>>142090896
This is the thread
im thinking Jerry loses in an even more embarrassing way this time
if anyone had reason to precope its pereira with the messed up toe.
For the record, Bo heems Khamzat.
>>142107757it's mandrama but they hit each other a little bit harder b
Is this the thread?
>>142107951Yes it has the official Official Bo Nickal Stan Account endorsement.
Then this is the thread.
>>142106654I don’t think it’s UFC, it’s mostly due to scalpers. It’s impossible to get face value tix unless you’re in the fight club or whatever they call it. Everything sells out in 2 hours then gets marked up 150% and posted on resale sites
>-1600
>>142108272shades of agapova vs that lesbian gorilla
>>142108272My greatest /bet/ shame was telling everyone Maycee -800 vs Roxanne was the freest money of their lives. Never bet a favorite shorter than -400 in MMA
>>142108357who the hell bets -800 fights or even -400?
>>142108357i wouldn't be ashamed of that personally, you can't account for injuries like that
>>142108272>+900
>>142108552>betting on the french
https://youtu.be/36H1yk397yI?si=eYtITo2or2vMCk1I&t=211Payton Talbott heemster confirmed
wow we all out of discussions huh
>heem dead on Conor fight weekLMAO
>>142108272why does the UFC having a gay zoomer make so many people angry?
>>142109094poofc's had gay zoomers for over a decade
>>142109094>twink beats up other twink with bad coaching>suddenly the largest favorite in ufc history despite having fought literally nobody goodits bo niggal all over again
jon jones should be the combat sports goat because being the mma goat outweighs any other possible achievement and he would fold the sissies from any other combat sport in a fight
>>142109255Sharabootin went life and death with a known can then only won because the can gassed purely because he was on less than a week notice. That's just the story of a young prospect
>>142108272that frenchman fuckin sucks, gayton fuckin heems him
>>142108541That’s exactly why you never lay -800 in MMA. Betting $80 to win $10 is never a good bet
>>142109309Surely you can't be serious(ly announcing a report)?
>>142108552>>142108606frog was handpicked to get heemed by Talbott on a big PPV…just like Roxanne was handpicked to get beat by Maycee on the featured prelim of a Conor card
TALBOTT FIGHT WEEK
Jon Jones the GOAT? Yeah, the "Gayest Of All Time" that is.
Jon Jones the GOAT? Yeah, the "Greatest Of All Time" that is.
>>142109344You’ll never talk me out of believing that fight was fixed. Trocoli landed two big right hands early and realized he wasn’t supposed to do that, then fucking stood still for the remaining 11 fight minutes and ate shots
Beating the shit out of and heeming Camron is more impressive than O'Cuckey's can heems. Camron is moderately above can.
>>142108272Unironically only that big of an edit because of Guru.Saaiman was a well nown name because of Guru going gay for the south african, so dominating him made Talbott a god for some.
o'mally has one good win>peter yan
ortega is a bum because he didn't spend the last 2 years beating shitters like emmett or mitchell or allen
is there a PED that muscly niggas can take to prevent lactic acid buildup?
YUGE right hands for sure
>>142109482Best part was Shara not realizing he was fighting a punching bag for a whole ten minutes.
>>142109572Yeah I wasn’t high on Shara before that fight but he was exposed as a meme fighter. Whenever he faces someone who can wrestle he’s going to get subbed in 3 minutes
>>142109420this video proves how shit middleweight issaimann tries to apply time tested and effective dricus techniques(at middleweight) to a weight class where skill actually exists, and gets brutally countered and heemed
>>142109420>gives the enemy a target to the solar plexus why is this gay man so cocky?
watching jiri punch underwater on embedded is cathartic
>>142109617sharta was exposed against bruno silva, if you knew anything about him before his debut you'd have known he was a complete meme
>>142109671No it isn't.
>>142105405 >>142105792 She just needs some sun to get some color in her. That's like 70% of what making her look so bad nowadays. When she's so pale, her skin has this off-putting grey hue that makes her look much older.
>>142109713glovers fat wife is cathartic
grasso looks the same as she always did cameras just got better you poofs
do they not let shara fight outside the middle east cause he looks like a terrorist or because he only has one eye?
I uhI just pist out my asYa
>>142109723sun is bad for your skin
>>142109841
>embedded doesn't color grade their footage>"wow grasso looks gray"idiots
>>142109841Too much sun, yes. A little bit doesn't hurt, especially if you're non-white. Compare how she looked a year ago with her natural brown skin tone, compared to now. Now she has the same skin tone as uncle Fester, kek.
>>142109821Take this kind of shitposting to /brit/. On another note, Phony Spermguzzlerson
>>142109793One eye, he's in the US now and called out kevin holland for july 13th which they seem interested in, just a case of getting him cleared, there are one eyed fighters in the can leagues https://www.tapology.com/fightcenter/fighters/136490-dre-miley
>>142109967one eyed faggot is ducking bo
>>142110080niggal is a once a year fighter, he'd never take a fight on 2 weeks notice
Post your walkout song:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WW5Qt-CpqSA
Why do all so many fags hate on masvidal?>put Till to sleep like nobody had at a time that mattered >rid up the Ben Askren meme in spectacular fashion>whooped Nate Diaz's ass making it look easy>didn't do terrible against his first fight with Usman
>>142110179https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dlz_XHeUUis&pp=ygUNd2hpdGUgZmVycmFyaQ%3D%3D
>>142110144>https://x.com/NoBickal/status/1804607312486649905
There is a noticeable difference in Jiris physique from the first Pereira fight, to the rakic fight, to NOW.
