Tour de France (2.UWT)Stage 1Firenze - Rimini206 kmStartlist:https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/tour-de-france/2024/startlistLive stats:https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/tour-de-france/2024/stage-1/liveStreams:https://tiz-cycling-live.io/https://cycling.today/live-streaming/Eurosport / Discovery+ / France TV / RTBF / RTVE / Rai / NOS / iTV11:45 CETPrevious thread:>>142125171
>>142147579Current and upcoming races:25.06 - 30.06 Internationale LOTTO Thüringen Ladies Tour 2.Pro26.06 - 30.06 Okolo Slovenska / Tour de Slovaquie 2.129.06 - 21.07 Tour de France 2.UWT02.07 - 07.07 Tour of Austria 2.106.07 - 09.07 Sibiu Cycling Tour 2.107.07 - 14.07 Giro d'Italia Women 2.WWT07.07 - 14.07 Tour of Qinghai Lake 2.Pro07.07 Argenta Classic - 2 Districtenpijl Ekeren-Deurne 1.1 WE10.07 Giro della Città Metropolitana di Reggio Calabria 1.113.07 - 15.07 Tour de l'Ain 2.114.07 Giro dell'Appennino 1.117.07 - 21.07 Baloise Ladies Tour 2.1 WE21.07 La Picto - Charentaise 1.1 WE22.07 - 26.07 Ethias-Tour de Wallonie 2.Pro23.07 Vuelta a Castilla y Leon 1.124.07 - 04.08 Volta a Portugal em Bicicleta 2.125.07 Prueba Villafranca - Ordiziako Klasika 1.127.07 Olympic Games ME - ITT [Olympics]27.07 Olympic Games WE - ITT [Olympics]30.07 Kreiz Breizh Elites Féminin 1.1 WE02.08 - 04.08 Tour de Berlin Féminin 2.1 WE03.08 Olympic Games ME - Road Race [Olympics]04.08 Olympic Games WE - Road Race [Olympics]04.08 - 07.08 Arctic Race of Norway 2.Pro>Mecha-Rusbert's webm folders:https://pastebin.com/Y15cg3xg>Bert van Koers' ciclismo quizzes:https://www.sporcle.com/user/Bert_van_Koers/quizzes/>Races info:https://www.procyclingstats.com/https://firstcycling.com/>Free streams:https://tiz-cycling-live.io/https://cycling.today/live-streaming/>Velodrama league code:11453895
Poogacar is fake humble
>no /tdf/
>>142147667But he is so quirky omg
>>142147668
RepoooostingPOG:>only friend in the pedalton is the bully phillipsen>screamed obscenities at van baarle when he couldn't handle a L>only talk to you if you have a press card>always ready to hand out a bottle IF there is a camera>wont marry his fiance>hasn't worked a day in his life>not even the most popular rider in his countryVINGEGAARD:>pro cyclist in spite of fame>so well liked a phenomenon such as wout gives up his chance at a legacy to be a hjaelper>knows the value of a hard days work>mommy wife and procreated as God commands>always pay attention to journos questions even though he don't know what to answer>lives where he grew up, hasn't forgotten his roots
>>142147596Dr Robotnik looking bitch
French champion will win stage 1 and wear the yellow jersey.
the schizos have arrived, finally we are in full tour mode
Almost July. Almost time to mute Danes and Anglos
>>142147719I'm looking forward to the 2023 Tour as well.
>>142147731You gotta announce it for the pats on the back? Parasocial behaviour.
>entire next week is below 30 degreesmed bros we're feasting
>>142147739This is an Illuminati gesture in reference to the All Seeing Eye.FDJ must have an adrenochrome source. I am going ALL IN on Gaudu and Lenny
>>142147763I didn't announce it, I bellowed it
>>142147731it is very likely that schizobrit will not live to the end of the tour
Fat bros.... I'm sorry but I'm deflecting to team /skinny/. It's been a nice run, I've got stretch marks to remember you. But it's over.
>>142147716
>>142147784You'll need an apache to catch me kid, my watts are oozing out of my legs. My fat is disintegrating. My squads are causing tsunamis. I'm back. It's only just begun.
>>142147713
yeah attack that kwaremont matje
>>142147821A little joy before you inevitably fuck it all up again.Unfortunate
sprinted up some rampas. my lungs are gone, dead
>>142147837>Wout van Aert films his wife being Eiffle Towered by North African migrants, color, 2024.
>>142147713you cannot argue against this very based and correct take
>>142147868mutt’s law
reposting loud squeaker
>>142147863What compelled you to make a hurtful comment on the internet? You wouldn't have the courage to say it in person, we both know that. Are you fighting demons, cruelbert? Who hurt you? I can life coach you.
>>142147728>waaa le schizo is in the thread againIs the schizo in the thread right now? Because all I can tell is that you're the schizo one for not seeing clearly how bounded in reality this >>142147713 post is
>>142147897nice
>>142147897Saving loud squeaker.
>>142147897Savd it already
>>142147912It's worth adding that poogacars gf is clearly a controlling gold digger which is a testament to his weakness. Jonas' family seem based, as do Wout's with his quintessentially trad wife.
>>142147897neat
>>142147897it will be useful during mountain stages
>>142147900Wouldn't want to be coached by such a low life to be honest, what are you going to teach me how to become a guy with no future living in his dad's spare bedroom?
>>142147897he's just likeme (:
>>142147900>bitchboi who has achieved nothing and has no future offers life coaching to his superiors
It's time
gonna buy some mini bottles of wine to sneak into the match tomorrow. €6.50 a pint ffs
>>142148045has the makings of a nothingburger stagethey all fear it too much
>>142147998You and the german posts popped into my mind a few times during intervals and spurred me on. I think if you saw what hope and prosperity does to someone, it'll help you be better. I'm doing this for you. I'm getting my 300w ftp back by September for you. Not far to go now, we're already at 280. A successful person doesn't punch down, keep that in mind bud.
>>142147713I love watching Pogi on the bike but I'll totally admit I know I'd have a better time hanging out and chatting with Jonas
>>142148034As if by magic his bumboy appears, great to have you here bud, really is. Your watts and negativity inspire me, you should be proud.
>>142147736This year the French champion is not a fraud.
>>142147713based and correctjonas is /ourguy/redditčar can fuck off
>>142148055I like the stages where they ride hard all day with no attacks and the weaker guys drop off one by one. Obviously attacks are more entertaining but these are good too. Plus the breaks should always be strong since there so many top jockeys in the race
>>142148056I'll remember this post once your next downswing sets in
SEPP kuss now that is a top GC man and Grand tour winner who seems like a very genuine compassionate and cool guy
tour de france starts tomorrow. hope it's a good one, i'm hoping for a competitive and exciting gc battle
>>142148260he'll be back with a vengeance next year
>>142148260he was giving off some weird vibes in the last couple of months tho. me? I watch for the ciclismo, I don't really care about personalities. Except for w*ut. FUCK W*UT
>>142148346gave some weird interviews atleast, especially for being in bad shape all season
>>142147713Well when you put it like this I might become a schizo Dane
>>142148352What's his job exactly? We all do that here
>>142148352imagine the sun blasting down on that van and you're stuck inside the back with this dude and multiple computers giving off heat
>>142148352PCS chads, still undisputed
>>142148384It really does seem like most of this general could do this job and maybe even better. It's all just paying of attention after all and we're good at that
>>142148352velogoombler heaven
>“What if Remco doesn't do well? The world will keep turning, right? My sponsors never say anything, they are content. If Remco farts, there are two pages in the newspaper. They realize how much publicity we bring. And sportingly, well, I've been racing for a long time: once you've experienced it all, you become cautious. We all saw what happened in the Giro last year. You're a big fool if you're not prepared for all scenarios. Good, middle and bad, I take everything into account. Otherwise you are a dreamer, or a fantasist. I am neither.”>The manager shifts the role of top favorite to Tadej Pogacar. “If you saw Tadej riding in the Giro, you couldn't ignore him. You enjoy watching that: how relaxed he is on the bike, how he apparently has no stress, a really pleasant person to watch. But we're going to beat him. (laughs) No, we'll see.”>“But at Visma they shouldn't be silly: they have been playing hide and seek,” he continues. “They often play those kinds of games the old man bellows.
>>142148428games LABrats play has got to be my least favorite album 2bqhwyfthey overdid it too much last year
het laaste niuws on remco: he farted.
>>142148428>You're a big fool if you're not prepared for all scenariosplanb.webm
>>142148428>the old man bellows.No one can bellow like the the old man Lefevere can bellow
>>142148471If Jonas is actually bad and gets dropped it's fine but if he shows proper competitiveness all their "anti-hype" has been fucking retarded. It might be because Jonas is weakmind and they want to take the pressure off him.
I adjusted, Carlito and Der Stier OUT Yates (S) and Mads IN
>>142148428He's right you know. Any time Remco starts a race he becomes the protagonist
>>142148556Not this time though
Yeh, this is it berts, not adjusting it no mo, I think I will go see my deadend life buddies and I am NOT adjusting drunk or hangover so I got me nine mens to ride with.
>>142148689Post it so I can make yopu doubt
>>142148699
so there will be no tibopino on this year's tour...
>>142148882One reddit rider down, a million still to go
>>142148911Mads soon
>>142148911geraint thomas next year
>>142148911pogachud will crash out
Good lord /cyc/ is already shit.
