EURO KNOCKOUT STAGE>29th June 202418:00 Switzerland - Italy21:00 Germany - Denmark>30th June 202418:00 England - Slovakia21:00 Spain - Georgia>1st July 202418:00 France - Belgium21:00 Portugal - Slovenia>2nd July 202418:00 Romania - Netherlands21:00 Austria - TurkeyReminder to keep it comfy, take your meds, brace for Kean at Fiorentina, eat pusy 3 times a day, go to court, drink your delusionfuel and flirt with the cute cashier.
>>142122304Ac Milan
negru
>Kean signed a five-year dealOHHHFIOCRETINAAA
Jorko to Jj part of the deal
>>142122304You are not tricking anyone duccio, it's clear this is a pegging reference
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>>142122304the Italian NT is just the continuation of Inter vs Juventus with other means
Khvicha Kvaratskhelia
>Inter president, Giacinto Facchetti: "Look, I've seen referee Bertini's score with us, he has 4 wins, 4 draws and 4 defeats...">Referee designator, Paolo Bergamo: "Bloody hell then let's make it 5-4-4. Wins, that is.>Facchetti: "Tell him it's crucial tomorrow. He's officiated 12 games, 4-4-4">Bergamo: "He'll move one column for sure, but the one beginning with W. Yes, I have to call him. Don't worry, he's understood how to walk: he's a clever lad, he's understood. Better late than never. Listen Giacinto, as for Sunday that's a match that we consider fairly quiet we'll even put a rookie in the referee draw. Is that OK with you?">Facchetti: "Alright, if you want... Alright...".>Bergamo: "But I wanted to tell you, don't ever think of a carelessness of mine.>Facchetti: "On Sunday, a rookie is fine with me.>Bergamo: "A rookie, there's Mazzoleni".>Facchetti: "Mazzoleni is from Bergamo... There's also his brother".>Bergamo: "He's a good young man, he's got good numbers, but it's the youngest who's better: he's 30 years old and promising, he's got good numbers".>Facchetti: "No problem">Bergamo: "Listen, can you lend me four tickets for Sunday, normal tickets? Can I leave my name to you?">Facchetti: "No problem, call me on Friday or Saturday. Call me and then...">Bergamo: "Good luck.">Facchetti: "Make sure you tell him though".>Bergamo: "It'll be done".
>>142122653But troubles if you say that
>>142122705>>142122728
Can it really be considered a summer day if it doesn't have international European calcio in it?
>>142122705Who will get the scudett' if inter gets punished and relegated for this?
>>142122821The third placed team, of course. It's tradition
>>142122820yes
I am bored out of my mind
>>142122416>perhaps the 6th consecutive shit striker we buy will score goals
>>142122910you should watch the cronache di spogliatoio live from yesterday
>>142122938Gimme the link, might actually watch it
Cerbero Pod-ACK!
>>142122933if he start to score they will sell him back to jj
Italy XI vs Switzerland according to Sky:Donnarumma; Darmian, Buongiorno, Bastoni; Di Lorenzo, Barella, Jorginho, Cristante, Dimarco; Raspadori, Retegui
>>142122957what happened?
>>142122957Why is it so hard for twitchbabbies to NOT want to fuck kids?
>>142122974I'm convinced that he's trying to sabotage the team, there is no fucking way he's playing a worse eleven than last time
>>142122974Another tactical aberration to babysit the negrazzurri clowns in charge and in the squad
>>142123001
>>142123027who is this sottoscritto?
>>142123027Did tutubo really become an hardcore cristcuck?
>>142122974again darmian, no calafiori, again di lorenzo, again jorginho, fucking cristante, again dimarco, again retegui. the only possible explanation is that the lineup gets decided on the basis on non-sporting evaluations.
>>142123048Alex Mucci's bf
>>142122974>3-5-2Automatic abomination
>>142123062Holy tracollo batman
>>142123062I have no idea of what he did in like the last 5 years, but I remember an older video with his father that was a religion teacher
>>142123084>no calafioriEh he's suspendedSurely it'll all go well now that the shitters play the braccini they so much wanted to be
>>142123084Calafiori is suspended so it makes sense, but all of the others are aberrations, the subs and Donnarumma will have to do all the work again because of the scarponi on the field
>>142122974Are they really that scared of bankers?
>>142122974di marco looked dead by the 20th minute in the last match
>no jewventus players and 4 (5 since frattoide will enter the pitch to sub in for cristante at the 46') sfinter playersHuge lotta between poveri is certain a prescindere if shitaly wins or loses
>>142122974>Titolaring Buongiorno in a KO game as the central 3ATBhe's just trying to prove a point or what?
>>142123062Since people didn't give a fuck about his shitty band he slowly started getting mad
>braccetti Talentless role>wingbacksTalentless role>striker in a 2-striker systemTalentless role
>>142123232>>striker in a 2-striker systemLiterally the cuck role
>>142123222Mo tell me what he should do instead, play bastominio or mancinus? Keep in mind that the media is going to lynch him if he doesn't play with a difesa a 3
Mo braccetti actually exist and the 3 defenders in a difesa a 3 aren't literally just 3 centerbacks
I immediately disregard every post starting with "Mo"
>>142123222Should he field cats?
