news:panthers winthe draft is on friday and saturday
Business idea: Relocate the Oilers to the Bahamas
first for 1993
OUR SENNIES
my bruinsies :(
Retards
>McDookie
So whats Bostons status looking like next season? Can they contend?
/playoffsbound/
>>142032257i forgot about the ahlshane wright's team lost again
>>142035952KWAB
MEOW
>>142035940Don’t be silly, Pekka. They’re heading to Honolulu
>>142035966Right on brother!
>>142035969What were Bruins thinking? I mean they literally got dog shit in return for Ullmark
Now that the winner was to embarrassed to claim the trophy, will Gary perhaps realize it is time to scrap this retarded rule and align with other major leagues and call it MVP and give it to the winning team? ffs
players who deserve a tire iron to the side of the headi'll start
F L A M E SLAMES
>>142032257At least the Liberals lost
>>142035952you guys have been too good for too long, time for other teams to have a chance.
This offseason can we come up with a gimmick that isnt just being schizo or retarded?
>>142036016The Bruins?When was their last Cup win?
>>142035956>Ryan S. Clark yet again being the only real hockey fan
Who can stop the Sunbelt from winning next year?
>>142036005Too shit for the playoffs, not shit enough for a high draft spot.
>>142036043Flames and Our Sennies finals next year
A little part of me died last night, no joke. I feel honestly bleaker and more hardened, like a puppy died or something and now I just feel angry all the time and like I want to lash out at anyone and everyone.
>>142036058Unfathomably based. Winner gets Parliament
>>142036002
>>142036017like my islanders?
Alberta and Saskatchewan was supposed to be one big province but then the feds were retarded
>>142036017can tiny r con draw a milly?
would be fucking hilarious if draisaitl went to panthers after this
>>142036097not a sport
Imagine being Jonathan Huberdeau this morning. Holy shit.
>>142036066KWAB. Just go riot and burn some cars or something like a normal person
I had so many good posts in the last thread, I'm sorry it's gone
>>142036058Didn't that Dadonov affair and the punishment fuck up Senator's rebuild plans?
good morning its yuma :)
>>142035969Incomprehensible
>>142035996Penis ullmark is dog shit
>>142036029Would have happened if it wasn’t for Ian cole
>>142036105I'm afraid that /hoc/ and prowrestling go together like gary and jewish tricks
>>142036127haha benis
>Pants trade pooperdoo>get a deep run one year and win Cup the next>Flames trade Tkachuk>get fuck allL O LOL
Why didn't those homos riot?
>>142036098On the one hand he gets to play with the best player in the world. On the other he has to live in Edmonton for 8 months out of the year.It could actually benefit the Oilers if he leaves. His next contract will be more than 14m and considering the cap jumps he could get 15m. That's too much for a 2C.
>>142036108At least he's getting paid
>>142036152No spirit
>a first round pick is fuck allThis is your brain on kwabmonton hockey
>>142036164Yeah but he's in CanadaHe gets fucked from taxes
Instead of a reload, Boston should have chosen rebuild. If they don't start now, there will be a long desert trek for them once it's unavoidable
McDavid is actively trying to leave Edmonton, but he isn't allowed until he wins a cup with them.Enjoy the lifelong career Connor!
>>142036179>Tkachuk wins ring>pooperdoo wins...?
>era adjusted pointswhat is this the FUCKING STOCK MARKET NOW? FUCK THAT
>>142035956McGaykid's assists were all secondary Media Circlejerk
Bobrovsky finally solved the case
>>142036192just like my pats
>jejmontonbut anyways, if you're not a southern team you should be aligned with canada against gary
>>142036239Gary's princess lost
I TRIED SO HARD AND GOT SO FARBUT IN THE END IT DOESN'T EVEN MATTER
Do you think Daly will let Canada win the cup?Gary's Parkinson's tremors looked kinda bad last night, he's probably retiring soon.
>>142036147gimi
>>142036265he was just nervous Gary is smol bean :333333
>>142036251Based Gretzky burying McShit
What's a daly
>>142036297Some sort of naked mole rat person
>>142036265Nice try hes not going anywhere
>>142036236Bob saves the day
I'm just glad we've gotten rid of >finnish goaltending
>Gary was shaking during the cup ceremony again Bros…. We may be free soon
The Summer of Staios anyone?
>>142036310GARY BETMAN WATCHING YOU
Instead of recognizing that Canadian ownership groups are retarded, let's blame the next commissioner instead. That'll change things.
