ducks rebrand edition
>>142098446>>142098446>>142098446>>142098446>>142098446>>142098446>>142098446
First for tbg should kill himself
>>142098446looks retarded
>1993>1993>1993
>>142098579Good post
>>142098446Looks kino. Glad they brought back the classic look.
Uhhh oily sisters are we safe this offseason
>>142098590so do you but we dont bring it up
>>142098812My CBJ will take Evander Kane for our rebuild
>>142098446>looks nice>can't get one because Fanatics will make them and they have shit tier qualityFortunately my old Taymu jersey is in good shape
>>142098889I'm sorry did you feel personally insulted by me calling the new Ducks jerseys retarded looking? Is that why instead of telling me why you think they look good, you decided to attack me personally? Didn't mean to hurt your feelings bud.
>>142098446>>142098706>"uhhh, hey, let's just have the Duck look the other direction."FUCKING GENIUS
>>142098812>burn coal>get mad about tollwomen
I'll never forget 11.6.2024It was the night before Russia Day and I was holding my wife Xhenya's hand; exchanging glances knowing the kitties would win
>>142099171holy copes
>emergerd, ewe guise, the new derks jersey look sooo cooool
>>142099517>daring to mock the movie>>>>/out/
>>142098446But how will this help them win a Stanley Cup if they're spending money rebranding instead of on players?
>>142099517For me it's the jersey with Wild Wing jumping out of the ice
>>142099617Kill yourself
>>142099659the marketing budget and salary cap are different buddy
I wonder where this guy was when his team won the Big Game, lads...>I certainly do...
i tried two handed fapping todaynot as fun as it looks
>>142099728>OF COURSE, THE DUCK'S JERSEY SHOULD HAVE THE LOGO ON IT, WHO CARES IF HIS HEAD IS THE LOGO
>>142099808He had night shift at the peat farm
>>142099999don't reply to him retardChecked though
>>142099999>>142099999>>142099999>>142099999>>142099999>>142099999
>>142099999Absolutely wasted... fucking hate fins so much
>>142099784I might be autistic for team branding and mascots but I doubt actual professional hockey players will come out and say "Oh boy that Ducks rebranding is really gonna make me want to sign there!"
>>142100000
>>142100105>Mad>At peat
>>142099951Try getting a girl to do it for you, feels much better and they're impressed by a two hander
>>142100123You might be retarded. He's saying the money spent on rebranding/marketing is not coming out of the money used on players because those are two separate budgets for every team. This new color scheme won't be the difference between the Ducks extending their free agents they want to keep and letting them walk.
>>142098446>flyers, but worse
>>142100154thats why i did it, the lady at the massage parlor did it to me and it was awesome, but i couldnt replicate it because my hands are too big. i guess i gotta go back :(
>>142099808I thought he was deadYou think he came back to life?
Sergei "Warrior for Christ" Bobrovsky
>>142100326wrong and better
>>142100311lmao thanks bro yeah basically
>>142100392HE HAS TO PAY FOR ITAAHAHAHAHAHAA
>arguing with a retard >>142100408I tell you what, I sure ain't fixing to find out... I reckon... >rectum?? Maybe it killed him after all...
>>142100392those fuckers are expecting to much. wemt back for the first time in a while and bitch tried to get a hundred for a handy. i told het 60 cash was all i had on me and she still took it.
How beloved are the Los Angeles Kings when compared to LA's other sports teams?
>>142100071Kys
>>142100461you dont pay her for it. you pay her to go away after
>>142100560Good post
>>142100551I imagine that the Dodgers and the Lakers are the only teams most LA residents care about
>>142098446It's shit
>>142100551one of two LA Celebrity NHL Teams, so inner-city rivalry on steroids
>>142100668he's an Angels fan he should be a Ducks fan too
>>142100551Lakers and Doyers are always first and second among all LA teams, but the order changes depending on who is doing better so right now it's Doyers #1. Rams, Kangs and USC are all reliant on winning for fan support. People still forget the Chargers are in LA.
>>142100539inflation, amirite? no but thats way too much, unless she was super hot and naked $60 is the right amount
>>142100551
>>142100551>Go to a sports game in LA>have to see this
>>142100747why do men make this face, like actuallyI was at my moms on mother's day and we looked through old photo albums and neither me or my brother made a face in any way resembling this in any photo
>>142098446Gay
How beloved are the Blackhawks when compared to Chicago's other sports teams?
also, when Is Wil Ferrel gonna write, produce, direct, and star in an ice hockey comedy, something related R and co-starring John C Reilley >knowing what an auteur he is he'll likely wanna do it all in Quebecois French
>>142100856if seeing people happy makes you upset, i think YOU have the problem
>>142100902they're a little forced
SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP
How hated are the Edmonton Oilers when compared to Edmonton's other sports teams?
