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>>142109712based Finn kitties chad OP
>>142109712>>142109712>>142109712>>142109712>>142109712>>142109712>>142109712
Flames and Islanders
>>142109773What's his next move?
>Alex Meruelo will lose his gaming license in Arizona with the loss of the Coyotes.KWAB
>>142109819qrd plz
>>142109814I wouldn't be surprised if Finland brings home the 4 nations
IT'S UPhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XKBJhcnLDzM
>>142109786>choked in the first rounda true toronto team
PLEASE STOP KICKING ALEX MERUELO WHILE HE'S DOWN, GARY, PLEASE
>>142109854No more casino without owning a sports team
>>142109882Well, you got Minnesota alright
where u putting ur money?
>>142109911wow he really fucked up
>vegass are the cup favorites yet againkek when will they learn
>>142109877I hope he does more play by play next year. Unironically better than ESPN and ABC
your buds, your stephens, your samirs, your raped bitches, are they in the room with us, right now?
April Seventeen Twenty Twenty TwoThere was a rape on Easter tell me where were you
My penguins (:
>>142109977Can you translate this to odds that make sense?
>>142109941the State of Hockey -_-
>>142109877You're so late bud
the playoffs need that zesty nigga Pierre McGuire, prove me wrong.
>>142110012bud and stephen are the same
>>142109911>>142109982he had a "sportsbook license" Sahara Bets but it was a tiny irrelevant player with zero effort or investment put into it
>>142110046no
>>142110012bud is StephenStephen raped the bitch samir seethes at all of them
>>142109977look at this shit and try to tell me the league isn't rigged against canadian teams
>>142110046smaller number more probable
Who the fuck is samir
Leon's a German, so he is mercenary. He sees how the Oilers are shit so he's off to a winner
>>142110146Ottawa and Calgary are rebuilding. Toronto and Vancouver don't have the cap space.
If Taylor Hall had remained an oiler, could things have been different?
>>142110146we talk about that all day long in here... you know what, nevermind, you're just gonna forget again and comment about it in the next thread
>>142110146Gary really should start forcing good players to stay in Canada
>>142109941The "picking your playoff opponent" gimmick is fun, Swedish league does it too. I feel like all of their stuff like that and the shorthanded jailbreak thing was mined from circa 2010 HFBoards posts
Apparently, Zaitsev has waived for the Blackhawks.
>>142110218oh sweet summer child
>>142110253You mean Mikheyev?
>>142110259samir isn't real retard
>>142110259The only hoc schizo personalities that exist are Ted and Sam. Rest are cringe imitations
>>142110223He just probably wants to see who gets cut and who stays before he resigns
America you bloody bitch
>>142110012Yeah
>>142110288erm...
>>142110291Source?>>142110292Source?
>>142109756
>>142110218>>142110304
>>142110325I have it on my computer I'll post it when I get home
let us examine the relevant facts:gary gave the oilers four #1 picks in seven yearsthe oilers gave gary one second-place finish in ten yearswhat can we learn from this
>>142110353aight
Retard
>>142110389Math is hard
Flames will be scary in a couple years
>>142110415
listening to Primus
>>142108699Owen Power but some retards still think he can be good
/nba/ is stealing our vintage /hoc/ memes
>>142110522primus is just like my islanders
>>142110522Primus sucks (only true primus fans will know)
>>142110554True they suck :)
my name is mud
>He'd spent some time in Botany Bay atoning for his sins>He fought a bout with Hammer Lane and took a tainted win>He was the hero of the Bowery, a prince of lawless times>Then was battered by the "Butcherman" in 1849>He knew the game of fisticuffs, he knew the game of might>But no one knew the men who came and took his life one nightbrown album is best album
How did Primus get all those youtube views?
bro's rapey replied to my Primus post
>>142110646by being pure Bad Asses, that's what
Didn't read any of that
>>142110389Oilers front office fucking sucks at drafting and signing help for McDavid
>>142110677I can help him
>>142110677it's also his fault for negotiating nurse and kane's contracts for them
>>142110677They drafted bouchard and signed hyman but go off sis.