>>142036336Hail the era of finnish captains :DC
>>142036251HES A BUST
Shut the fuck up grease
>>142036361>according to sources Senators were on Ullmarks NTC but was convinced to sign after a discussion with Alfredssonlets build the statue already
Florida was always Canada's team
Florida winning (much deservedly) the Stanley Bowl cements the Southern Attitude era of the NHL.Gary Betman is a JEEEEnyusMcBustavid confirmed perrenial heel
>>142036336My team just got one
good morning /hoc/, how did you sleep last night? I was calm for the first time in a week
WHY THE FUCK DON'T GOOD THINGS EVER HAPPEN. WHY CAN'T THE TEAM I WANT TO WIN ACTUALLY WIN. WHY AM I SO UNQIUELY CURSED AND WHY DOES EVERTYHING I LOVE SUFFER AND DIE? WHY CAN'T IT GO MY WAY FOR ONCE FUCK FUCK FUCK I HATE THIS WORLD FUCK I HATE SO MUCH
Also>Henrique at the Oilerswow, ok
>>142036400be nice to visitors from non hockey nations
>>142036455ya new?
>>142036442THE YEAR I WAS BORN CANADA BECAME CURSED BECAUSE I AM A CURSED BEING. I AM THE REASON ALL OF THIS HAPPENS. I AM BAD LUCK AND EVERYTHING BAD HAPPENS BECAUSE OF ME AND GOD HATES ME .
>>142036442KWAB
hey remember when new jersey was down 3-0 in 2012 and then they forced game 6?yeah nobody remembers thatthis year will be a similar story
ITS OFFICIAL!! MATVEI MICHKOV IS COMING TO PHILLY!! DREAD IT, RUN FROM IT, THE RUSSIAN COMES ALL THE SAME (all over the backs of your shit franchises)
>1993
>>142036455Which one is that? Greece is a hockey nation.
>>142036467I hope I get hit by a fucking car when I go out today. I deserve it. I am the cause of suffering and my death might bring a few relief.
>>142036435I didn’t sleep enough. I need to sleep more
>>142036455that's a greasy homo on vpn buddy
>>142036442its just a game anon :)
>>142036479>not even ppg in today's shitty KHL leaguekek the guy is a bust
>>142036497https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xzpndHtdl9A
>gifted the easiest path to a WCF in decades>conference final opponent had infinitely harder matchups and was gassedThis was it for Edmonton. The path to the cup was never going to be easier.
>>142036502Speaking of greasy homos, what do you think Brad Marchand is doing RIGHT NOW?
>>142032257Why were 90% of you saying eastern conference is trash all season? I think it's because you're idiots.
You guys ready to talk about my Kraken?Because I can tell you right now these other teams are NOT gonna be ready this October! :)
>>142035961They’ll be lucky to make playoffs. Their luck is finally running out
>>142035996joonas is a fine backup for swagman and they wanted to do right by ullmark
>>142036537As a Bruin he's preparing for a good regular season and certain playoff failure.
>>142036455No you can eat shit too
>get blown out 3 games in a row>somehow hold steady and win 2-1 in game 7Did the pressure just get to the >soilers?
>>142035949are dogshit
>>142036336ye but now we have finnish assistant coaching
>>142036521>>142036532It's not just a game it's everything. The entire world is going to shit and I am powerless to stop it. My life is pathetic, my mental is broken, I am more convinced than ever that no good will ever come to me because I am a subhuman fucking piece of shit. It's not just the game it's evertying, everything in this owrld is the narravtive we build around things and a good narrative died last night and with it my heart shrunk a few sizes and is now black and tiny like the Grinch.
every thread this summer should be Flames
>>142036531I remember Eeli Tolvanen having similar stats in KHL at the same age and he turned out to be a bust in the NHL
>>142036551Latvia: having coffee with milk and steviaYou heard it here first, and if Starbucks™ steals it for when Putin rightfully deters NATO agressions in Latvia, you will remember me.
>>142035961Even if they make the playoffs, they'll never make it past my Kitties
>>142036551Rangers, Hurricanes, and Bruins would all beat Edmonton this year.
>>142036414Hiya Greece what do you think about our Debbie’s!?
>>142036578Everyone realized the previous games didn't matter
>>142036578The pressure got to the Panthers in those middle games. Anyone with eyes could see they were playing a completely different style of game. The Oilers didn't win games 4,5, and 6. The Panthers lost them.
>>142036587That's not an answer to my question.Anyway, the english should oppress you guys more. You people should be forced to grow potatoes.
>>142036534Anons unironically pointed this out since the brackets came out but westernfaggots and Canadafaggots kept saying it wasn't true. The >rags and kitties were fucking strong this year, meanwhile the west had what.. Dallass and Cuckmonton? LmaoI think overall, this year it was a shit series. Lots of teams played badly.
>>142036479>Torts still the coach in PhillyNow that sounds like a disaster in the making
La bama bros… we weren’t played last night ):
>>142036578they didn't score first so they collapsed
Goodbye, goodbyeYou were bigger than the whole sky
>>142036581For all the bad shit the canadian state is doing, the biggest WORKERS' movement against the covid campaign also hailed from Canada.Having said that, Canada will never, ever win a Stanley Cup ever again.Nah, jk, I wish they would.