>>142100902back in their dynasty days everyone joked that they had no fans until 2009
>>142100856I understand making that face when you're out of your mind excited about something like watching your team win a cup or winning the lottery but this just seems like an NPC pretending to be a happy human no one should be making a face that often over mundane stuff like that, he's not even getting married or anything
>>142100902Bears town without question
>>142100951I imagine the Bears are Chicago's most beloved sports team
>>142100902it's been so long since the Bulls weren't a fucking joke>I miss watching Jordan play
Football is always #1.
>>142101034I've never met a Bears fan who wasn't a begrudging Cubbies fan
>>142098446It would look better with black shorts.
>>142101139unlike my islanders
>>142101191That would be a ripoff of the Flyers
>>1421009021)Bears (NFL)2)Cubs (MLB)3)Bulls (NBA)4)White Sox (MLB)5)Sky (WNBA)6)Blackhawks (NHL)
>>142101191i think they should have went orange and like a forrest green similar to a mallard duck
>>142101255based on where their stadiums are located, whites support the cubs and blacks support the white sox, right?
>>142101165I'm a Bears fan and a White Sox fan
only brown people like the white sox
>>142101340well, I'll be dipped...
>>142101369Cope my town used to be huWhite until I moved away because of the blacks still a Sox fan
>>142099808Wasn't that a hurricanes fan?
>>142099808wasn't he a canes fan?
I'm not sure if the Hurricanes are the most beloved pro sports team in North Carolina but they do have a championship unlike the Panthers and Hornets
For me, it's the Sexual Abusehawks of Chicago
>>142101399Possibly>>142101400Perhaps
>>142101399>>142101400bots
>>142099808Is that Terry Davis?
>>142101438>>142101450
I hate the summer. How can people willingly like all this heat and bugs
>>142099808
Stop replying to him you idiots
4 17 22
>>142101573>WAAAAAAAAH>WAAAAAAH
>>142101411for me, it's writing a stern letter to Greg Sankey EVERY YEAR belittling him for being too much of a COWARD to schedule the University of South Carolina Gamecocks and Oregon State University Beavers in a regular season game and challenging him to NEVER get involved if they make the playoffs >they'll never make the playoffs, but still... it's the principle of it..
Buffalel has to pay Okposo's 500k cup bonus kek (Florida will only get the cap overage penalty)
When do you think the Buffalo Sabres will return to the playoffs?
>>142098446This image and the accompanying video were embarrassing. Especially after they were swooped by LA, which didn't nearly hype things up as much, and their release video was short, clean, and cool.
>>142099808Imagine going to a game paying $500 dollars for your garyseat, $20 for your gary beer and $30 dollars for a garydog (bun not included)Just to fall asleep.
36 23 36>I want lots of pretty chicks
>>142101592Is that how you sounded on that chilly Easter evening?
>>142098446quack quack
>>142099517>>142099617>>142100924>>142101125>>142101621kys
>>142101652After they get rid of Skinner
>>142101668Raped
>>142101671
>>142101687QUACK QUACK?
>>142101697I imagine the Red Wings will return to the playoffs before they do
>>142101667>in multiple OTsounds cozy
it would be kinda funny and based if rapey was like 16 and underage ban evading but he's actually 48
>>142101843You seriously have an unhealthy obsession with that guy
>Darren Dreger: "Our understanding is that Ken Holland will not be back with the Oilers. His contract expires - perhaps he wants to move on with new challenges or into retirement."
>Scottie Upshall: Source telling me that Ken Holland could be on his way to the Chicago Blackhawks. Position to be determined.
>>142100966>dynastyRetard
>>142101975Sad
>Jets>Predators>CapitalsI swear to god that I have never seen a fan of any of these teams post here. Have you?
grown man named Scottie
>>142101917>signs nurse to an 8 year deal>signs jack campbell>but also drafts broberg and holloway 2 great players for the playoffs this yearMixed feelings on this honestly
>>142102044yeah
>>142102044>he's uninformed on smashville>plenty of jets and capitals fans posted in the playoffs tooThis your first time here?
>>142102044>gifSeriously was expecting the yotes symbol to fade away or something. Instead nothing happened.
I wonder when the Utah team will make their first appearance in the playoffs
>>142100551I'm gonna guess they get a surprising amount of Mexicans buying merch for the Raiders colors.
>>142102189retard
Thank you Gary
>>142102044For how famous Ovi is, it's strange that there are so few caps fans
>>142102239>two Steelhead teamswhat are we the fucking Roughriders??
Now that the kitties have won the cup, predict which team will be crossed off the list next
>>142102382Retards
>>142102239>missasauga troutseriously? You have all the time in the world to think up an intimidating and cool team name that will instill fear in your opponentand you got with TROUT?
>>142102382None of the other teams are even close to competing in a conference final
>>142102382My Nuckies are taking it next year :)Would have been this year if not for the freak injury to our starter and boeser going down at the very end
>>142102382I fixerd it for you
>>142102445Just like my islanders
>>142102413>>142102413yeah, what a silly name...