>>142110202idk I thought he was dangerous in his prime. hate this new meme term but he had a violent aura.
look at the floor when you reply to me faggot
>>142110202prob cause he had a Mcgregor reel highlight knockout but did nothing with it other than get slept by usman and lost to colbitch.
>>142110318I look up at my 6 foot ceilings and dictate my posts via voice to text via my computer like an king
>>142110202because he was a random bum that normies overate because he had the most right place right time run of all time.>put Till to sleep like nobody had at a time that matteredWoodley might have not slept Till, but he still obliderated him fast without taking a single hit
>>142110279post it b I'm ready
As if Jiri doesnt call upon dark forces in battle
>>142110427shit bait
>>142108272lol okay I’m still putting money on ghemoonie though a measly 10 dollars will make me a billionaire
smdh
>>142110202Remember when Massivebum gassed out in the first round of a 5 round fight against THE bum nate diaz and had to hump and crotch sniff until a doc stoppage?
>>142110317By the time of his run in 2019 he was 35 years old, 45 fights and 16 years deep into his career, not counting his street brawling days.So most likely past his prime already>but he had a realisation on le reality tv showThe commentary already mentions how he said he wants to push the fight more to not lose close decision during the cowboy fight years prior.Also he lost to bantamweight Raphael Assunção.
>he admits itjiri should not move forward with the fight unless alex agrees to a pre-fight exorcism
https://x.com/Shara_Bullet77/status/1805910068765888701Holland xisters....I don't feel so good....
UFC India would be huge
Jan beat Alex.
>>142110670George literally carried Nate through that fight. I assume he had a bet on it going the distance because he could have finished Nate at any time.
>>142110720He's already confirmed fighting Jared Cannonier next. Hopefully he can switch to Shara to avoid another loss.
why
>>142110670KEK he still cries about crotch sniffing and did this. >>142110741Edwards did way worse to him in the first few rounds and still managed to almost get heemed. Meng was starting to gas from Diaz being an unheemable punching bag. It's just how it goes, sadly.
>>142110887Diaz was gassed almost the entirety of his fight with Leon. He looked like absolute shit and Leon managed to still let him land that retarded slap. George would have just kept tooling on Nate. That doctor saved his reputation, he should thank him every day.
>>142110721is that a real picture lol.
>>142109619185 is the worst weight class. Always was, always will be
>>142109723Nah, it's the shitty Canon cameras they use + fluorescent lights.
Anyone know what race Payton talbot is?
how was this a real fighter and why don't i remember heri guess i never saw her with the glasses
>>142111083american
>>142111106Cazzie faggot burn in hell. Respectfully.
>>142110985True, imagine how bad meng would have taken that shot compared to Leon.
>>142111193thanks for the (you)
>>142111210here have another b
>>142107785Kek
>>142111137What's his problem.
>>142111106you faggots would rather watch these cans, and cans like esparza vs namaqunas than K-1 cans, BRAINDEAD
>>142111237good man thanks b
>>142111281I don't watch either.
Nothing like a lion heart interview before bed.
>>142111106She was a wmma pioneer desu but was maybe the least athletic person to ever be a professional athlete. She had Ben Askren level striking and could only wrestle
>>142111327sweet dreams are made of thee
>>142111309youre a pedo
>>142111083He's a zesty lightskin mulatto. Lightskins and their zestiness has been well documented in the black community.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHLgAIY3DqU
https://youtu.be/_hHXZQMbS2MSMIFF
>>142111361Jon Jones isn’t light skin though what happened to him
ryan garcia was always more of a heemester anyways, sign him dana
>>142111441kek what a gifted athlete
>>142111357Kys.
>>142111361His mom is black and his dad is white. This is a far more zesty combination then the typical mullato.
>>142111669Perfectly explains jones thenHomosexual male rape is unironically the gayest possible thing
garbage future mutts
And with that all 15:00 minutes of the Smiff itinerary is done, total Smiff victory come Saturday night.