Thanks to everyone who supported the sticky (:
>>142036593Islanders would too. They are the best blue and orange team.
>>142035969My team is shit and run by a retard
>>142036637I'm glad I got to see them before they died ;_;
>Oilers goals: 23>Panthers goals: 18LOL
>>142036650jlmi
>>142036531just like my celebrinitanner howe is a cute legend
>>142036643>hockey>stickyBad move, hockey is an obscure sport.
>>142036621im tired of pretending and playing along with hocs bullshit meme that the Eastern Division is always weaker. this year the west was absolute ASS
>>142036650Just like my islanders
>>142036608I've had it up to here ·_·7 with you>>142036620>bluehhhh, blyehhhh, nyehhhh, I am retarded blyehhb
>>142036668No, my knights would have gotten the cup again. The bald dallas coach ruined everything.
The amount of players who leave Buffalo and become elite is incredible
>>142036531He was one point shy of the record for an under 20 player in the KHL, after missing significant time with pneumonia.
>>142036637Are they relocating??? That's sad. Yumanon, I hope you still keep posting.
>>142036619>the other team didn't win we lostnormally edmonton says this
Today is the day
>>142036665field hockey yesroller hockey yesaisu hokkei no
>>142036701They "deactivated"They're still technically in Arizona and the Utah team is "new"
>>142036668Dangerously based post>>142036692Nice try copey / storschizo
>>142036655I'd rather have this than the cup
>>142036668yeah, copethe east had a sweep, automatically shit
>>142036017I’m already drafting up creative new gimmicks. I’ll have a prototype by Labor Day
if you posted in the sticky you're a massive buttfucking retarded gayfag
>>142036693>owner can assemble a competitive football team>can't assemble a competitive hockey team to save his lifeany other examples of this?
>>142036743gaybor bay
The main thing that bothers me about hockey is the complete lack of control most of the time.The players usually can't control the puck for any extended amount of time before they are hit or just lose it.On top of that, a majority of goals are scored because of dumb luck, a person shoots somewhere in the vicinity of the goal and then it scores by bouncing off a teammate or opposing player.Overall, hockey just seems to be a sloppy, cluster fuck of a game.That's why I prefer basketball, far less turnovers and points are rarely (if ever) due to dumb luck.
>>142036730are the stars in the room with us right now?(if so, my oshi would like to have sex with them.)
>>142036755Cope I had fun
>from a frogtardGlass houses and stones
>>142036770korfball > basketball
>>142036792oh I don't cope >>142036795meow
>>142036741>edmonton and dallass has the easiest routes to wcf>NOOO BUT.. MY BAD ECFlmao seethe retard
luck is just a code word for "wahhh the team i was supporting lost"
>>142036098JEN but he’s heading to Utah
>>142036783Ah so you're copey and not storschizo, got it. Welcome back we all thought you left when Vegass got eliminated
>>142036108Heat status?
>>142036098McDavid needs a restart. Let him go to Utah and lead the way!
>>142036824rags had the easiest route ya dope
For me my offseason sports to watch are tennis and golf
>>142036866how fucking new are you holy shit
>>142036889golf is an activity not a sport
>>142036889Sad
>sunbelt teams>having fanslol
>>142036192It’s so fucking over. They need to rebuild desperately
>>142036908
Can someone remind me how many goals Draisaitl had in the SCF?
>>142036908Error: You must wait 3 minutes 59 seconds before posting a duplicate reply.
>>142036883>Carolina and Florida>easyNo. >b-but the >crapsSo?
>burger quietmontonfag is back
>>142036908True, year before I rooted for my Avies, then last year my Knighties and this year I rooted for my Kitties :)
>>142036960doesn't colorado get a ton of snow
>>142036537He’s hanging out with MacKinnon and Crosby right now
>>142036966That's why their NHL team is called the Rockies
>>1420369230
>>142036938>carolina>not easyhuh?
>>142036994>nullsaitllol
>>142036966Colorado is like Utah nigga, the fact that it gets snow means nothing when the summers are sunbelt tier infernos.
What are we looking forward to now?
>he’s better than Crosby
Maybe hockey doesn't belong in the desert
>>142037003Oh, like you're doing now?
>>142036966a lot of sun too
>>142037016Hall of fame inductees annocued in four hours
>>142036900You play it against other people
>>142037016the frolunda indi-oh wait
>>142037022so you don't know
>>142037020KWAB
>>142037036no you don'tyou play it against yourself and then compare scores
>>142037016Passing my cert exam :)
>>142037013My summer is a sunbelt tier inferno
>>142036938Dallas had to beat the last two champs to reach the WCF
>>142036637They should just go to UtahThere are Coyotes in Utah, such a cool logo
>>142037016Installing my AC
>>142037016The yzerplan to be yzerscheduled
>>142037055yeah if i had the money to relocate to an australian ski resort i would right now
>>142037076utah's owner hates any kind of design elements
any chances that yzerman picks eiserman?
