian superiority
>>142029384>Arizona Coyotestoo soon, m8
>>142029374Cause he's the greastest player evar. The "MJ" of Hockey.
>>142029363No I like this kino.
>>142029356I don't know how anyone can like him. He's the Poois Hamilton of ice hockey basically.
>>142029362Muh duckies, thank god
>>142029374https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C7PlMqsc5Cc
>>142029388keep malding about sunbelt legends panjeer kababs
>>142029384Cannot fathom anyone other than the Poo Jackets and Jest winning the cup
>>142029366its only 1040pm here
>>142029374Because he "won" the Conn Smythe, everyone agrees that Dreidel was shit.
>>142029374What do you mean? Draishitter was getting roasted by the ESPN commentators, crying about how he wasn't doing shit in the final 5 minutes of the game
>>142029394
>>142029356For me he has to stop being an attention whoring 25+ minutes a night selfish offense-only player, and start being 19 minutes a night true two way gigachad that is also an offensive threat like Barkov.
>>142029394Imma swim to Miami.
>>142029384Now list all of the teams that haven't won in (((gary's))) NHL
>>142029384Krakens are brand new. That'd be fun. You should do that one next Gary.
>>142029374Because he’s gone after next season
>>142029388>he's ashamed of being a canadianBut why
>>142029399This shit fucking pains me to this day, despite the fact Adin Hill doing the same move to the Panthers last year.
>>142029397MJ won 6 championships, not 0
>>142029389>Oilers fans start beating women when they losesounds 'bout right
>>142029269and so many leafs on social media are seething over itbunch of pussies kwab
>>142029384Good thing next year is /ouryear/
>>142029363wanna guess what all of those teams have in common?
why did all finns get off the laine bandwagon and onto the barkov bandwagon?
>>142029380Holtby save will forever be sovl.
>>142029399>knights could have been stan lee winners twice in 5 yearsfuggg :D too bad that's all over though id be surprised if they make it to the ploffs next season
https://x.com/FlaPanthers/status/1805435926497128789Lmao savage
>>142029312sun belt teams very actively suppress interest i don't know what crack you're smoking and there's 30 years of evidence all it does it gets the occasional autist like auston matthews to play in return
>>142029438>Liking Fuckman and Cheatman>>142029442The entire 2018 team will forever be SOVL
>>142029363My nuckies are next in line :)
>>142029440I do not know, tell me.
>>142029247I could see>rags>carolina>dallass
Our nuckies won the cup finally bros. the pain is over
>>142029443dream big bud kwab
>>142029441Everyone has always loved Barkov, tappara fans rode Laine dick.
>>142029452fuck and suckman
>>142029247it will be upto his wife to decide just like gretzkys wife did
>>142029386Bring it on. But leave all the femboy shit in edmonton. This is a loli city, they run things here.
>>142029452The nats team full of old boomers winning the the >baseball cup was also sovl.
>>142029444Based
>>142029462Literally cried a bit when he lifted the cup.How could anyone dislike the Panthers especially in favor of this fucking shitter-tier Oilers team that has no fucking class from top to bottom?
>>142029472Kill yourself
>>142029436I know, commentaries are asshats. >>142029444They've been on point.
would you rather be avalanches or rangers
Huomenta
>>142029444Love the rat in the cup.
>>142029480are you the same gay hungarian that was shitting on FL earlier saying they had no chance
>>142029491send potato chips
>sports analysts
>>142029312>The team that will bring the league the most money always winsSo which one is it, some autist was doing the calculations and claimed that Toronto Raptors fluking the NBA championship was the best, most profitable and most watched sport event in NA and said that a canadian team winning the cup would be a best thing as well. Which one is it lmao or is this all just cope?
>>142029455all gay, whole team.
>>142029497Yes but I was always rooting for FLA but I'm a complete doomer. I said so.And I honestly didn't expect them to win. Kinda think this was rigged.
oh hohohohohohohohohoho
>>142029501God I hate numales
>>142029463retard. im not dreaming, im pointing out a fact. they could have won it in 2017-2018
>>142029440Seething Sanjay
>>142029501>giving a fuck about a cursed Trophy>Maurice leads Kitties to back to back finalsKWAB
now that the panthers have won the stanley cupWhat is the usa NHL team that now takes the place of the American NHL meme team?
>>142029490At least the Rangers have won a cup with their own roster and not with gary's covid bullshit rules.
>>142029506Already posted here numale
>>142029491and a ching chong nip nong to you young lady
>>142029502the toronto raptors dont play in the nhl retard
>>142029517the OG avs cup was legit though
>>142029501Do you have the tweet of the dumb fuck from buffalo that said Reinhart was a bust
>>142029517Damn COVID went back to 1996?
>>142029480Snowbelters hate it when Miami teams win titles, they always say miami fans don't have as much passion as them and that they're fairweather fans.
>>142029495
>>142029516Kraken. And Utah.
>>142029498sent ;)
>>142029535Retard>>142029527Was not, that was a Nordiques victory under a different name.
>mcdavid has a chance to break Gretzky’s all time playoff points record>bo show in game 6 and 7Crosby would never
>>142029475Harper is a teds fan. This somehow checks out
>>142029513cup champs retard
>>142029513Holtby save killed the Knights, and the Hill save killed the Panthers, on the same fucking crease. Like Pottery.
