Previously on /Heem/: >>142129245News: Jiri shook.
Early
K-1
FightFairy.
>>142136120Hill's cope is more respectable than jiri's.
You guys just don't understand Jiri and that's okay
>>142136222I don't, his english is pretty poor
>>142136222
>>142136189It literally isn't.
Bo Nickal could finish both men in the main event inside of 15 minutes.
>"should not of been"
Who will be the first person to beat Poop Nickel? Shara Bullet?
>>142136272What is this piece called Mexibro
>>142136293
//HEEM!\\
>>142136289Khizdaddy
>>142136328Crossing by Leon Spilliaert, distant family member of GM3 btw
>This guy completely changed the face of MMA.
>>142136249holy based
>>142136432jews ruin everything
>>142136432
I wish Pereiras kids would fuck off
>>142136538I've seen enough. Give him a title shot
bueno silva is kinda nice, her face aint bad either.
>>142136538Polish guy vs the guy that russians genocided for the past 200 years. Very funny
heem medicare
Machado is going to end the memevp for good. That old shit can crusher is 45 years old and still talking smack.
hues just name their kids after chocolates and old white people
Marc Andre Barriault comeback week we will not let a split decision ruin us Pyfypuss is getting heemed
>>142136538There has to be something going on either genetically or ecologically that makes all these inbreds have extremely weak legs, we've seen it so often now.
>>142136605You mean Dagestani guy vs the guy that russians genocided for the past 300 years, monkeydonia
>>142136616Garry probably decisions him but he doesn't have the power to put mvp out and mvp can catch him and heem him.
Interesting how Poatan didn't deny the spiritual cheating alegations at all, he just tried to divert the question...
>>142136640But enough about the brits
>>142136417Appreciate you, thanks.
>>142136701You're welcome
>>142136693Blaydes one was even more embarrassing for UK rats and it's happening again next month
>Prochazcka>smiff>ortega>silva>garryThe picks are in boys
>>142136640I remember that after the first volk fight some bum on twitter was coping saying that the bruises on islam face weren't because of volk hitting him but because of lack of citrus in their diet that made their skin susceptible to damage.Since dagestan is mostly mountain their soil isn't that mineral dense and on top of the inbreeding they didn't got enough nutrients so that's probably a factor.
3 canadians on this card, they will all win.
>>142136662he will keep him against the cage and on the ground for 3 rounds easily
polish art is based
Polish Power is too strong.
>>142136739I can't get enough nutrients and citrus because of the draughts and inflation either cuh
gamblin herb got the main event this Saturdayexpect the unexpected
>>142136693Conor is Irish
>>142136815If I expect nothing what would happen?
Conor is Iberian.
>>142136830You're all the same horses with rickety legs
>>142136775Since gary is faster I can see him outstriking him with relative ease but gary isn't a wrestler so i don't think he can wrestlefuck mvp.Mvp will most likely lose but he is more likely to get a heem.
holy cope jiri really called the shaman blessing "dirty practice" its legit ogre. I thought maybe he was just jelly of the moral support but this goes beyond that.
MVP is getting MVPeemed I'm not a scriptwriter don't blame me
>>142136809Is ok, we got our macros from tortillas and beans anyway.
>>142136840uhh.. nothing.
>>142136852why is he opening his bussy and there's a BBC bulge wtf
>>142136895Oh no
>>142136840wait no, something. expect something to happen
XGames start tomorrow, thats heem approved?
>>142136840Still something unexpected but since you were expecting not to expect something it doesn't count.
>>142136916My dear Extreme Sports Gods say yes, they infact say its gnarly bra
>>142136707What in the blue fuck
Eternal hate We suffer
Why is this little shit such a cuck???Now he is proud that his own son can't speak his own mother language, just portuguese. Wtf is wrong with his peaheaded bitch.
Anyone else felt that shift in the magnetic polarity?
>boy lesbian>wears mascarawhat did she mean by this?
>>142137013Certainly
>>142137020forgot pic
Don't be shocked if Pereira gets ragdolled and elbowed to death. This is MMA, not kickboxing.
>>142137053I hadn't thought of that
>>142137053Like the last time?
heeminder, pereira's greatest weapon is nullified by the anti-heem gloves.bet the house
>>142137071low t-city better watch out for diego
>>142137045I seen her nipples, which essentially means that I sexed her.