My safe space!
Can't wait the le hecking tour de femmes
Just checking in from the office. Why are all the posts so bad?
>>142149082
>>142149082>>142149150Please fucking stop
R*mco? Never heard of her
>>142149150She's so quirky and random, you just have to lover her
>>142149150I hate this
Finally made my team and I have five 8s, not sure I like this
VWW
>>142148352Proper ciclismo goon cave
>>142149430is that one of those copaganda dogs i see everywhere
>>142148352this is the life
>>142148352this thing better has airco
>>142149486That wouldn't be very green
>>142149486wout manually has to wave a fan
in awe at the startlist quality. 2015 is fake strength because the rankings were wonky. Kristoff and Dege and GVA ranked in the top 5 best riders in the world.
How was your final pre-tour ride, berts?As for me, an easy barely Z2 ride in disgusting heat and morbid humidity. A chinese sweatshop weather, if you will.And yet, a PR on me most prestigious mirador. I don't understand.
>>142149569>he's a greg, kristoff and john beton haterlame
Roglic's chance for the win?There are 4 stages with summit finishes that comes with long climbs.Other than that the rest of the stages are either flat finishes or punchy ones.
>>142149612I like all these guys but they were NOT top 5 in the world.
>>142149634>Roglic's chance for the win?100%
>>142149651how was dege not top 5 in the world, the dude won 2 monuments in 2015
>>14214963450%. He either wins or he doesn't
>>142149651Who were top 5 in 2015?
>>142149706lewd
Do you think the average rider is overrated? Looks at these guys. Many big names with impressive results. They can't all be good. Funny old sport cycling. Everyone gets a chance at win at some stage so impossible really rank the riders.
Hey folks!!!!Finally, it's time. The Tour is here.I'm looking forward to some supreme shitposting with you.I really like you folks and i had this idea, hear me out.How about we all get together this year and do a /cyc/ meet up at one of the stages this year?What do you say? Cycling enthusiasts go camping together, enjoy nature and have a blast.I have two tents and a van with which i can haul massive supplies. By supplies i mean mostly beer but i can get my hands in some weed it people want this but no pressure. The most important thing is that we are together and have fun.What do you say Bros?LET'S GO CAMPING!!!!!!
>>142149599PPATTT, I have been ORDERED to sit on my ass today
>>142149599summer warms the blood innitas for me, only a r*n today but a BIG ride is back on the menu tomorrow morn
>>142149738ok just say time and place and I will be there
>>142149738bad larp, we all know that camper bert is still in prison
>>142149738What are you talking about? We're all already in the Winnebertgo parked on the slopes of Three Faggot Hill in Tuscany.Didn't you see the notice in the Discord?
>>142149738
>>142149733>Many big names with impressive results>Van gils and Aranburu
>>142149738Good idea, can you come to Mongolia?
>>142149815they are exactly the type of rider I am talking about. much hype because they sometimes do a good result. how to truly rank them? who knows
>>142149733>Wout van Aert
>>142149733>no sepp KUSS there to set pace infernale on the rampasballpark frankly, mickeymouse * edition of the le tour innit
>>142149725LMAO, I totall forgot about that incident.
>>142149859Wasn't the first time Roglic did this.I remember him doing something like that in the Vuelta too.
>>142149875he didn't even know he had finished at the Olympics
>>142149725>>142149859For me, it's the ferocity in which he attacks the wrong way
>>142149883God that was such a pass normal TT.
So according to veloman someone has changed its team 242 times so far.Wouldn't be too surprised if it was bert.
>>142149875almeida did it once in the vuelta too, on bad info from the traitor soler
-Vinge will be minutes behind around mid race already thinking about stage hunting-Pogi will be in yellow ahead of Yates and Almeida-Rog will chute out around stage 6-7-Remco will win the first 2 stage and then crack had on Sestriere-Grug will chill the entire race to prepare the WC and just do lead out for Jasper-Wout will not stage hunt to protect the 6th place of Jorgenson-Thomas will crack on every mountain stage and still hold for a 12th place-Landa will lose a lot to save Remco, then he will climb the GC thanks to breakaways-Ciccone will take another pois while losing ages on TT-Vlasov and Soler will do epic betrayals-Bernal and Hindley will top 5 without a single attack-DeLie will not win stages-Philipsen will take the green with 3 to 5 stages-Bardet and Carapaz will alternate epic cracks and good performances-Uno X with a cheeky stage win-Cav will be humiliated at every sprint-Mas and Martin will defend 15th position-Bettiol with a GRANDE win on stage where he's not supposed to be good-Groupama will be pas normal with multiple riders-Derek Gee with another with a PAS NORMAL performance-Pedersen will win the cobble stage
>>142149725
>>142149917kek he should show how many times you've adjoosted. a badge of shame
>>142149917how dare he expose me like that?
>>142149917posted so many fake teams it might be me
really tempted to pick a second sprinter with all those flat stages. but no way you can fit the pas normal 8 pointers then
>>142149943oi mate no spoilers. I haven't started the new season yet
>>142149738I don't have a passport and am scared to go to europe anyway
Just had a cheeky bet on T Pidz to win tomo
dubs and vlasov wins the tour
>>142150028Why would you do this to yourself?
>>142150042good value 18/1couple of euro no harm done
>>142149943Most of this is believable except Soler betraying Pogi and Jonas wont be that far down. Even if he's shit he'll still top 5 I think.
>>142150065He'll be 2nd at worst
used up all my adjustments. veloman locked my account. this is the final draft
>>142150065zeeman already said he expects vingegaard to be better than most so he's fine
>>142149943and GALL ?
>>142150100better than most is hardly a ringing endorsement. was beating Gaudu and Bernal in the 2024 tdf an insignificant result?
>>142150097that is my team though
>>142150130from the psyopping sandbaggers that means better than anyone not named pogacar
>>142150129Ag2r will be raided tonight.
>>142150150good team you have there sir
>>142150097I didn't bother adjusting for this one. With the high cost of good riders and the restriction of categories I just threw something together and let it be.
>>142150191if you did some adjusting you would quickly realize there are many many many good cheap riders
Fish at 80% would still beat remco and roglic. I mean rog is going to chute anyway
>>142150229rog couldn't even keep up with gee and jorgenson after 3 days of racing
>>142150237That was just training. No worries.
gall or vlasov
>>142150344gall
>>142150344>>142150166
>>142150344neither
>>142150344Pelo
>>142150344Gaudu
>>142150344Vlasov is a steal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YCoFG1NgtVQ
Im conflicted about Gee. They probably want him to do GC now so they will hold him back from going into breakwaways which is his specialty.
>>142150585they don't want him to do GC, that's pointless for their team
>>142149943there’s a cobble stage?
>>142150585>>142150594I just don't know what's going to happen with Gee. There's a lot of 8 pointers with talent and defined roles and good teams. Gee is one good rider but his team is shite and what's his goal?
>>142149844>sometimes do a goodThat perfectly describes Aranaburu but look at van Gils results this year, his worst result in a one day race is 20th in Amstel. All the others he got top 10.
>>142150658wouldn't surprise me if he gets the polka dots
>>142150665yeah but aranburu is a soul pick
>>142150344gall has been bad all season dont pick him
>>142150665right but what does that mean? how can you compare a Powless or a Gee or a Healy or a van Gils or a Lazkano or a dozen other guys. I don't think there is any other sport where it so hard to tell who is better than who. they are all around the same. if it were golf or tennis or something else they would be playing each other and we would know. in cycling even when they are in the same race they are often not actually racing each other. They could be a domestique or not going for a win that day or going for a breakaway. funny old sport.
Is 400km in 2 days doable for an extremely fit person but not biker?Cuz I’m attempting that
>>142150776your ass will hurt
>Visma downplaying Jonas' form and chances>UAE hyping Pogacar up as stronger than everThe duality of psy-opping
>>142150776do you ever bike, do you have equipment? I think your ass will give out
>>142150776yes, but you're gonna suffer a lot
>>142150776if you are not used to ass pounding you are gonna sufferalso your back will most likely explode
>>142150810neck also
>>142150776depends on hills innit. flat you can just suffer and grind it out. with climbing you will prob dnf
>>142150776you better have a good bibs and saddle fit lol
>>142150776no
>>142150776fitness wise yes if the course is not too much elevation but as the others say problem could be ass, neck, back or feet and maybe even something like tendonitis in the knee or hips from overuse because your body isnt used to pedaling
>>142149430No doubt soulless sports 'scientists' will force him to scrub it off for aero or vit D uptake reasons.
>>142149430'Luv vinge, me
>>142149430How many Road Code points does this give?
>>142150776not really imo
>A British man has captured the internet's attention by demonstrating that professional equipment isn't necessary for a great barbecue. >Utilising filing cabinets to cook food and bicycle wheels to keep drinks cool, the unnamed man's innovation left guests both amazed and their bellies full.>The wheel, ingeniously repurposed, is connected to a makeshift system where cold water flows from a manually attached tap and pipe, continuously immersing the cans in a bucket of cold water. >Footage shows guests enjoying the creative set up, with one guest sipping a beer while watching a rotating bicycle wheel with cans of Strongbow and Thatchers cider attached.fucking Strongbow ruins the whole story. DISGUSTING
the goomble is so fucking hard, I have reworked the team. I am in turmoil.