>>142029472>>142029482Fucking KEK
>>142029550And he still got the Cope Smythe instead of Bobo or Barkov. Fuckandsuckman really knows how to rig shit.
>>142029523Very astute observation
>>142029523Toronto is so ridiculous and meme in the Canadian NHL that even a soccer team (Toronto FC) and an NBA team (Raptors) have already done more things and have even won at least 1 championship.while the maple leafs haven't done anything since 1967
>>142029564>give the mvp to a guy who got outscored by evan bouchardretard
>>142029547So Mark Messier, Adam Graves, and Esa Tikkanen was "their own team" but the Avs weren't?
>>142029523THEY SHOULDTWO TEAMS IN TORONTO
Still can't believe the butthurt Canadians devalued the Cope Smith by giving it to Conman McFraud
>>142029575Correct
Gapehole Queefs getting roasted by Senor Fernandez now kek
>>142029577It makes it even better that he refused to take it on ice. MCSHITVID A CLASS ACT. THE FACE OF CANADA.
>>142029543The Kraken has much less history than the MLS Sounders.and Utah, I just hope they are a losing team from minute 1and the columbus blue jackets?
SOUMI
Does anyone have that pic of knobloch shitting on the bills?
>>142029490
>look up 2017-2018>fucking ducks made it to the ploffs>only to get raped by the snorksLmaooo wtf is this league?
>>142029555Who are the tedd
>>142029590I mean, he at least knows he didn't deserve it.And Floridamen booing him was fucking awesome.
>>142029178Lets do a quick rundown shall we? During the rebuild Penguins acquired>Fleury>Crosby>Malkin>LetangWhat did fucking Oilers do?>Sign Jack Campbell multi year deal which turned out to be shitshow>Draft Puljujarvi over Matthew Tkachuk which literally bit you in the ass>Draft and sign Nurse an eight year $74 million extension for doing nothing while passing on Morrissey and Zadorov on the same draft yearWhy the fuck they haven't fired their entire scouts yet?
>>142029535fraid so
>>142029581Avs don't acquire Patrick Roy and Claude Lemieux without relocating. 1996 Nordiques would've had Jocelyn Thibault as a starting goalie and Wendel Clark
>McDavid's girlfriend built a small electric sauna in their house to honor her finnish roots from the pastKek Mcdavid's offspring will have finnish DNA
>>142029593THE RUSSO-FINNISH ALLIANCE
the farts are iffy now
>>142029617Should ask Barkov to impregnate his gf.
>>142029613Fleury - 1st overallMalkin - 2nd overall Crosby - 1st overall
>>142029603asterisk play offs
>>142029564Bob shouldn’t have collapsed
>>142029482Always good to see the certification post that it worked.
Where do the oilers go from here?Do they sell the farm in hopes of taking one last crack at the cup before drai's contract is up?
>the first Finnish captain to win the cup is really a RussianSad!
>>142029613>Oilers turned down CuckchuckIs that as bad as Panthers trading away March Assault and Reilly Smith to Vegas Draft and then Smith getting the game winner against Florida and Marchy getting pre-cope Conn Smythe?Why is NHL full of these ironic situations?
>>142029638As long as mcdavid is on their team they have to go all in
>>142029638change their name to edmonton nuclears then they'll start to heat up
>>142029630Yeah it was a shame that he basically wasn't there for 3 games but he was there for 4 out of 7. McFraud also missed at least two games completely despite not being taken out like Barkov. >>1420296386 feet under I hope.
>>142029626Hall - 1st overallNugent-Hopkins - 1st overallYakupov - 1st overallMcDavid- 1st overall
>>142029613>Hall>Nugent-Hopkins>>Yakupov>nurse>pulju>holloway>brobergOilers cant draft for shit
>>142029651More like Edmonton Meltdown. Or Reactors so they can implode.
As a native Floridian, I fucking hate Canada. You dirty snowbirds need to stay up in your shithole. I'm glad you faggots get to go back empty handed.
>>142029640finland superiorrussia sucks and inferior
>>142029550Crosby literally went without a point in game 5, 6 and 7 of the 2009 Stanley Cup Final
>>142029662Based Floridaman
>>142029615The softpusy have never won a legit cup. Get over it, you softpusy canuck faggot. Congrats on your country losing ANOTHER cup so you have to latch on to the softpusys like you do every season, faggot.
>>142029662haha you get to deal with faggy east coast garbage and french people
>>142029662God bless you. o7
>>142029638I think they should be relocated to Québec since Flames have now been confirmed as Alberta's teams
I made this image 8 years ago.And now it's a reality
>>142029665But the penguins won so cope
CATS CATS CATS CATS
>>142029658Yakupov...kek i memba him
>>142029668You look like this >>142029598
>>142029662Based. I wish they'd take all New Yorkers with them aswell.
>>142029676Based Kitty Lifer
>>142029501
>1993 lives onThank god
someone explain >1993 to me
>>142029687One can only hope.
>>142029678Thanks to my nigga max talbot
>>142029648Marchessault wasn't traded
>>142029691NO CUPS SINCE 1993
>>142029676You're doing God's work
>>142029279We 1993'd the >laffsAsk them about game 7 of the Conference finals. They'll tell you about Gretzky's high stick that didn't get called.
Why don't Canadian teams just start winning? Seems easy enough.
>>142029697Not in the literal sense, but Panthers let Vegas have him if they took Smith with him so they could shred both of their contracts.