>>142137071I swear every other time I've watched this, it's been 25% slower. Is someone gaslighting me?
>>142137078but whitaker heemed? with his hand no less, the gloves giveth and the gloves taketh away
>>142137078Pereira has been a pointfighter since he entered the UFC, thus his heeming ability will increase exponentially due to the new hloves.
The anti-heem nexus
There's no such thing as anti heem gloves.
>>142137012its truly pathetic, darren till-esque
>>142137078>>142137106jerry punches like whittaker but more aggressively. if the gloves help precise stabbing punches then it should benefit him significantly.
There are anti heem gloves but there is no material on earth that is anti weem. Remember that. Respectfully.
>>142136680High IQ move it clearly gets to Jerry. A lot of fighters claim to channel so he might not be joking.
>>142137151I hope. We hope.
>>142137131dana has a little button that can press to activate and deactivate the heem technology in the chipset thats internally woven into the new ufc gloves
I'm gonna have a beer. Quite possibly a cigarette too.
Glove theory? NOW were talkin /heem/
>>142137174Requesting this but with weemed out fighters occupying each island
Glove Teixeira
>>142137174I been here before.
>>142137215
>>142137209Oh I dont have those skills
>>142137175Seems legit
thoughts on the petitness of fightfairys figure?
>>142137215That's my man
*clears throat*That's a man with a penis.
Leaf hour
Conor said the new gloves are 3 ounces.
>>142137269>feigns modesty while deliberately accidently showing off her bodyI think i'll stick to guru
>>142137269Everytime his name is mentioned someone gets paid.
>Conor said
>no calabasas debate companionbapa bros...
>>142137296>>142137339they are confirmed to be 3.4oz
imagine a bryce mitchell vs jared cannonier debate
is jiri cool with pilinoh and glover in pereiras corner or is that cheating too?
>>142137359
https://youtu.be/5ewb_gFPrDYdaner speaks
>>142137369>GloveThat's also cheating but in a different way
>>142137366Jared has been involved in a bunch of different religions and pseudo cults he would probably believe whatever Bryce is saying and start training out of Arkansas
>>142137397That gay bald jabroni can't even spell "shaman" right...
>>142137359A journey worth taking.
>>142137433Fragile.
>>142137433>defies karmic justice for cheating on tracyortega is a different nigga
new gloves>allegedly hurt raw thudding power>allegedly help precise striking>allegedly increase speed>allegedly help grapplingall of these are better for jerry
"This is real. This isn't fabricated bullshit" - Dana White, 2024
Will mainstream money make MMA more skilled or are zoomers a lost cause? Pride never dies
ortega by ko in round 2
haven't heard daner refer to the sheik as his excellency. might gotta boy the lobster
what is turkey sheik excellent at?
>>142137477He holds Dana like hes an bitch. Dark tines...
>>142137543excellent rusty trombone giver
>>142137359I'll let this one slide, but please, no more racism
The next one.
>>142137433>God giving his toughest soldiers his toughest test
>>142137433Lopes is gonna heem, yair almost heemed him but was too yair.
>>142137639>Ortega nerfing himself to make it a fair fight and still winningPoopes stands no chance
>>142137639if you re-watch the fight with sound off, ortega was nowhere close to getting finished.
>>142136112And oo
>>142137688literally just falls off balance because of his ankle
The simple fact which is the hardest for you to accept (because you are a brainlet) is that Jiri vs Pereira would better and more entertaining under K-1 or Muay Thai rules.
remember when fiziev did that matrix dodge and no one ever tried it ever again, oh shid I didnt know I had the webm for it here.
>>142137728Peirera would clinch like a fag
>>142137728>K-1 or Muay Thai rules.Only if it’s ONE Muay Thai with 4oz gloves, pillowkick rules are shit
whittaker, reyes, imavov... the speedy stabber renaissance has begun
>>142136538Skipped leg day
Paul Craig
>>142137768you better look at the fucking floor when you respond to me
>>142136540Doc gave me steroids when i got pneumonia from the coof
>>142137728If it was in kickboxing or muay thai I wouldn't watch that crap.
>>142137808ching chong ping (your dad) is tumbling
>>142136640What daggys lack in leg strength they make up for in back strength
please be real
>>142137805So he looks at you in the eye?
>>142137830you dont watch ONE b?
