bringing back the classics!
good guys won
>beating the dodgers is like winning the world series for gayants fans
Oh boy
Berds.
doyers :(
>>142162622Based berdchad
>>142162615
go cubs!
Wow what a walk off. I love getting drunk as fuck, playing games with the lads, having random games on the screen. Luv me beisbol, luv me lads, luv u lads even
>>142162605Gotta celebrate now when you can because the Vagiants sure as fuck won't be in the playoffs come October
>>142162633still more recent than your last world series
>these would be the postseason teams if it began todayAL, explain yourselves. i have literally never heard of any of these teams besides the yanquis.
how'd the doyers blow it? I missed the game
>>142162633kek
>>1421626491988 is actually NOT more recent than 2014
>>142162658they didn't the ump handed the game to the giants on a silver platter
>>142162655wrong image
>>142162667>you stupid faggotokay geez sorry! I didn't know!
>>142162645you're swedish.
>>142162645can't count them out with the potential pitching they'll have. a lot of season still left.
>>142162633I smiled knowingly
>>142162663>1988Denial and retardation, the two side effects of being a gayants fan
Fuck, sucks that >my doyers lost but the atmosphere at the Dodgers Stadium North was great
>>142162672swedish flag doesn't mean swedish lmao
>>142162681>if you cut the season to 1/3rd its length and have half the league not even playing, its a totally legit season!!!
doyers lost I lost
I want swedeanon to be here in October so I can make a /nu/ with the suicide hotline number and Swedish flag as the op image when the doyers choke in the postseason
>>142162600>erg btfos the mariner faggotBased
>>142162700more legit than any of the gayants 3 in 70 world series or any barry b*nds record
Mariners won that ballgame btw, there's another thread you might have missed it.
>>142162600cross out bajp, haven't seen that guy in ages
Frustrating loss but it was more due to umpballing than the team being bad so I'm not too bitter. Freddie and Smith looked clueless though, they need to get their shit togethergg jints see ya tomorrow
>>142162714>more legit than completely legitimate WS titles where the doyers once again choked and got buttfucked in the playoffs
SNEKS
doyercopers are having a meltdown after this loss
>>142162714Shut the fuck up you stupid faggot retard
i hate watching baseball on tv (too boring) but love watching it live
giants desu>all this cope about a zone that has been bad for both sides all nighthold this L courtesy of the gnomegood win for Cepeda
>>142162723>completely legitimate WS titlesYou played the >rags, tigers and royals. Congrats on beating the special ed kids of baseball
>>142162720Oh yeah actually. I guess I should add some new ones to the list as well. Any suggestions?
>>142162736It's best for radio while driving, no distractions whatsoever.
imagine if the doyers just played well enough to win the game, you'd be spewing your insufferable doyer gloating instead of your insufferable doyer whining
>>142162746You beat the >rays
>>142162746congratulations on getting eliminated before you could even face the special ed kids
There were 211 replies on that post in the last thread incase anyone was wondering.
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>>142162741>a zone that has been bad for both sides all nightthey would have needed to watch the game in order to know that.
>>142162760That rays team would've destroyed those aforementioned teams plus all three giants teams
We need the "when you see this you know you're in for some kino" pic now more than ever.
>>142162783>that rays team would have [cope]
>>142162747man, just reminded me haven't seen the Washington eagle in a while....
>doyerpacos mad about losing a game when they're still 1st in their division and in the top four teams across MLBTalk about entitlement lmao>>142162766Link it
>>142162795I don't think most fanbases stick around when they're team is bad which is a shame. Instead we just get a bunch of newfags who cry about unironically going back to redd*t or some other site. They never discuss baseball either.
>>142162766I didn't reply to it.
doyers 2020 was a mickey mouse title and doesnt count
>>142162804>>142161518
>>142162814it countsit just counts a lot, lot less
>>142162722>we got walked off due to umpballing>we were losing all game>got back up>my umpballShut the fuck up faggot and im not a giants fan
>>142162812anyone that likes baseball doesn't watch mlbs regular season lol. it's an affront to the sport
I'm glad we could share a nice thread together, /mlb/ros
>>142162812I think he was an old timer that may have kicked the bucket, but I chose to think he hooked up with a hot 20-year-old and is hanging out with her on a beach in Tahiti now.
>>142162822kek, masterful baiting. I'm actually surprised MLB hasn't encouraged gays to come out given how hard they push Pride Month. We all know there are some
>>142162837>>142162814which other titles dont count? astros 2017 is definitely another
>>142162858It was fun
how about my cubbie bears?
>>142162766Seems like a lot for one guy
>>142162860Ah damn that sucks if true. At least he got to see the nationals win in the end
Was it already mentioned Orlando Cepeda died?
to be honest, I think I've heard enough about the Chicago Cubs
>>142162858I missed it can we do it again? Let me try.>jej, homosexual lewis!
