Alex Pereira vs. Jiri ProchazkaBrian Ortega vs. Diego LopesAnthony Smith vs. Roman DolidzeMayra Bueno Silva vs. Macy ChiassonIan Machado Garry vs. Michael Page
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>>142170120jerryirtegasmiffsilvaMVP
>>142170196Alex PereiraDiego LopesAnthony SmithMayra Bueno SilvaIan Machado Garry
>>142170196PereiraOrtegaLoinheartSilvaPage
>>>/wsg/5603134holy shit bisbong just heemed aspinall!
>>142170196SamuraiOrtegaSmithChiassonIan Machado Garry
>>142170196Jiri ProchazkaDiego LopesRoman DolidzeMacy ChiassonIan Machado Garry
>>142170333tom wasn't clutching his leg he was defending his
>>142170196PereiraOrtegaDolidze SilvaGarry
>>142170525Stay strong Vickbros, we've come back from worse
I could heem every last of you poofters ITT.
>>142170196Jiri "The Last Samurai" ProchazkaLopezSmiffChiassonMVP
>>142170562You'll do nothing.
During the investigative actions in the hall of Abdulmanap Nurmagomedov, security forces were looking for Khabib Nurmagomedov. As Mash learned, they wanted to have a conversation with him about Gadzhimurad Kagirov, a liquidated terrorist who trained at the club of the ex-UFC champion.Security forces searched the hall on Yusupov Street until approximately 20:00. Khabib was not found. We learned that he has not been in Russia lately. That’s why Nurmagomedov’s partner Shamil Zavurov came to the club. Law enforcement officers recorded athletes who could have been associated with Kagirov earlier, did not detain anyone, and left.The club named after Abdulmanap Nurmagomedov was checked for several days in a row. The day before yesterday they interrogated everyone who came out of training - they studied documents, phones and found out who communicated with the terrorist. Meanwhile, Khabib’s tax debt increased by another 2 million. Now he owes the Federal Tax Service 311,396,575 rubles.
>>142170586Watch your mouth old man!
ive been looking at the chakra veins recently..samurai win coupled with a gane announcement coming soon
I just got back to the UK after having served 8 years in a US jail for the offence of crossing state lines in order to stream UFC 200.
>>142170196PoatanOrtegaDolidzeMacyMachado
>>142170597Okay, so now this is obviously about Khabib making enemies in the russian government He pissed someone off, and now they're trying to press him everywhere they can. He dubai brazza now
>>142170597sounds like somebody doesn't like khabib and is looking for an excuse to drain him of cash
Uh!.... We going all the way back to 2000 with this one.... UH.... UHHHH! ...... LET'S GO!Zeem in now zeem out!Zeems up now zeems down!Zeem up! Zeem up!What you gonna do now?!Keep zeemin' zeemin' zeemin' zeemin'!What!?Keep zeemin' zeemin' zeemin' zeemin'!C'mon!Keep zeemin' zeemin' zeemin' zeemin'!Yeah!Keep zeemin' zeemin' zeemin' zeemin'!Now I know you'll be loving these zeems right here!L-I-M-ZEEM, BISCUIT is right here!So people in the house put those zeems in the air'Cos if you don't zeem! Then we don't zeem!
>>142170597>Meanwhile, Khabib’s tax debt increased by another 2 millionkek
4chan flag system is classifying me as Welsh even though I am in an English county that merely borders Wales. Who should I report this hate crime to? My own local authorities, or the jurisdiction that 4chan.org is registered under?
>>142170597This >>142170842
Jamahal Hill did NOT stand on business
>>142170910Just reset your router dumbo
>>142170938Jamahal looks like he died on the inside 5 times in that one clip
Today
fazza... you know dis
Khabib did nothing wrong
smiffbros, how are we feeling?
>>142170196Alex via KOLopes via TKOSmiff via decisionMayra via decision Page via decision
>>142171292
CHAMAn
>>142171361the black man marches on
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>>142170196prokofievlopessmiffsilvaian machado garry
>>142170525>>142170546Alves is based as fuck
>>142171292Tonight will be the Return of the Mack
>>142171292Cant blame smiffcestors fr fr
Fuck You Bulgaria
>>142171583https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QWxJWQSKP-g
>>142171685Is this traviata?
Diego weighed 145 the night before weigh ins and got word they wanted to switch the fight to 155. I really hope he heems Ortega so far into the shadow realm that he retires.
>>142171583>>142171584the dualitaly of uomo
>>142171801the ufc queers made ortega bulk up to 155 then told him hes fighting at 145 on a weeks notice. ortega made 151 before almost dieing so they changed it to 155this is on the ufc
>>142171583
I'm gonna miss this spicy card because I have to catch a flight to India for a business trip baka
>>142171861Triangle City played the violin on dat shit dawg.
>>142170196PereiraLopesSmithSilvaGarry
>>142170120If Pereira loses, what do you think is the likelyhood that he takes the opportunity to move up to heavyweight and try for a third belt? If he needs some time to bulk, it'll probably be after Jones has fully ducked Ass-painal and retired after Stipe.
