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>>142077158doyers
doyers
the cubs lost kek
>>142077499nope
>cubesKWAB
Rangers cant score runs. The World Series hangover is real.
Why didn't the last World Series draw well?Dallas and Phoenix are big cities
Mets
Yanks
>>142077158This team doesn't know it's not supposed to be here.
>>142077158he closed out that game against the nationals THOUGH
Didn't play but still made them seeth
>Mets beat Phillies and Yankees, the two best teams.>Mets going like .800 for most of June.>Reverse from historically bad season to legit playoff contenderHow did he do it?
>>142080052>Enter the 8th up 9-1>Still almost blow itThey still suck. They'd actually be a division contender if they won all the games they were leading going into the 8th or 9th and all their extra innings games, but they suck so they lost all of those. They will go back to sucking soon. This Yankees are the MC of this season and the Mets being hot for a few weeks due to corporate black magick is just to test them.
Go Carp Go
>>142080110the Mets' record in May is basically all driven by a bullpen meltdown. They will live or die by how they hold up and Stearns patches it up through the year.
BASES LOADED GOT THE DOUBLE PLAYNow sayonara this shite!
>>142080683nevermindI guess at least it's not a lossBut all still the same pathetic offense
>>142080496weird bunt
I had sex last night. With a woman
>>142081035it's a ridiculously shitty bunt. He deadened the ball right in front of the plate for the catcher.
>>142080496Who could have guessed that nakedly telegraphing a bunt would backfire?
>>142081035>>142081145>>142081181Ogawa's a pitcher give him a break
>>142081053Well at least you can't get your mom pregnant because I'm sure she's sans uterus at this point in her life.
>>142078973Nobody gives a shit about the Rangers or the Diamondbacks. The Rangers have only been around since the 1970s and the Diamondbacks have only been around since 1998. Furthermore baseball isn’t particularly popular in the southwest. Baseball is huge in the northeast and in California. Down south they don’t really care about it, it’s a yankee sport with it’s roots in the civil war and the union army. The only southern city that actually likes baseball is Atlanta and that’s probably because they got burned down and rebuilt by carpetbaggers
>>142081230Fuck off chris chan
Breaking the L streak was nice, though the season's pretty much over and Vladdy's gonna be traded.
Our Atlanta Braves are playing today, please enjoy the game
>>142081518Hopefully they lose both games
QuestionHow do these games work exactly (EST timezone) ?If your team is playing at 1pm on a weekday do you just put it on in the office? Are tickets to these games dirt cheap? What happens here?
I'm hearing from multiple sources that the Mariners will be winning today btw.
>>142079339At this point, who will stop them?
why are Mariners and Cubs fans on /sp/ such retards?
>>1420817031:00 PM games are called “business persons specials”. The ticket prices are half off if you come dressed in business casual or a suit and tie. It’s part of American culture that if you show your tickets to your boss he’ll let you leave at lunch and take a half day.
>>142081859They've had relatively decent injury luck so far and I'd still be scared shitless of a playoff series against the O's, Yankees or Astros. Without Bieber, they need a veteran starter and preferably with playoff experience. I hope they trade for Flaherty or ideally if the rangers fall out of it, and he is healthy, Max Scherzer would be the ideal veteran horse to bring in as the final piece of the puzzle.
>>142081927kino
I'm suicidal
Just watched the video of the padres celebrating a first inning homer like they won a pennant, absolute bush league. The only thing Gore did wrong was not putting profar on the IL.
>>142082128keep us posted
>>142081518Squidbillies went to shit after the 7th season, but the Tool Dash is still the most accurate ballpark experience I've ever seen in media.
>>142081921all it takes is 1 or 2 neets
>>142075727honestly, the move is to use seatgeek and buy your tickets on the day of the game, prices drop very low.
>>142081703Wednesdays and Sundays (and sometimes Tuesdays and Thursdays) are travel days when switching to a new road venue. Tickets are usually much cheaper and day baseball is the best way to watch a game assuming it's not baking outside.
>>142081703These are called getaway day. Weekday series start Monday and end Wed or Thurs, weekend series start Thurs. or Fri and end Sunday. The final game of almost every series is usually afternoon game, so the team(s) have more time to clean up, pack up and travel to the next opponent. So a lot of Wednesday games and Sunday games are day games. People with office jobs take a long lunch and visit the park, or people cut out for a half day if they want to spend the afternoon at the game. Day games are good for kids too because then they don't have to be up late. All games were day games until the owners figured out that playing in the evening under lights would draw more fans.
>>142082129I remember last year the Angels sucked dick all season and they’d be getting blown out 10-0 or whatever and somebody would hit a solo homer and when he got back in the dugout they’d put a samurai helmet on him and celebrate like it was some big deal and it pissed me off every time. That and when guys smile and laugh after they commit an error. That stuff makes me sick
>>142082129Winker is a gay hothead. Nats being fucking sore because someone is taking standings seriously in June tells you all you need to know about their playoff aspirations.
cubs are last in the division...
Our handsome shortstop is so fucking back.
>>142082128That's dumb then you can't shitpost about basedball.
>>142082257This has nothing to do with Winker, it has everything to do with Profar diving like neymar and celebrating a walk off in June like he walked off the Dodgers in the NLCS.
Ok wtf is going on with the Padres and Nationals, I gotta see these highlights but it sounds to me like the Nats are being sensitive little bitches
>>142082372Wow the Mets must be good. How many games out of first are they?
>>142082451>numbers>games>other teamsChildish things to be concerned about really.
>>142082276source?
doubleheader for our berdinals
>>142082400Taking umbrage at a player capping off a 4-run extra innings comeback AT HOME with a celebration has to be one of the most petty things I've seen in recent memory. Martinez tried to fire up his squad after a gut punch loss and it backfired. As for Winker, he was one of 3 Nats who took exception to a home walk off celebration. Threw his helmet after grounding out to end the ninth on Monday. Jawed with a senior after Monday's game and with Profar after making an out top of the first yesterday. Bitchmade mentality.