>>142102413Trout are vicious
Hockey Hall of Fame are anti-gay but pro- communism.
>>142102481and also delicious
My favourite holiday is easter
>>142102451change the Coyote to the State of Utah
>>14210262421... oof
>>142102564
Why the FUCK is shea weber in the hall of fame?? It isnt the hall of very good is it?
>>142102382arizona since they're already gone
>>142102382>>142102451Fixedd
>>142102740They should induct people every 4 years with the same number of ballots
It was the abdominal injury.
that hot girl from the sum 41 video is probably 47 years old and walled now
>>142102816Mothefucker played with an abdominal injury and nearly broke Gretzky. Insane.
>>142102681Nicevery good page setting>>142102800not as good as the first one>I mean, are you saving that spot? for who?
>>142102841Atlanta Trashers
>>142102816>likelySo it was nothing then.
>>142102860just right of the Canucks, lad, >if you'll recall, Hotlanta moved
>>142102820she has been walled for multiple decades now.
The Detroit Red Wings raised some eyebrows on Tuesday after completely a pair of trades, one of which led to defenceman Jon Walman shipped off to San Jose along with the second-round pick as part of a salary dump. The Wings have a lot of cap space to play with and have many irons in the fire. Whispers across the NHL suggest a move for John Gibson could be in play, while others believe Detroit has something large cooking.Jake Guentzel is also on Detroit’s radar, but so are several other clubs. Los Angeles is believed to be aggressively interest in Guentzel, as well.Toronto is in talks with pending restricted free agent Timothy Liljegren on a new contract. While that takes place, I’m also told he remains available for trade. Does a new deal make him easier to move?As the Winnipeg Jets continue to engage in trade talks involving Nikolaj Ehlers and Rutger McGroarty, some teams continue to poke around on Cole Perfetti. The Jets don’t have much of an appetite to move him, but that hasn’t stopped the calls from coming in.Sean Walker will be coveted in free agency, as several teams are interested in signing him. Nashville, Edmonton, San Jose, Utah, Calgary and New Jersey are some of the teams to keep tabs on.Speaking of the Predators, GM Barry Trotz is very interested in upgrading his blueline. He’s got a few irons in the fire, aside from trying to add a top-six scorer, and could add multiple defencemen in the coming week.The NHL’s first buyout window opens tomorrow. Expect to see some activity on Thursday.Nothing new to report on Tampa Bay and captain Steven Stamkos. Both sides are being tight-lipped, aside from saying they want the relationship to continue.Adam Henrique is expected to hit free agency and after his playoff performance, his value has certainly been given a solid boost. He’s unlikely to re-sign with the Oilers and will attractive plenty of interest July 1.
>>142102800Fixededed
>>142102382Canucks prob
>>142102958i like this one cause it's more squat then the rest
>>142102921that's why I'm sad
>>142102382Unironically the team formally know as the Coyotes
>>142103095Vegas proved that an inaugural season is no barrier to Post Season success, and I'm not even sure if that is the first time we've seen that in this league >Denver? that counts, right?
>>142102936>As the Winnipeg Jets continue to engage in trade talks involving Nikolaj Ehlers and Rutger McGroarty, some teams continue to poke around on Cole Perfetti. The Jets don’t have much of an appetite to move him, but that hasn’t stopped the calls from coming in.The Jets are run by a retard.>Adam Henrique is expected to hit free agency and after his playoff performance, his value has certainly been given a solid boost. He’s unlikely to re-sign with the Oilers and will attractive plenty of interest July 1.Always funny when Canacuck media ruin the options for Canacuck teams by giving players a reputation they haven't earned on the ice. Adam Henrique was ok. Nothing more. At his age, he should be paid less than he has, not more.
>>142103207kys
>>142103222>>142103222No>>142103222>>142103222>>142103222>>142103222
I don't enjoy the thread when rapey is active and for this reason: I'm out
>>142103322lies, nothing but lies and also lies
>>142102239wrong
>so, is this "tbg" in the room with us right now?
>>142103372>the Sunblet Ruse
>>142103372Holy based
>>142102489
>>142100040This is such a cope. You couldn't win as a player.
>>142102382kraken
>>142103382What should we call the tbg obsessed guy?It's probably about time we name him.
>>142103372>an albuquerque team
>>142103463His name is Stephen
>>142102382Kraken and Utah Utahs. Gary's greater design.
>>142103463the Raped Bitch Poster >RPB
>>142103487I thought that was someone else.. we seriously need to start a chart.
>>142103476Albuquerque meth mites.
>>142103372there we go
>>142103511Wait..... what does TBG stand for then?
>>142102936Who is this, Seravelli? I recognize his horrible, non-edited writing.
>>142103534are we going to blot out that part of Canada, cause that's a great idea
>>142103372This seems kino because of the new teams but where does McDavid get reassigned to, Vancouver?
>>142103534IT'S PERFECTThe only Canadian team will be the normal one with the normal fans that have normal riots when they lose to American teams.Based.
