Tour de France (2.UWT)Stage 1Firenze - Rimini206 kmStartlist:https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/tour-de-france/2024/startlistLive stats:https://racecenter.letour.fr/en/1https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/tour-de-france/2024/stage-1/liveStreams:https://tiz-cycling-live.io/https://cycling.today/live-streaming/Eurosport / Discovery+ / France TV / RTBF / RTVE / Rai / NOS / iTV11:45 CETPrevious thread:>>142147579
>>142168704pogi culo.
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>cavenshit
PUKE
yeah he's done, if he doesn't abandon in the next few km he will probably die
well well well cavendish. remember all those crashes you caused in your career? time to pay the toll
>losing to bacterialol, lmao even
>picture in picture in picture
Imagine puking and then NOT winning. Weakmind.
This is all schizo's fault btw, he brought it on him himself
lots of filipino flags at the cycling these days.
wwhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaabbbbbbbbbrbbbbbwwwwwwwwwpffffffffffffff
anyone else seen Bertaček's rape van
Comms is like the cope when Hamilton is losing lel
Belgian sigh of relief felt across the world
stinky Cavenpuke
>>142168778Is SAGAN on?
cavendish ate too much baking soda
ABANDONNE DE CAVENDISH
If Cav gets OTLd due to a food poisoning or some shit like that would be the worst thing to happen
34 stage wins? Not too shabby. He can sleep for eternity now. Sleep tight, chopper.
>>142168811>due to a food poisoningDue to old age more like
how are they looking at the whole cav situation?
>>142168802the guy drank like 4 bidons in the last 15km, full panic mode
Any cavpickers?
>>142168824me
>>1421688234 FINAL bidonsBecause he's riding his final kms if you know what I mean
>>142168799>holding onto records from the 70's because that's all belgian cycling hasIt's over for you. It's an anglo century.
>>142168824where the fuck is Bertowski? what are we paying him for
Cavendish. scum.
>>142168834kek
>>142168833its cavover.
>>142168804Monday
>aranburu in gruppo Gaviria, fatkobsen, kristoff, groenwegen, wrightholy shit another bullet dodged
>>142168841he got a depression. go easy on him
frauds already becoming exposedyou love to see it
It's not a big deal innit? The doper will get 35+ stages anyway.
>>142168848all that advertisement on Czech TV and he's gonna be there for only one stageprobably for the better
https://arethebritsatitagain.org/
114 teams, some of you assholes made like 5 teams each.
why do bongs keep saying tummy? thats what little kids say no ugh mommy my tummy hurts
Cav was Knighted and hes now a turd
>>142168875sissy nation
THREE maglia rosa!??
>>142168863The dopeur is sat at 3 wins at 27 years of age, I don't think so
>>142168875I bet Hannah says tommey.
>>142168851source?
>>142168875cos he's feeling a bit tingly wingly in his breadbasket innit
>>142168875It's Carlton 'cunt' Kirby not an actual human
>>142168847
glad to see my boy Tête back to his best
>>142168875>awwwwwwww marky warky poo 'as a tummy wummy bug
>>142168898He's at 11 actually. I thought he was at 17 though, may not be so easy to reach 35 then.
just 6 more climbs. Cav is SO fucked
>>142168903our commentators just said it
>>142168919oh wow
>>142168875its hilarious because cavendish is such a cry baby
>>142168851if you picked him over the chad Lazkano you get what you deserve
>>142168919aranbaru is in the pedalton according to the trackerhttps://racecenter.letour.fr/en/riders/1
>>142168847Cav OTL day 1. The heat has gotten to him.
>Abrahamsen is 8 kg heavier than cav and still in the break
I think eurosport hires this guy just for him talking about food
CAVENDISH GAP IS STABLE REPEAT CAVENDISH GAP IS STABLE
>>142168948SPEED and WEIGHT
NEW ALPECIN GREY ATTACK
>>142168942probably caught on on the descent since gaviria is back too
>>142168953it's confirmed
>>142168956kek, so much autism I love him.
I think Sir Mark Cavendish needs to take a drag off his weed pen
>>142168953i see you're a man of culture
not sure about the new healy cut
Is Søren Wærenskjold the biggest lad in this years tdf?
Why didnt EF send anyone in the break?
>>1421689915 stage wins, adjusted
>foodie cyclist
daring waving this flag today in Italy
>>142168991it's called dopeur special
>>142168991bro looks like this fagg
>>142168991>le breakaway lad look. how contrived.. sad!
>>142168991pedo mode
>>142168991looks like Dermot Kennedy
Costa's jersey is fucking criminal
>>142169001you know for 92kg that guy doesn't really look all that big
What's the weather anyway? How can he be so dead already?
>>142168851>>142168919could just be going back to the team car
>>142169017tete de la course killing it again on day one
>>142169041>tfw your parents named you Дepьмo
think I'll start the tour de vino with Ormanni Sangiovese tonight
>>142169044He's 1.95 tall so the weight get spread out a lot.
>>142169019I can't wait for a European Islamic Caliphate, to weed out men wearing make-up
13.7 percent of teams picked Cav, lel.Meanwhile only 6.5 percent picked Mas, a surefire top-10 rider. Really makes you think.
>>142169056Pretty good year for tour de vino
>>142169047bongs can't survive above 20°C
>>14216904731°C neat website posted in the last thread has all the data https://racecenter.letour.fr/en/riders/1
>>142169065a surefire chute brutale and DNF
the other bertaczek isn't me sitting in a CD train btw. the train I took to Basel in a CD car ended there because Deutsche Bahn didn't have a locomotive and driver ready and so the sleeper train to Praha was cancelled, so I couldn't even make it to Böhmen even if I wanted to kek.
>>142169065Never picking that boring wheelsucker even if he was 2 points
>>142169070inshallah habibiif you got recommendations pls share when we get to the souf
>>142169065>a surefire top-10 riderhm?
>>142169100Where do you buy them? I guess it'll be easier that way
>>142169065always funny to see how absolutely dead the sprinter category is in term of picks
>>142169093Kek, so the passangers now have to live in Based?A horror story
>>142169115I did not even know Demare was racing
>>142169115This is pretty retarded, there are like 6 sprint stages
The UAE watt bomb on BARBOTTO. It's coming
>>142169080That's perfect cyclismo weather, what a BITCH!
>>142169093>Deutsche Bahn collapse continues
abrahamsen relegated
>>142169133But if you pick Pog it's hard to take a good sprinter in the wildcard category
>>142169158Coquard for 8 pts is a great choice, dude will have 5 top 8
>>142169133it's not as bad as the unclassed category where almost all 6 pointers except the few obvious good ones are under 1%
>>142169133yeah and everyone has Japser Mads or De Lie
out of line pcm man, out of line
>>142169088>>142169094>>142169104You shall see, he will diesel into a decent 7th place.This is the winning team btw, Rog will chute and Vlasov will get a top5 GC. Carapaz will also be in the mix and win at least one stage.
>>142169115VGH... my sprinter...
ive heard enough, jonas wins this tour
Stephen Williams at the back!
>Peter Øxenberg HANSEN
kwab
>>142169172He is joking but this might soon be true
>>142169114typically at me local wine guild but I'd be open to using an importer if it result in some good (secret) picks
Netflix Team Radio cancer
>>142169179trash team with a filthy dopeur on it
>>142169187the lad who beat Vingegaard and Ayuso's time on Coll de Rates
>>142169187lets hope it goes better than the other danish kid they signed
>>142169187surely this will not go wrong
>>142169210Going to Ineos as a non-anglo or sudaca is pretty much the death knell of your career.
>YAWNgood morning Berts, a happy TdF to us all
I was laughing in Cav at the other thread*ahem*AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
always forget how young Ganna is. Feel like he should be in his 30s by nowIs this a super team in the making or what?
fucks sake he's over 5 minutes down now
>Jonas Vingegaad HANSEN (Rasmussen) time on Coll de Rates 13:02>Peter Øxenberg HANSEN time on Coll de Rates 12:38
>it can be very treacherous if you are not paying attentionTalking about /cyc/ I hear
>>142169172>>142169190that would be completely campa's own fault
>>142169192Try to find some pic saint loup for the nimes stage
What was Astana thinkgen?
>>142169251Isolated ride, but nonetheless still impressive
>>142169172funny to think that the first TdF winner riding Shimano was Lance, so not even that long ago
>>142169251>mmmbops at 7W/kg in you are path
What kind of fool would live in Germany, subscribe to Discovery Plus exclusively for the tour and expect that they would allow you to stream the world feed with English commentary?Me. I am that foolLooks like it’s back to illegal streaming
>>142169242Morning? It is 14:45 you lazy piece of shit
>>142169246>leo hayter>leonard (who?)>storm>augustwhy don't these dudes just make a devo team? they have one of the biggest budgets anywayall of these riders are dead weight
>>142169246Who even really stands out there? UAE is superteam not this shite.
Any German liked the story of the cyclist who got murdered by a French farmer with a stone because he was stealing wine grapes?
>>142169237>>142169268fuck off aussie touristthis aint some retarded football thread
im GOONING to cavendouche sucking wind. kino, bros
>>142169275>that they would allow you to stream the world feed with English commentaryThey do?