>>142036770>a majority of goals are scored because of dumb luckOf course this does happen but no not even close to the majority.
>>142037063>he thinks this means anythinglmao did you see the absolute state of vegas? eliminated first round
>>142037050>you clone yourself and go head to head!wow, golf-is-an-activitytards sure have an imagination
>>142037016Canada getting humiliated for the second straight day
>>142036824Dallas had the worst path to a conference final in decades.
Avs just resigned Mittelshit 3 yrs x 5.75 kwab
>>142037036No, but even still, you do with Monopoly, or Euchre. Are those sports?
utah hc better go all in on the fake european gimmick>what the fuck are playoffs?>why is there a draft?
>>142037076Gary let the Coyotes' owner keep the nickname and logo because he is trying to bring a new franchise to Phoenix (he will fail)>>142037104With that retard logic everybody who won in the first round had an easy first round because lol eliminated first round absolute state of (first round opponent)
Hyman statue!
Canadian hockey media is so insufferable. They act like McDavid won the cup and Panthers players like Tkachuk and Barkov barely get a footnote.I hope Canadian NHL teams never win the Stanley.
>ree my stors!!!>storschizo copeshes here
>>142037016Doesn't matter. The good guys won. Corey Perry and Evander Kane lost. The Oilers were the worst collection of whiners, divers, crybabies, and nogs I've ever seen.
>>142037139>(he will fail)>Alex Meruelo is calling it quits. Multiple sources told PHNX Sports that ownership addressed Coyotes staff on Monday, telling them that they have no plans to pursue further arena options. >The decision comes in the wake of the Arizona State Land Department’s decision to cancel an auction on Thursday. Meruelo had hoped to win that auction and purchase a 95-acre (110 gross acres) parcel of land and build an entertainment district and an arena that would house his hockey team. With that delayed indefinitely, and considerable political opposition in his path, he sees no viable options that would allow him to reactivate the franchise within the parameters set forth in the $1.2 billion sale of the team to Jazz owners Ryan and Ashley Smith.
>>142037133>fans go to jail for being mean
>>142037125beating up on the husks of champions isn't difficult
>>142037136kek
>>142037063And?
>>142037141The regression to the mean is going to be wild for this guy.
>>142037139Unironically a retard.
Corey Perry has lost in 4 out of the last 5 finals. The dude is cursed
>>142037184Which team will Gary force to move there now?
>>142037199Yes nowhere near as hard as beating the powerhouse LA Kings and Vancouver's 3rd goalie.
>>142037225He already won a CupHe's not even cursed
Blizzard is the best name Utah can pick.
>>142037184NEED A FUND RAISER NOW!
season is over fgts y r u here kek
>>142037199Didn't the knighties also lose key people? I mean hell they barely even made it to the ploffs. Lmaoing @ all this stors cope.
>>142037266To discuss hockey and blogpost
Canadian teams have a had a combined 198 chances to win the Stanley cup since 1993 and have not won since.
eat cock randy eat cock finnish randy eat cock aland randyeat dick dylan
>>142037225His name will still be on the Cup after 2030, unlike the Leafs
>>142037248>Utah RetardsDisagree
>>142037248should be the "ute buttes"
Why do Canadian teams lose in game 7 in the Finals so often?
>>142037240glad you agree
>>142037316gary bettman runs the league
>>142037215Everybody was crying about the unfairness of muh LTIR before Dallas eliminated Vegas yet now we're rewriting history to make it seem like a cupcake matchup
>>142037316All shit teams run by retards
>>142037294Terrible post
>>142037294This the type of high quality posts I want to see in /hoc/
>>142037342Just like my islanders
now that that's settled, its an objective fact that this year the west was gay and cringe. but all this juicy cope is phenomenal knowing the objectively stronger east won it
>>142037294shall drink a cock
>>142037273their d really struggled getting a year older since most are well over 30hanifin is not at the same caliber as martinez
>>142037370Shut the fuck up randy and eat your cock
>>142037191that's really just an english thing>pointing out that a team lost the league championship with 97 points is hate speech
>>142037227Nobody will relocate. This is the best possible outcome for Gary. Now the NHL can milk another expansion fee out of a new, hopefully competent Phoenix ownership group in a few years. They just have to make sure to get a NHL arena built first.
>>142037340ltir abuse is retarded and unfair
>>142035956Postmedia was all Oilers. Matheson probably thought it was a participation trophy.
>>142037370Based. Edmonton and Dallas are legit seething they had an easy route this year.
>>142037404The Coyotes arent the expansion teamThe Utah team is
Umm leafs bros... this isnt a good look for us...