>>142110550That will happen, ladwe are pretty fucking stylish
>>142110717covid season darnell nurse now that was a player
(((Hyman)))
S O U L
>>142110764wtf...>>142110756
>>142110550which ones?
>>142110753>weyoure not one of us rb
>>142110596I have tried and failed to read my name is red at least twice, and I like some of his other stuff about morose sexless nationalist youth or whatever
>>142109877Man I was so looking forward to him doing it in the same style of last year of mocking all the teams that let their players get away to join the champion, disappointed
Florida was canadas team all alongFlames:tkachuk bennett lomberg Canucks: louongo Jets: Paul Maurice Leafs: Maurice
>>142110935That would’ve pissed me off
>>>one of usGooble-gobble...
>>142111017I just came back on Tuesday after a 1.5 year hiatus, and I can't believe you're still at this. I really expected you to have dropped this gimmick.
>>142111142Welcome back fren!
>>142111142Just like my islanders playoff hopes
>>142111142>oh, I just so happen... that's fascinating, where did you go? see anyone famous? Who's your pick for the Series, lad???
>>142111142My Coyotes were on a hiatus, now they are simply dead
>>142111225Gary has his top guys working on finding another sucker.
>>142111225No body no murder
>>142111142its all he has so dont get your hopes up
>>142109712/key/
>>142111325Good one bro
>NHL2 will save the League and reinvigorate both Men's and Ladies ice hockey from the top downand then Gary can consolidate even further, you see... pretty slick dude, that Gary...
>>142111142Yeah I'm giving this one a based
>>142111325
>I've been gone for 1.5 years>I can't believe you're still running this gimmick>*immediately returns to his health care grifter gimmick*
>>142111222>that's fascinating, where did you go? the gym>see anyone famous?no>Who's your pick for the Series, lad???i came back bc when i left, the kitties weren't even in the playoff picture, then they swept the Broons in 7 and made the cup finals, then they won the cup. Had to come back for a visit.
>>142111417Ladies ice hockey is doing fine someone just bought a hilary knight jersey for $10,000 and she is insanely washed (do they wash the jerseys?)
>>142111431oh shit forgot about that lelvery dimeless
>he went to the gym for a year and a halfpics, how ripped are you???
Took a great Marner lads. Barely had to wipe.
>>142111541Probably won't be able to say the same for his trade
>>142111501>do theyI'll ask if I happen to run into to one
>>142111421That's not K'Andre Miller I know this because if you watch in this video you will realize that he is actually white.
>>142111622the league covers up many things that can yet be perceived out of the corner of your eye
Imagine if the Solar Bears made it into the NHL
>>142111431that is literally just me adding "t. health care grifter" to 1/50 of my posts. not exactly comparing apples to apples.
What are the Canucks doing?
which stadium has the most shitass name/architecture?
>>142111769heroin
Why are flames so popular nationwide?
FLAMESBROS ULTIMATE WORLD CONQUESTFirst order of action >remove all jews>remove all blacks >remove toronto
>>142111804sounds like a great start assuming my man Gary is exempt
shannon is reporting that they are trying to sign guentzel
[Good News] I get to watch cute dog (3) this weekend while family goes to Las Vegas
>>142111801Calgary has a enormous global fanbase
>>142111801>>142111804WTF lol
>>142111713holy kek
>>142111804this is the most beautiful image in God's Creation
if shannon is so popular how come he never breaks any trade rumors or free agency signings?
>>142111856Neat I'm doing the same thing with three dogs nice long block of r&r
>>142111917basedman I love this dog she had canine autism
>>142111857yeah maybe on planet retard
Used to know a tranny, I actually doxxed him on /hoc/ years ago. He had a medically assisted death last week. He died a Maid Man
BUSINESS IDEAChange Calgary's name to "Planet Retard"
>>142111961Was in germany last summer and ran into a flamesCHAD in a flames jersey
why does divesaitl think he can force the soilers to give him a raise after being completely useless in the cup finals? faggot had 3 secondary assists in the most important 7 games of the season and he thinks he deserves 13mill/season fuck off faggot.
ran into a >Rags fan working at a dispensary the other day
I've concluded that Mcdavid masturbated right before game 7
>>142111779TD Garden in Boston literally stands for Toronto Dominion
>>142112078I saw someone wearing both the New Jersey Jersey and the New Jersey Hat but it was when I was in hell (managing a Chipotle)
SAY HER NAME AND SHE APPEARS I BELIEVE IN TAKAGI
i was going to give draisaitl the benefit of the doubt and assume he was playing through an injury or something but no he was just a useless euroshit that couldnt produce when the heat was on. many such cases.
