peekaboo edition
Goodnight
>1993>1993>1993
Flames and Islanders
how did gary force mcdavid to miss this shot? let's brainstorm methods.
>>142076021Let's strawman
>>142076027crosby wouldn't have put it high
>>142076021Magnets under the ice.How do they fuckin work?
>>142076008Goodnight fren
>>142076021Parallax somehow
>>142076002Oh nice, a Panny OP.
>>142076029Buttplug in his ass anchors his weight downwards and keeps his balance leveled.
>>142076002The probability that sunbelt teams win the stanley cup 9 times and no canadian team wins from 1993 to 2024 is 0.001716% or 1 in 13,986they have also gone 0-7 in cup clinching games, which is 1 in 128we live in a rare timeline.also americans have won the CFL more recently, that one is crazy
My Debbie’s (:
Which Canadian team should be relocated to Florida?
>>142076065Jacksonville Jets
>>142076048That math is out of date. sunbelt won 10 times now. fucking gary thinks we are mathematically illiterate
>>142076049Are FAGS kek
>>142076087>supporting a franchise that's on the right side of history is.... le bad!
>>142076095Thats right ya cock suckin faggot now run to your boyfriend
>>142076065European sports are so much more soulful because the teams don't exist solely to make money. No team would be kicked out for being part of a small market. Pic was a premier league stadium last season
>>142076102lol why are you posting an unemployed racist boomer
>>142076116>Visiting supporters onlyDoes that mean that fans of the away team can't go watch at the arena?Lol this sport is made up of such fucking bitches and of course a Canadian would start talking about soccer. All you Canadians lost heart cause you can't win a Stanley Cup.Fucking kek
>>142076119Cause it made you laugh
>>142076116>European sports are so much more soulful>No retired numbers>No banners to put up in raftersAlso>Semen slurping
>>142076136>Does that mean that fans of the away team can't go watch at the arena?Are you retarded or do you actually not know this? Visiting and home fans have separate sections because otherwise people would fucking die. They put fences with barbwire between fan bases
>>142076076calgary = call gary?
>>142076156Retired numbers are stupid. It would be such a statement to take 99 or 66. The meme potential would be unmatched
>>142076158>people would fucking die.AHAHAHA THIRD WORLD FUCKING SHITS I HOPE THEY WOULD
>>142076175People killing each other over sport is the definition of soul. Burgers would never understand - zero passion.
>>142076230Canadians are so broken by >1993 that they are resorting to becoming soccer fansholy kek
>>142076264Jesus christ you are insular. All sports in europe are like this. Have you ever watched european hockey?
>>142076171Yeah, call him over here and stuff him in our broken pipe to fix the leak.
>>142076048I said STOP looking into the details goyim.
>>142076292If you live in the northwest you probably don't have the worry about water. We have a separate pipe directly from to the bearspaw damn. rest of the city is fucked though
Why are the Yotes even still a story if it’s confirmed that the team has moved to Utah. What are they even talking about with all this shit about Mereulo or whatever
>>142076327NW is the main character quadrant.
Hopes for the NHL draft in a couple days?
>>142076416I HOPE you have a good day.
ONE GOAL I DON'T KNOW WHY
>>142076116>same team with the biggest payroll wins the league 5+ times in a row>soulfulretard
>>142076522>Small teams in the 5th division have louder fans than the winner of the champions league and panthers combined soul
"soul" is just a coping mechanism for boomers who can't deal with getting older
>>142076540>teams celebrates a tie>soulfulhow does that semen taste, retard?
>>142076567>supporting a team based on results cringe
>>142076582>going to karaoke night while a bunch of dudes run aroundlol fag
>>142076634>sit in silence 90 percent of the time>chose between 3 standard sterile chants all teams share:>go team go/let's go team >name of opposing goalie >ref u suck soulless
>>142076021That's why you can't build around players raised in the GTA. If they played in the GTHL they should be in a supporting role.
>>142076116You're right but don't expect much common sense in /hoc/
>>142076758 Problem just feels like nobody wants to live IN NY
business ideabe an mvp on your team but purposefully play for a cheaper contract so you can help your team by giving them cap spaceare there such players in the nhl?
>>142076824This can't happen because the player's team which owns their contract won't let them go for under market value
jamie benn was the one who scored 4 points on the last game of the season to win the art ross from john tavares but john tavares was the one who ended up getting paid??
>>142076156>No retired numbersRetard.>No banners to put up in raftersRetard.>>142076136Retard.When our two biggest rivals visits they enter through their own entrance, are surrounded by security during the game and are escorted out by security after the game.And we sure as fuck don't cheer for another team just because they're from the same county or city.
