Bob Edition /hoc/vious: >>1421356304 Nations First 6 Players Announced >Canada MacKinnon/McDavid/Makar/Crosby/Point/Marchand >USA M.Tkachuk/Matthews/McAvoy/Q.Hughes/Eichel/Fox>FinlandSaros/Lindell/Heiskanen/Barkov/Rantanen/S.Aho >Sweden Hedman/Karlsson/Forsling/Forsberg/Zibanejad/Nylander
My canesies
>>142147272Who wins it next?
>>142147304abhorrent post
>>142147318Kraken of course
>>142147318Utah if they can get a goalie and use that huge amount of useable cap properly
>>142147304Great post
Giguere >>> McGaykid
>>142147318Canada's team
>>142147334draisaitl is already looking at houses in utah
>>142147376I'm thinking Dallas, they have a lot of space after next season when Drai's contract ends
perry to rags
>>142147400I actually wanna see the >rags win a Cup anon
>>142147445keep dreaming retard
>>142147395dallas is winning the cup in the next 3 years
Remember last year in England when a hockey player of high melanin count murdered a hockey player of lower melanin count by slicing his neck open on purpose? Whatever happened there?
>>142147272I guess Russia is still a nono. On that note, Datsyuk is finally getting inducted into the HHOF. Probably my favorite player besides Ovechkin. Ever. A shame he left the NHL early.
>>142147348Now I can't get Steve Dangleballs out of my head defending McShitface about not taking his trophy.>it's not the trophy he wantedTHEN GIVE IT TO SOMEONE WHO WANTED IT YOU FAGLORD BETTMAN
>>142147545Canada is easily gonna win
trades doko?
>>142147519Last I heard he was getting charged with manslaughter and it takes a very long time for the legal system to get moving in Britain. Still, we all know they aren't giving us media updates because he's a coon and you aren't allowed to talk about them doing crime in the current year
>>142147519He got a standing ovation when he returned to the rink
>>142147614Losers shouldnt get the Conn Smythe periodWhy restrict it to guys who made the Finals then?Plenty of goalies have dragged teams to conference finals before shitting the bed
>>142147712It's not about the award being fair, it's about marketing mcgaykid as much as possible while he still has talent and hasn't been completely ruined by a shit worstern conference franchise
>>142147740WhateverBarkov is the real winner
>>142147678That country is basically as authoritarian as turkey or russia, I hope trump or justin or whichever one it is frees him
>>142147644during the draft
bros...best of news. Our queen is staying with the krakkies.
>>142147830>invisible all the same in game 7lol
>>142147272>Aho/Barkov/Rantanen first line i'd buy that for a dollar!
>>142147944True nobody saw him lift the cup
>why did (guy breaking records) get the best playoffs guy award and not (guy not breaking records)
>>142147830I agree, it should always be mvp of the winning team. I'm just accusing bettman of jewish shenanigans
>>142148014>breaking an assist recordWho cares
>>142147890This bait smells off, I'd like to send it back to the kitchen garcon
>>142148094you cared enough to know
>>142148014>muh recordsyeah I've been saying mcgaykid was a stat bitch all along, but this is a team sport anon
>>142148094voters did, apparently>>142148131he lost the team award, the stanley cup, and won the individual award, the conn smythedon't think you really needed this explained to be honest
Kreml has a massive disinformation campaign about Barkov being russian. He is Finnish. He has a thick Tampere accent.
>>142148192what is his opinion on mammi?
>>142148167I don’t care what Numales think
>>142148192It's just pre-emptive coping by the Leafs to prepare for the inevitable moment of McDavid applying for American citizenship
>>142148248you're here whining about it
Hellebuyck deserved the vezina, he played godlike all regular season. it is a shame the jets crashed in playoffs
>>142148258Retard
gretzky is definitively the goat /because/ of his assists. that's why no one gives a shit ovi is trying for the goal record (he'll never get there btw)
>>1421473183/10
>>142148319how many of those are secondary assists though
>>142148319Retard
>>142148367Gary only started to track that in 2005-06
>>142148167don't think you really need me to explain why that's retarded, either
>>142148192they're nervous about the inevitable finnish dominance of the nhl
Who's got the most quaternary assists
>>142148192I thought you finns would calm down about muh russians after a guy with a name like barkov represented you so well and won the kitties a cup but apparently not
>>142148014Good stats during the playoffs means your team sucks up to a point. When all the series go to seven games, the players have good stats.
