>Lap:#7189>Countdown to the Red Bull Home Race:https://f1exposure.com>Previous thread:>>142037407>/f1/ Essentials:https://pastebin.com/Ufpi7Xpx>FantasyGP.com /f1/ League Formula Autism:Passcode: 12481614>Nico Hülkenberg F1 Grands Prix without ever scoring a podium:216 (213 starts)>Lewis Hamilton Grands Prix since last win:56>Fernando Alonso Grands Prix since last win:188>Races in the Alpine 100 Race Plan77>2024 WDC StandingsVER: 219 (+25)NOR: 150 (+19)LEC: 148 (+10)SAI: 116 (+8)PER: 111 (+4)>2024 WCC StandingsRed Bull: 330 (+29)Ferrari: 270 (+18)McLaren: 237 (+25)Mercedes: 151 (+27)Aston Martin: 58 (+0)>2024 WEC StandingsRIC: 674.81 (+50.49)HAM: 670.8 (+37.86)PER: 586.51 (+86.89)>News:McLaren and Red Bull performance levels now ‘very, very close’ says Stella as Verstappen praises rivals‘We need Checo in the mix’ – Horner calls on Perez to re-find his form as Red Bull rivals turn the screwPolice finds no criminal offence in Mercedes F1 sabotage email claims Verstappen set for F1 engine grid penalty as Honda inspection nears conclusionRicciardo: No need to revert RB F1 upgrades yet after Spain shockerMcLaren: Norris could have done nothing more to win F1 Spanish GPPrivate investigators drafted in by Mercedes as ‘sabotage’ email plot thickensConcern expressed over Flavio Briatore “skulduggery” - “I worry about this” admits Damon Hill
gimi
>preloaded to post before 500insufferable
>>142080075What are the odds Nobels is getting LECLERCED?(in about 6 months obvioulsly)
Binanca Binance Bianca Bustafinnity BustaRhymes Bustamante
*wins*
>>142080104Sharl has a type, and she's not it
>>142080051you queer
>>142080051>McLaren and Red Bull performance levels now ‘very, very close’ says Stella as Verstappen praises rivalsHow much of a car advantage would weakmind Lando need to reliably beat Amx?
>Ralf: Red Bull wäre mit Hülkenberg besser dranHmm
>Zak Brown: 'six or seven drivers' could be champion with Red Bull>Toto Wolff: "I think it’s Max who wins the races and not Red Bull"which is it
There will be a protest on track during race. Dozens will die.
Briatore already causing mental fatigueBased
>>142080104You are not supposed to ask that question
>>142080166>Ralfno thanks
Admit it Tifosibros, you fell for it all over again.You once again thought it would be different this time.
gimi apparently I'm not rangebanned? God bless dynamic ip
>>142080293You gotta be little bit odd fellow to still be tifosibro after all these years.
>>142080293
>>142080498i'm freeeeeeeeeeeefreeeeeee fallllin
luv ye lads
What the fuck happened to him?
>>1420808185 times e-prix winner
>>142080689>goes to Mercedes after Nico retires.>Shammy still takes 2017 (nr1 driver status)>despite being nr2, amx takes 2018, 2019, 2020, 2021.>Shammy leaves the sport>2022 car is shit>amx moves to Ferrari for 2023>....
>>142080864Do you mean Blyat is 4 times WDC?
>>142080921>Lelclerc wins 2022>Kvyat wins 2023>...
>>142080121ugly monkey
>>142081086Idiot
>>142080973wait... Ricci never left in this timeline.>Ricci takes 2023
vee twelve
>>142080973>>142081229they could never handle the nuui autismmobiles
bring back fun
>>142081311NO FUN ALLOWED!!!think of the children/climate/LGBQT/blacks/...
>chuck finishes quick>but sir can last 5 times longer
>>142080166>shills Hulk because even he knows Mick is a shitter
>>142080818He was not black enough for Mercedes.
>>142080171cant wait for toto's radio messages to AMX.
>>142081416Their pants are matching :)
>>142080171One is an Austrian and the other is a Jew
>>142081577wait, it is real
>>142081529Bottas is white.
>>142081726finns are not white
>>142081253They did though, they were better than Gasly, Albon and Perez, also their car would be more developed for their driving style too.
>>142081539Both are jews.>>142081741They are some the whitest people on the planet
>>142081791needs sideburns
>>142081311Erm sweetie, this isn't a cool and hip brand and therefore doesn't add any value to Formula 1.
>>142081791gay cunt
KWAB, KWAP, KWAN and NARB eternal
>>142081865Nu-uh, he is straight.
The very last amount of SOVL left in this "sport".
>>142075398>>142075453I was thinking of Sonic the Hedgehog but ok.