Mo I have to go to the supermarket because I don't have enough eggs for a 'nara
>>142123275factos
>In Las Vegas it is 9.30 in the morning: Douglas Luiz's visits with the Juventus doctors are underway now.
I wish I was dead
Buciano, why not 3-4-3
>not having a chicken coop
>>142123431I did, but a ukrainian family was placed there by the government. I managed to keep them away from the beehives though
>>142123027S
>>142123478F for the chicken coop
>Kean could cost up to 18 millions if all the bonuses requirements are metWtf
>>142123665so he won't cost 18 million
>>142123665Unless the bonusses are tied to rap songs released, they won't make it
Teun Chicken Coopmeiners
>>142123406Ehhhhhhhhg but sbarellino has to play as a mezzala otherwise he isn't even able to walk
Who is the Limp Snake of Italy?
He released more rap songs than had goals last season, please let this sink in
>>142123695Well 2m actually are easy bonuses, so we're eating and listening good :)
>>142122974di lorenzo has been so fucking ass
Violafras…i dont feel so good
>>142123733>please let this sink inFiorentina already did
>>142123741Best player against croatia but gvai a dirlo
le epic headband guy
>>142123733May be the funniest fact ever, but I do hope that he performs well there, would be almost sad otherwise
>>142123733what the fuck does it want now
>kneagru and zaniolel will score 35+ gols combined next season for la viola
>>142123847>he performs well thereYou mean concerts right?
>>142123741swiss pacy negrus status?
>>142123872His music is ass, so honestly I'd rather see him do well on the pitch if he somehow can
>>142123863All in Europe
Aston Viola
AMILTSM (And Mo I Listen To Sexy Magica)Also kean to fiorentina for 13+5mln is a steal by fiorentina
>>142123890>His music is assY-Y-You actually listened to that?
do NOT look up what Vanja Milinković-Savić did ahead of the match against Denmark
Do NOT look up what Croatia did after Zaccagni scored at 90'+8'
>>142123952Heard like 5 seconds of it in a video, and I had enough
bilan fan here as much i hate calabria but he should have being in replacing di lopenzo
Mo I cook
>>142123891258 italian teams will play in europe next season>>142124033negru stew
>>142122957>Cerbero Pod-ACK!They speak burino therefore it's automatically disqualified from being in any way enjoyable
>>142124033I trust
Godfrey to Leyndelanta almost a done deal
>>142124082Is Marika included in the deal like Douglas Luiz+Alisha to Jj?
>>142124113She's already at Atalanta doe, it's no coincidence the club's nickname is La Dea
>>142124113>Douglas Luiz+Alishawhat a faggot imagine being this simp i mean still deal for jj womens team coomers will come everywhere
>>142124302Marketing genius move for Jj Women doe
Mo Bagasha Lehmann is hot
Is Alisha any good or just a pretty face like vinicius
>>142124372All I know is that she's extremely popular
>>142124372Who cares lole
>>142124372Swiss legend
Sto solo aspettando che esca la nuova maglia per comprarla da tanto che son gasata. Il rosicamento dei soliti noti non fa altro che confermarmi che siamo sulla buona strada. La Juventus sta tornando, dopo che solo un anno fa la si voleva distruggere.Non moriamo letteralmente mai
>>142123252>>142123346You field Lefties because he's too stupid to feel the pressure
>>142124480A cute. A cute!
>>142124756This is the best thing I have seen in my whole life
>>142124756Who is the guy next to selma?
>>142124768Thanks, I'm glad you like this picture of me :)
>>142124854I need someone to edit this in the picture
>>142124873Also sneak Calafiori somewhere
>>142124886Without forgetting the iconic pic of Beans in an all white dress
luis suarez to jj
Miretti to Royal Antwerp
Thiato Marmotta
>Piazza returning to Dinamoyou now remember
>>142124906>Beans in an all white dressPost it and I'll make it happen
>>142124372Shit
>>142125235Genuinely cannot find any better pic, but it was at De Sciglio's marriage
>>142125323Is this de sciglios wife or is this ruganis girl wearing white on an other girls wedding?
>>142125396Wait fuck it was Rugani's marriage, I confused the benchwarmers
https://www.instagram.com/nicolofagioli/tagged/Why is Fagioli tagged on so much softcore porn?
>>142125444Based gooner
where the fuck are my grimwood rumors di marzioooooooooooooooo
kys
>>142123232>modern football is le bad because... because it just is. OK!Reminder:>You don't need two defenders because you win if you score more than the other team (this is still unacceptable for shitalian tacticians).>Best defense is the attack>numero 10 are dinosaurs and if they are still around they should play as registas>You don't need two dedicated man on one side just the quinto tuttafascia, if needed the braccetto will help him.
>>142122974>No Gatti
Mo 3-5-2 is an attacking oriented formationMo 3-5-2 is modern or recent football
3-5-Torismo
#Juventus: avanti tutta per per Khéphren #Thuram. I bianconeri lavorano per chiudere rapidamente l’operazione // Juventus are pushing harder to sign Khéphren Thuram. The bianconeri want to complete and close the deal in the coming days
3-5-2 against mountain germans, what a finaccia
>>142126077CALCIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>142126026/seriea/ meet-up
>>142126039Torismo-3-3 doe, all other formations are tryhard guardiola meme shit
>he buys gravy-flavoured mayonaise
>Ubisoft CEO Yves Guillemot confirms Assassin's Creed remakes are on the way
2-4-4 or nothing
1-totaal-voet-bal
New kino dropped >>>/a/268152773
thuram - luiz - beans seems on paper very balanced in terms of stamina, height, technique, runs into the box, age.