>>142112054please understand, he had a broken rib and injured finger
>>142112123people are stupid and never look up acronyms
>>142109877>no congrats oilers video shitting on them for chokingWell that's disappointing
>>142111990Does that count towards the 41%?
>>142112154>>142112154>"You'll wish you had less fun.."
>>142111593pwhl fourth liner scented candle
>refuse to use a club name that makes far more sense because it brings attention to a thing you don't want people talking about despite also allowing ads for it during games and it making sense for the city you are basing said club in
>>142109977>everyone bets on his next team>they don't give you the option to bet on him staying with his current team (2/1 or better)the casinos are almost as sneaky as gary with their nefarious practices to dupe the participants
>>142111904The media retards think they're better than him so he will never be given scoops
>>142111856Based have lots of fun and take her for walks :)
Sometimes I remind myself Triple H has two (2) different theme songs written and performed by Motörhead and they both rule
>>142112518"Golden Knights" is cool because it was pretty much solely the choice of some rich freak who was an army troop or whatever they call them
>>142112765hey! just like /mypreds/!
>>142112161I BELIEVE IN TAKAGI
>>142112942*clap clap*
>>142112054Matthews gets 13 mil a season to do even less than that in the first round every year so what's the problem?
Should I get a red wings Hasek jersey?
Has anyone ever seen the stanley cup irl? It's really weird, almost surreal
>>142113058do they wash the jerseys
>>142113058>Should I get a flames Hasek jersey?FTFY and the answer, is yes
>>142113065i saw the one in the hhof
>>142113065yeah I worked for a company that did a sponsor on the boards so when my team won and it was in the break room
>>142112886>Ice Tigerthat would have been an interesting fight with U of Memphis
I met Natalie Darwitz when I was in elementary school. Glad to see she is getting in the hall
>>142113106>lamesnty, it's either gonna be the sabres or red wings. I'm also gonna get a screamin eagle caps jersey probably.
>>142113106yes
Lindy is gonna take my sabies to the promised land
>>142113148
TORNADO WARNING UPDATE>Are we going to get one?? where was he??
uhoh gary the canadians are starting to run the numbers.. this wont end well.. what is our contingency garybros?
i don't think we have a tornado warning but high winds advisory. might get gusts of up to 65 mph supposedly. wouldn't that knock you over ?
>>142113283Flames have the nicest jersey in the league though
>>142113402Summarize this in 4 sentences
>>142112161>>142112942Who knew a little anime girl would end up conquering the planet. The power of cute and funny is not to be trifled with.
>>142113417Many such cases
>>142113477The state of mentally ill retards
>>142113065ive seen all the trophies at the hockey hall of fame.
>1993
>>142113417screagle
>>142113531
>>142113571>jersey ad
>>142113477how could one Japanese girl unite an entire continent to believe in the Calgary Flames
>>142113596ad block irl
>>142113599wholesome
>>142113599Something about this pic is unexplainably cringe
>>142113403>65 mph supposedly.holy damn, sleep tight, lad... >hypersleep in hyperspeed
>>142113690was this supposed to be funny?
>>142113698that's why you don't reply to him retard
>>1421137171993
Business idea: magnetic ice and iron skates
>>142113638
do you tie up your fighting strap when you are wearing your jersey to the game, /hoc/?
>>142113599>>142113678i think its the super realistic face on the cartoon body
>>142113769I want an Asian gf so bad. I'm considering going to the philippines to find one.