>>142148481no cap, hockey plays a big part in their propaganda.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EOaB4pQ2CwA&list=PL9606317D5997C36E
Place your prediction now:What team will fuck themselves over the most with trades/drafting that take place today
>>142148545We're in the Sphere Chris, we gotta make some big moves, how about Fox for Parekh?
>>142148545pens
Hockey bros... we've been btfo by fictional characters again...
>>142148663Maybe in inside out 3 she can bully and haze her college teammates haha
>>142148663What's the lore on the others?
>>142148663Must be a cool movie, I’ve always wanted to get inside a high school girl
Russians claim that a country of 4 million people tried to genocide a country of over 100 million people. Oh those poor russians...
Retard
>>142148888checked
>>142148888I'm not smart enough to into advanced scoutingBut how do they know in advance the player they want will be unavailable at 26, to move up 5 spots where they apparently will be available for certain
>>142148690https://youtu.be/jZIxldDoHmc?si=VQOEd7Jdf9Y9gcYtha ha ha how crazy
>>142148997probably trying to trade it for a player
>lots of pre draft tradesThat’s how you know this draft will be shit because last year there were none
>>142148888LMAO WHAT THE FUCK IS LA IS DOING?\
>>142148690Riley gets cancelled for her far-right political views
Shit teams
>>142149259>McDavid - Point 1st pairing>Makar, Karlsson McAvay in netwe got this soumi bros
>>142149259>Lindell in the first 6based
>>142148888who the fuck could possibly be THAT good at #21 that they dumped 3 picks to get him
>>142148014>why did (guy that lost) get the best playoffs guy award and not (guy that won)
>>142149259Adam Fox and Charlie McAvoy are from a peninsula
>>142147712This. Conn Smythe should go to the winning team only.But of course Fuckjew had to give it to McBaby just to keep the Soilers fans somewhat happy. >>142147830For me it's Bobrossky. Yes, he went absent from games 4-6 but he was there all along the way. He was there ever since Vegas beat them to a pulp.
>>142149374They need that francophone 1C hopium, such a predictable front office
>>142148014Did he get the cup? He didn't get the cup.He himself said he doesn't care about the Conn Smythe because he's an ungreatful retarded turd and is insufferable just like the Soilers fans. Why give the trophy to ungreatful turds?
>>142148192Wikipedia says he's Finnish-Russian.
>>142149397It's most valuable player not most valuable winner without mcdavid the oilers are so shit they probably don't make the playoffs let alone a goal away from the stanley cup. did you watch the game the rest of the team stinks they can't even defend a simple 2 on 2 I don't think nurse or ceci even know what a breakout is. the only thing that you can say is that he went pointless in game 6 and 7 but crosby won the conn smytty with 0 goals in the final
>>142149432Cole beaudoin got absolutely carried by beau jelsma smells like bust
>>142149397>gets the cup>still butthurt about something
McCuplessloser
>>142149471the conn smythe is a meaningless award, what did you want him to come out and pump it over his head instead of going with his teammates
I would like to formally apologize for telling Connor McDavid to kill himself a few days ago. This was wildly out of line and in poor taste, he played hard and was battling injury. This is not what Jesus would want me to do. I'm sorry Connor.Drai can still go fuck himself though.
>>142149550Soon no Drai either
>>142149558Just grow a fucking spine and accept your cope trophy even if you don't want it.He's supposed to be the face of hockey, instead, he's just a brat. I really want his stats to start falling off a cliff sooner rather than later because I swear on me mum all I want is to punch him in the face for acting like a child. He's literally unlikable.
>>142149588Well said flamesbro
>>142148545Teds, they are hellbent on moving that nunber 4 pick and are nowhere near competitive.