>>142126357Why did it take so long to appoint a competent* technical director...
>>142126374
>>142122304>guardare tranime weebshitseriamente spero che non lo facciate, ragazzi
Europe will soon know of calcio
>>142126434wtf besiktas copied jjs logo
>>142126255lame
>>142126434Official Jj kit announcement whenBrian Priske announcement whenOfficial Feyenoord kit announcement whenThe Euros are throwing the release cadence of these things into disarray
>>>/a/268203573serie/filo/ is leaking again>>>/int/>>>/twitter/
Ghostatazza micidiale Christian, Tim, Yunus, and Weston 2nite
>Alisha Lehmann will be a separate deal to Douglas Luiz. She will cost around 50,000 euros.” damn that’s pretty expensive for one night
>mfw I accidentally see a giant Pringles can 50% offI was clean for years...
>>142127057They changed their formula few years ago so they can fuck right off
>>142126836How is such a popular player worth less than a U16, women's calcio is a meme
>douglas luiz deal done>soon to be italy's starting goalkeeper incoming>most talented thuram incoming>calafiori incoming>got rid of shit players>nazionale with no juve players and 5/6 sfinteristi will get ruthlessly eliminated by switzerland after the giant refball sculata against croatiafeels good to be a juveCHAD
>>142127213After years of suffering, it feels good to see this
>>142127213We are so back
>>142127213>>nazionale with no juve players and 5/6 sfinteristi will get ruthlessly eliminated by switzerland after the giant refball sculata against croatiaI'm sorry for you but they will win the euros
https://x.com/giusepp44911925/status/1806345159900045697?s=46&t=J2DGgazVpoWjCpwAfdhr2A
>>142127213>>nazionale with no juve players and 5/6 sfinteristi will get ruthlessly eliminated by switzerland after the giant refball sculata against croatiaif the baldoid is going to field the 5 printer shitters (i would accept it if they were good) another time i will root against the nt unironically on saturday.
>>142127522Apparently the formazione will be the same as against Croatia, the only change being Cristante in midfield. If it happens, it's over.
>>142127573then i will root for switzerland.
>>142127573And no Calafiori because he's suspended
>>142127213just wanted to say it looks better cropped like this
>>142127616Yeah, but this one seems like kind of an evidence. The only thing that can somehow get worse is no Buongiorno and Mancini instead, but I cannot believe in such a level of retardation, it would be rigged otherwise.
Why can't Spalletti do some similar shit to this? Not even the same, just at least similar
>>142127814>bastoni in a back-4>dimarco in a back-4
>>142127833I mean, yeah, but there's not much else to replace them either, and 3 atb seems dangerous as fuck
Why does chiesuccio now suddenly play on the right? Did we switch timelines?
>>142127833AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA COMFORT ZONE SAVE MEEE
The track seemed cold and instead under the radar Juve is really attempting the shot that would satisfy Thiago Motta, who is totally CRAZY for Xavi Simons.Various situations are emerging that can sensationally heat up a track that seemed impossible.
>>142127925He seemed to mainly operate on the RW when Zaccagni was playing with him against Croatia, so it wouldn't be weird
>Serbia would like a foreign manager - preferably a German or Italian - to replace Dragan Stojkovic when he is sacked.
*heats up the track by laying down some bars*
>>142127986kys girmtoli holy fuck
>formations don't matter>finding space matterst. buciano spaghetti
Where is jj? Also>bbilan
Leading the chart of Euros all-time scorers, sorry you can't say the same
>>142128010it's a shame that Di Francesco got himself a job, however...
>>142128049maybe thats a good thing given the horrendous quality of this tournament
>>142128049Tbf topping this ranking is still more of a real trophy than the rublete
>>142128049They fell for slavshitter frauds
i dont think im going to rate mottard
>>142128322Name 3 managers you rate
>>142128366otto rehhagelluis suarez player/coachalexander blessin
>>142128415Is it your biting fetish that makes you rate Suarez?
After Chelsea yesterday, also Juventus have inquired about the conditions of the deal for Murillo.Nottingham Forest, approached to discuss Brazilian CB who’s in the list of several top clubs.
>you could be playing CTR online with your /seriea/ fras
>>142127213Giuntolismus is operating at a level mere mortals can’t fathom>>142128415>BlessinBased
>>142127213well yes indeed
>Bologna now believes that keeping Calafiori will be almost impossible. Juventus has had the player's approval since May but still no agreement with Bologna. Premier League clubs are now also interested.Mo we hope
Mads Mikkelsen to Juventus
>>142129154Basado
>Per il giocatore, il Nizza ha posto il prezzo: 20 milioni di euro. Una cifra che la Juventus vorrebbe raggiungere con una parte fissa più bassa, tra i 15 milioni e i 16 milioni di euro, con 5 o 4 milioni di bonus da aggiungere. bumtoli
>>142129154/seriea/ Hannibal watchparty when?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_h-GsIdDaTQJE PARTIRA PASJE PARTIRA PAS @@@@@H
>Milan wants Rabiott.Di Marziot
>>142129487I'm praying
>>142129487>>142129495Has there been any indication on if Motta wants Rabiot to stay or not?In any case, I don't see bbilan offering much more than Jj was and if I had to pick between Motta and Fonseca the choice is pretty clear
>>142129550Apparently Motta rates him and they have a good relationship since the PSGay days
>>142129487massive downgrade i would have understood real madrid, or even manchester united for a shit ton of money. but peelan?