>>142113758
>>142113806I dont own a jersey
>>142113831You need help
>>142113648Pretty good, maybe i'm too bias
>>142113864Yeah, help finding an Asian gf
Damn. Sergei berezin died
>>142113889RIP
>>142113837Would you like a jersey, lad?>>142113864He needs soba noodles and rice
>>142113889>He was known for losing his helmet during play, once losing his helmet on every single shift in a November 1996 gamef
I prayed to god that the oilers lose and they did
>>142113911April 17 2022
>>142113911Real talk bro do you actually have a humiliation fetish? Do you come to a place where everyone hates you so you can read the replies and stroke off?
Where are the "The Amerant Bank Arena is going to be so empty after the panthers lose game 7 xD" fags now?
>>142113925
>>142114027You're a little late, lad... just a bit
>>142114051I asked you a question here >>142113999
>>142113915He was also known for not passing the puck
Speaking of late, what were you doing on the Easter of '22?
>>142114071I remember the morning was sunrise service and then went to my parent's house for a nice brunch but when I got back home the weather turned dreadfully chilly
>>142113925>>142113925Are you going to found a dark temple and bring about the End of Days, lad???>neat, if you do anything cool, name it after me...
>>142114116why do you ignore the people that actually replied to you and instead post an unrelated gif
>>142114116Answer the guy's question you raped bitch.
>>142113999I genuinely think he's just a braindead retard that has been ostracized from every social circle he's ever been a a part of so he posts here and selectively chooses to not read the negativity about him.The main staying factor that he has is that he's really fucking stupid, but in his mind he thinks he's wise and witty.
>in a world of his own creation...
>>142113999I like tbgs posts. Keeps this place entertaining
Can i have a cool nickname? I cheer for the flames and love them with all my heart :)
>>142114153I honestly think he may just have down's
Wednesday Night Rivalry
>>142114169so it's established you think this some lynchian world of your creation where you're the main character this is unironic psychotic delusion
>I cheer for the flames and love them with all my heart :)heartburn
>>142114190>>142114153Don't you see? He likes getting you guys riled up
>all of this introspection and analysis Off Season is brought to by Onions, Onion Rings, Onion Bursts, and Special Sauce, baby.....
>>142114229>you guysMe?
>>142114216You aren't even Indian
SAY HER NAME AND SHE APPEARS I BELIEVE IN TAKAGI *clap clap*
>>142114229Guess we can let him have it. He's a middle aged man who spends hours on 4chan since he has nothing else going on in his life. He'll put a bullet through his brain eventually once the thrill of it wears off and he realizes he lead a meaningless life
Caitlin Clark said that hockey is irrelevant when asked about her thoughts on Florida winning the Stanley cup.
>>142114229but what about that chilly easter sunday when he genuinely got upset?
17.4.2022
I wish I wasn't a cantskate so I could've peaked at Junior B and NCAA D3.
oilyboys, stop hiding from us. You can't hide forever. :)
>>142114349Flames are in a 10 year rebuild motherfer. Oilers are in the same position panthers were last season.
>The NHL on Wednesday announced rule changes for the 2024-25 season, including the ability for coaches to challenge delay of game penalties for a puck out of play.>"This only will apply to delay of game penalties when the puck is determined to have deflected off a player, stick, glass or boards, and not on a judgment call on how the puck left the defensive zone," the NHL said.>However, a failed challenge will result in an additional two-minute minor on top of the delay penalty. Teams will also be hit with a bench minor penalty for players sitting on the boards. Referees will give one warning to each team before a penalty is assessed.>Also, following an icing call, offensive centers will receive a warning for a faceoff violation moving forward, same as defensive players.>Finally, an adjustment will be made to prevent the defensive team from making a line change when its goaltender accidentally dislodges the net. The old language to that rule applied to just skaters.
>>142114382When is Gary going to add the MONEYPUCK
>>142114374correctConnor is just gonna get angrier as the Off Season passes by and next season is going to be a huge grudge for McDavid >perhaps we'll get to see him evolve somewhat
thread autists are complaining again
>>142114349:)))))
>>142114452that'll happen
>>142114452no samir spotted yet just you wait
>>142114475
So did anyone yzerstand the yzerplan yesterday
>ONE>1>WON (ONE)>SINGULAR>1989 MOTHAFUCKAS >RED ARMY OF REDNECKS (BOTH SIDES OF THE BORDER)>ONE CUP BITCHES
Flames and islanders discussion is now aloud since it’s offseason
>>142114562didn't even mention the flames 0/10
>>142114423>>142114562excuse me but who are you quoting?