>>142151069skill issue
I have 2 Movistar riders. I'll have some wine and a deep think on this.
>>142151145>team moviestarsovl
>>142151145dislike these choices you've made there to be honest with you
Don't forget the new velogames feature. Teams that don't pick the most selected rider (which will be Pog) start with a 200 point bonus.
>>142151145Last time Movistar won a stage in Tour de France was Nairoman in 2019.
'avent made my team yet calm as a hindu cow
>>142151182Lazkano will win
>>142151115My whoop has indicated that my stress levels are elevated. Made a second team as insurance and probably will make a third.
The store didn't have any Diet Dr. Pepper today, so I got a Diet Dr. Pepper Coconut instead. It is very good. It's got me in such a good move I've gone ahead and put Stefan KÜNG on my velosqueak
went so hard in me run that it kwaked the p*lar straponguess this is the power of Zone Six
>>142151265are you trying to be funny? there were Berts in this very ITT that sweared on their mom its impossible to kwak Polar strapon when it happened to me
>>142151265heart EXPLODED the polar strap good job
>>142151205man I picked lazkano for the vuelta and that guy didn't even bother to go get a top 20 once
>>142151390this one is even faster than the other onesadjust
I did 8x25s seated with low gear to build some strength. Damn that's a nice session. So much core and lower back involved. Makes me realise how inefficient low cadence is. I was also surprise to see my seated isn't as low as I thought, I assumed my upper body carried my relatively high 30s but no.
>>142151288that must have referred to vinester activitesyou feeling alright there Brtek ?
>>142151390My champion you are ready for your biggest challenge yet.
>>142151288your heartrate has never gone above 150
>>142151390Nooooo they're on the Italian side of the Alps!Mon dieu someone help them!
>>142150776As the others say, unless you have a perfect bike fit (you probably don't) your ass/groin will give-up before the end.Good luck though! You can maximize your chances with a good bib and chamois cream; don't forget to eat and drink regularly during the rides.
>>142151431well i obviously didn't break it with my diesel heart
someone is gonna end their career in that Galibier descent
replaced godon with lapeira
>>142151686poogacar
Rui Costa in yellow tomorrow
>>142151686Cav will abandon and announce his retirement.
>>142151316>>142151512for the records, me HR was at 196 (and steadily rising) when the strapon EXPLODED into such a heap of junk
I really want a few duvels but I have a BIG ride tomorrow and want everything optimized. But fuck I am bored
>>142151821*yawn* If you drink alcohol you are never going to make it
>>142151821drink the bierschannel your inner bertão
>>142151821moderation my dear Bert, is all that we ask
https://youtu.be/3Zx8XNTtXRQ?t=43all me mates married or have kids or moved away. sitting at home on friday night adjoosting
>>142151945https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JzSIzukSN5kguitar bros its over
>>142151945>all me mates married or have kidsis this supposed to be something to be jealous of lmao fuck that shit
>>142151799they truly are trash HR monitorsfuck using a HR monitor thoughI've decided there's no point outside of maybe once a month just to check Z2 HR trend
>>142151945Most of my married friends are tired and miserableI'm just miserable, so I win :)
>>142151945Time to get a job again so you can pass the time and fall asleep early.
>>142150776it will be very painful 4u
>>142150514mohoric is a chadchud
Our Irishbert is the Raducanu spammer? >>142149578
>>142152034>Slovak conti rider meets his idolvery cute picture
>>142152013maybe I should get a wife instead
>>142152058>Raducanu spammeI don't know what that means. I would never make an Axelturd length post like that
>>142152071I am currently trying to get both (she doesn't work so I'll have to).
>>142152071but a job will at least pay you money a wife is like paying to work
May the best rider (Tadej Pogacar) win
>>142152034from the tour de france to the tour de slovaquie. how low have those former rainbow jersey wearers fallen.
>>142152034These 2 have 5(five) World championships between them.
Sagan masterclass
>>142152105Filthy dopeur is gonna need an oil field full of blood bags to last all three weeks
Word on the street is that Visma has established an air bridge from Teide to France with fresh delivery of bodybags on daily basis
>>142152324Who's bodies?
>>142152324US Postal only needed Philippe Maire also known as Motoman
Baking some Sprouts, cabbage and onion in a dijon marinade. Frying up some Canadian bacon and baby 'bellos. Cracked open a cold Hefeweizen. Good dinner tonight
>>142152355When was the last time anyone really seen the likes of GLOAG? KUSS? HESSMANN?Their decaying bodies are hooked to the machine and harvested
>>142152355Sepp Kuss and other 'injured' and 'sick' riders.
They liquefy the sick and weak to fuel the strong
>>142152401
>>142152427>>142152428holy shit
AAAAHHHHHH IM ADJOOSTIIIIIIIIING
>>142152597cant adjoost when you havent made a team yet
>>142152536That peameal bacon shit is ridiculous. I was absolutely INCREDULOUS when I lived in Toronto that this was the only really native "Toronto food". It's literally a shitty ham sandwich.Is there any "country" more devoid of culture than Canada?
>Fried chicken and ribs is on the wayYes yes come closer my sweetWasn't it Padraig O'Bert who was having wines from the regions where they were racing in the GTs? Still doing that? Very soulful idea
>>142152034how many times has Sagan retired?
>>142152034puncheur is the greatest type of cyclist
Did bertacek post the /bet/ for tomorrow? got a cheeky tenner to spend
>Kuss' erstattede af Lemmen
>>142152872agree
>>142152877kek
test
>>142152873I feel uncomfortable with the rampant anglo hatred whilst this thread culture is anglo-centric. It's a strange dynamic.
>>142152034two frauds
It's not really hatred. People just get exhausted with 1. Anglo media's dick riding of Sky/Ineos, especially considering how boring and unsoulful that whole era of dominance was2. Schizobrit's overly forced and artificial shit stirringThere are many rough edges to /cyc/ but overall it is a lovely general
>>142152873>>142144196
Tell me Wout is contesting the bunch sprints
>>142153032thank you, those are some nice oddsyour lazkanos, your benny hills, your van gils, your mvdps
>>142152939Need the rest of the Berts to learn Danish to truly appreciate this one
>>142153031>2. Schizobrit's overly forced and artificial shit stirringI think the primary issue with this is people not understanding banter or more accurately people selectively not understanding banter. Taken far too seriously, 'schizo' brit is obviously a lighthearted eccentric poster. I was merely highlighting a point which I think has been well recieved. Good night, burritobro.
>>142147579UAE will start drilling it in Barbotto
>>142153469And they are going to strike cat poo
>>142147811kek
Dogs farts absolutely honks tonight, gave him some nice broccoli the other day. Smells like weed.
>>142153690let the little guy live a little, every time you smell him just imagine how much the fella enjoyed them veggies
its here
>>142153723three weeks of pure unfiltered undiluted high octane kino
>>142153720Had the healthiest poo I've seen in a long time too. He's always had digestive issues. He consumes his vegetable before his meat or biscuits. Gave him a dodgy raw steak the other week though, he got ill from that. Thought his guts would kill anything but no.
>>142153827I've given my retriever some old raw fillet before and the poor boy ended up prostrate on the back porch, humping the grass trying to massage a poop out of himself. Terrible stuff really. He loves himself some aromatic veggies though, goes buck for a handful of celery and carrots
keep it cyc please
Going to be honest with the berts, my GF just delivered some devastating news. Kinda put a damper on the whole Tour de France for me. Real downer
>>142154034is she pragnent?
>>142154090No, worse, She shaved her pussy. I'm posting an early /bh/ to commiserate, if you'll allow it https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=94bdMSCdw20
>>142154185rip in pieces bert, at least you wont get hair in your mouth
>>142154185Mine did the same. I thought she'd finally agreed to rock the rainforest bush but after only a couple weeks she went full baby seal
>>142154185my wife has never shaved completely, not even once
>>142154334You're a lucky man Bertão, I will never forgive the 80's for killing the bush
>>142154367my bertina has a lovely big bush but lately she's been trimming the sides
Jonas is such a good, he didn't deserve his fate.
>>142154367I'd really like to try tho funny thing is she's like that because I said I liked a little bush shortly after we got together more years ago, and now I'm a bit embarrassed to ask
>>142154410Slippery slope, talk to her about it before it gets out of hand
>>142154185>>142154258At least it grows back, so there's always hope...
>>142154624But consider the loss of trust Krautbert
Now watching RED RIVER (1948)
Just one more sleep.
/flute hours/https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IwLSrNu1ppI
>>142155118soundtrack for this movie goes hard
>he made the call
Berts can remco win the gc
>>142155432lolkwabs out in the first week guaranteed
Maybe fishboy takes copious amounts of fish oil? Is that his secret?
>>142155432He won't even win the white jersey.
pogiwinslol
Johan picks Rog to win tomorrow. van Gils as dark horse
>>142155432if everyone else crashes maybe
>>142155285lmao bruyneel is such a cuck
>>142155432Yes, he will
>>142155483>life time supply
It's Roglic's turn
What would happen to me if I took JumboJuice?
>>142155821For me it's the humble deen
30°C in San Marino tomorrow. At least it's cooler than at the start in Florence
>>142155917It would be extremely painful
>>142154185Wouldn't wish this on the worst of Berts
>>142147667Still butthurt about the draw?