BLACK MAGIC WILL BE PURIFIED TONIGHT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>142171828fair point
>>142171961I think it's more likely that he'd get - and want - an immediate rematch
Poopyhandsisters this our timeChama
>leaving your native religion and become MuslimCringe>leaving your native religion and becoming Shinto samurai Based
>>142171982in his name
>>142171961I don't think he will, the rematch and trilogy would be there and they're still angling for Jizzy Pereira 3(5) champ vs champ
>>142172038
Did we get confirmation on the pendant that Jiri was wearing at the final face offs? Alex clearly recognized it. Is it possible it is some sort of Brazilian magic-cancelling ward?
>>142171806kek
How can the UFC top James Vick's performance from yesterday? The heem was so brutal his opponent was crying.
>>142172425jiri dies
>>142170196>CHAMA>LOPES>LOINHEART>CHIASSON>MVP
>>142172425Jiri heems Alex equally hard and cries to the heavens for being forced to purge a worthy but ultimately fallen rival,That or one of the two women heems and cries because they're more emotional.
>>142171961Yes, it was one of his conditions to step in
>>142170120Fuck Dana
>>142172024His dad treated him like a Pokémon b, he had it rough
>>142170196poatanlopessmiffsilvamvp
>>142172264According to the internet:One was a Cornicello, some Italian horn that protects you from the „evil eye“.And the other one was a Asafetida bag, which protects you from evil spirits as well as breathing and digestive issues.
>>142172538Ortega is a real one, he saw 2 and 3 fingers and still kept it going
Don't fall for his tricks, Alex
>>142170196Alex Pereira via knockout (power hooks)Diego Lopes via technical knockout (ground strikes)Anthony Smith via decisionMayra Bueno Silva via submission (clit clamp)Michael Page via decision
>>142172058He's not muslim
>>142171861i miss Cortega bros
How does it feel knowing a 5'7" Thai man would completely BTFO Pereddit who needs to cut weight from 240 lb to win?!
>>142170196ProchazkaOrtegaSmiffChiassonMVP
>>142171421What a fag
https://rumble.com/v53tove-empathchan-twitter-compilation.html
>>142171828>dae le dana fault xDNot even reddit is this bad
>>142172678Yes he is
BrazzaBros...
>>142170196>Jiri>Ortega>SMIFF>WMMA LMAO (Silva)>Ian "My Wifes Son" Machado
>>142172791she has a point
>>142171982ALLAHU AKHBARMAY ALLAH PROTECT HIM, HIS MOST POWERFUL WALI.THE PROPHET(SALALLAHU ALEYHE WASALEM) FORETOLD US ABOUT HIS COMING.
Why is Pavlobitch still ahead of Volkgod in the rankings?
dagestan more like pakistanstan is a suffix meaning “where one stands” or “place of” in the Persian language
>>142172203>they're still angling for Jizzy Pereira 3(5) champ vs champOh my fucking god please no. If Jizzy gets the belt back and then gets to fight Pereira for his right after then he is officially more pandered than even Jon Jones is by daddy Dana. And if he beats Pereira again and gets double i am killing myself
>>142172906Nah he aintNever showed an allegiance as far as I knowNever does any Muslim hand signs and eats porkReciting the shahada don't make you a muzzie, that's the only vid I found about him being a muslim
is mark hunt retarded?
>>142170196JerryLopesSmiffBueno SilvaMVP
Biden should be a UFC referee
>>142172872mirin jerrys delts
>>142173203Yes
>>142170196Jiri OrtegaSmiffSilvaPage
>>142173230Biden should fight Trump at a catchweight for the presidency
>>142170196>pooera>lopes>dolidze >silva>mvp
magicbros... can we win tonight
>chandler waited years to fight a dude who became a tweeter champion instead of a ufc fighterahahhahahahahahahah
>>142172565That's interesting. The evil eye is basically people seeing into your soul, or in other cases, people scrying you from afar. So essentially, the Cornicello is preventing Alex' people back home from making the connection to Jiri from afar in order to cast their spells and the Asafetida bag is just a general ward in the event some magic does get through. I can't think of a better mind game to have played at the last moment and it clearly affected Alex. It's interesting because before I had thought Jiri was a complete hypocrite for criticizing Alex for using magic since he clearly uses his own form of "magic" in his mental preparations. But this points more towards Jiri taking a stand against other people involving their magic in a harmful way towards others and not being against one person to use magic to enhance his own performance.
>>142173526Show some respect. He's still going to be at 303 sitting on a chair in the corner because it's his event
chandler believed in gooby more than he believed in himself.disney movies for this archetype?
>>142170196Jiri ProchazkaBrian OrtegaAnthony "The" SmithMacy ChiassonIan Machado Garry
TFW no GF to watch UFC with
>>142170196PereiraLopesSmithSilvaMVP
>>142173098In the night and I'm lost following a evil star
Jamahal heems both Jiri and Alex in a 2v1 match.Give the real champ his rematch NOW.