>>142080171>Zak Brown: 'six or seven drivers' could be champion with Red Bull>AMX>Senna>Schumacher>Fangio>Gimi>Miga
>>142081761no, kvyat and ricciardo only drove the nuui aspergermobiles. perez, gaskikes and albaboon had a taste of the tism cars
Anybody got that jetpack moolinyan webm?
>>142081919Like Hamilton straight?
>>142082324He's even straighter than Hamilton.
>>142081577both are jews and toto is also romanian
>>142082342So he's bent?
>>142082126>perez, gaskikes and albaboon had a taste of the tism carsThat's because they had to deal with it developed for Max's autistic style.
>Sources: Wolff is beside himself. Driving around downtown Monaco begging (thru texts) Verstappen's family for address to Max's home
>>142082044>>Senna>>Schumacher>>FangioI have some bad news for you anon...
>>142082342Dale Winton was straighter than Hamilton.
>>142082383Michael is still alive.
>>142082399no he isn't, only the body he once inhabited
I HATE BALD FRAUDS
>>142082366No.
>>142082342george and hamilton are as straight as a mountain road lmao
>>142082425
Why is /f1/ so dead during a race week?Why is Formula 1 NOT an instant gratification friendly sport?
>>142082501/f1/ is dead because /f1/ killed /f1/off season best season
>>142082501F1 is boring now.
/f1/ is dead because every time someone posts, an anglo replies with the exact opposite of what was said and he laughs for hours on end about it.
>>142080124>we finally get rid of lewis dinasty>now it is verstappen dinastywhy cant f1 be competitive. It is a borefest since schumacher with a brief period of.l competitiveness after he retired
Toto is such an incompetent buffoon lmfao. Everything he's done since AD21 has been hilariously out of touch with reality
>tfw McLaren has more wind tunnel time than Ferrari and Red Bull >tfw when they have the most advanced wind tunnel, CFD and simulatorWho knew that McLaren would reach these levels again
>>142082568>another DTS zoomer finds out how F1 really is.
>>142082634>mclaren has the most globohomo american jew sponsors Which driver becomes trans?
I think F1 needs balance updates every season just like Fortnite
>>142082559Bit mean.
>>142082742ancunny
>>142082568>he thinks f1 has ever been competitiveyou can't just lap the whole field Fangio ! Racing has always been a fair competition noooooo stop being good at your job
>>142082669>senna then mansell then prost then schumacher will never happen again
>>142082784>the whole field>6 other cars
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B1V8tqzjs_4f1 equivalent?
Odds on migg actually getting the alpeen seat?
>>142082784>accident So it was fshitters then
>ynr ferrari
>>142080171look at the dates of the quotes you fucking retard, then end yourself
>>142082784What was that sniper using? Artillery?
>>142083128Zak's quote is barely a month old, the landscape of the grid didn't change so drastically in that time
Sprint weekends are good because less feepees means more chaos and fun.
>>142080124Cheats
>>142082784>no one diedShit race.
remember when ferrarikeks thought they were back cause Charles won a race with no overtakes in the top 10
>>142083323Yes! let's lick more that jewish boot! Thank you sir!
>>142083458I don't like Sprints itself. If they just decided to remove 2 FPs a few times a season (or all the times) it would be ideal.
>>142083504YES YES MISTER DOMINACELLI WE WANT LESS F1
>>142083323True.
>>142083458More entertainment has nothing to do with jews.
>>142083567>More entertainment has nothing to do with jewsFucking kek
>>142083535Look, I'm just desperate for some fun on Sundays. Ready for anything by this point.
>>142082501>spain>austriaBoth are maximum semen
what was her name?
>>142083601Austria is good.
>>142082742>double breasted suitOnly a narb would wear something like that
>>142083330having your father beat speed into you isn't cheating
>>142083641Löle
>>142083641>Max gets 10 place grid penalty>still winsMark my words, the semen slurping will be unprecedented
>>142083715Winning from 14th was impressive but for me it is getting 2nd behind Poois in Russia from 20th
>>142083715He's not going to beat Lando this weekend.
>>142084023Go away chuddie, nobody likes you!
>>142084023
>>142084023based
mclaren brings updates and they finish p7 + p11
wasnt austra where mclaren started the comeback? im getting a little worried max sisters
>>142084419It's also where Max mind broke Charles last year
>>142084419Do not worry, Amx is strong in Austria
Yeah, Hamilton is literally complete and utter shit
GigaFernando
>>142084971*waste your money making an uglier Challenger*
>>142085221Yeah this car is the worst looking Aston ever made I think, I can't believe they keep pushing it everywhere. It has nothing on the 80's original V8.
>>142085364something something man made horrors etc. Such a weak model when you compare it to the absolute home runs that have been the DBs and the Vantages.
>>142085221you can tell it was made by a boomer is not THAT bad
>>142085680The Aliexpress halo lights and the Camry entry gate for a grill don't do it for me
For me, it's Michel Vaillant
>>142085680It tries too hard to be "dude so retro", like those retrofits. It's not bad but it's not good either.