>>142029697Yes he was given up for free
Relocate the Oilers to the actual oilsands and don't make them play hockey anymore make them work in the tarpits. That'll fix the team.
imagine watching the nhl lmao if I wanted to watch a movie where the bad guys win I’d turn on star wars
Who's next
>>142029700I'm not a fan of the LA Kings at all.but that logo that they used from 1998 to 2002 seems to me to be the best in their entire history
>>142029696He was clutch, hood he gets a head coaching job some day https://youtu.be/7oVdFjLK-yA?si=vOiJIcydtIYEx6o5
Is there a Canadian team that isn't in terrible shape?On paper, the Maple Leafs should be winning their asses off but we all know the Maple Leafs. It has to be Guantanamo-tier torture to be a Leafs fan.
>>142029691last time a team based in Canada has won the Stanley Cuplots of individual Canadians have put their names on it every year though
>>142029691>doesn't knowbthe 1993 memeAre you an ylilauta tourist? It's ok, welcome
>>142029711Hopefully the jets
https://youtu.be/D40tI8Juztc?si=HLqLiOLYq62vy1YiIt’s up
>>142029711You know who
>>142029711Smashville
>>142029711Minnesota
>>142029711LET'S GO UTAH! Would be a meme and a half.
If Ian cole didn’t blow two games the soilers wouldn’t have made it this far.
>>142029701You'd think so... but something always comes up! It's like a voodoo curse y'know. It's an unexplainable phenomenon.
>>142029691A Canadian team last won the Stanley Cup in June 1993. Since that time Canada has won a championship in the MLB (Oct. 1993) and NBA (2019) and USA has won a championship in the CFL (1995).
>>142029711I think we should give Krakheads at least until year 6 before they should be included in cuplet humiliation rituals.
>>142029711Who literally cares about this? The only relevant bait images are those who haven't won a cup in X amount of years. Let's start with.. say, 25 years back. That should make niggas seethe.
>>142029691In 1993, the Habs had the refs check Marty McSorley's stick in game 2 of the SCF. The Kings were up 1-0 in the series and leading the game late in game 2. McSorley's stick had an illegal curve, so it was a penalty and they tied the game on the penalty. They eventually won in OT. The Kings didn't win another game and played two more OT games before losing in 5.
>>142029708>panthers >bad guys
>>142029683go home: >>>/lgbt/
>>142029153I'M FLORIDA RAYZZZGUY CHECKIN IN BUT I WAS ACTUALLY PULLING HARD FOR THA OILERZZZZZZ AND THEY LET ME DOWN AND I'M KINDA RAGING NOW BUT HAD TO CHECK IN TO POST THISI AM OKAY BUT JUST KINDA ANGRY(I'M A LIGHTNING FAN NORMALLY BTW AS YOU KNOW)
The panthers unironically should have won 16 games in a row but let shit teams like lightning, rags, ruins, and soilers win games they shouldn’t.
>>142029711Preds, just so they can have a chance to redeem themselves over that ultra choke against the cantpucks
>>142029691
Its uphttps://youtu.be/NevKXRzo86s?si=xcbdBxnoYsEHxm7Z
FLIMFLAMS WIN THE CUP BY PROXY!THANK YOU BASED TKACHUK
>>142029717>on paper a team that has justin woll as their starting goaltender should be winning their asses offlol thanks for the chuckle retard
>>142029708But the Florida Panthers is one of the most sovl organizations in the NHL with a ton of sovl people?The Soilers were the bad guys kek. They literally have trannyfucking drama queens as their most important players and an actual cock-choking insufferable faggot as their head coach.
My devils (:
>six new finns written down in the most difficult to obtain chmpaionship cup>the cup will go all around Finland for a week or two
>>142029731Never fucking ever, I hope they explode and humiliate Flower one last time.>>142029708Turn off your VPN pajeet leaf.
>only southern teams that need an increase in jersey sales win cups>teams with fans that will buy the jerseys regardless of the outcome do notYeah, there is some (((curse))) out there, for sure....
>>142029734AMERUCAhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_30VjNREhAM
>>142029753If only the Flames would've won in 2004.
>>142029765when will it make its trip around florida?
>>142029759rEgUlAr SeAsOn mAtTeRsOkay, okay, we all knew Samsonov was a shitter. But Woll is legit good.
The last two Canadian major sport championships belong to Toronto.
Why does Gary keep making my penguins play the senators in bum fuck Canadian towns during the pre season?
>>142029734>that fucking picrel
>>142029768Seething Sanjay
>>142029755OEL is literally still on my Nuckies' payroll
every year i'm more convinced this league is rigged. shan't be giving gary any of my money
>>142029753How many times has a Cope Smith been awarded to someone from a losing team? Just Those two?>>142029770It was never a goal
>>142029711N/a/shville!
>>142029765are there any sports besides rally, formula 1 and ice hockey that finns dominate?
>>142029748Think of ALL of the ad revenue, concession revenue, parking revenue, travel revenue, jersey sales revenue and race-mixing commercial propaganda that would be missed out if that happened though
yeah, i'm beginning to think KWABand a big ol' >1993:^)
>>142029773Sad
>>142029779FUCKING SAVAGE
>>142029780Retard
>>142029748Panthers were dogshit and blew 3 games straight to the Oilers. Really makes you wonder how they won the first 3 to begin with.