>>142137848THE vs THE? Boy I sure can't wait for this one.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9GgXaAYzUqo
>>142137848>CopelovAlso>Brunno HulkKek is that his nickname or do hues really.
zat would've destroyed whittaker
>>142137848Ferreira has 100% finish/get finished rate in the ufcI like his chances
>>142137862
>>142136863Jiri has seen impossible things, he knows something that we don't.
>>142137882mcgregor pulled out, you can go
>>142137912just ufc bro?
>>142137937Sometimes.
I wish Mark Coleman died in that house fire. Tired of seeing his ugly ass boomer face everywhere. #Chama
ONE is #1
>>142137943fair enough meng
>>142137905If only they had medicine to manage his rampant HIV AIDS infection in whatever 3rd world muzzie shithole he lives in now
>>142137948he started it to get tickets to 300 because dana ghosted him the first time he asked
clothes dont even fit
ian garry worked the marks again
Ian Gary prepped the bull again
>>142138009you just ain't hip hop
kek ian garry marks are projecting their fetishes again!
>Neil Magny>Geoff Neal>Michael Pagewho next?>Usman>Leoncurious...
kek ian garry' son cannot speak his father native tongue!
0-7
>>142138097But enough about black people's record against Ian Garry.
If Ian Gary was Canadian he would be the only top 15 ranked Canadian fighter in nearly 2 years straight.But he's not.
Ian Machado-Garry by KO in round 1.
Which fighter?
im honestly too cool for you bums and you hate it
>>142136189It isn't because Jiri's excuse is so batshit it's funny.
alex periera is a cannibal and is engaging in human sacrifice
Sorry boys had something on the ole teevee back to discuss jiri and his bum status
now wait just a minute now... i don't think ian garry has had a single white opponent in the ufc
JERRYBROS
perieira is into some straight up apocalypto human hunting shit, thats why he does that bow and arrow gimmick fr
>>142138242that deer is chill af
>>142138302It's heavily drugged
Hector Lombard has signed with Polish Promotion GROMDA
>>142138294Ong ?
>>142138367skibidi toilet sigma ohio +aura rizz ong no cap go off
Hendo canonically killed Hector Lombard
>>142138414
>>142138436stop posting this webm thanks
Do Brazilian tribes have death whistles?
did anyone even know the poofc hall of fame was on
>>142138436Por que lo hizo?
>>142138528I did, I wasnt interested in it though.
>>142138367Talmbout ong bak? Beast of a movie.
Why jiri doesn't practice samurai martial arts?
>>142138552I love that webm.There was an old fight week vlog that im sure has been scrubbed where Dana was riding a sport bike in Maine at like 100 mph no helmet.
>>142138552DANA WATCH OUT THERE'S BANANA PEEL IN THE ROADWAY DANAAAAAAA, NOOOOOOOOO!!!!
>>142136538I didn't even know this trash fight occurred
>UFC Fight Night: Machida vs AndersThis was a real fight night I cant believe it
imagine caring about mmGAY when the biggest poltical asswhooping just happenedpoor joe never had a chance...
>>142138740was a peach b
>>142138740What was your favorite line? For me it was >We had the H2O.
>>142138740we dont watch that shit here
so what's the argument for pereira not being the p4p GOAT
>>142138824Islam's streak is longer than Pereira's MMA career. That's a big part.
Why did SHITmaev duck Bobbert?
>>142138824You're right hes the GOAT
>>142138824he can't wrastle
Pereddit is the biggest cutbaby in the whole POOFC
>>142138824anyone heemed by jizzy cant be p4p goat
>people thought sirGAY could actually beat jonesbones would control that bum with his reach and oblique kick him until his knees buckled
Hooker beat Poirier no discussion needed
>>142138959
>>142138981He lied, you can clearly see him moving the entire time
>>142138164You're subscribed to the ufc India youtube channel right buddies?
Ian's not allowed to do Nina Drama interviews. His wife got between them in the Pereira video. Nina and Richard don't want him hanging around with someone so young.
>>142139041nina's like 36
ARE YOU READY FOR SOME WEIGH INS
>>142139052Yes. Layla gets intimidated by younger women
>>142138981I thought that was a win for Poirier. But I watched the guillotine and dookie dan was only in it for a short bit and popped his head out. Even worse it looks like Dookster is just being nice because he feels bad for Poorier.
>>142136249just how powerful is Izzy's yoruba witchcraft
do we really need to see slamdaddy buckbreak poolives again?