Shohei Ohtani TRIPLE CROWN watch.320 AVG (1st)24 HR (1st)60 RBI (3rd) - trails by 4
>>142082889>implying he'll ever keep up with Kwan once he's eligible KWAN(kek what a Not Steven Kwan)
>>142082974Kwan plays in the AL
>>142082974>NOOOOO>HE’S NOT EVEN GOOD AT BASEBALL>REMEMBER HIS TWO WEEK SLUMP AT THE BEGINNING OF JUNE?!?
>>142082451Fuck off.If my Mets play like the did this month for the next three they will end up winning the division.
>>142083040If ifs and buts were candy and nuts we’d all have a merry christmas ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
>>142082811Once again nothing to do with Winker, or are you a Meminers fan still seething about his time in Seattle? That being said he disrespected the opponent by celebrating in towards the dugout, which arguably would be acceptable if this wasn't a meaningless game in June between teams who had no beef before Monday. Ruiz did nothing wrong for backing his pitchers just because zoomers believe players have the right the act like spastics doesn't mean they do.
>>142081927>>142082114Only if you have a good job. If you tell your McDonald's or Walmart manager you have tickets and you can't come in as an "on demand worker" (i.e., you are on call to maybe work 24/7 but they also don't guarantee you any work or health insurance) they will probably flip their shit (because they are not much better paid and generally middle aged alcoholic men who have to spend 70 hours a week ensuring the franchise stays profitable for the owner, who comes in once every two years).I honestly think we'd be better off if we brought back serfdom and lords felt some degree of responsibility towards their peasants instead of them being wholly interchangeable.
Our heroes....(and Brett Baty)
>>142083229>sat & sun weekend>one of the prizes was a weekend offI’m not a commie by any stretch of the imagination, but if every Walmart burned to the ground and the entire Walton family was murdered in their sleep I wouldn’t be upset about it.
>>142083210The only thing Profar did wrong was say he was "disrespected" by walking Arraez with 1B open (Nats simply wanted a force at any base - not having to face Arraez was a cherry on top). >celebrating towards the dugoutHe walked from 3B side to 1B side clearly amping up the fans for a FOUR-RUN EXTRA INNING COMEBACK WIN AT HOME. This has nothing to do with the Nats besides them being exceptionally buttmad just like the Rangers of yesteryear.>meaningless gameEveryone but the Rockies and Marlins are in the NL playoff picture. Meaningless game is cope.
>>142083229I’ve been saying since the Covid lockdowns that McDonald’s, Walmart, and fast food employees have more than proven that they deserve more money and more respect than what they’re getting. When 50% of the workforce was so redundant and useless that they could be fired overnight and the world could still function but those guys had to still show up and work every day my respect for the guy ringing me up at Wawa went up like you wouldn’t believe.
>>142082889The NL has surprisingly low qualifiers. The AL is much more competitive.
>>142083339Whatever, we obviously have irreconcilable viewpoints, but if you believe the Nationals are gonna be in the wild card chase come August you must be a more delusional Nats fan than I am.
>>142083540Just saying playoff picture is what it is. I wouldn't pick Nats.. but I also wouldn't pick Cards (or Mets).. just how the season goes sometimes. Not a Nats fan, but I like the Nats.. always rooting for the former SD boys and Martinez/Rizzo are very underrated. If CJ goes 3-3 today and pimps a moonshot, I wouldn't mind.
>>142083463How is it more competitive if Judge is leading 2/3 for the triple crown and getting clown balls all day so you know he’s going to run away with the home runs and RBIs
>>142083626Fair enough, if it means anything Profar is on my ballot and I think he's having an outstanding year. I'm probably just too much of a homer. >>142083660He's talking about the Nationals GM.
Yankers.
>>142083678>JudgeRent free, yanks own ya stank azz
>>142082889He’s gonna get walked too much later this year to win RBI
>>142081927>1:00 PM games are called “business persons specials”. The ticket prices are half off if you come dressed in business casual or a suit and tie. It’s part of American culture that if you show your tickets to your boss he’ll let you leave at lunch and take a half day.literally none of that is true>>142082114
>>142082128Hi suicidal I’m Brian
>>142081842Rays batters have very few ABs against Kirby. Should be a good game for /our/ guy
>>142083678>sample size: 200 ballspromptly discarded
>>142081703Baseball was meant to be an afternoon sport. Day games are extremely based. I take a couple half days per year so I can go to a 1pm game
>>142082167I'm still looking for a girl like this.
>>142082451This is a retarded argument with the 3rd wildcard. I’d unironically prefer to get hot in September and grab a 3rd wildcard spot than be the 1 seed and get 7 days off
>>142083713Yeah I don't hate the Nats or anything, and while IMO I think the "retaliation" (which was very mild) was a calculated move by Martinez, I can understand why he felt the need the need to fire up his team. You guys are cool and are the only palatable team in the NL East besides the Marlins, so I hope Abrams/Gore/Wood continue to take off and anchor the next quality Nats club.
>>142082400>NOOOOOO YOU CANT CELEBRATE BEATING MY TEAM NOOOOOOthe amount of seethe on /mlb/ is astonishing. you faggots cant not be butthurt on a daily basis
>>142083678>you know he’s going to run away with the home runs and RBIsExcept he's prone to extended slumps, and you know he probably isn't going to maintain a 211 wRC+ over a full season. Henderson and Jose Ramirez are still hanging with him, even with Judge having a red-hot 6-week stretch. The real fun race in the AL would be if Kwan manages to stay red-hot: Only 10 players since 1941 have hit .372 or better for a full season, and they are some of the most memorable, exciting seasons of all time.
>>142084160Here's hoping M'sbro.
>>142084631Not even a Jankees fan but Judge had a 209 wRC+ in 2022 lmao. He's still underperforming his xwOBA slightly, the man is insane.