Johan Bruyneel scoops:>UAE simulated a race on Isola 2000 and Pogacar put 1min20 on Adam Yates>on average his numbers have improved by 13 to 15 watts since the Giro>at the same time, he lost 1.5kg since the Giro (65.5kg -> 64kg)>Pogacar's new TdF TT bike is 750g lighter than his former TT bike
>>142152937Matthieu isn't a puncheur
>>142156647Adjusted
>>142156647The last one is not a great upgrade, just parity. Their bike was heavy before.
>>142156721
>>142156901van Ært is not a puncher either
>>142156647>Pogi 2.23% lighter than last year>Last year Jonas won with total time of 4925 minutes, beating Pogi 4933 minutes>At 2.23% faster, Pogi would've finished in 4823 minutesHoly shit Pogi may win by almost than TWO HOURS over Jonas this year
>>142156961how bout I puncheur you in the fucking face
>>142157097You need to be counting Denivel meters, not total meters
>>142156901technically I think Sagan and WvA are 'Superpuncheurs' since they can contest sprints with dedicated sprinters
>>142156647pogacar is skinnyfat idgi
>>142157243Realistically these riders exist along a spectrum from sprinteurs to grimpeurs with puncheurs somewhere in middle. Some puncheurs will skew naturally towards one way or the other
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AgBuyVpzSaw
>>142157475The Visma Mobile Goon Lab will never beat this
37C in Florence tomorrow, that doesn't sound enjoyable.
>>142157871heatstroke
>>142152797that was me but anyone else is free to joinfound some good picks that way
>>142157475Why have we sucked the soul out of everything we do?
>no thibaut>no sovl
>>142158711speak for yovrselfI am still fvll of sovl
>>142159071>bvrger>SovlfvlDovbtfvl desu
burger supremacy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bcii8kaUVZM
>>142159090nice projection you golem husk
I put Abrahamsen in my teamSeems dumb, but done is done
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9r9_Y3JzbaY
>aero?
leave pogacar to me
the le tour will be like shooting a fish in an oil barrel
Finally the Vibehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XFTN50K56mc
>>142160447i thought you were dead
>>142160500Never dead, just busy (an frequently tired)
>>142160545
>>142161256Moquecas are tasteful, specially when cooked with coconut milk
watching random cycling rides videos on youtube makes me realize how much of a genetic dead end noob I am. I can't understand how people manage to put down so much power on a high gear, yet have a heart rate that's around their zone 2.I can barely get the pedals going on a 1% incline on 38-14 yet I see sport cyclists go up 3% climbs on 50-1x.
>>142155118I've still never watched it (shan't)
>using short hair
>>142161631W-what physically happens when you run over your own hair with your wheel while traveling at a high rate of speed?
>>142161839Or using the hair as natural scarf to protect throat from weather variations and not getting ill by it
>>142147579was planning on sleeping in tomorrow because i assumed it was a sprint slurper, and open sp and to my surprise i see this
Hello, yes:Didn't find me boys because the usual spot is now refurbished and fenced, kek.My old housing association always dealt with the unruly by subtraction. Oh they sitting and drinking on that bench?Better remove the bench.On that bench too?Better remove the bench.On the benches surrounding the meadow?Better remove all the benches and let nobody sit on them ever because a bunch of locals will drink beer on them on Friday and Saturday evening.On this passageway spot above the garages?Better remove the passage and fence it too, nobody can use it now but the problem is gone.But still got drunk, alone, was not setting up a precedent and trying to find the guys somewhere else or even trying to text them on facebook.Saw some lone car in the middle of a parking lot, thought some guy from outside the town was boondocking. I even wanted to tell him this is not a good spot if he went out for a piss.3 minutes later a whore crawled out, told him bye and he drove off.Then there was a bird sounding off, unusually loud especially for late evening and a few minutes later a couple on bikes rode in and tried calling it in with gentle words like 'come in, come on girl, were here, come on parrot, be nice'.Well, that was odd, lucky parrot it is very warm now. Wonder how it copes with all the other asshole birbs like jackdaws and magpies.Thanks for reading my diary.
>>142161979housing jannies truly are the aorst
>>142156647>>142155489Johan and Lance being remco non believers is funny
what happened to sepp kuss this year? i wanted to root for a meme american. jorgenson is not a serious rideralso lance did nothing wrong
https://www.walmart.com/ip/Schwinn-Pro-Full-Zip-Short-Sleeve-Cycling-Jersey-Blue-Medium/16539925Let me guess, you NEED more
>>142160153this is gonna be such a fucking boring tour. vingo is dead, pogacuck will win by 10 minutes. bring back the epo era
>>142162264I'm legally not allowed to wear blue. It brings out my eyes too much and causes the cyclistas to lose control
>>142162272Facepeace shall win
>>142162272Doomers are not welcome. You are just like the housing jannies ruining the vibes
>>142162363is he still on EF (Eternally Fifth)? >>142162368sorry i wish i could get excited. i'll leave
>>142162474If EF managed a fifth in this tour I would be impressed
>>142162272The only redeeming thing about it will be the amount of seething by the danes
just did the last ADJOOOSTtime for sleep
This Tour is way too hyped up. It's never going to live up to expectations.
>>142163207We got spoiled last two years. But teams are fighting so hard for stage wins it's going to be fun even if pogi has 2 minutes by the end of the weekend
>There are people who think that Vingegaard is going to be tested on a bunch of cat 2 and 3 shitters
>38 degrees in Italy Tick tock, epocar
Who says no?
>>142163879Not bad as a second team in case pog and fish crash
>>142163879I have a written contract here that says you would do no more adjoosting
>>142163971I did not, I didn't click submit.
>>142164017>He's velo edgingEvery day we stray further from god's light
Here is the winning team btw
>>142164046Ride and die with the boys
>>142164061My boy coquard will finally have his TDF win
very unpredictable stage todayI assume they reach the finish with a group of 30 or something but who wins the sprintyou'd think none of the major players like pogi will want the jersey immediately but then again it's a tdf win, bonus seconds and a yellow jersey
>>142164271>who wins the sprintprimus roglicus
>>142164040Haha yes, she was only sitting on my lap and I was only holding my hand on her thigh, inner side, and playing with her hair.NOT cheating.
>>142164271I think group won’t be bigger than 15
>>142164441It's going to be remco pog and lapeira
>>142164441the descent is long as fuck
>>142164271Super Costanza a heckin cutie in teh yellow joisey xD
P I N O TINOT
>>142164536Time to let go
>>142164536
Casual here, I heard Vinge isn't that great this year and Kuss is ded. Will Vinge really not win? I have a bad feeling that he'll just win anyway.
>He's gonna root for a rider on Team Zionist Entity p/b Genocide just because he picked him in a online manager game with no pricesyikes>heh i don't care bout them mooslims>I support burning kids and babies to death as long as i get those sweet Derek Gee pointsgood edgy goy
It feels like christmas morning, hopefully my big present will be the fatal crash of tadej poogacar. My smaller present in my stocking will be the victory of Fred Wright.
Good morning cyc, don't forget this easy trick for a better /tdf/ experience
>>142164577>2024>still falling for the annual Visma psy-op
>>142164637dont be a fag and filterjust say to poster to kys like a real man
>>142164717But then they don't stop posting litteral garbage
>it's tdf time again
God I wish that were me...
>>142164786could be you if you wanted to
Pog will win today and tomorrow
>>142164786This man would ruin alpecin sponsors today. He'd make balding cool again.
will meet you all in the control room later on to ge tour data gooning on
>>142164794im too old to be fignon fren. he retired a couple years after my current age.>>142164822he really did
when will we get a French Tour de France winner
>Fignon made it cool to be baldpathetic cope kek
>>142164916we've already had quite a few
>>142164933not in my lifetime
>>142164849gonna edge to that breakaway fight
We're so back
>>142154007veganism is the natural way of life for every living being
>>142164931fignon defined cool
Good morning
>>142165012Bonjour
>>142165012How many new chapters this tour?
>>142165047i thought you two hated each other
one quick ride before the tourwhat should I do?
>>142165055We can't lose if we don't play the gc. Gaudu doesn't count ofc
>>142165057Meds and Belgian are the only foreigners I like
>>142165057Benoit simply hate everyone desu
>>142165062z2 for 300km
>>14216509010x2min@120fuck it
Bilbao + Lapeira or Gee + S.WilliamsI’m a bit nervous about picking bilbao as Bahrain said Buitrago will be the leader so I don’t know how much freedom bilbao will get
>>142165079I only know of him because of that movie. One of my favs
>>142165108Small bilbo is not the GC man but has said he will not intentionally lose time either, his goal is a stage win and he will go all out in the TT. - this post was brought to you by velogoomble helper premium only $8.99 a month
gotta do me official fantasy team now for a league with the lads. then have to select captain every day and do transfers. the adjoosting never ends.
you do have at least 2 movistars in your team right
>>142165143this photo but with Lazkano Aranbaru and Mas
>>142147579>using pedals
>>1421651432 Israelis for me
we almost live in France
>>142165129dankuwel
>>142165179i hope you get 0 points inshallah
>>142165196wtf is that eurosport? faggot watch on RAI it's on tv
I've consider all possibilities and have come to the logical conclusion.Bling in yellow today.