>>142136540Conor will always be fucking basedfuck the haters
do u think poatans mong sons bully vianas fat kid?
>>142139135I think you should shut the fuck up, dude. Respectfully.
>>142139199kill yourself???
>>142139135no, lohan is a very kind boy. also they broke up
>>142139245was bound to happen. no man can match colby as a lover.
>>142139135How does poluanas son look like? hes fuckin 14, might be older than both of these 2, alessandro is 13 and lohan 14 too
>>142139255I guarantee you Poatan is better at everything in bed except eating pussy while also being much bigger and relentless
>>142138952in a month you'll be saying>people thought ASSpinall could actually beat jones
>>142139280bit gay b
>>142139280You sound like he personally fucked your bussy
>>142139319The Bo Stan guy is really gay so probably happened.
>>142139319im a girl, we exist
>im a girl, we existywnbaw
>>142139135He's not fat, he actually looks like Alessandro and looks older than them
>>142139334XOCHIMILCO OCHIMILCO
>>142139334post tits or gtfo
>stalking a 13 yr old's social medialeast pedophillic and mentally ill heem poster
>>142139334>Official Bo Nickal Stan Account poster is a trannyKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK
>>142139368aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa my eyeeeeees my foooookin eyes
>>142139368gawd damn lmao...
>>142139349>chilango on MY /sp/leave, faggot
Who i'm pickin for 303>Poatan>Lopes>Smith>Chaisson>Garry
>>142139397Only mistake is Garry. He will be MVPeed on.
>>142139368
>>142139266minin durinho on the left
McSnapper ducked Chandler.
>Kadyrov threatened to kill all relatives of Dagestani terroristsThe head of Chechnya called for blood feud:"If a suspect is associated with the Shaitans, his entire family must be punished. And anyone who encroaches on a policeman should understand that we will kill everyone for blood feud - father, brother, uncle," Kadyrov said.umm... brazzas?
How will perieafags cope he knocked out stiff canvas
>>142139454>all relatives of dagestani terroristsSo... he's gonna kill himself and like 80% of the country?
>>142139459sorry bro I'd answer but your post is so stupid it put me to sleep before I could
>>142139461
>>142139461he is a checen and chechens fought dagestanis for centuries until the russian empire came to the Caucasus
>>142139472>>142139478Oh right, I sometimes forget those are two different breeds of mountain muslims.
>>142139499brazza that left mountain, we right mountain you kno dis
Pyfer seems like a real cunt. Hope he gets brutally decisioned by the leaf
>>142139454Chechens have no power in Dagestan. Anyway it was TAJIK BVLLS who did the killings and they shit on Chechen cucks.
is funny as hell how MVP worked Garry into a seething shoot with a simple>uwotm8?
How it feels to lurk /heem/ on the days previous to a good card.
>>142139521idk what it is about you but you are pissing me off
>>142139540
chamans should be illegal
the sheer audacity of the ufc to force me to watch a boy on boy rematch while contenders i hate wait in the wings
>>142139547okay nvrmind you're cool thats one of the funniest images I have ever seen what part of mexico you are from? Jalisco, Chiapas, Chihuahua, Ciudad? only places I been to
>>142139557everything this anon posted is a lie! the idea that the ufc would force him to watch an illegal stream, just the idea is such a lie
>>142139567i pay for everything you pink bastard now reward me with what fans like me want to see
*enters thread*
Post your main card picks with a reason why for each fight
>>142139454hewl do nuthin
>>142139619Pereira (just don't like Jiri)Ortega (he's elite just bad timing)Smif (Roman is a bum)MVP (just don't like Garry)
>>142139619>Poatan vs JiriPoatan is too cool, he is my favorite fighter. He looked off in the 1st fight and was still able to win.>Ortega vs LopesOrtega is unable to trade in the pocket, his chin is waining and his takedowns are bad. Lopes will knock him out>Smith vs DolidzeSeen Dolidze twice, against Giles he threw himself on the floor pathetically tryign to get a heel hook and against Vettori he just threw an overhand and nothing else. he is ass, smith got it with his jab that looked good agaist crute>Chiasson vs SilvaSilva, chiasson quit to an upkick vs aldana>Garry vs MVPMvp has a leaping in right hand, he is ass. garry wll win
>>142139619>Jiri Poatan isn’t actually good at MMA and has a weak chin >Ortegahe’ll neutralize the Lopes BJJ and win a sloppy shitty kickboxing match >Smiffdolidze isn’t well rounded and can’t wrestle >MayraMacy is a can crusher >MVPGarry is a fraud and gets 29-28’d
>>142139501Shit I am sorry brazza
smiff should honestly be on his knees crying thanking god ulberg got injured
>>142139669>Poatan has a weak chinretarded>he’ll neutralize the Lopes BJJ and win a sloppy shitty kickboxing matchLopes is a striker
>>142139619smiffim really smart
>>142139690>Lopes is a strikerretard
>>142139689but doodoolidze just need one
>>142139717he strikes now
>Poatan has a weak chin
just how bad is pantoja
>>142138740UFC affiliates won BIGLY
>>142139690Poatan got knocked out cold by jizzy with his back against the cage lol. He would have been knocked out by jizzy in the first fight if there were 2 more seconds in round 1. He has a weak chin >Lopes is a striker LOL
Pereira hasn't been hurt once at 205
So they test for excessive testosterone levels but not for midi-chlorians?