>McDavid will never ever have this
>>142076302wait a second...is the nhl rigged or something?
played some destiny and diablo today
>16.3 Million Viewers Watched Game 7 of the 2024 Stanley Cup Final Across North AmericaWay more than any NBA or MLB game this decade, Canada carries the league
>>142077112This cannot be a real picture? Why would Roberto Luongo be on the Cup while none of the assistant coaches are?
>>142077149Gary took notice when the Habs fluked their way to the finals. Expect Canadian teams to make the finals (and lose) more often from now on.
>>142077149gary must be frothing at his mouth that canadians are such a bunch of gay losers that he doesn't get this every season
>>142077115Hey.. see the attached gif buddy
This is the real reason why Gary decided the oilers should lose
>>142077364AI Gary.
>>142077130Destiny was like a heroin addiction for me the day the beta came out. I was already a seasoned die hard Halo fag back in the Bungie days so this was the game for me. >all raids completed the night of reset>grinding endlessly for tier 12 gear>grinding endlessly for the perfect grasp of malok (clever dragon or whatever made that redundant tho)>lighthouse runs every time>iron banner grinding every time >solo entire raids >mindless endless strikes >farming fucking spinmetal and other various stupid shit in a zone for hours>autistically manage my vault >obtain multiples of the same exotics (old and new versions)>used third party apps to inspect efficiency of drops (mainly for tier 12)>playing 1000 fucking mayhem clash games a day >mastered the NLB It was so bad I had to quit outright around mid 2017. I miss it but it's not worth the waste of time, no video game is. I bet I could probably fukken own you too in it, nothen personnel. >pic unrelated
>>142077510i'm not very good at it. play it with sergio my buddy of 20 years.
Gary didn't use the force to make McDavid miss an open net.
>>142076824Thats what Tom Brady did with the Patriots. He is the pinnacle example of how much you can break an entire north american leagues parity structures if you choose to sacrifice money for team power and playoff success.
>>142077528If I was still a dedicated vidya junkie id find a way to be Destiny bros with you and any other person here.
>>142077510I will never understand the fun in playing a game the requires you to grind. I have buddies who've played WoW since it came out and still love it.
Uhhhhhhh Florida sissies.... Was it hecceroni rigged for yah?!>https://youtu.be/cASnVm7ORl8?si=DruNx_FBHjne4UTR
I always thought that the name Florida Panthers was stupid considering that there was another NHL team in the state at the time when they came along
>>142077808It always bothered me how some American teams are named after the state and others after the city they're in.
>>142077931Raleigh PanthersSt. Paul WildSunrise PanthersDenver AvalancheSalt Lake City Hockey ClubNewark DevilsI don't know, it feels like the Avs could represent their city, like the Nuggets and the Broncos, but the others, not so much
>Raleigh Panthers*Raleigh Hurricanes
Raleigh Cock Eaters
>>142076116They hated him for he spoke the truth
>>142077931Why?
Alberta FlamesAlberta OilersBritish Columbia CanucksCalifornia SharksCalifornia KingsCalifornia DucksColorado AvalancheMassachusetts BruinsOntario LeafsQuebec Habs
thinking game 8 is a must win for oilers
>>142076116And then they got their faces smashed in by the teams that actually win. A carousel of jobbers for the aristocrats to toy with sounds boring, not to mention humiliating as fuck.
zamn
Canadian teams should never draft an American out of the NCAA.
Huomenta
Good morning, /hoc/.>laffs
Weber was a good player, but not a 1st ballot HoFer.
>>142079920he won everything for team canada, that might have been a huge factor
>>142079939Sad
Now that Turgeon and Rooenick got in Bernie Nicholls is the most productive player not in the HoF
>>142079920This was the most underwhelming HoF class in a long time, Datsyuk definitely deserved it but not sure about the others
What a guy
>>142080120He’s powerful
>>142076087>Buffalo>Born to lose
So whats the deal with McDavid? Skates real fast and can dribble the puck around but is a bit of a mental midget?
>>142080120kek
>dribble the puck
>>142080178Yep. Notice how the Oilers only start performing when they have zero expectations? Start of the season when they were dead last in the league and nobody expected them to make the playoffs is when they went on a tear, then SCF they're down 3-0 and everyone expects them to lose, they once again pull off a miraculous comeback, but as soon as the series is tied and everyone expects them to complete the reverse sweep is when they once again disappear.
Godsyuk
The guy from crazy town died :(
Good morning /hoc/>laffs
>>142077149A canadian hockey league would be sustainable.
Did you guys hear that tod the rod McClellan is likely the next bluejackets coach?
>>142076021Is it possible to have the webm of this?
https://youtu.be/e1yAdJOQg9g?feature=shared&t=698the finnish nhl announcer started screaming like a tard again
>>142080085The NHL is trying hard to appease leafs: Escorting soilers to the SCF, giving McFraud the Cope Smythe, electing Weber to the HoF, an all leaf division a few years ago... the list goes on.