>cav doing low cadence intervals
Irish lads pronouncing Cees Bol Sez Ball
i want non black tyres back
Kill all arrow posters
Chute de Kelderman
>>142169246superteam for TTT sure
>>142169282just wait 2 years
tfw no Giro train driving next to the riders.>>142169126sleeper trains are super unreliable. mostly it's some sleeping cars missing, but trains ending in the middle of the night somewhere in Germany due to technical issues is common as well. the private Bruxelles-Amsterdam-Praha sleeper train seems to be somewhat reliable because they don't need to swap locomotive (Belgium uses the same voltage for their railways as Nordböhmen), though their train cars are super old.
Really hate that cavendish retard If Lutsenko had a team around him he'd be able to do something
>>142169284Ottavio Bottecchia?
>>142169319yes
>>142169269>no signed blood bag
why doesn't cavendish just give up, jesus imagine being such a drain on everyone and he's probably not even going to sprint. Ok it's the first stage, but he shouldn't have started this tour, stealing a spot of a youngster
hahaha get fucked uno-x
>>142169324Well Ulle war sauber after all
>>142169280storm has 0 (zero) race days this year. no official word on why but rumor says that he has some disease
>>142169319si si
>>142169288Nope, it’s got German commentary. If I wanted to watch with German commentary I’d just stream it on Sportschau for free
Proud paypig here. Tiz-watchers get the rope
abrahamson very wasteful with his efforts
Did euro tv talk about Wilco crashing?
>>142169321Why would Germans like that story
>>142169340Maybe Uno-X doesn't pay him and he's trying to get all the money he can
>>142169325What happened to Cavendish?
>>142169080is moho slurping?
>>142169336
>>142169325he was up late last night GOONING.
>>142169340he just got 1000€
>>142169334his career is pretty much over before it began
please visit the Italian part of France
I've seen enough, Adam Yates wins today
>>142169353if youre a GOONER, youre a goner.
what % is the time cut today
>>142169317There's a BIG sleeper train going Croatia in the summer, because Croatia is rightful bohemian clay (in the summer). Always very full. Other than that, most sleeper trains got cancelled over the years. CD is investing into new carriage recently so at least we get that going on.
>>142169368>mi chjamuWtf is that, yiddish?
>>142169373you're watching the replay
>>142169336>not watching the German commentarynot based, it’s trad to watch it in German - the autism of the commentators is awesome
aww shit Deca boys on the front. here we fucking go
>>142169277it is not even 6 am
>>142169384>doubting me
>>142169325He can't resist the all time troll potential, also cav is a world class egomaniac. He'll die trying to finish today.
>>142169393It's over already?I guess they want to watch the Tour too
>>142169390>>142169391fucking hell
>>142169300I haven't been off of /cyc/ in a decade and forgot that was a thing
>>142169325he will do 6 sprints. nothing else matters one bit
>>142169414he will lose 6 sprints
wrong jersey
>>142169414he was sprinting to the faptop for a GOON sesh
>>142169428and everyone will lose to Pog. let's cancel the race and go home
>>142169382I guess it's pronounced kya-mu. Corsican is not a real language btw, it's a form of Tuscan
imagine Moho in yellow
>>142169389gotta say the Sportschau commentary is alright so far, they know what they are talking about
>>142169453imagine Izagirre in yella. now that's soul
totally forgot tour de fance is as well todaydamn Florence is so beautifulalso yep I'm a tourist and there is nothing you autismos can do about it
>>142169467don't worry, Nass will take over later
>>142169477checked, you should GOON there
broom wagon menacingly behind Astana
[Vino swearing on the com]
>>142169264tx for the pick la not a lot of languedoc in the stores near me but I will ask them to p*rchase a case of that appelation
>>142169358Hmmm, that doesn’t seem to be an option in the browser player
hello darkness, my old friend
So Cav has 1 chance at a stage win cause he ain't surviving the Galibier stage.
Gott strafe Engeland
it starts TODAY?!
another anglo out the back with heat stroke
>>142169509Why does he have a World Champs colored bike
Told yall folks the 6ers are crapshoot.Even if Stevie was just to grab a bottle.Me shits cooking, took a while.
grug sweatgrug not like
>>142169525and why is he the only one with the special paintjob
Very big chute Wilco Kelderman according to radio tour
>>142169519>>142169524inshallah
>heavy chute from wilco keldermanholy shit you can't make this shit up
>>142169504There are multiple streams.The "Velo Club" one only has German commentary (because they switch to the German aftershow after the race), the "mit Siegerehrung" one has all languages and the "Breakaway" one only has English commentary.
>>142169543>>142169545
>>142169442yes but pog isn't 39 years old, cavendish will win nothing and drain his team
These guys look miserable
>>142169542He's the only one with the blue colored wheelset decals too
lot of unzipped jerseys
>>142169588classic
>>142169545>>142169543PPATTT>>142169341>>142169301
>>142169553Absolutely based, thank you
>>142169581Yes well hot weather + climbing with high power is not the most fun
>>142169543>>142169545>tfw the control room failed
>>142169545BWAHAHAAHAHAHZHZHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
can't even see visma with their new jerseywait a minute...control room van, camo jersey...
Ultra brutal Went outsides to fetch my order and buy a little bit of vegetables.>32°C>52% humidityJust that little tour and I have a wet back. Back when I was young I would not sweat so easily.
>lenny lachéeand his punishment begins
>Kwabser Phillipsen
>>142169573are you being thick on purpose. he has 6 chances to get the record. of course he is not the fastest sprinter anymore but he has a chance. centimeters away last year. It's one of the biggest stories of the race. his team is shit anyway they have absolutely nothing better to be doing
kek thats now isnt itsuffercam for the dead last
83 Tadej Pogačar54 Derek Gee50 Jasper Philipsen42 Giulio Ciccone35 Mads Pedersen35 Aleksandr Vlasov34 Primož Roglič34 Paul Lapeira33 Pello Bilbao30 Matej Mohorič25 Adam Yates22 Carlos Rodríguez22 Matteo Jorgenson21 Thomas Pidcock20 Alberto Bettiol20 Richard Carapaz20 Arnaud De Lie19 Remco Evenepoel18 Anthony Turgis17 Santiago Buitrago17 Mathieu Van Der Poel17 Jonas Vingegaard15 João Almeida14 Stephen Williams14 Laurens De Plus13 Oscar Onley12 Maxim Van Gils12 Magnus Cort10 Wout Van Aert10 Lenny Martinez10 Felix Gall9 Simon Yates8 Enric Mas7 Wout Poels7 Silvan Dillier7 Gianni Moscon7 Oier Lazkano7 Romain Bardet7 Alex Aranburu7 Guillaume Martin6 Ben Healy6 Robbe Ghys5 Kévin Vauquelin5 Oliver Naesen5 Marc Soler5 Bryan Coquard5 Juan Ayuso5 Johannes Kulset5 Stefan Küng4 Davide Formolo4 Jai Hindley4 Victor Campenaerts4 Romain Grégoire4 Biniam Girmay4 Pavel Sivakov4 Mikel Landa4 Dylan Groenewegen4 Pascal Ackermann4 Geraint Thomas4 Egan Bernal4 Louis Meintjes4 Michael Mørkøv3 Mark Cavendish3 Neilson Powless3 Daniel McLay3 Jonas Rickaert3 Jonas Abrahamsen2 Bruno Armirail2 Nils Politt2 Javier Romo2 Tim Wellens2 Ryan Gibbons2 Phil Bauhaus2 Tim Declercq2 Valentin Madouas2 Michele Gazzoli2 Christophe Laporte2 Steff Cras2 Sam Bennett2 Tobias Halland Johannessen2 Danny Van Poppel2 Georg Zimmermann2 David Gaudu2 Axel Laurance2 Michał Kwiatkowski2 Julien Bernard2 Guillaume Boivin
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IMVVhB-3lVg
>>142169639he will never be bettern then Merckx, fuck off already
Peloton should slow down a bit for Cav desu
1 Simon Geschke1 Cristián Rodríguez1 Axel Zingle1 Bart Lemmen1 Stefan Bissegger1 Bram Welten1 Michael Matthews1 Nico Denz1 Ion Izagirre1 Rui Costa1 Sébastien Grignard1 Marijn Van Den Berg1 Søren Wærenskjold1 Jesús Herrada1 Krists Neilands1 Chris Harper1 Mattéo Vercher1 Gianni Vermeersch1 Toms Skujiņš1 Nils Eekhoff1 Alexey Lutsenko1 Fernando Gaviria1 Fred Wright1 Piet Allegaert1 Sean Quinn1 Jonathan Castroviejo1 Dorian Godon1 Jack Haig
>>142169649>54 Derek GEElol, lmao even
how did Jens Voigt wind up back on eurosport?
>>142169483oy veyby the way who's the apparently just retired ex pro?
I have always wondered, how the hell is someone like Vingegaard so well heat adapted, always has been?He comes from the North, he cannot get a tan, but somehow heat and glaring sun does not effect him.