>>142139820watching jiri heem pereira in the rematch was shocking
>>142139820so he's due
Can't believe Pereira landed that head kickJiri was convulsing and everything
>>142139816Jizzy is a great striker when he knows he can heem someone
>>142139820Almost every Jiri connection to the head had him retreating. Wouldn’t say he was hurt but he doesn’t take a punch very well. Don’t be surprised when Jiri sleeps him
>>142139848Jan was landing bombs on him and he wasn't phased, it's Jiri's pressure and volume that had him going backwards
Brian T-Series Ortega
>>142139619>AlexJiri wild nonsense won't work against somebody with enough power to stop him and leg kicks that are strong enough to capitalize on his weakness>T-CityLopes is a fun action fighter and Ortega actually has learned how to fight throughout the years>SmiffSmiff is a can, but at least he's a 205er>GarryMVP is an old can crusher
Uh, bad gyal, white don dadaRude boy, it's a white boy summerBad gyal, white don dadaRude boy, it's a white boy summer
Everyone is picking Poatan. You know how this ends.
He was landin BAWMBS on him
>5 fights in 5 years what a true samurai warrior
>>142140033Samurais were high class rich folk who didnt just wage war
https://rumble.com/v547ltx-trump-and-biden-debate-full-coverage-wsneako-and-jake-shields.html?e9s=src_v1_epJake Shield (MMA fighter) reaction to the presidential debate, alongside Sean Strickland one time sparring partner
samurais were just a bunch of mike perrys
>>142140033Real Ones fight once a year. Simple as.
dana looks so uneasy lmaohttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/d7D0dhUbcLs
catching up with ufc hof ceremony and brookliyn looked so good bros...
>>142140083>mfw he said the thing
>>142136112Fuck Dana
Jamahal Hill in 1800s Suriname
cucknado vs mvp is going to be so fucking boring
>>142140210blame mvp
>>142140221It won't be MVP's fault. Garry will be scared to engage.
>>142140221cucknado has more boring fights than he does
>>142140348PENTA-HEEEEEEEEMMMMMMMMMMMM
What I'd do to all (You) bitch ass niggas who talk shit.
>>142136120Jiris rhetoric is as unorthodox as his fighting style. 99% of UFC fighters in his position would simply use the early stoppage as cope, which he instantly acknowledged as rightful decision.
>>142140461i miss this little fella way better than hasbulah who is a little daggie coward
>>142140514They're not even comparable b
>>142140083Oh dear
Fuck Cambodian cuisine bro
>>142140656they dont sell that in mejico
Ian Fartato Garry said he's not unpopular and only idiots who haven't done research don't like him
>>142137585Fun fact, Nakamura used to be roommates with Lyoto Machida. They both trained at Inoki's NJPW Dojo
>they linked and boyed upyou didnt eat the wolf tickets did (You)?
>>142140824What did the squeaky door voiced mick faggot mean when he said he was reporting MVP and his bjj coach to some commission and getting them suspended for offering to feed a starving Brazilian
*grips your shoulder*
Good morning heemsirs
gotta hespect daner white for being the only westoid to not refer to his excellency as his excellency
>>142140871Hands covering pink Irish American cock. Intimidated by his excellency
It's just what White Women did in the 80s
>>142137433an eagle has to break its beak to come back stronger than ever
Should Poatan have kept his old wife around
Poatan bros.. *HE* got dumped..