>>142080178Soilers D is shit, for years now.
>>142081114your team is shit and run by a retard
>>142081080>an all leaf division a few years agodidn't watch a single regular season game that seasonno fans and the same matchups over and over again...
>>142081074SOUL
imagine still watching this rigged league when europe has 20 kino leagues to watch
>>142081233Yeah and there's a cute girl league too
>>142080898finally
>>142081233I won't watch euro hockey until Jokerit is in a top league again
>>142081233I enjoy watching liiga in the morning
>>142079920he got traded for a hall of famer
>>142081341Das right
Im eating oatmeal bros
>>142080178He makes Luka Doncic look like a /strongmind/ genius
>>142081402SKIBIDI OHIO RIZZ
>>142081402based I had oatmeal with greek yogurt and berries this morning
>>142079578whats with the goggles, they go skiing in the sand ?
>>142081523who are any of these peoplecolumbus is such an npc team baka
>>142076021I don't think you ever played hockey before
>>142081074>screaming like a tardscreaming for a russian whose mommy dropped him in finngolandnot bad
>>142081731They're using VR to simulate celebrating the cup with fans in the arena
>>142079920>Weber was a good player, but not a 1st ballot HoFer.>>142081341>he got traded for a hall of fameri didnt know the hof had a porch
>>142081768>They're using VR to simulate celebrating the cup with fans in the arenayoure not seriousthe goggles get broadcasted?
roenick does not belong in the hhofcupless loser who never won anything
>>142079578mirin' those arms. achievable natty?
I have a feeling next time, its ours
Good morning flames fans
>>142081993Asalam AlaikumAllah protect and guide the Flames
>>142081993how long have you gone without showering?
So when are Canadians gonna show some actual evidence of rigging instead of painstakingly showing us their teams just suck
>>142082075Since the pipe broke plus ~1 week
GARY HAS GROWN THE GAME
>>142082116now release the american network only numbers
>>142082154
>>142082092Brother how can you do salat?Allah asks us to pray 5x a dayPraise allah and the flames
>>142082166canada carrying the torch with 8.6 million viewers
where are the trades gary?
>>142082083Follow the smoke and stop believing the "story"
>>142082166>+183% vs last year's scfvegasbros...
>>142081590>HP sauce Blessed
Prairie dogging a big one. Do I let it out today or not?
>>142082192You'd be surprised what can still accomplished while smelling like swamp bottom. Praise Allah
>>142082362you can use it as an excuse to work remote
>>1420801201) Not controversial, just putting boomer seetheleafs in their place.2) Not at all a controversy3) Not controversial4) Petty5) True. 10 years later everybody knew the piece of shit Babdick was.6) He had a take, gave it, then ate crow. What is the controversy?7) Kinda controversial, but he never broke any rules, and he stopped when he was told.8) Controversy bc of the suspended license, not bc of NYS idiocy or his comments.9) Really wasn't a big deal. He called himself ugly and her hot. Now, post-BLM/COVID delirium, he wouldn't have gotten in trouble for saying that.10) Based
In 2031, the Stanleyc Owl band containing the 1967 Loofs roster will be retired. How long do we have to wait until there are no Canadese teams on the owl at all?
>rags
>>142082673Its simple math retard
Post cute panthers
Liberals are actually gonna get swept next election sad!
>>142082116US vs Canada finals always deliver
>>142082824>anaheim vs ottawa>tampa vs montrealthose finals were some of the biggest slupers
>>142082116Imagine if it was Edmonton - New York Rangers
>>142082724Not simple for me, don't be mean :(
>>142082442>flames autist>worklmao he's probably the one that broke the water main so he'd have an excuse to grow his body mushrooms
it's sunbelt hot here
Which NHL final matchup would get the most viewers? Vancouver- Toronto?
>>142082955stay strong pekka! here it's 29 celsius
>>142082927he's a forklift operator
>>142082955the end is nigh
Now that Florida won the Stanley Cup, can the NHL finally give them an outdoor game?
>>142082960I said a thread or two before that Chicago vs Toronto would be the best possible matchup in both sides of the border
>>142082992thank goodness
>>142082955Stop killing reindeer
>>142083011what else will they put on their pizzas?
>>142082745why should we care about your elections next year leaf?
Toronto needs some success very soonOr else the Raptors will become more popular among the youth than the Leafs. Kids remember Raports winning a title.
>>142082984maybe in a video game
>>142083047irregardless if they win or not, what kid is going to chose a leaf over a raptor?
