Tour de France (2.UWT)Stage 2Cesenatico - Bologna199.2 kmStartlist:https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/tour-de-france/2024/startlistGC after stage 1:https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/tour-de-france/2024/stage-1-gcLive stats:https://racecenter.letour.fr/enhttps://www.procyclingstats.com/race/tour-de-france/2024/stage-2/liveStreams:https://tiz-cycling-live.io/https://cycling.today/live-streaming/Eurosport / Discovery+ / France TV / RTBF / RTVE / Rai / NOS / iTV12:00 CETPrevious thread:>>142168704
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Primoz
3OUT
First for NOT fat-shaming.
so why was Wout crying?
>d'un autre planet
>>142176163Is this memco?
>>142176163KoM jersey holder weighs more than Jakobsen. Fabio is just shit.
>>142176167just the release of emotions after a long recovery he believed his team's psyop about himself
>>142176163
riding bicycles
>>142176167sounds like he was unironically happy to be back?
Friendly reminder that>7x 2nd stage Tour de France>2nd Paris-Roubaix>2nd Ronde van Vlaanderen>2nd GC Tirreno-Adriatico>2nd KOM Paris-Nice>2nd World Championships road race>2nd Olympic road race>2x 2nd World Championships ITT>2nd Binckbank Classic>2x 2nd stage Dauphiné>2nd Hamburg Cyclassics>2nd GP Montréal>2nd Gent-Wevelgem>2nd stage Tour de Suisse>2x 3rd Strade Bianche>3rd stage Dauphiné>4x 3rd stage Tour de France>2x 3rd Milano-San Remo>3rd stage Tirreno-Adriatico>3rd stage Paris-Nice>3rd Liège-Bastogne-Liège>3rd Paris-Roubaix>2x 3rd stage Tour de Suisse>3rd European Championships ITT>3rd Omloop Het Niewsblad
>>142176181>d'un autre moto
>>142176163>9 minutes behind fatman himselfI am fat-shaming him
post your favourite squeakers
>>142176181It will be funny when he lose the jaune before getting to France
do you think they sprinted for it?
KWABKWABKWAB
>>142176366Seething
>>142176346
>>142176232
Gonna be more epic when he wins a stage now.
>>142176479gaudu?
>>142176515Who?
We have to go back
very grande (for us)
>>142176607who are you talking about
>>142176398Im not seething but it would be ironic
>>142176346>>142176528
>>142176613Did he get away with it?>>142176747Cav
>>142176232Well, no one has any hopes for GC so they better be in the break every single stage.
>>142176346This one is objectively the best
>>142176879My boy Jonas has 1% of hope.
bora bulls bullying squeakers
Considering going on post-tour short ride but it's still 50 degrees or something
>>142176613this picture makes reddit seethe and shit blood
>>142176973would wait another 45 minutes. I started riding 19:00-19:30 this week and it gets comfy soon enough
kinda want to go riding too
based, fuck the heat
>>142177285Not sure how to feel about this
>>142177489looks comfy
>Mark underperformed. He rode really badly on the first climb. In my opinion, it looked like the heat knocked him out, because it was not ridden particularly fast. It should be a pace we could sit with. I have no doubt that he is in better shape than he showed today, says Mørkøv to TV 2 Sport.
>>142177015it doesn't
>>142177086decided on no ride, and bigger ride tomorrow when it's gonna be nicer
>>142177489damni will "only" get 31mm of rain but looking forward to it on a comfy sunday
>>142177489are you the goose killer
>>142177551He's probably in better shape when he's not puking his guts out, yes.
>>142177285it has never been more overwhat happend to global heating?
>>142177551>it looked like the heat knocked him outshould've spent more time in the sauna like Dege
Maybe the weather protocol should've been usedMaybe neutralize the GC timesIt's just not safe to ride in that type of heat
>>142177560yesit does
>>142177489>sunrise at 4am and sunset at 10pmwinter is coming
>>142177858maybe you're a fuckin pussy?
>>142177919>gulping ketones
>>142177919>Oumi, I want to go home, please pick me up
meanwhile frozen tundra man, eiking odd christian did just fine
>I don't know if it was close. What did I get? Number eight or something like that and there were two that made it to the line. So it wasn't close. Chapeau to the two who made it home, says Mads Pedersen, who thanks his teammates for their efforts.
>>142177900how do you know?
>>142178131what a bitch
couldn't care less about roman barday tbqhwyb
>>142178141he's from reddit, so he knows
>>142178131he didn't cry?
i never watched a bike race, in full at least but i went there because it was near me lol also had some friends who are into cyclingwas cool considering that it was free besides the village shiti have respect for these dudes riding in 35°C temps today, I was dying when i went back home because i had to walk 2km to the bus stop. i might watch something tomorrowsorry for my tourist rant
>>142178181How come? He just states the obvious that he was not close to winning today.
not very grande
>>142177597No.>>142177927Yea, but the darkness has its own charm. Besides I still get like 5 ish hours of sunlight at worst so its not that bad.