I haven’t forgotten how many of you fags boyed jordan leavitt
>>142111083WMBF Mulatto
>>142111106Roxy was a bad bitch
>>142112089Still is b
I feel it in my heart Jiri will land a meme heem
>>142112221she looks like she has the tightest pussy
>>142112340He'll blow out his knee and lose check em
https://x.com/espnmma/status/1806150941185364450?s=46&t=bkbVUMe8pYaLESbWhv8TWQ>UFC 306 will be rebranded to "Riyadh Season Noche UFC" and take place on September 14 at Sphere in Las Vegas, UFC announced on Wednesday.>"Riyadh Season Noche UFC" continues the tradition of big fights on Mexican Independence Day and will be the first sports event at Sphere.This whole thing is retarded
>ladd got cut two years ago
>>142110427>6 foot ceilingsKek
>>142112534>its realholy kek some 1 post the video of his greatness handhold cucking daner
>>142112534The only thing more spherical is gastelums belly
>>142110848He's gonna beat FagVP
>>142112534alhamdulilah this kid is absolutely insane we got a bonus for him inshallah
>>142110179https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yG0oBPtyNb0
>>142112534
>>142112340Alex is very heemable. Everyone is acting like Jiri has no chance and the betting odds are -135/+115 lol
>>142112534Who is going to headline this?
>>142113104The two most spherical fighters
I have now dropped Strickland I repeat I have now un-boyed Strickland.
>>142112984just how rich is this saudi guy
>>142113238unboying is fake nigga behaviorheem thyself alternatively, get you head straight.
>>142112984Turki does this sort of shit with every promoter he works withHe's like Ari but 10x more powerful
Jiri should ask druids to help him
>>142113104goob/chandler or omalley/merab lmao
>>142113258hes merely a servent to the saudi royals
>>142113294Is that gerard depardieu b?
>>142113346Yeah. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vB2fhuYLgJk
Too many people are believing in Jiri, it's giving me the same vibe as Islam vs Dustin. It's just not going to happen, you can't will these things to being
just dropped a strickland in the whitaker
>nooo you cant buff yourself before the fight, thats unfairjireddit is a typical seething magiclet meleecel chud, kwab
you cant say mexican independent and saudi arabia in same sentence brazza
is arman muslim?
>>142113715 nah Christian
>>142113715Armenia is a Christian nation
This explains why Jiri ducked Jan. Suicide rope had him spooked.
wow they really gave the new clark kent zoomer hairhope doctor octopus heems this nigga
>>142113812thats a jewfro
>>142113812
>>142113573Jiri beating Alex is not really that big of an upset but I do think Alex will win. Jiri looks scared and is doubting whether he can get it done.
jiri is clearly shook by pereira but at least hes not challenging him to fight standing levels of shook. if anyone can get it done its jiri.
wow that countdown episode has some of the worst music ive ever heard, women have no place promoting male fights.
I don’t think Jiri is shook at all
>>142113955then how do you explain the shaman cope?
>>142113955bold of you b
>>142113724
>>142113969I don’t think it’s cope, Jiri just believes in that sort of thing
Based on Jiri’s new sparing footage, instead of learning how to check a kick, he’s going to try and counter leg kicks with a jab, which Alex will notice and set him up. Jiri’s my boy but like most Brazilian fighters, he’s held back by his pride
jiri's endurance with strickland defensive skills would be able to beat poatan tbch
>>142114021>instead of learning how to check a kick, he’s going to try and counter leg kicks with a jab,Nigga just lift your fucking leg wtf
>>142114072Tell that to Jiri not me bro
>>142114021>Jiri’s my boy but like most Brazilian fighters, he’s held back by his prideHuh
>>142114063You mean the defense Alex exposed immediately?
mysteries of denisa
>>142114106jiri is a tougher SOB than strickland. jiri can take more shots from alex, but he fights like a wild man and eventually got caught meanwhile strickland fights from a distance but he isn't as durable.
>>142114063>strickland defensive skillsStrickland reached down to parry a body jab he's a retard dudeSeriously, stop watching Joe Rogan. Sean knows how to shoulder roll and has head movement but he's not Mayweather. He's not out there alternating guards and catching shots, he can and has been caught before. Usman isn't even that great of a boxer and he plastered Sean for 3 rounds, and no Sean didn't become a different fighter when he moved to middleweight
let jiri cook
>>142113258What >>142113320 said. He personally is probably the normal kind of rich, but he's the head of sports and tourism for Saudi Arabia so in that capacity he has access to an obscene amount of money from the Saudi government.
>>142114106>>142114139Pereira told Sean how he exploited the holes in his game and helped him tighten up his defence and become better
>>142114095I mean Brazilians like olives who refuse to train out side of their home country or change their coach to learn how to wrestle
>punches got bad intentions
WHY did SHITmaev duck Robert?
>>142110202>Tillhypejob can>ben askrenhypejob can>nate diazcannest of cans>usmenglost against him
>easily subs dickass, shitland, redditker
>>142114198Johnny zombie walker tried that and look what happened.
>>142114231Guram nearly murdered Khamzat in training
TEAM HUMAN SACRIFICES
>>142114247more like >easily ducks THE REAPER by giving himself food poisoning
>>142113812He looks bussin' fr fr no cap. He Clark Kent for the no generation, on god
Jiri will have a moment in this fight it might be enough
>>142114193The only thing he learned from Pereira is how to sit down on his shots. He really hasn't evolved that much at all, he fought Adensanya the same way he fought Abus which is the same way he fought Jack which is also the same way he fought Cannonier. He's a guy with a decent jab who knows the mythical technique of the philly seal, the folds to literally anyone that decides to not move backwards
>>142114266God I wish this reddit faggot gets heemed stiff on saturday then moves up to heavywieght where he gets heemed to a living death
>>142114247If only he could make it through an entire camp without getting AIDs and pulling out
What are all you stupid chuds going to do Saturday? It’s literally the two most reddit fighters according to you.
shut up sneed
>>142114301Why the fuck do these mountain muslims get sick so much?Inbreeding destroying their immune systems?