So how does /hoc/ rate the 2024 playoffs? I’d give it a 7/10, games were low scoring but the finals were fun
Thrashers and Nordiques and Coyotes :)
>>142037408>unfairEvery team can use their LTIR according to the collective bargaining agreement
>>142037431now do the senaturds
>>142037431Ditch Mitch and Johnny!
>>142037446yeah, the rules make it ok but that doesnt mean its fair
i cheer for conferences, not teams
>>142037370>The Atlantic Division has represented the East since the 2018-19 season>even the Covid season technically had 2 Atlantic teams at the SCFTOTAL ATLANTIC DOMINATION
>>142037449What's their top 4 players cap hit again?
>>142037370This
>>1420374397/100. It was shit. Only the >rags and lots were worthing watching and soilers vs we wuz kangs for the 100th year in the row was fucking gay.
>>142037499too much for a bunch of bums who cant make the playoffs let alone get points in the scf
>>142037484How is it unfair when the same rules apply to everyone?
>>142037431Jen
>>142037016death and the sweat release of it all
>>142036824>vegas & colorado>easysure, vegas wasn't as good as last year, but you have to remember that their style is specifically designed to destroy teams like the stars. and colorado is a pain in the ass to play, they can steal games easily. both series' were physical, and dallas was too beaten down to beat edmonton. on the other hand, edmonton had one of the easiest possible paths. kings are extremely mediocre, nucks were without demko, and the stars were too tired. edmonton only lost because they outchoked florida. they have no reasonable excuse for losing this year.
>>142037449Hey samir buddy hows it going
>>142037439100/100 canadas team won
>>1420374390/10 because my team wasn’t in it
>>142037449suck shit samir
>>142037536because of the moral implicationsare you healthy and able to play? no dont so i can circumvent the cap
Bring back 1st vs 8th in the first playoff round
>the playoffs took 65 days to complete That’s way to long Gary
>>142037538
>>142037552You mean Finland’s team
>>142037562why don't the other teams do the samestandards are for retards
S O U L
>>142037548Hey Omar>>142037554Hey Dominick
>>142037565Retard
>>142036251Gretzky is very impressive when you take in account the amount of games played.
>>142037548>>142037554>>142037596>the discord just woke upI'm out.
>western division is still seethingoh no no no lmao
>>142037594>he touched ithe'll never win it now
Were there any chimpouts in Edmonton last night?
it's pronounced domdom
>>142037594I hope he jumped off right afterwords
>>142037635no sadly pakistanis do not have passion for hockey
>>142037539riddle me this if vegass and avies were so good then why couldn't they stop dallass? oh wait jej
>>142037611We coordinate on reddit
>>142037611We discussed the matter on the / hoc/ #irc
>>142037370Make this the op of the new thread
>>142036726There's a Utah team now? What are they called?
>>142037721utah hockey club
>>142037721The most soulless name in any franchise history ever, Hockey Clubkwabs
>>142036770Redditposting now? I thought you were better than this
>>142037742just like my islanders
isn't it funny that chambers died but samir didn't
>>142037662same reason rags couldn't stop cats, they weren't complete teams. vegas lost too many key players, and colorado is still missing landeskog along with nichushkin getting suspended for drugs midseries.
>>142036655I almost forgot the 8 - 1 score.
i think the kraken are next
Damn those niggas really killed Pete
>>142037562>yeah, the rules make it ok but that doesnt mean its fairFucking brokenhead
>>142037754obsessed
>>142037754Nah islanders have a bit a soul. Meanwhile HC is straight up cookie-cutter-houses-in-a-neighborhood/subdivision soulless
>>142037801Pete screwed Pete.
>>142037148This
>>142037857because they didn't want to rush and do a rebranding in 3 months. it'll have a team name in 2025 probably
>>142037857>baming your franchise after a garbage dumpnow that's what i call soul
>>142037801He was a South African penguin not an Antarctic one
soccer is gay, I wish I didn't have to see it searching for /hoc/
>>142037781congrats you just proved my point that again, dallass had an easier route
>>142037016sens cup next year
>>142037801I wouldn't have wanted to live in Pittsburgh either
>>142037817if the rules were infallible then they would never change
>>142037801>cool mascot>low glass>no netting>boards and rink aren't cluttered with advertising>nobody screwing around with phones>no rap music or Chief Chug white guilt monologues or statements about how men should be proud of sodomizing each otherThis is what hockey looks like in a world without (((them)))
>>142037801Sad :(
>>142037928>penguins in africawut>>142037942hocgeneral.com
>>142037948than edmonton? no.
>>142038045i didnt say that, thats what you're implying i said
fun fact Zach Hyman was drafted by the panthers in 2010
>>142038087yes and much like Adam Foxenbergstein he used his talmudic tricks to instead go to his hometown laffs isn't that weird
I-I'm not flat!
