EURO 2024 GROUP B>Saturday 15th June21:00 Italy 2 - 1 Albania>Thursday 20th June21:00 Spain 1 - 0 Italy>Monday 24th June21:00 Croatia 1 - 1Italy>Saturday 29th June18:00 Switzerland ?-? ItalyReminder to keep it comfy, take your meds, brace for a disappointing /mercato/, eat pusy 3 times a day, go to court, drink your delusionfuel and flirt with the cute cashier.
negru
nihao
If you beat your girlfriend you don't have the capacity to play for Juventus. It's that simple
Women deserve to be raped
>>142092698I don't rate england by the slightest. Even Buciano is a genius tactical mastermind compared to that mongrel Southgate. I'm going to go on record and say that either his players straight up rebel against him or he's going to find a way to make us win again
> greenwood style Yes frfr, like duccios - portugal 2006 possibly
*googles the effects of jj signing greenwood*
>>142092840I fear that their hate for us is going to remind them how to play
Bar-ACK
Parte roby baggio dal dischetto
>Barack Osama
refballing my obama ;___;
Barak with the merd student-tier IQ to make two fouls like that
Is this the first red card of the tournament?
CBA making calculations, what results to we need for Netherlands to meet Englel?
*converts all sandmarmots into marmotmetans*
>>142093171Neither Georgia or Czechia to win
>>142093253Nice marmot!
Mandria
reminder that I told you that Kvara is gud
>>142092967if they knew how to fuel hatred into results they would have more than one trophy
tsu red would make a me coom
i switched to georgi game cos red ruined it
so who is the biggest fraud? tedesco or martinez?
>>142093138this dolchstoß was gratuitous, i didn't insult you
love geoguessr
>>142093632Martinez has gone way beyond the "fraud" label
>>142093632Martinez by a margin, imagine still finding jobs because of that Lukaku season of statpads in the eplel
Death to Juve
Imagine being scared of a team whose best player is a mouth breather
Literally who is afraid of Galatasaray?
Is portugal supposed to be a top 5 team?
>>142093957thats every team
>>142094027that's the B team they are young
>>142094027top 2 unironically
>>142093777yes portugal look so bad and then camera shows martinez on sidelines, lul
>>142094174>Felix>Neto>Neves>Inacio>Silva>Ronaldo>B-team
>>142094302And obviously Palhinha
>>Neto>>Neves>>Inacio>>A. Silvab team rotato
based anti moor ref
*snots on the following post*
>kneagru to violalole
>3rd yellow for divingPortugal living up to their reputation
>>142094508They are stealing our jobs duccio
>>142094587Our jobs being?
the goal mattered
>working
>>142094662italy did actually really well considering what chokes other teams have done.
>>142094662Mo the results of the relevant games would've been exactly the sameWarra comprehension of causes and consequences
>PSG is interested in Dean Huijsen, central defender owned by Juventus. He is considered the primary alternative to Yoro, who is the main target on PSG's list for the upcoming transfer markett.l''equipembe
>>142094764it mattered
you onry rive once
>>142092717How do I get an Italian gf? Is it true you have better chances as a foreigner?
>>142094907Step 1 is being a ketamine dealer
>>142094845five hundred million huis euros
>>142094907all women likes foreigners
>>142094845The Martina Smeralda effect
>>142094863For sure it mattered more than Del Siero's goal against germany
>>142095078Do you have any other players living rent-free in your head, or is it just Juve ones?
Boliv-ACK!
>>142095122And? Even if so what are you going to do? Beat him to death? Cuck.
22:00
>>142095311So just Juve ones then?
>>142094907Being attractive should help
>>142095485As is tradition
>posting an old thread did they refball Barak or was he an idiot?
>>142094907Just (dia)bee(tus) yourself
>tsu hehe
>drop kwaba in both fantasy and predictor since he sucked major ass>he scoresofc
>>142095701He just dropped a massive duck again so now worries
you shite bastard just twat it in
>>142095593stupid fouls from him but kinda harsh
+30m interbux
Portugal... please draw...
Jesus what a fucking shot
>Yildiz injuring the GK with his shot>no yellow card????
hehehehhehehe
era
Lole
Kino powershot from Yildiz
What a bullshit game. This is so scripted it's not even funny anymore.
IL CALCIO C'È
no era btw
>>142096185Cope, seethe and dilate
England to the final then
BELIEVE
Zizzo would've saved that
Holy scripted to make zaccagni's goal supposedly useful, tell me it's not true
how happy are you fucks that Zaccagni equalised lmao
I hate soft penalties gifted like that
>no patrician 0-0I sleepe
two softish eras today. romania era was kino. blasted in the top bin.