>>142114305I'm going to go out to the club and pick up two light skin honey drops for an all night threesome
>>142114326aids often result from gay sex
>>142114250A new coach wont undelete your chin, he should have became a wrestler
>>142114326they dont have fruits in dagestan thats why they bruise easily
>>142114340If this gay nigga had aids he wouldn't be allowed to fight in any reputable MMA organization. I now know he DUCKED Bobbert because he knew the hand of god would smite him down for his faggotry.
For me it's Sean consistently managing to lose the late rounds despite his evidently great cardio
>Shawn Dickland
>>142112984Saw a video of this guy where he kept on Anthony Joshua’s knee, isn’t it haram to be gay?
>>142114408Sean has never lost a round past 2.
>>142114329
I hate summer bros.
>>142114266Me first from left.
>Ian garry's 'son' can only speak Portuguese KEKhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YN4e8Z6lQCk
>>142114440Kept his hand*
summmerummmer
>>142114471Why do you hate them?
the turkey sheik is zesty af bruh paying men to touch them inappropriately is not bussin
Most reddit UFC fighters in no particular order>Pereira >Jiri>oliveria>ferguson>adesanya>holloway>whittaker >sandhagen >volkanovski >tuivasa>aspinall>stricklan>dricus>thompson>moreno
Sean is unstoppable when he cares about the optics of a fight
>>142114486cuckado garry being a world title holder would be something. people gave o'mally a pass because he wasn't as annoying other than crying about his first chito fight which he got revenge. cuckado winning the belt would make people go nuclear.
>>142114521>no suga seanYour list is shit, redditfag.
>>142113724How do you go from this to this
most irish are cunts maybe garry would ratherbe brazilian?
>>142114521excellent post
>>142114567To this
>>142114521ADDENDUM:shito veracukado garry
>>142114603That's a fine diamond right there
shes pretty good at dancing this isnt evn tiktok shit
>>142114521add Merab and Suga
>>142111556Fucking lol
Pretty much every fighter is reddit
fighter I don't like? reddit. fighter I do like? doesn't exist.
>>142114646not junior albini
>>142114544Ian doesn't look like he has it in himO'Malley had the UFC machine around him and artificial hype, but when you actually see him fight, he has a clear predator's mentality. There's nothing manufactured and fake about him when he's actually in the cage. With Garry, in his last few fights, it feels like he's been playing it safe and coasting. He doesn't have that same warrior's mentality that O'Malley displayed, he's a point fighter at heart. It just feels like he's waiting for one TKO to send his career into a spiral to me, that's just going off vibes though
Is Islam reddit or 4chan?
>>142114774He’s memri tv
>>142114326Long term steroid use destroys your immune system
>>142114629Gawd dawlg I need to breed Holly Holm.
>>142114486>b-but honey, my Portuguese isn't that good. How will I talk to my s->He's learning the MACHADO MOTHER TONGUE. END OF DISCUSSION>Yes honey...Poor guy
wtf is this shit actually real?apparently Antonio Silva used witch doctor magic to beat Fedor in the past as well. Fedor’s coach also went on record blaming “forbidden psychological technology” for that loss
>>142115088sounds like heavy sarcasm b
>>142114774I'm gonna say reddit
Id call upon the Extreme Sports Gods to help me with sick gnashing for the gnarly heemage, radical stuff dudes.
>>142115123Should I trust a Canadian’s approximation of sarcasm?
I’m not going to watch the fight on the weekend or check the threads on here because watching a boy fight makes me nervous and uncomfortable. I’ll check the result after the event.
>>142114629I'd sex her.
>>142115210really? me too. But im getting blackout drunk for the main event.
>>142115254Based Jirbeast
>>142115254So it's okay when Jiri enlists the help of Monks, but when Alex connects with his ancestral spirits, it's cheating
>>142115318they never wished him good luck dumbass
Reading Meditations finna become stoic like Petr Yan
Should I purchase grey or brown socks?
>>142115332get them black dri-fits nigguh
dri-fits duplessi
You now remember Colby Covington
>>142115344Perhaps.
You now forget about Colby Covington
>>142115210I’ve never wanted someone to win a UFC fight to the point of getting nervous
>>142115332Brown socks are objectively better. Grey is a t-shirt, hoodie, or sometimes boxers color
>>142115382Never.
Just had sex, AMA
>>142115402Did he like it
conor is a nice guy and got hap a present
>>142115402hows your butt hole?
MVP is absolutely going to cook Ian Machado this weekend
>>142115402What's his name?