>>142083047the way the NHL playoffs are currently structured completely screws over any team that doesn't win their division
>>142083047Canada needs a winless time saving pajeets and xi jinpingoids more at the rink
Why did they make the USA flag look so evil? The design has zero warmth.
aren't vancouver and montreal quite big for cities that have nothing else than hockey?what are the nba and mlb waiting for
>>142083146I can see my old apt from that pic
What canada needs is to seethe less and stop being bad at the sport they created
>>142083086that reminds me of how the Raptors got their name>Initial sentiment was in favour of reviving the Huskies nickname, but team management realized it would be nearly impossible to design a logo that did not substantially resemble that of the Minnesota Timberwolves to avoid confusion with that team.>As a result, a nationwide contest was held to help name the team and develop their colours and logo. >Over 2,000 entries were narrowed down to eleven prospects: Beavers, Bobcats, Dragons, Grizzlies, Hogs, Raptors, Scorpions, T-Rex, Tarantulas, Terriers and Towers (the eventual runner-up).>The final selection—Toronto Raptors—was unveiled on Canadian national television on May 15, 1994 >the choice was influenced by the popularity of the 1993 film adaption of the 1990 science fiction novel Jurassic Park by Michael Crichton
>>142083204Basketball, football or hockey?
>>142083228Islam
>>142083172how much did you pay a month?
What america needs is to be less fat and black
>>142083228lacrosse
>hongcouver, montreal, cuckmonton and calgary metro areas have high rises like an actual real city>the highest pop amongst all of them is ~2.5 million chineselmao does canada really?
>>142083261not even ozemic can save us :(
>>142083257600 cad a month in downtown montreal for a few years. Good times
>>142083204holy absolutely btfo'd.
>>142083337I envy you
>>1420833992023 has to hurt the most
>>142083399>loses to the Lightning for 2 straight years on different teams>joins them>loses in the next SCF>than loses to the Leafs the next yearkek
>>142083818KWAB
WHERE HOKKI
Thanks Dom
>>142083929#bannumales
>>142083886Gary is on vacation Xhenya. He's resting in the Cayman Islands now. We have to watch highlights for 3 months :(
>>142083999>Cayman Islandswhat's he hiding there?
>>142083999for me it's the Caywoman Islandsalso checked
>>142083929Think he has a lot more than just egg on his face
>>142084057his gold
That's cool and all but when the Stars coach get fired again
head coaches are overratedthey just stand there and do nothing
Mid game coach interviews is an embarrassing concept
he won
>>142084467pretty much the antonio brown of hockey
>>142084397NFL doesn't do them on camera, so one of the sideline reporter chicks just made them up for years. Yeah, he said they needed to execute better
>>142084397they always look so bored
>>142084513antonio brown is more like kane's wife, kane isn't schizo
Once again I', forced to ask cause no one answers my question, does Kane ever do anything other than stir shit up?
>>142084600he's very busy being black, it's not easy you know
shirt I bought in February just came in the mail
>>142084525Does espn do it every game? I literally have never seen them on hockey night in canada. espn is so fucking cringe
What do you guys what next seasons script to be?
>>142084815Flames win with Wolf
>>142084600I wonder this myself because every time I see this nigga he's always fighting or riling ppl up. maybe he's a new breed of goon where he is too softpussy to actually hit
>>142083399Sad retirement situation
>>142084815utah makes a miraculous playoff run
>>142084815Seattle vs. Utah in the conference finals
>>142084755Yes
>>142084926He was playing hurt through the playoffs and like a kreider (not exactly the same kind of player but close-ish) he has never been consistent
>>142084940He said he wasn’t retiring
>>142084467I just can't fully 100% admire mcmemid because he sticks his neck out for shitheads like this
>>142082993Is synthetic ice good enough for the NHL?
>>142084397it wouldn't be so cringe if the coaches were just given a headset
>>142084397interviews are shit in general- Hey Connor what do you think about Ohio HC?- Ah, I mean, we gotta still put more guys toward the net when we’re shootin’ it. Ah, we can still make those plays, but make sure you’re puttin’ the puck there, makin’ guys go towards the net
tonight? - buyout window openssometime this week - nhl schedule releasesfriday june 28th - first round of nhl draftsaturday june 29th - rounds 2-7 of nhl draftsunday june 30th - florida panthers stanley cup paradesunday june 30th - buyout window closesmonday july 1st - nhl free agency beginswednesday july 3rd - chl import draftjuly 5th - player elected salary arbitration window closesjuly 15th - team elected salary arbitration window closesjuly 20th - arbitration hearings beginjuly 26th - world junior summer showcase beginsthroughout july & august - nhl prospect campsaugust 5th - hlinka gretzky cupaugust 15th - ncaa unsigned draft picks enter free agencyseptember 13thish - nhl prospect tournamentsseptember 22nd - nhl preseason games beginoctober 4th - nhl regular season beginsall summer long - aihl games at night
This one in China doesn't look very safe.
Pretty synthetic ice rink in Tennessee
>>142085616Where is the ice?