2 ======44 Tadej Pogačar Derek Gee35 Tadej Pogačar Jasper Philipsen31 Tadej Pogačar Giulio Ciccone30 Tadej Pogačar Aleksandr Vlasov28 Tadej Pogačar Paul Lapeira27 Tadej Pogačar Mads Pedersen25 Tadej Pogačar Matej Mohorič25 Derek Gee Giulio Ciccone25 Tadej Pogačar Pello Bilbao3 ======20 Tadej Pogačar Derek Gee Giulio Ciccone18 Tadej Pogačar Derek Gee Aleksandr Vlasov17 Tadej Pogačar Derek Gee Jasper Philipsen16 Tadej Pogačar Derek Gee Mads Pedersen16 Tadej Pogačar Jasper Philipsen Paul Lapeira4 ======9 Tadej Pogačar Derek Gee Giulio Ciccone Aleksandr Vlasov8 Tadej Pogačar Derek Gee Jasper Philipsen Giulio Ciccone8 Tadej Pogačar Derek Gee Giulio Ciccone Mads Pedersen8 Tadej Pogačar Jasper Philipsen Aleksandr Vlasov Paul Lapeira8 Tadej Pogačar Derek Gee Giulio Ciccone Pello Bilbao8 Tadej Pogačar Derek Gee Mads Pedersen Pello Bilbao5 ======5 Tadej Pogačar Derek Gee Giulio Ciccone Mads Pedersen Pello Bilbao4 Tadej Pogačar Derek Gee Mads Pedersen Pello Bilbao Maxim Van Gils4 Tadej Pogačar Giulio Ciccone Mads Pedersen Pello Bilbao Maxim Van Gils4 Tadej Pogačar Derek Gee Giulio Ciccone Pello Bilbao Matej Mohorič4 Tadej Pogačar Derek Gee Mads Pedersen Pello Bilbao Adam Yates
>>142169649My most secret pick was De Plus and he has 14 pickers lmao
>>142169663He's already better than Merckx. Farming wins against plumbers doesn't count.
>>142169667the Bling picker might humiliate us
6 ======3 Tadej Pogačar Derek Gee Giulio Ciccone Mads Pedersen Pello Bilbao Maxim Van Gils3 Tadej Pogačar Derek Gee Mads Pedersen Aleksandr Vlasov Pello Bilbao Adam Yates
>>142169649>2 Valentin MadouasMy brother.
>>142169679its the gene therapy tank on Teide that has changed him
>>14216964930 Pogless bros
Is it going to be this hot all week?
>>142169713All the meme teams
>7 ======2 Tadej Pogačar Jasper Philipsen Aleksandr Vlasov Paul Lapeira Pello Bilbao Remco Evenepoel Anthony Turgis>norf cc>Patje`s Angels2 Tadej Pogačar Derek Gee Giulio Ciccone Paul Lapeira Pello Bilbao Matej Mohorič Carlos Rodríguez>VERY Clean Water >Rujano Racing Team2 Tadej Pogačar Derek Gee Giulio Ciccone Mads Pedersen Pello Bilbao Adam Yates Maxim Van Gils>Group Pinot -15 min>BORING hansbull
>>142169677Rick Zabel
>>142169693>he can't even get up the first mountain>better than Merckx
Astana should probably fold right now
appearantly cavendish isn't sick
it's official that we don't get based Kirby?
What's with jakobsen?
Abrakwabsen
>>142169768>based KirbyShut the fuck up.
Hello, did Jumbo win yet?
Based Ion stunting on Abrakwabsen
>>142169774Nothing. Dude can't climb. Never could.
>>142169768he's in
>>142169663Merckx got busted 3 times for doping, cav zero. Cav is already better than him.
eh kelderman looks fine
>>142169780About to win first DNF
>Tour alreadyWew lad, is MADS still racing?
>>142169795nothing like a little chute to get the adrenaline going
>>142169795he's in his natural element
>>142169788Yeah, but why roll back 11 min? Could have stayed with the other sprinters.
>>142169793Now you've done it, permamently banned from getting a Belgian visa
Is Jan Hurt still there?
what happened to lemondo
>>142169799what a stupid question
>>142169581hard game the cycling game
right I'm off for day. Pidcock will win btw
there's literally nothing between Firenze and Rimini? just hills and forests?
lol they had to avoid champoussin like he was a tourist
>>142169768Put the proxy down ck
>>142169813In G3 with WILLIAMS, GREENWAGEN and GAVIRIA
>>142169825kek at the emojis, probably means work for you merging the names
>Visma pullinge
>>142169825hey that's me. does that mean I made the most generic team?
>>142169852kek
>>142168934Wel this aged horribly
>>142169799who's this thot
Why are they pacing, position?
>>142169890Testing pogs legs.
>>142169801Ynr this was the Belgian cope for why Grug won the Ostende CX WC in 2021
>>142169863No, not watching this sport D*ne made me switch to Velogame internal id, but surprised these all emoji render everywhere.>>142169872Yessir.
>>142169887Adriana Rizzo
>>142169872It means the better you do, the better the rest of us do
fatkobsen has to settle with astana water
Astana car must be running ot of water by now.
>>142169887Rizzo
Last night I dreamt I had joined Team Visma and the Tour on some sort of wildcard, because the Tour did an experiment where completely untrained people could participate in order to show the public how hard the Tour actually was. It was the day before the 1st stage. Jonas went on a short training ride. I sat in the Visma car as a passenger. The driver drove extremely recklessly and almost ran Jonas down. After that, we all went home to sleep in a dark attic. There was only one bed, which I initially got, but then I offered it to Jonas so he could get a good night's sleep before the 1st stage. Then I woke up.What does this mean for Jonas' chances???
>>142169939Why does its face look like that?
>Kelderman Wilco (Team Visma | Lease a Bike) has been involved in a crash.Grass is green
>>1421699432 X chromosomes
I'd actually prefer tourist shizoids over whatever shit this is
FDJ car fuel consumption spotted
piss break
DNF: Cavendish
good guy Astana
>>142169732is it just me or is Rick Zabel extremely sexually attractive?
>14'33''what's today's OTL? this isn't the Giro.
Kek Pogacar unironically said the training for TdF was the Giro
>>142170000like 40 minutes
Is Яkobsen in Grupo Cav?
did remco say salam
>>142170020Yes.
>>142170020>Яkobsen
>>142170020yes
meanwhile Stier chilling at the front of the pedalton probably laughing at Cav and Fatkobsen.
>>142170026Well he's Moroccan.
>>142170048I too have been infected with Maghrebi Fever
Mohoric littering
>>142170000The stage where it can be be dangerous for OTL is stage 15, it's only a 4th category stage despite having hard climbs from the start
>>142170048Is this how the belgian race come to their end?
>>142170048larpnice full stop btw
>>142170072Plap plap plap.What a way to go.
>>142170058beurette bunda fever claims another
>>142170059it was the litter zone
waar kris frum?
>>142170072>belgian race??? it’s a race in italy
hmm interesting, in the interview with wout van aert he sounded very ambitious to try and win
>>142170098>bovinestealth stier
>>142170072Power of the big brown booty. Can't resist once you taste it once.
>>142170107If he climbs like in 2022 he would be the favourite
KWABOOTY
I love the sound of cicades, I always try to imitate it with my overly loud freehub. I hope climate change will cause them to migrate up north to these regions, so I can enjoy them here as well.
>>142170133>cicadesHeard them for the first time of the year yesterday. it lasted 10 seconds lmao
DNF: Gazzoli
gap is up to 5 minutes again wtf
first abondon of the race
>>142170098where the fuck is Froomehow did they do this to him dirty jews
I feel for you Kazakh Bert.
Peacock showing all the Italian winners. Crisp, clear UHD video of Coppi and Bartali, potato 140p video of Pantani lmao
>>142170156good riddance, fuck this doper
Cav killing his teammates the selfish fuck
>>142170156
any new kits for the tour? I already saw the energy drink kit.
>>142170156Astana fucked up their drugs and its taking everyone out
>>142170156Wtf? I thought it was cav the one in bad condition? The fuck is even going on?
Poor Vino
hue hue hue gib moni plox or I report you
>>142170151UAE is patiently waiting for Barbotto
>>142170133I like em too. Every 18 years we get the big brood though and the sound is a little overbearing
>>142170182noice
>>142170165kek he's actually been banned
Portugal bert spotted!
>>142170182Kek.
>>142170172There's like 8 new kits.
Astana riggitini
DNF but not Cavendish
>>142170156So Astana is just sick right
>>142170178Bad blood bags for the entire team
>>142170146Back when I was a kid we went on vacation to Tuscany every summer, you would hear them every day, for me it's the soundtrack of summer
>>142170161That footage was really cool
Contaminated bodybags
^^^^aussie
>>142170211It was weird seeing Coppi moving, never done that before
>>142170176This is why they are now handing their poison doped bottles out to riders from other teams
>woman commentator
new picture in picture option this year
I wouldn't stick too close to radioactive Astana if I were DSM
>>142170200You spelled suck wrong
Fire the guy who arranged the doping dosages of astana ffs
when will the Australian give up....
>>142170245jakobsen could do with some weight losing stomach bug
>tour comes to italy >race is a slurp Big mistake by the organizers, everyone that comes here just want to relax
Who is the femoid eurosport cumentator?