>>142029711teds-sens sharts-kraken(as a crossover wc)teds-shartsshartsbettman leans into a "whodda thunk it" angle booking next year while still ending in another fun belt city
>2020: Lost in the Finals >2021: Lost in the Finals >2022: Lost in the Finals>2023: Lost to the first round to the Toronto Maple Leafs >2024: Lost in the Finals
Me to McDavid: https://youtu.be/eNynxWZK30A?si=r9bnBrozoDza12vs
>>142029785According to my calculations Gary missed out at 17 playoff game revenues this year.
>>142029772He's injury prone and behind the forwards cheating high every game and mo rielly forgetting which side he's supposed to be on and matthews offering him zero goal support
>>142029472>>142029482hahahaha the flat chest is a certified status symbol
>>142029753"labor disputeIs Gary and his yiddish friends STILL calling it that?
>>142029791They got too cocky
>>142029748cool it with that anti semitism, chud.
>>142029781also these 4 guys
Did you know that medically assisted suicide is the 4th leading cause of death in Canada?I think after tonight you might see it bump to 3rd or even 2nd.
>>142029803The sabres haven’t made the playoffs in 12 years or something lol
>>142029791>be unstoppable force of nature beating beast teams like the Rangers>face the inferior Soilers in the playoffs who struggled against a struggling Dallas>rape them until a 3-0 series lead>suddenly forget how to forecheck>forget how to backcheck>forget how to score>your wall of a goalie is suddenly swiss cheese>GM7 happens and snap back into formYeah, it's fishy as fuck.
It's pretty pathetic to make fun of a fan base for caring about their team. how sadistic are you.>how dare you enjoy things
>>142029779>thanks for winning since we can'tWhat a cucked franchise.
>>142029813Cope
>>142029794How does he age so poorly, looks like a ghoul
>>142029791rigged league
>>142029823Check out Bobrovsky's SV% in that series. He took 4, 5, and 6 off
is Kippers still ded
>>142029823gary told them that we need a game 7 for more money and ratings
>>142029800How much did he not miss out on?
are leafs really that unhappy that edmonton lost?would they really cheer for edmonton just because they are canadan?would tonrontoese really be happy to see montral win the cup?is calgary celebrating as hard as floreda?
>>142029818All those Soilers fans who flew out to Florida today will suddenly die over the next month
>>142029189>Move team from Arizona to Utah>Dump ownership of team after leaving a dumpster fire behind in Arizona AND in Utah>Blame Arizona when your garbage proposal gets tossed for being garbageI'm fucking LAUGHING.
>>142029794>>2023: Lost to the first round to the Toronto Maple Leafseven his first round exits are KWABworthy
>>142029841Look that the opening thread image bud
>>142029794Corey Perry will ALWAYS have raping Sidney Crosby in the Memorial Cup to look back on
Evil is defeated
>>142029845are they not rioting? I saw pics of people crying but I just assume if you lived in Edmonton this would happen on a daily basis
>>142029189>a jew gets richer and doesn't have to worry anymore about the controversy he createdHmmm, seen this one before.
>>142029841Only ultra-casual bandwagoners actually follow the “Canada’s team” garbageI’d rather the drought last 100 years than see another Canadian team win.
>>142029841i havent watched this kiked out globohomo league in almost a decade now.
>nba concluded with 5 games>dallASS wins one games but overall loses to Boston>NHL concludes with 7 fucking games>losing team down 3 - 0>suddenly they even the standings>other team suddenly forgets how to play hockey>proceed to win game 7I mean.. with even the shittiest tickets costing around 1k, Gary isn't being very sly about dragging this out forever. Sus series desu.
>>142029859Why would they support a known terroristic country?
>>142029384>Columbus Blue Jacketsliterally who?
>>142029839Oh and of course Game 7 was on Panthers ice as well with tickets costing 5 kidneys each.
Reminder Florida is the greatest place on Earth
>>142029861If Game 7 was in Edmonton they would've
>>142029271thank you for using my imageI made it because I think Townsends looks like Shannon
>>142029865based. I cheer for my team and my team alone
>>142029870espn would've been on suicide watch if both series ended in 5
>>142029865I hate the oilers but it is anti-hockey to cheer for a pathetic hockey market like sunrise
>>142029841yea just like all those boston ruin or seattle kraken or minisoda mild fans are celebrating a cup win tonight because a team from america won, right?
>>142029885>sensiblechuckle.gif
>>142029841Canadians are just not good people. Because of their lust for a Canadian team winning the cup, they'll even support the scummies teams possible out of national pride. Just Canadian things.
>>142029840Have no idea
>>142029879>Those are prostitutes flown in from Winnipeg, aren't they?
>>142029885>can't even take out eastoid trashSad
>>142029859That can't be fucking rael.