>>142149600>I really want his stats to start falling off a cliff sooner rather than laterhe's pretty reliant on speed and 27, he has 4-5 more years to keep playing like thiscrosby knows how to use his edgesovechkin became a power play baby
>>142147272
>>142149600Guess you have that in common
>>142149398That stinks
>With the first overall pick, the San Jose Sharks select.... TIJ IGINLA
>>142149509If McDavid is so valuable why didn't the Oilers win?
>>142148663I mean that's just funny
>>142150026Poor kid :'(
>>142150085an american jew controls the league
Täytyy mennä tanssitunnille ja minä jäin seisomaan lumeen.
>>142149801its a shame that they ended their partnership with the panthers
>>142150026he's going like 10th or something
>>142150085>american reading comprehension
>my sharkies are drafting 1OA
>>142150548enjoy Zeev Buium
>>142150556Celebrini + Buium
>>142150146Gary be blessed
>>142150085there are two kinds of star players: guys who take a discount for their team and guys who don't have cups
>>142150632Name one (1) player that actually took a discount
>>142148516Unfortunately you can never relax with Russia (the country). They will take anything that isn't nailed down. Russian people are a hit and miss. Some are cool and others are just grating Kremlin bots but IRL instead of online.
>>142150556Sharks only swim in the waters near boston university
>>142150644go back to /k/ope with that russophobic propaganda
>>142150642harder than i was expecting desu
>>142150687what the fuck? no they dont. was this your shitty attempt at a metaphor?
another year, another instance of gary rigging the cup for a (((southern))) team to grow jersey and ticket sales in markets where hockey is not the dominant sport. Shocker.
>>142150687boston is a fag city for retards
>>142150741Exactly nobody takes fuckin discounts especially not when retard gms will just waste the money they gave up on shit players
>>142150783maybe the north should just get good?
>>142150783the same can be said for the entire western conference in general. I say get rid of all the sunbelt and west coast teams
Get fucked canuckfags Guentzel is signing the 8x8
>>142150823>signing long term to a team that's about to enter Pittsburgh territoryRetard
>>142150823>$8m at 38 years oldthanks for preventing my stevie from doing something silly
>>142150813They are, but it doesn't matter when all of the reffies and (((reviewers))) in jew york are on gary's payroll.
Good morning, sirs!Zayne Parekh will go first overall, I assure you.
>>142150642Juuse Saros
>Vancouver GM Patrik Allvin says Nikita Zadorov will not be re-signing with the CanucksIt's over Nuckiebros....
>>142150892Other teams were about to offer him 7 years at 10 mil I consider that a good contract with the cap going up
>>142150937He's super overrated and is a manlet
Marty Pavelich died
>Encyclopedic knowledge of hockey prospects>Quirky personality that worked as a TV sidekick>Gets blacklisted because peopled liked to pretend he was annoying
>>142151217I have faith that Emily Kaplan can get to #1 and #3 before her career is over
>>142151217"I DO" ended his career
>>142151293or I CAN, whatever. fuck it he was annoying as fuck though and comes off as the kind of guy who asks women for their used underwear
>>142150642Johnny
/hoc/ mock1. Celebrini2. Levshunov3. Buium4. Demidov5. Sennecke6. Silayev7. Lindstrom8. Parekh9. Iginla 10. Dickinson
>>142147304copeseethefucking obsessed>>142147325good post
>>142147333
>>142151364i legit forget he's even in the league anymore. he just decided to stop being a top-tier player and took a discount to become anonymous
Why did Luongo even do to get the ring?
But look at what Lou has done with his firsts on the island. I’m not losing sleep over the islanders trading a 1st for Palmieri or Romanov when Stillman and Nazar are way too young and raw as prospectsDo I defend Lou? No not at all. He’s had a poor track record with the devils and traded Horvat for a guy who had only 3 very good years in NJ. However his islanders tenure has been better than how most pundits have put it. Let’s not discuss Garth Snow in the top 10 for drafts.