>>142162903Anon ...
cubs
>>142162905I mentioned it and got 0 replies last thread
>>142162905Yes a thread or two ago.
>can't even pitch a MadduxWhy the fuck is this loser still taking up space on the Phillies roster??
>>142162910I'm personally depleted, but I'll throw a few in there for the culture!
kek fag lewis
>>142162925What race is this
>>142162903>one guyIt's a girl and her simp army of orbiting cucks
lewis is actually gay!!
Tip to tip with cubspie...
>>142162942Why do you keep mentioning this? She clearly made a mistake!
Haha saint louis is so gay they moved it to kansas city!
>>142162973Fag capital of the world! Kek!
homosexual loo ess
>>142162942
Who let ERG out of his furry cage?
>>142162996you can do it better!
>>142162985the thing that makes this place fun are the posts revealing what anons think is going on here
What if we transposed a few letters in gay louis kek and called it gay louik kes!
>>142162936that dependsWhat race is Noah Syndergaard?
>>142163017The puppetmaster can really fuck our mind's azzez from time to time...
>>142163046black
these are the most relevant teams
>>142163054heh
>>142163069Donchu.... foget about me...
>>142163069>Houston Astros: 2*holy shit do the asterisks actually have their fake season mentioned on wikipedia?
>>142163093I'll never forget a fellow metstubinersbro
>>142163069>asteriskswhy are wikipedia such trolls, bros
jerking off to that picture isnt gay it isnt
>>142163119Asterisks, seething discussion pages, and links to hitler or the NSDAP confer the status of excellence.
>>142163121>Jerking off to someone who was born female is a woman is gayUhm
>>142163091>Cameramannot all heroes wear capes
>>142163142exactly i appreciate your quick understanding
>>142162869Yep. It's so easy to troll normies on this site. Like fish in a barrel. We chit chat about baseball while they meltdown over a simple post
>cubspie makes a mistake and posts herself by accident>trolls start to call her a tranny when she's clearly femaleThe lack of decency in this general is astounding
>>142163170so true!
>>142163183Yep. It's crazy how full of NPCs this general is
i have never held a woman's hand
Rocco Baldeli is the WORST fucking manager in the HISTORY of baseball. Yeah, let's bring in a SHIT reliever and also leave the biggest waste of space. $10M a year btw, faggot cocksucker in the game so he can hit a grounder to add to his game-losing bullshit. Fuck vazquez and fuck his entire bloodline. I hope they all catch cancer and die slowly and painfully.
>>142163209not gonna say it isn't all that, but you'll get more out of life if you just learn to be happy with yourself
Not only did the white sox win today but they even didn't cancel the postgame concert!Are they finally learning?
>>142163231>technical issueswho overdosed?
Apparently I found Fritos twist Queso edition. They taste just like Jalapeño cheddar cheetos. Me rikey. Also yay my Chadres won, but holy hell our lineup is like riddled with injuries. Merrill is absolutely killing lefties, it's a shame he won't get any recognition compared to chorizo and it's Madame Holiday
>>142163191Yeah. I'm not even white knighting. I just have some basic respect as a man. I don't get it brother.
>>142163231I've never even heard of Jordan Davis before
>>142163263try to relate this post to the cubs!
>>142163231>a refund in the form of clubhouse store credit!ftfy
if any of you ever hurt her or her feelings i am going to snap and trust me... you wont wanna be there when it happens...
>>142163290Uhhh I should get a hotdog from a Chicago grill by my house!
>>142163294t.
>>142163300Get two, id kill for a ‘go dog right now
METS!Beat the stros pretty handily today, what a blast this season has been by the way. I still can hardly believe it. My dad, who I have many issues with since he acts like a c*ck, is shellshocked to see them winning like this. I told him something special is brewing this year I can feel it.
>>142163209This anon doesn't have cooties!
>>142163309yea dont fuck with me or her
>>142163209Neither have the losers on the cubspie simp task force
>>142163263When do the dads come to sneadattle?
G
>>142163378July 9th, two game series doe. I wonder why two game only. I can see Merrill taking Woo or Kirby with juicy dingers. Can't wait!
>>142163419dadspie, can't you see we're trying to spell a gay louis kek?
whole lot of baseball discussion going on in here. would be a shame if someone were to come in and shit up the thread with a bunch of transgender hate
>>142163419Woo is kill, you'll be seeing hancock and miller or idk there's a big homestand before the trip to mexicali I have no idea who'll be starting by then.
>>142163320Chili dawg from weiner schnitzel are absolutely goated.
>>142163455for me, it's the garbage dog
>>142163455No weiner schnitzels where I live but I’m defo getting some hot dogs tomorrow
>>142163222I unironically look like this
>>142163534I used to go to the one in Everett until the Popeye's was built and I didn't have to drive as far for bla- cuisine of color.
>>142162723>Couldn't win a world series with only a 60 game seasonPretty pathetic.