>>142029890softpusy is SEEEEEEEEEEEETHING about my Wild, yet again. 7 years strong for this faggot seething about a team "he doesn't even think about." kwab
>>142029870yeah but you're not supposed to ask questions
>>142029881Thank you for making that image. It is great, and also the Orange Fool connotation is hilarious
Thanks for sharing this thread with me CHEDsisters, but it’s time for me and many other victims of 1993 to put hockey and whatever glimmer of hope we had for Canada to bed. I won’t be a sore bitch and Muh refs or my Gary either. The series was called fair. It was just one of those feelings as the storm rolled in over Sherwood park and the 3rd came to a close, I felt the sun had set on Canadian hockey. There won’t be anymore dreams in driveways of game 7 Stanley cup winners. Every kid in Canada will be reminded of how dreams really don’t come true even for their hero Mcdavid. Zoomers like myself have already largely tuned out of watching regular season games. Watching 2 months of California hockey felt like such a chore. To top it off every playoffs from here on out will reward being diving fucking faggots. Enjoy your summer inside flames posters (I hope every one of you pedos gets the rope) wow just like my islanders too, that’s hilarious. /hoc/ will be relegated to bant and you all deserve it. Captcha related is most of you
>>142029841Having no personal opinion but only possessing an objective view based on my time spent on /hoc/ and other various non-reddit hockey discussion platforms, the oilers fanbase are the worst fanbase in canada when it comes to being logical, level-headed, objective, nice, not-rude, condencending AND having a huge victim mentality. I'm not surprised that rest of the canada hates them, some of them are completely out of touch with reality. They were cheated out of the cup by the reffs, it's all rigged, it's never their own team's fault. But yeah, I'm not surprised that rest of canada hates them. Just look at the thread lol
>>142029867for me, it's since 1998-99
>>142029889True. My order of cheering >my team>various other canadian teams>northern american teams with soul/history>rivals in canada >sunbelt
>>142029927You're going to have a bad time
>>142029889>>142029927Cope leafs.1 9 9 3 T OI N F I N I T Y
>>142029870>ignores all the dimeless garbage for 30 years before
>>142029875>florida man>entire state is one giant trailer park>cubans>niggers>jews>elderly jews >meth>mosquitos >tomahawking chugs >swamps>niggersFlorida sucks. There's better states out there.
miau miau miau
>>142029273WINMedia guys need to get out
>>142029384>Arizona CoyotesStop making up fake teams
>>142029945I'm not ignoring it, I'm just saying this one is more fishy than usual.
>>142029944your team has no soul bud i'm sorry
no but real talk, why was gary trembling so badly tonight? he could barely even stand.
>have draisaitl and mcdavid>still cant win shitmaybe they shouldnt give all their salary cap to few players, holy fuck the oilers piss me off how their managed
>>142029841Provinces like Quebec gives two shits about other Canadian teams
>>142029421The Steve yzerman model. He can’t
>>142029953>1 9 9 3
>>142029954he has fewer shekels in one pocket than the other
>>142029927>my team>whoever knocks the laffs out of the first round>all other canadian teams but the edmumbai mcbusts (laffs will never make the second round so no risk there)>whoever knocks the edmumbai mcdavids out>northern american teams that haven't beat my team for the cup >sunbeltThis year was weird
>>142029956I think it is fucking hilarious.
>>142029954Maybe he has parkinson's? His bobbleheadness has progressively gotten worse over the years
>>142029954He was ejaculating inside his adult diapers at giving another stanley cup to a sunbelt team for the 31st year in a row
>>142029954he was so elated he could barely compose himself
>>142029954When you sustain life from the souls of little orphaned children for 30 years it starts to take its toll.
Hockey hockey hockey hockeyPanthers Lightning Florida hockey
whats the situation with mcdavid and femboys?im a femboy, could i score with him?
>muh sunbelts reeeehave you ever considered that, maybe, just maybe, your team is dogshit and sunbelts are just better?
>>142029956Still masterful how Panthers jebatied the Soilers to run Draisaitl and McDavid for like 25 minutes. >>142029954The jew was trembling becuase of all the shekels that were made.
>>142029924Yeah well what are you good at Finland? Nothing. I thought gookmoot rangebanned all of you, who even asked for Finland’s opinion
>>142029977I fucking hate you so much, I hate burger king and their shitty commercials
>>142029989>>142029979Based
>>142029954he needed to devour more american foreskins for nutritional sustenance
>>142029956Drai has an affordable contract at the moment, wait after next season lmao
>>142029978You should go for nice guys.
>>142029662Tell them to take the Quebecois back with them. Phony Frenchaboos.
>>142029927>my fantasy players>my team but ironically >meme of the month team >making fun of gary>my team but unironically
>>142029979If that were the case, they'd win without gary's help
>>142029979NopeRigged league. It's obvious to everyone but people like to pretend they can't tell for the memes or because they'd get kicked out for bringing it up
>>142029956More proof that defense is still king no matter what. Rebuilding teams like habs and flyers prioritizing on building a d-core first.
>>142029927Honestly whenever my team is out I just take in the playoffs as they come without really cheering for one
Remember tonight and this season as the moment hockey entered a steady decline
>>142029997Literally me minus the fantasy. That's cringe.
>>142029999wasted digits, if it was rigged Canada would've won
>>142029998>>142029999cope shit. if your team was better than why didn't they win in the past 30 years? oh wait that's right kwabs
>>142029946You forgot one word. Champion.