Romania vs Netherlands England vs Slovakia
would you guys rather win the euros again or go to 2026 mundials?
>>142096545>>142096574stonewall penalty my lads
>>142096642Trophy > partecipation
>>142096587Wtf, what result do we need to rectify that?
Adani kino
>>142096657yeah but what do you think about the one romania got ?
>>142096690Portugal to score 2 or more gols
>>142096690Georgia not to win, that's all, assuming Turkey wins as well
>>142096727Commenting a una mano
Georgia Meloni
>>142096642win euros and then mundials is my choice.
>>142096736didn't see it, was playing chong pong
>>142096749>>142096768Ffs that's never going to happen
>>142096487Not really since I'm not a poorfag
>>142096834based
>>142096817Then euros again
>turkiye
>2-0 against Georgia This is what happens when negrao doesn't start
>>142097146big problems for saying that
send those fucking roaches back to their mountains
FUCKING MERDINEZ just fucking draw
>>142096727how the fuck does he manage to mispronounce the portoguese names while nailing the georgian ones? he is a mystery wrapped in an enigma
>>142096939yes
Is it a chimpout or a roachout when Turks are involved?
That's a foul
>I used my booster on a Portugal winah ah
How is that a goal kek, that's two fouls
Warra flight the portugallus without rafa
>>142097309safe and effective
damn english pig dogs
Imagine the Czech pornstars promised to the ref
does this mean St. George flag derby between Ingurland and Georgia?
I look at these smol teams, then I look at us and I get sad
Portulel can't even contain kvara they're gonna get fucked by pempè
Presnel Kimpempè
Fucking hell he's trying to do too much
I just realized the next matches will be on Saturday, this means 2 days without calcio
stop complaining fras, portus completely shitted my fanta
>>142097725Never EVER trust the portuguese
>>142097725why on earth did you pick Ciao Felix as first choice?
If I were to look up "Montella" on the major social media websites, how many insults written by Turkish account will I read?
Twerkvelia
it was my last, I thought he was going to do better than chiesa
If it hadn't been for Zaccagni holy sculata would we be out now
>>142097877Chiedi scusa a Mattia allora
>>142097799there's a timeline where Pirlo is managing them instead of Montella, they should remember that.
>>142097877All calculated
>>142097877I think, for that fact alone, everyone should type out a thankful message for zacca
Thanks ZaccaNow I'm begging you, please do it again vs England, I just can't stand getting knocked out before they do
ty zacca
>>142097877Maybe zaccagnis son was his all along
btw there's a scandal in Serbia right now and a guy got fired because the Serbia national team used a Croatian air plane to arrive in Belgrade
>>142097993>Implying he won't be benched for Frattesi or Cambiaso
>>142097877wins should matter more than goal difference anyway.
>>142098061Top kek, I love the balkans
>>142098061Do you actually hate each other? I thought it was a meme
>>142097758don't search Second Battle of Guararapes
>>142098133Ok, I won't :)
I'm three seconds away from vomiting
>>142097877Holy retardThey would've let portugal win this match to make shitaly qualify had they lost against croatia
Ah, the simpleton, that unparalleled master of ignorance, who graces us with his latest literary masterpiece: 'shitaly' instead of 'Italy'. One can only marvel at his boundless creativity and the sheer audacity of his illiteracy. In a world teeming with information at one's fingertips, he boldly treads the path of low intelligence, transforming a renowned cultural and historical beacon into a laughingstock with a single stroke of his incompetent pen. Truly, we are witnessing the zenith of human ineptitude, a shining example of how one individual's lack of basic education can provide endless amusement and despair in equal measure.
>zingaro ref:skull:
>>142098133Jaboatao sounds like an amazing word desu
Gaysexkirche
based duccio
Mikautadze carrying Georgia Meloni harder than I'm carrying this general during this summerfag tournament
Bacha bazi
>MekvabishviliGeorgians are just taking the piss with their names at this point.
>>142098395there are still people with dutch blood in the region
>>142098666My condolances, there is not a place on earth made better by swamplanders
Mamerdashvili
NON SI PASSA
>he didn't pick nor captain the Georgia gk
just put it in the net, its not hard
>>142098924>benched the Dutch keeper because he conceded one for the poortugues keeper because surely he won't consneed against goat farmers
Mamardashvili was linked to inter for like 2 hours therefore big inter win
Montella. Italian DNA.