>>142103572Theodore Blinkingsky Guyovich
>>142103582that's the riots after the mexico city canadiens win the cup their first season
>the past 5 seasons has had a Florida team in the Finals>theyve won 3 of emThe real state of hockey
>>142102816>that likely>he's believed to beIf it was true why not use definitive terminology instead of these pussy-foot words?
>>142103648Oh god, we're gonna have to start keeping "you people" on the other side of the St Lawrence, are we?>someone shoop this into a Hasb jersey, stat..
Ah yes its raped faggot hours.
>>142102816Makes you wonder how much of this was self-inflictedLike how much less likely would they be to have these injuries (or at least to this extent) by the final, if they didn't force them to play 25+ minutes a night
kys
>>142103611He is absolutely not allowed to stay in Canadia or the Westoid Conference.Floams >>> IdahoJest >>> PortlandEdmongolia >>> OrlandoSnes >>> JacksonvilleBuffalose >>> CharlotteCobumble >>> San AntonioArizona, Atlanta, Houston, Austin, New Mexico, and San Diego get expansion teams.
>>142103735>>142103758
>>142103637
Sad
sergei berezin just died
>the Boise Flames
>>142102816;)
>>142103763Alright guess I'd be a Solar Bears fan then
>>142102816You should never disclose these things, makes you look pathetic even if true
>the Oilando Oiler Bears
>Pierre LeBrun believes that the team who has jumped to the front of the line on Martin Necas and may have a first-round pick on the table in a potential deal.>The Buffalo Sabres.Why does Buffalo think the solution is Necas when this is a bigger, more obviously glaring issue?
>>142103790>>142103808never heard of him but 53 is way too young
>>142103880Sad
>>142103867Connor needs new management He should hire Justin Bieber's guy, that guy must be good with hubris... amongst other things
Connor McDavid is NOT a fucking Champion, there I said itI feel cleansed...
>>142104052>be McGaykid>never win a CupHaha
Jake DeBrusk a target for LA and...god damnit, the flames and Red Wings.
>>142104052Auston Matthews is NOT a fucking Champion, there I said itI feel cleansed...
>>142103927But Justin Bieber is in financial troubles.
>>142104298just like my evander kane
why is tsn so cringe? they literally couldnt stop sucking oilers and mcdavid cock during the finals
more like Sergei Buryzin
>>142104240he may have a shot if he ditched Team Blue for Team Utah Hockey Club>in fact, they could win in Year 1 with Austin, I'm certain of it... >>142104298My god... >Axl Rose of his Genration
>>142103534Hmmm still too many Canadian teams, make one of them the Seals
>>142104331This is why we still are at>1993
>>142104331>why is a canadian sports network rooting for the canadian teamthis is like asking why espn roots for the knicks when they're stationed in new york
>>142104372Minneapolis, new Northstars
>>142104409>this is like asking why espn roots for the knicks...
>>142104409>this is like asking why espn roots for the knicks when they're stationed in new yorkBiggest fucking lie ever
they root for China and dry liberal pussies
>12 764 videos on main channel>1371 videos on secondary channeland 99% of them are boring as shit
>>142104434no one was talking about lebron after his round 1 loss lmao it was all "knicks stomp the pacers brunson is the next big thing in new york they'll play the celtics in the ecf"Please, sports networks have their favorites and it's undeniable
>>142104480and clearly, ESPN loves the NBA, no argument there
>>142104477needs an administrative assistant >Shannon, how do feel about unpaid interns?...
>>142104477so still about 140 good videos? that aint too bad I dont think
>>142101499Because women wear less clothing.
>>142104480all media optimizes towards what gets numbers
>>142104579https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KTIiwAAX8gsthis is one of the good ones
>le read words off a whiteboard man
>>142104477still more insightful and informative that 90% of "professional" sports ""analysts""
>>142104477>oilers offseason video 40k views in 1 day>panthers offseason video 27k views in 1 dayI'm glad he exposed the Panthers plastic fanbase
>>142104477I just listen to Shannon read the stats while gaming. He's just okay and has a voice I tolerate which makes him better than 99% of other hockey related content online.
>>142104707i'm a larryCHAD
>>142104477What does Yvonne do?
I don't listen to that fat retard, hopefully he expires and they play la bamba.
>bamba, bamba
Thicker outlines doesnt mean a better logo
>>142104696kek
>>142104844She feeds the cats
>>142104911>take out the little orange thing>the logo becomes even worseffs
>>142103880The Buffalo Sabres ecosystem has to be the most delusional in all of hockey. They're gonna buy out Skinner and throw $7m at a ~55 point winger.Buffalosers will blame everything: the owner, the General Manager's lack of creativity, the coaching, the lockerroom, etc..But they for some reason refuse to acknowledge that their players just aren't that good.
>>142104911it says thinner
>>142104901Wow McDavid really let that kid die for nothing.