This season is slowly turning me into a Mets fan
>>142084827There's another side to that coin too. You're always welcome potential m'sbro.
>>142084352>yea imo the visiting team should get to dictate how the home team celebrates an extra inning 4 run comeback walk off in their own ballpark in current month>it's a good thing that their manager "fired up his team" by demanding they hit the first batter of the game then watch them give up a homer to the second batter, they surely can't lose with such tactics>yes the Nats and Marlins are the only palatable teams in the NL East lmfao holy shit, its a bit early in the morning for such absolutely brain dead takes no? wtf even is a palatable team? one that hates fun and celebrating?
>>142084896Fun fact, originally from Vancouver, use to watch the Mariners play in the Kingdome back in the day. Been a lifelong Mariners fan, but moving to Ontario and being stuck in Canada means an obligation to Blue Jays.That being said, let's go M&Ms
>>142084827>>142084896>>142084993welcome aboard fren
>>142085099Ever since the Expos became the Nationals, which I know is a long time now, I've been looking for a NL team to root for. Guess the Mets have me.
>>142084259She's a Braves fan, if that matters
>>142084827The Sox cheated you too? Honorary new yorkian.
10/10 great at bat
>>142084980this sport is not for you zoomie
>mmmyesss I find the nationals of washington and the yankees of new york to be quite palatable ballclubs, indeed. yes, unlike those other NL East ruffians, the nationals of washington understand that baseball is a serious game and should never be fun, nor taken lightly.>here here, I simply cannot believe that the padres of sand diego would celebrate a victory at home in such a manner, even if that victory was, shall we say, highly unlikely. it's good for the game that managers demand their pitchers hit anyone caught celebrating in such an unkempt manner.
>>142085608>Yankees >NL holy shit go back to /nba/ zoomie faggot
>>142085721lmao nothing in that post implies I think the yankees are a national league club, retarded illiterate boomer.
>>142085721kek assmad boomer doesn't understand how periods and sentences work but thinks he understands baseball lmao
>>142085608Holy fucking underrage. GTFO
>>142085345If you mean red sox, yes. White sox? Also yes, but white sox make me money
>baseball should not be fun because... BECAUSE IT JUST SHOULDN'T BE, OK?!
>>142085805>unlike those other NL EastWith the implication being both the Nationals and Yankees are in the NL east you fucking microplastic addled retard.>>142086045Holy melty sorry chad gave you some chin music.
>>142085977based
>>142081717>He supports a cheating baseball team
>pirates play at noon >nothing entertaining until tomorrow night’s presidential debateFuck bros, I hate summer. Football can’t come sooner. Even though the Steelers go 9-8 every year there’s at least some entertainment value, plus the MLB doesn’t get good until October.
>>142086314>the MLB
>>142086190lmao the boomboom doubles down on his illiteracy >I find the nationals of washington and the yankees of new york to be quite palatable ballclubs, indeed.here we find a period indicating the end of a sentence. the yankees were referenced because only a faggotassed yankees fan could be so tight-assed about baseball. I might actually be replying to goose gossage right now. >unlike those other NL East ruffians, the nationals of washington understand that baseball is a serious game and should never be fun, nor taken lightly.here we begin a new sentence, in which the Nationals are the subject. the yankees are not mentioned and therefore not to be considered an NL East team. I know you probably went to school in 1949, but basic punctuation and sentence structure is really something you should try to maintain your entire life.
Msbros what the fuck just happened...
How can one man be so effective in AAA and have absolutely ZERO impact in an MLB game?
>>142086422Honestly when you posted I just glanced through your reddit tier green text and saw Yankees and NL East, but thanks for sharing your sixth grade English homework zoomie.
>>142086422No one is reading your fag shit, nerd
>>142086730you are so angry
>your post is fucking REDDIT TIER>you must be a fucking ZOOMER for enjoying walkoff wins
Let's all calm down and get back to what matters. I'll start>Gay louisKEK!
>demand your pitcher hit the first batter of the game>your pitcher gives up a home run to the very next batter>you are now down 2-0 before recording an out>lose the game by 2 runswhat did Davey Tardtinez mean by this?
>>142086914lmao
>>142082276this has been debunked
Oh no no no look at dis doooood
>>142086914Thank you cubspie we need your grace and aplomb more than ever. An offering for you.
Absolute state of modern baseball fans now that a little cheeky bean ball at the feet sends them into seething hysterics. if Gibson played today they would shit themselves and demand manfraud ban him from baseball.
>>142087141beaning batters will always be part of the game. we are allowed to discuss the justification behind them though, and the nats look soft for this and lost both of those games lmao.
>>142087137kek is that fredbird's collection?! KEKcheck this one out
>>142086764I am?
ゲイ・ルイ・ケック
We’re back Turnbulls
>>142087411aaaaaannnnnd we're gone
>>142087350>what did he mean by this???kinda tired of all the gay louis jokes thb
>>142087515Fredbird spotted
>>142087411They blew it
>>142086975Tardtinez rings 2018-2024: 1Poodres rings 1969-2024: 0
>>142087515Oh that's a berbro's computer if I ever seen one
>>142087515Kek!!!! Mein sides!!!
yanks…
>>142084071You never heard of a business person’s special?
>>142087515
>>142087822>business personGET THIS FUCKING WOKE SHIT OFF MY BOARDDDDDDD
>>142084827>that flag>that post
Alright /mlb/ the rest of this one is a radio game. M'sbros stay believing, even in the face of a sweep.
>>142088059I wanna believe but god damn the only run in this game was on such a stupid play that it hurts
>be me>crapdres fan (strike one)>go on 4chan for baseball discussion (strike two)>argue about last two games with the one resident nats fan. Agree to disagree over the interpretation of the events amicably (called third strike)>some sperg spends an hour trying to faggot mike me for using the word "palatable"/mlb/ is a special place.