>hoc is so devoid of any content that they'll talk about anything for 3 monthswhat a soulless and dead sport lmao
>>142085749Leave then
This injun from the Mohawk tribe of the Six Nations of the Grand River, Ontario is RHD and played 23 minutes a night on the cup-winning team. How much is your team paying him on July 1st?
>>142085702You skate on this surface. No real ice needed.
>>142084815jacket's
>>142076002>picture of McInvisible accepting the Conn Smythe trophy with Gary
>>142084815Another Canadian team makes it to the finals the boost viewership but they once again lose to a sunbelt team. I want to say Stars win it but I don't see any Canadian team in the East making the finals
>>142085779That will surely help.
>>142085954don't people's skates get stuck in the creases of the plastic squares??
>>142086107someone should find a suitable photo of McBitch and shoop him in there... opposite the trophy... >something that makes him look humble
>>142086579No but the surfaces are really hard on blades. They have skating treadmill machines that use the same shit. If you don't get a deep sharpening after a session, you won't be playing the next game.
>>142086670april 17 2022
>>142086690this, from the people that brought us Ginsu... pathetic... -_- >no wait, Ginsu is American.. hot dogs, baseball, and apple pie American... speaking of, what do you get cooking up for the 4th, Burgerlads???>also, the 1st, Mapledudes
>>142085954grim
>>142084815kraken makes a deep run
Mornin /hoc/ are the Canadians still crying?
>>142086107
Live each day like it's Russia Day
>Arizona Coyotes owner Alex Meruelo has told his remaining executives that he is dissolving what’s left of the NHL franchise, a source with knowledge of the situation told Sportico Tuesday. The story was first reported by local sports site PHNX Sports.>Meruelo told his staff Monday he will no longer pursue building a new arena to house the team in the Phoenix area, and that the franchise should be disbanded within a month. Meruelo will retain the minor league Roadrunners, who will now play their entire 30-game 2024-25 home schedule in Tucson, Ariz., before eventually moving to a new arena when it is completed in Reno, Nev.>The decision came three days after the Arizona State Land Commission canceled an upcoming auction for a plot of land where Meruelo hoped to build a $3 billion arena and entertainment complex in anticipation of a reborn franchise in north Phoenix.>The auction for 95 acres of north Phoenix land was scheduled for Thursday at the starting price of $68.5 million. In what was explained as a highly politicized process, the commission said it had determined that Meruelo must seek a Special Use Permit to build an arena on that property, which had already been zoned for such a purpose.
>>142087327
>>142087353
>>142087457kek that is so Canadian
>>142087394NEED A ZONING PERMIT NOW !
Flames have no bandwagoners at this point
>>142087394>spent my days with a woman unkind, smoked my stuff and drank all my wine>made up my mind to make a new start, going to Reno, Nevada with an aching in my heart>someone told me there's a team out there, with love in their eyes and flowers in their hair
>1993
>>142087802is this the last we hear from him, /hoc/??
these guys are the true mvps for staying loyal to that poverty franchise
>>142083146Grizzlies used to be in Vancouver and Montreal had the ExposThey didn't exactly do well
>>142086880>also, the 1st, MapledudesI'll be shooting fireworks off for hours in 15 minute intervals in my backyard, then checking out my local sub/r/ to laugh at all the retards complaining about how traumatizing it is.
>>142087884not a bad place to play for the NHL, frankly, I mean, at least Miami Beach was nice the last time I visited >I hear the weather's acting kind of weird recently
Who was the least hated NHL player of all time?
>>142087976Rob Manfred ought to open teams in Montreal and Vancouver so the League can be 32 teams>and Adam Silver's already planning to open a Seattle and Vegas team
We’re just out here achieving total cultural victory
>>142088015>not a bad place to play for the NHLWould be my 2nd pick after SJ, with LA following.
>>142088097Easy
I think I could only ever play for my home town. I'd feel so wrong to play against them.
>>142088015The parade is in Fort Lauderdale retard
>>142088188you're pretty young if you think Phil Kessel didn't have haters
Who’s the autist who uses greentext incorrectly?
Why are the Canadians upset again today.Just like every day.
> i am the autist who uses greentext incorrectlythis
>>142088244hownu.ru
>there is a way to use green text correctlyconceptual thinking
>>142088188Name one thing to dislike about Phil Kessel. I'll wait.
>>142084815My re-tooling blues will go on a run and upset some teams, mainly Aves
>>142076116>SoulfulSoccer is gay embellishment tier, and euros should direct their energy towards supernationalism.
>>142088097Lanny mcdonald, nicest gentleman you'd ever meet
>>142088358JOOORDAN KYROOUHE'S OUR ONTARIAN SCORING GENIUSWITH A TWENTY FOUR INCH PENISSCORING ALL THE GOOOOALSBELLEND BY HIS TOOOES
>>142088413He had a good heart
>Gatekeeping/hoc/ in the>offseason
Why so cringy?