>cech
Kek finally hakan had the chance to statpad against 10-player czech republic
>ronaldo's face
This has reeeeeeally not been a good tournament for zingari
>the absolute state of the picture fotmob uses for Montella's face
>>142099264
>>142099348NIce capelli a picchia
It's up & it's finalized Spain vs Georgia Germany vs Denmark Portugal vs Slovenia France vs Belgium Romania vs Netherlands Austria vs Türkiye England vs Slovakia Albania vs Italy
Smiles achieved
EURO 2024 ROUND OF 16: Spain vs Georgia Germany vs Denmark Portugal vs Slovenia France vs Belgium England vs Slovakia Romania vs Netherlands Austria vs Turkey Italy vs Switzerland
>2 days without eurocalcioAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>142099348Gary oldman in dracula vibes
>2 days without eurocalcioWell that's my gooning streak
>>142099528would rather go out against slovakia than lose to italy again
>>142099528my Austria winning the Euros prediction is pretty much spot on
2023 sfinter tier road to the final for england/nethelands
>>142099651fags cheer for cagafiorimen cheer for zacca
>>142099727You're beating both Slovakia and us/Swiss lol
montella and martinez will surely not win the euros thats for sure
if one between us and the Ducci don't reach the final with that bracket we both need to kys
The Gods of /seriea/ DEMAND a Negrulands - Italy semifinal
>>142099796Mo I cheer for both
>>142099348the triangle noI hadn't considered it
EURO KNOCKOUT STAGE>29th June 202418:00 Switzerland - Italy21:00 Germany - Denmark>30th June 202418:00 England - Slovakia21:00 Spain - Georgia>1st July 202418:00 France - Belgium21:00 Portugal - Slovenia>2nd July 202418:00 Romania - Netherlands21:00 Austria - Turkey
>>142099727you're reaching the final and losing it again
>Knockout stage game at 18This is very NOT calcio and very NOT comfy
>>142100091fug im at festival when italy plays. dunno i might slip out to watch the game somewhere. not gud. also my danemark plays then too. ree
>finish 3rd in the group>get that easy a spot in the scheduleMake it make sense
To Reach EURO 2024 Final: England - 39% Spain - 26% Germany - 23% France - 21% Portugal - 21% Netherlands - 20% Italy - 12% Austria - 9% Switzerland - 8% Türkiye - 6% Romania - 5% Belgium - 4%
>>142100091
>>142100091Vlahovic on the left
>>142100256>Romania - 5%> Belgium - 4%Kek, this country is so fucked
Germany - Austria final
Guys we haven't already run out of sculate with that zaccagni goal right?
>>142100347Against who?
>>142100338I mean, you're playing France and they're playing >us
>italy vs switzerlandEasy 3-0 or 4-1 in the 90 minutes for italy, non ci sono cazzi, one of the italy goals is the token chiesuccio goal>italy vs probably england1-1 in the 90 minutes then 1-2 for italy in extra time, probably a set piece goal>italy vs probably netherlands or austria1-0 in the 90 minutes if netherlands, probably scored in the first 10 minutes after a quick contropiede, scored by some meme like jorginho (tournament MVP btw)If austria easy 2-0 or 2-1 with an austrian own goal>italy vs spainEither a 1-0 spain victory similar to the group stage, or a 1-0 italy win, goal is scored in the first 10 minutes of the second half, donnarumma lancio lungo for chiesa or another winger, cutback pass, and goal by a midfielder, I say CristanteEasiest path ever
I am NOT ready, physically mentally or spiritually, for ANOTHER Toldo moment
Too hard, get a life
This madman has really predicted Cristante scoring in the final
>>142100424Also if one of these matches goes to penalties, it's going to be the semifinals, probably against netherlands, with italy missing the first penalty
The real Italian to support is going to be Calzona (Juventus DNA btw, he's a gobbo)
Grazie Zaccagni (it nearly rhymes)
>>142100664if you pronounce it like an anglo maybe
>terone calabrese>gobbominiopottery
It would appear it is all set for you to knock us out in the quarters lads
>>142100496i've never seen an ugly netherlands kit
Calhanoglu will miss a penalty in the semifinals, either in the 120 minutes or in the shootoutI don't know whether it's going to be saved by donnarumma or he's going to shoot it off targetScreencap this
>mfw talking to the girl i like today>>142099528looked into my crystal balls, two semi finals areger-fra and switzer-turkey
>Italy - Switserlands>italy - England>Italy - Netherlands/seriea/pilled>>142100928https://www.footballkitarchive.com/netherlands-kits/I'm not a fan of the Lotto kits from the 90's and the 2022 crushed velvet one
My mom just sent me a picture of Calafiori
>>142101038Trve sovl: it's saves by Meret
I have the feeling that if Italy actually beats Switzerland, it will probably win the whole thing or at least reach the final
A germany italy final would be kino, will probably be spain england doe
>>142101160after the last 6 years, i don't think you can make predictions on italy's performance in tournaments. i mean who the fuck goes to failing to qualify for the wc, win the euros 3 years later, and failing again to qualify for the wc one year later.