Anthony Smith is the lock of the card... AGAIN.
>>142170196PoatanOrtegaSmiffSilva Machado
>walmartfag hit with too many offtopics
>>142173602>oh no, what will I ever do without a ratchet whore of a girlfriend?!
>>142173699TFW NO WALMART CUTIE GF
what was pvz purse for powerslep?
Jiri may criticize Alex for using magic, but he's just as bad himself, wearing talismans around his neck to try and use magic of his own. He's supposedly Christian, he should entrust his safety in the spiritual realm to Jesus alone, but I didn't see a cross around his neck
$3k and $3k
>>142173740OOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>142173512
>>142173792True European Christianity began as a synthesis of local paganism and Jewish cultism. This bullshit, nihilist, puritanism Christianity is only about 500 years old. Jiri knows EXACTLY what he is doing.
chimpy sleem
>>142173906how would caesar do in the poofc?
>>142171223
>>142173864>True European Christianity began as a synthesis of local paganism and Jewish cultismThis is a lie made up by secular scholars and muslims to discredit Christianity. Thousands of early European Christians were executed because they refused to perform sacrifices to honour the Greek or Roman gods. There isn't a single Saint or Church Father who would recommend using magical talismans to ward off evil
Protective holy magic to strengthen yourself and your will in battle vs evil curses and covenants with malignant beings to weaken your enemy from afar. Occultlets
>>142173551I think that Jiri doesn’t consider what he does to be “magic” because he’s just channeling his own willpower and trying to hone himself into the perfect weapon, whereas (to him) Pereira is making use of external forces.
*enters thread*
wonderboy is gaydober and dricus are bii know these things trust me
>>142173792Imma be real with you dawg, Jerry is retarded.
>>142174284Wonderboy is known to sleep around. He's straight
“Power Slap will be bigger than the UFC”- Dana White
pereira and jerry finna flush themselves in a trilogy
it's live btw
>>142171861Discount hanna kae
>>142174479やっぱり俺は問題ない
>>142174309>Wonderboy is known to sleep aroundLIES
>>142174537give it up brother, he's not gonna have sex with you
>>142174036Khabib!?
>>142174537He is, I've seen him sleep around with the elementary kids
>>142174071>This is a lie made up by secular scholars and muslims to discredit Christianity.What world are you living in? How do you think the process of cultures and religions moving into new lands/peoples works? That's the way it's worked for every religion/culture for all of time. Nothing is a black/white lightswitch.>Thousands of early European Christians were executed because they refused to perform sacrifices to honour the Greek or Roman godsYeah, because the Greek or Roman gods were neither Christ and the Abrahamic God nor were they their local, pagan gods. Being a pagan doesn't mean you're cool with worshiping whatever old god that you're told to worship.> There isn't a single Saint or Church Father who would recommend using magical talismans to ward off evilSo? He's not a nihilist. Like I said, he knows exactly what he's doing.>>142174202I don't know exactly what Jiri believes so I can't comment on it. But if he truly believes magic is real then he has to know that it isn't all "evil" and has to respect it. If not, or if he can't understand how what he does can be interpreted as magic, then he's an idiot and fuck him.
>>142173551It’s probably less about actual activated magic powers and more about breaking Alex‘ routine. Alex probably believes in some of this stuff knowing his upbringing and if Jiri can make him question his routine or make him doubt himself it might help. There seems to be some method to this madness.
THE PERFECT STORM
>>142174703Good point. It's great mind games.
Jiri and Alex are both cringe larpers
we need some proper /x/ lurkers to break down the validity of Jiri's black magic claims and what Jiri himself might be up to behind closed doors with the isolation stints.
>>142174807alex is more of a larper, jiri is just autistic (but authentic)
>>142174807playing pretend is their culture
>>142174937autism is not real. the word you're looking for his severe brain damage
Macgooby sisters...
make sure to screencap the adesanya schizo fan meltdown for me later because i will not be here lmao
>>142174807just like me
>>142171223What the fuck are those
>>142174973You're a chink with autism. You're here 24/7
>>142174973call it what you want, jiri's not a faker
>>142174976kino. is that a new mission?
>>142175057fat tail sheep, they're common in central asia
>>142175070word?
>>142172058The most retarded take i have ever seenShintoism is a ethno religion, islam is universal
>>142170196PereiraLopesDolidzeSilvaMVP
>>142175116Yeah you have to kill cannor
Heeminder James Vick's coach, who he still trains under and deeply respects, is a convicted rapist
>>142173098Dag meaning mountain in turkicStan meaning country in persian/iranianSo Dagestan mean mountain country
>>142175344Dag mean dog in gypsy
>>142174807Alex can get away with it because he is a Brazilian honouring Brazilian roots, jiri is a weeb that doesn't even practice samurai martial arts.