>>142115386for me its was rory, gsp, conor, and now jiri
>>142115423>smellator bum>only 1 fight in UFC and it's a decisionation vs Hollandgrim
>The shamanic chad vs the purist virgin
>>142115445Decision vs Holland > split vs Neal
>pereira insists on still using shamanic rituals>jiri's corner throws him a katana like its a steel chair and he cuts alex in half at the end of round 2
>>142115455Jiri is not a purist with a sister like that
>>142115471
>>142115487I like Felder on commentary
Don't fall for his tricks Alex
>>142115532painterly
Papa Strickland and Abdulmalap are in up there in heaven, looking down on their sons, reminiscing of the times they entered their rooms late at night drunk on schnapps/kvass
jiribros what do we do after he gets heemed again
Talk me off this ledgeIm too close to the edge
feeling froggy then jump
i heemed cold bo niggal in a backyard party in 2020
Ack.
>>142115683almehfrndsrded
>>142115828That was rude
it’s Bo Nickal you fucking idiots
How come nobody cared about Jerry whenever the blood from the chalice made him pure, and he bowed toward a center, and his mind thought only the God?
Should I subscribe to Jessica Eye onlyfan?
Ye
>>142116032How can she charge those prices what the fuck?
>>142115828bro thats too muchalsothat adonisyoutube dudes videos are horrible wtf is all that extra shit he adds
>>142116032>Me in the 5min Skype chat
>>142108272That's not a bad thing. Payton is 12 years old and is a potential future star or champ. There's much more sense in building him against literalwho opponents than in putting him against big challenges.
>>142110697If I were Jiri I would talk with my shaman. If the shaman believes the omens are good, then we move ahead with the fight.
>>142115828kek he tried to tap, he deserved it
Big Jiri Penis
>>142116077That's the nigga who told me to get a 100 dollar haircut.
Brendan Schaub, anyone got a photo or video of him?
>>142116131nope we a bertolt schlurp general
>>142116077Pereira?
>>142108272ghem ghem is a sacrificial bum, but the odds are alluring.>>142109841this is only applicable to cursed brownies in subtropical deserts.>>1421147744chan is reddit, islam is dabiq.
Hunter Campbells trip to Bolivia didn't seem to fruitful
>>142116167At least he got Jones vs. Miocic signed on a napkin
>>142116126No he didn't. He managed to tap once before immediately going to sleep. It's kinda excessive to also go for the arm when the triangle choke is that tight,, but I don't really blame the guy. The ref should have realized he was unconscious before the dude got his arm broken.
/heem/ video game
>>142116131He's a steppa in a goofy world.
>>142114559both /r/ufc and /r/mma DESPISE suga i know because I frequent both
Jake paul vs Gooby seems more realistic by the day
If Jon Jones oil checks himself before an eye poke is that DQ or solid strategy?
>>142115828>tap, nap, and snap
Riyadh Season Mexican Independence Day Celebration Event in Las Vegas
>>142116278Based.
>>142116278The future is now
>>142116278How long does Riyadh season last
>fuks ur girlNuthin personal Poatan
>>142116278No refunds
>>142116384Can't blame volks. Bloke has been drunk for 131 days straight
Can someone clip payton mentioning 4schaub I don't want to watch a nina shartma video
why did they give talbot some guy coming off a loss? its also his 2nd fight in the ufc
>>142116513guess they wanna push him now give him some highlights
>>142112534>>142116278so it's a saudi sponsored mexican ppv...?
Talmbout talbott?
jiribros... i don't think the book of 5 rings is enough against shamanic black magic...
>>142116569'Fraid so. He looks gay and seems gay but mentioned a frickin website on an interview with a whore so here we are
>>142116578Talmbout talmbout talbott?And then it the chain keeps going and going the more times you reply. New meme invented
>>142116585I'm afraid I don't understand who are we talmbout? Talmbout talmbout Talbott?
>>142116384VOLK NO SHE HAS A PENIS
>>142116599Right now we're talmbout talmbout talmbout Talbott.(this is as many talmbouts as you can have in a post before Janny freaks, I call it the talmbout talbott equation)
Feed O'malley to Talbott. He's ready
>>142116612We can test the limits during euro gamethread hours
reeyhad seeson baybee
>>142116367I guess it’s more of a brand now? Boxing had 2 Riyadh Season cards announced. In LA and London obviously
>>142116367>>142116636>Riyadh Season starts in October and ends towards March during winter and spring in the Saudi Arabia capital Riyadh.Have to spoonfeed the poor heemsters
>>142116626Fairy bless
>>142116629shavkat ducked jdm
have we heard any updates about jdms heemed arm?or that other aussie with the heemed arm, jack jenkins?
>>142116672She should be careful sitting on floors all the time she might get a dudakova in her weili or a heemorrhoid in her jdm
jenkins got jenkd if were being funny about this
>>142116399bacteria lookin' ass nigga
>>142116671We just had a UFC card promoted as part of Riyadh season in June and Noche UFC takes place in September
>>142116672Built for BBC (Big Brazza Cock)
noche means night
Painal Talbott is Dana White's concubine
>Spaghetti and Milk
Garry called MVP a Bellator tick jfc how incredibly embarrassing>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RQe-Hc5g9Lw >>142116752To be fair the saudi card was supposed to be in March idk about the sphere but the season is Autumn to Spring officially
Magic is real. Conor used magic as well during his champ champ run but clouded his mind with materialism. All GOAT level fighters are in contact with the spiritual realm in some way, there's much evidence for this of you just know where to look.