So what have we learned from this season?
>>142037995Pete died
not my problem
>>142038014Retard
>>142038265spending nearly 30 mil in 3 players is a cup winning strategy
>>142038087>named Hyman>he's bloody uselesslike pottery
>>142038456How good is he? Better than Kaprizov?
>>142038014>The Magellanic penguin is a South American penguin, breeding in coastal Patagonia, including Argentina, Chile, and the Falkland Islands, with some migrating to Brazil and Uruguay, where they are occasionally seen as far north as Espírito Santo. Wikipediathey're all over the Southern Hemisphere
>>142038456bootyblasting is back on the menu
>>142038504Probably
>the panthers will have their parade in fort lauderdale, not miami
>he doesn't know about Fairy Penguins on the island of Tasmania
>here's why McDavid winning the best loser award actually makes him the goat
>>142038506Most penguins don’t live in Antarctica
>>142038506>the Falkland Islandsbased british penguins
Paul Maurice coached for the Hartford Whalers. This man deserved the Stanley Cup.
>>142038595>the gayest city in floridapottery
Based Conbust McBustshit winning the Tiny R Con KWABOTY Trophy
A bit of time to reflect. The truth of the matter is we were 1 goal away in a game 7 SCF that is incredible and I am beyond impressed and proud of what that team accomplished. What really stood out were the fellas that stepped up to give us all kinds of depth, Stu's goaltending coming in clutch when our backs were against the wall, McDavid skating circles at will around anyone, Drai sitting in his office banging out one timers, that was some incredibly exciting hockey and you could name nay player and they gave us a highlight reel play.Taking the team blinders off. Florida just plain stepped up in game 7. They equally fought hard from out of a hole. So kudos to them for refusing to give up and playing hard. We can be proud that we stood shoulder to shoulder with them even if we were not the victor. I hope the fans and any new fans down there equally are inspired to cheer their team on in years to come and have some great memories. And off the ice, you just forget these are all 20-30 something young fellas. It's hard to be too upset that someone achieved their childhood dream. At the very least we got yet another deep rivalry in the works.What was evident, a lot of players battling through injuries we lost a lot of key players playing at their best, while folks 100% stepped up it just makes it harder. The ice quality in Florida in June was very apparent the league needs to reflect on the quality of hockey we get as a result of running the playoffs this late into the summer (if they even give a shit).I know a consolation parade/event is bad mojo but it would be nice to show our support and appreciation for the squad. I really hope many stick around with a taste of what this team can accomplish. I've never been more invested in a team or hockey in general since I was a kid, I really care about this team and believe in them.Thanks everyone for a truly fun ride, happy and proud to cheer with you all in years to come.
>>142038456Is there a reason NHL teams can't buyout KHL players they draft to bring them to the NHL sooner? Is it just Russia Bad?
>>142038624technically, neither do any of the endemic species to Antarctica, migratory birds always on the move
>>142038504I’ll get shit on for this but I unironically believe he is better than Bedard. He looked better against the same competition at tournaments before Russia was exiled on the world stage.
>>142038595>this nigga didn't watch any of their gamesBro they're literally sponsored by the "VISIT FORT LAUDERDALE" tourism shills and they're literally next to each other. Sunrise is a soulless subdivision.
>>142038714retard
>>142038689the two leagues respect each other's contracts
>>142038664>the gayest city in floridathat wound be St Pete
>>142038727Just like my long island
>>142038690see>>142038620
1993
>>142038265never care. never get your hopes up. everything sucks. everything you love dies. god hates you. good things never happen.That's what i learned
>>142038265Hitting slappers on an empty net is rude
>>142038818it's a peninsula
>>142038757Believe what you want anon. This kid was smashing Russian hockey records and would have set the KHL under 20 points record were it not for a lingering case of pneumonia. I think people are gonna be very surprised this rookie campaign.
Pens fan here coming in peace. Congrats on a great run!You can't overstate how much luck plays a role in winning. Playoff matchups, puck bounces, length of series, injuries, etc.I think y'all will be back, and no way the hockey gods let McDavid and Drai end their career without a Cup!
>st pete is gaynot according to our gaybro
>>142038967Pete the Penguin is buried in an unmarked grave
>>142038946which records?
>the North American craton
>>142039042record of biggest fraud
>>142039070kys
April 17 2022
So what team will get Ullmark from the sens at trade deadline and what will they give for him? That 5M cap hit is nothing and it's the final season on his contract sonhe'll get paid afterwards so a decent rental
>>142039097>>142039126Two very good posts
>>142039097>>142039126_/ _/ _/ _/
>>142039042https://phillyhockeynow.com/2024/02/25/philadelphia-flyers-matvei-michkov-falls-short-khl-scoring-record/https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Matvei_Michkov
>>142038595Why won't they have the parade in Sunrise?