>>142173864Thats just catholicism
>>142173740My homie is a manager at Walmart. He wage slaved there since high school but now he swims in Walmart pussy and they pay his college tuition
>>142174807ThisAlex is a brazilian triracial mutt larping as pure native while jiri is a central european slav larping as japanese>>142175586Yeah atleast Alex has some native blood
>>142175593No
>>142170196PereiraLopezDolidzeSilvaGarry
>>142175701Catholicism is almost synchretic
>>142175670Damn he gets bottom of the barrel ethnic pussy?
>>142175744Why dana dont let fighters fight in shoes like before ?Looked cooler
>>142175773Every religion is almost synchretic
>>142174703I think it's also to prime himself, as a way to tell himself he'll triumph over everything, material or supernatural, no matter how everything is stacked against him. Pure performance.
daner btfo'd by an ESL
>>142170196PereiraOrtegaDolidzeChiassonGarry
when?
>>142176006>I will defend the featherweight belt at lightweightcool
>>142175860NoAlso it depends of what you call synchretic
>>142176103read the context
Alright, so what'll be the cope when Alex heems Jerry's dumb meathead ass this time? They're both retards but Alex is technically better, Jerry has developed zero legkick defense and still keeps his receded chin up in the air; he was getting pieced up by Ratshit. Magick is just a dumbass cope.
>>142176079le draft dodger face
what an absolutely dogshit thread
>>142176112Yes, using a valid interpretation of the word synchretic.We can do boring, one word/sentence negations of each others' posts all day long. Let me know when you're capable of showing the ability to flesh out an idea in a meaningful way and I might actually respect you.
>>142176249
>>142170196PereiraLopesDolidzeMBSCuckado Garry
Make the gamethread now
jiri seems shook this time, which makes him even more dangerous
>>142176079I just checked his record out of curiously. In my head I had built him up as some guy on an incredible steak but failing to get credit, and on route for big things. My life is a lie, I'm the last few years he's lost to mid level opponents :(
>>142176149the context is one is a last minute two week notice fight to save a card involving a fighter that was in the process of bulking to lightweight and medically couldn't make the cut despite trying up to the night before weighinsand the other is ilia who's been sitting at home for months and holds an actual belt in his division making an epic joke
>>142176629why? the event is hours away
why did cuckboy garry come across as the "good guy" in the presser? wtf is going on around here?!
>>142176935Is he really a cuck like O'Malley ?
the prelims started 2 bings ago
How much seethe will be generated this time?!?
opening stream to see my first american commercial of the dayaaaah wonderful an interracial lesbian couple with kids
what u guys talking about early prelims start in 5 bongs
>>142177305then dont watch lmfao, no one cares about german complaints
>>142170120Gamethreads and generals are completely different threads, retard. Use your brain next time or leave it to an American.
>>142170196JiriDiegoSmithChiassonGarry
>>142174479He did his pose on the scales
opening the website that is the official home of all people who dislike gay or interracial coupling.weird! everyone here literally begins their posts with "I'm a dumb bitch who got beat as a kid."
>>142177480hes the japanese jason talbottare they the same weight class? imagine if they fought
>>142177305true its yucky >>142177409i like watching black people getting heemed
>>142177536No, he's a flyweight. He's more like japanese Khamzat. Extremely dominant and creative wrestler. He's almost gotten twister variations twice on RTUFC.
>>142177628Frankly I don't know how you finish this any further. At some point you just have to concede your opponent has rubber for joints.
Got any... link?
tsuruya's kinda cuterei is a girl's name
>>142177819Polar opposites to masculine Rinya Nakamura's name.
>>142170196ProchazkaOrtegaDolidzeChiassonPage
>>142177958None of that landed and if it did it was altered by CGI
the most reddit main event since 295
How does jiri beat poatan?
we are here nowhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dnzdOzzIxRs
ian garry looked like he wanted to kiss mvp at the weigh in
>>142177746Type in champagne dev into Google, there is like a bunch of links thereGood luck Czech bros
>>142178260by punching him in the face
>>142170196JiriDiegoRomanMacyMichael
>>142178260Reverse curse technique nullifying poatan cursed energy forces him to do a binding bow that restrict the cursed spirit energy in poatan in exchange of negating jiri reverse curse technique, then is a territorial expansion duel where jiri might have the upper hand.
we need to do away with le ironywhat's the next evolution in humor?
yeah im thinking diego lopes heems ortega in the first 3 minutes
>>142178260Clinch, grappling, pressure to the cage, power of Christ to ward away dark magic.
Smiff has been acting weird this week. No shit talk, no ridiculous bravado/machismo. Just acting very zen and calm. This isn't a good sign Smiff-bros.
>>142178724jiri prochazka
Is the Cub Swanson hype real?
>>142178820he's too confident. jiri will show him what israel showed him.
Britbros, which is the channel that plays UFC ppvs with no commercials and promos. The one where we get to see the entire walkouts and corners between rounds? Just got IPTV and now have access to all of UK programming.
>>142178512Based anime protagonist jiri poorahasuka>>142178790I see a cheeky elbow from jiri in the clinchI kinda feel he will want to finish it in the middle of the cage thoHe does not use too much of tacticHe likes to wing it and wait for his opportunity
>>142178820How do fighters rehydrate so quickly?