>>142088338anyone else really dislike these fully dirt infields? why don't they have grass infields in japan, are all the ballparks like this?
This was a certified faggot mike moment
You can't just faggot mike me
>>142088372>argue about last two games with the one resident nats fanthere are at least two of us
FAGGOT MIKE!!!
>>142088565Apologies, I was thinking it might be more than one guy.
>Ms going to get swept by the skatin’ rad rays
hey FAGGOT MIKE!!!!
As a man named Mike I am offended by this turn the thread has taken
Retarded Dominican holy shit
It's Faggot Mike o clock
>>142088604did I hear correctly that Mariners have not yet been swept this season?
as a cubs fan, I'm so sorry
>>142088450Yeah it looks horrible and I would hate to play on it.
who is this Mike Faggot?
>tarpinals
Who’s faggot mike?
>>142088450The Seibu Lions usually play in a dome, though this game was played at a municipal baseball field with an all dirt infield. It's like if MLB teams decided to play at a college stadium for a series.
????
>>142084790He's hitting 140 wRC+ and 30 homers a year if they weren't throwing tennis balls to him. That's who he was for 4 straight season then something changed also do not look into the balls or you're fired
DUMPER DONE DID IT AGAIN!!!
>>142088939Thanks for joining us this fine afternoon, bravesbrah
It's never too early for big dumper
where are all the braves fans this year?
>cubesMein sides
>>142089151they show up end of september usually
>>142089151I think the GAY-I posting sent them off the deep end back in april/may. On the one hand I hate AI slop but on the other hand they got so mad it was pretty funny. Seeing them go from trying to brag about beating up gay kids in high school to melting down and leaving the thread was very funny.
Why does nobody ever post about the Red Sox here except me?
Ooh boy there was a lot of frosting on that turd last night was a good time!
>>142088701We got swept in April i think
>>142089468Yea a lot of the red socks posters ditched after they traded mookie. I don’t blame em
>>142089498No we didnt. Another fake M's fan caught redhanded
>>142084160Based Kirby with a quality start to get the M’s back on track Now please don’t fuck it up bullpen
>>142089468Cheaters
>>142089582Must have been thinking of losing 3/4 to Minnesota
>>142089468Because all former Red Sox fans turned into Astros fans around 2016
Cmon JP knock a couple in
Losing today would not be appreciated.
Fuck yeah JP! No sweeps allowed
>>142089868HE HEARD YOU!
>M’s are 36-4 when scoring 4+ runs If we start to hit this team is unironically winning the pennant
>>142089258What the fuck is wrong with you my guy?
We are eating today gents
>>142089958So never?
JP is always getting hurt on the bases
>>142089258oof. fuck outta here little man
I wish >we didn’t strike out so fucking much
>>142089258You're an insecure little bitch. No one will ever agree with this shitpost
I don't follow the AL, what the fuck went wrong?
>>142089562Why is it so bad to refer to a Red Sox player as a Red Sock? I actually think it's quite endearing.
Ohayoo! Happy Wednesday! >>142082446 Goes something like this>Nats takes a 6-3 run lead against us>Padres rally up and score 2 runs in extra innings >Arraez up to bat >walks him >probably thought profar was an easy out with bases loaded >profar saw that as disrespect>walks off the nats>celebrates with fans, Nats thinks profar was heading towards him taunting >yesterday >profar comes up to back >Ruiz wants to start shit and starts to touch profar >benches clear>after the scuffle, profar gets plunkee >didn't even eject gore, only Shildt >Manny revenge HR first pitch against Nats >later on Profar Grand slam Karma is a bitch, ain't it?
>>142078973WBC draws so many more viewers. You just know MLB wants to make it an annual thing.
Why would people think Recker is an alien or a lizard person?
>>142090179The wildcard was a mistake and devalues the World Series and makes a 162 game season meaningless
>>142090316Never paid attention to past WBCs but 23 was extremely kino
>>142090179Rangers were a decent team that benefited from the new wildcard format. they regressed this season, not much more to it than that. >>142090456this is true until it benefits my team and thus becomes legitimate
>>142090316nah MLB hates it, as demonstrated by their kowtowing to sports radio goons nationwide. we got lucky that team US decided to sack up and actually try, giving us the kino ending of Ohtani v Trout in the final.
>>142090502I fully recognize that my Cubs don't deserve to be in the playoffs even though they're only 2 games out of a spot. If they get hot in September and win the world series, I would be happy of course but rightfully realize it was probably a fluke.
>>142090179You don’t follow the superior league? Odd
This Keuchel guy fucking sucks why did we get him wtf
>>142090316WBC is too risky for pitchers. You hear of guys getting shut down due to arm issues in spring training all the time. No franchise wants their ace risking a season ending injury playing international baseball in February
Good luck Rockies>Spaghetti on the bumpI wonder when it will be spilled
2 strikeouts no hits in the first. Yeah I'm thinking he's back. New era begins today
>>142090788FUCK YEAH HE GOT OUT OF THE JAM WITH ONLY 1 RUN
>>142090600kinda same for my mets tbdesu but I will never admit it on here, and will go to my grave singing their praises for a hard-nosed 2024 campaign and a much deserved WS victory
>>142078973>Dallas and Phoenixkek
>>142090548MLB teams hate it because their guys aren't wearing team uniforms so they don't get any exposure. Also players can get injured in ""meaningless""" games.MLB the organization loves it because it expands international interest in baseball, which is why they propped it up in the decade or so when there was no hype around it.
manfred will have his dodgers/yankees world series this year inshallah
>>142090961the mlb postseason is meaningless now with the expanded wild card, balanced schedules and no difference between nl and al anymore
>>142090833I still can’t believe he was signed to the mariners lmao I had no clue
>>142090971Yankgers.
>>142090971>Over my and many many innocent bystanders’ dead bodies
>>142091004They'll hate you because you dared to tell the truth
the postseason was always meaningless and the world series is an exhibition
>>142091019Tacoma Rainiers legend, Dallas Keuchel
It would become the most popular league in the world if they simply brought back pennant chases instead of the semen slurping playoffs we get now.