>>142163548No you don't cubspie
it just dawned on me that the cubs are actually fucked kekkkk oh no. like sure they’ll add 1 or 2 people from the minors next year but it’ll largely be the same team. they’re actually nowhere near close
>>142163564Yeah i do im jacked as fuck, been lifting my entire adult life
Will I get stabbed wearing a red Sox hat and pats jersey to the Yankees home series next week?
>>142163585Girls can't be jacked and we all saw the pic
My conservative gen x parents disowned me for getting a tattoo.What team should I root for?
>>142163570They have the best farm in baseball, retard
>>142163592that ain’t me and I don’t think it’s the other cubspie either, it was a mix up or someone pretending to be a cubs fan
My fellow /mlb/ bettors, what we got for tomorrow?
>>142163606I assumed it was a Gay Louis poster false flagging and now all these retards have spun it into whatever they think it is.
ok im about to snap
>>142163606It's the other cubefag then. >someone pretending to be a cubs fan
>>142163598I think it’s like top 2-4 depending on who ya ask but the strength of it is largely because of its depth, there’s no “blue chippers” like Bryant/Schwarber/Addison Russel etc. and like I said they’re only gonna call up 1 or 2 guys a year , as much as I want to see them all play like tomorrow if I could
>>142163597Berdinals
Yeah I'm a girl so what? Is that the best comeback you can think of? Sheesh!
>>14216361616 leg parlay. All underdog moneyline. Luis arraez homerun on first pitch.
>>142163651>on first pitchUh. That feels risky
>>142163616Mariners.All in.
>>142163616I'm betting this genny starts respecting women
>>142163626I just assumed it was someone that posts here often and they were trying to like step out n show people themselves dressed as a girl but they didn’t have the confidence to it sincerely idk the whole femboy stuff is incredibly bizarre to me I know nothing of that world
>>142163606>>142163626>this is the best simpsquad could come up with
Not that there's much competition, but this is definitely the best Padres offense I've ever seen. Really dope to see a lineup of regulars where the catcher is the only guy selling out for power. Merrill RoY and Profar All-Star is crazy to wrap my head around.
>>142163585how much do you OHP ?
>>142163679It's a real drag having to hide my power levels but you retards don't actually deserve to know any more than you think you do.
>>142163704195 for reps
Tigersbros this game not going well so farOh boy Itoh definitely not well
>>142163714damn, that's better than me. I've only done like 195 by 2. My max is 215. I never ended up hitting 225 and now i have to cut. gakt.
>>142163706I think some people just come here to post about baseball where they can share offensive memes and occasionally shitpost. They post mostly earnestly and don’t view /mlb/ as some meta augmented reality game
Mariners are winning the ballgame and the mainframe btw.
>>142163715AND HAMACHI INSTANTLY SALVAGES ITbut still this already feels like an insurmountable lead for this offense. We'll see if they prove me wrong
>>142163732It’s by far my strongest lift, I’ve heavily focused on shoulders cuz OHP is fun and I think having broad shoulders is the key to a good physique. 215 is a lot of weight
>>142163764215 is sissy weight
>>142163736that sounds like speaking out of both sides of the mouth from where I'm sitting
>>142163782post physique
>>142163616Them cubgers
>>142163803
this is /mlb/ >>>/gif/27462601
ugh... it hurts...
>>142163842janniesisters...
>>142162849it was umpball from ohtani's very first AB. watch the fucking game or don't speak, faggot
Let's quit posting that picture, it wasn't even supposed to get out.
I don't like the look of those shoulders straightbros.
The most hated MLB teams by region.Look at all that seethe.
fake picture anyways look at the resolution easy enough to change a filename heh
>>142162600Yeah, we’re back banana nation!
>>142163917Hi cubspie!!!
>>142163905>Boston and Yankees everywherehmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
I'm famished... I need a nice meaty meal...
>>142163905>padres>alberta??
>>142163943meds
>>142163905seals HATE the white sox
>>142163905>Hawaii >Dodgers??????????
>>142163917Reality: it was the other cubspie Ascended: it was a falseflag from Atlanta or St Louis to make the cubs look badSpiritual Awakening: it was other cubspie sowing the seeds of chaos.
>>142163762The comeback is beginning
Yankees.
>>142164054Absolute truth: pain.ughhhhhhhh
>>142163905>Michigan>A'sBased boomers
>>142164068FAGGOTkees!
>>142164068I'll fuck your ai bitch 27 times real nice n slow in front of ya!
>>142164031hawaii gets coverage of multiple teams, at the time this map was made they must have been predominantly giants
>>142164072Primordial Truth: Go Atlanta Yay!
>>142163905So this has gotta be early-10s.. A's for Michigan (B2B playoff series 2012-2013), Angels/Yankees/Sox all relatively recent success, Giants gaining.. White Sox and Padres are still completely baffling
>>142164153Do we consider the Angels' success recent still?
>>142164066And it's over again
>>142164186Actually according to this tweet, it was a week ago.https://twitter.com/BBGreatMoments/status/1803374666460840386They probably interviewed older fans for the results.