>>142085605Looks like a Mustang
>>142085221I think its not bad, need to see it in britsher racing green
>>142083323must agree
>Germany next
>>142080171>Toto Wolff: "I think it’s Max who wins the races and not Red Bull"Reminder if you made an exact clone of checo and put two checos in redbull he would have won both 2022 and 2023 WDC and WCC
>>142086323https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Ycs3R4hEKA
>>142082784>100 laps>half the grid out after a single lapWhat a slurper.
>>142085825Its so hard finding an english sub version of the cartoon. Not even archive.org has it.
>>142086520IL DEJOUE TOUS LES PLANS DU LEADERA COUP DE VOLANT A COUP DE PEUR
>>142080171>>Toto Wolff: "I think it’s Max who wins the races and not Red Bull"Lmao I love how Toto can barely fathom the possibility of a driver being better than the car because it was always the opposite in his team
>>142086676No driver is better than their car, they can only extract the maximum performance out of it.
>Red Bull to buy out a team for the Tour de Franceslurping status?
hwhat if you drove formula 1 car into a tornado?
>>142087017Nothing. Too much downforce.
>>142087017thats how you make mustard gas
Helmut Marko:"The shareholders have made it known that it is a junior team and we have to act accordingly. The goal was that [Daniel Ricciardo] would be considered for Red Bull Racing with exceptional performances. That seat now belongs to Sergio Perez, so that plan is no longer valid.""We have to put a young driver in there soon. That would be Liam Lawson."REST IN PISS RICCI
>>142087017weeeee
>>142087082Finally.
Shareholders should get the guillotine
>>142085825The plot has enormously jumped the shark the last few years though. Even for Michael Vaillant standards.
>>142087082>markohe lost. hornyman (and ric) already won.
>>142087082
>>142087082huh, so one "good" weekend a year isn't enough to keep your seat after all, who'd have thought
marko is just talking shit desu
>>142087449
>>142087082>RIC overtakes HAM in the WEC>gets dropped
>>142085825>For me, it's Michel Vaillantmein neger
https://www.youtube.com/live/-xFknwU-bnE?si=w9r8dQcMzi8MEqcDLIVE POLICE CHASEIT'S HAPPENING
Say what you will about Retardo, but he has as much wins with Mclaren in less than half the races and in a shit car
>>142087082bullybros...this was our comeback year...
>>142088207They should've replaced Poorez with him for lulz
>>142088150>Audi>Liberty tier graphics>Clueless commentator It's like I'm watching the 2025 season
>>142088150now this is a propa chase
>>142088468At least he's vroooming.This one got potential, lads.
>>142088150Why does he have solar panels on the roof of the car? This Formula mEme shit has gone too far
i swear to gandhi los angles bolice get bonuses for how many high speed chases they can get on tv
>>142088695>he's never seen a sun roof
>>142088708They own the channel
>>142088150>that BMW lad speeding past the guy being chased just because he cannever change, bmw drivers
>>142088207>>142088397Ricciardo is shit but would he actually be worse than Perez? I guess even le dts man can’t defeat Mexican sponsor pesos.
>>142088903True dat. Most people buy BMWs solely for the balls they come with.
>>142080498Needs a 911 edit
got my hungaroring ticketmy first ever GPwhat am I in for?
>>142089439the hungary GP
>>142089439you will have sex with a girl beneath the grandstand
>>1420894391 overtake total (it's hamilton taking pole again and amx overtakes him into t1, again)
>>142089439A good time
evening lads
>>142088150Stolen car or what's the deal?Who tries running from cops in an SUV?
>>142089439an amx win
>>142089867Yeah stolen. They just mentioned it. Possible carjacking
What is this commentator doing
WE'RE BACKPOLICE IS NOW ACTUALLY CHASING HIM
Sergio Perez, in car number 11, started 11th in the 1111 Grand Prix and scored 111 points overall
Fucking Kamala.Ruins everything
>>142090057
all these cars have botnets built in, but they can't let the public know that
>>142090120well can they hurry up and unnerf the red bull? mclel and goblando are getting too close for my liking
>>142090184i mean the police chase>UGH THESE BUILDINGSkek nigga you're not an SR71 blackbird
>>142082425Damn, man
Digits and Alonso wins
>>142090371timeline
>>142087082SON OF LAW>>142087811seems to work well for checo though
>>142090538Checo has already had more than 1 good weekend this season though.
>>142090561yeah but the problem is he caps out at 5 or so legitimately good weekends, beyond that he's useless
>>142087082IT'S OVERNO MORE HONEY FOR THIS BADGER
>>142087082based shareholders. the free market works
absolute death to mercedes and mclaren
Oh yeah, since Austria is the next GP, does anyone have the webm of Sainz' car catching on fire
>>142090902Why?