>>142101303i look forward to losing the bellingb owl
Germany Italy final, the best football rivalry we can get tbf
>>142101336I just predict the most ridiculous thing that could happen, and it's either getting out in the rounds of 16 or winning it all with a mid team here
A-Are we even sure we can beat Switzerland ahah
>>142101387Then maybe the team wasn't so mid after all?
>>142101355>not Germany - Netherlands
>>142101401Situational team, either the best one ever or the worst one ever depending on the day
>>142101417That's a love story
switzerland are monza tier. but i don't see how italy are going past england or netherlands........unless....
>italy vs franceForced reddit rivalry>italy vs germanyPoorfag rivalry>italy vs englandZoomie rivalry>italy vs brazilTrve sovl rivalry
>>142101444Or maybe it's just a good squad? Why is it so hard even for italians to accept that it's a good team?
> cauliflower as the face of italyDoes pretty privilege exists?
>tfw 2 days of Greenwood rumoursIt's so over
Wirtz's haircut really saved him in extremis there
>>142101517It's a good squad, but certainly not a great one if you compare it to other big nations. No players fighting for big individual awards, not a single striker who's effective on the long run, an okay-tier bench and really just the goalie being world class. It's rather that Italy has a kind of high standard , but it hardly competes against the squad of like Spain and Germany
>>142101615Aura privilege*
>>142101618Innocent.
>>142101730In the eyes of the state*As natural persons, we all have the freedom to make up our own minds about it and so do juridical persons
>>142101730
>>142101730Innocent or not, I don't want English shitters anywhere near >my team, he's destined for meme teams like Crystal Palace or a move to the Russian league
>>142101615Penzavo Sbarella or Rumma
I don't see Austria losing against any of the shitters in it's path
>Kean OUT>Milik almost OUTYeah but if the zingaro gets injured who will we play lel, there's no Da Graca to save us anymore
>>142102287Unironically a Morata comeback, it's looking more and more likely
>>142102287*pisses on you*
>>142102593Zaccagni please
>BREAKING: Bolivia military coup attempt failskek
>stops and dribbles di suola like a brasilian except at 30km/h >shoots literal torpedos di collo pieno from all positions>shitter ok
>>142102639This, he can rape defenses and more
>>142102633I’m honestly not even caught up enough on the lore to know which side is the cia
>replying to your own bait
I now remember the 2016 Turkey coup, yes
>>142102746Whichever I don't like
>>142102639But enough about Hakan Calhanoglu
>>142102346Damn i hope so>>142102639all true, a lot of people don't know just how good he actually is but the pr nightmare is just not worth it imo. The most important thing right know is to break Thurams legs before he can sign a contract though
sleep tight /seriea/
>>142103055>a lot of people don't know just how good he actually isa selected few did and still do https://www.youtube.com/shorts/rvoZkKISuLM
Why is it always gobbi that defend players who commit crimes such as rapes and violence against other people? Like literally there's not a single other fanbase out there who defends Greenwood like gobbi do and he isn't even one of their players.
>>142104105I look like this and do this
>>142103634because Jj kings' supreme and only values are excellence and talent. they do not care in the slightest about all the self-righteous quibbles which lesser people have concocted to clip their wings.
>>142104171Spoken like a true edgy 15 yo retard.Or a terrone boomer who abuses his family.No in between.
>>142104221cope harder
>>142104256
Pooped
>>142092717reminder to thank Zaccagni>meaningless goal
Yes because mo the third group stage match biscotti would've played out exactly the same if italy were third
reminder based Modric rates Fagioli
>the IFTV canuck is back
Como’s dream target for the centre back position is Raphael Varane as free agent.Cesc Fabregas wants Varane and they will try to make it happen, but there are several clubs interested in Europe and abroad — not an easy one.Varane will decide his future soon.
>>142106118what a fall from grace, even weirder is that the guy who carried him at the 2018 wc had an even bigger fall from grace
>>142094907have you seen Italian chads? and they have tons of charisma
>>142103634Happens when you get molested at a young age by a boomer making you prance around in front of him in nothing but a del piero jersey
>>142092717Lame
>>142113244Duccio… response?