>>142164153Also the white sox and twins rivalry was pretty fierce. I don't see the padres on the map.
>>142164217Wrong reference.>>142164153
>>142164068more like the Stinkees
>>142164153>White Sox and Padres are still completely bafflingnot from a sample size of 1
>>142164217I think they just recycled an old image lol. Wrong Padres colors, some of these don't make sense (Angels/A's/White Sox/Giants being hated despite being mostly shitty the past 5 years (Chicago and SF's two combined division titles being the exception). It doesn't fit.
ughghhghghghghghghg
>>142164290Pretty good deductions and you could be right. I wonder how many of the nearly 4 million views they got are calling that out.
>>142163917>Nooo it was just a falseflag i swear
>>142164290Oh I forgot A's I think won the AL West in 2020. But I don't think toobmany people were smarting over that one
>>142164229Wait kek just noticed the Padres in leafland what the fuck
>>142162655i'd post some season all over her teams if you catch my drift
Jintsbros...I'm feeling good
>>142164508>Cheat>Feel goodAre all malaysians like this?
>>142163803I'm not posting physique here. Im 6'0 225 rn. Not strong enough for the weight so I'm cutting.
>>142164508i feel fine
uggghhhggh
Sigh
>scubawheeze
My Yankees are back, the road to 28 resumes.
>>142168287
>>142169049High t alpha male displaying accountability
>>142169456Fat, obese, nu-male soijay.
>canadian team>fatter than the american teamsNorth Amerifat.
>>142169456no he was mad at gleyber torrres for not throwing fast enough when clearly the guy running would be safe anyway.https://twitter.com/TalkinBaseball_/status/1806849187675361634bad teammate
>>142169500>he was mad at gaybarHigh testoserone energy
>>142169495
>>142169522Canadians LOOK like THAT? Holy shit
>fat boomers are worse than fat athletesKWAB, boomers are retired, athletes are supposed to be in peak physique.
>>142169522>>142169540that is Boston.
Good morning /mlb/. Stroman saved the season last night. Let’s have a good day, and go Yanks!
Get ready for scores like this in the next few weeks Phillisisters. Praise be.
>>142169850I'm still sleep and stressed about Harper. Yikes
>>142169877He legitimately came out of nowhere
>>142169500Stroman is probably one of the smallest guys in the league. He doesn't look intimidating at all either like other thug manlet athletes (Steve Smith Jr). How do you not light this faggot up for raising his voice?
>>142169987
>>142170064You’re gay.
>>142170064Obsessive and gay
Dark magic rituals are being performed deep underneath the earth, in the bowels of Shea Stadium. Mr. Met chants the lines of ancient Sumerian texts, the dark treasures of Ur, long thought lost, braziers of smoldering ketchup to either side of him. Adepts hold incense and candles infused with mustard. Mrs. Met lays, bound, legs drawn to either side, inside a circle of salt, lying upon a bed of french fries. Adepts poor syrup over her and drizzle her in burger grease.And at the far end of the chamber a purple shadow stirs, enormous with power, fell with unfathomable lusts.Mrs. Met will bear a new child this year. By hook or by crook, a new child must come. She has been fallow since 1986. Extreme measures are called for...
>>142170179Don't care. They are 17-4 since Grimace, with wins (including blowouts) over the best two teams in baseball. Whatever they have done, it's working.
>>142162600You MotherFucking umpires! You cost the Dodgers a game last night with your Fucking strike zone! I'm going to post the Umpire Scorecard here as soon as it Fucking drops and I demand you Cocksuckers answer for it!
>>142169522
>>142170391Why don't the Dodgers have any jobs or families to take care of? Are they just all trust fund babies that travel to road games against the Giants?
>Entering the game last night, the Dodgers were 24-0 when Miguel Rojas gets a hit in the game. They are now 24-1 after Rojas went 1-for-2 with two walks and a run scored.
>Ohtani also entered the game with an RBI in 10 consecutive games, which set a Dodgers’ franchise record. He failed to drive in a run against the Giants, bringing his historic streak to an end.
Who is this cat, Orlando Cepeda? Was he any good?
We will get 60 wins before the All Star Break bois. >Casty hero arc keeps going today
How do you end up this valuable for your career with a career that short?
Metsiners won those ballgames yesterday btw.
cubs fan here
>>142171167keep it cubs related sir
>>1421711491500 IP is a 10 year career in modern MLB.
>>142171149>Pitcher, outfielder and second baseman
How the fuck was this team 11 games under .500 a few weeks back?
>>142171549They were playing at their level, while they're now playing well above it. It's like when the 1998 Rays were 10-6
>>142171549Don't worry, you'll be back there soon enough
>we got 2 below 90% games last nightIt’s impressive how bad these umps have been
>>142171938Here’s the other
>>142171938>>142171979>a B+ is...le bad!retard
It probably won't work out but this is bro tier Ms bros.