Lawson is a fraud. In his 2nd year of F2 he beat teammate rookie Sargeant by just a single point. Only because he had half as many dnfs. He’s shit. Just another piece of sushi for Tsunoda.
>>142090958>taking feeder series seriously
>>142090902Are you getting drunk?
>>142091005not now, only if we win the next game
>>142091002F1 is a feeder series.
>>142091084to WEC, agreed
isn't McLaren almost broke ?
>>142090902Seethe more, McLaren are coming back.
>>142091175whatever, Kumar Sanjip Muhammar Salamistay mad
>>142091084for the Brazilian Stock Car Pro Series, agreed
>>142083567Liberty Media quite literally has a wing specifically dedicated to Israel btw.>>142083323They could be made good by simply shortening the existing FP sessions we already have.
>>142088150he's stopping at the red lights, tf is this shit
>>142089439slurp
>>142089439>what am I in for?a F1 race
>>142090920Pls respond
>>142087082>my work here is done
>>142090920Maybe, but not I
>>142087449>>142084023based
>>142083323effpees are peak comfy thoI'm just sad that I can't watch it on fridays anymore like I could in my uni days
>>142089828evening
Clever driver lmao
>>142088150that news van lmao
>still goingis this endurance driving ?
Son of Law doubters are the most pathetic people in this general
>>142091533Counterpoint: Bearman doubters.
I see sidewalks everywhere, why the fuck are USians claiming they don't have "walkable cities"
>>142091620Mobility scooters don't handle curbs well.
>>142089439If everything goes right then you might see the rebirth of the 2023 early season Aston Martin.If Aston Martin have Aston Martined again then you will not see that.The circuit should suit Ferrari, Sauber and Haas due to the way the Ferrari mini turbo works and their relative strengths there.I predict it will be the best qualifying of the year with, if Aston Martin are finally correct about an upgrade, 9 drivers all with a shout of pole position.
>>142091620no stores there, just houses. If you want to buy your diet coke you have to drive to walmart
>>142091620because the places you want to go to aren't walkable distances
proper brit shitpost thatpeak /f1/
>>142091675worse than the rb20?
>>142091533>>142091555Wife's son in law, PlayStation 3, and Twinkman are all overrated
>>142091533>flagYou little baby
>>142091847Floor might break on both but for different reasons
>>142091533filtered
maggshttps://www.twitch.tv/teamredline
Look at all the pathetic crybabies that brought out
>>142092232yeah, this cringe is being filtered
>>142092216His apartment seems to be getting more and more cluttered. Has Kelly stopped cleaning for him?
>gets points in the at the time 2nd best car in the grid, that being the least you could expect>OH MY GOD WHAT AN ABOSOLUTLY TOP TIER DEBUT FOR A F2 ROOKIE!!>2nd year in F2>not even in the top10 in the standings>behind his rookie teammate that had no F3 or F2 prior experience>HE NEEDS TO BE ON THE F1 GRID NEXT YEAR CROFTY!!it so obvios that this shit is just happening because hes a bong
>>142091853>>142092489>the guy who jumped in an f1 car on extremely short notice and scored points at one of the most challenging circuits and was hugely praised by most of the grid is actually... le overrated!I hate contrarians so goddamn much
>REDFLAG REDFLAG REDFLAG REDFLAG REDFLAG REDFLAG REDFLAG REDFLAG REDFLAG REDFLAG REDFLAG REDFLAG REDFLAGREDFLAGREDFLAGREDFLAG REDFLAG REDFLAG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>142092216so this is the pinnacle of motorsports
hate bongshate mercedeshate dtshate liberty mediasimple as
>>142092489They kind of have to give him the seat or else they'd be exposing that it's really not that hard to do well in F1 if your car is good. It'll ruin the illusion that 80% of the grid aren't shitters whose job could be done by basically any halfway competent driver.
>>142092530Yes, scoring points in one of the top 3 cars is a basic requirement.Now let's have a look at his F2 res-ACK>17th/22
>>142092530>OH MY QUEEN DID THAT BLOKE JUST UNDERPERFORM IN A SKOO-DA-REE-UH FERRARI? GIVE THAT ENGLISHMAN A CONTRACT
>>142092216>Jos Verstappen account (Max's casual alt account)>8.5k iratingI don't play this game but isn't that pretty fucking high? This is supposed to be his alt account that he uses to fuck around.
f2 is practically worthless anyways, it rarely makes an f1 driver. the majority of people that went through f2 and ended up in f1 were already in cards for it. no one saw their f2 drive and said that guy deserves a seat
>>142092767lel
>>142092767heh
>>142092767*chuckles*
>>142092797yes
i aint even gonna say ithttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GXdF9hWnacM
old
based guy waving from the black car
>>142091350It's an Audi driver. No brains are present in them. They're actually dumber than BMW drivers.
>ITS UP>ITS UP>ITS UPhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W3Bgjj1-Pxg
>>142093390I cant believe this was 35 years ago. Time flies.
