Previous >>142000765News ->It's Poatan FIGHT WEEK>Anthony Smith getting cupcake
Shit thread
The schaub goose gang aint taking applications b!
Remember when Schaub ran the Spartan 10k endurance course as a 6'4 Mountain of a Man?
Prime Gane was Special..
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lXP33Iq8_KQschaub truck
>>142032163Gawld that's a munster trugg
>>142032163I prefer this
>>142032163Will never understand people who obsess over cars and shoes. Literal females.
>>142032236If dana hadn't fucked fighters over with the Reebok deal I'd imagine lots of top flight athletes would be making the walk to the 'gon in thicccboy merch. It's super high quality, durable, fashionable
Joe Pyfer's aura seems decimated in the latest /heem/bedded
Motivation
past 2 thread editions have been kino
>>142032163>probably forced to change the channel name >under 1000 views Are YouTube and Disney haydurrs b?
>>142032419I'm pretty convinced it's illegal. At first I thought maybe he is generating enough merch to offset cost but there's no way in hell. The winner will probably end up being his eskimo brother Dana Pink
People acting like holloway knocked out gaethje is the biggest astroturf psyop of all time
>>142032107Who is "Baby demon"
>>142032477More of a local news issue but this troubles me greatly
>>142032330I'm 100% my kot would heem most of the dorks here even though she's quite small for a cat she has a wide stance and can do pretty impressive leaps and muscle ups
Aura
Circle Gane is the co-founder and CEO of the language-learning website and mobile app, Duolingo. He is also the co-creator of CAPTCHA, the challenge–response test used in computing to determine if the user is human, and creator of reCAPTCHA, a service that protects websites from spam.
DC NO
>>142032657
>>142032559>kothttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q-ELetcW6wIDo you like käärijä
https://x.com/mma_orbit/status/1805366646921478373?s=46&t=RakHFqE_AcmFobL51_gNdQgane trying spicy food
>>142032843>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v4Y0HOPL5GU No this was the only one I liked that we sent
>hey lets keep it clean, no shamanic enchantments. https://youtu.be/EmY3r-dxPQc?t=847
Jiri will prove that shamanic witchcraft is no match for sheer autistic willpower
>>142032963Nice. Very cute apustaja
oilers won
>>142032916Thought she was slapping Toe Rogan
>>142032916Her onlyfans is dead ? Or onlyfans is dead>>142032963>>142033062>>142033166>>142033209>>142033399>>142033307RATE MY WALKOUT SONGhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NaVIgqfDWf4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hy1YTWOlRiM
pavlobitch is a fool, he punches like strickland (wild arms swings, inflatable flailing arm tube men)
>>142033509https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wAqTaGl2kIc
>>142033570>>142033595>>142033608Dagestan music is about mmaThey are built differenthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NaVIgqfDWf4
>>142027036does anyone have a webm of him heeming that dude in the 2v1 freak fight
>>142032916ew
You god damned cocksuckers don't support terrorists DO YOU?
>>142033509Fuuuuggg. Kojima bagged Mia goth?
>>142033866Id beat the shit out of Strickland
>>142033766I do
>>142033866Strickland trying to pearn how overhands work DDP is FUCKED
we need mr beast to purchase the ufc and get these fighters fucking paid
>>142034041You the faggot who whines about bringing up mma analysts in an mma general?
>>142033939oh ok
>>142034087No that's you when people mention guru
There is only one american
>>142033866Elite stricker
>/america/ is one person
>>142033866Sean’s right hand is the shortest ugliest punch I’ve ever seen
>>142034094Here you go bhttps://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/141697529/#141718709
>>142034112Don't you zoomers have a fagcord you could be contained in?
>>142034087no idea what you're talking about you schizo
>>142034157>schizoI'm sorry your gefilke was spoiled this morning chaim
I made fun of Chandler for years... now I have my own Hap... FUCK
bedtime mma is a wigger
>>142034174if you're the fin everyone hates i think i get it now
Alex Volkanovski gets his cock out in the Woolongong Woolies freezer ilse for "personal reasons" (drunk)
>>142034184Just k*kes and anglos I get along fine with Nords, Bulgars, Spaniards, Balkans, etc
Dana White should pay fighters less, so they would start fighting more often
>>142034236That doesn't actually work, that actually results in them fighting less often (see Ngannou, Costa, Strickland)
>>142034153I don't understand your pizza hut babble
>>142034265it actually works, look back just 10 years ago and see how active fighters were
>>142034184It was kind of a joke at first but his brain is actually drugged out and rotted, just has random incoherent outbursts accusing random posters of being hackers or his internet foes
Ooh he's really revved now
>>142032128Want his number?
>>14203427610 years ago Jon Jones was fighting twice a yearAnderson Silva was fighting twice a year, some times once a yearGSP twice a year, often once a yearThere is literally no difference from back then to now, your imagining that people fought more often than they did because of nostalgia Fighting twice a year is the norm and always has been
>>142034276What do you think about Trump's idea that illegal aliens should have their own mma league where they fight for a green card
>>142032252You put conflate Cars and Shoes? You're little bit not right
>>142034335Sveribro is right b, you're either a magpie or a woman if you chase after such things
See a man with a Moustache, say it's Poo instead, laugh your head off.Whaaa?