>>142129565With most of the players away at tournaments, I imagine things won't become clear until they drop out of the tournament. Will be interesting to follow
>>142129550Rumors are he does and he asked him to stay, but Juve probably didn't offer him or his mother enough and are not really planning to do so. I guess >we'd rather temporarily downgrade with Thuram if that means >we can replace Babbiot with a cheaper and younger player.
This evening? I am watching Quinnfinite reels. Gn sirs.
>>142129673Enjoy
>>142129673*spits on you*
>tfw no streaming service that offers Hannibal
>#BayerLeverkusen are interested in #Juventus’ centre-back Dean #Huijsen (born in 2005). #Juve ask €30M to sell him. #Stuttgart and #BVB are also monitoring the young player. #transfers
>Schira:skull:
https://x.com/TuttoMercatoWeb/status/1806444143851323457Lol what
>>142130001meme magic is real, how do rationalfags cope with that
>>142130001Bigger finaccia for those 3 candidates than Youtube Fa Cagare
>>142129804first episodes are gud, then it becomes gay babble like serieassalso 2015 was 10 years ago
>>142130430>then it becomes gay babbleFemale gaze spotted
>>142130001>>142128010By Allah we're doing it
>WeahBruh
Mr. Marra (the ultimate bvrino) is considered a philosophical genius in. Shitaly
Tim we-ACK
2nd best black player whose name begins with ‘balo’ of all time
Real negru moment
>Click game>pic related
Warra carryjob these jewventus players for the usmnt
Dude's name is Blackman kek
>cesar blackman>is actually black
https://www.theguardian.com/football/article/2024/jun/27/austria-are-everything-england-are-not-and-never-have-been-euro-2024Intrasting article, mostly about the footballing culture of Austria and how England lacks any coherent way of playin in the culture. And about players having to play where they play with their clubs because of it.In a way you can apply some of the points raised to Italy too
>>142130704>>142130817>>142130997>>142131009>>142131456
>>142131442>It shows Austria play in planned swarmsWhat the...
>>142131557Yeah that's a certified negru moment
>>142131442Lucozade should set up their own version of the Red Bull system. Imagine the anglo coaching revolution being led by Lucozade Luton Town
>>142131874Kek
How flies the usmnt without DEST
>losing to a team with players named Blackman and Gondolait’s over before it even started
Oh yes we won bros
If Manchester is blueSo is milanThe only treble team from spqrChivu is the goat
Daily dose
Good morning>morning shit situation: semi liquid>lukaku rumors semm to be seriousI dont know what to think
GMThe Bear S03? Downloaded.Suitcases for vacation? Packed.Italodisco for the road trip? Transferred to the phone.
>>142135249Who?
>>142140596Enjoy yourself fra
Which team should I support in Serie A?Juve - because I really like Torino despite people dissing itAtalanta - because I have direct flights to Bergamo and would be realistic to go to a couple of games per year and I like Bergamo as a city tooInter - because Chivu played there and I liked Chivu a lot, though not a big fan of Milano and going to games is probably difficult
Juventus since it seems to be the perfect club for poorfags and zingari
>>142140596Gm. Where are you going bossman?
>>142140917Consider romanian Lazio legend Stefan Radu
>>142140917>JuveCurrently in banter era, support at your own risk>AtalantaReddit: the club>InterCompletely umpredictable due to financial troubles. Could win again next year or drop in the deepest banter era. Everybody hates them and has seizure of rage at their mere mention./seriea/ tourists usually end up supporting Lazio so consider them.
>>142140948That top doesn’t look like it’s going to keep her warm at all through the icy Caledonian winters!
>>142140962that would be MY job!
>>142140917Como
>>142140917You don’t choose the team, the team chooses you.
We should produce a club flowchart for tourists like we did in the olden days, I'll try to make one and then somebody with some actual graphic design talent could fix it
>>142140948Montenegro, gonna drink beer and get sunburnt
>>142141027I know, but it hasn't happened yet so I gotta make a move.
Should be able to vomit before lunch
>>142140917Support Juventus, we're making a comeback on the world scale and we rule the streets around here
>>142141037Give the criteria and I'll use my job's Visio licence to make it
Paolo Visio
During a debate in the city council, Terni's mayor Stefano Bandecchi is interrupted by opposition councillors, barks like a dog and leaves.
>>142141135was the opposition councillor Speed perchance
>>142141176If someone told me I'd believe them
>Switzerland v ItalyItaly are unbeaten against Switzerland in 11 games stretching back to qualifying for the 1994 World Cup but they look vulnerable here. They were worryingly open against both Albania and Spain and the switch to a back three against Croatia only seemed to make them flatter going forward. In goal Gianluigi Donnarumma has had a fine tournament, but a lack of creativity and the absence of a top-class centre-forward are major issues.For all the pre-tournament talk that they might be over the hill, Switzerland, by contrast, have been incisive and inventive, with their coach Murat Yakin having a clearly defined and different plan for each game. Breel Embolo is now fit enough to start and his hold-up play, supplemented by the pace of Dan Ndoye going beyond him, represents a major threat. The one caveat is that they were less effective when Scotland sat deep against them – which may offer Italy a game plan.