>>142104696HOLY BASED
/hoc/ mock1. Celebrini2. Demidov3. Silayev4. Lindstrom5. Levshunov6. Buium7. Yakemchuk8. Sennecke9. Iginla10. Parekh
>>142104911>lets make the logo worse>Why?>Hmmmmm.. why not?>OKAY!!
>>142104998>But they for some reason refuse to acknowledge that their players just aren't that good.They have good players, they just manage like dogshit. Sam Reinhart, Brandon Montour, and Evan Rodrigues all were poorly developed by them. They wasted the best times for Eichel and RoR. They just dont get the right coaching, period. For the youngest team in the NHL, why hire Lindyr Ruff? The fuck is their management doing anyways?
>>142104477Cope
>>142098446The gold just looks weird on the crest and the numbers.
>>142105049Sad
2 days until the draftwhere are all the trades we've had like 2
>>142105113Agreed
>>142105076It's crazy how much talent has passed through the organization over the last decade and they have nothing to show for it
>>142105249Its crazier knowing that they've missed the playoffs 13 straight years, and last year was the closest they've came to the playoffs.
>>142104696>red team winsNO WAY
Im watching a documentary about operation Barbarossa
>>142105236Retard
>1993my sides
There a literally no panthers fans (on /hoc/)?
>>142105624are
>>142105624>>142105655
Who will draft Ivan Demidov?
>>142105370For me, it's Operation Citadel and then Operation Bagration. That was the point of no return for the Nazi's and then the next 2 years were just a slow moving car crash. Kind of like McDavid's tenure with the Oilers.
>league sources suggest #njdevilspotentially willing to part with No. 10 overall pick to #Canes as part of a deal for Martin Necas.
>>142105076When Reinhart left Buffalo, the fans said he was a 1C. In reality, he's incapable at center. He's a first line winger who now has one season of elite play. Montour and Rodrigues are role players, they're not whom I'm talking about.Buffalose fans seriously think/thought:- Eichel was a top 10 center- Reinhart was a true 1C- Olofsson was gonna become an elite sniper- Dahlin is a top 5-10 defenseman- Power is a top pair guy with elite upside- Thompson is a top 10-15 center- Sammuelsson is one of the best defensive dmen in the leagueThen they turn around and shit on a guy like Okposo for being a shitty captain when it took him a month before being absolutely loved by Maurice and the Panthers.They suck at evaluating hockey.
>>142105770My Debbie’s (:
Where's the Bears/Sox fan at?Doyers are visiting Comiskey and it's the Free Game of the Day>so all my poor friends can join in the fun
Flames win the cup in 2030
>>142105833I'm proud to say i have no idea what sport that is or where they are located
>>142105624 incorrect
>>142105877that's hilarious
>>142105833oh hey that's me I hate everything about your existence and I'm glad you were raped
>>142105935whatever, are you going to watch your team? or is baseball too tame for a Wild One like you??
Wish me luck numales
>>142106010good luck
>>142105987no in fact I'm leaving the thread entirely because I hate your entire existence
>>142106092You'll be missed, I assume
>>142105770Seems kinda weird from the Debbies side, I think their forward group looks kinda okay as is.
>1993
is necas pronounced exactly like I think it is
>>142106181I saynay-chess
>knee cause >>142106181No, I can still hear it...
>>142106181Farty neychess
>YOU WATCH ME RISE I'LL SEE YOU DIE
>>142106181Ne-cus
>Necazizzle
>>142106178Its his turn next
>>142098446this is so retarded it should be a canadian team that never wins jersey
>>142104911The original one is so much better
>>142106181I looked it up and realized that once again the Burgers have just completely made up how to pronounce the name.
hahahahahhahahahahah welcome to utah leon draisaitl!
>>142106405remember when rantanen said that he expects to get traded cause colorado is going after the big fish...
Canadahonestly why do you all hate winning?it's your sport
Business idea: annex Canada. Once they are on the US dollar, maybe then the will finally win a stan lee again.
>>142106375I just wish they had made it an Alternate or something>and as a Detroit fan I find changes to original uniforms tiresome and in some cases sacrilege BUSINESS IDEA:Every team makes a uniform using two colors on their palette and a simple stripe pattern >unless they already have that going for them
>>142105624not true though
Wait a second. Does hockey belong in the desert or not? I'm getting mixed messages here
>>142106010>tornadoesflyover moment
Utah HC captain Leon Draisaitl
>>142106535>and as a Detroit fan
>>142106568Hockey belongs in Deseret
>>142106571Retard
Someone broke into my house and ate everything in my fridge again
>>142106467well he's a smart europeanlucky for him he had a literal nazi as a captain to keep him in line
>>142106469Anon... I don't even think that Canadians are smart enough to know what sport you are talking about
Why are barbed wire bicep tattoos so girly and feminine?
>>142106535>example, Seattle >>142106711I hate that I giggled at this, damn you
>>142106709retard forgot the image, and also that no one cares
Uhhhhhhhhh vegasbros your response?