>>142090600>I fully recognize that my Cubs don't deserve to be in the playoffs even though they're only 2 games out of a spot.Okay now rephrase that taking umpball into account buddy
>>142089151The Phillies killed them all last year in the postseason
Remember when the media tried to paint the Reds as some good up and coming exciting contender lol lmao kek roflcopter tyrannosaurusWRECKED
Munoz hasn't been the same since the injury
>>142091422O mi gigakekkies
This fucking thing is gonna blow up on us. Save us foureyes.
Munoz giving me brewers series deja vu. Only my 4 eyed nigga can save us now
Zack Tall!
Muñoz wtf We’re finna blow a 5-1 9th inning lead huh
>>142091422Absolutely no one cares about the Reds. They’re the most irrelevant team of the last 30 years
>>142091591shut up bitch lmfao
>>142091649kek gibshit faggot
Under 7.5bros…
Let's get a double play foureyes.
>go take a shit>come back to mariners with bases loaded no out in bottom of the 9thWTF
>>142091792Munny is having a bad day.
>>142091792Munoz went BB, BB, HBP and got pulled
>>142091821>>142091833my brothers we really are kindred spirits :(
THE MARINERS WINTHE MARINERS STILL HAVEN'T BEEN SWEPTnow back to safeco holy shit
Well done Thornton! Needed that win baby
>>142089151https://youtu.be/r9iED6xHOlcOnly oldfags remember this gem
hehehe I uhhh never stopped believing :]
>>142091923Looks like a project kid who wanted to be a star but fell off due to addiction and niggatry
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pLaC8osnTXADo you guys watch Trevor May's channel?, I like his style of explaining things for non-baseball players from the perspective of a retired bullpen arm.
ggs MsThe skatin rays are still rad though
Still basking in the glow of beating the Yankees...
>>142092399Not for long, fucker.
>>142084827Embrace it
No chance in hell they run if thats kelenic in LF right there
Why the FUCK did the Phillies third base coach hold Stott there? He did this last night too, he’s stolen two runs from Stott’s stat sheet in two days. It’s like he hates him
so will barfs fans opinion on the wild card change if they get in and BTFO the Phillies?
>>142092540I don't like that Mrs. Met has the curves that she does.
>>142092540Why is Miss Met so bottom heavy?
>>142092625stott's not a fast runner, it's his job to know that and not send everyone on close plays like a fucking retard, and know that stott's going to score later in the inning anyway (he did)
>>142090179They're dealing with a ton of injuries + regression of individual performances
>>142092628If for a third year in a row several teams that led their division get btfo i dont think there would be any denying that the format is flawed
>>142092628Blaming the wildcard is the biggest joke on earth and the Braves are the Phillies bitch
>>142092630>>142092643She cute.They're going to have another baby this year, I can feel it. The last one is almost 40 now...
>>142092787But enough about the New York Yankees
>>142092739Do you even know who Stott is? He’s a very fast runner
>>142092942>Like 3 guys total on their IL>Added Soto whos having a monster year>Judge is Judge>Volpe much improved>Luis Gil having a career yearHuh?
>>142091962kino>>142092846it's a bit flawed because too many teams get a shot, and one division winner gets cucked, but if the le heckin division winners want to win the world series so badly then why do they not just beat the wild card teams?
>>142092921is this a canon event?
>>142093085Every team has flaws, for instance our staff needs more consistent defense at 3rd and 1st and respective batters.
>>142092942>unsolicited yankee (first place team btw) fan copeand y'all niggas really tried to pretend my Mariner brothers are the worst posters on /mlb/ last night? for shame.
>>142093317Meds
>Dallas Keuchel threw 71 pitches today and the fastest was 89.7 MPH.
>>142093172In that case why not let everyone in and just seed accordingly? Surely more often than not the teams with the best records would advance further proving the system valid.... unless having more teams, more games, and more chances somehow affects that? Oh wait..
https://x.com/awfulannouncing/status/1805980562122743823?s=46&t=HMNQpai61mjTs6YF06Uu-g>Gary Cohen living rent free in Michael Kay's head
>>142093432it's spelled Mets and they will be beating your bourgeoisie franchise again today
Marinerbros used to have my utmost respect... Not anymore.
>>142092921Theres a man in the costume fyi
>>142093180Canonically Mr. and Mrs. Mets had a baby in 1969 and 1986 the night the Mets won the Series.Less cheerfully, we have had to endure three miscarriages, in 1973, 2000, and 2015.
>>142092643Because she's built for BBC (BIG BERNIE COCK)
>>142093502top kek literally buy an ad Michael and lean in, instead of seething about it live on the air. his own cohosts are telling him he's being a baby too. typical yankee faggotry.
- 2nd: blown saves- 4th: franchise value- 8th: payroll - 14th: OBP- 19th: runs- 20th: OPS- 22nd: HRs- 23rd: total bases- 24th: hits, 2Bs- 25th: batting average
Who even were like the greatest Mets players of all time? Daryl Strawberry and Mike Piazza? Lmao
>>142093911>admitting to filthy casualdom like thisyou have to be 18 to post here
>>142093903CUBBIES
>>142093903Piece of shit. Fuck you
>blowzuna
It's all so tiring...
Dead genny
Beating up the Philly Phanatic is the only based thing the Dodgers have done: https://youtu.be/vX4L2LHGs98?si=kSZf20tV0aWMjg0k
>>142093911wasn't your play-by-play guy just seething about one of them? probably still is lmao.
>>142094169You’re vaccinated.
>>142093903You are a fucking piece of shit
>>142094225we just don't get manager kino like this anymore :(
>>142094169Cubs checks clearing but they still can't win
>>142093911Seaver I think Seaver and Piazza are the only ones in the Hall of Fame as Mets. Obviously the Mets have had some other greats, but not for long periods. Like Pedro Martinez was still pretty great for part of his time with the Mets, but he's clearly a Red Sox player moreso.