>>142170270Is there a sport that becomes better when it comes to Italy?
Why is Lutsenko perfectly fine while his other team is jobbing their way to OTL
>>142170264never
>>142170270Imagine what you could be if you weren't lazy corrupt man children.
>>142170301surprised he isn't at the back himself
>>142170225not like the other retards are any better. cant string 2 sentences together without stumbling and stuttering. unironically sean kelly is the only good one
>>142170323This but ironically
>>142170317What happened to our chud. He used to be a winner
>>142170323This.
>>142170301he has a better chance of getting a stage win than cav
NBC going all out on the "big 4 battle" promos. Pretty well done desu, not complaining
>>142170048what a cuck lmao
>>142170357Four? But there's only three.
>>142170357PogacarAdam YatesJuan AyusoCarlos Rodriguezeveryone else doesn't matter
>>142170343donbas
>>142170048Attention payers have known this for YEARS
VINO would probably still drop all his teams shitters
Peloton starting the Cote de Barbotto, UAE better start pushing the pace otherwise I want me money back.
I'm so fucking full right now.
in the jumbo control room they're not even aware that gazzoli has abandoned yet
>>142169708>3 Tadej Pogačar Derek Gee Mads Pedersen Aleksandr Vlasov Pello Bilbao Adam Yateswe gaan
>>142170420Need that Saxo Bank jersey
>>142170411Dopeur and his oil dogs wont do shit
>>142170411i hope so or im going to take a nap
should be illegal to let wout still ride around with a red bull helmet
>>142170343Vino is the gigachud
>>142170156>>142170169Woman did this no doubt
LAZKANO lachee
I almost picked Gazza
>>142170463dont worry he will join the team next yeartrust the leaks
laporte lachée
SOMBRERO lacheeLAPORTE lachee
Kirby and Kelly together, nothing like it
imagine a lapeira vs bettiol sprint
Kirby hate is peak reddit
Grug in front
>>1421704253 Tadej Pogačar Derek Gee Mads Pedersen Aleksandr Vlasov Pello Bilbao Adam Yates>joe`s team>Group Pinot -15 min>CHADstana
Need to see them light it up now
Did Mark Cav get a bad bag this morning?
UAE pullingINEOS pulls along
another anglo out the back inshallah
Lenny "The next Bardet" Martinez
>>142170552you jinxed it
>>142170553It's a shame Bob Roll and Phil Liggett has never heard of him
UAEmerda
>gaudulmao
GAUDU LACHEEHAHAHAHAHAHA
>Gaudu also lachéebirds of a feather
>Fraudu
Gaudu dood.Wat nau.
Fraudu.
>GODu
Gaudu kinda sucks
>fraudu>cortfraud
carnage
>Cort climbing better than gauduTop ten GC for unox here we go.
I will post it
fcuking LMAO Gaudu
god damn riders are suffering all over the road
Ionbros...
Goduehaving aFondue
Man, Izzagire is also turbo washed
Sexo
Jonasbros im getting worried
luv me magnus
>vauquelin lachée
>GauduFDJ should've brought PINOT tbqh
Cav OTL?? At this point the sprinters should just ride harder lmao
GREAT stage
French GC hope GAUDU struggling to hold onto the peloton
Fuck me UAE looks strong
>>142170672Not even close to otl. Dumb tourist.
Gibbons in great shape
Wellens finally admited defeat. The fight is lost. Glad he shaved it off.
er pirata...
meanwhile 80kg abrahamsen barely breathing
De Mongrel DOOD
>>142170640PLEASE pattt
>>142170672OTL is going to be over 40 minutes
you can mock de lie but i think he did well to hang on until now, better climbers lacheed before him
TOTAL SQUEAKER DEATH
>>142170702it was his first training camp
remco dood
>>142170702I swear you autist can never read people.
Based EF aren't scared
>>142170438
Wait why are they honoring Pantani? He’s a doper
Whoever planned this stage is a sadist
I can take solace in the way /cyc/ wishes ill on Cavendish. I am clearly morally superior.
wtf i didn’t know uae were bringing adam yates, joao and juan ayuso holy shit how does pocaca lose now?
this Abrahamsen lad does not seem very smart
Norge pas normal
>>142170748because doper = bad but doper (popular) = good
>>142170728what's wrong stinky dane
>>142170727That's a Lie.
ATTAQUE DE JONASI adjusted Abrahamsen for De Plus and I hope I won't regret it
>>142170702I've been telling everyone for months now that bloatmaxxing is the new meta
Abrahamsen beste man in koers michel
>>142170748doper = SOVLclean = cringe
get rekt
>>142170782Masse ist Macht simple as
>uae
That KOM gate was misplaced, no?
Who is this Abrahamsen retard
Grug laché
bruh
Lapeira lachéeGrug lachee
Waar grug?
>>142170754Betrayals
grug lachee???
>>142170777I just pointed out that you can't read people's body language, because youbare retarded.
>>142170803based
VDP lachee
>van der kwab
>MVDP HAHAHAHAHAI told you he would melt
grug witnessing bertaczek
grugbros......
Havent had a soul prologue like this in years
>>142170754He still needs to be faster than Vingegaard (which he should be). Good domestiques can help a bit, but the main thing is still who's better head-to-head.
Waar Almerda ?
>>142170803Not sure if based or cringe, looks nice though
>>142170748Italians love criminals. They also love voting on pedo politicians.
Meinkes dropped
>>142170836Right behind Pog
>>142170803high effort
MWW
Bert's Lemon has been squeezed
Vinge stock SURGING
Mads stonks plummeting
>>142170803What even is this? fire? charcoal?
>AERT still within the gruppo principal
Going to Lidl, you guys want anything?
>Liggett had Mads as a favorite for today
Buitrago in Mads grouplol
>buttraggoo
BBurago dood. So far dodging all the bullets. I will only be pissed if GEE dies because I chose him over ABRAHAMSEN not having another solid 6 pick.
This stage is harder than anything they can draw in Frace outside of the alps
>>142170873One stage win and a yellow jersey
>>142170891>Le Dark Horse meme
>>142170834Jonas is the most boring GC winner since Froome. Pog should win on SOVL alone
>>142170899it's like a Basque stage
Should make OTL 20min instead of 40
Cavendish OTL would be incredible though
Cavshit will die today
Stier ahead
>>142170908Based Del Toro supporting your teamate.
>>142170923great opinion
>>142170908>falling for le hecking fake wholesome personality
>>142170873
Danish are SO mad people prefer Pogačar lol
>>142170959He should pay attention. We covered this extensively yesterday.
>Whoitragowew, dodged a megabullet
why do we have no rock formations in this godforsaken island
Can't wait for the comfy Vuelta threads
CAVENDISH SCOOPED UP BY THE BROOM WAGON LMAO
>>142170619BASED
>>142171073>he's never driven the a82
Bob Roll is fucking terrible
how is san remco doing
>>142171103he looks horrible, will probably abandon tomorrow
>>142170959Why are we Danes so good at detecting bullshitters like Pogacar's and his fake personality? Is it Janteloven paying dividends?
This are nice roads to do on a vespa
>>142171123
>>142171095I mean we have nothing cool like that mountain face in the parts where people actually live
>moto 2 stream doesn't have sound
>>142171125It's not actually detecting anything when you just assume everyone who is not danish is a fake.
I've recieved sufficient data to conclude that NEILANDS will.
What's the point of still bringing Fatkobsen to the tour?
>>142171162>Missing the travel guide and historical sites parts
pogi would have given the jumbo kid a bidon already
>>142171153Bealach Na Ba bros.... its over
>gruppo kwab climbing so slow a 5 year old can run next to them at a leisure pace
>>142171204That's the plan they made 8 months ago. DSM alway sticks to the plan.
>>142171179Nothing to do with personaltiy. Its the same fake niceness front Americans put up. Danes hate that shit because they see right through it.
>>142171204Free stage top 5s on the pancake flat sprint stages in the first 2 weeks before they reach the Alps. They just forgot to check the stage profiles before picking the team.
>>142171204sunk cost fallacy
>>142171204He performed so well in the Giro they couldn't leave him out.
>>142171233on the mighty colle barbotto kek
next climb kinda steepif UAE wants to do damage it has to be here
Felix Gall will drop in a short time
well goddamn maybe Cav really will DNF/OTL
>>142171229Looks nice.Would ride.
>>142171283More like the colle Bertollo lmao
Bedankt Alberto
>>142171253Fuck off with your played out schizo persona don't drag the rest of us into it.
>>142171073can you even ski in britain ?
>>142171229looks comfy
STOP SHOWING ADS IM TRYING TO WATCH THE RACE
>>142171325you just missed carapaz happenings
>>142171253>Its the same fake niceness front Americans put upVery good point, americans love this sort of behaviour, it's why they simped so hard for lance despite him being an utter cunt even before the doping scandal.
el rato swapping to the e-bike as well
>>142171306he's been taking English lessons
Why do they force Contador to speak English? Just let him speak Spanish and put on subtitles it's not like anyone understands his English gibberish anyway.