>>142116808Yeah but Jan and his rope are turbo cans and dont forget Oliveras rock absolute sham
>>142116721You're right the Bacteria is going straight up her Bum and Vagina. She's such an average girl though, not sure if I'd enjoy the Puss and Blood
>>142115318Jiri has a point. Firing a Kamehameha is no different than throwing a punch, but summoning the Dragon beforehand and wishing to win the fight is just cheating.It's why Diego Sanchez got cut and didn't even have a good shaman. Pereira is a bigger cheat than Jon Jones.
>>142116824 i forgot about jan and his magic suicide rope
How is this a bad idea?
>>142116808why dont you experiment with suicide you homosexual faggot retard
>>142116894I have suggested this before but that illegals should fight for a green card, it's an excellent idea
Jourdain Fight Week Hope he kills that fighting nerd I hate those guys.
Joseph Oliver Bodybagz Pyfer
>>142116905Then you only get immigrants who can beat you up, sounds scary.
>>142116913silva is baseddude is a heemer
Ian Machado Garry believes eyes are muscles that he trains by playing golf, why can't some street hue just slice him up and put us out of our misery
>>142116923I hadn't thought this through, good point
>>142116672escortfairy
>>142116923Cant heemCant liveSounds based
>>142116936being outside and looking at things in the distance unironically improves your vision, specifically your peripheralshow much more effective of a fighter it might make you remains to be seen but its a real thing
>>142116808A large portion of fighters are devout Christians and Muslims, who don't fuck with spirits or magic. They believe that shit is evil.
>>142116672She looks like she smells bad. She has the look of someone with terrible BO.
>>142116957They'll form organized gangs b, it's too risky a proposition the bong is correct>>142116971Still not a muscle he is training playing golf with his gay af raspy voice and stupid little face, would bang his WAG though 100%
>>142116989Shut the fuck up ranjit. She looks like she smells of pomegranates
I lost my train of thought
Oh yeah, Smiff is poised for victory!
If you assume a woman has BO because she wears a tanktop and you're blind to other factors (clearly having Virgo in an important placement) and don't realize she must smell of pomegranates in reality, you might be a canadian (also terrible fight pickers).
>>142116824The rock and the rope both worked for around 3 years or so, they just lost power over time.
>>142117013>pomegranates can also benefit men's health, having been linked to alleviating erectile dysfunctionShe certainly works like a pomegranate iykwim
>>142117013Her hair and skin always look greasy, like she hasn't showered in awhile. She definitely REEKS in person. Stinky
>>142117055she lives in Canada now b she showers daily
>>142116824>>142117047Yea Charles went on a magical 4 year, 11 fight run in which he became a champion, a fan favourite, and cemented his legacy. Also beat several big names. The rock definitely worked. Jan is a total shitter who somehow managed to become champ at age 38. The rope worked.
>>142116999migrants are all midgets tho? midget gangs arent scary
The Return of Kay Hansen James Vick vs Breakdance guySleem International fight week has it all
>>142116945You're better at infection transition methods, that's valuable too though
>rose vs Barber>No ufc>Lemos vs Jandiroba
Why did you fags tell me about this bimbo?
>>142108272I will always put a few quid on the underdog with odds like this. Too many variables in this sport for odds like that. You never know when someone is going to snap an ankle, suffer an unlucky heem, get DQ'd etc
>>142117125You say that until confronted by 16 of them in a dark alleyway>>142117139I should become a private consultant for FightFairy, make sure she stays clean and safe
>>142108272For fuck sake, i dont want to see this effeminate bitch heem my boy
>>142117050You want to make lemonade out of her? Sicko ova here
Think the UFC will ever have a mars contingent?
>>142116936Not a bad thing tho
The crown is yours.
>>142117125Midges have more T tho
>>142117341
I'm a jacked Pakistani boy whatsup
>>142117330Oh he's back. Have you rejected any girls lately? Please think carefully before you do, k?
Can recommend KFP4 to the list of heem approved kino, the final fight is a multidisciplinary mma battle but I don't want to give too much away
name a fighter that ISNT reddit
>>142117425Datsik, Kwablobitch, Volkov, Krylov, the better Emelianenko, Khamzat, Tyson Fury, many such cases
>>142117450why are you naming boxers, this is /heem/
James GallagherIan GarryPaul HughesNate Kelly
>>142117464
>>142117464I'm thinking more like 16 Bushwick Bills with firearms in ski masks in a dark alley, you know I'm right b>>142117472The pattern at large was more my point than the men in particular
>>142117464Is that AEW’s monster heel stable?