>>142094169Based Reddit.
Data says the Cubs would be 8 games better if they had just a league average bullpen. Specifically, the 15th best group of relievers (fifteenth best) would yield a 45-32 record, 3rd best in the NL.
>>142094169What the Fuck are hitters supposed to do against this!?
>>142094368Also deGrom still has potential to go. Had he locked up that third Cy Young it would be pretty hard to keep him out, even if his career was relatively short.
Phills win another series, but the cost of now having a bullpen game for the foreseeable future
>Spencer Araghetti>7IP 10SO 3H 0ER 0BBWhew Spaghetti was al dente today
>>142094444Chase
>>142094368Expansion teams are so pathetic. Why in the fuck anyone from New York root for the Mets instead of the Yankees I do not know.
>>142094169what a load of crap
>>142094225I love the phanatic and his hilarious shenanigans
>>142094225I wouldn't even call this something the Dodgers that's done is based. But Tommy Boy being based in general
Angels
>>142094860He only did it because he’s from a Philly suburb. If he had grown up in LA he wouldn’t have had the balls to take on a man in an alien costume
Go Sneks
>>142094707You weren't even alive when the initial expansion happened lmao shut the fuck up faggot
>>142094434It's cheap. The balls change and cause injuries. I bet if they got the same balls that the yankees get they'd have 50 wins actual bullshit
>>142094707the same reason you would want to work for your money instead of getting a trustfund
Why the fuck would you name a team the Athletics? Every team is athletic.
>>142095024Bruh I wasn’t alive for damn near everything that happened on earth. That doesn’t effect what is and is not gay and lame
>>142095075Because you’re dumb?
>>142095075That's retarded
>>142094707because American League baseball is gay and based Dodgers and Giants fans knew this back in 1962, and their kids would still know it today if not for Bob Manfraud. You wanna be on the field then swing the bat, pussy.
>>142093903Has to be the Cardinals
>>142094169>from over a week ago>already posted multiple times in gennybased (you) farmer
>>142095498Stupid faggot, die
>>142095223I actually do agree that DH is gay but it wouldn’t be enough to get me to root for the Mets
>>142095585Hey dont be mean
>>142095070Yep.
>>142095633Thats because you have no soul
>>142094434Why can't the cubs build a pen? They're spending 2x as my brewies and 4x as much if you include Hendricks (I don't think you should.) My brewies have a top 5 pen in baseball and Williams hasn't pitched an inning yet.
>>142095807Their 3 best pitchers from the ‘pen r hurt. As well as Almonte, Palencia, Caleb Killian, Ben Brown, n Jordan Wicks. That’s a lot of injuries. The names I listed aren’t amazing pitchers, but they’re better than the guys the cubs r currently using
Someone paid 150 dollars for this
>up 6-0>5 game winning streak>worst starter pitches his best career performanceOk what gives? Where’s the catch?
>>142096151Peepee drinkan a joose boxe
barves radio guys have spent a solid two innings talking about chicken tendies/ourguys/?
Gifo!
>>142096037Ohtani if he boston.
>>142096037She sucks so hard she made me AHtani
>>142096036Fair enough. Brewers have been fucked by pitching injuries too but it's mostly starters besides Williams. It just seems to be a consistent issue for the cubs.
embarrassing to not score therewhat the fuck is wrong with you
>Arenado already in decline>Albatross contract still has 3 years left on itstill remember sports media spending 2 years insisting the Braves should give up on Riley and trade the farm for him
>>142095498Are you a Fucking Umpire!?
>>142094707lol, the Mets are 62 years old, they ain't exactly new. Their drought is almost 40 years old at this point.
>>142096506If counsell had the same bullpen Ross had last year they’d be like 5 games above .500.
BlakeBros... They are talking shit from the cheap seats...
How does /sp/ listen to games on computer/phone?
>>142095223Sox vs Yankees is based, but in general, yes the NL is (was) superior and the mixing has gone too far.On a similar note, the Eastern Conference is way more kino than the Western in the NBA.
>>142097616>Listen I watch via Hulu
>>142097616Ngh...please rape me...glugh...
>>142095223Even as a Yankers fan, I liked the old NL format more. I just can't bring myself to root for the mest because my grandfather raised me to be a Yankees fan.
>>142097616i have a radio
>didn't touch home>teammate touches you so you're out and it ends the inninglol wtf
>>142094707Idk if you were a Giants or Dodgers fan in the 50s I imagine it being pretty hard to suddenly root for the local rival team that cucked you for like 2 decades straight. That's just a guess though. Most old Mets fans I've read about were former Dodgers/Giants fans.
>>142097882>call is confirmedrough break but holy shit that's so funny
>>142097616MLB TV lets you get radio games if they aren't in your subscription or are blacked out. Sometimes the radio is blacked out too, which is retarded. Like, I could get the London Mets vs Phillies on TV but not on the radio cast for when I was driving.
>>142097882I love those types of things. I went to a Louisville Bats game with my son a few weeks back and got to see a rundown where two guys ended up on third base when it got stepped on.It took them a second to figure out who should be out lol.
>>142097616My team has an app where you can listen to the radio broadcast live on your phone, but they also just stream it online on their website. I'm sure other teams do too.
>>142098059Also, minor league is a lot of fun, you get more wild plays. I haven't even been to that many but I've seen three live triple plays in them (two with the Durham Bulls, one at the Cyclones on Coney Island). The atmosphere is better for you g kids for sure
LOOK AT THIS FUCKIN SHIThttps://x.com/CubsMuse/status/1805792746575184020
ggs RockiesLETS GOOOOOOMy Stros are a .500 team once again! See you on Friday Mest.
>>142098242>CyclonesOk, but the lower level Mets affiliate has the GOAT team name.