>>142171311>played outcan you communicate in a way that makes sense?
>>142171325imagine having adds in the current year lmao
>el rato
>>142171325lmao the american experience
>>142171390They got rid of GCN+, they even got rid of the world feed for some reason. We're stuck with the worst broadcast at this point
what's on the ONCE jersey wearing guy's sign?
how late did cavs finish in that tour de turkey babayaga climb last year
>>142171323>>1421712938.5km 7.2%, like a small cat 1/2 in the alp stages but the tarmac is typically fucked as it all is in britain.
>>142171204diet protocol
>>142171413Fuck Wout
>>142171325I don't think I've seen an ad in a decade
>>142171410It's nice that the invisible hand of the market always does the right thing.
I hope he pulls the peloton for Pogi for old times sake, so we can enjoy his pain face again.
>Gr. van der Poel +4:27Grugchads...
Got gapped a little, but Pedersen is still hanging on, impressive from the fat man
Vinge looks solid
>>142171437finishing 2nd place means nothing to you?
>>142171454But you're currently watching the biggest tourism ad in the world.
>>142171458what was he thinking going to a team with nobody to slave for
>>142171466why does shit shitter even ride gt's he should stick with his classics and one days
Wout in yellow. I see it.
giro di remco
>>142171414+52'21"https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/tour-of-turkey/2023/stage-3
>>142171372Overdone, used up, tired.
Mads neck shotsomeone post it
>>142171513He looks alright.
My boy Mads starting to look like a christmas ham
wheres didi
mads with his nice neck is back
>>142171513he looks done already ...
god I love seeing so many top riders in one shot
did you know that the tour passes through San Marino and Monaco as well?
>pogi cracking jokes>remco deadits over.......
>jonas still there, not strugglingIt’s over Pogichads
Why are powder flares still allowed? Is it just low IQ Italians?
Pogichud stock RUGGING
Yates always looks like he's barely breathing
Vismabros are we about to drop the bomb or is this fake pacing classico?
>UAE gave up
>>142171492Turned out to be a great training last year didn't it? also he seems to have fun doing lead-outs for Jappe
>>142171582He's doping. Lance was the same way. Lance never looked tired ever
I confuse nu jumbo and bora shirts
>>142171587They're pacing for wout
attack bardet
>>142171582He always looks like that.Looks so smooth on the bike.
ATTAQUE THERMONUCLEAR BARDET
ALLEZ ROMAIN
>>142171613Huh, Bardet is here?
Bardet just won the tour
It's Mohover
Great attack by romain
>Bardet stage 1 win and yellow jerseyALLEZ ALLEZ ALLEZ ALLEZ ALLEZ ALLEZ ALLEZ ALLEZ ALLEZ ALLEZ ALLEZ ALLEZ ALLEZ ALLEZ ALLEZ ALLEZ
Phil Ligget mentioned on the US brodcast that Pantani died of a drug overdose
Wtf is this slow pace. Bardet shouldn't be able to attack like that
Phil Liggett is so old and confused at all times
>>142171608Yeah they look too similar which is a fuck up on their parts
>30 seconds on the peloton in 1 minutePAS NORMAL
Bardet finally going for the KOM jersey?
>>142171653>>142171665why the fuck would anyone watch that one?
>>142171675stage WIN
>>142171692It's all I have on my television
piss of already
>>142171675no reason to target points before stage 4
>>142171704They hate him because he was sauber
>>142171700Use the Tiz stream and listen to based Carlton
>>142171608>>142171666I was already just thinking, I might get confused and think Rogla still rides for Visma at some point this Tour
if you don't believe in Bardet you don't believe in anything
>>142171707>no reason to target points before stage 4never heard such a retarded take
RAIN
>>142171726zoomers cant handle kirby
>>142171726I want to watch the race on my chesterfield
>>142171608especially since one of them is wearing the same helmet
>>142171704Sport does not need more doping presence. Or germans.
another TDF where Bardet is gonna push himself so hard that he will get sick
>>142171714they hate him because he's friends with Lance
>Bay still hyping MadsLet it go man
>>142171733I BELIEVE
>>142171760never seen an en*land flag in here before piss off
When will Poggers attack?
is today the day
Today, Mads wins
>bardet can't keep up with FVDB
>>142171798Fathieu van der Boel?
>>142171781Okay tourist
G-go bardet!
>>142171791who cares we got Bardet SOVL ongoing
Geh, young Frankie absolutely mogging his teammate Bardet, very based attempt from DSM though
>pissma pulling rolling for w*ut 2nd
this be not laché
Benoot Bedood
>>142171792I might cry seeing Bardet in jaune
>>142171781how new are you?
very comfy fortress
>>142171817Ik ook wat nood Benoot dood
buitifel
nice fortress
>>142171807>Okay touristdont flame yourself>>142171831you dont seem to be here often
Tiz is OUT, RTP is IN
>>142171837comfy
okay its gonna be a nothingburger stage afterallUAE is slurping dat semen
>>142171704Lance and Ulle should crash the party and make die Franzosen seethe
>>142171837>torture chamber of the inquisition
have my energy bardet
who is the ineos GC leader?are they even going for GC there team looks shit
>>142171905Carlito
>>142171781Lmao imagine outing yourself this bad
>>142171905Kwiato ofc
>>142171905Pidders
>>142171905the correct answer is Pidcock
>>142171905Sir Dawg Froome
>>142171852the anglo shizo has been here forever you retard
>>142171905Carlito, he has had a pretty decent season so far that's easily overlooked because he is so fucking boring
>>142171926ask anyone, dont pretend to be one of us, bong. youre just a tourist.
BASED HEALY
HEALY
BENNY HILL
>>142171905Carlito is a one man army doesn't need jobbers around him
BENNY HILL GOES
>>142171905Pisscock until he blows, then Kwiato for a day, and Carlito Third week. Trust the plan.
>>142171893>b-but church le BADkys
Benoît HEALY goes solo
Healy is such a mong on the bike
>hilly stage>Ben Hilly attacksscripted
>>142171967the britian shizo, with the union jack, but not with the actual england flag, jeez so many tourists.
>>142171970
>>142172002you're trying too hard
rape van spotted
>>142172002Are you actually retarded?
peloton looking boring
>>142171991>projecting this hardkys
Can the break make it?
>>142172028lol just accept that im right, im in here every day, there are only union jacks no england flags, thus they are tourists
>>142172035Probably because pogacar feels like shit
>>142172002>he doesn't know
Germans onces again proving themselfs the true worst posters on /cyc/
>>142172002
Do I carbload on oven fries or penne arrabiata tonight
>>142172040No
Mads still in the group wtf??
>>142172060Probably
I squeak in joy
>>142172070
ALLEZ VALENTINALLEZ ROMAIN
>>142172056during the Euros every brit has had an England flag, I don't know what to tell you
>Gall>Buitrago>Gaudu Any other frauds im missing?
>>142172035>jumbo to the front>race becomes boring
and if hes and old fag, hes a GT tourist so fuck him anyway
>>142172080Rusbert please pay more attention i beg you
Visma is the new ineos
>>142172056Fakten
>>142172091A Scottish guy just posted. PPATTT
>>142172093>lachekano
>>142172080You're surprised? They are riding at a leisurly pace, hence Bardet with a big gap in no time.
tejada looking for his buddy MAL
>>142172091wtf was wondering where the union jacks are
>>142172080He’s going for the mountain jersey
>>142172121That's the point you mong.
fake pace from visma, now I'm not sure anyone wants to win this
BARDET MAILLOT JAUNE
ATTAQUE DE VINGEG-
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Valentin ded
C'EST FINI, the Tour is over
>>142172153why are they even scared, the galibier is already stage 4 anyway
Madouas dying
>>142172131Dumb tourist.
only one climb leftsurely UAE will do something as was hyped by everyone
Benny Hill chasing potatoes.
BARDET cockblocking MADOUAS' kom jersey
>>142172091Euros are a type of poster not a time range to be posted during. Now who looks foolish?
ACHOOSO
achooso at the back of the pedalton
>Aywhoso
ayuso dead
Ayuso struggling already he will be bottle bitch
benny hill always looks like he has scoliosis
>ajourd'hui madouas est mort
Adoodso
so much for AYUSO wanting to finish on podium
Ayuso is kinda over rated
UAE fucking up majorly, you just love to see it
bring in the ir camera. these frames look like they could hide a motor
>>142172227the Hirschi special
CAM ON ROMAIN SCORE SAM FACKING JAUNE
TOTALCAVSHITDEATH
>>142172227but that's the number 31
>squekers gives it all first stage to get the jaune because that's their best chance every year the same
>>142172295c*v forgotten and left in the dust
>tfw put 10 euros on Healy at 50x 30 minutes ago
>>142172279>4th best climber dead>fucking up majorlyLol, the danes will never not make mel augh
Peloton is dead and gone
FVDB should betray Romain
>>142172295Manxmissile status: decomissioned
no eco terrorists today? wtf step up the game gretasisters
>>142172343>bragging about being 10 euros poorer
cam on Jonas just one cheeky attaque on the next climb
so why didn’t Healy wait till last climb?