I will heem myself
There's just something so disingenuous about his posts. It's like a random kid inserting himself into your lunch table talk
>>142034365I live a nice Car. I'm not materialistic at all, but two things I want is a nice House and a nice Car. Maybe a nice Car to you is a Lamborghini or Audi R8. You wouldn't get me man
>>142034323now jon jones fighting once every 3 years, Islam, khamzat once a year, so no idea what you mean. In general higher paid fighters fight less.>>142034328Sounds fun, probably president candidates should fight for POTUS too
>>142034416I think he meant a flashy car and expensive sneakers not a decent car and good leather shoes since we're discussing Schaub
>>142034309Go wipe my grandads ass bro
>>142034441Islam has had 2 fights in 8 months. He will have 3 in 12 if he fights in the Abu Dhabi PPV
Just picked up a TILLFART from Ikea
>>142034335Carfags and Shoefags are gay in the exact same way when you think about it (unlike me who's 100% straight)
Absolutely fuming now, going for his greatest hits can't wait for him to start spamming about Putin again>>142034441Best case example is McGregor, sadly their politicians are paid way too good to fight but that would be kino
>>142034461Don't go back on your words mate, if was never mentioned that everything has to be in Brendan's style. I look down on anyone who buys expensive Trainers, I'm happy for anyone who's in a position to get the expensive car they love. Your life must be that of Bee.(My country)https://youtube.com/shorts/O8D7IZMRupM?si=_czx_APPz84ZsA-q
>>142034502Alright man you just keep keeping making that Honey and keep your focus on the essentials until you die, remeber don't look left or right, keep buzzing
for me, it's buying a trugg that's too expensive for my haydurs to afford (broke reddit bitches) and wrecking it on camera as a flex
remember when tyron woodley tried stand up comedy
https://youtu.be/nYjlAWDPS7U?si=hBu7EMGbF5l16R4ACyril "Porki" Gane on hot ones
>>142034531The shuddering man doing the Strickland stomp looks like the guys down my local, there's always something expensive that's good but usually it's just a brand or silhouette people are buying and that's too Schaubesque for me to respect
>>142034508>fuming Talmbout the old man poo fumes you inhale from wiping their schaubs b?
>>142032252Women dont care about cars you literal retardIts a man thing>>142034335He is a retard>>142034365>>142034502Retarded carlet
Chiesa is a fucking dead man
>>142034587Ciryl needing glasses explains the punches to the back of the head
>>142034461>flashy carsTerm only used by carlets
>>142034441>jon jones fighting once every 3 years,Which is why people are asking for him to be stripped>IslamIslam has very consistently fought twice a year, he's only missed one year due to pandemic shitHe's actually one of the more active champions and is speed running his divisions record>khamzatHe gets aids every time he fightsYou're also acting like fighters weren't inactive back then either
FACT: Paul Felder is a better BYM host than Smiff. The absolute state of pawldcasting
>>142034622Post your motor mon amis
>>142034643It was especially dire today, he treated d rod very disrespectfully and was carried through the mike perry interview by perry
>>142034648I wontAnd this is irrelevant to car knowledge anyway
>>142034587reddit is down the hall and to the left
>7 seconds into ufc 303 countdownwhat did they mean by this?
>MedsDiscarded>Man in the wallsReturned>CIA microchipRemoved>FireplaceDestroyed>WifeLiving in fearWe are so fucking BACK Tonebeasts
>>142034909Not even good and AI made this
>>142034753Kek that killed me. What's the origin of this shit?
>>142034909Reddit
>>142034609>Its a man thingTits or gtfo
the ufc cut to what's his name after tony so that he could pretend tony's residual cheers were for him. he has never heard anybody cheer for him before or since this moment
>>142034705Disgraceful response khaled no shame in your payment plan peugeot but you called us carlets>>142035009Wym? Those are all real events in Tony's life
in retrospect, conor mcgregor killed both mma and boxing with his fight against mayweather
erm, is gane . . . a draw?
>>142035111>Wandy, Tone and Reyes sitting next to each otherFucking boy overload
Put the Hand Gunz Down, Remember the Name, CM Punk, are there any decent ring names out of Chicago
>>142035261In France
should i learn how to speak fluent french just to watch ciryl gane interviews?
>>142035261on reddit
>>142035261he's black. of course he'd be popular with the fr*nch
>>142035387he’s not very interesting, in fact he seems a bit low IQ
>>142035261gane is everything we HOPED mcgregor would be, and so much more.
>>142035444You speak french?
>>142035387when is this french faggot fighting again? It's been almost a year
it's officially over
hang in there mike
>>142035558As long as he’s not doing commentary I don’t care
>>142035533Getting ragdolled by jailton in September
>the fighters actually get fed decent foodremember the dwcs back stage packs of chips sandwitches kek
Yeah I'm a jacked Taiwanese boy whatup
>>142035719umm.. you're chinese
>ciryl gane seems low iq>oh you speak french?>*sips irn bru* just don't like 'em mate
>>142035009Dude fuck off you are always here.
oh nononoi knew he should have added some arm hairs
ciryl gane designed and built the international space station
Schaub said he could beat up Gane
>>142035558He's worked ppvs before you idiot
>>142035745She thinks there's only one anon from England here kek (feels good to be able to say England now instead of just the UK)
jiri pre coped by crediting shaman magics for pereira's powersits ogre....unless jiri uses some weeb magic to even the playing field. this could get interesting. Tune in Saturday to find out.
i can't stop watching this bruh why does he look at the ref like that
>>142035829no he hasn't
>>142035847The poppadoms, I'm waiting
>>142035847Guy saves this. A joke about a sex act with a child doing it. Fucking freak loser, seriously I cannot begin to fathom how much better my life is compared to yours.