Flames and Islanders
>>142029927I cheer for whoever gary hates the most Let's go JETS
>>142029984Aussie asked, you're just third partying here. Guess my post really struck a cord huh
when will they get an NHL team? They'd probably win a cup before Canada does again.
filtered the md5s of the attention-seeking crap the aussie spams, except for the ones i like/vxByZeMgY232rAIp8lVvBw==//aVpoQiGnjB8vdWdqaDWU2Q==//TsS3XQvME4++tD93n/Uhmg==//QWX3Y6p3/xSwBkJ2Lq2ZuA==//JkhsDnVqLHBikAaON1RAGQ==//6WBa6L5Vp7CWN+18xHPksg==//kSvzjxhIm8xJZcMSBEqduQ==//MaiZYjD4X8g1yBLpfE4oYA==//V/rWYvGPQon3KOirpp2TOw==//YDdepCtYTCF+O+kjRwlpxA==//LwmrxC+urLfPdT6oULwT+A==//U0xJY6vUJ779kTOyubgkHw==//K/Szvy64BlqhUIKpZRHaDQ==//XiPHEsFsrru3DSrFz5MM/A==//mEMvmAyG1+Th5KvOPm+hRw==//6+/rwncXa/wGVdFZaoQnSw==//6WBa6L5Vp7CWN+18xHPksg==//EBe8fVplROPxcxzXpiDyKw==//kSvzjxhIm8xJZcMSBEqduQ==//lMygIJvH7aF+dxFAyhGBBA==//p/TtgKbxryJt264gyHpjSw==//jFD8J93cR/B2r6XyyHHVBQ==//HEOLjUFcRAjY15PMgPzzZA==//gRFMd4ohdhoGtnaGKycX4w==//YDdepCtYTCF+O+kjRwlpxA==//2Smk9ir/JTL2GJCFAN/kTg==//A7ZeLqrOKux2Wo71zl5L0Q==//MaiZYjD4X8g1yBLpfE4oYA==//o1VKrxhF/PsjiDFwzieg1Q==//y/NVPunJKjRFlVT32q7A6Q==//vloGmN5LLGM0Fu4tCe3XfA==//kSvzjxhIm8xJZcMSBEqduQ==//7RUJzQwVcxPp1gPMp6tWzg==//2Q47fapsjz6JppJO88TMrw==//PNayk7YxbLvpmIfqhkh2DQ==//JHtHWhLiKe8sSSjTSxXmmQ==//aVpoQiGnjB8vdWdqaDWU2Q==//PYbnPURBsYXYiJ77alNTJg==//oGxBceJ7910OHOyXZllzeg==//kSvzjxhIm8xJZcMSBEqduQ==//MaiZYjD4X8g1yBLpfE4oYA==//O7O0JE0JeixYNK/gf2L5CQ==//p/TtgKbxryJt264gyHpjSw==//LwmrxC+urLfPdT6oULwT+A==//Awve9KE5zY5iknACrCRk0Q==//zX5ZTdfrHkJ/gqXzkO92eQ==//Q0kg0njQjkAD2+P7EaxRSg==//X1LIF/CWdGgc5Rf2DCqD1g==//vnZpkpRFj2Sisjpc/F0geQ==//fCfyw5ldFa2Jmh08O/QBJw==//ONj1xLxcG/vWDGMLc4y9Kw==//vloGmN5LLGM0Fu4tCe3XfA==//6WBa6L5Vp7CWN+18xHPksg==//FhKR/dp2N8o05xXcbBcwTw==//uCEk4whzjccaJ16QtMhglw==//5+/Hc/f1Lh9i/DfqsuIBqw==//bfSz11NtX2N3ll5+X9Mhkg==//gDrJe31TMhm/brYXN5rRIQ==//xYZd1LzCGqIGcKs/lur2Jw==//RoWsCwm27JOT1ffS8Cow1Q==//fD/n5lK52hLNQds3VmYYWA==//8JddfVJnXIo+Ieev5QHM4w==//XiPHEsFsrru3DSrFz5MM/A==//gRFMd4ohdhoGtnaGKycX4w==//o9rOnKmo/Gh+sXd9fcYvGg==/
>>142029979They sure ain't better at growing the sport's viewerbase that's a fucking factIf the Oilers had won hockey would have exploded in popularity but instead that druggie filled shithole Florida helps kill hockey ratings once again
>>142029979Their management is also dogshit as wellRetards think their teams can win cups with idiots like dubas holland and treliving as their GMs
>>142030013they won in 2004 but again: the league is rigged
>>142029979reverse happened in turn left and no one gives a shit about that now either. turning regional things into nationalized slop is gay
you get what you FUCKING DESERVE mcdavid! if you ask for league max you will never win the cup.1993
>>142030013My team wins every year, retard.
>>142030010>my oilers didn't win>the whole sport is in turmoil and will declineVictimand over dramatizing much
>>142029999>It's rigged against the "face of the league" who just got the most fraudulent participation trophy in NHL history because... it just is OK!
>>142029946Shut the fuck up Pajeet
>>142029956What has Finland ever managed to victory
>>141903124Anon?
>>142030005The panthers aren't a defensive team. They don't even really have a minute muncher like vegas and colorado had. They are an offensive puck possession team
>>142029362yes :)
>>142029865This is the ONLY stance if you're not a plastic fan.>>142029889>>142029927Plastic cuck fan mentality>>142029924I see you've also been reading a bunch of Oilers game threads on HFboards over the years
>>142030026>malkino the only 100+ point player on this listI kneel pongbros.....
>>142030022>It's been 17 years since we wonHold me...
Which one is the most likable Canadian team?>VancouverFuck Vancouver>FlamesCringe logo and cringe jersey>CanadiensFrench people lol>SenatorsNo chance>Maple LeafsCan't advance from Round 1>OilersMost unlikable team in the entire NHL from top to bottom with literal scum both on and off ice personnelShould I root for the Jets?
>>142030020¡damas y caballeros, sus campeones de la copa stanley, las ciudad de méxico avión de combates!