3:19
>>142114912
>>142106118Como want to become a mid-table team
Today is a trenitalia day
I honestly don't want to face Italy until the final. So that whichever of us wins we can celebrate the trophy together. I can see the fans pulling out a banner saying "Svizzera - Italia nazioni fratelli" in Italian, German, French and Romansh. Imagine it would be amazing. Swiss and Italians holding arms and jumping together with the trophy.
>>142101730not convicted (yet) is more accurate
>>142115744lets ran a train on your mom then
>>142115808>I honestly don't want to face Italy until the finalnever been to a final let alone won one, stfu dude
the national team suffers in defense because Acerbi is missing but gvai a dirlo
GMpretty shit content by Gio lately desu, where are all the bikini summer pics
Hallo iedereen, dit morgen heb ik een Retegui tot Jj gerucht gezien en het heeft me depressief gemaakt
Odds: it'll be ManciniEvens: it'll be BuongiornoDubs: difesa a 4 with both
>Arselel interested in CalafioriThe ultimate cuck team, my expectations of Jj getting him have significantly risen
>>142116370>Jj target linked to ScarsenalHeh... surely this time it'll work...
>>142116377It's even funnier when you know that >we are the ones who gave them their best ever player
How the mighty have fallen
> Paris Saint-Germain reportedly interested in signing Dean Huijsen who's valued around €30m by Juventus.Oil money is coming for Gatti and Huijsen baby
>>142116021Not enough racismo in that defence
>>142116021yes you need someone to pull the negrus down to earth>>142116284mancini since he is older. but both are gud choices.
>>142116117thoughts on Team Serbia using Croatian planes to travel and the shame it's brought to Serbia
>>142116908someone needs to bang the flight attendants
>>142116021Poorfags: the defender (after chiellinibonuccibarzagli obviously)
Gm sirs. What am I going to do with myself for two days?
>>142117197you really finna tell me you guys don't exclusively post fat women
>>142117197I recommend readng the works of Paul of Aegina
>>142117197I will be in the church to pray for our saturday match
>>142117248Check your testosterone levels hermano.>>142117291I’ve already too many books on my reading list that I haven’t got though
Holy fiketta on the train
Fallimentozzo if you didn't creepshot her
Kvaratskhelia has no doubts: 'Scudetto with Napoli? Happier for the Euro 2024 round of 16 with Georgia'
>>142117338Centuries of being a cuck country will destroy it's residents test levels
>>142117969Vesuviati status: smell that stench, even dogs run away
http://x.com/CronacheTweet/status/1806237187177955722Poorgliesi rioting in the comments
>>142117969Mo he eats the panettone alive
>>142117969kek
>>142117969I mean every normal person loves his country more than the club he supports
>>142117969Absolutely based
Allegri has no doubts: 'Coppa Italia with Juventus? Happier for the Capannelle 2024 round of 16 with Minnesota'
>>142117969please be real
let him cook
>>142118066Literally only poorfags unironically care about the NTI MIGHT understand it if the league of that country (like switzerland's league except for Young Bvlls) is completely irrelevant though
for me, it's grasshooper
>>142118182https://x.com/GoalItalia/status/1806209624627970340I would never lie to /seriea/
>>142118543De Laurentiis status?
>>142118582
classic nabbolecani https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TgP9AigJysY
Have some Elodie to help yourself through these calcioless days
>>142118049What is he planning?
fras had a dream where a defender scored for italy. name was similar to calafiori. this is good.
>>142118776For me, it's a Gatti powershot
>>142117969is he wrong?
>>142118734Rape and torture
scamH banger incoming
>>142118872Giuntocunny
>>142118877I thought reteguo
Poorfags impazzing at the new Idealista tv ad
>didn't expect much entertainment from this year's Euros>yet kinda disappointed by the level of football on displayAnybody feel the same?
>>142119224There have been some golazos and some kino matches, but yeah pretty much
>>142119241Arda guler's gol (I thought yilshit) was the only golazo though
>NT tournaments>high quality level of play
>>142119264Mo they're going to venirti a prendere because you forgot zaccagnus' (useless) tap-in (99% calafiori)
>>142119224There was so much hype at the end of season about if fonesca comes to milan or not, allegri, inter bankcrupt with possible legal charges etc. The euros came at a bad moment. Also barely any memes yet. Still nice golazo from shaqiri
>>142118484>good goy cares about corporate footslop
>>142119288don't engage with the schizo, thank you
>>142119224Footy is mediocre but still comfy and entertaining enough.Qatar was much better in terms of pure football.