>>142114589look at the picture dumb fuck
>>142114601DF
>>142114601I did buddy but ya missed
no riots?Edmonton is a shit city indeed
>>142114615just like my pittsburgh
>>142114640proxy off
>>142114664No passion
>>1421146641967
>>142114664too busy posting about Calgary on /hoc/
Thank fuck the oilers lost their fans were brigading calgarypuck
Flames vs Panthers Heritage Classic in Regina if Gary didn't hate money
>2033>oilers in ruin having never won the cup>flames dynasty peaking as our flames go for a third consecutive cup
the panthers completely buck broke draisaitl he was basically cry to the media today
>>142114744this could be us
>>142114518me when watching hockey
Draisaitl will run away to the DEL after next season
>>142114775man, look how happy you are =))
>>1421148048))
>>142114374Stop hiding from us
>>142114597It pains me that he lost and we lost 1972 in the process
>>142114664Because even in Edmonton they are more civilized and mature than Vancouver which really shows. Alberta is one of the highest developed places on earth we aren't gonna chimp out over Gary being a perpetual kike giving his precious cup to Florida as per his agenda.
>>142114782Sad
I was honestly expecting sometime in the 3rd period for the broadcast to cut to police cars in Edmonton being flipped and set on fire. That was a funny moment in 2011
wahhhhh my team lost it's all garys fault
>>142114933True the league is fucking rigged. Glad people are waking up
>>142114782The breakup and Oilers cope will be hilarious. I actually have an "in" to the Edmonton staff and what's going on and I get to know these little tidbits about the team situation every now and again thanks to certain staff members being on he payroll and one of the funniest things I heard today is a lot of the 3rd and 4th liners are clamoring to management expecting huge pay raises. lmao good luck with that
not nearly enough 1993 in here me thinks
>>142114933Has been for 32 years but you are not all there in the head to connect the dots its okay you can remain retarded no one will care
>wahhhhh my team lost it's all garys fault
it's garys fault that draisaitl had NO shots in game 7
>>142114950better?
>>142114959Neatpics?
>>142114954>its okay you can remain retarded no one will careIs that what you say to yourself in the mirror every morning?
>>142114950>>142114959>>142114968>>142114978April 17, 2022
>>142114968kys ai slop poster
>>142114968>1993>1993>1993
seasons over dumbasses
>>142114984You have crazy lightning an hour ago?
>>142114978nah
It's not officially offseason /hoc/ until the day after the draft
>>142114987Yes we know your governer left stink island on this day. Cool dude.>1993
>trb has resorted to replying to himself on two different IPsThis is more pathetic than the core four's playoff record
its only been above 25C maybe 1 day of the year here so far
>>142115008is this true
>>142115007>raped
>>142115018>>142114987Check the similar time stamps, I've been noticing this pattern for days. We notice patterns in hoc
>>142115018Well you did just respond to yourself
>>142115032this could be a textbook 'fraid so
When is summer gonna start bros? At least we have no smoke (yet)
>>142115008kek... wow. just when you thought it couldn't get any worse
>>142115013and that's a good thing. i still have PTSD from the 2018 wildfires
>and that's a good thing\_ \_ \_ \_ \_
>>142115032Thank God we have our best and brightest Canadian on this case.DETECTIVE RETARD.Also boil your water before you drink it pleaseThis raped bitch thing is gonna be our summer time obsession isn't it?
what will eventually set off the american annexation of canada is excessive wildfire smoke originating from canadian wildfires affecting their major eastern cities
>the oilers lost and i was raped quick deflect to the flames
>>142115073when you're the main character everyone hates ya
>>142115062>gets exposed>the double ip posting ceases>seetheshmm makes you think
>>142114933>>142114940>>142114954>>142114964>>142114965gary did this
>>142115062holy fucking shit I think rapey is breaking character again lmao
>>142114959>>142114978This is undeniable proof
>>142115073that sucks dude hope you recover quick
>>142115101Who is this raped guy? What is the lore
>>142115112Well if you have to ask and or mention him. Then it's you.