>>142172343Gambling is against God
>>142172355imagine if they make it to the line and he's obviously the better sprinter
pisma not being yellow is a warcrime
>>142172380ADHD Zoomer
Visma cannot hope to bring that gap down unless they make matteo or fishman work, which they wont
>>142172355That would be too kino, we're not ready for that just yet. Yates/Pogacar betrayal will be our main course.
pogačar COOKED
>>142172355Imagine if DSM give that order....
>>142172380he likes long attaques, still probably a mistake though
>>142172372french farmers are surely cooking something up tho
>>142172391LIDL will help them on the 20km flat after the last climb for Mads
>>142172380last climb is easier
>scott
>>142172375peloton will do nothing fren>>142172382not gambling when its I-dont-care-to-lose-it money
Kwakobsen kwaked by Kwabendish.
>jakobsen lachée from gruppo cavenshitjesus christ just kill him
>2 DSM at the front>2 DSM at the back
DSM bookending the race. Pottery.
>Jakobsen off the Cav groupHOLY FUCKING KEKEKEKEKEKEK
Fatio Jakwabsen can't even keep up with Kwak Cavenshit
>>1421724162 minute is a lot though and you need to keep a leadout
>>142168704New thread when
>FATKOBSEN
>coke from spectatoris that legal??? hello UCI???
>>142172442>falling behind a geriatric that puled earlier todayjesus
looks like jumbo visma are riding in different kits this year
>>142172445>>142172448The faster Fatio Fatkobsen abandons the faster they can go all in on Bardet. He's going all out here.
>>142172442now that's a kwab if I've ever seen one
>tfw you will never be Sammarinese
>>142172427He’s not getting closer THOUGH
>>142172460yesim not sayin they will catch Bardet but its gonna be close as it stands now
>>142172483Hmmm, yes it seems so. I was wondering why I couldn't spot them
>german cuck commentator pissing himself because you can easily buy weapons in san marino
I don't see them bringing back 2 (two) minutes on this easy climb unless they explode or it's a headwind
Lmao Healy has the EPO bleach cut
I wish my aim in games was as fast as I am hitting the mutebutton when jens on the bike appears
>>142172516lmao, whats with your commentatorsare they from california or something
>>142172516just wait until we reach France again and the daily lectures of Nass about the horrible war crimes the Germans committed there
Inb4 Wout wins 2nd place sprint 5 seconds behind Bardet lel
holy shit dsmsisters I kneel
>>142172551
>>142172522going for that virenque look
the peloton just likes semen too much
such blatant rigging
why are bardet and van den broek attacking when jakobsen is struggling at the back of the race?
>no pogi attack to protect achoososad
sheikh not looking good
>>142172587Only a cuck pins the 13 upside down.
>Juan just pedal faster bro
D I D I
>>142172610to win
>>142172614no problem, vingo will attack instead
>>142172614>attacking on a cat3 climb with 30km of flat after
Didi spotted.
>>142172610why is kwabkobsen struggling at the back of the race instead of attacking with bardet and van den broek
Holy shit Bardet is winning this stage
Jorgenson should do a cheeky attack to stress UAE
>>142172627hmmm, fuck
>>142172639would be kino
very comfy castle
D. D.
Hahahaha, Kelderman already plastered in bandages, and stage 1 hasn't even finished yet
Apparently CARAPAZ 30 (torty) seconds behind the gruppo principal
San Marino being a country makes no damn sense
seems impossible to suffer in San Marino
squeakeurbros, we got got this
>>142172666thought he wasn't even going for GC since he got sick or something
yes, this is their own country
Frank should do a betrayal
SLAG
>>142172647brotherman this climb is nothing with very long descent you’re not winning le tour here
>>142172672>tf>tp
man somehow I find myself rooting for the fish
>>142172691Might not be true, tracking says KELDERMEME is even behind him and clearly he's not
>>142172704brotherman im not saying he is gonna win the TDFjust attack to fuck with UAE a little
>>142172610To OTL him so they don't have to do work for him on flat stages and can just focus on their goals instead.
All the psyops in the world and pissma is looking strong to the surprise of nobody
harlot watching the tour. she can't abort in San Marino.
>>142172717the kelderman tracking is the team car I found out a while ago
hoping for a frankie win
>>142172516I hate this faggot.I wish they'd just let the stream commentary duo do the whole thing.
TODAY IS THE BARDAY
UAE surely saving the push for the last climb
>>142172729you had one chance, take the shot 2 seconds later
>Tibet flagsTdF stream was cut in China
>>142172749Its less than 5% and theres 25km to Rimini
>>142172725>gets closed down by IneosGood move.
you just know the descent will kill the break and the hopes and dreams of french yellow
>>142172737oh yeah he must have switched bikes after the chute
>>142172766>thatsthejoke.bitmap
>>142172749visma ain't believing in W*UT and UAE is saving achooso. Bardet already won this
>>142172749they half way over it.......
>>142172784carapaz also switched bikes so it makes sense
Imagine if he lets the dutch literal who win
will Jonas pull for Wout today?
come remco do something
CHUTE
bora wagie has fallen
chute commicale support crew
>>142172801don't even joke
>>142172801has Bardet ever been in the yellow jersey before?
>>142172805imagine Jonas falls while fighting with Mads for position
chute comicale Redbull
waterman KWAB
>>142172836No
patje rather sent this jobber than allah
>>142172801he's gonna drop him on the descent
>>142172836Of course not. Alaphilippe is the only active French cyclist who has worn it
>>142172860it's about sending a message
this has to be a joke
poor Wilco
>>142172801Dutch team respect the ordnung
van den Broek found the hidden Hirschi stash
dégueulasse
>>142172860Vervaeke is one of Remco's boys. He was immense at the Vuelta they won
This shit is scripted for Netflix
Healy losing time on the easy climb
Not healthy to sweat this much
FUCK YOUUUUU INEOS
WHEREVER I AM, I MUST PULL
>Bardet drool
BIG
>>142172916nah, uae is saving ayuso and visma doesn't believe in w*ut, simple as
im afraid Romain is gonna give this to the young lad
What for Kwiato pulls?
Ineos going to chase it down for shitcock no freebies in le tour
>>142172943this is Romain's final tdf, there's no way
>ineos Lmao what??? They are the new Movistar kwabs
>>142172943No way the sponsor allows this. exposure of romain getting yellow on his last tour is much bigger
that's some special kind of rampa
>>142172947How SILLY
>Mads in yellow
goddamn all out descent
Attacks in the descent incoming
Have we decided on the drinking game rules yet? How many/What kind of shots for each église and château?
Waar Mads?
Ef doing what exactly?
>>142172973The sponsors are mainly Dutch though, but I agree that this one has to be for Bardet
>>142173003for Berttiol
25km to go everyone
>>142173016cocks out
>>142173016thx bro
>+27'50"
i have a dream of a late Remco attack
Bardet will win the TOUR GC i think
>>142173038>fatkobsen even further behind
Squakbros...the dream is dying
>>142173015Yes but why leave it this late?
I love how she looks a little bit retarded
>>142173057Vaughters is retarded
EF are doing this for those Netflix shekels
sus
>>142173051Weekend Warrior Berts on this thread could drop Fatbio
they’re losing time fast
GRANDE BETTIOL
>1'20it's over
>>142173074she sounds like that aswell
what about group jakobsen? or did he manage to join cav again?
>squeakersistersis the dream over?
DSM doing the Portuguese trick
what a nothinburger stage
>Ayuso's coach is San Millan unlike Pog, Yates, Almeida who have Sola>drops on stage 1The bald fraud strikes again
>>142173139what are you talking about
>>142173074>here bert you can have my sweaty bibs i dont need them anymore
>>142173140>just do z2 bro
>>142173139>opening mountain stage of tour de france>gonna end with a mass sprint this is cycling in 2024
>>142173147For GC it's a complete nothingburger, but knowers knew this
>>142173147Basque stages last year were better desu
>>142173182Missing LAFAY
>>142173182no lafay no party
>>142173147he expected le pogacar push
Lafay would have won the stage already
>>142173182Tomorrow is like the basque stages. Pogacar will certainly attack
Is there a nice and positive live chat place? Tiz has the Tasha handicap cunt who bans you for celebrating Vingegaard.
will cav make it or nah? the time keeps going up and up
last year all tour was a bore
>>142173232idiot tourist
>>142173220>Tiz has the Tasha handicap cunt who bans you for celebrating Vingegaard.Good
this stage is missing a big brigde
>>142173220holy based
>>142173220yeah I wonder where you could discuss the race live, maybe even post some pictures as well
>>142173262imagine the echelons
>>142173220/sp/cyc/
>>142173220/cyc/ once you hide all the non-czech flags
>>142173220wtf I love Tiz chat now
we're going to the beach berts, where bertolos demand money to use their bitches, uh I mean beaches
that motor is riding very close gotta give Bardet the royal escort
>>142173251are you crying?
Cav just broke 30
hahah nice audio message
>Italo-French RAI
motopacing when?
>>142173312uh I mean beeches (fagi)
They can stop this fucking team radio gimmick right now, adds fucking nothing
>>142173330no
yeah FVDB has the betrayal look on his faceit's brewing
>>142173340>brdprd!