RBbros, is it over?
I don't like the nikker :DDD
>>142092530>was hugely praised by most of the gridyes because modern F1 drivers will definitely speak up their minds about such things instead of just parroting whatever corporate bullshit is contractually expected of them
>>142092530of course the other drivers want more shitters on the gridless people to beat
>>142093445
>>142093320helicopter drivers are even dumber apparently
>>142093070And it's another snooze fest. Don't quite your day job.
>>142092767OK, I lol'd.>>142093533>I love Max because he tells it like it is. >Noooo not like that!
>>142092712What he does in F2 is irrelevant, he says F1 cars are easier to drive than F2 cars.
>>142094721>he says F1 cars are easier to drive than F2 carsThat's good, he needs all the help he can get
>>142094721No anon you don't understand, F2 is the best indicator for F1 success. Just look at the success F2 winners Nyck de Vries and Mick Schumacher have had in F1.
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>>142094721it's funny that f1 has anti stall while the lower series don't
just start the weekend already zzz
dun dun dun
another gimi
quadruple gimi
hubris got the best of me
ギミ
>>142082784>The race was marred by a large pile-up during the first lap, when a wave from the harbour flooded the track at Tabac Corner. Nino Farina in 2nd, spun and crashed while Fangio managed to escape the chaos. Those who were behind them tried to stop or avoid the carnage, but eight more drivers (from a field of 19 drivers) crashed and retired. None of them was injured, but José Froilán González, who damaged his Maserati in the pile-up but was subsequently running second, crashed during the second lap. His car caught fire and he suffered burns.so that's where bernie got the sprinklers idea from
>>142098410>fangio was faster than a waveFuck, he truly is the GOAT
BREAKING
delayed gimi
>>142098827why did you lower case women though?
>>142098669Toto was holding his wages because he too had gambling debt
>sports drink after a jog races for this feel?
>>142100025Qatar 2023
>>142100250when are we gonna get another race without a ton of tire management
today i will remind them
>>142100515Showing the gap between them in seconds was a very good /biz/ idea
>mcdonalds fucked up my orderits ogre.
>>142100728>mcdonalds>mcdee in 2024>in germany>not a kebab from Hasan Unsalgrimi, it is over
>>142087082FE-ACK!!!THESE ARE MY STRE-ACK!
>>142100728I should buy McDonald's today. Thanks
How is fem-georgia-anon celebrating the win tonight?
>>142087082"Not without a fight" bros on suicide watch.
>>142100985Maybe he meant he'll fight Marko on a boxing ring for the right to keep driving
>>142100728so you paid out of your ass AND got ownedlmao @ u
>not buying from hesburgerLmao
>>142100250>>142100459I still can't believe this is real
>>142100515>perez p2that's all he'd have to do for his entire time at RBR and he fucks it up
>>142101102fuck you i just got a refund from uber
>>142100728>buying slopdeserved
>>142100942getting railed out by an entire pack of draft-dodging ziggers
>not buying döner from Mustafa's Gemüse
>>142101348no one else was willing to deliver milkshake at 11pm
>>142101274*über
>>142100942probably having 3 cocks up his ass, same time
>>142101565>milkshake at 11pmThe Glutton of Göttingen
>>142100728based, having mc d's right now too
>>142101647Impressive
>>142101565The Fatty of Flensburg
>>142101565The Gorger of Goslar
>>142101565The Hambeast of Hannover
>>142101565The Whale of Wolfsburg
>>142101565The Lardass of Leipzig
>>142101565the unit of ulm
>>142101565
>>142101651>>142101766>>142101779>>142101808>>142101821>>142101840Fuck you. I really needed something sweet and refreshing after I ordered some greek takeout. The low iq mongrels at mcd fucked it up so now im left with the cheeky mccrispy i ordered additionally in case im craving something salty again. Fast food workers deserve the rope to be honest.
have you apologized to al-PEEN yet
>>142102051>ordering all of that after another takeout
>>142081086you are a homosexual
>>142102051You are truly deserving of all the titles we bestowed upon you for double ordering food
>>142102097Why are they not parallel
>>142102051>double orderTHE HOG OF HAMELIN
>>142101565The Colossus of Cologne
>>142102051>post-takeout takeoutThe mammoth of Mülheim
>>142090920Went dumpster diving in the archives for you, anon. Also: https://x.com/F1/status/1546166104002662400
>>142102051The Muncher of München
>>142102418You didn't need to do that manThank you though
>>142102171Well, I dont do that everyday, but I'm still processing the shitty shawarmas that I got yesterday. I fucking KNEW they were gonna be meh but still got them. Been feeling pretty down because of that so i had to treat myself today.