>>142117425reddit rob
>>142117483Old fancis niganou sitting in the crowd looking ridiculous
>>142117483Ali abdulaziz and a bunch of bums
>>142117488those are normal sized immigrants some are taller and stronger than the indians and chinamen here
imagine having to sit infront of gilburk bums annoying cunt kids
>>142117425The only non-reddit fighters are no name, unranked shitters. In reality, "reddit" is just a label people here put onto any fighter with a fanbase. Jiri, Poatan, Rob, Oliveira were all heem's boys in their rise and now because cazzies like them too the fake ones dropped them and call them reddit.Popularity is main factor here.
>>142117425there is only one
Thoughts on the use of magic/spells/shamanry in the octagon? I personally think it needs to be BANNED and regulated like drugs
>>142117601>redditone
>>142117602magic doesn’t exist and is the superstition of the schizophrenic and / or stupid
>>142117602i would use my spirits if i was going in to heem
>>142117635You fucking dork lmao
>>142117633>nonethats my guy
>>142107785Ooh I get it haha
>>142111137I don't remember this part, was it some kind of act?
>>142117684Kron Gracie as popular as Alistair Overeem seems wrong
>>142117635*heems you with satanic black magic*
>>142117702someone picked vasily lomachenko kek
>>142117425jake paul
>>142112984Why the fuck do Arabs do this? Seriously, why do they?
>>142117425Darren Elkins
>>142117425Wanderlei Silva
>>142117736to assert their dominance
>>142117722actually true
>>142117602He will get zeemed by a Wōden acolyte.
Garry v MVP is gonna be a boring point fight.
the retarded takes on the shaman stuff is heeming me
terrorism is HALAL. The grace of Allah shines over the Nurmagomedov clan. Jazak Allahu Khayran! May Allah be pleased with them. Abdulmanap is giving dua in his grave.
>>142117960At first he said a few weeks....... The plot le thickens....
>>142117602The new meta should be embraced. „In the red corner a Narutopowers fighter, in the blue corner a Meme-Magic-Artist“ sounds way more intriguing than Kickboxer vs Judoka or whatever.
>>142117602the Meta is to give dua and ask Allah for protection. Jinn are not to be entertained Astaghfirullah
So we're all in agreement Heartletveira is out of there by the first round right? Imagine the Hangman quitting cause his tummy hurts, the Dookster mauls 6'7 bucks while his orbital is falling off. and gave the Diamond himself a close fight.
>>142118257Out of where? Does he have a fight booked?
>>142118257Dustbin got finished by Charles himself
>>142118339UFC 305 Perth. Shartles might turn it down but UFC and Dan want it. The granite chinned toughest nigga around versus the biggest chinny heartlet in the sport coudlnt be a bigger mismatch. Hope it gets made so I can hammer that Dookie money line.
>>142118404dookie dogshit is not winning this lmao
>>142113715Armenians and Georgians managed to be from the Caucuses and still not fall into being Muslim, despite being in the fucking Heart of it. What good fucking guys
>>142118389Charles conceded defeat in round two when he grabbed the Diamond's glove. Rogan himself called it out and he knows his shit.
>>142118404might be a good read, but Hooker's grappling is ass and its not like he's a monster wrestler or striker. Could go either way if Dookster was somehow better than I remember
>>142118414hungry, unchinnable meathed with heempower, ready to reclaim his spot at the top vs a chinny heartlet mentally broken off a two fight skidhmmm real close.Dan survived against Claudio Fucking Puelles on the ground Charles has nothing for him anywhere. My blind dog has a better eye test than u b
Jan won
>>142118404>lose one fight to drop from rank 1 to rank 2>fight rank 12 dookie danielwho is doing the matchmaking here
>>142118427cope. these motherfuckers cheat and gain unfair advantages in untold amount of ways. simply win, nigger
>>142118458>Claudio Fucking PuellesTHE???!!?!?!?!??
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2VApzMpsZDI
>>142118470there are levels. gane hammerfisting unconscious fat retards doesn't change the course of the fightoliveira getting dogwalked brutally then clawing his fingers into dustins glove to pull him into guard absolutely dideven the worst c age crabs are a temporary change in position, the dirty brazillian couldnt handle a known grapplet until he cheated so blatantly that the entire commentary called it out.
Lads! IT'S UP!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2VApzMpsZDI
>>142118478How many leg lock submissions does Do Cox have? Huh? Quiet lil boy.
>>142118487>she need her panties ripped off and 3 BIG BLACK DICKS in ALL 3 holes at the same time!!! Way up ur pussey and Way up Ur ass as far as they will go but even farther.And the thickest cock goes down Ur throat so it makes U gag and convulse as those big black cocks pound away it feels like from the start Ur being assaulted but it's made U cum nonstop.Just one continuous constant orgasm and just before U pass out those big black dicks squirt their loads of cum inside U! As U lay on ur stomach the cum is coming out of all Ur holes, i'll turn U over and jack off all over U
>>142118487Aa curses, was delayed by some boxtroon taking a matter up with the commission, next time I'll be faster
>>142118523meant for >>142118476i missed the post sorry guys it wont happen again
>>142118538lmao okay i didn't realise you were just trolling
Dookie is past it. He beat turner because had a horrible weightcut and exhausted himself punching Dan in the face. Charles has a proven 5 rounds of cardio
DykeFairy canonically only has sex with women, and averages about 5-40 lesbian escapades each day.