>>142030044>(((livingstone)))opinion disregarded. they all stick together.
>>142030051The jets are cool. Small market underdog
Is old man Holland coming back for another year or are they looking for a new GM?
>>142030022>If the Oilers had won hockey would have exploded in popularity but instead that druggie filled shithole Florida helps kill hockey ratings once againlmaoing at this complete and utter giga cope. the only thing this retarded chart show is that hockey has always been and will continue being a niche sport. congrats, you're not behind fucking MLS lmao
>>142030022>1994>2007>2021Three of the four lowest rated finals have Canadian teams in them and the other was the COVID meme year. Do you think this helps your case, Ranjeet?
>>142030031Florida has 20 times the people of edmonton. NHL prints money when Florida wins. Even if florida cares 1/15 as much as edmonton, it's a win for the nhl
>>142029188>>142029199He's actually piloted by one million ants
>>142030014Say it again. Say it louder, deeper.
>>142030051for me, it's the jets followed by the canucks, because canucks fans were cool enough to smash up vancouver
>>142030051I've found senators, jets and flames fans being fun and nice people to have around
New ducks logo is shit. Too edgy. Should be black eyeballs
>>142030011It's extremely cringe. But do I give a single fuck? Nah.
>>142029924I was at the VGK-EDM game when VGK killed their streak. First time I ever met Soilerfags in person, and they were the most insufferable fags I ever had the displeasure of sitting next to. They were loud and obnoxious in line and on the way to the seats and I had to sit next to a group of them. Those cocky shits would not shut up about mcjesus and how Vegas should never have been champs and got all uppity when the short handed goal happened but when they got scored and for sure knew they lost they disappeared like niggers at night in almost an instant.I fucking hate them, I rather sit with >Rags.
Why are Western Candians rooting against Edmonton? Are they not Western Canada's team?
>>142030084kirby (america) ass logo
>>142030051Flames jersey is the best in the league
>>142029981>Still masterful how Panthers jebatied the Soilers to run Draisaitl and McDavid for like 25 minutes.They were doing that against my Nuckies too. It's a one line teamtfw both the starter and backup got injured and >we had a 23-year-old AHL third stringer in net for the whole series, averaging like .840, and it still went to 7 games and 1 goal (plus an OT own goal). With even league average goaltending that would've been over in 5
>>142030067>Even if florida cares 1/15 as much as edmontonproblem is they don't though lol
>>142029924This is unbelievably biased holy shit kek Canucks Games 5-7 all had /hoc/ OPs of "Soiler Elimination Day" "McDone" and then Oilers win and Canucks posters cry about it. Then against Dallas, same shit, "Soiler Elimination Day" "Dallas in 5 ez" and when Oilers win it's "rigged for Canada, Gary's team, McMeme." Can you guess what happened when Oilers went down 3-0 to Florida? Wow, the exact same shit!And now that we lost you're trashing us and you wonder why we hate snakes like you for pretending to be innocent when you're the one holding the goddamn murder weapon. Fucking retard.
>>142030083Are you the youngest sibling perchance?
>highest viewership was boston chicago>peaked at 5.8 million viewers>NBA and NFL literally shits out this many viewers in a single, random regular season gameChrist hockeyfaggots are embarrassing lmao.
>>142030067>Florida doesn't care about hockey but also have a lot more people that really care about hockeyI'm sure this makes sense to you.
>>142030090Because the fanbases cheer for their team and not their rivals.
>>142030084>Metallica - Enter Sandmangrim
The bears won the Calder cup again
>>142030094It is if you were exlusively listening to Offsrping back in the early 2000s.
>>142030084Not cooler than the Sharks (hard to be cooler than a shark and teal) and not even cooler than NPC colors Kangs.Anaheim is a complete snoozer of a franchise.
>>142029305>Didn't show up to receive Conn Smyth>Didn't bother showing up to the game
>>142030098soiler fans will buy the jersey regardless.
>>142030099Mad soilers fanboy detected
>>142030090>why dont iggles fans cheer for the cowgirls>why dont redsoxs fans cheer for the yankeesretard
>>142030099Turn off your VPN faggot.
>>142030104Just like my islanders
>>142030097>he really thinks an american goaltender would've won the series
>>142030098Gary is trying his hardest okay! Cut him some slack
>>142030114CAPITALS BROSWE ARE SO FUCKING BACKCAPS WIN THE CUP 2029MARK MY WORDS
>>142030094Flames is slang for homosexuals thus gay and cringe
>>142030114>Le not be beholden to an NHL franchise and try to win the AHL everyyear club
>>142030121You first Finland
>>142030084ameridorks have to make their cartoon characters look like serious business and epik
>>142030104YWNSTPTO...
>>142030126>>142030121
>paul maurice is 5-0 in game 7sNeat
>>142030139I wish I was a VPN. ;_;
>>142030131So mad you didn't even try to deny it
>this didn't result in a goal
>>142030102I dont understand the logic here, care to elaborate? I am talking about fanbases here
>>142030149Because I don't have a VPN you fucking retarded schizo
>>142030137Yeah but hockey players can at lease speak the Queens English. Don't hurt yourself trying to figure it out, I'm being racist
>>142030109if 20 million chinese people followed hockey you would not say "china cares about hockey"stfu with these semantical arguments
>>142030153The sens and flames are little brother teams
>>142030123Numbers don't lie to be honest
>>142030151I thought this was gonna be a goal tooI shit my pants in surprise when nothing materialized even after all those other shots.