>>142102418>ynr Carloss having to decide between staying inside the car to press the break or burn alive
>I don't think he knows about second takeaway Pip
>>142102418external combustion engines are the future of f1
>>142102453I don't mind. I just can't believe we went through 2.5k threads since then. Truly relentless.
name my band /f1/
>>142102456You mean "keep the car off the grid and burn alive or run away and let it slide back to the track"?
>>142102418I'm still getting awed by how much he resembles a pajeet not only in looks, but in his voice every time I hear him speak. His dad seems like your average med, but this nigga is pure Dravidian stock.
>>142102484Kek
>>142102051The hefty eater of Höhr-Grenzhausen
>>142102455my brother just cook something simple, you don't need low paid monkeys to make food for you. F1 related since there are plenty of monkeys being paid to do fuck all
Retardo status?
>>142102711gone by the end of July
>>142102711Sacked in the morning
>>142101565The Devourer of Deutschland
>>142102711Shivering in horror whenever he hears the word "law".
>>142102711
>>142102711hopefully gone in august so my prediciton is correct
>>142102711>1 July 1989 (age 34)Just needs a little more time...
>>142102051The Fatty of Frankfurt
>>142091156>almostThey're having constant cash injections by daddy Bahrain (they now own 100% of the group).In 2022 they had a loss of £335M, last year they reported another loss of £873M.Bahrain pumped £450M into the company last year alone. During the first quarter of 2024 they already injected another £85M.They've been selling lots and lots of cars of their heritage collection.TL;DR: yes, they're broke but as long as Bahrain wants to play with this toy, they're safe.
>>142103678imagine how bruce would react to the current state of mclel
>>142103757his spinning body would've been a more reliable power source than the honda engine if they hooked him up to the cars back in 2015
>>142103678They'll go public soon. It worked so well for Ferrari and others.
>>142103757i think he would be chuffed they are still around. dont think that in his wildest dreams he could have imagined the team he started being as successful as they have been, and still around the front of the pack today
>>142104136how different our timeline would be>>142104335You're probably right with this one, maybe he'd dislike the structure of the company but still appreciate it being a thing this long after his death
The starving of the states
>>142102051>I bought fast-food to wash down takeout nigga what's wrong with you?
>>142102349Good one, has a nice ring to it
Is DAS the last time some meme tech was suddenly introduced? I'm extremely bored with F1 engineering right now
>>142102140>>142102171>>142102348>>142102383>>142102438>>142102591>>142103139>>142104526Leave Bavaria alone
>>142104229for Ferrari worked well indeed but I agree with your sarcasm - a public McLaren would probably share a similar fate to AM
>>142104739fitting the american defends bad eating habits
Why does F1 dont do sprint races ?
>>142104937>Why does F1 dont do sprint races ?
>>142089439
>>142104937Has anyone really been far even as decided to use sprint races?
what a beautiful smile
>>142102711>haas seat almost securedBack in action baby
>>142105439whitest man in sydney
Is she right /f1/?
>>142105765imagine getting strangled in bed by a girl who wants your dad's money
>>142105765das ryte
>>142103083Norris threw a possible sprint win there and definitely threw a sprint podium
glizzed tf up after mocking the germfor shame
>>142105765yes, Lance Stroll isn't a man
>>142082559I disagree...
>>142102711absolutely cum-addled
/f1/ is dead because you didn’t support my boy Logan
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GREeumnEVwg>max chiltonmakes sense that they decided to choose the most irrelevant driver in history
>>142106840youre not an anglo spirituallythe problem is england reallywhat the fuck is going on there?
>>142082559Bit Mean. Lewis Hamilton is the GOAT.(pretend I have an England flag)
>>142102051The Beached Whale of Baden-Württemberg
>>142102051bet you're a big fat cunt. like really fucking hugei'd knock you on your well cushioned arse
“We have to put a young driver in there shortly,” he added. “That would be Liam Lawson.”
Yugi
>>142109970Odds of Lawson humiliating Yuki too?
>>142110770zeroyugi is the butcher of babybull
>>142110816Bet. Let's see what their points are at the end of 2025 season.
>>142110015>need someone to replace pereZzz>don’t want to upgrade the nip manlet>use him as a prop to job to your up and coming drivers who you plan to promote to rbr>but he keeps destroying all of them with no room for doubt>entire fandom is loudly wondering why tf you don’t promote him since he’s obviously better than everyone lining up to partner with>now you look retarded racist and sillyImagine being rbr management right now lawson is next on the chopping block btw
>>142103083>for a moment, everyone in the grid shared the same braincell
starting to understand how rb can afford 2 f1 teamsthis shit is canned crack
>>142112013wait till you try caffeinated alcohol beverages and dexamphetamine
>helmut and seethin' joes award both saying ric will be sackednew contract is IMMINENT
>>142112563rape rape rape rape fuck penis in vagina fuck fuck sex sex sex hot peasant french slut fuck horny horny horny sex sex fuck hairy pussy french girl sex sex sex fuck rape rape rape rape slut horny slut fuck fuck fuck smol hot racergirl iron dame slut fuck
>>142112733>dexamphetaminethey aint giving me shit bruvif i could id be benzomaxxinga cheeky red bull and a liter of drink is as good as it gets here
>>142112935so your like a "rum" Jamaican instead of a "weed" Jamaican
>>142113332no im pure vodkadarks give you hangovers
>>142112563Pin looking to bust someone.