Don't like these scott bikes. Not very /fa/.
show us the fucking pedalton and who is pulling
This shit better finish fast I want to watch footy
VDB barely breathing
I want to believe
>>142173366funny that's an optional feature, sporza doesn't pay for it, so we never get them on our broadcast
FVDB has the opportunity to become the most hated man in France
I've seen enough. Jonas is winning
>>142173381looks better with deep wheels but that seat tube style is not for me either
>>142173381I actually quite like the foil, but the paintjob and the entire DSM team colours for that matter, are absolutely horendous.
inb4 FVDB starts playing games
>>142173408he's fine
>>142173398I think and hope it's over.
They wont make it. Sorry frenchberts.
MWW status?
MADSADS
planes
What if Decathlon dopage wins?
>>142173437based control room keeping things tight other teams could never
>>142173390
How the fuck is the group still this big
its over for Bardet
>>142173437>acting like he had any doubtPsyoping once again
>>142173448Based Jumbo doing favors for Trek to form alliance against the great satan
>VismaCHADS now workingSo over frogfarts, it never even begun!
Anybody have a list of everybody in the pedalton?
Visma believe in WvA I guess.
>>142173401I'm watching on Discovery plus, because I can switch to ambient sound, or "Geen linguistische inhoud" as they call it nowadays.
>>142173472it's not your dad's peloton anymore
>>142173390but we will win
these roads are so wide peloton should gain it there’s three teams with potential winner there Mads Yellow is probably most likely to happen now
>>142173485use the livecenter on the tour website
Wout Van Aert in the ideal position
inb4 chute that takes out one of the tour favorites
>>142173366Getting "I'm gone, I'm dead" was worth it
C'est fini. Terminé.
>>142173483>the great satanKek, based and french collateral damage pilled
>>142173472Easy climbs
>>142173508>loses to Mads
cam on DSM ladsfor once I'm cheering for you
>>142173437>WE HAVE A DREAM (tm)fuck this zoomer shit
hows wout getting cucked today
>>142173518
>van den berg in the peletonlame, bettiolbros we're fucked
>>142173371um this thread is clearly about Jonas, isn't it?
MWWWW
>>142173437thanks obama
>>142173508>*reminds you of brabanst pijl and amstel gold*
Pogi mouth closed
>>142173546Pedersen will smoke him
Consider this:>Rui Costa win
Pog looks so fresh. I would be dying in this heat
>>142173515yes, but that's the only one I remember from last year.
>>142173507They say Groenewegen is still in the Peloton though
FUCKING SHIT SPANISH TV GOING TO EURO WTF
Just got home from work Berts, did I miss anything?
>>142173562He's faking it, he's a narcissist
>>142173588no way
>>142173588>these digits>GroenewegenHA
I've seen enough, memco in yellow
What if Bilbao wins?
>>142173603based knower
>>142173588way you lying bertman
>>142173620Memco vliegt over de handlebar
Jorgenson prime hjælper mode
What if Aranburu wins?
>>142173625Then I win some money
REMCO flamme rouge attack
Bardet needs French motopacing. He can't win with these italian cats
>>142173645That's still very good for him
>>142173666Anon...
>>142173671don't make me hope
what if poga wins
What is happening with Quinn Simmons? No racing since Strade, suspect. I know he's had issues with Trek who are pathetic. Hope he leaves soon. Contracted to 26' though.
>>142173645What site is this?
>18 km/h headwindbardetbros it's all against us today
Jorgenson full dom cuck another vismoid psy op in the trash
>>142173690lots of squeaking
keeping Gr. Cav during the entire race is a humiliation ritual. Now we just need Gr. Jakobsen
>>142173704the race center on the official tour website
some are gonna die here
c'mon bardet score some fucking watts
>>142173738hopefully
>>142173729Oh I see it now
Engage motopace
>>142173738Wilco don't do it again
>>142173738perfect for Mads
I still believe!
RIDE YOU CUNTS 35 SECONDS
lol
How am I supposed to pick out wout when a whole team has his dumb helmet now
>>142173729They say Kelderman is dropped but I still see him in the peloton
Is the DSM DS drunk or something?
if they don’t close before highway end it’s over
They are gonna make it !
uh oh
>>142173782swapped bikes because he chuted
We are gonna have a field day with the cope radio just like in /f1/
Trek can’t close lmao bunch of shitters
Bardet getting the pace now
Italian timekeeping at it again
>>142173782we already discussed this, the transponder is on the team car
Not 34 seconds..
c'mon bardet
Gap below 30, it's ogre.
One of the first victims of the 2019 Remcomania where a lot of teams yoinkt those talents straight out of the junior ranks into the world tour, because it worked with Remco
>>142173796no way
het is een dubbeltje op z'n kant michel
EF CULOYUMBO CULOLIDL CULO
Not making it, lame
>21KAM ON ROMAIN SKORE SOME FUCKING WATTS
kek psyop'd by the timer
ALLEZ BARDET
WHAT A SLURP
they're in direct line of sight
KOM SÅ MADS
it's over squeakersisters
rogue cameraman trying to motopace
>>142173829>>142173702
that frank guy would have won if he didn't go back for the weak frenchman
trekt op niks
alles op een zakdoek michel
Bilbao spotted
>AG2R commisaire pushing to moto away
Its Bardover
its time
>>142173857IT'S OGRE
its over dey hea
Frauds Pedersen has too many helpers left, its over for Bardet
Bardet should launch Frank
Jorgensen pas normal
HERE WE GO
LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
ALLEZ ALLEZ ALLEZ
wtf they are making it
HAHAHHAHA >TREKBAHAHAAHAHHA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
great finale for the first stage anyway
They did it!
FUCK YESHAHAHAHA 3OUT
w3ut
BASED AND TROP NORMAL
SOVL
Wout would've won if Jonas pulled
KINOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOwout "ik heb al genoeg tweede plaatsen" finishes 3rd
THEY CAN DO IT AHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
kino
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO>Wout 2ndAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHHA
HHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, KWAB VAN AERT
>WOUT
WOUT WINS THE SPRINT
pogi 4th
KINO
BARDEEEEEEETWOUT 3RD HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Tres bien!
KINO STAGE
Embarassing performance by Wout as usual
BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED
based good ending
>>142173786>>142173844>>142173854>>142173863>>142173876>>142173891>>142173893>>142173903APOLOGISE
ALLEEZZZZZZ ROMAIIIINNNNNN
>the absolute state of Education First cycling
>3OUT
Wtf happened to fads
incredible
HAHAHAHHAHA FUCK W*UT
BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED
Van den Broeck pas normal
Lol Wout as always
Nice. Pity it wasn't in FranceMassive slurp by the pedalton
SOVL BARDET>W3UTSOVL BARDET>W3UTSOVL BARDET>W3UTSOVL BARDET>W3UTSOVL BARDET>W3UTSOVL BARDET>W3UTSOVL BARDET>W3UTSOVL BARDET>W3UT
thats crazy. pinot never took the maillot jaune in his career, or the leader jersey in any grand tour for that matter
>not even giving your domestique the victoryWhat a jew lmao.
holy shit based
French motos made that win. Cool anyhow.
WE DID IT SQUEAKBROS
Tearing up
it's so fitting that Bardet wins the yellow jersey in Italy.
I'M SCREAMINGBARDEEEEEEEETTTTTTTTTTTT
>WOUTHAHAHAH
>>142174028i’m shitting on trek lol seems like fads frauderson couldn’t sprint anyway
WHAT A FINAL. BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED. FUCK THE SLURPERS
HOLY SOUL
Bardet gifted that, Frank would have won.
Wout back to his job of stealing bonis from Pogi
you're welcome frenchies
>>142174010Lel, it's over
>>142174028I KNEEL SQUEAKERSISTERS
VIVE LA FRANCE
One day in yellow then back to irrelevancy
beste man in koers
Finally a good day for squeakers
Grug would have closed that gap
vive la france napoleon forever
>>142174103what a legend
Lol
JESUS FUCKING CHRISTINCREDIBLE
do what you want cheaters we already won
GoodFuck sprinters, hate them
Retard pog is going to sprint for nothing all tour isn't he?
BASEDPEDALTON BTFO ALLEZ ROMAIN VIVE LA FRANCE
>>142174103He WILL be remembered
top 10
>Neither Jonas nor Roglic working for their teammate Wout
The power of friendship
first breakaway win on the first stage of the TDF since when?
>pidcuck 11th
That was beautiful
>>142174138>nooooooo, you can't do a 10 second effort after doing z2 the entire day
Frank has that Monkey mouth pheno type you see in low lands
>>142172551WOAH>>142174177
>Bardet winning in ItalyI'm not surprised, he will crack on Galibier
dutch pundits are literally screaming at Bardet for not giving the win to the dutch lad
C'est tout simplement incroyable. Tout simplement phénoménal.Allez Romain, mon beau frère, tu enrichis le sport de ton âme.
>Romain Bardet is the first Frenchman in 63 years to win a road stage on the opening day of the Tour de France.
GC
>>142174213>Poortogeese in charge of thinking ahead
>>142174237You cannot defeat him. He already won.