>>142165214I don't speak Italiano
>>142165226you dont have tojust switch tabs when they're hyped about somethingi did that on gcn, but with french
>>142165057this movie is about tsundere love affair
THE TOUR IS HERE BOYS
>>142165387https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rTe7U92ecX8
copy while you can
https://sport.tv2.dk/cykling/2024-06-26-axelgaards-optakt-til-klassementethttps://sport.tv2.dk/cykling/2024-06-27-axelgaards-optakt-til-pointtroejenhttps://sport.tv2.dk/cykling/2024-06-27-axelgaards-optakt-til-bjergtroejenhttps://sport.tv2.dk/cykling/2024-06-27-axelgaards-optakt-til-holdkonkurrencen
>>142165450saving everyone from going to his site / giving him money.Let’s see how the best GC rider ever will do
>>142165400Based beliver.
>>142165289i picked up on a distinctly gay undertone. the frenchy wanted benoit, but couldnt attract him, so he went after his sister to make him jealous - a greek story as old as time
>>142165400Honestly the worst I've seen here
>>142147579Thread themehttps://youtu.be/Im-z75LfP38
>Axelgaard Holdings finalize it's takeover of TV2
>>142165456He's the Danish schizo itt isn't he?
do my frens think fignon would be as successful if he had access to modern training and bikes and such? or would he get BTFO'd?
>>142165518i meant to say: if he competed today)
>>142165456Looking forward to this new rivalry. Will be counting stars in the top 10 by the end of the race.
>>142165513Wouldn’t surprise me he shills it constantly or some employee
>>142165552It's weird how they are pushing this Big 6 meme. Van Aert and Grug wont be contesting the GC so why pretend they will race against the other four.(Also Van Aert is washed up and doesn't belong in that group anymore)
Remco looked nervous and tired on stage. Crack on Galibier incoming
VOLTA FEVER
>>142165554Dude is some nationalistic math autist. He clearly fits
Trip has started. Going to Frankfurt Flughafen. I think I am in a handicap spot in the train but luckily everyone in this country is too autistic to say anything about it. Anyway, time for some adjusting.
>>142165450stars with photos. mr fancypants over here
>>142165564Everyone is aware WVA and MVDP don't do GC. It's just because it's the first time you have the 6 stars of the sport in one race
>>142165591>Ayuso and Almeida above RoglicCertified retard
>>142165586maybe they say nothing becasue you look handicapped
Happy Grand Depart day everybertHere's a little reminder for you
>>142165586God speed, Autismbert, say hi to our lad Jambaljamts
>>142165591so this guy unironically thinks there will be 4 UAE riders in the top 5 with vingegaard 10 minutes ahead of them
>>142165564Many people agree that VDP and WVA can eventually contend the tdf gc
>>142165630pls pay attention to his autistic reasoning. it is chances to win so UAE guys are higher becasue of their team
vingegaard is back everyone
>>142165643if somehow pogi and vinge are out of the picture they would 100% choose for adam yates and not the other 2 superhjaelpers
>>142165586Good luck.Make sure to try some Mongolian Cheese.
disc breaks will cause crashes again like at itzulia or dauphine. sad to see that this shit is still pushed and to see road riders riding disc breaks. i'm not watching the upcoming massacre. its a protest against killer disc breaks.
https://sport.tv2.dk/cykling/2024-06-27-axelgaards-optakt-til-1-etapethis is great update to Axelturd manifestos. it's basically the same but on a nicer website
>>142165690I'm surprised the new articles are still this long. TV2 has a more casual audience and it was already unlikely anyone read the full thing on feltet.
>>142165704there's a reason they put the stars at the top this time aroundand they limited his 500 one star picks
>>142165690>Maxim Van Gils missede de belgiske mesterskaber med sygdom, og hvad det kan gøre ved hans form er en anelse usikkert. EMERGENCY ADJUSTMENT
3mins>3mins3mins>3mins3mins>3mins3mins>3mins3mins>3mins3mins>3mins3mins>3mins
>>142165715are you alright son? this happened last week
big tits in full force already
>>142165731My bad, I forgot professional pedalers overcome life threatening injuries in 2 days
>not picking the whole podium
Only 10 Berts in the /cyc/ league, Top 10 is basically guaranteed.Free points towards the /cyc/ championships!
>>142165750can i GOON to this?
>>142165768Sorry, results are already in.
jai hindley will win
Who attacks first? Orla voice is absolutely fucked I hear, deep throated more paki dick I see.
>>142165797the best australian in the tour award highly contested between him and Matthews
another year of not giving a view to discovery and watching tiz o7
>>142165750what cup size is this?
Extremely satisfied with my team. Honestly cant see any way I wont win!
why is Sir Christopher Froom, OOBE not participating and instead riding in the prestigious Sibiu Cycling Tour? He should fight for his fifth win...
You're not really watching the tour if you're not watching it on france tv
moto cameras will be on at 12h50
>>142165819On a related note, I really want to pick Remco, but he'd fuck over the entire team
velogames allows emojis? time to make use of it
>so many stages in the southHOLY KINOFuck the north
we're all satisfied with our teams with how many good 6 pointers there are
>>142165829stream link?
>>142165811It's on ITV4 lad, full coverage live every day.
>>142165518helper for someone in lotto dstny or other conti team
we live from the Giro d'Italia
>>142165862https://www.france.tv/sport/cyclisme/tour-de-france/6192257-direct-tv-etape-1-florence-rimini.htmlYou need a vpn I presume
PINOT PINOT PINOT PINOT PINOT PINOT PINOT PINOT PINOT PINOT PINOT PINOT PINOT PINOT PINOT PINOT PINOT PINOT PINOT PINOT PINOT PINOT PINOT PINOT PINOT PINOT PINOT PINOT PINOT PINOT
Alla won because he's motivated knowing his whore wife is at the Tour with all those young strapping Decathlon/Arkea boysShe's probably looking to upgrade
le squeaker champion
aaaaaaaaaaaaaADJOOSTING MY EMOJIS
>>142165928Lapeira looks like he's on a good path, he'd be worth a try.
>>142165932MANLET
>>142165945Not a crazy body to attain natty. There's dozens of asian youths looking like that in places like Vietnam. This is just otherworldly in Western Europe where half of the population are overweight pigs living in permanent opulence until they inevitably die because of their clogged pigarteries
I picked Wowed Pools, I don't give a FUCK
>>142165980pic related is not healthy though
Quintana status?
happening16km of neutralized riding through Firenze
AND WE OFFFFFFFFFFFFF
>>142165999VGH
>>142165992It is. His BMI doesn't look like it's low enough to warrant hormonal issues
>>142165992Point being? Everyone is like that in the grand tours and if you're not then you're a shitter.
16km until depart reel? C'est not really partiiiiiiiii
IT'S OVER
>>142162272>vingo is dead
fads and cav
>>142165999this confuses the american
>>142165996injured but will be ready for top 30 in la Vuetla
how many stages will cavs collarbones survive?
why does it say start 12:40
gib ham bertolo
>>142166040because they're doing 16km neutralisation...
>>142166040tourist spotted
based colombian Roglic fan
fdj helmets look strange
I want to watch the roll out instead of orla the croaky whore and adam blythes adhd.
the fuck why is he wearing a vest?
I'm thinking chute during the neutralisation
>>142166052no way they take 40mins for that>>142166070>tf>tptalking about tourist never seen you before fagg
>Tour of Italy
>eurosport player is deadwtf
>>142166109they're gonig like 20km/h so i think they will
>>142166106ice vest? I don't know
>>142166030Amerigan dourist have found out how to use trains in Europe and visit 3rd tier cities where you would only find European tourists.
Bong bros are you watching discovery+ or ITV?
De Lie's bike looks really nice.
STIER and grug
grug without rainbow stripes on his bike?
I can find love in Firenze
>>142166194new design for it, the vague smears are the rainbow
ah grug has those spray painted rainbow stripesalso tdf showing more girls than Germans in their footy tournament
>>142166171>>142166194This new Remco looks much bigger
gucci gang reporting in
>>142166233Fianlly accepting his fate and focusing on RVV-PR
>>142166216>foreings go crazy for this yikes
BUSINESS PLAN: Tour de Fr*nce only takes place in Italy
so much kino
proud homme
severe lack of trees
>>142166247>crazy
>>142162770I will not be seething this year
haha benis
>>142166247Let's see your gf bertollo
Maxbros who the fuck is this new host shitter
Should have picked him for the sprints
>>142166247bottom left is a Cute and im tired of pretending otherwise
start the shit already
CAN'T HEAR THE SONGS RETARDS YOU HAD 1 JOB
Next year depart is in Lille. Will they have the balls to do some cobbles?
>>142162272>bring back the epo erayeah, Big Mig dominating for 5 years and Lance dominating for 7 years was great
>>142165879it worked with a vpn and i had to make an account fren. i still dont understand them tho :'(
FRATELLI
>>142166386on stage 1 lolto filter out skeletons
>>142166385Why are they playing the marseillaise remix
whys the monaco wife beater there
>>142166386>tour de france haven't even started yet and we're already discussing the next one
>>142166429Shill down bert, they still playing anthems
>>142166395i think there will be a commentary-less feed later (i hope)
Adjusted
does firenze really need a tour start? for a city like copenhagen you understand it, but a like firenze is so internationally renowned and loved it really doesn't need to selfpromote
>>142166395The nice part about it is that they're very nap friendly. So their voice stay pretty calm
>Bert Betiol local hero
>>142166456should have been tel aviv
>>142166456I mean there’s always a bigger fish competition wise
>>142166144ITV because they're actually showing cycling rather than a studio full of twats chatting shit
>Jan Hirt crashed before the start. The Czech from Soudal Quick-Step got stuck on a fan's backpack and went over his handlebars. Hirt fell straight on his face and suffered a nosebleed, among other things. The team had been looking for a piece of tooth that was still on the street for quite some time.bertacek in charge of staying on his bike
>>142166456It's even worse for Barcelona. I think it's overal pretty cheap for the type of exposure you get
>>142166484Cool it with the Semitisem.