>>142030151It's called being the ultimate GOD of ice hockey. McCantscoreona35yowashedupalcoholicdarfdogdingrussian.
>>142030099Seething Sanjay
>>142030157>this mad at an acronymDamn ong nigga you mad frfr u bussin buggin jej
>Paul Maurice: So if I could have one thing more it'd be for the Winnipeg Jets to win the next Stanley Cup
>>142030084The orange is so disgusting that shade doesn't belong on any jerseyWill be only wearing the teal and black this year
>>142030173I wouldn't be if I just jumped on every winning team's bandwagon like you did, snake.
>>142030163I dont talk about teams, I talk about their fanbases. Which are nice people, which are not, etc.
>>142030151It's almost unearthly how anti-clutch mcbust is. Whatever little bit of extra DNA a champion has, he doesn't
Why are europeans so happy to cheer for their local shitty team
>>142030151yeah the panthers have actual defensemen like forsling instead of geeks like kulak and ceci
>>142030156>USflag mad about Oilers getting hate>totally not an assmad leaf sure, next you will say you are the Laffs beaner in mexico
>spencer knight>leon draisaitl>kappo kakkosay hello to the newest busts in the nhl
>>142030083>He finds flames weird child porn anime posting fun to be aroundEvery one of you will get the rope
>>142030163Not anymore. Sens are better than the Laffs and Flames are better than the coilers
>>142030151>here's your next Gretzky, bro
>>142030191How can I prove I don't use a VPN so you shut the fuck up forever? Jesus Christ I live in America and I root for the Oilers. How is that so hard to comprehend?
>>142030083Flamefags are chill, I'd let them get the rake last.
Could the next thread be flames themed? lots to discuss given the draft is soon and marky is out
>>142030193
>>142030197WHAT THE FUCK
>>142030204Only if its Tkachuk as the OP
I've seen i trol u's leaked discord messages. HE is a tranny and has been dating kippers.
>>142030098To get more fans, you need to establish some level of success. Excluding recent success, the thing you probably remember the panthers for is:>being swept in 96' Stanley Cup.
>>142030207>she doesn't knowlmao tranny
>>142030193You're kinda proving my point here about some fanbases being utter shit>>142030181Keep seething Sanjay
>>142029977>>142029986Goes great with Publix coffeeI rule this dayDiving hooking tripping clippingIt's okay if I don't want thatAndrei or Sergei BobrovskyRussian 'tending my wayYou rule, you're seizing the dayAt /sp/Have it your way(You) rule! (^_^}
>>142030137wtf does YWNSTPTO mean
>>142030183>fanbases without fans are nice
>>142030197HOW WAS THAT NOT A SOILERS GOAL?HOW BAD DO YOU HAVE TO BE TO FUCK THAT UP?
>>142030197Volumes
>>142030197>97nice
>>142030200You might live in america but you're still a canadian. No other poster here with an US flag is so far gone as you are man, I wasn't kidding when I said that you need help
>>142030224Look it up.
>>142030232Would've went in if he practiced instead of beating off to traps all season
>>142029676how's it feel?
Say the line, Connor.
>>142030232gary activated the magnets
>>142030239>he says behind his vpnOkay Ranjeesh
>>142030197Holy FUCK, I've only seen the side pics of it but this is so much worse than I thought.
>>142030051>nuckiesCringe chinamen>flamesPedos>habshon hon hon, but they're alright>snesComfiest fans in Canada>laffsCringe tryhard and also >laffs>soilersWorst fans in the nhl
>>142030240i tried, google gives nothing for STPTO
kwab
>>142030245Don't need parctice when the hockey gods just blessed you.#blessedt. McHamilton
>>142030255>>142030252oilers lost1993
>>142030252>he starts no u:ingKek keep on seething Sanjay, you browns are really into things like this
>>142030197Connor McJustNotReadyYet
>>142030218Uwe Krupp with the OT winner kek. Everytime he played my dad would say his name like "Yoo-wee Kr-r-roopah"
>>142030269>he's just not readykek i remember that commercial
>>142030197Bulju would have scord that. Just saying.
>>142030051Oilers are the only team with potential to win there's not really much else you can ask for in a franchise
>>142030277you can ask them to ACTUALLY win but the oilers are too shit to deliver
>>142030277Maybe not be insufferable fucks basing your entire team on TWO players. And maybe have a head coach who's not also an insufferable cunt.
>>142030218my dad had the 96 avs season highlights tapeprobably half of it was about the red wings series and the panthers series was like, seven minutes at the end
Ekholm looked ready to kill someone after the game was over.
>>142030294>>142030294>>142030294NEW
>>142030277>potential to win>nurse>skinner>drai out the door next season>mcdavid will not sign if there's no help coming>absolute dogshit prospect poolYeah good luck. Oilers are dead in two years but sont worry, they will be gifted many #1 picks again :)
>>142030286You tell him Hungrybro. I didn't even know they have rinks there.
McDavid should not have let himself be drafted by Edmonton. Where was his father to protect him from Edmonton?
>>142029717actually I enjoy laughing at laffs fans, fucking suits pay for tickets and dont even watch the game.
>>142030128Retard
>>142029711Buffalo is just sad.
Awarding the Conn Smythe to a losing team's player is essentially telling the winning team they didn't deserve to win.