>>142039169HOA restrictions
If Connor McDavid is so valuable then why didn't he win the cup?
>>142039169have you ever looked up sunrise? because you should, the other anon already laid it out retardo
>my face when mfw Michkov refuses to participate in Pride night and reddit melts down
>>142039244
It was cup or bust.
>>142039271As a flyers fan I really hope this happens. That was the moment pRedditors turned on Provy lol
>>142038679We need a Tiny McFraud meme like the Tiny Murray one.
Game 7 is a must-win situation, I think
>>142039271Unbelievably based. Thank you Russia
>>142039169PARTY AT THE RAINFOREST CAFE!
This is the city that won the Stan Lee. Now kneel at their superiority.
the true Conn Smythe winner
>>142039126I was there
>>142039271>We get to watch all of the (((journalists))) mass kvetch again>We get to watch all of the jerseys get sold out again
>>142039244He plays for a team run by retards.
>>142039167kuch had 54 points in 53 gamessmashed? lmao
>>142039480>no ugly skyscrapers>no great big neon lights>lots of grasslandLooks comfy
>>142039244He simply didn't care enough. He didn't put in a fuckign performance in game 6 or 7. He gave up
>>142039480better than dedmenton
>>142039569just like barzal
>>142039581Comy is just codeword for boring desu
>>142039307Kill yourself
Drai should unironically shoot himself like his idol Hitler for that finals performance
>enters threadKraken.
Don't forget to claim your pizza Oilersbros.
I have not bothered to explore, but are oiler fans in complete denial on losing?
>>142039767Cope
>>142039801for me? is spicy pierogi
>mcgaykid played half the 3rd period>still couldn’t scoreRetard
>Connor McDavid will NEVER win a Ship ring and be remembered as the guy who shrugged off a Conn Smythe trophy ceremony after getting beat down my Miami, FloridaThere, I said it, and I feel fantastic... way better than I thought I would, actually...
>>142039576Yeah he broke his record idc if it was fewer games. By that logic, Mich was one shy of Kaprizovs record in one fewer game (also player multiple games dealing with lingering pneumonia). Are we gonna pretend that all these things aren’t impressive as shit?
>>142039826they didn't even riot, if that's not Candian hockey denial then I don't know English apparently
>>142040014kuch went on to play in the chl which really helped his developmentmichkov wont have that benefit
>>142040161kys
>>142040160Michkov played in the KHL for two seasons. Hell be ready.
>>142038506>and the Falkland IslandsMalvinas*
Giguere is a real man
>>142040161Raped
>>142040205kapri played in the khl for 6 either kuch or kapri arent really comparables to a guy coming across under development
>>142039801Wait, are they the same pizzas?
>>142040233>that time The Mouse owned an NHL teamwhat a weird time
>bamba, bamba
>>142040271can't let the homless have them
>>142040145>>142040204>>142040246This
>>142040367kek
Why is raped bitch replying to his own shitty posts
>>142040247Kid lost his father (who was murdered) in Sochi, then had to go back to Sochi and play there for a year. During that year he suffered from a bad case of lingering pneumonia. He was stuck on one of the worst teams in the KHL. And despite all that he overcame it all and was one point off from setting a record. I think he’s matured enough that he is ready for this. If Bedard was ready to lead the blackhawks last year, Matvei is ready. He’ll have some veteran leadership to help get him there too.
>>142040481Wow this reminds me of the sacrifices of the Red Army during world war 2.
>serving Victory Slices to the defeated fans>not serving specially formulated Condolence Slices Boston Pizza isn't some Mom'n'Pop amateur outfit, okay?...
>>142040481He was also competing against men, whereas Bedard came into the league after competing against teens.He'll be good.
>>142040584april 17 2022
CBC had full teams on the ground in Florida and Edmongolia, waiting to celebrate and gay it up inclusively. Jen, it was like a funeral broadcast.
>>142040580All I’m saying is that I have no concerns with the kids maturity. He’s been through more than just about any other player in the NHL, aside from maybe Fedotov (who is also on the flyers). He is ready to become the face of the Flyers franchise.
>>142040623>CBCretard
4/17/22 in Europe would be 17/4/22
>>142039169>Why dont they have the parade in the 1 square mile plot of land that is "Sunrise, FL"
>>142040669Tyfyc1993
>>142040704Now this is why I come to hoc, to learn interesting facts like this. Thank you sir>>142040676_/_/_/
>>142039271You think this is gonna happen just because hes Russian? Newsflash, (((they))) leave no stone unturned
>>142040704we tnd to use dots instead of / and write the full yearat least here it might differ in other places
>what being a weak minded bitch absolutely does not look like
>>142040620what does this even mean
>>14204079317.4.2022>>142040822you'd know if you weren't new newfag
>>142040822for you to lurk more
>>142039169Sunrise is tiny a shithole
>>142040707Since they decided to name themselves after the state they should have to take the parade all the way down the 75 and then all the way back up the 95.It's only fair.