>>142166456going after mamil tourists is never a bad idea. they spend much more than the tourist from India.
Is Prudhomme autistic?
>>142166395Also it's the only place where you get all the moto feeds.
tfw Svizzera isn't a /cyc/ nation. bertolos will regret this tonight when we beat them in football.
>>142166486I've just muted it until the racing starts. It's so bad I despair.
VAN GILS or BERTIOL?Give it to me QUICK!
>>142166456cheeky jab at Denmarkthe waloon river of seethe has begun flowing already
>>142166568Go with your heart
>>142166568stephen williams
Looking good. Can't wait to see these jerseys on boomers in the streets
>>142166559there's more swiss in the start list than italians
>Don’t set alarm>Wake up just in time anywayMy body is ready for Ciclismo
>>142166594Heil
>>142166599grim
>>142166594he's /ourguy/
I actually hate Jens Voigt he built a career off being a retard in breakaways and never winning. He has that german/anglo loser goofball mentality. Reddit tier.
>>142166599>no Danish flag as wellok, this is funny though
fuck it, I'd rather get a shit score than not take my boy Almeida>PEDERDESN out>GEE out>BETTIOL out
WINGEH-GUARD! WINGEH-GUARD! WINGEH-GUARD!
>>142166594i'll buy one if he wins
>>142166594how does he keep getting away with it?
Already ate my race snacks
please sporza start the stream I can't keep watching this danish twink with his dumb questions
>>142166635>DUDE VOIGT IS SUCH A WORK HORSE! MAD RESPECT!
>>142166635really going against the grain here
>>142166663*when
SPLIT IN PELOTON
So my berts, who's going to chute first?
>>142166759>>142166493already happened
>>142166691it’s been on four an hour on national telly sporza doesn’t start until 1pm
>>142166745you're right, im sorry
Who is going to do worse?Arkea or Cofidis?Place your bets.
>Forced to watch on PeacockI miss GCN
KÜNG KÜNG KÜNG
>>142166759Remco
WILLIAMS lachee
>>142166456Foreign starts are cringe in general Tour should only ride in France, Holland, Belgium (neighbours without a GT)
I did some last minute adjustments but then I remembered that never works so I changed everything back to what it was
why is ITV filled with money begging ads for blacks?
>>142166822your second to last team will always be better so it doesn't matter how much you turn it back
Veloteam in shambles already
no kirby no watch
>>142166822less veloshit and more ciclismo bert
honestly miss me with that studio, I'd rather watch the riders cruising along with the swedish boomer commentators telling anecdotes
>>142166853is that senile potato cunt sean kelly gone too?
I haven't spotted wout yet, does he still wear the red bull helmet?
i like how contador always pick pogačar for every race, every stage
>>142166844Why are you watching ITV? Our ads are absolutely fucked.
>>142166889Tbf it's not that bad of a strategy
>>142166907i love female commentators
There's a 0 (zero) chance grug wins today, what are the frauds thinking?
>>142166889positive winrate
>>142166885yes well errrr no hes still going and will dig very deep this year again
I dont understand why they need these safety cars starts
gorgeous
*irredeemably mogs ur ciclismo style*
It's too hot today
>>142166889immediately proven wrong
>>142166889heh
>>142166925There is if UAE doesn't try to make it hard
here's your state mandated bertolo gf, enjoy
>>142166937This is why the city pays for a start.It's a big turist add.
>>142166939
>>142166960>>142166963he read the comment and had to adjust
American sports broadcasting truly is bottom of the barrel. Where to stream Eurosport? (not Tiz)
>>142166974VIVA PANTANIVIVA CICLISMO
>>142166974why is it without hair
>>142166925>33°Cgrug dead
>>142166889Thats like recommending sp500
DEUTSCHLAND
>>142166924Do ITV have female commentators? Used to be Ned Boulting and Millar.
>>142166960what a contrariandor
>>142167004i dont know, it was a shitpostbut i do have to shuffle 8 euros streams until i find one (usually portugese) without a female
pidkek needs alpecin
Pidcuck already bowing out of the GC race
French pronunciation est retardee
pidcooked
>>142166984kek
>>142167043R A R EWhat city? No scotch for you to cheer on I don't think this year.
hello berts back again for my yearly three-week long shitposting episodehope the cyclismo delivers
>>142167038A pants-sharting face if ever I saw one
>>142167073isn't oscar onley scottish
how many 2nd places for w*ut? Im hoping at least 2
>>142167038that's a good hairline if he didn't shave it all off
>>142167043cheering for Onley then lad?
grande
ET C'EST PARTI
>>142167081Who are you trying to fool I've seen you post all year
>>142166437>>142166534kek i started watching idefix et les irreductibles stream. kino. only negative is i cant post here with my frens while watching with my VPN on :(
post em
CE PARTI
>>142167073Edinburghpunctured on a speedbump this morning
C'est partiiiiiiiiiiiii
God I hope the unmentionable crashes and dies
>>142167043R A W R
fuck it we ball
c'est partiit's partyes ist Feierhet is feest
ALLEZ AG2RALLEZ GROUPAMAALLEZ TOTALALLEZ ARKEA
OPI OMI INCOMING
c’est parti!!
>>142167126we're not so different, you and I
>>142167087Anywhere south of edinburgh is still engl*nd>>142167118Based, is there much of amatuer racing up there? I want to move back to Inverness again but I didn't see much on the british cycling site.
les go
KÜNG
ALLEZ BARDET ALLEZ
>>142167113kino french cartoon kek
Kung Kung Kung
>UAE already filteringTop kek, they're going to smash it
>Stephen Kongbased Kelly
allez allez
>>142167142Picking Pidkek instead of a proper sprinter almost definitely a mistake but I wanted to have fun
>2out spotted
FUCK W*UT
>>142166493Honestly not great news but losing a couple of teeth will be good in the mountains
KUNG
>>142166844It's just ITV4, their ad content is at least 50% save the dogs/donkeys/tardbabies/pajeets/whatever
>>142166991Kek
>>142167157Lowest ranked serious team or highest ranked meme team?
I've seen enough. Lapeira wins today.
>>142166885TURDY TREE
time to switch to RAI while they are in Italy.
Just came back from my ride and forgot to wear sunscreen, I now look like a Somali.
>multiple attacks in the peloton
Jan Hirt with a toothache
How was your pre-tour ride berts? I just had a two-week midseason break with zero rides, this week I did a couple easy endurance rides and today I had a 2x40min tempo ride with some endurance – an easy start to training so to speak. Well I forgot to bring my fuel bottle and promptly bonked in the second set, the way back home was absolute torture.
>>142167124Hvem?
Jan Hirt is done
>>142167214sunscreen doesn’t prevent tanning
>>142167204max points team
>>142167230No ride today, just typing. Will try tomorrow I hope
>Jan Hurt
It's too hot for big men to do anything
>>142167233Rui Costa
>>142167214
>>142167233Jonathan Vaugthers
>114 teams
>>142167237My Zinc sunscreen does
>>142167286This is what the tour would look like under FIFA
this could unironically be UAE's problem. How are they going to control the peloton with their team of climbers? I know this is the first stage and it will be chaotic no matter what, but later on it could become a problem
>>142167286How do we deal with the multiple team makers?
Jan teeth
>>142166456Do I need 6 beers tonight? No. Do I want them? Yes
>>142167299Pollit and Wellens should be enough.
>Pogi at the backIt's over
>>142167299Wellens and Politt are valley merchants
>>142167303It doesn't matter. They don't count for the /cyc/ league and they wont win the race since they are mostly 'le epic I put 9 riders from the same team' unoriginal joke teams.
>>142167230How much weekly TSS can you handle? THat seems like a hard ride.
pray for our dear czechbert
>>142167337OUCH
>>142167359almost there!
>>1421673643 weeks will pass sooner than u think
>>142167337fuck
>>142167359bertollo would do this in a week
>>142167254
>>142167337What happened?
>>142167326>>142167320I'm not so sure, especially at the le tour, but we will see
>>142167332Normal weekly TSS is 450-600 for me, with some harder training blocks averaging over 700 TSS weeks. My endurance rides are mostly really easy intensity (50-60 IF) so that makes smashing harder rides easier.
did they kill kirby
>>142167385vaughters attacked him after he said he trained in Columbia
>>142167385he hit the handbag of an italian spectator ( a woman )
i miss when they just let the first breakaway go and it was just offredo riding by himself on a sprint stage
>>142167395He was killed during a brawl in a French rotisserie, PPATTT
>>142167337hes got a purdy lil mouth
>>142167337
oi mate no jetpacks allowed
>>142167389multiple teams will work with you for top ten positions it’s like this always only some deep final valley into HC finish like stage 15 but it will be onlyclimbers that will survive the initial onslaught anyway unless they fed Wout with that 2022 stuff
wout lachée
Strong break this.