>>142106375the original logo yes
>>142106802KWAB
>raped bitch forgot the image in his post and shamefully deleted itHow will he live this down? This is almost as embarrassing as April 17, 2022
>>142106760Oh hey, it's this gay retard again
>>142105681It should be the HabsIt will probably be the Jackets instead. Fuck you Columbus
>>142106467was there ever a source posted for that, cause i just saw a finn referencing "finnish media"
>>142104844helps out with the magnets
>>142106902vaxxed
>Ilya Mikheyev hasn’t formally agreed to waive his no-trade clause yet to go to #Blackhawks, but provided he does, teams have agreement in place on a trade:>To #Blackhawks: Ilya Mikheyev, 2nd Rd Pick, pending UFA Sam Lafferty>To #Canucks: 4th Rd Pick
>>142106923Reminds me of a certain unfunny raped spammer who told hoc to get the clotshot
>>142106808Fixed it. BEAUTIFUL
>>142106802Buoy would never
>>142106842>retard is retarded and does retarded things its a shocker that this happened bros
>>142106973>Bizarro Anaheim
Scorch is gritty but better. Flames should bring him back, would be a total victory
Woodcroft bros, we're going from femboys and shotacon to NTR
How is it possible to recover from forgetting to include the image and then having to shamefully and embarrassingly delete it and repost it? It's just not possible and the scars of this mistake will not fade with the passage of time
>>142106802Theo Von really became a mascot fucker based
>>142106989buoy got rekt during the winter classic
Got caught pulling my goalie today. Feels bad man
>>142107039What the fuck is #HockeyX
>>142107124he got rekt like you got rekt on that chilly easter evening
I’m a tampa bay fan
>>142107039This guy looks like a skinwalker
>>142107145anon, i'm a krakhead, i don't know the origin of this meme
>>142107131
>>142107202sorry
>>142107133Hockey on X probably. X rebranding is some real stupid shit from Elon. Usually Elon is good with his big decisions but X is such a massive blunder.
/Hersch/
>>142107202Nigga you can't complain if your team has won a championship in the past 5 years and the Tampons have won two (2!).
>>142107208Naw, he’s just an enormous faggot. Actual fags look like that.
>>142107202Nobody feels bad for you. Rot in a ditch.
Getting rumblings and whispers
>>>/out/>>>/out/>>>/out/>>>/out/
>>142107202jesus christ shut the fuck up
>>142107202Fuck off you won 2 covid mickey mouse rings
>>142107265He tried to get paypal to change its name to X twenty years ago. Dude is permanently 12
>Spamming 4/10s every day on a japanese cartoon board
>>142107289I forgot the Oilers fired this guy at the start of the season lel
>>142107266>>142107306april 17 2022
>>142107261Thanks bud I'll keep that in mind for next time
>>142107265>Usually Elon is good with his big decisionsNo, he's not, he's shits the bed consistently
>>142107242dude literally noone knows whats up with the easter thing
Flames bros I’m back from my 3 day vacation. We won… we fucking won now we can chill in peace and celebrate tiji
>>142107306>he's outhahah
>>142107384>no one knows the 2 year old memeHow new are you? Be honest
>>142107261The same Tony Robbins as 1993.
>>142107384Not true. Most of us are /hoc/ historians. >>142107392We're not getting Tij
>>142107339oh shit, that’s right. kek
>>142107392did you make fun of bitchboy or something?
Iginla will be taken by Seattle
Is Jelqing goated if you're standing on business or is it Ohio sus skibidi vibes?
>>142107392Where did you go flamesbro?
What the fuck kind of name is tiji
>>142107289https://youtu.be/antvn7q2WxU
Waiting for trades
>>142106299the problem is Gretzky and Crosby are both winners whereas mcmeme plays great right up until it counts
>>142107501The name of a mutt zoomer nog
For me? Its POWER TRIPhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FOWf8uqGf8A
>>142107379Yeah you would have a midwit opinion on him wouldnt you. Don't reply to me.
I'm not listening to your gay ass song you mongoloid
>>142107610this
>>142107532Very appropriate gifalso, Marner is trending on X
>>142107339Would he have his name on the Stanleyb Owl if the Oilers won it?
>>142107592This song sucks never post music here again.
>>142107384Anon it's not that hard to look up Joe Pavelski scored 4 goals on you on Easter 2 years ago in the playoffs to send it to OT
>>142107560>>142107560>>142107560>>142107560
>>142106989>>142107124
Post some Hindi songs ya mook
>>142107646Hmmm sounds about right I am about to shit myself. >>142107659He has a ring already, doubt he cares.
>>142107707>mook
>>142107714>won a ring as the video editor kek
>>142107679OOOHHH haha. Nice. Fuckin love PavelskiYeah I kept wondering. Fucking Canadians just skirt around the issue whenever you ask (I don't think they actually knew either)
Wait I just found Canada's National Anthemhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KtGFByAJRQQ
>>142107777stupid newfag retard thats not what it is
>>142103790>>142103808Vax status?