>>142035898This BETTER be spammy
>>142035959It's a joke about all bongs being the same b
>>142035959>>142035971Doubt spammy knows what poppadoms are
Aight Ill catch you guys later when these superlosers Finland and England fuck off
For me its K-1
>>142035994Lmao, kwab even>>142036008July can't come fast enough, can you post the K1 videos you posted before I'm phoneposting and don't have them saved
>>142036008thoughts on strickbeast beating the fuck out of anpo?
>>142035923I didn't even think about as sexualising a child, could have been anyone, you're the freak to fixate in that.So are you the guy with more money that anyone else? I don't think we cleared up your situation and stance last time
>>142035990You fucking fool, I hope they bully you again later about wiping Asses, you're just as bad as those weirdos
>>142035897Yes he hashttps://mmajunkie.usatoday.com/lists/ufc-287-commentary-team-broadcast-set-dustin-poirier-desk-analyst-joe-rogan-daniel-cormier-jon-anikApologize.
>>142036030Sorry homie they didnt save on streamable :( I will have to cut some up again.>>142036036How much does anpo weigh? I would love to see UFC fighters stickly kickbox or muay thai desu, like a UFC striking only league would be perfect for me
>>142035009yeah that all happenedhere's a 911 call tony's wife made after one of his schizo attacks https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FJGdNkdEQ1M
>>142036084not clicking your ip grabber
>>142032559My kat? my Kat heems yours
>>142036141Ip in your coke
>>142036104https://x.com/beyond_kick/status/1805593687386189991?s=46&t=bkbVUMe8pYaLESbWhv8TWQhere’s the clip in case you hadn’t seen it, no idea how much he weighs they claim strickbeast is 40lbs heavier though
>>142035558Yes! Finally a calm, original, non narcissistic chap with a normal voice
>>142035888ref is on ketamine
>>142036171yooooo sick gonna watch this rn and give you my amateur feedback on it
>>142036121Sorry I meant the origin of the joke, that style of format
>>142032916It's crazy how much she ballooned the last few years
>>142036171shota sean will never learn how to throw a 2, sad!
>>142036171That was a legit little scrap, both were banging and caught each other, strickland did eventually beat the piss out of him and looked a bit heavier, both have bum ass technique but who cares about that, just bleed
>strickbeast
>>142036222
>>142036255>former k1 champ has bum ass techniqueYou’re not selling me on K1 here b
rob had some surgery in his jaw for an abcess 10 days out from the fight and was on anti biotics
>>142036171Think about this for a second, Strickland actuals Spars harder than his real fights. This is Bizarre world. I don't think I've come across anything more backwards in my entire life
>>142036289>instant recovery pillowstrick
>>142032077>that sad plate of chili macNo wonder he pulled out. Lost all will to live.
>>142036321OOOOHHHH ONE OF THE FARTHEST GOALPOST MOVES YOU'LL EVER SEE
>>142036063Bit rude mate, I don't wipe anik for coin so I don't mind some spaz spamming it. I was just joking take it easy I know you're not raj>>142036104Quality heemposting is always welcome>>142036153Age, breed and size?
>>142036171>hammerfists
>>142036308just how SHIT is shitkram shartiskerov?
>>142036337shota shart can't even heem with a perfectly timed counter. His right hand technique sucks and he doesn't hit hard
>>142036402>>142036289
>>142036382note this was before the opponent switch so he was down to fight khamzat 10 days after the procedure
>shota
>>142036415 not a heem
>>142036348You wipe old man ass for free? That's very humble.
>>142032163I kneel
>father, I want to play soccer!>no! you will be fighter and run gym as front for terror organization! now spread hole for father
>>142036433>His right hand technique sucks and he doesn't hit hard
>>142036448True.
What does Khabib do now
strickbeast walked down and dominated the best striker in the poofc for 5 rounds straight
>>142036448correct.
>>142036488actually that striker was never good, don't know if you heard
>>142036321the dogfucker has a great chin
>>142034175She made fire ass wings and her hap took a bite out of all of them.
>>142036462Prepares the Muslimeen for jihad
sean is the only middleweight who couldn't heem drunk izzy
>>142036488
wtf is shota
>>142036348I'm forced to live amongst Pakis, how much worse can it get, I try to forget they exist any fortunate moment there aren't any present and enjoy it. Then you call me one, it's the worst insult possible, I'm not even joking and trying to get a laugh, call me a dog or even a piece of shit instead if you feel the need to be dumb, I wouldn't even mind
>>142036382Don't worry, because if he won you'd be screaming he's the best in the world. He could go on a run from here
How did the anti-heem gloves turn Rob into a heemer what's all that about
pakistani yakastani pakistani wonk nose paki
>>142036302not trying to sell you on anything, i post k-1 shit as an outlet for my retarded autism because i have no where else to sperg out about it.
>>142036589they didn't, shitkram is just that shit
>>142036589anti heem gloves just reduces the hitspot. if you have precision your heeming abilities are unaltered, enhanced even.
>>142036554It's hentai where women have 2 foot long penises with a vagina tucked under the balls.
what if the ufc uses the antiheem gloves to rig fights? Imagine only DDP gets them vs Jizzy
how could ackram lose he beat warlley freakin alves
>>142036614>if you have precision your heeming abilities are unaltered, enhanced even.Izzy will heem
Full camp Kramdaddy without a double weight cut heems the kuffar
>>142036589>anti-heem glovesMeme all along.