>>142118965>good goy hooked to tv ads
>>142119264There was another golazo in that match alone
you know it's a mediocre edition from the fact that there were more memorable pitch invasions than matches
>>142119288Yes because the euros aren't commercialized in any way
>shitaly is in the tournament>the tournament is badKill, what a coincidence!
For the belgio dude who asked me to draw the big titty cat lady vtuber, here.
>>142119318which american own your club
>>142119329The hand is a little bit strange but this looks really good. You should make more memes and draw for us
>>142119329Based, even better knowing that I'm watching her stream right now
>>142118484international tournaments have way more sovl than any mercenaryball could ever hope to achieve
>this is literally the worse Italy team of all time and still good enough to make it to the RO16 and probably meme its way to a semi or a final STAY WINNING ITALIAN CHADS>we give the best when nobody is expecting anything from us
The levels of summerfagginess are off the fucking charts
>>142119388Upvoted, my fellow redditor! And remember, as always Italy's NT is somehow both a sqvadrone and le epic underdog!
>>142119414I'm gay all year long
Please call the next edition of the general /ita/Il Filo at this point
you can just keep posting in your faggy jinx/antijinx threads no need to stay here
>>142119534wow you are still obsessed with reddit is this 2016?
Reminder
>>142119356Like most shitters that picks up a tablet I have no idea how hands work, I'm just hoping I will manage to get it down someday.And I actually did post more shitposts on serie a before.
We now unlocked poveracci wars between different threads kek
>>142119553The OP from that thread doesn't post in this general, right?
>>142119370Glad you enjoyed it Belgio.
>>142119579but you do
>>142119573There is statistically at least one dude in history who put a popsticle up his ass
>Hey Anon, you did update your predictions for the knock-out stage of the Euro's right?>Oh you didn't? Well there is still time, here let me airdrop you the link:https://gaming.uefa.com/en/europredictorhttps://gaming.uefa.com/en/europredictorhttps://gaming.uefa.com/en/europredictorhttps://gaming.uefa.com/en/europredictorhttps://gaming.uefa.com/en/europredictor
>>142119634Io però non sono granata
>>142119573/biz/ idea: salty milk'n'coins flavored ice lollies
>>142119224Group stage euros are always shit.
Maybe the west hasn't fallen as much as we thought
>>142119573why not?
Kek no one can answer me as to why the italian team is bad other than WE'RE MUH SHIT GOY JUST ACCEPT IT
how about you try harder next time, lousy newfag
>just imagine Donnarumma gets injured, we would lose to San Marino
why is he sperging?
>>142119941because Italia is le bad
>>142119941idk his twitter echo chamber must have closed down
it's too easy, just write the dumbest shit and italiani furenti will freak out
Italy is worse than five other european teams, but that was true also 3 years ago so whatever
real brown hands hours
>>142119996jokes on you im not jewventino>>142120016jokes on you I'm only half browntalian
>>142120008>portugalWorse in overall "names", on par in playstyle>france Better than italy in names, worse in playstyle>germanyOn par with italy in names, better in playstyle>spainWorse than italy in names and if you don't see this you're in complete denial, better in playstyle>englandGreat names but also some shitters, worse in playstyle>netherlandsHoly kekSo basically I fully expect italy to reach the finals quite easily
god thank mom I'm not full shitalian
>>142120061>>portugal>Worse in overall "names", on par in playstylestopped reading there
>penaldo (literally just by name, he's Ciro Ignobile tier now)>bruno fernandes>ruben dias>ghostao>bernardo silva (also washed)>cancelo (bollitazzo)>joao felix (>>>implying)Those are the only actually relevant names in portugal's NT and I was VERY generous
>Interstingly he doesnt dare to compare his countrys nt with the Swiss ntPlease let jorginho shoot the penalty again
>>142120126now do the relevant italians players (only gigio)
>>142120162Chad spalletti would
Barella and Donnarumma are the only great players on the team, every everyone else is replaceable without much change
It'd have been a meme winner tournament like Portugal 2004 if only the UEFA crooks in charge had allowed it t. read the script, G*rmany is going to be crowned champions just because their economy is in shambles right now
>>142120061>>netherlands>Holy kekMake a combined XI and you'll see that only Donnarumma, Barella, Pellegrini and Chiesa get into thatDonnarumma > VerbruggenDi Lorenzo < DumfriesBastoni < De Vrij (when playing as RCB)Calafiori < Van DijkDimarco < AkeJorgingo < SchoutenBarella > VeermanPellegrini > ReijndersChiesa > SimonsScamacca < Depay whothefuckevenplaysLWforitaly < Gakpo
dutch nogs are too low (football) IQ to win