>>142141055sounds gud.for me its metal festival for this weekend. also gonna sneak out tomorrow for italy game to a beergarden with a screen.
>>142141210>metal redhead fiketteooof
>tfw no Hayley Williams gf to sing Paramore songs with under the shower
- 30h 50m
Aaaaaaaaand yep, no good post was made in my abscence
>>142141379Delet this picture. You dont see me making fun of garibaldi
>>142141411silence, you should be honored. and we are allied until tomorrow at 19.45.
Gayribaldie
>>142140917follow your heart, it already knows the answer
>>142141482can't tell which one is the most beautiful between his pass and his shot. MY captain
Based Romania
>>142141217yeah best ones are the 9s with big boobas dressed as slutty goths.
>>142141482ALEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEX DEEEEEEL SIEEEEEEEROOOOOOOOOOOO
So, even in case italy loses against switzerland, we can all agree that donnarumma already contributed more to the NT in like 4 years than Puffon in over 20, right?
Disminchio is dead again but I'm sure he will start tomorrow anyway
>still seething against Buffon
>>142141914They both refballed hard, it's just that Buffon refballed in a World Cup whereas Donnarumma in an Euro, a lower competition
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KdOfiPyY87IKek
>>142141055Enjoy lad.>>142141061Well may I suggest you join the fraternity of InterBros. We are brothers of the world. From the misty hills of Bosnia and the aged but charming vistas of Serbia to the urban decay of Scotland and the wild, windy tundras of Finland... we are all united. United by the black and blue shirt, united by the good times and the bad times. United by Zanetti and Jonathan. By Stankovic and Kuzmanovic. When Inter plays our heart beats as one.
>>142141952This is the people who are managing the undercover labs in Ukraine.This is the people trying to ruin Russia and our Christian values in favor of mudslim and gay ones
>>142141952humiliation ritual
>>142141952I'm probably the most lefty of /seriea/ and it's genuinely emberassing that these are the choices they get in the US. Bragging about their golf scores and wether or not they carry their own clubs, Biden mumbling like a senile old git and needing his wife to help him shuffle of the stage.Why did his handlers ever agree to a debate if he's in such a state, it's grim beyond belief.
>>142142022Why are you supporting Hamas and everyone who wants to destroy Europe?
>>142141952i just hope that the amerisharts won't drag us with them in their spectacular downfall
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f1JKPa0R1EsKek'd even harder
>>142142034Because the fact that there is no new bloodborne is the purest indicator that the west has fallen and needs a hard reset
>>142141952dems already fired up the fake ballot printer, this is going to take a whole new level of rigging
>>142142049good
didn't the nihaos make bloodborne
I want Trump to win because I want poorfags dead.Poorfags vote left.Richfags vote right.Do not listen to the sfinter schizo.
>>142142064Yes, but if the west was thriving we would have forced them to make another
>>142142073>Poorfags vote left.>Richfags vote right.In america this might be true, but here in shitaly and in other pooropean countries poorfags vote right
>>142142141Shut the fuck up you fucking schizo and go back to your sfinter broke ass team
is he talking to himself again?
>politicsWho even cares, as long as I have money, food and calcio in my life anyone can win and it would change nothing for me
>>142142156no i genuinely believe that an unironic meloni voter is getting triggered by the schizo
>>142142181Good goy
>>142142184Melonivoters can speak English?
>>142142181It's funny because it sounds like something and ignorant would say but unironically nothing changes
>>142142328you'd be surprised how many people who went to school with me are now consiglieri comunali in Lega/FdI
>>142142357I mean, I do know how politics work here, it's just a gigantic meme
>>142142417What's the deal with this dude? He's become a bit of a punchline north of the border
>>142142529why lol
>>142142141I've already proven this is not the case in Italy. I'm something of an expert myself so respect my authority on such matters and hold thy tongue scoundrel!
>>142142606Like a player wasn't paying attention at a corner kick, and then the commentator said: 'if he's not careful, he's going to do a Van Guchtje'
>>142142625Terroni are notoriously poorfags and those who can be defined "richfags" were born poor and just stole shit across their life
Carranza is up
needs the pompeii treatment
>>142141095This is what I came up, it's readable but maybe it would be cuter with club badges
>>142142647because of the half naked lady(or legs or whatever, didn’t follow the story desu) in the background in some interview?
>>142142858Mo I post this on r/italy
>>142142914Based
>For Thiago Motta, Gatti is important because he covers two roles (centre-back and full-back) but also because he has that motivational energy that he showed during these two years at Juventus. The club has rejected offers from the Premier League and will continue to refuse in the future.Turning down 30mil for Gatti...fras...