>>142140971what happened
>24 wins>via decision: 2
>>142141035he left her to be with Merle who was just an interviewer and translator
>THIS IS NOT OVER
>>142141070hes mexican for a reason
>>142141070Rookie
If Biden had sank a couple of Modelos or perhaps a Monster Energy Ultra he would've won. Trump rolled in on American made Toyo Tires and won a 10-8 round
>>142141133doesn't matter the judges will be robbing trump on the scorecards again
>>142141070>>142141117>1 win in 4 and a half years
Anpo will use strickbeasts teachings to defeat the pacman
I am going to fucking snap
ian garry won the story.. it's over.
>>142141224Explain >>142140840 can Garry win the story by running to the mma jannies and reporting MVP for trying to do intel on his camp
Don't care for that Israel fella, personally
>strickbeast
>>142141196rukiya is such a cool name
>>142141287Is that p-reddit's coach ?
>>142141324no, it looks more like you
Is this a good omen or bad omen?
>>142141196What happened to the other doo he was supposed to fight
Jiri must win
>>142141350>the other dooChihiro Suzuki (he's actually a beast btw)just says he's out due to injury
>>142141196Manny Pacquiao is 5000 years old
>>142141381Oh yeah he's the guy that heemed Pitbull
Fuck I forgot to sleep
>>142139816Poatan was depleted from cutting so much weight to be fair, his chin looked pretty solid at LHW.Weight changes can be a huge factor for certain fighters, look at Marreta. Shit chin at MW but great chin at LHW.
So no one is able to explain the Ian Garry claiming he's getting MVP permanently suspended from the UFC. I guess I'll have to try r/mmapoliticsandculture and see if they're more knowledgeable on combat sports
japs can't fight
>>142141448the heem of the brazza off his back was a peach as well
I AM GOING TO FUCKING SNAP
>UFC 303Slop>UFC on ESPN: Barber vs. NamajunasSlop>UFC on ESPN: Lemos vs. JandirobaSlop>UFC 304Slop>UFC on ABC: Sandhagen vs. NurmagomedovSlop>UFC Fight Night 242Slop>UFC 305Meh tier>UFC Fight Night 243Slop>UFC Fight Night 244Slop>UFC 306If Gooby doesn't fight at this, it's also slop>UFC Fight Night 245Slop>UFC 308If Gooby doesn't fight at this, it's also slopCongrats Dana, 4 months of semen slurping snoozefests.I'm already sleepy
>>142141641goober is never fighting again
>>142141641>Saves you when you needed it most
>>142141641>UFC on ESPN: Barber vs. Namajunas>UFC on ESPN: Lemos vs. JandirobaAre the only confirmed slop there
i have never seen poatan so shook on a press conference wtf going on. is he afraid of jerry?
>>142141707Why do you think he's shook? He seemed pretty normal to me.
>>142136538jan won
ONE IN 30 BINGS NIGGAS
>>142141919>8:30 ET>13:30 BST
>>142141919you goof
>>142139373>>142139388what did i miss?
>>142141945>>142141990Are they lying about the start time bros?
>>142141919Full event is free for bongs on sky sports youtube, as always.
>>142142053no you just can't read
>>142142074Take it easy on me brother, im a retard
>>142142053Just a fuckup on Skys part most likely. Friday Fights cards always start at 1:30pm
will Ian Garry kill himself once MVP knocks him out? And do you think it would be seen as "disrespectful" if I get the ferry to Ireland so I can find Ian Garry's grave and take a huge sloppy shit on it?
>>142142098Mate it says right there 1:30pm what are you on about
>>142142121The time in the corner. Ya dope
>>142142109Idc about anything except that your boy Garry told MVP he's going to get him permanently suspended and no one on heem seems to know what that means or would rather do their daily discussion on which muslim fighter is a homosexual/talk about Canor McDucker
When an angloid dog squeezes its phone and wallet you just press your thumb into its eye socket and then its starts beeping and gulping and releases the grip real fast, easy money
>2024 and you STILL think Shavkat is good
>>142142277Qazaqstan, chud, get it right>>142142274I doubt even that much force is necessary
>>142141743he had nervous twitches and shaken voice. go look at his other conferences even in ones where he was highly antagonized by his oponent like hill making fun of him for example and direclty mocking him just flew over his head and he would always remain as calm as stone. now it didnt seem like so for me. i think jiri's ramblings about magic got to him. i think he lost confidence in his own abilities.