>>142179093I think it's btvI know the channel from streams
>>142179201electrolyte beverage i imagine
>>142178961It was like 10 years ago
>>142178512
>>142179093TNT sports but there is ads in-between fights and during the prelim walkouts
>>142179201IV
>>142179322That's fucking illegal
>>142179201I have no idea, getting back 10kg in a night is nutsHow much water/food do they consume?!
>>142179317Thanks my dude. Do they air PPVs as well or just non-PPV events?
>>142179201pedialyte
>>142179333Brazza just a lidl bit intravenous never hurt nobady you know dis
>>142178185chama man and jerry are literally fr*cken' irl marvel superheroes
>>142179333Rakic mentioned being on IV's due to staph?! Or some kind of infection he got, before the jiri fightHe also said the ufc doctors gave him advise how to fool the state commission to not notice his elbow
>>1421792011.5 gallons of liquids and 4 meals
Be honest guys how many of you are cheaters who post multiple picks
>>142170196GOATanDiegoSmiffBuenoMVP
>>>/wsg/5603134
>>142179559NeverIts easy to notice tho
>>142179559only you
>>142179201IVs
>>142176154Everyone is picking Alex yet the betting odds are very close. Y’all are forgetting Alex has no wrestling and a soft chin. Jiri wins by GnP TKO and he wins the rubber match in November
>>142179585OH MY WORD
>gastelum isnt ranked
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dnzdOzzIxRswe're watching afrikan heemers
YUM
>>142179559I couldn't even imagine caring that much
>>142179381Most of them yeah. Conor cards and UK PPVs (not sure about 304 because that's on at American time) are the exception you have to pay extra for those
>>14217978840 years of age my god get your shit together
>>142179093if you really want to see everything as well as no ads then fightpass on a vpn is your best bet
>>142179848are those the spirits jiri was talking about?
>>142179623I literally didn’t consider that as an option until last week lolBut I wouldn’t do it. I’m not a smelly fuckin foreigner with no honor
You gotta be fucking kidding me. Welp, see you guys for 304
I was feeling pretty hyped for this card until I felt a lump on my testicles. now I'm wondering how long it's been there. can't remember the last time I checked for lumps. I know most lumps aren't cancer but you should still get it checked out because that kind of cancer is very very survivable if you catch it early. I'm fine with having 1 nut if it means not getting heemed. how much you think it's gonna cost me to get looked at? I have like $50 and no insurance because white trash american. I'm not even vaxxed
The two cards after 303 are wmma headliners
>>142180002>a check up is going to bankrupt me OH SAY YOU CAN SEE
>>142180098
pereira cant into the unorthodox fight style of jiri. you can see how frustrated he got when his conventional stance wasnt working
>>142176006Chadpuria better eyejab hollowreddit
interesting...
>>142180002>gonna bankrupt mego to the ER anon. they're required to provide service for anyone and when you tell them you're broke they'll write it offor find a free clinic in your area. every city has a free clinic
very interesting
Everyone forgetting Pereira is turning 37 years old in a week.
>>142180263> bankruptbrother... we're way past that. I've been eating one meal a day for the last decade. I have the Sean Woodson bodytype.
>>142180622Over 35 curse doesn't happen at 185 and above
>>142178961Cub has hype?
>>142180575>>142180621Tony had one of those against Nate and it split open in the 1st
>>142180575>>142180621FuckLooks like he has a gauze on the second picStaph infection?
>>142179559Most people submit multiple picks. Not me though.
>>142180798Staph usually makes a hole, not a big ass bump. I'm guessing Jiri had a knot from a shin clash in training and they drained it then bandaged it
>>142180575jerry bros...
>>142170196PereiraOrtegaSmithChiassonGarry
>>142180575This was almost a week ago.
>>142180858Yeah its some kind of injury but I don't think staph
>>142179559I've only won once and tried like 50 times. Why would I want to lose multiple entries
>>142180002>I have like $50 and no insurance because white trash american.No its because youre lazy low iq trash. I'm a white american and I have blue cross ppo with no copay and free prescriptions.
What would happen if someone entered the cage and fought with shoes ?Would the UFC care
>>142180268This doo a penis head
>>142170196PoatanLopesSmithSilvaPage
leggings at the weight in... what are you hiding jiri
>>142181089It's over.
>>142180978Wrestlers use to fight on the old ufc fights with shoes onI don't think they allow it anymoreThe referee in front of the cage would stop him and ask him to take the shoes offThey check for fingernails as well, not sure who it was but I remember a dude got forced to cut his toenails, I believe it was a black fighter
>>142170196JerryOrtegaDolidzeChiassonMVP
>>142180978>would the UFC care?mais oui
>>142181125It sucks because it look way cooler with shoes
>>142180932> low iqcomplete opposite. but being in advanced classes growing up isn't really a flax because it doesn't guarantee success.> lazynah. but that's what middle-class whites think of poor whites who don't have the same family safety net that they do.