>>142036670he had a full camp doe
You see that flag on the top of my post. Yes, that means I can heem every here easily.
>>142028076sounds based from Jiriwatching now
>>142036596there has to be somewhere better for you to post K1 and discuss it with people who actually know what you're on about, you're mostly posting into the void here
>>142036562Fair enough I can't imagine how awful it must be, accept my sincerest apologies and condolences
How do muzzie faggots itt cope with knowing that their heroes would stone them to death if they knew the faggots they have for fans.
>>142036682We taught you how to read and you haven't forgave us for it
>>142036704Stfu nerd no one wants to read your boring posts and the welsh poster is actually doing heem a service posting about K1 even if it makes you seethe
where does Dricus stand in the mw goat conversation if he beats Izzy too?
>>142036704This but also about ONE
>>142032107Fuck Dana
>>142036771We watch ONE here
>>142036757ties the chris
>>142036818>We watch ONE here
We only watch /TKO/ approved programming here
heeminder TKO Group does not acknowledge the existence of powerslop
>>142036884What about AEW
Alex is using shamanistic magic to enhance his fighting, confirmed from Jiri. I knew Poatan was a fraud.
>>142036905That's a Dana White Productions® enterprise only. Whoever goof doesn't like it can go fuck themselves.
>>142036905They allow Power Slap ads during UFC broadcasts and it takes place at the Apex, I think it's fair to say Power Slap is TKO approved
Pereira vs. Prochazka 2: Evil vs. Good
UFC 304: Belal
>ABOUT TKO>TKO Group Holdings, Inc. (NYSE: TKO) is a premium sports and entertainment company that comprises UFC, the world’s premier mixed martial arts organization, and WWE, the recognized global leader in sports entertainment.
>>142036988Can't wait for Blaydes to knock that underbite wearing wensleydale wanker's smug head into orbit
>>142036965does tko even own a peice of powerslap or is daner using company resources to promote his private business?
>>142037024Belal
Jiri CONFIRMED that Alex is cheating by using magic shamanic spirits and that Jiri will never cheat by frauding with the power of spirits or Jesus Christ in the cage. He's truly the greatest natty fighter of all time.
>>142037034You gonna file a report, bub? Just enjoy your heems and keep your hands on your lap.
>>142037046Who's that
>>142036988>I'm actually rooting for that marblemouthed inactive idiot of Peon because Belal is THAT badrigging the first Usmen fight against Covington killed the division, hopefully Giacomino and Shavkat don't flush each other
>>142037079Usmans active reign didn't kill the division retard. Colbussy would've been the worst champ ever.
>>142036727Kaffir do not adjudicate the matters of the Ummah
>>142037095>flagchecks out
>>142036722Great. By the way I looked hard for that picture taken on the Train you wanted and actually FOUND the fookin ting, it's a Gem. I asked if you wanted to see it a few days ago but got no response just checking incase you just didn't see the comment
jiri will heem
>>142037056jiri winked at the camera suggest that hes going to use weeb magics ninjutsu or someshit in the fight to make things even.
Talmbout colbrokenjaw "fights once a year" gayass turdvington?
>>142037079>inactiveIf gayna didn’t have such a hardon for colbitch Leon would’ve fought long before December last yearAlso heeminder he accepted every matchup he was offered for 300 and they all declined
we are here btwhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JWFKqlB4-nQ
Jiri will distract Alex with his sister’s huge gazonkas as she flashes him in the crowd
>>142037140We watch that shit here b
Covington is trash
>>142036988
>>142036988>let's put their face sideway on the poster hoping people won't recognise those boring cans
>>142037205Ufc London in 15 years
>>142037120Might not have been me I was away most of the weekend, post it mate this sounds spectacular just make sure to discuss mma/combat sports so the peanut gallery don't get you in trouble again>>142037079Same here but for Belal, I don't like his style but him winning will end Leon's turd of a reign and make the j*ws of heem and tko seethe. I'm quite sure he'll be a more active champion than Leon has been
>>142037119>>142037186Cuckoldby is a trash duck who fights once every 2 years. Only a spastic would want someone like that as champ
>>142036554japanese word for young boy, usually referred to by people on this board as illustrated pornography involving young boys and older women
>>142037034.>Power Slap was created in 2022 by Dana White, Lorenzo Fertitta and Craig Piligian, in partnership with Ultimate Fighting Championship and Endeavor, and produced by Pilgrim Media Group.Endeavor were involved at the beginning at the very least. Could of changed with the TKO buyout I suppose
>>142037232You ever find bits of peanuts in the turds you wipe from old mens asses
>not wanting gold shorts on this peach
>cham-ACK
>>142037237or young boy and older man, as is the case between Sean and his father.
>>142037155Beast
>>142037256You seem to get especially triggered by anti Ariel Helwani posts. Curious
UFC on ESPN: Lemos vs. Jandiroba
>>142037307Being molested by a father figure is the best base for MMA
UFC on ESPN: Lesbos vs. Jandiroba
>>142037307How the redditors here still think Shitland is heckin based after he wept on Theo Von escapes me
ummm.... cheesed to meet you
UFC on ESPN: Lesbos vs. Jandisrobeya
>>142037232Would have just posted but didn't want to risk another b*n for nothing.