>>142172693No idea who that is and he never played a single game on my Mariners.
>>142172693This is like when you sell a car to your buddy and you write $1 on the bill of sale just because you have to.
>>142172880>newfag marinerfag doesn’t know Keuchel Former Cy Young winner and he literally played in the same division you fucking bandwagon scum
>>142172880How do you know the Keuch?
>>142162873then neither should 2018 Red Sox (apple watches), 2019 Nats (buzzers), and 2021 Braves (pitchcom)that means the only legit title in the past decade were the Giants dynasty and the Texas (state) dynasty (current)
>>142172880>not knowing Dallas "If you ain't cheating you ain't trying" KeuchelI thought every mariners fans would know and hate him with every fiber of their being for obvious reasons.
>>142172965>>142173013I don't pay much attention to these fucking shit teams.
>>142163597>i posted it again
>>142173054You don’t even pay attention to your own shit team apparently since he was in the same division for 7 years
>>142163866turn your VPN back on, sweeden
>>142173143I don't memorize every shit player on these shit teams. >>142173054
>>142173143name every player in your teams division NOW!!!!! you summerfaggots are already getting annoying.
>>142173228>cy young winner>shit playerok retard
>>142173314meme award
>>142163455>>142163462Which is the REAL 2hudadspie? I can't relax like this in my baseball corner!
>mariner newfags getting uppity because they don’t know anyone on any team from 2+ years agoSummer sure is here
>>142163822Bros...think about that young man's baseballs and hard controllable bat...
fucking lmao. looks pretty forgettable to me desu
>>142163905This is bait and fake
>>142173417LMAO
>>142170179That's a lot of flowery language to say Mrs. Mets loves to fuck any and every mascot that not Mr. Mets, what a cuck of a team just like their fans...
>>142172693WHO?????
>>142173417>>142173455Homie won a Cy Young more recently than any Mariner. He unironically has a near-identical career trajectory post-award to Julio Rodriguez, who is a complete bum ever since winning the most fraudulent RoY award since Kyle Lewis
YEAH! YEAH! FUCK YOU! YEAH!
>>142173705He's worth exactly $1 (one[1] United States Dollar) so...
>>142173764If I give you a literal ton of Gold for $1, is the gold worth $1?
>>142171938>>142171979I dont see the issue here. Both were perfectly called games
when I murder my next skid row hobo it's going to be over 0.04 runs
>>142173793Well that'd make you an even bigger ratard. But yeah actually, that is exactly how that works. Things are only worth what somebody is willing to pay for them. That is how value is determined.
>>142174157>Willing to payYou wouldn't pay $2 for a ton of gold?
Yankees
Which is heavier /mlb/ a pound of feathers or a pound of silver?
>>142174480A pound of silver obviously.
>>142174480They weigh the same.
>>142173053QRD?
>>142174480a pound your azz every night
>>142164153exactly, if this was current, new york would be the astros
>>142174157>an even bigger ratard >ratard Anon my sides can't handle this. Please stop lmao
>>142173521Threadly reminder that this photo is clearly, demonstrably actually of the Philly Phanatic with Cleveland's Mr. Redlegs, shaved and wearing a wig. Mr. Redlegs is into yielding his bussy up to other mascots and the Phanatic loves bussy. The Met family never engages us such disgusting behavior.
>>142174993specifically, it would be this one
>>142173053you have just discovered that their entire fanbase is fake?
>>142175084That's kinda funny. I'd rather hear about this stuff than the other Mets cuck who post 4/10 bug women when they do semi decent. Good luck getting that wild card spot, just to get slapped by the Brew Crew
>>142175288holy based post
>>142174157exactly what you said, what SOMEONE is willing to pay, you were just too stupid to know it's actual value.>sell a ton of gold for $1>purchaser turns around and sells the same gold for $5>NOOOOOO IT WASN'T WORTH THAT MUCH WHEN I HAD IT!!!
Recriminations finna happen in our starting rotation. Triston has to go down and get his command together. Gavin is back next turn in the rotation, and somehow they have to who among Cantillo, Logan T Allen, Carrasco and now Matthew Boyd is going to actually put up some decent starts.
James Wood up Monday>still remember watching his first spring training bomb in 2022 at 18/19Take care of him Nats bros :(
>>142175069I'm aloud to do whatever I want.
It's been several weeks. It's not longer a fluke. It's time to admit that the Mets are the best team is baseball.
>>142171149>450 Earned Runs>243 Unearned Runs!!!They cooking the books on this Cat's ERA
>>142176868Nah, defense was a suggestion in the 1880s. I was there to see it first hand.
>>142171938This Fucking Cocksucker. Edwin Jimenez always Fucks us! He's a dodger hater!
Who is legit, and who isn't?
>>142177104Looks llike Phillies, Guardians, Orioles are legit, and Braves, Mariners, Twins, and Royals are not.
>>142177104That's some really interesting parity at the top.