It's uphttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tpwsO17JoCQ
>>142180575His shin will explode
Did any of you watch Daner on Club Shay Shay?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zum_RZnJDXo
>>142181269More like Chub Gay Gay
>>142180978It's not allowed in the rules. If it was, literally everyone would do it>Creates better traction on the mat>Protects the feet>Makes shooting takedowns much easier
>Shara fighting in ColoradoHow is this possible
>>142181269I don't even know who's shay shay is
>>142181404Former NFL player who rose to fame/meme status in the 2010s when he became co-host of a sport's talk show, now runs his own podcast. The guy is hilarious and oozes charisma, it's a natural fit
a gooby fight is essentially a reunion tour
Thoughts on MVP's walkout for tonight?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hRfsb5XBzvo
>>142181385I don't think he can pass the medical with one eye
>>142181838you could say he doesn't pass the eye test haha
>>142181385He's fighting in Colorado in 2 weeks?
>>142181385His Excellency, Turki Al Shik
>>142181686Brazilian Butt Lift Garry?mvp better win
>>142170196PoatanLopesSmithBueno SilvaPage
>>142179270Dude had a few bangers >>142180703Just memeing. His and the Ricky Simon fight weren’t discussed by anyone
the real mastermind of the UFC
Apologize.
Bros is James Vick ok?
>>142170196Pereira Ortega DolidzeChiassonGarry
>>142182608still sleepin
>>142181686Can somebody explain this to meI've heared the drake disks bbl drizzyAnd now this bbl gerry meme songIs the joke that they are implying they got a brasilian but lift surgery?!Is that just a funny way to call someone gay/ a bitch?That's the joke?
>>142182540does she control who wins the fights?
>>142172058Jerry Walker is not Shinto, he simply follows the Way of the Samurai
>>142182687I think so. It's also just funny to imagine a man getting a BBL
imagine drinking 11L (3 gallons) of water let alone rehydrating 25lbs
>>142170196Alex Rocky Hand StoneguyT-ShittyDildodzeSilva Silva De SilviaVenom Pager
>>142182687the joke is that he has a fake personality, a bbl personality if you will
>>142182750there's a restaurant in my town i frequent and one of the bartenders has a BBL. it's absolutely comical and looks awful. imagine the butt equivalent of gigantic G cup tits. she always wears tight pants or skirts to show it off and it literally looks like huge implants sitting on top of her ass
>>142178260by taking the fight to the shadow realm >>142178724slapstick 2.0
>>142181686ian garry would like this
>>142182870A big ass is worthless without proportionally big legs to support it
>>142180473Jiri fighting like an autist is unintentionally a great expose of Poatan's defensive flaws where he just resorts to running backwards and then hits the fence. But it's why he's been practicing pocket boxing and angling off on a pro boxer in camp.
>>142182870Is she Colombian?
>>142182984morning kombat pointed out a stat that hes like 100th place for sig strike defense
>>142178260Alex isn't actually good at MMA. He can't grapple or wrestle or do BJJ and his chin is suspect. Elite power and kickboxing but that's it. Jiri just needs to get it to the mat and he can win easy. Alex's grappling defense is to grab wrists or bear hug and stall, either riding out the round or hoping for the ref to stand them up. Jiri could win a lay & pray decision
>>142182896Megan looked simply delightful at last nights HoF ceremony
>>142170196Pereira LopesSmithChiasson Page
>>142182951It was cringe seeing Michael Page cuddling his son. How can someone you don't like do that? Wat too sacred. What were they trying to prove
>>142170120Shan't be watching this if it's on 5am at my time, accomodate yuropoors or we will not watch Dana!
>>142183000i live near the us-mexico border and about half of the people here are some variety of hispanic-white mutt
Snap my arm into pieces.I've spent my gas tank.Suffocation, no breathing.Don't give a fuck if you take my back easily.Does Herb even care or will I die sleeping?Would it be based?Would it be right?If got DQed tonight.Chances are that I might.Final buzzer out of sight.And I'm contemplating gouging eyes.
BBL Jiri
>>142183158Sorry Estoniabro, it's our sport and it's on at our time.
>>142183129How are they going to animate this?
>>1421831838/10 pretty good
>>142170196Alessandro PerreraDiego LopezziRomano DoliseMara Buono SilviaIano Maciato Garrese
>>142182687Its because drake did a surgery to remove fat from his belly Women do this do put fat into their ass but drake did this to reveal absAlso like some other guy said it also mean a fake personality
BBL Gooby
>>142183286Why do irish have pseudo-negroid features
>>142183158UFC 304 is in Manchester and starts at 11pm. Dana hates yuros
>>142170196PEREIRAORTEGASMIFFBUENO SILVAMACHADO GARRY
>>142183277Thanks for the explanation
>>142183341Unknown but it's been like that for a while
>>142181686It actually stated off quite nice
>>142183286New mythical fighter: queer Conor
>>14218334980% of PPV revenue comes from America. Dana isn't doing a PPV that starts at 1pm USA time unless it's so full of Euros and Asians that no one in America is buying the card anyway
It should be played after the fight too. Imagine waking up to that song with Doctors examining you hahahaRekt
>>1421701201. Jiri2. Ortega3. Dolidze4. Bueno Silva 5. MVP
jirilopessmiffdon't caremvppyfer
Garry is going to walk through MVP and I am not looking forward to it
>>142183417the gayer conor has become, the less of a fighter he is. he's now fully gay and hasn't fought in 3 years
>>142183581Garry's only path to victory is rasslefuckin and pic rel will be on his mind. do you not remember when the random asian dude pieced garry up badly until he gassed?