>>142037347If you think people read the entirety of your pig latin you're even more damaged from clozapine and old man poo than I thought.
LMAO
>>142037115Your satanic pronouns aren't real.
>>142037416Woah, he hecking cried? Guess I can't enjoy his fights anymore. Damn.
>>142037416reddit only liked him because he cried
Reyes could heem jiri or potan
>>142037416crying is fine but waiting for a titleshot he feels entitled to by paying his dues in that performance against costa goes against everything he supposedly stands for
cuckby won
>>142037444You have something against pigs b? Not kosher enough for you?>>142037430Yeah it's hard work with numpties like the schaub obsessed yank around, I'll catch you at a quieter time/when the football is on and the commission are too busy
>>142037471why do you pretend to enjoy boring tepid jab matches?
>>142037232Zhang Weili (born August 13, 1989), nicknamed "Magnum", is a Chinese mixed martial artist. She was the former Kunlun Fight (KLF) strawweight champion and currently competes in the strawweight division of the Ultimate Fighting Championship (UFC), where she was the former UFC Women's Strawweight Champion. She was the first ever Chinese and East Asian champion in UFC history. As of July 29th, 2021, she is ranked #4 in UFC women's pound-for-pound rankings.Zhang was born in Handan, Hebei, China. When she moved to Beijing, she had several jobs: worked as a cashier in a supermarket, worked in a kindergarten and at a hotel, as well. She started training martial arts at a young age beginning with Shaolin Kung Fu being inspired by Kung Fu films, then would later start training in Sanda when she was 12, and Chinese wrestling called Shuai Jiao. Later in her career she would also pick up Brazilian jiu-jitsu (BJJ) after watching others grappling in the gym where she worked as a fitness instructor. She then transitioned to MMA. In a Chinese television show in December 2019, she mentioned that Hong Kong Action Superstar Donnie Yen was her inspiration to compete in MMA, and that Donnie Yen's 2007 feature film Flashpoint was her first introduction to the sport of MMA.
>Abdulmanap started his gym as a way to keep kids away from terrorismWhy does Khabib hate fazza so much?
>>142037470But you still fear us
>>142037458back of the head shot, Colby by DQ
>>142037501I don't have to pretend b
>>142037458>The headkick that schaubrealm'd usman lands on the back of Colby's head and does absolutely nothingLiterally unheemable.
>>142037495I'm against pigs that are pedophiles
>>142037502Flashpoint is a peach
>>142037521Oh sorry, what mental disability do you have that makes you enjoy boring tepid jab matches?
>>142037502Wow, Weili is a fan of Donnie Yen? She's probably too young for Jackie Chan and Jet Li films to be fair. That bird looks livid lmfao I can't believe you managed to find this
>>142037512Disgust is not fear.
Quite painful. She's probably forgotten by now, if I see her again I'll pretend to be interested in fashion ask for her number
Clozapig soliciting a fellow inconsistently medicated freak to stalk random children on the train
>>142037576Never got checked, just like fights my guy.
>>142037564Isn't it an integral part of your Ariel Helwani culture
>>142037619Is this a part of your culture?
>>142037603You can't heem the ice any more than you already have b, I'd just deny it though if I was you tbf
>>142037650I'm one of the channers who doesn't watch any anime or japanese stuff besides Rizin occasionally, sorry your spammy screenshots are proving ineffective again
>>142037578Nobody can say wmma is a joke anymore, weili is fucking as high level as it gets, not sure who's beating her.Definitely bamboozled kek, I was so mad at myself at first, but not I'm glad for the memory, life is about experiences, getting out of your comfort zone, otherwise you'd be lifeless average Joe's just going through the motions like these guys here. Thanks for saving this artefact from being lost forever
>>142037720>wmmaWe don't watch that crap here.
Anyone have that webm of that skinny japanese kickboxer?
>>142037696Oh okay you're only into kids if they're not cartoons. An interesting contrast with wiping old man ass for a living.
>>142037606And look it's one of the angry jaded drones now kek, you see mate.
>>142037488It's definitely his Rubicon crossing moment of faggotry, he was already being a bitch around the Dricus fight but if you think he won it's maybe forgivable>>142037481Kek good point
>>142037471
>>142037650OHH OUT COLD
Wew loving this gossip hour maybe next we can make up new rumors about each other
>>142037757Just admit it can be decent now, the top fights are way better than the lower end male fights. That was never possible once.Godspeed
>>142037786Are you speaking clozapig latin?
>>142037797Sean walked down the man that walked down Yoel.
>>142037570Flashpoint? You mean the flash in my phone?
chama
>>142037786He's especially demented this one along with his kwabsfailian waterboy>>142037879The film that inspired Weili b
>>142037879Use your context clues bappa
>>142037868Paulo walked down the man who stood in front of Izzy for 5 rounds
>>142037766
Come back after a few hours and England and Finald still addicted to the thread. Id pay so much for a photo of their greasy faces.
>>142037880I always got the vibe if rose and alex switched bodies they would enjoy their new lives better
>>142037868redditmero was never good
>>142037850What's the best moment of your year so far? Be honest mate
>>142037902Are you going to ask him to stalk some children for you next. Perhaps an old man to wipe down
>>142038033Hearing my grandfather shoved a fat finnish man who tried wiping his ass
>>142037902Ah right, I didn't know>>142037916At least you're getting a bit of personality
>>142037492kwabotyay
>redditmero was never good
tell me about finland, why does he wipe the arses of old men?