>>142167337>go to columbia >put yourself full of questionable stuff>this happens
AERT lachee
>>142167391>450-600That seems kind of low for your strength, no? How many hours were you doing a week? Interesting
!
strong break, glad we're at the tdf where people actually care a little
respectable break this. I'll allow it
the French giro is somehow in the Netherlands now
I want to see more Evenepoel shots
gianni being late to the party
>>142167433he's kinda fat
Worst part about France TV is allah's wife
vermeersch the first KWAB of the race (if we ignore jan hirt)
KurwabertDo the needful
jonas donig a chasse patate as well, but is that his own team mate chasing him down?
114 teams in the league
And we go again. Uno X not happy.
>>142167464
kek uno x kwabbed already
>>142167457>when you go 1km/h over the limit
18 years old BIG Danish talent Peter Øxenberg Hansen who took the famous KOM on famous Coll de Rates just signed with Ineos Grenadiers
>>142167480atleast they accepted their breakaway role this year
pedalton stalling
holy shit those bora and jumbo jerseys look way too similar from afar, especially wout with his stupid red bull helmet
>>142167504Yeah they’re all happy with this time for the afternoon nap
peloton basically freewheeling at 45km/h. how round have the wheels gotten?
>>142167497It's over
>>1421674975th times the charm...
Word on the street is the great Jan HURT got OPI-OMI'd
>>142167497they’re going to dump him into GC and UWT races lol
>>14216743910-15h usually. Here's a typical base season week with two interval days and the rest endurance. These are indoors, outdoors the TSS would probably be slight higher just because of rolling terrain, some small sprints in traffic etc. But yeah, my CTL is pretty small compared to my clubmates, they regularly do 700-800 TSS weeks while still having lower fitness. Dunno how that works really.
oh boy i am so excited for week 1
uno shitters really want to chasse patatte this
why is moho in the break on stage 1? Is he retarded? Wait I think I know the answer...
Jesus Christ uno x.You missed it. Let it go. Stop burning yourselves for nothing.
>Politt can do many things>...>he can fetch bottleslel
>>142167537Forgot picture
>>142167551Yeah, teams like UAE and alpecin will chase this down 100% by the end
>>142167557big guy like him is valuable for positioning in the peleton
>>142167550He doesn't have GC pretentions. He's paid to have fun and stage hunt
>Vinge not properly in race shape yet>Poga recovering from "Covid" supposedlyWhy don't the rest try and gain some seconds on them?
>>142167539
>>142167577where right now start of race hmm?
>>142167551We should ban norwegians from cycling just to be safe
>>142167577LAFAY will put two minutes at the San Marino passo
tiz on kick now kekhttps://kick.com/tizcycling
>>142167497Ineos desperately signing every teeenager out there before UAE can get their hands on them with a 10 year contract.
politt cruising these shitters down with a z2 effort
>read that if you buy peacock premium for $11 freedom dollars vs the standard for $6 I won't see commercials >NBC jews show commercials anywayI don't mind listening to Bob Role be more senile than Biden just don't cut away from the race for ads fuck
>>142167574no way the break makes it on stage 1 though, there are better opportunities to burn your match
>>142167537I assume you can handle higher TSS weeks but just don't because time/you don't need to? I'm 650 already and I feel unfufilled this week.>>142167560I see that's a lot of steady base. I do a lot more lower intensity and you finish feeling fresh but still training benefits from it. Interesting to see thanks, trying to optimise without getting coach, too expensive and I cannot imagine it's that complicated.
>>142167598best cycling streamer NA,EU AND AFRICA AND ASIA
>>142167598holy based
every Italian town has a stash of pink flags, but where did they get all these yellow flags from?
PINOT DNS
remember when Madouas was good and relevant. what went wrong
not liking all this yellow in our streets
4 breakaway riders that I swapped out last moment, great. Long game, Wrighty will win his first stage some point.
JENS X TOUR
>>142167652Italy conquered without a shot fired
>>142167650FDJ
>>142167652cool it with the racism Alessandro
>>142167652I'd worry about these guys
>>142167650>remember when Madouas was goodyes that was last year>and relevantno I don't remember when was this?
>>142167650>what went wrongFDJ hired a psychologist
bertaczek!
im so hungover bertsi think im about to die
KIRBY KIRBY and hes already laughing
>Trek pullingLmao, just watch how Pedersen will be cucked on the line.
>>142167694kek
>>142167696water drink it cleanse the system
>>142167620I think this year I really couldn't have handled more as our daughter was born in the late autumn and it's been a struggle with recovering from work and riding with poor sleep and stress from the baby. But without that, yeah I think I could have handled more! I think you have to think about long term development though, consistency is key and so is finding a training load that can fit your off-bike life properly for a long time. It's easy to burn out if you have a draining job and do too much intensity, for example.
>>142167708thanks sean
>UnoXAbsolutely KWABsWasted energy for absolutely nothing, lmao.
>>142167665There's like a milion germans waiting in Rimini, too bad they have no good riders
the favella of UNO-X
asthmabros really salty
>>142167698probably for Ciccone mountain jersey points
Who the hell thought of putting white lettering inside of a yellow box. Can't see shit
jonas swapping to the e-bike
CREVAISON VINGO
>>142167696>drinking more than 1 doseyngmi
VINGEGAARD LACHEE
DQ HES RIDING BEHIND A CAR
They gave Jonas the faulty bike. They don't believe in him bros... it's over.
that hunchback
MWW?
HAHAHAH THE FISH IS OUT OF THE WATER
>>142167744Wrong bike color!
holy shit they dont believe in him at all
Nobody waits for Jonas
>>142167744elite push by that guy. like he was starting a bobsleigh
>already lost 2 minutes kek what a fishboy
>>142167762sir it’s the tour not besseges
It's over
the bottle the quick step car just emptied was just water? they wouldn't pee into a bidon if they have to piss in the car, wouldn't they?
>>142167751dont tell me this isnt the most aero position after i adapted it over years
Whats the jumbo van saying right now?
Team cars have a chance to do something really funny
Jonas completely finished
>hjaelper treatmentit's over, he's fetching bottles for Jorgenson
A king without his people is but one man
>he's aloneLmao, they don't believe in him AT ALL
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Jonas 180th on virtual GC
wtf they have mastered the Picture-in-Picture technology
already finished
>>142167711Yeah, interesting. Maybe your team struggle to recover and never progress who knows.
>Jonas
>>142167819Jonas made the call, that's why he stopped
>>142167819oh no no no
>>142167826I'm gone, I'm dead. Cut the stream.
Anyone ever bought from Canyons website? How was the delivery process?
It really doesn't matter in the cortege, teammates can't help you there
bertolos seeing a Heidi ad. they finally fear Switzerland.
>Mountain of the Three FaggotsEXCUSE ME?
>il est pas venu pour enfiler des perles
>>142167842Smooth, arrived within 3 days from desolate Koblenz
Mathieu getting some fresh dope from the redheads
>>142167842bertaczek bough a canyon endurace like one day after a new version was released, so he received it within a week.
Man, Arkea's kit on team presentation was so dope and now they're back in the same red, indistingushable with half of the peloton
>>142167823That's what I have been telling them – just doing hard tempo group rides 2-3x a week and some hardish z2 for 2-3x a week isn't that good for development.
>>142167842Bought 6 bikes from them so far, never had any problems, always delivered in the time frame shown on the website.
>>142167878>desolate KoblenzElbe valley is nice, but Rhein-Mosel valley beats it by a margin.
>>142167922based german precision
Your reminder that TDF provides live data including GPS positioning and speed / wind.https://racecenter.letour.fr/en/riders/1An accurate PCS in a sense.
grug lachee
>just hold onto the car, Ill take my sweet time unwrapping the spare part
DAIII DAIII DAI DAI DAI
>>142167869even the pope uses it, it's fine. Next time I'm Italy I'll be calling everyone a frociaggine
>>142167936It's always amazing just how much better the tour website is compared to the giro and vuelta websites.
Why is Peacock forcing all these gormless former American pros like Brent Bookwalter do talking head segments during the race?
>two literally who zoomers from non-relevant countries and one started dedthey are killing this '''''''sport'''''''''''
can they show the fucking peloton
suffering in Tuscany is real
>>142167936KRISTOFF and FORMOLO already droppedThese two heroes don't want anything to do with the Tre Faggi
>>142167972>
>>142167975Where’s the mcdonalds
>they forced Cantador to speak EngrishSo much for European diversity.>muh Anglo stuff
UAE boys look like they're having a great time
dubs and cavshit OTL today
the uno-x rider made it, doubters?
for me, it's attardés groupe
what were these sicialians doing in tuscany?
>>142167965waar Frisckhorn?
black people
>>142167744they really don't have more bikes with their color scheme? the renaissance was over fast
who will be the first major ABANDON?
>>142168054Jonas
>>142168043WalMart parking lot
>>142167922fuck you need six bikes for hans
>>142168054Jay Vine
>>142168059We go now live to the Walmart parking lot for a new segment this year, Willy's Walmart Wonders. What have you got for us today Bill?
Bit early to drop, eh Vercher?
reminder that the first 3 over the top of the tre faggi are obligated by sponsors to have homoerotic intercourse tonight
>>142168076where is he? how come he didn't recover from the chute like jonas, primoz or remco?