>>142174251are they dumb? the boy would be literally assassinated the second they step into France
>>142174271He just needs to hold it until Nice now
>>142174251And they are absolutely right.
>>142174251dumb suckers, what exactly did they expect?
>>142174177These guys are all in everybody's Veloteams
kek the DSM team radio
>>142174271Wout in pole position to take the stage + green + yellow tomorrow
can't wait to see that shitty DSM team forced to control the race tomorrowputting jakobsen on the front immediately
>Yeah woohoo le heckin' french winner yipee! Literally only won it because a 23 year old dutch kid gave it to him. Cringe slurp from behind as usual.
W3UTSISTERS...
>>142174304Good sportmanship.
>bardet wins a stage because the moto runs over Fuglsang>bardet wins a stage because the moto gave them blatant pacing
>>142174321
Dutch commentators absolutely seething at bardet for not giving the win to our boy
>>142174271>Romain in yellowcrazy stuff didnt think this was gonna happend in a million years at his age
>>142174251He’s young and strong he’ll get his chances
I noticed the bracelet Bardet has on, probably from his kid
>>142174400Absolute brainlet take
Soul, poor Romain.
>>142174331San Luca finish is made for Pogi
Do you believe in miracles? Yes!
only thing that matters is TOTAL ANGLO DEATH
I'm so happy
>>142174400Getting the yellow jersey is rare as fuck. Bardet never got it despite podiuming the race multiple times.
Fuck, thought about picking Bardet as the 8 pointer in the last spot, but decided to go for Vlasov.
good one
who is that women guest in studio?
>30 EIKING Odd Christian
will Sporza start the "Wout would have won if Jonas pulled" schizo slop now?
>>142174367Can't get rid of moto pacing, but this was a bit too much.
>>142174469He ain't doing shit the rest of the race.
>>142174271>wout needed to sprint to holdback bonni’s from pogacar humiliation ritual
>Eurosport interviewing Eurosport
>>142174490That's Orla
>>142174528Kek
>>142174513Probs, low cunts are mentally ill.
Does this counts as honorary victory for Wout?
>last DSM radio gimmick is just the DS screaming go go incoherently
>>142174496Ah... Romain Bardet Sr the elder, a notable rival of Poulidor, Merckx et al
>>142174271>it's time for your daily sprint to prevent pogi bonis w*utKEK WHAT A KAWK
Full on doping studio here. Both Valjavec and Brajkovič are in.
>Pick Bardet in Giro>Does nothing>Ignore Bardet in Tour>Immediately wins
>Bruyneel said a source in the UAE camp told him that Pogačar has improved 13 to 15 watts when compared to the Giro and has dropped his weight from 65.5kg to 64kg.
>>142174555he means Dani
>>142173682came 6th though?
>>142174642Need Bozic and Spilak and then all the boys are together
>>142174555clearly not
Wout in green tomorrow or Van Gils in white?
FUCK W*UT
Cavendish on a 250w E-Bike vs Prime Jonas, who would get dropped?
>>142174689Beautiful woman
Why didn't Vingo pull for Wout?
>wout already crying in his interviewrough
>>142174689would
>>142174725Fthey will treat him better at bora
>>142174725Really? Poor dude is completely broken. I'm sure watching grug dabs on everyone must have been though
>>142174694Wout in green
>>142174672Aranburu never wins anything. Why would you ever think he could?
>>142174725He should’ve left jumbo two years ago
Maxim VAN GILS in white tomorrow
>>142174725maybe he should just pedal harder instead
>>142174762kek meanwhile grugman just chilling 20 minutes behind without a care in the world
>>142174725serves him right kek
Cav arriving in Rimini when?
>>142174725Welcome to Bora
Apologise.
>>142174854I KNEEL
https://x.com/Eurosport_NL/status/1807080664807727153>KHRote Klasse>KHRote Klasse
>>142174854never
>>142174762The cx season was already pure torture. Add to that the spring classics and I don't even know how he finds the will to still try.
I am already looking forward to the episode of french joy over Bardet + Jumbo Niermann seethe over Motos and Wout screaming 'Godverdoemme onmogelijk'
belgien berts please i beg youa gif of Wout crying is what we need
>>142174854hell freezes over before i like that team
Squakers on twitter love van den Broek. They want to knight him
>>142174768He's my boy
Cringe first day to set to frame for the worst tour de france in 100 years.
>>142174925Sporza broadcast already stopped so i’m waiting for the article
>>142174854Its pretty cool a cult can have a successful cycling team.
Romain Bardet in the maillot jaune.
FVDB better get combatif
>>142174975he's doing good for his first WT season>wins a 2.pro stage race>carries bardet to yellow
They don't give the jersey on the podium anymore?
>>142175066He did, and Green and White
>wout, after recovering from such a heavy fall, being able do this already, it must feel good>pauses>yeah, it does... feel... good...>snickers>puts heads down>cries
Vingegaard is good enough for now to stay in the main groups.He will only get stronger, especially he should peak in the 3rd week.
squeak
>>142174873Watching the picture-in-picture feed of t'Missile
>>142175066Cav should get it for finishing the stage
>>142175083they stopped with that during Covid
>>142175090
>>142174995>Wherever I am I must be contrarian and over exaggerate Jump off the cliffs of Dover already schizo
>>142175077I first noticed him the Dutch NC last year, he nearly cheated the big boys before van Baarle and van der Poel pulled him back
>>142175090netflix next year already gonna be good
Cavenshit is still like 20 km from the finish as we speak
>>142175090KWAB
>>142175090the team loves to humiliate him but I lost all my sympathy years ago
>>142175090that’s just sad
Rog looks high af in the post race interview. Can't stop smiling lel
>>142175166DSM dev team produces a lot of good riders, kinda the polar opposite of the real team
>>142175090waar video
>>142175104Cav didn't finish the stage yet, he's still riding
>>142175090maybe he's just happy for Romain
he looks like a boy
ITS UPhttps://sporza.be/nl/2024/06/29/emotionele-wout-van-aert-3e-vecht-tegen-de-tranen-3-maanden-na-zijn-val-dit-doet-heel-veel-deugd~1719675681805/?utm_source=CopyToPasteboard&utm_medium=social
>>142175090HAHAHAH FUCK W*UT
Is there a good angle of G2's sprint?
>all of FDJ hard droppedwtf are they doing?
>>142175284i dont have a lelgien VPN so i can't see it
>>142175229But he didn't really come from DSM dev though, he only transfred to them mid season 2023
>”Dat doet heel veel deugd", vecht Van Aert tegen de tranen. Waarna hij even een momentje voor zichzelf nodig heeft. "Ik heb echt een zware periode gehad, dus ik schrik er niet van dat ik zo emotioneel reageer."it’s rather happy tears over his rough period fuck you belge bert for hyping this up
>>142175325starving themselves to see who has the most visible veins
>>142175394KWAB
>>142175284HAHAHAHAHAHH
>>142175328too bad stinky boy
>>142175330yes you are correct
>>142175325Everyone except Madouas at least 18 minutes back. Gaudu hasn't even arrived.I get being squeaky clean, but fucking hell.
group stier arriving
>>142175325Lel, Gaudu and Lenny aren't in the +18:46 group
>>142174251"And can I be the first to say this was completely unjustified? This was for Frank van den Broek. And I don't care if nobody at DSM wants to talk to me anymore. But this one should have been given to the 23 year old. He earned it, he rode for it himself, and he was the strongest even in the final. It's a 4th for Bardet, this won't change his career. Sure, it's yellow. But you couldn't divide it fairly today, so you should have given it to the strongest today, and his name was Frank van den Broek"good seethe lmao
>bardet has never won a stage in le giroLol what a fraud.
And we're off.
>>142175603Who is this? Klef Cement or Trobby Baksel?
>>142175506Being clean is one thing, but they still need to be in shape.
>day 1 OTL tracker cam
>>142175666appreciate the effort to get the emojis in
>>142175652who the fuck is that in the middle?
>podium thots
>>142175666VERY good start in 7th! lovely trips too
>>142175765Me.
>>142175603The power of belgian seethe flows through this guy
ayuso will get a rider portrait tomorrow by france.tv. the first one was Bardet but they didn't knew that he would win.
>>142175666>/elite/ top 100
Mark "Project 35 (Minutes after the Finish)" Cavendish
>>142175666I only just realised Campenaerts was in the main group, he will be a nice addition to the Visma team next year.
>>142175900He's still young, just give him some more time.
>>142175934Heh... My boy M.Cavz...
Lutsenko at +24:40, what does he even do?
> KELDERMAN Wilco +0:48Fraud of the day.
expected more from gregoire to be honest
FDJ is a dying team, WATSON off to INEOS soon
>>142176038I expected more from MADOUAS Valentin.
new thread >>142176022new thread >>142176022new thread >>142176022
>>142176038they probably went all in saving gaudu
>>142176024Give him a break, he crashed and did some pulls in the end, did you expect him to stay up there in GC or something?
>>142176120he was in 10 minutes before gaudu so no
>>142176003ride the gigajuice like 2 or 3 days per season where he's untouchable
>>142176164gigantisch faal