My GF tried cutting off my dick in the middle of the night. The same night the panthers won. I called the cops, they took an hour and a half to respond.
>>142115112it was explained in the previous thread>>142107983
trb is absolutely boilin because his oilers lostKWAB
>>142115144he doesn't have a cup so i remain unconvinced
>>142115112Who is this raped bitch?
>>142115157uh no, you were raped by an american and an american created the raped bitch meme. youre not going to try and turn the raped bitch meme into a leaf vs burger thing, plenty of burgers hate you. meanwhile canadians understand 1993 is a bit of cheeky banter, maybe you could learn from that
>>142115188This is something that the raped bitch would say to cover his tracks..
>>142115188Oh my FUCK
>>142115188Lol bro water you talking about?Every time >1993 gets posted some canadian responds with >april 17 2022Which this is what happened >>142115138Are you paying ANY attention? At all?So it's obviously connected!
>>142115157I used to feel bad like other anonsyour lack of self awareness is the worst thing about youplease fuck off we don't want you here
>>142115220Absolute retard grasping at straws
Why would a grown man spend the last half of his life replying to his own posts? The governor broke this pussy
if flames win does 1993 end?
>>142115270No, they're America's team
>>142115270Do you even know what it means tard lol>1993
>>142115270>>142115280true
(trying to edit this together with Paint 3D was a nightmare.)
>>142115341beauty, fuckin saved
>>142115341absolutely dimes
Trade the mattsBarzal to Calgary Coronato to New York/Bridgeport
>>142115412umm actually it's spelled "mat"
Actually it's matti
Breaking News: Calgary has undergone a rebrand for the 2024-2025 season after realizing their fans are more invested in the success of other teams then their own.
>>142115449obsessed
people over there what's upya feel me? stand up and say what's upWHAT'S UP>WHAT'S UPWHAT'S UP>WHAT'S UP
>>142115464they hate us cause they ain't us
>>142115361>>142115369glad my efforts were not in vain.
did your oilers lose the cup TRB?
>>142115476WHAT'S UP >>142115484we're the main character of their lives even if they make finals
>>142115464Flames are obsessed with worshipping the boots of the players that abandoned them I know.
>>142115552>and then I hit him with a >no u and won the debate I kneel
>>142115552Oh wow tell us more
>>142115593thats rite cuck
>there exists nearly no footage of the Flames very first mascot, Scorchy the Fire Hydrant from the 70s
Reminder: Oilers lost game 7 of the stanley cup final
>>142115609RIP
>>142115650Jen
>>142115650Barb! Get a look at this internet maymay!
>>142115552I don't. Those players that GTFO the team can go fuck themselves. It's pure cope to cheer for a player that left your team. Only stipulation is if you personally understand the context as to why 'x' player isn't playing for the team anymore. If it was something like a trade or even the Tkachuk situation I get it, I still don't personally agree.
>>142115650it's funny because elliot is jewish and draisaitl is basically hitler
>>142115678I always feel a massive difference between a former player that got traded away versus left in FAthat's why we don't post about John here
>letting someone with autism own a teamNo wonder why the coyotes aren’t a thing anymore
>>142115694in that he lost?
>>142115747https://youtu.be/antvn7q2WxU?si=PQ2EVEWsPmCF-mqx
>>142115626>2022>2024
I wish there were more Oilers fans here. The banter would be way more fun
>>142115747>h-hes to Russian
>>142115706I want to believe
>>142115752you got it, gold star!
>canadian goaltendingI don't think Team Canada even gets out of the group stage at the 2025 skoda cup.
>>142115747i bet the girls are just dying to know what the fuck a suomi islmfao as if!
>>142115776spoiler alert if you havent been paying attention we're not winning shit in the 2020s
>>142115776Retard
>>142115793Just like my islanders
>>142115792
>>1421157632024?I know we won again.>1993
huomenta but yadayada >1993
>>142115801Yup he's nutting, happy for Ek getting one after all his injuries
Americans shall and always will dominate /hoc/>1993
>>142115849Explain this
>>142115880amateur tournament >1993
Would you ever watch women’s hockey?