>>142151364>>142151463He was not that great as a flame and he's puny. It's not a surprise that he sucks when you take him out of sutter's retarded 1-3-1 shit and put him on a team to fend for himself
>>142148192>Russian parents>speaks Russian>БapкoвPretty damn Russian to me
>>142151544He made sure zito's coffee was full at all times. truly invaluable stuff definitely worth pumping the cup like he's ray bourque
>>142151576he had 129 point season just a few years ago
>>142151544probably more honorary than anything. if its like the nfl, the champs have a certain amount of non player rings that they choose who to give to. luongo made the cats semi relevant for a few years so why not.
wtf penguin bros why we not making moves
I am simply going to keep flamingsue me
>>142151601No he did not
Draisaitl leaving oilers at least, that's good news for them. But will mctaavi leave too that's a problematic for oilers
Eat cock randy
>>142151625ya-huh
>>142149259Canada
>>142148997Same. Why not just wait until the draft. There is time between every pick for trades.
>>142151627they could never recover from the two of them leaving
>>142151441Desperately need my Xheattle Dickgirls added to this.
>1993
>>142151685they could always hire Bulju... Tbh when you fail game7 cup finals then going for next season with the same team is a bad idea, they are worn out. Panthers did change a lot in their roster and coaching after the final loss to Golden Knights
>>142151544He had a job in the front office. Don't know what kind of job though.
>As per GM Julien Brisebois the Tampa Bay Lightning have been unable to come to terms on an agreement with captain Steven Stamkos.>Both sides trying to get it done but likely he hits the market on Monday via free agency.>Brisebois also announced that the team will be finalizing a contract extension with defensemen Victor Hedman effective July 1st when he is eligible to extend.Stambros... its over...
Roberto Luongo was only 11 wins away from 500. Why didn't he play another year or two as a backup to reach the mark?
>>142151544some sort of advisor role to zito similar role that macinnis has with the blues that got his name engraved on the cup when they won
>>142151544Executive in Florida’s front office
>>142151812But what does he do?Sit there?Say something in French?Seethe at Bobrovsky for being better than him?
>>142151770Wasting a year for bullshit personal stats is stupid
>>142151838He's the walkaround guy
>>142151770needing another 2 years to get 11 wins is a sign that it's time to retire
>>142151764Tampa’s capfucked themselvesWelcome to Detroit, Stamkos!
>>142151869His last season he went 18-16-5Not awful but it's the Panthers so they could've imploded the next year anyway lmao
>>142151858>more like the reacharound guy amirite
KITTIES
Tim Thomas is too generic of a name to have as good of a season he had in 2010-11
why is Ekblad so white
>>142151917who??
>>142151917whats her fucking problem?
>>142151917Kek
>>142151931Ekblad sounds like a Swedish name
eat cock randy
>>142151980It is
>>142151931Canadian hockey player
>>142151838Same shit jason spezza did with the leafs basically high five the gm and go for beers post game
>>142151396>Dickinsonhe's elite
Can tampa retool or are they done?
do fins and swedes like each other?
Find out next time on dragon ball Z
>>142152149it's a one way street
>>142152149I assume that the average Swede normie never thinks about Finland because we are non-Germanic Mongolian rape babies unlike Norway and Denmark
>>142152149They like each other so much some of them are both
>This draft is shit!>*literally every team wants to move into the top 10*every time
>>142152149
>>142151931Ekblad went from being an orange tan Canadian to a pale south Floridian.
I'm placing the over/under on trades tonight involving a 2024 first round pick at 3.5
>>142151217He looks like a penis poking out of a suit.
what will nhl rookies think when they have to go onto the stage and shake some trembling boomers hand tonight?
>>142152568>wow i'm really gonna get paid millions to play hockey look at me mom i did it
>>142152593remind me again how many millions did nolan patrick get paid after he got the jewish touch of death, retard?
>>142151917I used to throw my cat for a laugh when I was a kid and now feel bad about it in my adult life. Sorry Spooky, hope you're doing well in the land beyond you little shit. She was a tortoise shell born on Halloween and would scratch the shit out of me, deservedly.
waiting for kelly to sign marchessault desu be honest
I'm gonna lose my shit if any Russians get drafted before good ol' American boys
>>142152640The entry level contract is around one mil, no?
>>142152640fuckin more than me
>>142152640Looks to me like 14 million dollars
>>142152149I like the ones from Ã…land because they can speak Swedish and the girls are pretty.