having trouble picking between jiri and pereira
New Mythical Fighter: Abus
>>142183286who's the cutie with the nice legs on the left
Ian Garry by KO in round 1
>>142183417Go back! Go baaaaack
>>142183644I honestly think Jiri will come out hot looking for the finish immediately. at least that's what he should do. if he waits and lets pereira get off leg kicks and reads it's over. the only time jiri looked good in the first fight was at the beginning of the sequence where he said fuck it and starting throwing down against the cage. pereira ain't got that good of a chin so jiri can sleep him.
>>142183692diego lima is 5x better than ian garry.
>>142183787
kevin holland would have dogwalked ian machado
>>142183692This wanker anon is counting on most people not watching any of Bellator. Good thing Xircles is here. MVP won the rematch and showed great defense on the ground too. Also Lima is fucking good and Garry doesn't come close
*leaves thread*
Just heard that Vick got Vick'd again. Damn shame.
>>142183878I think he diedDid you see the heem?
>>142183869Why? Don't tell me it's because of me
>>142183944Yeah, not looking good.
ian garry is 26 and mvp is 37... boomers are about to get a reality check
what happened to james vick?
>>142183866holy fucking cope, pooglas was never good and arguably won the rematch
>>142180002Get a loan and come to Messico
that kick would have flatlined anyone, but it had to happen to James Vick. God just won't give that man a break.
>>142184030Got heemed into a living death.
>>142183387Its true that a lot of spainiards look like this too and there is that weird reliation between iberians and irishWheter its the black irish, celts, Atlantic race etc..
>>142183645New?
https://youtu.be/n1Eioyv1kZEfirst shamans now blue mengs? why cant pereira just fight fair?
>>142183944I thought he fucking retired, link that shit, nobody links anything.Also I saw that Tyson Pedro is Boxing! He left the UFC and said he didn't want to fight anymore. What a sly traitor. Can't believe it
>>142183878why would he subject his lovely wife to that?
>>142179559multiple picks means you're forever a loser, even if you're the only one who knows
>>1421701961. Jiri2. Ortega3. Dolidze4. Bueno Silva 5. MVP
>>142184053there are many reasons to fear Mexico though. I've seen the cartel videos. or what if a 6/10 latina pretends to love me for a green card.
Jiri is mentally back after the ceremonial face off. He succesfully repelled Poatan's evil shamanic curse and will now be ultra confident in his PURE PERFORMANCE.///\\\
Does Jiri even have a path to victory? He doesn't have a counter to shamanic dark magic
142183965when you die we celebrate
>>142184152>or what if a 6/10 latina pretends to love me for a green card.Why would you fear that? Unless it would work????
>>142184040You cunt you rim-job. Like you said Michael Page isnt good, and look what he's about to do. This is the definition of "if this was Bellator you'd say I'm fighting a Can"
>>142170878Ok I will never disrespect you again. This is an fine post.
Michael Venom Page does not move like a 37-year-old. This is not a matter of opinion. He moves like a crackhead.
>>142184028Ian is white and MVP is black.....white people about to get an reality check
>>142184053>>142184152Why dont you exterminate cartels
https://youtu.be/NP4TEQcBeAw?t=97
>>142184305He used to fight 50-50 cans not upcoming prospects stfu
>>142184182Jiri is taking the Spirit Cuffs off tonight
>>142184423Nobody goes up against the us government.
Screencap this.
getting ready to heem a large pizza and open up my first beer of the night boyswho else /comfy/
>>142171223don't like the fact that I'm turned on by this
>Ian is whiteHe wishes he wasn't
>>142184643Jesus christ 170 is old as fuck. 8 of those guys will be retired in 2 years
Garry has never lost to a black person.
>>142182687I thought it was because Garry's wife is Brazilian and she literally has had a BBL operation done on her
BBCian
>>142184384One time I spent an hour and looked at the last five years UFC results. Black fighters literally won 82% against white fighters lol. I started betting on every black fighter to beat every white fighter and made a ton of money
cornerman said Vick woke up in the ambulance
>>142173098he could have gotten out of this earlier... he chose not to in order to smell that man's butthole
James Vick is a victim of his own hubris
>>142183787Lima is like the BBL version of Tyron Woodley
>>142182896>>142183111If we don't get Olivi gamethreads tonight I'm taking my ball and going home
>>142177628>He's almost gotten twister variations twice on RTUFC.based
>>142184901Kek that's crazy, if that's true that's a very simple formula to follow. Why would you even stop!?