>>142088097whoever won the most lady byng awards
>>142088589Brands have been uppity in general
>anaheim ducks, sponsored by Home Depot
Imagine being McGaykid
>>142088589Isn’t he still under contract with Utah?
any oldfag here who remember 1993?
>Canucks and Sabres>in the league since like 1970>nothing>Panthers>around for 30 years>have had all of like 3 or 4 good seasons ever>win a CupLmao
>>142088738Yeah they traded it to Arizona last year
>Walt drivingGood thinking from the boys, with his girth he could drink as much as everyone in the team combined and not get drunk enough for a DUI
>>142088798No one wants to live in Buffalo or Vancouver
you now remember Maxim Afinogenov
>>142088788Ah yes>1993
>>142088862vancouver is a bustilng metropolis
>Edmonton>Vancouver>Vegas>Dallas>Colorado>Utah>Winnipeg>Minnesota>Carolina>New York Rangers>Philadelphia>Florida>Toronto>Detroit>New Jersey>Buffalo
>>142088788I was here on 09/11/01. The front page of /b/ was craaaaaaazy
>>142088788the stanley cup wasn't even aired on national us channels back them>Game 1 of the 1995 Stanley Cup Finals was the first Finals game shown on network television since 1980 and the first in prime time since 1973
In Sweden we always get told by the media that Canada gets the most intelligent immigrants in the whole wide world. Like they get the smartest engineers of India, Pakistan, East Asia and the Arab world. Is this true?
gary... trades por favor
>>142089202No, we get uber drivers and day labourers. And the "best" doctors and engineers from the third world do not meet the standard for their western equivalent
BUSINESS IDEA:NHL guided community outreach programs; improved infrastructure, commercial development for job growth; make places like Vancouver, Winnipeg, and Buffalo, for example, actual places that players will enjoy living in>Level the playing field for the team owners, as it were
>>142089235no agua
>>142089235>Ain't got no trades
>>142089555>>142089555>>142089555
>>142089555>>142089590We know what the governor did to you
>>142089118McCarthyism
Imagine getting 4 1st Rd picks, generational talent, top 3 player in league.And still never winning anything.Only in Edmonton... Where the residents wish they were from based Winnipeg..
McCuplessloser
>>142088788I seriously hope no one who remembers 1993 is posting in /hoc/ lmaooooo.
>>142088788Yep we got fucking robbed of an all time classic all Canadian final and everybody knew the new commissioner was to blame
>>142089064>UtahLolLmao
McOnestepcloser
>>142089884Yes, they will get a flying start just like Colorado did in 95/96
>>142089972Does Utah have a Roy?I don't think so
>>142089861i remember :'(
>>142090028thats ok
>>142088952Retard
...
>>142090011They'll have Reinhart
The year of our Lord and savior, ninteen hundred and ninety three.
>>142090277Maybe on planet retard
>>142079578Lomberg got naked so fast just to show off his body to the cameras lmao
>>142088678I'm glad >we are getting rid of the ugly webbed foot. At first I thought the orange pants were a bit much but black would have been too similar to the Flyers.
>>142090265Close but no cigar Connor
>>142088620Frank Boucher from the rags won 7Gretzky won 5
>>142082673Reminder your name really isn't engraved forever unless you're one of the guys on the top of the cup>>142082916Well given that's 26 years after the laffs cup and there are 13 teams per band, I would guess it'd another 26-39 years from 2031 depending on which band the 93 Habs are on. So by 2070 latest.
>>142088788Marty McSorley got caught using an illegal stick. The motivational speaker Tony Robbins never recovered from this. My Habs are still undefeated since 1993.
>>142087682the bad guys won that series
am i the only one that likes the webbed foot logoi don't get why people hate it
>>142090841wow I didn't know #mindblown
>>142089405NHL is poor and has no money
>>142090841I don't like it because the colours suck and it isn't endearing like the other logo
>>142090875
>>142087682
>>142090886Just like our bud
Whose Stanley Cup window has closed?Who has it wide open?I think that it's effing over for the jerks
>>142087884they really stuck with them through thick and thin
>>142090841Wtf ive always thought it was depicting a fast moving puck
>>142088188I miss him so much
>>142091014Leafs last season now.Bolts is doneCaps done obviously Bruins are done
>>142090685 kitties signed him dirt cheap before everyone realized how good he was too
>>142088097
>>142090841
>>142091091Anyone who had cancer was impossible to hateLemiux, Kessel, Koivu
>>142088788I wasn't even alive then
>>142090841I think that it's mostly people who remember the time before the logo change that hate it
>>142089861/hoc/ is a 30+ boomer general pekka
>>142091151Correct
Where will Elias Lindholm end up?