>>142171938>>142171979This is Fucking Bullshit! What are hitters supposed to even do facing zones like this!?
>The brightness in his eyes, like his happiness, gone.>Replaced by that 1,000 loss stare...
>1920-present: Spitball outlawed (but 17 practitioners grandfathered)>17 practitioners grandfatheredKek!
Do y'all wear away or home jerseys when going out when out of state? Or you just don't care.
>>142171149The rule changes in the later 1800s were wild, like you almost have to throw out a lot of those statistics.>Pitchers mound moved like 7 different times>Number of balls for BB changed 5 different times>4 strikes for KO, then back to 3 strikes for KO>Batters are allowed to request high or low pitches>Foul balls not strikes, but caught fall balls out. Caught 1 hop fouls balls were also out at one point>One side of the bat allowed to be flat
Why is there a woman in the pic at OP?
>>142177970Just hats, jerseys are cringe.
*All .500+ records as of 6/28FRAUDSTwins (13-24)Royals (18-24)Mariners (16-21)Cardinals (15-19)Braves (18-20)TEETERINGPadres (19-19)SPIRITUAL FRAUDSDodgers (19-11)SAFEBrewers (22-18)Yankees (26-21)Phillies (19-11)Guardians (22-12)Orioles (31-16)
>>142178949Please fuck my ass ..
>>142178949My team. The Lords team. Easily safe.
>>142177100>+0.04
>>142178949Based
>>142173372Everyone can be 2hudadspie <3 also GM everyone!
>>142173053Of course notThey don’t have actual fans
mets
>>142177976>Caught 1 hop fouls balls were also out at one pointThat was also true for fair balls, not just fouls
>>142162600My pirates ):
>>142173377Sorry buddy, it's like an odometer that has rolled over, I just can't remember every $1 cy young winner from 6 years ago.
>>142180914NYY mogs
*sucks your cock*
>>142180871Yet I bet you remember the days of Ben Griffey Jr, Edwin Martinez, and Rodney Johnson leading the Mid 90s Mariners
THIS PAST MONTH MY METSIES HAVE CRUSHED:THA NATIONALS>WHATTHE MARLINS>WHAT?THE PADRES>WHAT?THE RANGERS>WHAT?THE CUBBIES>WHAT?THE YANKEES>WHAT?AND NOW ARE ABOUT TO CRUSH A MUDHOLE INTO THOSE SUM BITCHES ASTROS
>>142181437>Ben Griffey Jr
>>142181437kek
Alright guys I’m ranking the Mets by how zesty they are, feel free to debate me.>1. Sean Manaea>2. Harrison Bader>3. Francisco Lindor>4. Francisco Alvarez>5. Jose Iglesias
>>142169522some big ol women down in Watertown
>>142177976>>Batters are allowed to request high or low pitcheslmao, wtf?
>>142169522>not a single person of color>100% mayofest God I love Boston
>>142181445Cheating + Alonso is coming to the Cubs next year
>>142181437Those were the days... Sega should buy the team back.
>>142181996>Pete Alonso>Not by far number one
>>142181996why did people feel the need to start saying zesty
>>142181445You literally cheated lmao. Mets pitchers need to be under investigation
>>142171149WAR is a counting stat, not a rate stat, and look at the pure volume he has
>>142171149WAR is a counting stat, not a rate stat, and look at the pure volume he has.Like >>142171443 days, 1500 IP is a 10 year career in the modern age, and 32 divided by 10 is 3.2. So it's not really that insane if he's racking up 3.2 pitcher WAR per season
>nooo we didn't cheat it was just le... SWEAT AND ROSIN
>>142182655>Per seasonI meant per 150 innings
>>142168287let go of the bird
>>142182927Cute squirrel
>>142182709Watch Mets pitchers closely in the upcoming months. Another one will get ejected for it and Manfred will pretend nothing's happening since he doesn't want another Astros scandal
>>142181445You took one game from us where we beat ourselves rather than you beating anyone. Today we get one back.>>142182577They pitch like shit though. Their offense is doing the heavily lifting. Acting like they are winning because “le resin/sweat” smells of stankee cope.
Any bettors
10 years ago, the Phillies looked like this
>>142183188>They pitch like shit though. Their offense is doing the heavily lifting. Acting like they are winning because “le resin/sweat” smells of stankee cope.Doesn't matter. It's against the rules.>It's just le rosin and sweat I swear!!Lmao
Goodbye Tim, you were excellent last year but enough is enough. >CuasAtkins masterclass on display
honestly i love baseball, bros
>>142183477wrong thread
Cubs fans on some weird shit
>>142183477checked. based and ballpilled
my mettiejetties > all your shit teams
>>142183267>no runs in the first in a mariners gameYeah I'd bet that.