>>142152643good ol' American boy Zeev Buium
How many rounds are tonight?
What’s for dinner?
>>142147318easy choice
QRD on the draft? Can my nuckies get anyone decent?
>>142152881velveeta shells n cheese
>>142152905I want him to win it for all the undeserved seethe it would cause from like 10 people with no lives on twitter
>>142152881lentils
The bust potential this draft is HUGECayden LindstromZayne ParekhTij IginlaCole EisermanMichael HageAll looks like Busts
Krakenchads, will Ron pull out a side deal tonight?
Draft in 50 bings?
imagine unironically rooting for the ottawa senators
>>142147712Price should've gotten the 2021 one
>>142148014>balding mcsecondaryassist
Tonight
>>142153022you would know all about busts wouldn't you
>>142148518they didn't have a single 7 game series until the final
>>142153177Yeah, I busted on your mom last night
>>142153022I could see Tij being injury prone but there's no way he doesn't have a bunch of good years
>stuart skinner is going to be our goalie now AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>the star player gets dumped>-for 62 millions>''an exceptional difficult decision''Funny how MSM lie to get clicks. Cam Atkinson has never been a star player
>>142152922Retard
[Rumor] Stamkos rejected the bolts’ offer, he’s leaving
>>142153358Stamkos to >ragsBook it Gary
>>142153358>Reports are saying Stamkos turned down around 3mil AAV. Looking for more like 4 to 5. There will be PLENTY of teams happy to give that to StammerOffering 3 million to a franchise icon is a new way to do it in the NHL.
>>142153358>>142153366Detroit or bust. Yzerman needs more
>>142153366Rags are rapidly becoming a boomer team
>>142153364
>>142153413>He thinks the Rags have been a boomer team since now
>>142153410The dynasty is over. The boltZ are missing playoffs next season
>>142153410there's no way they only offered him 3
https://x.com/nhl/status/1806735562486767639?s=46&t=Oi2croquT3-d97dzo1FlLwZoomers love Crosby
>>142153435>he thinks it wasn't already over
>>142153358KWAB
>>142152149As far as I know the Swedes are barely aware that Finns even exist. If we didn't play hockey against each other every once in a while they would probably forget we exist entirely.
Stamkos to the panther :^)
>>142153468Not even kucherov can carry their corpse
>>142153466Pittsburgh won back-to-back cups when these kids were 11 so I guess that makes sense
>>142152881Beef! It's what's for dinner 500
>>142153209dude same
Stamkos to Carolina (because he loves eating cock)
>THE SPHERE IS SO HECKING COOL AND FUTURISTIC
>>142153610That's me, I say that
>>142147272>>142149361>star goalie>franchise defenseman>franchise center>franchise center>franchise winger>2nd pairing defensemanhumiliation ritual? They could have picked Hintz for example.
never watched a draft before. is it worth it or a waste of time? will gary get booed?
>>142153533Florida would be the cup favorite again
>>142153610it is cool
>>142153701literally does not matter, most of them will go straight to the minors. but it does give shitty teams a glimpse of hope.
>>142153730guess there is no reason for me to watch as a flameschad rip
>>142153701>we have a trade to announcethose moments are great
>>142153701It's a Friday night and you are posting on 4chan. Don't pretend like you have anything better to do.
>>142153769Always great even though it's some random pick for random pick plus small random. But there is the small window for hope and excitement.
>>142153413Anon they've always been THE boomer team
>>142153701Worth it if you're shitposting on /hoc/.
I wonder if Riley gets picked in the first round
>>142153446Way>>142153532True. But that's because you refuse to speak a language we understand. Our lazy media rather report on something from Denmark, Norway or an English speaking country than anything from Finland.>>142153701>will gary get booed?It's in Vegas. He will get cheered on.
REMINDER
>it could happen to you >cuz it happend to me
>>142153782Fug
>>142153846Anywhere that cheers for bettman does not deserve a team
>>142153854My jetties drafted the argonauts star player in like the sixth round
>Marner traded and nothing on /hoc/wtf
>>142153876Vegas cheered for him when they won a cup. Even Florida knew better.