>>142038226Community service for stalking and screaming at children that theyre indian
>>142038080That was quite funny too haha, I do give props when they're deserved. Crazy that men and unmentionable have given your life a bit of meaning. Your highlite reel of human interactions have all been made here, with some influence from us.Iron sharpens crap
>CHArMin ultrAhmm
>>142038226Got fired from being a fry cook because he ate all the pizza. now he has to snack on old man dingleberries
>>142038340Don't shit your pants, crybaby. Clozapig might try wiping you down.
>>142036037>I didn't even think about it like that>Pedo bong exposedYeah I'm sure it's a normal thing to see for you
>>142038441Ok now you're pushing it, quite while you're ahead and don't try and milk it. The original joke has never been funny (maybe the first time). Go to Bed, try and think of some new original material and come back tomorrow, I may listen and give it a chanceMay
>sean's only heembrazza>reddit rob's only heembrazza
Hey wait, one more thing. Tell me your name so I can ask for you when I've got nothing going on and need some cheap laughs. You'd be one of those guys in the gym they like to use to try out their new flashy moves risk free
>>142038645You're too old for clozapig to prey on and too young for him to wipe your ass.
>>142038849
>>142038645When he really gets cross he starts spamming about Putin in a combat sports general, I guess it's on topic since he's a judoka
what the fuck is a clozapig are you talking about clozapine?
>>142038657It's the best way to beat them, a Paul Craig fluke is usually too risky and they will outpoint anyone if it goes the distance
>>142038990>CrossHaha that word always makes me laugh, it's the kind of thing middle aged sexless female teachers would use with me in primary schoolWhat name can we give him? He's missed the chance to give himself a respectable one
>>142038990Is putin old enough to wipe down mr piggy>>142038974Too old for clozapig
>>142037991How many times do you think Pereira would cum on Pat Barry's fat cock while he prone bones him?
>>142039105It's spamz b, you can tell by the samefagging and "other posters" encouraging him by asking questions, took me a while at first. Cross seems like the best way to describe being so petulant and stroppy
How about Moe szyslak? That's how I imagine him
>>142039080Clozapig is the obese old man ass wiping pedophile finn soliciting another nutjob to stalk women on the train and take pictures of them. They are both on clozapine
oh god are the “heem personality” name larpers trying to make a comeback? please kill yourselves all of you
>>142039238Kek say it ain't so, that's as sad an act someone could pull. No cross is definitely accurate, just amused me that's all
>>142039325alternatively, get your head straight.
>>142039238meds
>>142039308this is an mma thread, sirtake your faggot drama to a discord server
>>142039238You have schizophreniaBut the real question is whether youd wipe putlers poopy pants for a pizza
>>142039325Can't help a rare flag I would hide it if I could tbch
>>142039325Nobody has used a name, and nobody has referred to any of us in that fashion, other than variation of insult names by the American Failure
>>142039384I agree. Pizza piggy needs to stop having schizophrenic breakdowns at random and take his clozapine. We don't understand his pig latin
so many of you need to kill yourselves
>>142039497So you can whinge about K1 posting in a combat sports general in peace?
>>142039497how come every time I log on in the morning some scottish retard was up at 5AM talking about namefags, care to shed some light?
>>142039575Would you wipe putlers poopy for a pizza?
>>142039384>>142039486Even your fellow countrymen see how pathetic you are. Stop! If not for your own dignity do it for them, you're embarrassing the poor fellas, I can see VPN shops in their Google history >>142039308
against a ghost, my prodigious mixed martial arts abilities would be nullified entirely. yet within my home there isn't a more likely paranormal opponent. this is unjust.
cringe overload threadremind me to never come to nu-heem again outside of game threads
>>142039615Would you wipe putlers poopy for a pizza?
>>142039585What are you doing up at that time? What do you do?
>>142039773You'll have to come here so I can remind you then
Heem used to be a friendly placeOne of the rare generals where people were actually nice to each other
>>142035857Don't worry Guru picked Jiri because he was winning until he lost. Its DESTINED for Jiri to win this fight. (Ignore the Rakic fight though)
>>142039972I can't imagine such a thing, between the spammer, the aussie threatening to dox people and heemsters telling others to heem themselves it's been fairly hostile the whole time I've been here
average iq of a mma guru’s audience is probably about 86-87
rakshit beat jiri the same way alex did
>>142039972
>>142040170Jiri has to throw a no hitter to win. Alex just needs one. Jiri will win every round and get KO’d in the 4th
>>142040280Yeah but to be honest, if I was a teenager, I probably would have watched that shit too. He is the modern EDP445
Just ran a simulation of Ciryl Gane vs a xenomorph
>>142040427Who fought the xenomorph after Gane ducked?
>>142039972it's 5 or less mindbroken anons responsible for 90% of all unfriendly behavior
>>142040427yeah uhhh if 90 lb dyke sigourney weaver can do it I’m pretty sure the ubermensch can
>>142040222Putler poopy for pizza or no?
>>142040529what the fuck does that even mean?
>live in Denver>finally get a UFC card after 6 years >it’s a WMMA main event and one of the worst cards with a crowd done since covid >mfw
>>142040462>>142040502Ciryl defeated the alien 50-44
>>142040427What was the result
Daily reminder Cyril Gane has turned down multiple title shots because he’s afraid of anyone who can grapple
>>142040572>live in Denverthis doo a clone
Gane is a faggot.