>>142182709>>142182807>>142183108>>142183297Trevor May did a breakdown on what exactly they are getting wrung for. Stankees literally cannot cope less for why their team are frauds that they need to resort to calling other teams cheaters>le cheaterinoYou retarders have JD Davis playing 1B for you, one of the biggest beneficiaries of the 2017 Astros cheating scandal. You have 0 grounds to call anyone cheaters.https://youtu.be/AZJn1muHK1M?si=uqXYCPF6y2s8yDVr
>>142183551>Peeing is weird
>>142183551>>142183642Husky stadium used to have octagonal troughs.
>>142183631>everyone I don't like is a stankees fanFormer Met Trevor May? Lmao!!
>>142182807>>142183631Well I'll be damned... The Mets are cheaters. As Marinerbro I hate to say it. I couldn't believe it when I first saw it. This once beautiful broship is now over.
>>142183631our guy Trevor
>be mets>cheat
Waking up with my arms wrapped around Cubspie.
Why doesn't Bauer just go back to Japan if the MLB teams don't want him? I thought he was doing great there.
Which one is /mlb/ choosing?
cubbie boys, almost time for your daily dose of milwaukee superiority
>>142183714Quite literally everyone who complains about cheating in this genny is a stankees fan. No one else feels the need to cope that way.>former Met>a guy who played for the Mets for a bit from years ago surely has any need to defend current Mets pitchersYour boy Stroman was on that Mets team with him then too. I don’t see you wanting to investigate him now.
>>142184157any other can in the cooler
>>142183551There is absolutely no green space like this around miller park which means these fags just went into the woods somewhere to look at each others cocks
>https://nypost.com/2021/06/09/unfair-mets-degrom-accusation-part-of-mlb-scandal-sherman/It doesn't just go back to Scherzer btw, this team has been cheating for nearly a decade now. They have the best sticky stuff in the league which is how they were able to land Verlander and Scherzer.
>>142182807Sweat and rosin lmao
>>142184157Sobriety
>>142184285I used to respect the mets. Not anymore.
>>142184448mets have the best sweat and rosin in the league!
>>142184541A cut changeup has existed for a while now.
You're telling me that a team known as being extremely top heavy, regularly starting 7 players with sub .750 OPS is struggling mightily when their only two great hitters aren't going a combined 4-6 with 3 home runs and 4 walks?
>>142184585how big is that dude's dick?
>>142184177*cubbie bros
>>142184234They've got just the thing for you.
>>142184692they had me til tarragon
I'm surprised injuries like webm don't happen more often with how much players crowd the plate now.
Sweat and rosin btw
>>142184541blue took that one like a champ
>>142184476Fucking A, based Metchad. My dad had a drinking problem because he was a fucking cuck when he was younger but is kind of getting out of of it. No one needs that crap, and iirc beer sales citi field are lower than most of the league.
>>142184738shut up trevor
sweat and rosin KWAB
>>142184858>>142184738oh no, the metty's ai is broken
>>142184558officially it was deemed a changeup, but filmroom said it was an 83.5 mph "cutter/change".
>>142184136What does this even mean? This general gets more retarded every time I visit.>>142184157>IPAs This isn't 2010.
>>142185002https://x.com/PitchingNinja/status/1359153295386959876Kyle Hendricks throws one. I think he also has what he calls a "2-seam changeup" which acts similar to a circle change.
>>142171938since a run is 360 feet then 14.4 feet were stolen from the Dodgers last night and I *D E M A N D* they be spotted that distance on their first unsuccessful attempt to reach base tonightotherwise this general is going to hear about it for hours, I'll fucking promise you that much RIGHT NOW
>>142184788can't handle your liquor, little bitch baby?
Can’t believe howMuch I’ve gotten into this game last 5 years. Obviously playing cricket helps with the styleOf game but fuck I love BASEBALL BROS
Soto out of the lineup. It’s over.
>>142185643based
>>142175288Brewie Crewies SLAPP YAA!!!
>>142177104Braves and Brewers, the Brave Brew
1hr until my Stros play more disappointing baseball against the Mets. Lets see how they disappoint me this time.
>>142179694Pls keep Remila DFC ;_;
>>142185643Based now infect the rest your country so we can pull more recruits from there like we do from eastern asian countries.
mariners will be winning again tonight btw no sticky pitchers over here either btw
>>142186085Only sticky bums on my mariners
My feesh are reaching 30 wins today off the backs of the nerfed Philthies
>>142186076A lot of our cricketers would carve up. They spend can 4-6 hours straight batting in test cricket with 40 degrees heat. Charge in and bowl 150km/hr for two days straight.It’s a tough cunt sport
>>142185292that's so interesting, usually most pitchers have a preferred changeup grip. Having 2 is like having different pitches in one.
>>142186076>eastern asianDoes anyone besides Japan actually play baseball? I thought all of the slanties were nips but maybe I'm just racist and can't tell them apart
get this faggot outta here
>>142186247What in gods green earth is a km/hr
>>142186325Korea is as invested as Japan is about baseball, but they aren't as good on a system level. Infuriates them to no end because whenever they play Japan, they usually get beaten. It's why WBC is great, because you see guys plunk one another whenever they play. The guy who cost Korea the game against Japan last WBC got death threats and broadcasters shamed him for days.