>>142120177>donnarumenta>bastoni (proven to have been good this season in his club, I'm not judging NT performances)>barella>chiesa (relevant despite not being good)>jorginho >calafiori (like it or not he's relevant and a big name currently)>scamacca (stretching it but still won the europa league)>dimarco (also stretching it)
>>142120220the utter disrespect in this post towards De Vrij, I swear
>>142120192Big denial about reijnders
>>142120220They always end up doing some dumb shit, that's how France lost the wc
>>142120232Btw the biggest stretches I made here aren't dimarco and scamacca but kikko and sbarella, who are nevertheless pretty big names so they get in there
ducciolandia was about to earn my respect with the match against Argentina but couldnt make it
It's a decent team >we just need some wingers
>>142120284And a strimer, fullbacks that don't need to be coddled by the system around them and a quality midfielder at the base
But this isn't even my main point, because the most important part of NT tournaments is developing a decent playstyle in the few weeks of training the squad have at their disposal, since the players that are good enough to perform like they do for their club and with their usual teammates are very few (also having a great goalkeeper is a huge advantage in these competitions since he's basically unaffected by the change of teammates and can perform like they usually do). Spalletti is making italy play very well despite poorfags seething that he doesn't play bastoni in the exact zolla di terra he plays in at inter, especially compared to other managers even of big NTs (also spalletti is BY FAR the biggest name here)
Post some cucurellas to scare the chiesa raters
>im-fucking-plying Sbalett won't come up with some retarded shenanigans like waiting the 85th minute to get the crucial sub wrong
Sommer > dollerWidmer < di lorenzoElvedi = manciniAkanji > bastoniRodriguez < dimarcoSchär = darmianZakaria = fagioliXhaka > jorginhoSteffen < barellaAebischer > CristanteShaqiri > frattesiEmbolo > reteguiOkafor > raspadoriNdoye < chiesa
>>142120325Kill what an enorme cazzata subbing in zaccagni for that fenomeno of darmian
>>142120346> estate>dollarofonduebro...
Just searched Calafiori's name on Shwitter, and I'm now convinced that I NEED to lookmax
>Zakaria = FagioliBlud really is comparing midfield destroyers with light-footed creatives
Yes because you are either a muh physical grug who just pushes opponents away or a le piede fatato twinkazzo who wears skirtsThis is also something most shitalians think btw
Donnarumma made 2 good saves (on pedri's header and on ayoze's low shot) but also was clearly at fault for at least 2 of the goals we conceded (could be 3 due to defelecting Budimir's shot in a dangerous zone instead of his left, but the defenders shat their pants more than him so let's ignore it) but nobody can say it publicly without risking the linciaggio
Speaking of things Italians think
>>142119329based artist
>plays the same team that lost 6-1 to poortugal I'm shitting my pants
>>142120407Would look like a bvll with bonucci's iphone 10 hairstyle
Mo we're supposed to know what an iPhone 10 hairstyle is (iPhone 10 doesn't exist btw)
>>142119224for me its the romanias, the danes and slovaks that brought nice fresh kino.dunno ive enjoyed it all like usually.
>>142120398Italian football lacks gifted strikers but it lacks grugs even more desu.
The biggest war between falliti currently is intebros getting offended that no one is caghing their idolo bastoncino because calafiori is a bvll
>>142120185You are not allowed to rate Barella here
>>142120449We'll get railed by Netherlands, especially now that our leftback won't play and our genius manager didn't think of having another one ready to replace him. I'm expecting a 3-0.
Barella is ok but is also carried by jorginho and frattesi
I need a Shitaly team with only players with a really good shampoo and players looking like they could work as muratori
What shampoo does /seriea/ use?
Obligatory reminder
>>142120547we need more Gatti
>>142120553I use whatever shampoo is on sale and has a cool bottle, but the consequence is that my hair doesn't look as good as his>>142120571Based and true
>>142120535i like the shot technique romania players have. hagi has been dissapointing. no where near his father
>we need more players that look like muratori like gattiNo but they told me juventus fans aren't poorfags
>>142120592I know a certain italian player with this exact condition but I already spoke too much
>>142120535Dutch defense is grim, if there's some big team that flops its them
>>142120617We're a big team? :3
>nooo you're a poorfag if you like murderball kino
>>142120626for me uwu
>>142120592>no where near his fatherHis father is the sole reason he has a career, nobody would look at him if he didn't share the name and position of his old man.
>>142120346>Sommer > dollerlol
>>142120617It's retarded that we have 4 strikers but only one leftback, because it could *never* come to him getting injured or getting 2 yellows.