>>142107825>no proofYeah okay maybe on planet retard
>>142107039Now when I see someone go to bat for a gay guy I assume he's comprised thanks to Diddy
I'm not clicking any of these videos. Fuck off
>>142107872April 17 2022/Chilly Easter Evening was a day when the notorious Governor of Stink Island set out westward to the state of Idaho to rape the Raped Bitch. And now you know why the fat retard spammer you see in this thread is called raped bitch
>>142107777Fucking retard
>>142107825>>142107983See they don't actually know either. It's just some random shit they say. kekI'm having trouble placing the intelligence of the average Canadian. Is it above or below huehue posters? >>142107964
>>142108072tranny tantrum lol
>>142108072Everyone in the screencap should be executed
>>142108108>gets exposed as a newfag>gets it spelled out>lel like it dont even make sense!Go back to twitter faggot if you can't parse simple information
wtf is with you guys today?
>>142108206So it's really this? >>142107983
Sounds like trading into the top eight of the NHL Draft is posing to be difficult, according to several sources.Prices appear far too steep at the moment for interested parties.
>>142107384did you show up in game 7
I just don't buy the Stink Island story. I mean is that really even a real place?Plus that story doesn't really seem to have any significance.I'll believe the >>142107679 Pavs story though. 4 goals sounds impressive.
>>142108346not funny
>>142108108you're a newfag yourself I can tell by the amount of shit you repost trying to fit in
>>142108282It's a pretty deep draft class, especially for D. Not surprising the teams at the top aren't eager to trade down.
>>142108374I've been trying to figure this out also..Are there really Americans that cuck for Canadians here?/hoc/ is fuckin wild. But thats just sad.
>>142108418Easter's coming and so is the Gov
>>142108387Y’all be finna saying that the draft be bad now y’all capping for real saying it be deep and shit
>>142108461It's a peninsula
>>142108482Speak like a man, not a broccoli zoomer faggot
>>142108346shut up
>>142108482Allah huakbarashaduanlahillah illallahthere i spoke canadian
imagine letting a weeb label you as a raped bitch for the rest of your life. guarantee the moron looks in the mirror and hears the words thats why he gets so pissy about it
>>142108517Kek got the Canadians so upset
>>142108482Say less. So like, my dude hit me up with the deets and I’m just tryna vibe, you feel me? Like, we out here tryna catch these good times, no cap. It’s mad lit and I’m here for it, fr fr. Deadass, we finna make some wild memories, on God.
>Follow up: Sense I’ve gotten from League sources is they want things to cool down in AZ before pursuing new ownership prospects. And the key will be having an appropriate and legitimate arena plan in place first.
>>142104477i like his current series covering every nhl season
who is the zach edey of the nhl
Why didn't the Kitties get Big Joe a cupWtf
>>142108582You're just a faggot
Dangle was making fun of the flames for trading their good players away.
>>142108580He reports people too. Chambers reports people as well, its the true signifier of a low IQ individual.
shannon said the canucks basically won a cup because luongo and oliver ekman larsson were on the team
>>142108768Like anyone with a brain would do
>>142108786He's also a retired military veteran in his late 40s
>>142108768Like any Toronto retard they have 0 idea of the context, and it was Treliving that did it, Torontos current GM. Guy is the poster child for retard industry plant. If you actually give that guy legitimate attention you should consider killing yourself.
>>142108851Then you all should be treating him with respect. He’s done more in his life then the majority of /hoc/ posters.
>Part of former Arizona Coyotes owner Alex Meruelo's stepping away from the franchise includes him relinquishing the brand rights of the franchise to the National Hockey League, per Front Office Sports.>These were some of the items Meruelo retained when the Coyotes were sold to a new ownership in April that has since moved the Coyotes to Salt Lake City.>Meruelo is expected to return the team’s marks, logo, name, and rights to the Phoenix area to the NHL.>PHNX Sports’ Craig Morgan first reported on Monday evening that Meruelo was ending his chase at potentially bringing the Coyotes back to the Valley in a new franchise. He reached an agreement with NHL Commissioner Gary Bettman that if the Coyotes built a new arena within five years, an expansion franchise would follow.
Vancouver just revoked the membership of a bunch of season ticket holders for reselling tickets
>Word is there's another team involved in trade discussions with the #canucks on Ilya Mikheyev that is also on his no-trade list. >He may have a decision to make here.
>>142108880He worked in the mess hall and was medically retired delivering a breakfast burrito He's blogged all of this by the way
>>142108880no, zogbots get no respecthttps://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bonus_Army
>>142108897Not to be a uh disability rights advocate for evil billionaire alex meruelo but from his behavior and from that press conference I honestly think he's autistic
>>142108851Literally Bill from King of the Hill.
>>142109000at least bill is funny
I found out some real good news: I like tits which means I’m not gay!