>>142115880Thats Canada not winning the Stanley Cup again.>1993
>>142115894why does it matter if they are getting payed or not? >money is the only motivator that matters soulless american midset
>>142115894>the US's best>amateur tournamentI can see the persuasion of your argument
I N C O N S O L A B L E
>>142115951>>142115952>1993
>T-TEAM CANADA>I KNEEL
>>142115971Can you post a webm of this? I can't see shit.
I'd trade all of my country's golds for a stanley cup without a second thought
Why are they so dejected for an amateur tournament?
>>142115971This will never be topped. I think I understand why burgers cling to 1993 so strongly because their olympic moments are so fucking embarrassing https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Q3b-OyqvsrQ&pp=ygUVMjAwMiBvaCBjYW5hZGEgaGNva2V5
They stood for O Canada amerilards never forget that
It's fucking hilarious that Canatards are actually getting trigged by 1993.Did you seriously think we weren't gonna joke about it after you guys didn't win the cup again?>1993
>>142116040whoa m8 just a bit of banter no need for a paragraph ;^)1980
>>142116057Gotchu senpai>1993
>>142116091See? Daddy's teaching you;^)KWAB
real retard hours
>>142116103No coincidence it's almost rph
real pookcific hours
She knew every player’s nameOn the roster, in the gameThought she'd never lose the prideOf her homeland on that nightStill wears the jersey tightIn her heart is still the fightLonging for the glory daysOf Montreal’s greatest playWhere’s the passion gone?Will the streak go on and on?Canadian teams just can’t winWhat the hell went wrong?Now she's got a new desireHopes to see the team on fireLooks at her average lifeAnd nothing has been alrightSince the Habs took home the CupCeline Dion was on the topWayne and Mario had it madeThen the Maple Leafs came to playNow she’s stuck in second placeSeems the Cup has left the raceOnly one Canadian teamTo hold the dream since 1993Woohoohoo
>>142115044it's warm enough in the only province that matters
Flyers' original mascot, Slapshot (no relation to the bird)
why is it not friday yeti blame gary
*parks in your spot*
>le luongo is a cup champwhy do they keep showing this faggot instead of the actual players who won it?
>>142116952based lannybased flamesbased calgary
>>142117084One is a Canadian team therefore, blacklisted from cup wins. Gary can't waste a year on a Canadian team winning.
>>142109977>where u putting ur money?inside my dickhole no jews will ever find it in there
>>142116201can we trade
>>142109819>>142109911He still owns the Roadrunners though?
>>142116015>he's never seen his hometown team winKWAB 1993 (at the very earliest)
>>142110046Doesn't it just mean hat you get 75 times the money you bet if he goes to Calgary, Columbus, Utah or Vancouver?
>>142117339Nice try but I'm from Calgary
>>142117523>2004based
why the fuck would the hawks take mikheyehyiv
>Berezin resided in Florida following his retirement from hockey.RIP to another victim of the vaxx tax.
has a sunbelt team ever had a horrendous call against them?
>>142115013>its only been above 25C maybe 1 day of the year here so farhavent had less than 25C since last week of May
>>142118377Your team is shit and run by a retard.
Let's go islanders love the islanders
>>142118377https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RNSfDDF05Nk
>>142117279Finns will melt
>>142118802There's like 40 000 people who live in the parts of Finland that are cold.
SSSCCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Lil bro scar posting in July
>>142118802>>142118924it's not good ova here
The kitties went to a famous nightclub in Miami (E11even, a parody of it was shown in the GTAVI trailer) Apparently they spotted a guy wearing a Finland Jari Kurri jersey and all the Finns on the team wore it at some point plus some other random players like Montour
>>142119623Perustettu
>>142119623>Finland Kurri jerseyrare, even by binlan standards
>>142119623Finns have a powerful diaspora
>>142119623Finland. Finland finland finland. Finland finnish finland
Holy moley this thread had a wild afterhours
>>142119883Finland in finland
>>142109877interesting how he talks way more about the nhl than about the nba, not a great business model
>>142119978Yinzers don't have an NBA team
>>142115650Dont understand. May be vaxxed
>>142109977Chicago or Detroit
>>142120021Sad
>>142115788Cuban women love Finnish men
>>142109977why would utah be that far down, they aren't good but they have all that cap space and their owner seems kinda schizo
>>142120101The only shit team for retards leon might sigh with is the oilers
my debbies
>nooo you can't have affordable tickets! you have to pay gary $300 for nosebleeds!