>>142142952or maybe journos lie and there never were any offers, just maybe
>>142142952Why sell him though? He gives off young Chiellini vibes: terrible blunders from time to time, not the greatest touch on the ball and yet he's able to get the team going while banging in headers in crucial moments
>>142142976I hate journos so much>>142142983I actually like him, but I can't see any other way to get the money for Cauliflower (apart from maybe selling Huijsen and a couple of other bench players)
>le bad player full of pashun liking players like Gatti is peak banter era behaviour, the equivalent of interfags liking Nagatomo and Ranocchia or bbilanistas liking Adli
>>142143018Sometimes shit players are the most kino ones, and not like I don't shit on him every single time he misses a touch either.
>not rating ranocchia
>>142142993I'd rather keep a centreback playing every game as if it was his last than spending a gorillion euros on a kid that needs his favourite coach to perform
>>142143062You're not that wrong either, and even fucking Real VARdrid and Liverpoop are interested in him at this point, so I'm losing hope. Spending anything more than 40mil would make it a horrid deal, even if he wants to come to Jj.
>Trump isn't planning to ban birth control pillsWhat a fucking cuck I swear to God
>>142142983So basically chiellini vibes = being a shitter, actually a trvthnvke
>>142143038>I want a shitter to play for my club because ???
>>142143156>ban birth control>Shaniqwa's brood of 3 little angels become 6 future brain surgeons We've got to stop it folks, we've got to stop it. There's too many, it's a disgrace what's happening, It's a disgrace.
>>142143208Don't forget that Chiellini also refballed Shitaly an undeserved Euro against England
>>142143239Because he scores at times, and because he's tall enough to defend against other tall and strong players.
>>142143244I'm for a total ban of any kind of birth control tool, be it condoms, pills, you name it. Let people take their responsibilities. You want to have sex but don't want to end up pregnant? Time your sex activities so you won't get pregnant.
>>142143277Horses for courses innit. Birth control should be mandatory for all non-European peoples. It should be prohibited for Aryan women of prime breeding age, so long as they have no inheritable genetic deficiencies.
>>142143108>deluded enough to rate grimtolis manmade horrors>not deluded enough to believe cauliflowers is 100% happening??
>>142143364I trust him, but Perez is one of the rare men with more power, he literally has infinite money and influence in politics.
I want Greenwood because he makes libs mad.I want him to grab a female from the stands, rape her on camera and scream nigger out loud and see the meltdown on twitter from libs
i like cats but hes not a good player. still would keep him as a bench warmer useful to prevent the negrification of the locker room currently operated by grimtolo and keep it sovlful
Racist Lazio's only black player being a rapist would be good fun ngl
All good posts
>Federico #Chiesa’s agent Fali Ramadani, despite working on solutions in Italy with Roma/Napoli and abroad with Bayern Munich, has now sent new signals to Juventus about a possible renewalKikko....
You would expect it to get old but I always watch them
I hope we are stil fratelli after Switzerland wins tomorrow and you keep continuing coming here for your skiing trips
>>142143587KEEEEK disadvantage jewventus
>>142143593I personally always save the Heysel edits thinking that it's new stuffmaybe to cause some maximum seething I will post a cum tribute on one of the printed pepe heysel edits
>>142143641if you dont do it youre the biggest pvssy of all time
>>142143641either deliver or live to be the next key scratcher
I dont like pugliese women
The Albanoswiss maintain that the Italian people has lost faith in victory.I ask you: Do you believe with Sballett and the FIGC in the final total victory of the Italian people?I ask you: Are you resolved to follow the Nazionale through thick and thin to victory?Are you willing to accept the heaviest personal burdens such as watching a midfield of Chris Tante and Giorginio and a strike partnership consisting of a 4th choice manlet and an oriundo fraud?
>>142143587what the fuck was he thinking, really
>>142143693getting england in the quarters is not good, they'll be out for blood after 2021
>>142143652>>142143665As long as you promise not to send it to the police or some shit, I don't want to be persecuted for memes like the Average Italian Guy FB page owner back in 2014
>>142142858Time for lunch now
>>142142858>bringing in politics in a fucking calcio flowchartYou can tell this was made by the same faggot that keeps posting Repubblica gibberish or ultimora_pol screenshots off twatter everyday
>>142143742It's the fight in the dog not the dog in the fight. England look shellshocked so far.
>>142143816Name something relevant about Bologna and Lazio not related to bolitics chud
>GENERAL thread>nuuuuu you can't postt offtopic stuff like pollitics pls stopperino ;((((
>>142143742their manager is a rat
>>142143834>BolognaCanadian milk (calcium) products>LazioSleepy chairmanWas it that difficult?
Reminder that Canadians sell milk in bags
>>142143866i'd say the same things about dutch grills if only they had tits
>>142143824how are you going to survive the amount of anglo gloating after their triumph in berlin?
>>142143874You need tits to sell milk in bags?
Mo I change my twitter handle in bufalismo
>>142143857>taste for arthoes is now a political thingjust kill me
>>142143839anything goes during NT breaks/offseason, always was like that
>the Italy schizo is a delusional bong who's still seething three years after the loss in the Euro finalAbsolute cinema
>jewve u-23 in the terrone groupAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH Pottery
>>142143895The prospect last time was bad enough. It would've hurt doubly as bad seeing as it was Italy they were playing. Honestly though going into the tournament I thought they were solid favourites, I've mentally prepared myself.