>>142039972I used to browse /heem/ almost daily. Now it’s only during PPV weeks. Too much mental illness and too much gay shit
>>142040630an interim belt is a title shot fight as much as the bmf belt is
>>142040653I’m not in Denver proper but close enough. Most anons here won’t know what Longmont is lol
>>142040697Funny that gayne was willing to take the interim title fight against lewis then isn't it
Yeah, I could kick your ass. But so what? It brings me no joy.Peace.
>>142040678I'd recommend bahtfights but it's like 8-9 in the morning for US viewers it seems
cultist ortega? cultist ortega heems
>>142040630he’s french anon what do you expect
>Arman Tsarukyan has been suspended 9 months for throwing a punch at a fan during his walkout at UFC 300. His suspension can be reduced to 6 months if he produces a video for an anti-bullying campaign. via. @mma_kings)
>>142040654The Savanna-IQ Interaction Hypothesis, derived from the Savanna Principle and a theory of the evolution of general intelligence, suggests that more intelligent individuals are more likely to acquire and espouse evolutionarily novel preferences and values than less intelligent individuals, but general intelligence has no effect on the acquisition and espousal of evolutionarily familiar preferences and values. Ethnographies of traditional societies suggest that exclusively homosexual behaviour was probably rare in the ancestral environment, so the Hypothesis would predict that more intelligent individuals are more likely to identify themselves as homosexual and engage in homosexual behaviour. Analyses of three large, nationally representative samples (two of which are prospectively longitudinal) from two different nations confirm the prediction.
>>142040829FUCK we're actually in the gamrot title shot timeline
>>142040829>anti-bullyingbased, i fricken hate bulliesFUCK BULLIES
>>142040829MMA is a weird sport. Being suspended a year doesn’t really mean anything. Tearing an ACL isn’t a big deal cuz lots of guys fight once a year anyway
>>142040340What fucking happened to that guy? Sickening to see. Has he retired or did he find more success with that promotion.
>>142040561Would you?
noooooo not a 6 month suspension for a guy that fights every 6 months aaaaaahhhhhh
>>142040829They should get kwablobitch to do it instead
Well look what happened on the latest episode of embedded. They are gonna give Smiff a title shot for beating Dolidze
>>142040775lewis was just the next and final fight to get to the real title shot against francis. aspinall trying to defend the interim belt is proof that it's currently worthless and will simply be replaced with a real belt after jones retires.
>>142040960Forgot about heembeddedCheers anon
>>142040561We've been ignoring him and it's been working fairly well. Not sure why you're exciting him again. It's been nice and serene here for the last 15 minutes
https://x.com/johnmorgan_mma/status/1805634263465001153?s=46&t=bkbVUMe8pYaLESbWhv8TWQHerb Dean is reffing Pereira vs Prochazka 2
>>142040829bullybros...
Aspinall might get promoted to champ like reddit rob
>>142041058What’s he betting tho?
Gane effortessly defeated the man wih the highest takedown accuracy of the heavyweight division
>>142040630His last fight was a spectacular beatdown over a grappler
Marty status?
>>142041014Embedded is some boring shit>I've been working hard, been in the training camp, been eating clean, I'm grateful to all my fansAd nauseam, FUCK Dana white
>>142040862>TimelineGo back
>>142040829I wouldn't produce the video. Fuck bullied kids.
>>142041049Don't poop yourself, clozapig might wipe you down
>>142041122I can't go back to the other timeline sadly
>>142041132He should make it with Chatri, Chatri hates bullies and he hates liars
>>142041099pereira and herb are bros after the jamawl nut pause
>>142041117You’re not wrong. I don’t know why I enjoy embedded but I do.
>>142041117that's not dana's fault man
>>142041058It's ogre for Jireddit
>>142041177I watch them too
>>142039972If Finland or France dont do their thing heem is fairly peaceful
I'm swallowing pool water
>jireddit tried to go viral by planking in the ring
>>142041239What's my thing bub? I've been calmly discussing combat sports while a lunatic has been spamming about old man ass and medicine for hours on end
>>142041058THANK YOU ARI
I have a feeling Jiri vs Poatan is going to end in a gruesome injury
>>142040222I remember when I found out there was a mma general arround here, I was genuinely surprised how people talked to each other, compared to the rest generals and boards>>142040678Its been like that since spammy spammedIdk this the only general I feel like coming back to when visiting this gods forsaken place
>>142041269You'll heem your belly
>>142041117It allows you to keep up with side characters outside the main storyline
>>142041297Idk I can't pinpoint exactly what you do but you end up in a fairly amount of hostile arguments, I think the frenchtard who starts spamming and mentioning everyone int the tread posting links is far worse
>>142040794Appreciate the suggestion Finnbro
>>142041297What part of stalking women and whining that poopy putin will be insulted is on topic
Lads I'm headed to Reno this weekend to visit family. They have sports books everywhere. What’s a good bet? I suck at MMA betting
>>142041297I know how the knife feels, I will let you know
>>142041437I was attracted by the gamethreads and found heem that way I was growing tired of the site too but somehow this general is fast moving enough to keep me interested>>142041470Have you considered that maybe the retard doing the arguing isn't me, I once blogposted when I was on sick leave and it upset some people who have been on a 4chan jihad for soon 12 months about it
>>142041117it's purely for 33rd degree eyetestchads to absorb some extra data
>>142041117How about the commentary, that's even worse because you don't have to watch embedded.It only takes one with heavyweights, level change, taking pictures, so looong :D, take one to give one. I could swap play old commentary on new fights and you'd never know
*does the meta*
>Jiri chugs chocolate syrup for strength He’s just like me :)
fighter license: revoked (for 9 months)told u niggas
>He's massive for his weight class>Look at the swelling on his leg, it's done, a few more and it's over>He's got the touch of death, you can't stand in front of that man>Oooooooooh! It's tight!>Beautiful jab>His reach is insane, look at how he uses it>This is high level grappling, he's a LEGIT black belt
>>142041668>i dindu anything!!!>*cries for another hour his poopy daddy putler got insulted*
>>142041859Arman vs Islam at UFC 311 in February
>>142041859KWAB
>>142041668well b I hope you don't get mad have a nice day XOXO
>>142041620Bet on Cheyanne Vlismas (formerly Buys) tapping to big Georgian cock
Ortega seems like a prime Chris Benoit candidate
>>142041927>HE SLEPT HIM>GOODNIGHT IRENE
Jerry will KO Alex Floating
>brazza my titl-ACK
>>142041979No worries b you too, glad there's 4 oz Muay Thai and UFC to look forward to at the end of the week
>>142041620just bet overs most fights go the distance
>>142042068Didn't Jamal just pull out for undisclosed personal reasons
>>142042068On the Benoit scale he is still fairly behind Tony Ferguson or Dom Reyes
>>142042287Twitter existed in 2007?