>>142112757if the brainded retard of joes award said ric is out then that means ric is not out at all. piece of shit never hits, only shitposts in twatter to get engagement and keep his "relevacy"
I wish doriane would yell french obscenities and punch me repeatedly in my testicles
braindeadrelevancyfucking shitass laptop keyboard
>>142080179Billions.
>Pierre Gasly to extend his contract with Alpine.. and Carlos Sainz is "getting closer and closer" to Alpine and "SHOULD" be Pierre Gasly's team-mate next season. Pierre Gasly will extend his contract for several years, although the exact length of the contract has not yet
>>142113376at least be a semi-decent alcoholic and enjoy the taste of the fluids you are imbibing instead of drinking just to get drunkalso if you can get your hands on 100% agave tequila i believe it wont give you a hang over
how did alpine go from trash to just mid?
>>142114223ehh you cross a threshold with that. i uesed to be into whiskeylove 100% agave tequila but its too hard to getgot some dirt cheap $30 blanco straight from mexico that would blow $200 bottles out the water and it fucked up my tequila preferences permanently
>>142114230could have sworn they got an upgrade package in but I can't find the article
>>142113882proudy going to the 'peen really fucks up all the speculation of who goes where we've been having the whole seaosn
>>142114320ok yeah i try and drink beer during the week and hard stuff on the weekend although i had some red wine last night and feeling it right now i also did smoke a cigar as well
>>142114709they dont sell enough beer for me to do thatluv a wine though. woodbridge reds are cheap, cheerful and tasty. pick up one on occasionused to do beer but tolerance is a bitchformula 1
Spanish Renault driver next to Flavio Briatore, it just feels right
>minor breeze>power shit the bed enough to kill wifiWELCOME TO JAMROCK
>>142115024>power shit the bedClean it up
>>142115114go to bed argentina
Sainz back to toro rossoLawson to alpineBottas to haas
Jesus, remember that time Kwabmilton went on Top Gear and during the interview they made it sound like racing for Mercedes against a bunch of private teams with a twentieth of his budget was going to be some kind of legendary challenge. GOD, I FUCKING HATE GLOBOHOMOS
>>142115182Sarge stays?
>>142087082They should just drop retardo right now mid season like they did to Nyck. What's the point in letting him have the rest of the season
>>142115306Danny Ric to Williams
>>142115182Lawson to Mercedes
Sainz to AlpineZhou/Bearboy to HaasBottas to WilliamsOcon to AudiFakimi to MercRIP KmagRIP Sarge
>>142092440Where is Far, why did he go to there?
>>142115395Ocunt to Audi would never happenHim to Haas is more probable
Good morning lads
morning lads>>142115718lad
Pierre Gasly is dogshit
Feel like Red Bull is going to go down the route of Honda in Moto GP.>Build super fast vehicle that only your generational talent can handle>Becomes so difficult to use that it reaches beyond human ability >Loses to the red team
>>142115821Ferrari is getting worse every race
sooooooooooooolawson and pasta gimi gonna debut after summer break?>>142115821>Build super fast vehicle that only your generational talent can handleyes>Becomes so difficult to use that it reaches beyond human abilitywrong >Loses to the red teamwrong
>>142115821Ferrari is pure shit, bro
why are we giving F1 seats to mid drivers like Bearman and Lawson, instead of champions like Drugovich
>>142115821>Build super fast vehicle that only your generational talent can handle>Becomes so difficult to use that it reaches beyond human ability That already happened in 2020-2021
>>142115821Did Max miss an entire season due to an injury?
>>142115821LeClerc is behind Norris in the WDC and is way too busy fighting his teammate.
>at least top midfield at Red Bull and Renlol>complete shitter at McLel and VCARBwhat the hell happened to him at McLel??
>bookies using anime girls in advertising
>>142115915Not yet digits confirm
>>142115915rolling
>>142115974everyone loves anime tiddies
>>142115994but the girl is a loli lmao
>>142115968he became pozzed in the head
>>142115968He couldn't adopt to that kind of a car and mclel couldn't make a car for him t. every analyst If Helmut is not just talking shit saying shareholders want to see new talent in Torro Rosso then Ric is fucking done, not even Alpine will take him
>>142115968He found out that Norris actually had pubes and it unsettled him permanently
>>142116208>not even Alpine will take himthey dont even want him to begin with, his only option would be haas but dunno if he would be interested in that seat and besides ocunt is supposedly gonna take that seat, of course if retardo were to accept their deal then ocunt is the one who will be fucked because iirc audi is seriously considering Drugovich for their 2nd seat, in that scenario all the remaining seats woud be takenhaasbearman retardowillaimsalbon pasta gimialpinegaslysainzrb jrtsunodalawson
>>142116208That's the thing about medshitters: they have zero analytical skills. If you put them in a situation where they have to think their way out of a situation, it's over.