>The name uf the new milan u23 team?MilanFuturo (secured)
>>142143604- 27h 29m
>>142143671Holy grease
>>142143938Il Bufaliano would be more original
explain /ita/ to me, it's a captivatingly bizzare place
>@[generic buzzword]ismoLook at me, I'm the most original twitterfag
>>142144169I suggest posting there instead of here for a few months to interact with the locals and achieve a closer analysis!
>>142144169i and a 3-5 other guys created it when i was like 15-16. it was like roided seriea, it had the deepest lore on 4chan, and its own kino jargon. then spammers from outside (namefags mostly) ruined it, pretty much the same shit it's happening now on serie a. now it's years i dont even check it.
imagine bragging about it
>>142144246>i and a 3-5 other guys created it when i was like 15-16I now remember the schizo shitaliano who claimed he created /seriea/
>they ruined muh sekrit club xddddddd>they ruined muh sekrit discord of jewventini xddddddd
>>142144282I say this
>>142144246luckily /seriea/ whatsapp group is still kino
why does he keep bringing up discord so often?
>>142144282This but unironically. If anything /seriea/ is better than ever, it's not just a circlejerk of boomers discussing about football and videogames, we have jokes, we have funnyposting, we have schizos, we have literal pedos too (find me a single respectable general that doesn't at least have a pedo, I date (You))
>using whatsapp Holy poorfag, what are you a Lega voting 50 year old?
Mejo telegramus
Kys calciofinocchi
All fikette use telegram for their maturità study groups, whatsapp is for texting their parents
>>142143967Oh wow, they sent them to the girone with mediocre clubs? Surely they are not trying to help Jewe reach Serie B with their sneeder club right, it would be totally crazy to think that
What is going on here?
>>142143787thanks duccio, enjoy your untoasted sandwich bread with pre-sliced cheese
What did Bologna mean by this?Audio version: https://x.com/Bolognafc1909/status/1806644212219163114>>142144356Rude, I use the Rolls-Royce of cheese slicers to make my sandwiches tyvmhttps://nl.boska.com/products/kaasschaaf-monaco-plus
Weird how spalletti decided to call up cambiaso and fagioli who until 2 weeks ago barely played in Serie C (or Gatti who benched in Serie B) when there are numerous more experienced italian players in their roles! But surely the club where someone plays isn't an important factor in selecting players for the NT, they just look at their quality!
Where is Rabiot going now that he is a free agent?
Trabzonspor
>>142144406Milan, it's almost a done deal according to Milan insiders
>>142144406you already know
I post on filo because I cant hablar inglisc
seriea peaked when there was that Jj anon which used to make the sturaro edits, the Juve pepes etc. miss him.
/ita/ il figoahah aha aha ha ha
>>142144432heysel edits are jj edits.
Heysel edits matter*raises up fist*
>>142144432ufficiale tier humor
>>142144308Stickers are funny
>>142144432warmest memories of /seriea/ together with the bossnian saga and the original fantacomfy season
>>142144169I once posted there and asked them something abou meloni and her political agenda but I got mostly ignored. The only replies I got was being called a beekeper from lugano or something like this
>>142144478feels like yesterday. then his Jj tradition kind of continued but never had the same comfiness. the lore in the period of miriam etc was already a silver age. now it's the kali yuga thanks to the factory/poorfag/mo/etc spammers.
>>142144432you can pinpoint the exact moment when Papu left /seriea/no fetta al latte
She’s in the Nether Regions
>>142144598I thought I smelled something
>>142144530"muh good old days" nostalgia is kind of pathetic, i still like /seriea/. there is a power imbalance caused by most interisti leaving the thread around the time covid ended and a lack of oc but frankly who cares
t. newfag there are more interisti now than ever. if anything, the milanisti left.
>interisti>leavingif anything, it's the milanisti that completely fell off the map (the kyrgyz, the shqip, the greek, the deluded belgium...)
>>142144713kek based chronicles-keeping bro truth is, the comfiness of this place crumbled with the influx of objectively dull, aggressive, whiny printeristi probably from some italian forum
>>142144713Kyrgyz fell on the Donbass frontlines fighting the satanic Judeo-American empire. Perthfra hasn’t been on for ages either, he was a Bilanista.
Warra stability section Z
Mo the printeristi aren't bots
>>142144598*shits on you*
>>142144781Remind me that I still need to go to Lidl this week. Thanks senpai.
>>142144711>>142144713threads are completely dead during inter matches outside of the finnbro and people owling them, rest of the inter discourse are people accusing each other of being interfags for crimes such as considering barella a decent player or dismissing the latest twitter drama.
>>142141055enjoy sunshine brother
>>142144738>probably from some italian forumnah, it's from a very specific area of twitter that I won't detail furtherI'm just keeping an eye on every single posting style, name and surname of them to see how far they can get without exposing themselves
>>142144885keep fighting the good fight bro
>>142144885now that's pathetic and I say as someone who got annoyed by this twitterposting
>>142144713>the kyrgyz, the greek, the deluded belgium, australia bro/seriea/ legends
>>142144885>muh sekrit clubYou can find them under most sfinter Xfags like say wazza or similar abominations
>our mere existence sends them into crisis modelol, lmao even
>>142144989Meloni voters do be like that
Fajardo 83'
>zero fucks given about them>whines about being too few >gets mocked >>our mere existence sends them into crisis modewtf
>>142145067You've just described the average fascistoide meloniano, which coincidentally happens to be a poorfag aka a jewe fan
he is mad mad
>>142145201Go to this url for the webapp to edit to your own taste: https://app.diagrams.net/I uploaded the my saved file here: https://file.io/Hm41Y8S745TC
>>142145201The illusion of choice was never there, my family supports Jj since three generations
>>142145399kek
>>142145201I've been on this planet for decades and I've yet to find out about a Romafag that isn't a diehard, barricadiero tier leftist
>>142145399Can you make one with the heysel edit?