>>142107785Spongebob? more like SOULbob https://youtu.be/rSdWcp_osx8
>>142118523yeah its nothing compared to IV's, headbutting, fish hooking, getting stood up by refs based on luck and being rewarded NC's/heems, or even scraping by because of a lack of consensus in jusging.>MUH POSITION REVERSALPooirier isnt can, but he still couldnt heem and got mauled from bottom.Kebab didnt give a fuck about Goob cheating and rolled him anyway
>>142118566History will vindicate me and my good friend Dan Hooker. Just you wait pal.
>>142118487>>142118534we dont watch this crap here
>>142118572How about comically, of the stand up variety
>>142118604Schaub's running that racket, and has about as much gay sex too
>>142118593everything you mentioned almost entirely applies to those inbreds, notoriously being the biggest frauds in the sport, we just have to accept it at this point while docking their achievements. Chandler's half ass fishhook was bad optics but even then he didnt have his fingers locked. Judges always go onto the side of brazzas or whoever the UFC deems to be a star. These are truths we hold self evident. Charles is neither a star or a brazza hence his egregrious foul that instantly turned the fight from a one sided beatdown into a smudgefest is pretty obviousyes dustin is a can, he was destryoing oliveira and walking through his body knees until he retardedly rolled into guard from the pressure he felt from the monkey's paw hooked deep into his glove. Dustin fucked up yes, but that doesnt happen without dirty brazillian tactics. He got dog walked by a cankhabib is the greatest of all time dont compare him to any of these bums hes irrelevant to this discussion periodt.
>>142118487>uhm im gonna go with x fighter cause like... he puts like pressure on and the other guy cannot handle that aaaand.. he's a dirty fighter yeah and he's just gonna beat him he doesnt give a fuck he's just gonna go in there and beat him.. yeah that's my pick
>>142118534Escortfairy new viddeo up yeeey
Mike Breeden was punished by the ufc for going off script and heeming jubli
>>142118487If she was edgy and funny like Guru or a based retard like Lucas Tracy I would watch. But she has no energy or gimmick or any depth to her analysis. Sounds like she's just reading off a pptx.
the cold hard truth is that ian garry is unironically The Future and he will be winning the title within the next few year
has wonderboy retired?
>>142117711I hate that people remember this fight only for this bizarre heem, because it was actually really good.>>142117602It's fair as long as you're summoning the spirits of YOUR ancestrals, Jiri is the one cheating by conjuring Bushido knowledge, as he's not japanese.
>>142118882in many ways he did when he didn't fight cardiolet, never wrestled, overweight Michel Pereira in Salt Lake City
why did england copy the georgian flag?
>>142119017Because babushkas have the maddest pussy in the game b
it's beautiful
my boy is redeemed.submit your apologies below I accept cash and credit.
Why can't I delete old postsJanny please my identity is at stake here
>>142119051It's keto bitch!
>>142119017>King George>Georgia there you go
>>142119051gastelum will be patient zero for the next AIDS-virus fucking dirty greasebag
>>142119128does gastelum do keto?
>>142119214Yes but his abuela thought he was talking about Taquitos
>>142119050>arab themed mexican holiday festivities in an american city Globalization is weird as fuck.
>>142119244>>arab themedwhat's arab themed about it
>>142118534>OF in bio
just under 10 hours until the ufc 303 pre fight press conference
Think Dana stuffed Turki?
>>142119397Oh fuck yes
>I can hear what the spirits are telling youSOON
>Gooby>Poatan>VolkanovskiWho else deserves a place on the booze hound hall of fame?
>>142119479Mick "The Pint" Parkin
>>142119524ooooh stop the fight
>>142119544imagine being undefeated and en-route to becoming a massive star and Marc inserts himself in the story like this
>>142119544Goddard is such a faggot
>>142119544why didnt gotard ding the other guy for inactivity
>>142119544Doumbéss
Wheres Azamat Murzhakanov?
>>142118663Dustin in a Can? Really, you actually mean this? What hyperbolic fucks in this place
>>142119551>>142119551
>>142108357I put money on Talbots back when he was -400. It blew up to -2000 in the past week or two.Is this a safe bet? The odds changing that much are making me nervous, though it’s probably for something like Yanis having an injury that pro bettors had insider info on. Right?
>>142119649Wait, I'm not done here
>>142119278NothingHe is just a dumb macaco
>>142119614azamat can pass for an ethnic russian until he opens his mouth and starts speaking russian with possibly the worst accent among ufc brazzas
>>142119349It's just an innocent buymeacoffe ;) and crypto addresses
>>142119646yea there are only 5 good fighters imocolby covingtonsean stricklandcody garbrandtjustin gaethjestipe miocic
i love israel(adesanya)
>>142113715no retard armenians got genocided by t*rks because they believe christ
>>142114139>Usman isn't even that great of a boxer and he plastered Sean for 3 roundsi thought usman just wrestled with him?
>>142119656You could hedge for free money
>>142107823No