>>142108980Barring a legally mandated physical, this is the closest any of us will ever get to confirmation
>>142108880do you think gary salutes him for protecting his homeland?
Who's most likely to get into the hall of fame from these?MogilnyZetterbergTheo Fleury Brind AmourButch GoringPat VerbeekPatrik EliasCurtis JosephMarleauPekka RinneDoug Weight Keith Tkachuk Brian Bellows Brad RichardsSteve LarmerClaude Lemieux
>>142109042Do you like the scent of a musky vagina?
>>142109000At least Bill is funny and draws
>>142109076wtf
>>142109064TkachukBrindamor
Just woke up from a coma I fell into after game 6>Tkachoke
>>142108730Lil manlet bit more than he could chew there
>>142105624I'm a Panthers fan
>>142109064Mogilny should have been in ages agoElias deserves it
>>142109110Yea... you're a faggot lmao. Filtered fast. Its so easy to figure out whos a faggot
Tkachuk gave flames fans a shoutout after he spat in their face by refusing to play for them.
>>142108897Why is this even still a story? They already played the confirmed last game in Arizona. What are they reporting about, who gets the rights to the concessions workers?Did I miss something? Did the owner give them false hope at the last second he wouldn't move the team to Utah?
>>142109193obsessed
>>142109193He shouted out flamesCHADS before kitty fans.
>>142108730No shorks retard will ever win the cup
>>142109064Big Walt was based on the ice, something you can't say for these softpusies these days, so I pick him.
>fewer Canadians by proxy because the curse continues, unfortunately >Fewer Arizonians because the team packed up and fucked off for SLC>fewer posters overall cause it's off-seasonwhy are there so many people in here????>raise your hand if you don't know where you are, lads...
Flames mentioned btw
>>142109234Oilers will be back bitch. Panthers lost too.
>>142109298I thought I was in the 72oz steak /ck/ thread
>>142109210Tl;dr is Alex Merluo owns the Arizona Coyotes an NHL team with no players, coaches, stadium etc. if he is able to build a new stadium in 5 years or something he still has a NHL team.
>>142109193Tkachuk asked for an 8 year extension but was denied by Treliving and only given a bridge deal. The money they were going to give to Johnny. Treliving fucked it all up himself. You know nothing. You shouldn't even speak about stuff you have no context over.
>>142109332don't reply to him retard
The Florida fans were so much better looking than those goblins in Edmonton
>>142109064ZetterbergMarleauTkachuk
Tampa Bay vs Montreal is NOT a cup final
>>142109298raped faggot leave /hoc/ forever everyone literally hates you
>>142109210the organization was moved to new owners in salt lake but meruelo retained ownership of the "arizona coyotes" and would be allowed to build a new team called the "arizona coyotes" if he could get a proper arena built within five yearshis failure to properly file paperwork for the land auction almost certainly closes the window on his ability to do that
Flames are rebuilding while oilers are purenial cup contenders.
>>142109362thanks I won't do it again>>142109298
>>142109418Finally a good post
>>142109418im beginning to hate you autist
Starting to miss the days of Kippers being here
>>142109418This is a good post
>>142109444is rapey your boyfriend? does it make you feel bad when he's bullied?
trb suffers from PTSD from his time in the service. they made him clean toilets with a toothbrush and still has violent flashbacks. a janny then, a janny now, like pottery
>>142109210minor administrative detail, and before you ask AGAIN because it's OFF SEASONcan't rummage through Gary's panties drawer... >>142109332I'm on a faux Wagyu tear recently, there's a butcher and cattle yard about an hour from me, up the mountain a spell... good eating
>>142109418_/ _/ _/ _/
>>142109395Cope the bolts basically had a dynasty
>>142109469You just miss his bussy
they should hold an auction for the arizona coyotes intellectual property rights i want them
>>142109507No i just dont like coming into the thread and 1/3 of the posts are talking about some alleged personality
>>142109565Classic bud post
>>142109565>alleged
>>142109565Personally I find it hilarious. Who cares if an attention whore gets btfo
>>142109578shouldnt you be telling me to unlock it too?
>>142109560Gary owns them now, I'm sure he has a disposition for them already>He'll place them under his pillow so he can cry himself to sleep every night, that's what
THIS MAN will die in office... same as the Pope -_-
Lock it bud
is bud stephen? i cant keep up with the names this shits getting out of hand
>>142105624me>>142103534Orlando Solarblades and Jacksonville Icemen have 0 cups combined while the Florida Everblades have 4 (most of any ECHL team) including just finishing a 3peat where they beat Jacksonville in the playoffs each of those three years
>>142098446>>142109712>>142109712>>142109712new one in the oven
>>142109679bud, stephen, the governor, fartnado, windy, the list goes on
>>142109676not for another 30 years though, thank Yaweh
>>142109695Solarbears and Icemen just look better than the roller skate gator
>>142109560Is Utah starting off 0-0 or do they inherit Arizona's shit?
>>142108699Owen Power