> diehard, barricadiero tier leftistcould have just wrote cretin
>>142145201>>142145229you took the effort of doing it so i'm not going to modify. i set apart venezia and como because their appreciators here seem to care more about stadiums and kits than footie so i don't really get the women thing
>>142145437>diehard, barricadiero tier leftistBvll
>>142145524>i don't really get the women thing
>>142145524It's not like anyone is going to remember it in the next 2 hours anyway
https://x.com/dafiumicino/status/1806634086989013495Wow I didn't know that he's telling me for the first time. What can you say?
>>142145630bold of you to assume i'm not going to spam it come august
>>142145437riommerds are or clueless radical leftist or braindead cacapound members
It's up my frens
>>142145777Feeling sorry for FAGiolo. Xhaka is going to rape him
>>142145812I mean yeah, it's not like we expected anything else from a swissbanian
>>142145777>attackfine>midfieldwhy beans just why would you put a player that never played this season as starter.No comments on Grimstante>defencefine too,Mancini is not going to play another game this euro so i really hope he goes full apeshit and kill an opponent player
>>142145777>no ciolafiori>no jorginho>no frattesi>no pellegrinifantastic>di lorenzo>darmianfuck>elshagenuinely curious
>>142145812I don't think luciano is that stupid
>>142145857>>no ciolafioriHe's suspended
>>142145858when jj money arrives everyone can become stupid
>>142145868fuck i hoped buciano saw the light and decided to drop le double ball playing cb meme
>>142145524Feel free to change it up, I just took it from the blueprint the other Italo provided and only made changes to the things I didn't really understand myself and I think the reason to include a reference to Theopisti is pretty self-explanatory
>>142145777Did Sbalett receive permission to play with the tictocs he's always preferred in his 30 years career? How nice from the gravinoids in charge
2 DAYS :)
>>142145881>double ball playing cb memeit's good to have when you're 3atb
>random ass afternoon in late June>suddently I'm reminded of [redacted]'s existance
>>142145952i don't know if what happened vs croatia was buciano sincerely not understanding 3-5-2 tictocs or maliciously fielding a shit team just to prove his point but at this point there's no time to find out, just give him what he wants.
The audio version is a banger, I will mentally pronounce it the Spanish way from now on:https://x.com/tamita_jfc/status/1806665238764286151
>>142145967if she was brought back to your mind by duccio's post then her ass must have been fantastic
>>142145777NOOOOOOOOOO BUT MUH BASTONCINO'S PREFERRED ROLE!!!!!!!
>>142146027>you can make market without money
>>142145777> beans in ok if it's this one i am going to root for italy> darmianembarrassing
Why are no actual terzini in this squad except for di lorenzo? It's all talentless wingbacks
>>142146169name 2(two) good italian terzini
>>142145777>3 inter and 2 juventusHoly shit imagine the poorfag wars tomorrow
>>142146192Calabria and florenzi (tell me that calabria and the right and florenzi on the left wouldn't have been better and di lorenzo and darmian)
>>142146192Busto and Arsizzio
>>142146169For the same reason there's only two wingers, the top-down imposed choice was to field a 3-5-2
>>142146231no they wouldn't have been better>>142146239based why pelato left them at home???
>Dean Huijsen, still expected to leave Juventus in the next days as price tag will be around €25m plus add-ons.>There’s interest from several clubs with Juve ready to sell him, waiting for the best proposal.>Juve will sign at least 1 more centre back.
>>142146231
Daily reminder that a manager doesn't call up six centrebacks in a 25 man squad to employ 4def lineups on the regular
>>142146409I mean, we play 433 and we did; Blind, De Vrij, Van Dijk, Ake, De Ligt and Van De Ven
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6PbHhXAW7i8Priske interview is up
cambiaso >>>>> fit di marco > bellanova > unfit di marco > liquid shit > gatti fullback > de sciglio called up >>>>>> darmian > di lorenzo
I always get de vrij and de ligt mixed up
>>142145201Based Duccio as always
>>142146598One has the sexo wife, plays piano and is a Feyegod, the other is Mr. Barren, gets his balls stomped on and is an ajaxsissy
>>142146586>fit di marcoMo this exists
>>142146586meds (or simply watch games)
>>142146912what triggered you, retard?
>>142147039rating cambiaso
>there are Cambiaso non-raters ITTThis is who you talk calcio with
>>142147052well that's easily explained with your low iq then
real factory workers hours
>>142147128W LA MIELOGNI
>no counter-argumentlol
>your argument
What's the /seriea/ consensus on i-frames in Fromsoft games and stuff like Monster Hunter, are they holding the players back or are they a necessary evil?
>>142147227kek
>>142147246No i-frames on sideways dodging
>>142147246there are i-frames on monster hunter?
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