>>142116208he couldn't adapt to a single car he drove after his Renlol time?also, strange he became his old self for one race and then his mojo immediately disappeared again.
>>142116276>he became his old self for one racejust like mexico last season
>Red BullRicciardo/Perez>McLarenNorris/Piastri>FerrariLeclerc/Hamilton>MercedesVerstappen/Russell>Aston MartinAlonso/Stroll>AlpineGasly/Sainz>RBTsunoda/Lawson>HaasOcon/Bearman>WilliamsAlbon/Antonelli>SauberHulkenberg/BottasFind a flaw (you can't)
>>142110908>forgetting they already tried and failed time after time after time after time again until puro got thereyou tell marko bro
https://www.formula1.com/en/latest/article/palmer-verstappens-spanish-gp-win-proved-hes-making-the-difference-right-now.3kCeriUv5Bxyei9KrUbk0Gbased Palmer telling it how it is.
>>142116330Alonso got shit on by Ocon, bro
>>142116330red bull would be tsunoda and checorb lawson and retardo
>>142116354>red bull would be tsunoda and checoCan Red Bull sell sugary drinks with this lineup?
>>142116372sure, both tacos and sushis are huge coooooooomsumers even more so when one of their people is involved, besides its not like red bull would have any other option because it that scenario sir would no longer be available
>>142116276I recall that was like the perfect track for their car, no struggle, he must be the worst carbaby who can only shine in a car that suits him and on a good day
>>142116330where sarge?
>>142116259You forgot Bottas, he's negotiating with several teams and said everyone is just wasting for Sainz decision
>>142116449>You forgot Bottasmore like forgot audiaudi: hulk and buttassI mentionded drugovich but hes like their 3rd option
>drogobitch
>>142116485Its funny that we might have 3 rookies who didnt win F2 while F2 champs are neglected Almost like F2 title is not even considered as a proof of a talent thanks to their mario-cart format
>>142116067they don't call it "targeted advertising" for nothing>>142116347das fax on a stack fr cuh
>>142085221Why is that car so angry?
>>142112013Coffee is better, I only like sugary stuff in moderation>>142116276I genuinly think he's mindbroken from mclel and has lost all confidence in his driving ability.
stop pushing for retardo as he is not getting a seat next year
>>142112733>caffeinated alcohol beveragesTried this and almost got raped
>>142081791
https://x.com/AlpineF1Team/status/1806238651229024669Gasly stuck with Alpine on multi-year deal (the link to their media site is broken because they're retarded)
>>142116755>pride colors on the logo
>>142112733and you get the worst come down everI cant stand energy drinks since
>>142116755>While on-track it’s been a challenging season so far, I remain faithful to the project and I am not going anywhere. I am happy with the changes made, the hard work, and the direction the team is taking. There is a lot of potential in this team’s personnel and resourcesWhat positive changes is he talking about? Firing a rat?https://media.alpinecars.com/bwt-alpine-f1-team-renews-pierre-gasly-on-multi-year-deal/?lang=eng
>>142113744hes just crashed in a rally btw
>>142116910truly the work of Satan
>/f1/ MADE ME GAY>/f1/ MADE ME GAY>/f1/ MADE ME GAY>/f1/ MADE ME GAY>/f1/ MADE ME GAY>/f1/ MADE ME GAY
>>142117014That's just a natural evolution
>>142116755>full gasbrrrrraaaap
>>142117014This is what happens when you don't fap regularly to Sophia and Fabienne.>or what happens when you DO fap regularly to Jamie CHADwick
>>142116873>What positive changes is he talking about? Firing a rat?Yeah probably. Could you imagine Gasly signing for multiple years if he had to drive with Ocon? Gasly signing was probably contingent on them kicking the rat off the team.
SHOCKING NEWS
>>142117411HOLY THIS IS BIG
>>142117347ynr based Grosjean calling Lewis out on undoing his seatbelts.https://youtu.be/tPr5khO86Eg?si=EtY8lPTd8YdqyM69
>>142117411Truly this guy has potential on being WDC in 2027, screenshot this post
>>142117442racist
f1 twinks give me boners
>>142117411wow i didn't know thatyou're telling me for the first time
>>142117411STROLLBROS WE ARE SO BACK NEVER DOUBTED HIM
>>142117411[HEARTBREAKING]
new?
>>142117411Future champ right there, once they get Nui and Honda they will become unstoppable
>>142117839>>142117839>>142117839Extend
>>142117411Stroll's contract had an expiration date?
>>142117842
>>142081931Le Chef