>>142186173Who knows what they get up to.
>instant swelling on the forearmuh oh, it might be over for Bassitt
>>142186688he throws like a retard
>>142186597We bowl 99 mph at the head on purpose. Hitting the head is a win
Watching the sunset while embracing Cubspie.
>>142186247Good now show them what a fastball and slider is and then ship them to the states>>142186325Yeah Korea and Taiwan both have strong baseball cultures as well. Not nearly as strong as Japan’s, but enough that the best rise to the top and make mlb teams.
PLAKATA
>stankees
>>142187296kino
Lmao stankees getting spanked already
>>142184157Show ABV
>>142183551i fucking hate cubs fans
>>142187498
If you onlyKnew how bad it was Ameribros . 5.30am 1 litre of bourbon and six beers
>>142187690What’s the temperature outside? I’m knocking on 101/38c over here
>>142187690Time for bed, anon.
is George Springer back?
>>142187870This is pretty coldAnd miserableFor Sydney in middleOf winter.
>>142187637Voodoo is okay, but for me it's beak breaker double IPA.
>>142187969Want to go casino bro
Menage a Trois with Cubspie and ERG
Future Astro Vladdy btw
>>142188219No, thank you
Lets watch some innings of Sonny Gray.
>>142186645Julio is definitely zesty
>>142188034He's been back since he fixed his swing
Do cennolink checks come through on Monday?
new york metropolitans baseball
Brewers Mets broship?>Yall I was so bummed when I saw I missed Chourio's first salami because I was at Citi last night but then I got a free pride hat, Grimace was on the jumbotron, Tyrone dingered, the Mets won 7 to 2 and then the backup third baseman broke out into song and it turned into a dance party.>Vibes are insane in Queens right now and they're only a game back from the devil birds.
how does one let themselves get as fat as Kirk?
>>142188451
>>142188707No. Our heart belongs to the cubbies. Fuck you.
>>142188564Correct. 890 dollars a fortnight
Fuck this guy
>>142188365ughhh... erughahhgh.......
>>142189056Her moans are so cute!
Gray rekt for the birds
>>142188365I'm gonna warn you. I got a thick dick. I can't speak for anyone else
You Americans are gay faggots
https://youtube.com/shorts/wbku5lI23Lw?si=3Mh3N10SWPRkQBsP
>>142189350>fucking women is gayI see we are finally living in current year
>>142189435>women>with penis
>>142189493Prove it
>>142189164I'm not a girl friend I'm just suffering
>>142189350>Whoa I want to have sex with a girl! Wow! So fucking gay!Why are aussies so backwards?
>>142189527I don't prove trash, I burn it
Bassitt is now painting the zone now that he can't meme chuck his curveball anymore.
>>142189429AW FAHK LOOK AUT!lmaooo
>>142189350Go to bed, sleep it off mate
Ben Rice will be good.
im gonna gape ya!
>>142189350You talk in a retarded sing song voice
>>142189350You guys lost a war to a fucking bird
I was born a woman and I'm not a troon tyvm
>>142189830Tits or get the fuck out
>>142189701at hitting a hanging Bassitt curveball
Time for a little hair of the dog>>142189830Tits or get the fuck outta here whore
>>142189885Have some respect. You're in the presence of a lady
>/mlb/ not respecting women>>142189830Don't listen to these guys. I'm here for you.
>>142189578they're not backwards, they're upside down
This is a misogyny free genny!
Errornado lol
>someone makes a mistake >Grr, post your TITSThis is why you niggas don't get laid and I do.
>>142189701FOR ME TO POOP ON!
>>142190200Just say niggers you larping virgin
>>142189350>>142189695I love having sex with women. Can I still go to Australia?
>>142190200Total newfag DEATH
post bussy
>>142162600Did ERG really outlast Houspie and free the genny from his tyranny?
I'm actually enjoying the new trend of boss bitch black ladies in commercials they make my pp hard
>>142190253Had sex last weekend. Probably going to get some tonight. You get banned for that now. Have some sex bro
>>142190403God bless that modern day heroHip hip!
Paul Peens
I apologise bros, I mis read the posts.DoubleVision drunk thought guy was talking about his dick to other guy . Too much drink Aussie bro sorry
>>142190487It's okay king, keep your head high and your BAC even higher
>>142190403Yeah. We lost a bunch of good men in the process though.
this entire time i thought it was a new zealand flag
More like Small Peenis
>>142190487kek
You deserve anything anything everything you want baby gurl...
Jomboy
>>142190630>>142190630Nu
Very nice of the cubs to let a man with down syndrome be the starting pitcher
>>1421628731981 ws doesn't count
Take a sip for every ball thrown
>>142190487Acknowledged. We've sent the stand down order