[Rosner] Just spoke with Islanders captain Anders Lee. He said he is going to sit in a corner and not say anything, as he has no part in anything that happens tonight.
>>142153854https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mPBzujm-cF8
>>142153915florida boo'd the white player but cheered for the jew. wym?
>>142153915And nobody was banging the glass and everyone was just on their phones when the clock was ticking down to zero
>>142153944now that brings back memories
wtf a finn who can speak english
>>142153842Would Riley be a Sharks fan or a Wild fan?
>>142153976i mean finns speak the best english in my experience.t.expat
ready for my avsies to do absolutely nothing worth talking about
>>142154041Yeah, but usually the hockey guys ain't that good at it. Kiviharju had really good pronunciation actually, compare it someone like Pulkkinen who apparently needed a translator at the combine.
>>142153976Overall Finns sound pretty good speaking English and most don't have thick accents
>>142154021either sounds depressing
>>1421537012022 was kino. That one had a few good "we have a trade to announce" moments and>sh4ne wright2023 was pretty boring in comparison though, so it's kind of luck of the draw I guess
>>142154021True fans bring their loyalty with them
Need my Flyers to trade up for DemidovNEED MOAR EXCITING RUSSIANS
any good coverage of the draft? ESPNs panel all women and kevin weekes, and sportsnet is the usual sportsnet trash.
who's getting their future starting goalie in like the 5th round or later this year?
>>142154234>good draft coverage in (((Gary’s league)))Retard
what's the XR (expected rapists) this year
>>142148256>calling the laffs the "leafs"Don't try this at home kids
>>142148545flames
>Anaheim might take Sennecke 3rd overall
>>142153894Where is he going?
>>142154272Good luck brother.
>>142153929Anon they did the same thing to Beauvillier in 2022
>>142153894My marner got traded from my butt to the toilet water. All I got was future considerations.
>>142154329oh yeah NHL draft day todaytime for a ton of *very* stupid takes from everyone, both fans and media alike.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>142154187Ducks would be exciting>>142154021
vegass learned to boo gary
GET OFF THE THE FUCKING STAGE IDIOTBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>142154363FLAMES
This is Gary's show
garry asskisser
>>142153976He studied hard in school
>GO SHARKSkek
>>142154337>to the toilet waterNot to Calgary then
for me it's the Tel Aviv Admirals vs the Haifa Sharks at 7pm tonight
>>142154416For me it was the brief few days without any shilling and racebaiting on 4chan after Israel was attacked by Hamas
alright where's it at?
>>142154451geg
>>142154453The Sphere (tm)
>be Canada>win no Cups
This woman commentator is going to be annoying all fucking draft, isn't she?
>>142154472yes but where's the other end of things
the San Jose Sharks choose with the first pick in the 2024 NHL draft, a 16oz can of Schlitz Malt Liquor>a surprising choice, Pierre?
>>142153364lmao
mike grier has not made a single good move. this will be no different
>>142154487a lick of raped fucking bitch
Move the mic away from that fucking Sharks fan, holy shit
>>142154472>'the 'it's just "Sphere" you unhip, not-with-it dorkass
>the autist next to the micTiresome
>>142154414Stampede will be cancelled and the local economy will collapse
please dont pick tij
the curse is being passed on :(
>bustabrini
>retard screaming near micfuck off
>>142154509YEEEEEAAAAHHHHHGOOOOO SHAAAAAARKS
>>142154509someone shoot this guy holy fuck
>>142154496He shipped Karlsson to wonderboy
I FUCKING KNEW IT
That one screaming sharks fan is drinking premium toilet water tonight.
>tfw your parents will never hug you after you were selected first overall at the NHL draftWhy even live?
Imagine being such a self-centered douchebag you have to out-scream everyone and ruin the broadcast for literally everyone.
>Got a seat right next to the mic just to troll /hoc/based
>changes by fleetwood macthat kid is a fag
>Jumbo makes the pickCelebrini confirmed to become a cupless loser
lmao the one guy is loud
Cupless Joe
>>142154538Eh they'll move him or get him to shut up pretty soon.