>>142097616>listenI use strikeout.im for out of market games to watch
>>142097753post bussy
>>142098158Apparently had he touched home plate the run would have counted, but he still would have been out and the inning would still have ended. Not sure how you completely jump over home plate, but still a weird ass technical rule.
>>142097408In baseball years that makes them the nu-browns. There’s like 15 teams that were founded in the 19th century still playing in MLB today and if the team you root for isn’t one of them I pity you
>>142097616Audacy app probably has the radio station that broadcasts your team's games
>>142097616HOW DO I LISTEN? I LISTEN IN ANGER CUZ MY TEAM SUCKS SHIT! FUCK YOU
>scrolling through a cute hapa girl's instagram>she's a yankees fanevery fucking time
>>142098701it's so straight guys don't harrass her. they know every new yorker is a faggot and won't be interested and that the entire surrounding area seethes at the sight of yankees gear.
>>142098701>>142098957Seethe. 27.
THAT'S ME I'M A PSYCHO FAGGOT
>>142099045Who said i was seething? im still going to jerk off to her
>>142097964God I always forget that the New York Giants baseball team existed. Feels like a team from a Mandela Effect universe I stumbled into
>>142097781I bought one that size for my garage when I'm fucking around in there and then a smaller one for when I go fishing. Both rechargeable.
>>142099045You are mentally a child. You should stick to Barney motherfucker. Fuck off
>>142099051Jeebus freakin cheesuz
>>142099045Based. Kiss em!
>>14209904527 more losses until your fraduluent team falls to third place and miss the playoffs
Lol kiss the rings you stupid beeyotches
walk off for the sweep gg rags
Where's bernies meat when you need it?
Twenty seven
>0-for-zuna
WALKOFF VICTORY BRATS ON YOUR WAY OUT OF AMFAM BREW CREW SENPAI
>>142099705Someone needs to shop bernie fucking cusbpie's ass pic
>>142097964you're right hence why they adopted Dodger blue and Giant orange as their colors
>>142098562which game was this??
Why do the Rangers suck? They just won a Stanley Cup last year
>>142099813How do I get a job making sausage at Johnsonville?
>>142100011Angels should really move. Las Vegas Angels sounds like a good name.
>>142099948I actually spoke to cubspie about this and apologized for posting her pic now we are dating and getting married soon and our children will grow up to be little cubbyberds fans and bring an end to the madness that is tearing the NL Central asunder.
>>142100187Nah they're in a great market and have good attendance despite sucking ass.
>>142100011>they adopted Dodger blue and Giant orange as their colorsbased and true and I wrote a paper about this for the last gay english class I had to take in college and got an A. It's crazy how much those NL fans hated the yankees; those mets teams were pure garbage but people still came to see them, then by 1969 they'd won the world series.
>>142096151Blow a save to the Yankees in the playoffs. What goes around comes around
>>142100320>I wrote a paper about this for the last gay english class I had to take in college and got an AJesus christ what type of shit college accepted an essay about that?
>>142100187Angels have been in southern California since the 19th century. They should never move.
>>142099045Based, …ugh shit posters have attached themselves to the yanks ever since the mest started playing us.Pretty much all shit posters are Mets fans.
>>142100398its a good psudo town split. imagine if the mets moved cause the yankees just existed
>>142100195How would clarkie feel?
Surprised they'd use Iglesias here
>>142100397are you retarded? it was a critical writing class (yes exactly what you're expecting) and the essay prompt was to choose a significant cultural artifact from your life and what it means to you as well as the culture at large. I chose baseball insignia because it was obvious and easy, and my middle aged lesbian spinster professor actually loved it.
>>142100398The Angels started in the 1960s
I don't know how starters have the mental fortitude to not brutally maul relievers for blowing leads
>Gay Louis
>>142100765Probably the same way they don't kill themselves when they go out and get shelled in the first 3 innings once or twice a year, or how they don't act indignant when they only give up 2 and their offense barely plates 1. Thats baybaw!
>>142100765fr fr
>>142100732There were leagues before MLB ya know.
>>142100723Translation: I went to a poorfolx community college
>>142100977kek, lol
>>142100978The thing that seems to bother them the most is bad defense. Most of the time that I remember seeing pitchers showing annoyance or fighting with teammates it was because some position player couldn’t make a play
>>142100978Because it's just a game
It's been 20 years and the Yankees are still the laughing stock of MLB in the 21st century for blowing a 3-0 lead
>>142101039They took their name from a PCL team, they’re not that actual team.
>>142101047anon you have to be 18, and have graduated high school to post here lmao. it was a private school, and you act like the ivy league isn't 1000x worse re gaza campers.
>142101127Obsessed
good game, now we get to see if Elder is just a AAAA pitcher or not
>Matt is an Astros insiderVlad to Houston is interesting
>>142101146I never said they were.
>>142101184not everybody is cut for a good school, lad. no shame!
Padres booth doing an absolutely unhinged All The Presidents Men bit rn lmao.
>>142101127That's hilarious because it's the only time a reverse sweep will probably happen. The hall of fame closer was on the mound too. I doubt with all the sports book and corporate shenanigans, something like that could happen again.
>>142101261t. wagie larping like he has even a GED
>>142101366
>>142100977the faggotnals, lol
>>142101422I will never read this and not associate it with the Nationals, cubspie. Just for quality assurance purposed.
>>142101459>assurance purposedESL-kun
>Ranking Speed per Team Mascot
Clarkie, Fredbird, Bernie, Mr. Redleg & Pirate Parrot all running a train on cubspie
>>142101552>color red>0 mph???
>>142101552Stop posting these faggot nobody cares and stop making them
>>142101552Is the blue jay in your chart morbidly obese tho?
>>142101552the color red moves at the speed of light
>>142101623It’s lol so randum humor
Mark Prior was on Chicago Radio today. Fuck Dusty Baker ******* forever mother******* ***
>>142101301Post a clip
what does cubspie smell like?