Soul
>>142081030
>>142091221THANK YOU ÅLAND
>>142091221Fail
The 2002 Red Wings now have 10 Hall of Famers on their roster
If U ain't wearing at least XL, U ain't /hoc/
>>142087763It'll come
>>142090685>>142091085I bet Forsling ends up a Norris finalist on new contract. People don't know his offensive capabilities bc he's always been deployed in a very defensive role and gets zero PP time. But with Montour fucking off and OEL possibly leaving, I could easily see Forsling hitting 15 goals and 60 points.
F L A M E SLAMES
https://www.8newsnow.com/news/local-news/woman-accused-of-having-child-porn-animal-sex-acts/I worked with this girl once for a short while almost a decade ago. One of my coworker buddies at the time banged her. She posted her tits on tumblr once.
>>142091151There are 30 y/o boomers born after 1993, that's how long it has been
>>142091488what causes women to use their dogs like that?
>>142091479R U L EU LE
>>142091221Thank you for the webm
>>142091014>Closed this seasonCalgary, Colorado, Pittsburgh, Winnipeg>Wide openFlorida, VegasThen you have teams like the Rangers, Lightning, and Oilers whose windows are closing.
>>142091488Damn I guess copey is projecting
>>142091563holy fucking based do you mind if I save this Flames gif
>>142091563>>142091648ALLAH HUAKBAR FLAMES FRIENDS!!!!
>>142087394>roadrunners do a campaign about how they're keeping hockey in arizona>moving to nevadaKWAB
czechia's divegrass team has a chytil and a krejci
>>142091648go for it :)>>142091746Allahu Akbar brother
>>142091879good goal it was in
Don't see any Kanadian teams winning the cup in next 5 years
>>142092032Flames are close
>>142092094canadian teams don't win cups ya dipshit change your vpn back
>>142087884their numbers will be retired
>>142091014>closed Tampa, Boston, Colorado, Rangers, Oilers, Vegas>opening Dallas, Florida
>>142092665The panthers retired a number for both their owners and a goalie that spent his prime years on a different team they'll probably retire 5 or 6 numbers from this team
>>142092468Flames are America's Team newfag
>>142087884Ekblad was handed a $7.5m x 8y contract after two seasons of pro play. For context, in 2017, that was 10% of the salary cap, and Victor Hedman signed on the same day for $7.8m AAV.
>>142092959At least Barkov
all these new fanatics jerseys are starting to pop up and KEK even the ones they're showcasing are fucked up
>>142093161R A N GERS
>>142092475Bulju would fit nicely on that second line
>>142092665Barkov yes, Ekblad no. His inability to grow into a legitimate 1D was a huge part of why the team was mediocre from 2017-21. During the course of his contract, he was passed on the depth chart by Weegar, Forsling, and Montour.
We're Oilers on the moonWe carry a harpoonBut there ain't no cupsSo we do makeupsAnd sing our oiling tune
>>142093161I should buy an adidas jersey this summer
>>142093161RANGERS
>>142093334so this is the power of russian fungineering
>>142093161
>>142093323Ekblad will be 100% retired if he stays with the Pantturas
>>142093463
I have a PhD in chemical engineering Go Leafs
>>142093393
Barkov's number will be retired.Bobrovsky's number will be retired if he's the starter during a second SCF victory.Ekblad's number will be retired if he signs an 8-year extension and plays it out as a top pair dman for Florida.Nobody else is close. Tkchuk and Forsling will need to put up big stats and win two more cups to be under consideration.
>>142093638I remember that era of abercrombie and fitch. I still miss cocaine skinny women
>>142093612I have a theoretical degree in physics
>>142093612can you make meth?
>>142093686retard
>>142093743No just wood pulp
I have a degree in Economics and I'm considering getting an MBA
>>142093731:|
>>142093756Smarter than (you)
>>142093686I don’t think that many teams have retired multiple goalie numbers
>>142077800wtf someone call gary now quick and give him the link to this video!! we need to replay the series!!
>>142093776Sad
>>142093798Only get an MBA if your company is paying for it and you have plenty of time to network before/after class in the evenings.
>>142093686_/ _/ _/ _/ _/ _/
>>142092475>Five years of Swaggy on the 1st line for $2M x 2 and $4.17M x 3Z I T OITO
>>142091879which year's hoc meetup is this pic from?
>>142093826Every team has unique criteria for retiring numbers, and the Panthers have a particularly arbitrary one.
>>142093731how does gravity work?