>>142168081*cuts to Frischkorn in a filthy olive green suit, visibly sweating like a pig in the heat*
>Total lack of energyevery time
this guy does absolutely not deserve to be in the tdf
why is this bitch talking when kirby said danny
>>142168087It's going to be some long three weeks for him.
>Polychronis TZORTZAKIS is Greek Nc again
pogi
>>142168087Dropping from the break on the first stage has to be humiliating
6th national ITT title for our boy Multiple-times
>>142168108to be fair I'm sure he wasn't expecting to be in such a strong break. the pace is rapid
Pretty sure german bert wouldn't be laché
primoz tweaking
Rogla looks confident
the semen is getting slurped
>>142168074gravel, road, commuter for megravel and commuter e-bike for my wifee-mtb for my dad (tech illiterate, ordered for him)
when the tramadol is kicking in
>>142168140It's a hot day and they need hydration, especially the salty sweaters.
how bad will it be
>>142168128Why didn't Total bring Ferron, Van Gestel, Tesson or Simon. None will win a stage but they can all top ten stages under the right circumstances
VINGEGAARD's odds already in free fall
havent seen remking once is he even there
wtf when did france annex florence?
Yeah, ABRAHAMSEN is going to be in every break. He may not provide a whole lot of points though.
>>142168131Rusbert, Please
>>142168146please update your dopage knowledgetramadol is so yesterday
>>1421681641808
>>142168054RATapaz
>>142168153could be #1 after today anyway
I've seen enough, Ion Izagirre in yellow
heatenings
>>142168153rodriguez could be hit or miss, but decent team overall
RAI dude doesn't know that Mohoric perfectly speaks Italian lol
kinda weak from UAEi thought they would control from the start
not the best photo for the infographics. he looks like a caveman
>>142167902>>142167823People in general hate recovery. Most people sleep and eat like shit and they're proud of it even. And it's not just cycling but most amateur sports/training where everyone wants to go hard every single day. And stuff like Strava only makes it worse. Having hard workouts, getting PRs and KOMs gives you a lot more updoots than just boring Z2 riding. And even without it you've got all the "no pain, no gain" bs going. And I feel like group rides are the worst for training unless it's either just Z2 spinning or drop rides where you're going all out. Anything else and you're better off riding on your own. And as I say that I've got 4 hard rides in the last 6 days, including a group ride in there. Tho it was just 3 guys left after 10 km and I ended up with 330 NP for a bit over an hour. But in my defense I'm leaving onto a 2 week trip on monday so I'm just putting on all the load I can into myself.
>>142168238he is a caveman
>>142168202Poor Grug
Besides the most combatitive award, there should be a the biggest KWAK of the stage award.So farm VERCHER is the favourite
looks like they got a tailwind start but should be headwind for last 100km
De Mong looks tired
>Cavshit
>>142168202It's hotter here, especially higher humidity.Will be totally NOT riding my bike today.
cavendish already fucking dying pfffthahahahaha
>>142168164you are aware that Austerlitz is some town in Czechia?
i picked Cavshit
Cav already???
surely there is better technology than this lump in this day and age
Lmao, he's going to DNF stage 1
>>142168196>>142168215tfw i'll probably never win the TdF velodrama ever again. oh well, at least i did on my very first try lmao
>turn on le tour>cav is droppedhahahaha just give up old man
Would you believe me if I told you this is the town Cav got dropped in?
>>142168242rude. he's calling himself a coureur cycliste et philosophe
will pog ATTAQUE today?
Dont tell me this is going to be a breakaway slurper
35 soon
good lord 4 men bathing him in water, the guy is being boiled
>>142168239What do you do for recovery if anything? Getting a theragun to see whether it is effective, other than that stretching and compex is all I do and a lot of protein. Trying some high strength tumeric, supposedly it can be very similar effect to ibuprofen as an anti inflammatory.
>I'm sorry Patje
>cav +6
>>142168288No, Austerlitz is the excellent book by W.G. Sebald
>morkov begging for ice from the quick step carabsolute scenes
Nice of Quickstep to help their old riders
>>142168324kek
>>142168298like what?
britbongs cannot handle the heat
>>142168357I'm glad it gives you joy
Ayyy Bertiol is here
bettiol coming back to laugh at cavendish
>>142168394based
based cabriolet ambulance
>>142168144paypigs...I kneel...
>>142168382>26C heatwavecam on now, it was 26 when I started me ride at 8:00
I feel bad for Vino.All that money for this shit.
'right time to play some hades while I watch it on the background. I'll be back in 1-2h
never seen a gap going up this quick this year
>cavendishmerckx's status as the greatest cyclist is safe for at least another day
>>142168422why would you feel bad for him, he brought it upon himself with years of shit transfers
enjoying this new KWAK camera so far
read in the news yesterday that Mads is at his absolute lowest weight ever ahead of this TDF and OLi think we will see suprises in the passes
>>142168372well if I knew I wouldn't be asking. something smaller and in a better location
Stage is too hard
Maybe don't be at the back of the group if you want the KOM points Valentin
>>142168438this is true and its not like they didnt know what they were buying after qs didnt even take him for the tour
>>142168452not for me
>>142168452No
Van Den Broek looking really strong this year, he'll be a big name soon I think.
>>142168449Imagine not weightmaxxing
>>142168452shut up Cav and keep pedalling
>kwabio
>>142168351Eat and sleep well. Also I have to stretch daily or I get issues with my ass/back.
>Kwabio Fatkobsen
Kwabio Fatkobsen
I would like to record that jakobsen was not the first to drop for once >>142168469been saying this for monthsweightmaxxing for wattmaxxing and thus speedmaxxing
>>142168452De renners maken de koers michel
>>142168483What kind of streches?
>Fernando Kwaberia
fatkobsen and gav on their way to keep cav company
LMAO Cavendish just retire already
Waar Gronewegen and Jakobsen?
heh
total sprinter death
>Jens Voigtoh god someone chute this retard off the road already
>>142168513>Deadlan Gonekwaben
kek
I read in an article that Jakobsen purposely lost 3kg since his poor Giro to prepare for the tour
Based EF having none of this U*E slurpPogacar is fucking washed
>>142168551welcome back schizo
>>142168498Just basic thigh/ass stretches. My hip flexors and thighs get too tight otherwise and start causing problems. It's more to do with sitting down all day instead of cycling. I've had to do it ever since I've been like 15.
imagine if the all OTL
what the fuck was astana thinking lmao
Giada Borgato of RAI > Marion Rousse of France.tv
tonight we will put an end to the danish foulmouth
>>142168519He's going home on Tuesday, isn't he?
>>142167598based beyond belief
>>142168575KWABish
>>1421685831992 PTSD incoming for Germboomers
>penis>>142167598I regret spending 12 dollars on peacock, fuck this world
I forgot Girmay existed
>>142168584He's on the plane tonight bert
Cavendish cry fest incomming
I can't watch I'm going to have a nap this is too much
Usual cope from the GCN comms about Cav
Where do I hire four gregarios to put water and ice on me?
Why is it so hard to break 40 on flat.
>ASO banned the "control room" from their racezonelmao
He's got ebola
>>142168575Very kwabesque
>>142168582don't post my wife thanks
He's overcooked, isn't he?
>Gr. Cavendish
>50kms inalready DNF HAHA bongs!!
I've got le tour feverhope you've got it toowatch me some stages now it'sall I gotta dowho's gonna winwho's gonna loseI got le tour fever
i want to slap that woman so hard
>>142168609They released a new documentary about his career so far that I watched, it was kind of fun. I especially enjoyed the footage from a young Girmay and friends training and racing in Africahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EB7GKu9iLek
>Kwabstana
Kirby is at a funeral kek
>>142168662they're already putting cav in the ground?
>>142168632your waifu is Martina Fidanza please pay attention to your own lore
>>142168662Already? Cav is still on his bike ...
>>142168639AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>>142168672joke thief. shameful
>>142168674you will never have a tour win again
>>142168639How can you go to a grand tour and be finished after 50km in the first stage?
>no energy at allIt's over for Cav
>>142168639and that's a 5% climb. dios mio it's so over
>>142168692thisi swear i would at least hold till second climb
is cavshit really gonna abandon?
theyre actually going for the highest possible delay to save energy
He is coming home!
>>142168699should have ridden for Redbullinstead of wasting MY money
>Evacuated his tummy
>>142168692goede benen, mist de slag
We should celebrate the fact he's won 34 stages of the tour. It is a grand achievement. A sorry ending but that shows the grit and fight that no one else in the peloton has. Eurobottoms it is terminally over for you all. The mentality of the celtoid is unbreakable even when his body is broken.
this shitter shoudlve retired after getting collexcted last year
>>142168707any minute now
Move >>142168704
>>142168692I could do it
>>142168723He should have retired is what he should have done
wouldnt want to be one of those astana riders todaythey have to pedal real fucking hard between every climb to salvage this
>>142168692There are Berts in this thread right now that could finish this stage
is cav barfing? also image limit reached, make a new thread.
he's throwing up it's over
I like the new str*va map on tiz
new thread >>142168704new thread >>142168704new thread >>142168704
disgusting
sprinters were a mistake
13.7% of teams picked Cavendish lol
>>142168639lmao
>>142168639This would be every bert above 80kg btw
>>142147667Cope