Jiu jitsu is fucking done. Name one elite fighter with a bjj base.
Jiri’s English has gotten good. He spoke almost no English when he debuted
Jiri Jistu
>>142042299>>142042068they are nothing compared to schaub
>>142042446Diego Lopes
>>142042446pantoja, topuria, aspinall
>>142041269Why? Did you catch a woman Pissing?
>>142040829Kwab.
My life completely turned around when I bought the incredible Ridge Wallet® using coupon code "CHAEL". I used to be a dork and a loser. Now I'm successful in my career and with women, both cis and trans. I owe it all to the Ridge Wallet®.
>>142040572Cheer up, b. You still have this https://www.onefc.com/events/one168/
>killed some bums a decade ago>said some funny stuff over a mic>has 100% hegemony over the UFCHow is he so powerful?
>>142042446i'm glad you asked
>>142042735hes completely cucked to the ufc and is doing petty exgf shit to get back at them
>>142042735he just has it b
smoking fentynal and playing elden ring. whatchu up to heem?
>>142042830thank you this post motivated me to study biochemistry
>>142042732Oh cool I can watch 115lb men’s grappling!
>>142042830Wait what's up with that one addict that used to name fag here?
>>142042830Show us
>>142042735He’s trying to leverage UFC to release him so he can box Jake Paul for $100M but Dana is saying no
personally I only like to watch competition between 6’2 200+ lb studs that could pin me against a wall with ease mmm and throw me around like a ragdoll hnnng
>>142042830i just paid a homeless man to waterboard me with bleach. if i can handle this i can handle 5 championship rounds against alex pereira.
>Peon Smegmards is the #3 P4P guy in the worldextraordinarily grim
western memefluence is creeping into pereira's aura. he is not long for fighting...jiri sama keeps himself isolated from such influences, focusing solely on the purity of his martial art. He trains diligently, oblivious to the distractions that surround him. Jiri-sama's dedication is unwavering, his mind a fortress against the temptations of viral trends and internet fame. His path is one of discipline and honor, untouched by the ephemeral whims of online culture.
>>142043177should be #1
I'm going to feed the Foxes later, I'll get some nuts for the cross tomorrow. Anyone successfully made a wild Pet? How long does it take to get their trust?
>>142042592topuria was a wrestler first
>jiri sama keeps himself isolated from such influences, focusing solely on the purity of his martial art. He trains diligently, oblivious to the distractions that surround him. Jiri-sama's dedication is unwavering, his mind a fortress against the temptations of viral trends and internet fame. His path is one of discipline and honor, untouched by the ephemeral whims of online culture.
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>On Tuesday, the Nevada State Athletic Commission approved an adjudication agreement with Tsarukyan suspended until Jan. 12, 2025 and he faces a $25,000 fine along with $471.12 in prosecution fees that must be paid.>The good news is Tsarukyan can have his suspension reduced to six months — and that would expire by Oct. 13 with the UFC event scheduled on Oct. 26 — as long as the 27-year-old lightweight completes an approved anti-bullying message for the commission.LMAO
>>142043360>>142043660Thanks for lowering the quality of this general even further
what if Arman releases a pro-bullying video
>>142043942Permaboy status if he makes fun of the MacLife ferret (who gets first questions these days) and Morgan
>>142042976If you've never seen Haggerty or Stamp fight then you should definitely tune in.
>>142043402Belal should be p4p number 2 (behind Merab)
>>142043942i'd boy him
>>142044155Stamp is probably going to retire, now is the Smilla era
Can one of you AIfags make a photo of Cyril gane’s head on a mallard’s body
>Dana please.... Don't let me fade into obscurity... Noooooo- *flushing sounds*
new tread>>142045128>>142045128
>>142044915AI slop is the lowest form of art and it's an aussie who does them mostly so wait until it's their hours. Alternatively ask on /pw/ they seem to be keen on that shit and being on topic doesn't seem to matter there