>crapton cuckitini
That yelling shitskin retard is pissing me off lmao
gib asian hoc qt
>the Portland Sharks
he has that excited look on his face. he knows he is doomed to many losing seasons and never winning a cup
>>142154528Pineapple on Pizza is worse because you remove the sauce and add in something sweet, while Pizza w/Fries works because its saltier.
I thought Meghan was married to that Chayka who was a loser piece of shit even by Coyotes standards, she's his sister so maybe she doesn't really have that much to do with him
>all those puck bunniesWHY COULDNT IT BE MEEEEEEE
>Faglin Cuckabrini
Godspeed the FlamiacsFuck the basedlers
>mackerel fettucini
he's got teeth like a shark
the fuck kind of name is Macklin?
can we move it along
>>142154657white trash, like kayden, jayden, hayden, braydon
Is this Celebrini dude sounds like a queer
Why didn't they pick him?What a fumble
>>142154610It should have been us anon, it should have been us.
Hockey players in boomer days looked like rugged, macho men. Hockey players today look like low T twinks and femboys. What gives?
>Per Elliotte Friedman on Sportsnet leading up to the draft, #CBJ rejected a package for the 4th overall pick from Carolina centred around Martin Necas.
>>142154701We can puckbunny for PWHL girls
>>142154687>white trash>dad is a multimillionaire
My islanders =)
>>142154704less lead and cigarette smoke
>>142154687>tfw I know three of those names personally
>retardlol
>born 2005>balding
>>142154725Our islanders =)
kid hasn't been with your organization for more than 2 years and he's announcing your pick? lmao
look at this fucking manlet imagine being almost as short as betman
>>142154701I would've made it too if my dad didn't get beat up by TIE Domi and kneed in the balls make me a retard :(
>>142154718I know a lot of white trash millionaires. It's a state of mind, not a monetary thing
>>142154753he's the next pelech
Tell me about Belarus
>>142154704these guys are young and havent done 4 years of college, they used to not draft them so much
>>142154657The name Macklin means "Son of the sea" and is of Scottish origin. Born to be a Sharks.
>>142154704
>that hairline at 18wew
>A FUCKING BALDHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
>>142154775lmao dumb lazy belaruisian slut
>>142154791They are a nation of henchmen and their anthem is "My Belarusy"
>>142154791Russians that like to pretend they aren't Russians
now this is a hockey player, not a manlet twink
>>142154788That would be great if Pelech was an actual RHD
>>142154782_/ _/ _/ _/ _/ _/
>>142154704that's just what kids these days look like. NBA had the same thing
>>142154824Gretzky was a twink
>no mic skills
Being bald that early just means he has a shit ton of testosterone.
>>142154753what creatine does to a young man
Balding means high testThis guys a winner
leah wants to fuck this kid so badly
>>142154775estonia flag is my favorite
He's got the same hairline as me and I'm 38
>all the top draft picks are going the US College route instead of through the CHLWhy has this happened?
>>142154704I blame estrogen in the water and wearing boxer
Who died close to him I couldn't hear
why dont they call themselves mighty anymore?
>>142154712Ohio's getting super serial about this season already, /hoc/...
>>142150468There's no way in hell Conroy passes on Tij, he has to take him if he's there.
>>142154874sad
>>142154877NIL and free education
>>142154880Daddy
>>142154704people are unironically aging slower these days, google it, it's only slight but it's true. today's 18 year olds look like what 16 year olds looked like 30 years ago
>>142154859She's been way too touchy so far
>>142154877If college players aren't quite ready for the NHL and need to develop more they can go to the AHL to play against men instead of wasting time against overmatched kids in juniors
>>142154849>>142154857incorrect
>>142154911i wish she'd touch me like that :\
>interview cut shortkwab
kek he said "FUCK" when drafted to the Ducks>>142154909damn that's tough F
>>142154906Hocker players Canadians can't get NIL
>>142154782thistravel to Texas and meet some of our 'blue collar oil barons">enjoy some of the local NASCAR or Rags basedball before you leave shaking your fucking head...
>quacksLMAO
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA WHAT?
>>142154910that's weird. I wonder if bedard will look 22 by the time he's 30
>former ducks great scott niedermeyerfuck you he'll always be a devil fucking gary
WHO?
who?