>>142040850>>142040852anyway, qrd?
>>142040822since i'm feeling nice it was the day the raped bitch became the raped bitch. raped bitch has been lashing out at hoc ever since and bans anyone who calls him it
>>142040906nah
>>142040824Raped
Imagine them being called the Sunrise Panthers. Do Floridians even know where that is?
>>142040943>part of the raped bitch lorefuck me this shit just keeps getting expanded more and more
Gary really outdid himself this year. The little goblin's still got it
>>142040966they simply look to the east around 7am
was McDavid even good this series? It felt like ESPN couldn't stop praising McDavid for everything.
Its actually pretty hilarious theres a fat old man reporting all our posts
I had a high school math teacher who kept telling us what time it was in army time as if this was a difficult conversion for AP Calculus students to make
>>142040966the east, we learn this in elementary school retard
>>142040902
>>142041042Not really. Not in games 6 and 7. Casuals only understand sports in terms of "big name do thing" so networks highlight it, but that's not how hockey works
>>142041018Someone post the screenshot!
>>142041101>>142041040>eastHad a chuckle, still retards though.
>>142041042no he was fucking dogshit and only outdogshitted by drai
>>142041042He had 11 points this series.
>>142041042he needed his malkin equivalent to step up into the space he was creating with the panthers focusing on shutting him downthis is how crosby won despite on getting 3 points in the scf
>not knowing your East Coast from your Gulf Coast
>>142041228That's who Draisaitl is supposed to be
>the lee was decided by skinner's sloppy five hole
>the sunrise panthers win the cup>they go to celebrate at Miami Beach Kek
>>142041228Yeah basically this, mcdavid gets shit on by retards but drai was the weakest link that sunk the ship. You can thank the nuckies for that, calgary
>>142041276too bad he is hurt
>WE WANT FLORIDACLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP
How the fuck did the Panthers become a contender?They were fucking atrocious for like 25 years
>>142041061I think it's even funnier he thinks he's an e-celeb and foundational /hoc/ bro
>>142041540probably good draft picks good trades and good FA signings id guess ya fucking retard
>>142041540>teams don't change year to year
>>142041604>good draft picksEkblad sucks
>>142041540Retard
>>142041604Um.. ackshually snowfaggots and Canadafaggots say its because Gary wanted them to win.
>>142041639Then why can't the Canucks or Sabres ever win shit?
>>142041061Even funnier that his aren't being deleted. Curious!
>raining in MiamiOh no no no bros
>>142041700because they're just like my islanders
So I guess the next team in most danger of relocation at this point would be... Buffalo >slow footed Buffalo
>>142041700>change is always positive
>>142041734But they've won 4 Cups
>>142041753no one asked
>>142041776yea ok bud
>>142041776the 80s were 95 years ago
So McDavids legacy is ruined right? He will never win the cup
>>142041844Gretzky lost his first Cup appearance tooPeople are retards if they think a 26 year old is done
>>142041844I think he's good enough to get to 1 more final, so time will tell
>>142041844Yes
>>142041844It’s worse than if he’d gotten swept
>gretzky called mcdavid after the game
>>142041844He can win if he joins a better team
>>142041953>tough break kid. but you know what they say, secondary assists don't count
reports say mcmeme was inconsolable
>>142041844as if this sport doesn't have a nauseating amount of 40 year old vets who miraculously win the cup with an expansion team
>>142041844It could be next year. The team needs some fine tuning.
i forgot to save that gif of a cat covering up lewd stuff at the last second
>>142041753Kys
>>142041844his legacy was ruined the day he got drafted by the oilers
RAU RAU! Florida Everglades, HockeyTown USA, the home of Hockey! We're born to Skate! Ill have my Mojito on ICE thank you very much!
McDavid status?
If they won at least 1 of the first 3 games they definitely would've won the cup. Thats the real chokejob
>>142032257My kitties.
>implying anyone can win with a Canadian team
>>142041731We Won The Cup just in time before the city drowns
The Oilers would've won if they moved all the players to an American organization Canadian teams just can't do it
McDavid and I were born the same year but I'VE never lost a SINGLE finals game
need a new thread, without any of that gay shit like previous or news. make sure the image isnt relevant either
New thread when
>>142042445>>142042445>>142042445New
Imagine going back to Edmonton to your cold empty house, to a beard gf you can't stand. While knowing you will never get close to winning at the one thing you are good atI'm actually worried that mcgaykid will off himself today
>>142041953Messier should've went to the locker room and laugh at him
>>142042153Blessed, have a good one
>>142042200thank you gary
>>142041953>wear the thing I bought you...and I mean all of it
>>142039581comfy is just a code word for boring desu