>>142120139Even draisaitl has to know the oilers will never win a cup
>>142119978This year the cup final had twice the viewers of the NBA finals.Lots of factors: McDavid possibly winning his first, Kitties either getting redemption or having the worst choke ever, >1993 with a Canadian team possibly finally ending the droughtMeanwhile the NBA finals was a boring blowout where the favoured team cruised to an easy win (there was literally no reason to watch any of those games after the half). People were calling in the Worst Finals ever, and somehow the team that won it got more mockery and hate than the team that lost.
I've done some calculations and there's a small chance that a Canadian team might win the Stanley Cup in the next 20 years.
i could literally heem every finnish poster here
>>142120252I wish tickets were that cheap for my team
>>142120517Nice delusions there, buddy. I would knock you out without breaking a sweat.
>>142120569id KO your ass while sweating a bit due to the heat and humidity of where i live specifically
>>142120517Good for you that's like saying you know how to crack an egg
>be McGaykid>loseHaha
Alex Meruelo is committed to buying the land on June 27th & keeping hockey in the desert.
>>142120739Well hockey is still in the desert cause Las Vegas is in the desert
>>142120497Are you sure there’s a chance Pekka? You should rerun those calculations
>>142120739>NHL commissioner Gary Bettman said Arizona Coyotes owner Alex Meruelo has informed the league he will not be pursuing re-activating the franchise, according to Sportsnet’s Eric Engels.>Bettman confirmed the news during the league’s Board of Governors’ meeting in New York on Wednesday.
canadian women owe me a double double
>>142120779angel reese is american
>wake up>realize another day has gone by since canada won a cup>1993
>>142120517>>142120569>>142120606get a room faggies
>yzerman doesn't shop walman around the league>throws in a 2nd round pick with him to make it look like a cap dumpdoes stevie hate walman and wanted to humilate him making it look like he had negative value and sent him to the worst team in the league?
>>142120828>muh yzerplan
watching the sixth sense pls no spoil
>>142120877Snape kills dumbledore
>>142120877The US beats the USSR
>>142120877there is no spoon
>>142120877It's a sled
>>142120877Bruce Willis has dementia
>>142120877There's a seventh sense
>>142120877it was donnie wahlberg all along
>>142109977Nashville or San Jose
>>142121099Nobody wants to go to San Jose, the team is shit, there are no fans, and the cost of living is high
anyone watching the big game tonight?
>>142121186>cost of living>mattering to a rich athlete
>>142121186The sharks aren't shit they're pretty good
>>142121197No
>>142121197I’m going to the gym
Barkov and Co. were walking around the streets of South Florida topless with the Cup in their hands and the bystanders acted like it was nothinggreat hockey market innit
>>142121186>newfanThe Sharks were a dominant team for like a decade. They're in a rebuild now but they aren't a bad franchise.
>>142121197Yeah US will defeat Panama
apparently the finns on kitties called a morning radio show absolutely hammered
>>142121329The cup win delayed their relocation by 8 years
>>142121345> finns > absolutely hammeredkinda redundant no?
>>142121362A Cup winner has never relocatedThey're in Florida forever now
>>142121382to add insult to injury, they will apparently play a preseason game in quebec city of all places in september
>>142120426Would Leon rather leave and be The Man© in another market? Or does he realize his production is tied to McDavid? Will he take a deal to win now or does he realize that he'll be 30 when the next contract kicks in and this is his last chance for really big money? But if he takes the big money it makes it harder to win a cup.Me personally I think Edmonton panics, pays him 14.5m, and the team is never as close to a cup as 2024.
>>142121186German owner is worth considering
>>142121444>>142121444>>142121444New
>>142121398Lmao
>>142121364I like nativist, tribalist shitposts most of all.
>>142121336>Sharks were a dominant teamNever.
>>142120829Gary tried to fuck Muruelo, but Muruelo outjewed that jew.