>>142142277everyone thinks shavkat is good
JiriOrtegaSmiffGarryPyferEasy. Simple.
>>142142383shavkat doesnt pass the eye test
>>142142326the first fight wasn't really smooth sailing for him and he obviously isn't as ready as he'd like
>2024 and you STILL think pisslam is good
>>142142399Only 1 fighter has ever passed the eye test
Islam isn't good, he's great
why is the turk posting gay BDSM fantasies on heem?
THAT happened
>>142142497You have been reported to the authorities.
heeminder bulgaria was confirmed to be musilm
>https://x.com/PlanetReportHQ/status/1765091232337010976Hold still gypsy
>>142142497>hello sir can I interest you in>hello sir, how are you toda>hello siryeah you're real tough selling bracelets on the beach lmao
>>142142546talmbout the Sofia bamhole schaubster
>>142142497Remarkable how easily you get (You)s with so little effort and I'm still trying to figure out what Ian Garry meant when he threatened MVP's career over trying to get intel, godspeed b
I'm worried about Jiri, he seemed bothered about that magic shit in the press conference. He's mind breaking himself.
>>142142698>so little effortmans been ranting and raving for bare time bruv
>>142142705Nah, Jiri will just make a pact with a Tengu and get a few levels of warlock to compensate
>>142142698I think he meant that he's a literal cuckold who openly fantasises about having black skin
https://youtu.be/f0vnVQvD8D8?si=oh00qkDdXkL5qOzv>fightfairy>mmaguru>jackslackFor me, it’s The Bulgarian Cowboy.
>>142142497Brits run sunny beach
I can tell you that when our football team played the angroids there were 5k cops protecting the dogs from the locals, i went there with the sole purpose of maiming someone for life but there were crowds of cops protecting them from getting done by me,Nothing more pleasurable than stomping some ugly malformed inbred freakish looking angloid that barely resembles a human.You faggots post shit here but there are a bunch that washed ashore and the sunny beach police have only one singular investigating officer that just simply informs the relatives if they can be found and thats the end of it, you can go there see for yourself, recently there was on TV the guy that trains those investigating officers who confirmed there is only one.Step foot in here and you're fair game, this is not the ufc i'll splatter Tom Assanals head like a watermelon using my trusty telescope baton and thats that.
>>142142745Bulgarian Cowboy is an absolute lad. OG. For me though it's Mike Finch
>>142142745ayo this that goon that robs all those tourists right? (actually sells sunglasses and roses)
>>142142756>hello sir genuine fake rolex, price just for you my friend
>>142142756umm you're turkish
>>142142756i believe you borat
w d w t c h
Bout to cast some spells in thread
>>142142705Jiri will heem.
James "The Texecutioner" Vick fight day.
>>142142756i could kill you with one punch and collect your soul but it has very low market value amongst necromancers.
The last thing an ang*loid sees before receiving colon filament and life threatening injuries infront of its kids, friends and spouse
>>142142745you can just tell he doesn't know how to bathe himself
>>142142730It's still very low effort he just said he robs brits and got (You)s like an israeli IP on /pol/>>142142744That we knew but Garry said outright that Page tried to give some favela dwella in Shartbox money to tell them Machado's gameplan, and that they'll both (MVP and his bjj coach) never work in the UFC again
the last thing some dirty gypsy scummy sunglasses salesman sees before i spit down his back, drink all the booze and be sick in his driveway and walk away laughing, unharmed
we talmbout Blagoy “The Decisionator” Ivanov?
185 pereira vs whittaker, who wins?
>>142142992pereira by absolutely vicious heem, is it even a question
>>142142992Shittaker ends up in a body bag
>>142142992we call them redditbob and pereddit here
Surely no one goes to bulgaria on holiday?