>>142185065why didnt calvin gastriclum do that
>>142170120Alex Pereira vs. Jiri Perestroika
>>142185065HOLY SHIT! HE HEADKICKED A GUY WHO LITERALLY ONLY HAS BOXING!
>80% of picks getting instantly heemed by garryKWAB
>>142170196JIRI JIRI JIRI JIRIOrtegaSmithChiassonMVP
>>142185252be honest: how many times have you already submitted your picks?
>>142184028The only thing that should be affected by a man of MVP's age is his speed. Yet 32 year old Kevin Holland is on film in between rounds in his fight with MVP complaining about how he couldn't deal with MVP's speed. I think this will genuinely come down to who's better and that's it.
>>142185240
MVPoo
>>142170196The ShamanHuexicanIs MythWhocares BuenoPVZ (tough one)
i might have picked garry but i still hope he gets destroyed
Jerry Prolapser
>>142185464Fluke, burns was winning until he lost.
>>142185464>grab the cash and dashbased!
Hafez won that fucking fight
I could probably heem 90% of you here. The other 10%, you might survive but I’ll still get the decision win.
let the better win
>>142185717
Head to Toe is Prada. Tribal values, tribal values chamawama
>>142185360holland is a bum who can't do anything against real strikers in general
>>142185746Im tired of redditors jerking off to these twoI hope Smith become champ just for the lols
>>142185808really killed his career by not taking on Michel
Anyone got a K-1 stream?
>>142185967Fuck you
>>142186018n
>>142185333one time leaf
>>142185967You spent all week shilling that crap and you don't even have a stream for us?
>>142182896bitch is tweakin on the job
>>142170196JiriThe EagleSmith on paperMario Bueno SilvaMVP
>Enters the thread
>>142186104yeah i just got back, i missed most of it too kek
>>142170196Alex PereiraDiego LopesRoman DolidzeMayra Bueno Silva Michael Page
>>142185829Fuck off contrarian. Literally two of the most fun light heavyweights of all time
Thinking about fight food
>>142185808And yet that says nothing about my post regarding speed calculations
>>142184115Here >>5603454
>early prelims don't start until 6pm eastern timehow does anyone on the east coast stay up for this shit weekly if i didn't live in the pacific time zone i wouldn't watch ufc, simple as. not staying up until 130am to watch a title fight
How can you be a Prostitute and make MMA Vlogs in your customers Houses while you're supposed to be getting dressed with them out of the Room. It's actually insane L'mayo(Dudakova unrelated)
GET IN HERE>https://methstreams.com/boxingstreams/k1-world-gp-2024/
>>142186388I'm in
>>142186359meds
>>142185808This fight was my reason why MVP would beat Holland and /heem/ called me a retard
>>142186349Haha yeah imagine staying up till 1am
>>142186349Depends on what type of card it is and how I'm feeling that day. Half the time I'll go to sleep around 10 or 10:30 and torrent it in the morning. Which usually sucks because I literally can't open my phone or go online for fear of getting spoilers. I'll probably stay up for tonight because the card is actually really looking good.
>>142186349haha, 1:30 am sure would be late
>>142184901>82% winnerslmao this isn't true dumbass. it's maybe 55%
>K-1>https://methstreams.com/boxingstreams/k1-world-gp-2024/
>>142186342Fuck /wsg/>>>5603454Or is it >>>5603454Don't you fucking dare to laugh I haven't done this shit in years
>>142186576>>>/wsg/5603454
>>142170196JiriLopesDolidzeSilvaGarry
>>142186628Ffs thx
>>142186349>Yuropoors have to stay up until 5AM to watch main events
>>142186671Cheers
>>142185717I feel I would land
>>142184643who the hell is kamaroo usman?
whip that shit out dawg
>>142186814
chama
>>142186331there are no calculations in your post, holland has nothing to do with two similar fighters with an 11 year age gap
>>142186684Yeah fucking sucksReally hard to not see spoilers
didn't yall say schaubkat was good after going life and death with geoff neal and then garry dominated neal for an entire fight
The greatest comeback in sports history
yawn
BBL Gary is cringe
He is not your bank.
>>142186476You don't even know what I'm talking about
>big PPV card starts in 2.5 hours>6 hour /heem/ threaddead sport
>>14218731620 million dollar gate
>>142186684I just turrent the event and watch it at breakfast
>>142187280no1 does
>>142187396>>142187396>>142187396
>>142187382I do
>>142186359what a hideous and brutish side profile for a woman
>>142187123Stay up browing the internet trying to not see spoilers and sometimes ruining it, tired Monday morning, and all for what.Just have a lovely sleep, wake up and have a torrent ready for you to start your day smiling. Just download it like a normal person.
>>142187382>>142187430Thanks man, appreciate it, I feel better now. He was trying to bully me
>>142180622teixeira was champ at 42
>>142180622good thing he's fighting today, 36 is still fine, next week he'd be fucked
>>142170196jirilopesdolidzesilvamvp