>>142101677Dusty FAGGOT
>>142101729Sweat lube cum
>>142091004You're right.
>>142101556Cubspie doesn't put out like that she's a classy lady
>>142101552at least we're #1 in something
Cubs won that game
>>142101756yum!
>>142101645>muh genny is only fir sereuz bezzbaul dizcoshaun>no goofee cherts aloowdHow about you go fuck off faggot. I like anon’s goofy charts.
My Braves
Poodres gonna shit the bed without Estrada and Suarez today sadly
did the Angels retain some Japanese fans?
>>142101552>live stock showWhat?also isn't a philly a horse? horses are fast as fuck
>>142101556This is getting out of hand. I think we should show the little lady some respect.
>>142101818You are apart of the problem and your epic “own” isn’t as much of an own as you think. Now go get daddy’s hugs instead of posting (You)farm bullshit.
>>142101844Yep. I’m a toolsy 19 year old Japanese femanon and I still like the Angels
>>142101884tits or get out
I like your posts but idk that people from Philadelphia move at the same speed as people from other cities. >do angels have canon infinite speed? I'm not christcucked enough to know this. >>142101818based chart defender
I wanna have sex with a man and the cubs are gay heehee
>>142101884You know the rule. Either post a lewd like cubspie or gtfo
>>142101844Yes, a pretty decent amount of them actually. Twitter is full of them under every post the team makes and in the quote retweets of beat reporters and shit. We even get fanart.A lot of them sent Sandoval their support after he got hurt.
>>142101884Tits
>>142101767When I was a kid there was this movie I saw where the main characters father got arrested and sentenced to prison. And when the kid asked his dad when he was going to come home from prison he said “when the Angels win the pennant”. So the kid didn’t realize this meant fucking never and tried to help the Angels win a pennant with magic or something. It was pretty funny
>>142101884What does toolsy mean?
>>142101990She likes to build things and work with her hands duh
>>142101967Do black people like the Angels or is the movie just fiction?
>>142101827Don't get too excited yet bucko
is she /ourgirl/?
>>142101556You're gonna scare her away
>>142102031Nah black like the lakers
>>142101967>gets the plot wrongpretty sure the dude just give his kid up to the state so he could drive his motorcyle around northern california. typical coastal liberal elite.
>>142101967That's the plot of Angels in the Outfield, except he prayed to god and god himself intervenes to help them win
>>142101874>t.you are less fun than that Ms fan who didnt like the gnarly ray logo
>>142102082I prefer Cubspie, to be truthful with you.
>>142102031Angels have a pretty diverse fanbase. You see all kinds of people at the games. I've seen lots of black fans before.
>>142102098Nah I vividly remember that one scene and basically nothing else. “When the Angels win the pennant”. I’ve been laughing at that for thirty years. Dumb fucking movie >>142102100That’s it. How did he not get the joke?
based hbp rbi
https://youtu.be/FUoDzLXctdQ?t=58
So are we going to pretend that the cusb on this general aren't gay just because they're female? They still take cock, just in a different hole and probably both desu if you're taking pics like that.
>>142102082no.
>>142102215Based berbro droppin' the truth bomb! Girls are FAGGOTS.
NETOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>142102215Get em berbro
>>142102215I’m a cubs fan and I’d wager I’ve slept with more women than the majority of posters here other than maybe ERG (he’s 6’5) I just don’t brag about it because I come here to shitpost not talk about my personal life. But I can only take so much, you keep calling all cubs fans gay and eventually I reach a breaking point. I’ve had it, and if I could I would reach through my monitor and strangle you and rip you up into a tiny million itty bitty pieces. I’ll pop your head like a grape. AND PRINT IT
>>142102082this is /ourgirl/
Thaiss is Nice
>>142102215YAAAASS FINALLY SOMEONE SAYS IT WE'RE ALL THE SAME SISTA!
>>142102233>this is what black dick and weed do to a bitch
>>142100397>>142100723>>142101047I used to talk with a guy who went to NYU (or some other top end New York college I forgot which). He told me he wrote a paper about some anime shit. I don't think the topic really matters as much as the execution.
>>142102337how big is her pp though?
>>142102215The cubs are gay as shit idc how many trannies post here for them. All of you cretinous reprobates should ignore her and pretend like she’s not here because femoids always cause schizophrenic meltdowns and spam campaigns and make anons do shit i don’t even want to repeat because I don’t want to give anyone ideas
>>142101852American Royal Livestock Show one of the largest and oldest in the country in hosted in KCAlso, I went and researched. Apparently the name came from a newspaper calling them that and the name stuck. No horses involved.
>>142102157The Angels truly have declined
>>142102407
>>142102487shut up lol
>>142102389I went to college in new york city too, and yea if you write competently spelling and grammar wise (which most college students can barely do), and have a thesis that you stick to and provide evidence for, you can basically write about anything. Only someone who didn't go to college would think an essay about baseball (a massive part of american culture and history) was a joke. I got an engineering degree and a good job out of it, so that anon was just being a faggot for lulz I guess.
>>142102407Sorry sir
>>142102407My bad
>>142102407That one's on me
https://x.com/CubsZone/status/1806024285393195367You just entered the CUB ZONE!
Anudda bunt single!!
>I think that cubspie being a woman/"woman" is a false flag
Imo cubs won
Mutha fuckin HIGGY
Slam Diego bros we are BACK
There's the fucking dagger. Twisted in good, you Nats fuck.
Nats getting absolutely blown the fuck out lmao
>>142103123Is this beaner still the HC? kek
>CosgroveWhy is the team still trying to force this meme when they already have 2 shitty lefties in the pen
>poodres I honestly did not mean to jinx you lmao
/nu/>>142103548>>142103548>>142103548/nu/
Jesus our bullpen are so so ass. Thank God for the DP. Also Nats sweeped! Next time, don't start shit you Walgreen fucks.