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>>142093990magnets and salty coin milk
>>142093864thanks for the advice. my parents would pay for it and I could do it full-time. the major question is whether I can get into one of the 14 decent ones
>>142093990talmudic tricks
>>142094000teeth
>>142094000>>142094000>>Wow>>142094000>>142094000Are you enjoying our off-season adventure, /hoc/?>>142094000>>142094000
>>142094112or the side view of a corridor from Alien
>>142091221if mcdavid couldn't score from that then neither can hoc!!he is the best player in the world after all according to espn
17.4.2022
>>142092886>Tampa, Boston, Colorado, Rangers, Oilers, VegasTampa's is closing, but it's not closed. They still have an elite 1C, and elite 1D, an elite goalie, the best winger in the league, and a deep blueline. They just need to retool the scoring depth, which is one of the easiest things for GMs to do.Boston is in a weird phase where they're competitive but are waiting for a 1C to fall into their laps for their window to actually be open.Rangers are closing but not closed.Oilers still have one year left.Vegas' window is wide open right now.
>>142093161Damn these are cheap looking
>>142093161Are they Made in USA?
1993
>>142093008True, I get imposter syndrome cheering for them as a leaf
>>142094048I thought the T14 was law schools
>>142094318you're valid you're cute You. Are. Welcome. Here.
>>142094311Guess where they're made
>>142094208cope, bulju would have scored
oh I'm no queer
>>142093008
Bros 9/11...
>>1420948319-11 was a national tragedy
>>142091014Devils should be a contender in year or 2
this third-world nation, that's who...
Where are the side deals Ron? It's going to be year 4. I need my fucking kraken side deals.
canadians been awful quiet on /hoc/ lately
oh no I'm queer
>>142094831still remember learning about that happening as a kidat first I thought that they were showing some capeshit movie on the tv but it was a documentary about some shit that actually occurred
>>142094983Just like my islanders
9/11 was based because the US got to kill lots of sand people right afterwards
>laffs
>>142094129kys
>JLMI
>KGB
>ruins
whens the next hockey game?
>>142095882not until you post cute rice
Ya'll niggas need Jesus.
>>142096045This is a Christian board newfag
>>142095921chinese?
>wins the cup
Barkov got a taste of ebonic beauty and immediately won the cupCoincidence?
>>142096335also semi-naked
>>142095882>boobs>boobs, japan
>>142095882Never, hockey is being outlawed this offseason
>>142096443This is my best one that isn't kpop and won't get me banned
>>142096388I know you leafs are all special needs.But the Stanley Cup just ended.
>>142095005I was 7 at the time. I don't remember anyone giving a shit
>>142096639okay thennext hokki game is not until Oct 4
>>142096392AAAAAH IM GONNA BLANDA UUUUPP
OFF SEASONIN MY SOULJANNY SEETHE OUT OF CONTROLIM THE GUY THAT LIKES TO BLOG FROM HOME
>>142077149>everyone hate watched the panthers wanting to see them lose and Bettman will most likely think it's because the Oilers were in the FinalsBased honestlyOilers will get help making it back next year
>>142096388the hockey capital of the world hasn't even been to the finals since 1967can't think of a more iconic drought in the 4 major sports leagues
>>142096388this would break /sp/
>>142096392zamn
>>142097143photoshopping women's asses should be illegal
>>142097217photoshop should just be illegal entirely along with """AI"""
>>142097455Everything should be illegal.
just got a strawberry and cream dr pepper for the first time what did I think of it
>>142096952In the NFL the Lions have a pretty fucking grim history but they might change that in the near future. They've been around since 1930 and have never even played in the Owl.
>>142097514thats illegal
>>142097653You loved it
>the nation of Portugal
>>142097811I gotta say I found it to be pretty terrific
Im in the shit thread. Im in the thread for retards. Im in the combination shit threads for retards
>>142097832>rags
Got some new work clothes but can't fit my fat ass in themGo leafs
>>142097874>sgar
>>142097874don't reply to him retard
>>142097832kys raped bitch
>>142097876how do you buy new clothes that dont fit? are you also retarded?
April 17 2022
>>142097931>r>a>g>s
>>14209798517.4.2022
>>142097985>>142098045June 11th, 2024
>>142098079oh wasn't that just the day before Russia Day this year?
>>142088788I was 1
Kinda funny how the raped bitch likes Ronaldo, a rapist
>>142088788i was 2
gross
>>142097955Ordered them online with same size as before I am autistic
>>142097692didn't even know about that, cleveland seems like a bigger laughing stock
>draft 2 days from nowMy Blue Jackets becoming relevant in T minus 48 hours..........
>>142098204not to be a dick but>ordering clothes without trying them onkinda get what you deserve
>>142097985>>142098045>>142098079June 26th, 2024
>>>not to be a dick butwut?
Kill yourself tbg
>>142098240Technically the original Browns franchise is now the Ravens and they've had some success while the current Browns aren't that old, but yes Cleveland NFL history is awful as well.
>>142098113Yep it was pretty warm that day too
>>142098246what went so wrong with them?
>>142098446>>142098446>>142098446
>>142098415They weren't trying hard yetThis year they start ramping up their roster until they win the cup on their organization's 20th anniversary in 2027