>>142120553It's probably shit but I got used to buying it
Mo you even need strikers in this kind of mickey mouse competition
>using shampoo
>not smelling like lemongrass and apricots
I'll post some cardiff 2017 webms when I get home
New KRANDE SLATAM moment just dropped
>>142120367>>142120677Doller has been shit since he left milan
i see the prescritti have gone full schizo today. no, you midwit: your players are trash whose anus got destroyed by the shittiest atletico madrid ever. now get a hold of yourself and fuck off back to your forum of mongoloids.
>>142120553i only use conditioner
>>142120813>today
>>142120813How far do you think italy will go in the euros?
>>142120901round of 2
Do this for free points (yes, I got early access to the game)
>>142120901if fagioli plays he and dollar can win >us the whole shit if he doesn’t they are romania tier. how far romania can go? who knows.
business idea: serie a predictor
>>142120970Literally me, I've literally never got a single pronostico wrong
>>142121002based Pengwin
>Lazio, Napoli e Juventus lo vogliono in Serie A, in Premier pure fa gola a tanti. Parliamo di Mason Greenwood che, rivela The Athletic, sarebbe finito pure nel mirino del Marsiglia di Roberto De Zerbi. Lo United è pronto a cederlo per non meno di 40 milioni di euro.
Accordo raggiunto tra #Juventus e #Fiorentina per #Kean // Juventus have reached an agreement with Fiorentina for the transfer of Kean @ilbianconerocom
>>142121159He fucking did it
>>142121159I'm about to vomit
>>142121159Wait, it's actually 13m + 5 hgjuihgvijoiohgjvigjhoijo how did he do it
>>142121159purplefags will surely win an European final now :^)
>>142121159succursale moment
>>142121159Moise Kean prowling the Rocco B. Commisso Viola Park
Buongiorno
I actually respect Giuntoli a ton, dude managed to get free a ton of salary budget after making older/useless players leave, got Allegri to leave and hired a younger and more promising coach, used the Next Gen for the funding of interesting players, and did it all in like a year so far
>>199065099poorfags sisters we celebrate
>>142121267>got Allegri to leaveDid things ever get cleared up if Allegri got paid to leave or if he was fired for his behaviour and saving even more money?
>>142121273>>>/int/199065099
>got allnegru to leaveHow is that a good thing?
>>142121293WC26.
>>142121285All we know is that an agreement regarding the termination of his contact was agreed, he prolly got paid a couple of millions so that both sides wouldn't have to pay for lawyers and stuff.>>142121293He was paid wayyyy too much, and the results weren't really there for such big wages.
>>142120553Non brand nettle sold in a bottle of 2 liters
>Selling Taty as poor as his finishing is, I can already tell he's gonna be replaced by someone who will perform even worse
>>142121267Belgio Giuntoli had nothing to do with it. It was mostly Exor and friends.
>>142121460FABRIZIO ROMANO
How do you cope with being a la viola fan and always ending up with Juve's dick in your mouth? It must be hell.
>>142121519To be fair, they already fucked >us in the ass for the 70mil for Vlahovic, if only they bought Melo too man
>>142119651y-you too!
>>142121462Meh, Elkann basically gave free will to Giuntoli and let him do whatever he wanted, it's both really
>#Calciomercato | La @juventusfc spinge più forte su Khéphren #Thuram: si cerca la chiusura entro settimana prossima @SkySportW-we /back/?
>>142121642Apparently the deal is strongly funded by Kean's move to Fiorentina, so it makes sense
>>142121642it means rabiot is going away. of course i am a little bit hyped (even if i dont actually know thuram) but rabiot is a big loss
write something, I dont want to study
>>142121983Popipopipo popipoPopipopipo popipoPopipopipo popipo
>>142122000authors of paperissima sprint think this is the funniest thing ever
>>142121460Not money laundering btw
Evrospin la spesa intelligente
>>142121983What do you study? Is your university ranked below the University of Glasgow (most likely)
>>142122216I study the computers going bip bip, dont really know about the rankings but it might be higher
Is spaghetti all'assassina good?
>>142122304>>142122304>>142122304>>142122304>>142122304
>>142122259>UoG ranked 87th in the world>best Italian uni is Bologna at 155
>>142092754Based
>>142122216>#45:)
>>142122336oh no my university has a way lower female:male ratio (because we study real things and not meme stuff btw) and less international students how will I live with that?
>>142121460Wtf Eddie Murphy is a Viola fan?!
ragazzi, ho paura dal'Inghilterra. loro giocano tanto meglior che i nostri calciatastri. s'è finito.