>>142154915t. low t twink boy
He looks really smart
jesus christ leah>>142154880his dad had died. no way she just went "gratz on getting drafted, bummer that your dad's dead tho"
>off the board pick at #3Shitty class it is then
haha a shocker, and my Broonsies didn't do it!
THANK YOU DUCKS. LET ALL THE GOOD DMEN FALL.
ranked 9-15, bit of a reach desu
LMAO THIS PICK JUST KILLED THE HFBOARDS SERVERS
>>142154727this
>krakkies are now guaranteed a dman thanks to the retard ass ducksbased
>>142154910Thank god smoking rates dropped
"late bloomer" who wasn't even bad/underused last year, and isn't even a late birthday?
QUACK QUACK
>>142155010HELL YEAH BABY
>>142155022LEO NO!
>>142155005I noticed that it did slow down
I can't watch who did my islanders pick
>>142155010>Rainier and teriyakiLiterally eating that right now lmao
>>142155047runka kuukalainen from tps turku
>orange looks so good on youShe really does want to fuck these lil niggas
COLUMBUS GET YOUR ASSES UP THERE
>>142155047Lou traded our 1st for 2 5ths
>>142155010/KRAK/
>>142155068she's probably a pedophile
I bet Leah is really fun and slutty when she's drunk
N
>a blackwtf bros
dick rash
>>142155068at least they're 18
bussin fr fr
>>142155113>heh
New Byfield?
>nogwew
BIG DICK
>black dad white momevery time
WE
I'm thinking D at 8
>grew up without a fathershocking
kekäläinen would've never
cayden lindstrom is the least black name i think i've ever heard
imagine being drafted by the blue jackets KWAB
>>142155148I was thinking the same thing
juniors are picked before russians
Stocky lad.
kek every single time
>>142155136>>142155148 >>142154687
>Literally could draft a defenseman who actually isnt a twink>Drafts another forwardfor what purpose???
>Ohio decided to draft CaydenColumbus, you are now the blackest city on the NHL, congrats
>broccoli haired negrojust what the teds need
Demidov to Habs? Better not be fucking Iginla.
welcome to Ohio!
Remember: no russians.
>>142155168Kwab
>>142155181just like my anime :)
>>142155190Thanks, dawg...
>>142155191michkov is coming to the league
>>142155187This desu baka senpai
>>142155191a [bela]russian was already picked, oleg
>>142155168>single motherwew we are laughing
>>142155191they always end up being cokeheads in montreal
>>142155173poo blackies
CAN I DRAFT FORWARD?
>>142155190Good book desu
a lot of non-whites this year
>>142155191No, this is the one place where it's literally no-man's-land>for some reason
>>142155181
>Montreal expected to take Ivan Demidov.
>almost every canadian player is a muttgrim. extremely grim
>>142155200Yo what up Cayden you finna get /heem/ed boy
a lot of brownies there man. this sports gonna be unwatchable in 10 years
>"Thanks guys, I'll try my best!"
>>142155208wasn't he playing in juniors tho?
>>142155187This
yeah, I'd fuck
>>142155201>>142155208>>142155227>>142155239bunch of fucking zoomers in this thread
>>142155238have there been any asians?
>Blackhawks didn't pick howeBag: fumbled
>>142155249*gunfire and sirens immediately*
Holy acne
>>142155255must suck to get drafted by columbus knowing it'll be years before you can join a real team
that bitch in blue is a freakget her away from the kids
>>142155248>>142155245For some reason Habs is stacking up with mostly Americans and Euro players
>>142155270No Finns taken yet
>>142155282yeah, but not Buffalel
>>142155270No finns yet
We have a trade to announce
The Sphere is kino.
We don't speak ching chong around here bucko
>>142155270Zayne Parekh is half Indian, half Korean
>>142155295
*frog noises*
canada, fucking please...
>>142155308>>142155308>>142155308NEW
OH MY GOD ITS CELINE DION!
celine is alive? wtf
Oh shit what a curve ball! Celine Dion.
IT'S HER!
>>142154149Bulju was just special the rest are usually functional even if they sound a bit funny but rally english is a chad move.