>>142143028you might, but i don’t
>>142137012You're literally disadvantaging your child if you don't teach him English despite being a native speaker yourself. Garry is such a little fewl of a ting
>>142143039okay ausreddit
>>142143045manchester station tomorrow 12pm
>>142143080dont do it m8, hes a paki there will be 40 of them
Tracy Cortez look like a downgraded version of hanna kae
>>142143080come to slough and i'll heem you bitch
>>142141641I just coomed 5 times in a rowWhy did you post this
>>142142698its like going up to a herd of cows and saying moo or a herd of sheep and saying baaaht, they're just not human, simple as that.
im gonna rock up, get pissed up, slap a skanky bulgarian prostitute (average woman) around, knock a kebab smelling bulgarian man out from behind, urinate in the street, smash the hotel up, dine and dish, leave rubbish on the beach and leave. all for very cheap 150 euros B&B (a yearly wage in bumgaria)
>>142143089brother i wager one would win faster against 40 pakis than against one normal person
>>142143105i’ll slough your head off mate
gun to your head, can you tell the difference between 15 pakistainians vs 15 bulgarioids?>hard more: you cant smell them
>>142143176>i’ll slough your he-*ACK*
>>142143173Youre technically a paki churka cuckatelidze
>>142143216that’s very interesting mate. very interesting. BUT…
>>142143139I thought you weren't watching mma anymore and got into gambling on football or something
>>142143260reddit robbery
blaggoy is a bulgarian
Scouse, not English
>>142142992rei tsuruya
>Raquel Pennington is champion of some division.
> that danish weeb who only posts about jap fighters
ivan blaggoy is a perfect representative of the tenor of the times in bulgarian mma and bulgaria as a whole
is corrugated iron for a home the best base for mma?
>>142143139>I just coomed>Why did youBecause I canAnd my predictions are 100% right
>>142143257alright. send me location.
Is good sleep necessary for heeming ability?
why are germs such faggots
>>142143432Because you wipe your ass without washing your hands, Mehmet.
>>142143390I went from sending locations to selling locations, poorgroids need not apply.
>>142143468thinking about shit and muslim asses, how typical of a germ
>>142143432you tell me
>>142143474How much is the property tax on a cheeky little shit hole (every house) in bumgaria?
>>142143332who??
>>142143509Comfy
>I went from sending locations to selling locations
>>142143034I think you'd be surprised
>>142143509Imagine being a poorgroid tax payer irl ill probably vomit if i ever had to speak to animals that pay taxes to live but here its amusing how critters like you go about and exist, i could easily heem you but ill probably pet you like one of my horses or canine companions.
>>142143618just admit you dont pay property tax
Bulgarias aura has been decimated
>>142143496It's called hygiene Abdul, try it.
I think UFC 303 will be good. What does /heem/ think?
>>142143694>>142141641
>>142143694much better than the original card. decent
>>142143694Honestly gutted we don't get to see Mcgregors return
Every man a Blagoy (and woman)
>>142143724I'm more excited for the outcomes with the new card that's fersure
>>142143694Impressive card they managed to put together at the last minute but I wanted to see Goobs in all honesty
>>142143694Jiri vs Pereira is a much better main event than Gooby vs Cuckler
>>142143651>arabic writing and that dispositionseems more like some sort of shrine
oh shit di bella heeming prajanchai is today? sweet
>>142143034I always remember the /x/ of some German tourist who went there with friends, got beat up badly in a bar fight and was hospitalized. Last day of the trip so he told his friends to go on. Then once he was released and stayed one last day he wrote in his diary he was being stalked by the same people that beat him up, he called his mom to tell her he was in danger. But eventually he got to the airport, however there's footage of him sprinting away in terror out of the airport and into a forest clearing. Never seen again.
>>142143763What about their hot tubs?
>>142143750Impeccable taste as always, finland.
>>142143640You are paying me to exist, if you stop paying me you will stop existing, this is a fact
>>142136861Why do you have to use the word fuck, as in having sex? your point would have been clear If you left it out and just said wrestle. Is it mandatory to be a dumb fag obsessed with gay sex here?
>>142143793>You are paying me to exist, if you stop paying me you will stop existing, this is a fact
Someone make new, we need a fresh start
>>142143819The maharaja of London? Good riddance
absolutely disgusting. do bulgarians really?
>>142143780The Nordic™ standard of excellence, good to be here to watch ONE with you this week b
>>142143946>>142143946>>142143946>>142143946
>>142143694It'll be good if Jiri wins
>>142143509Have you even been to Bulgaria? Even the run down areas have charm at least, and most importantly no Indians. Not sure why you're so smug. I've been to your capital and it was frightening. So I don't know what you've got that smug grin on for
>>142141641Gooby is slop incarnate