Kung better watches out tomorrow
>>142178299based boots on the groundtake some pics next time
Mads P has basically already won the green jersey
>>142177997shit is expensive $25 for that little bottle
>Turn on Footy>My Azzuri immediately concedeI always cheer for Italy and the Netherlands in international football
>Tour passes 1 km away from the house this yearLife is good
>>142178299based bertollo
>>142178299Tomorrow will be more of a scenic boring stage since you live in the area might not be that impressive
>>142178565I was at stage 1 not stage 2
With the stage win and day in yellow, Romain Bardet is now the 35th all-time most decorated Frenchman in the sport, according to Prestigelisten
??? >>142174476thread even made by a German
>>142178899>italian reading comprehension
>>142179091don't cross post soccer here
>>142176528>not holding a Babybel
>>142176022FUCK W*UT
>>142179520
>>14217893935th in history but only like 3rd in the 21st century (after ALLAH and the great Samuel DUMOULIN)
>Jonas Vingegaard sat at the front of the field all the way from Florence to Rimini in his first bike race since the crash in April, and the Visma captain is satisfied with how his body reacted to being back.>"I probably feared the most when I haven't raced for a long time that I wasn't strong enough, but I think the legs were good today. I'm happy with how I felt today".>"I've been a little nervous about how it would feel, but mostly I'm just happy to be back".>The legs are one thing, but what about the body. Was there any pain in it?>"No, I don't think so. I think I felt perfectly fine today", reads the encouraging message from Vingegaard to TV 2 Sport after the stage.
team Team GRENKE - Auto Eder DOPAGE
>>142179617>no painwat
>>142179910tapentadol
anyone has fignon squeaker
>>142179881excuse me I already posted this
>>1421796012nd among active Frenchmen after AlaphilippeIn 21st century its>1. Laurent JALABERT>2. Julian ALAPHILIPPE>3. Richard VIRENQUE>4. Romain BARDET>5. Thibaut PINOTBut of course Jalabert and Virenque got most of their accolades in the 90's
>>142179881Are they going to change their name to Red Bull as well?
>>142180114My badBut there never can be enough squeaking
>>142180123Sadly he never won a big one, only podiums
what is it with squeakers and retiring early? and what's the plan next season for Bardet, he wants to ride the Giro one last time?
>>142180590gr*vel
>>142180590>what is it with squeakers and retiring early?too much suffering
I guess Italy is more of a grand tour organizer nation
I actually didn't expect this.
alpine nations dominate football now
>Swiss - Austria is gonna be early final
Schwyzbros...
>>142179617That's it. I'm a believer now.
I hope Denmark beats Germany but the board would move very fast if that happens
>>142181649gigachad
>>142180590If I was already rich and had no chance to ever win a GT I would also choose to spend as much time as possible with my child.
Back in my day, teams only had one kit design for the entire season.
>>142183019Next season we only have one kit design for the entire peloton (spoiler: it will be blue)
Girobros, the Tour de Suisse got us
Astana did not do proper heat adaptation training.GAZZOLI Michele from Astana suffered from a heat stroke and had to go to hospital...
Autismbert is probably in the air flying to R*ssia as we speak
>>142183806I hope he has a good time
PostNord Danmark Rundt vs. Lidl Deutschland Tour next
>>142183806Maybe he'll bring home a Mongolian gf.
>>142184022>Ilan VAN WILDER>Adam YATES>Nils POLITT>Jasper STUYVEN>Matej MOHORIC>Mads PEDERSEN>Christophe LAPORTE>Remco EVENEPOEL>Niklas LARSEN>Wout VAN AERTWhich race has a better recent history? Deutschland obviously but Denmark ain't bad either. Fun fact, Wilco Kelderman has won Denmark and it's his only GC win ever
Pello Bilbao is 34??? What the FUCK I could have sworn he was 6-7 years younger
>>142184340would have sworn wrong then
>>142183806He didn't scold me for wrong/missing flags, he can't be lurking.I hope he doesn't get Buked like a flight MH17.
>>142184237>Deutschland obviouslyI disagree. The bottom list is stronger overall it's only Niklas 'Literal Who' Larsen that ruins it but there was a certain Jonas Vingegaard in 2nd that year.
campenaerts could win the tdf
>>142184704very Belgian post
>>142183806Is he still with 'Tismbertina?
>>142184813NoThat fundie girl doesn't know what she let go
>>142184813you're supposed to pay attention and keep up with the lore
>>142184813Please pay attention to all the Berts personal lives.
>>142184813and I thought I was the least payer of attention
Took a peak outside, and I still see the Beech trees' reflection in the blue waves. Denmark wins 3-1
ladies and gentlemen, the ultimate cope has just dropped
>>142185211I really have really mixed feelings about how reading so much VAN AERT cope made me fluent in d*tch
>>142185211>Why Losing in 2024 is Not the Same as Losing in 2023: How a Missed Ride Can be Anything Good for Wout of Aert
>>142185320But that just sounds like silly german.Surely as a pure aryan you speak german.
vive la france tbqh
>>142185485I only know a couple phrases and most of them will land you in jail.
>>142185821I know the lyrics to a couple dozen schlager songs and that is it
don't be silly Berts, you all know German.
>>142186403I do
>>142186403I actually was C1 by the end of highschool but then never spoke again
>>142186551I'm sorry for using French even in Flanders then.
>>142186662Rude
>>142186626I doubt most people can speak it anymore, I've lost a lot of it myself but I can still understand most. I really should brush up, been meaning to read Kafka in the original language anyway.
>>142186403I speak German untill Austrian turists try to talk to me.I just nope and switch to english. I can't into that accent.
>>142186728I wasn't joking
>>142186403Naja.
>>142186860I would assume cezch gets exposed to german more than we do but the truth is no one speaks anything but english
how the fuck do you get to C1, B2 I'd understand, but with C1 with German?>>142186962nice ciclismo monument in this town
>>142186403ein bisschen
>>142187113I was trying to keep it /cyc/ related.He had his fatal, completely non-affaires de dopage related, heart attack while playing ball in me town's sportsball hall.
>>142187113Went to some weird french german school. Technically I have the abitur
Rain is a god send for usTHANK YOU BASED POSEIDON
>rain in Dortmundgibe some of that
>even footy gets cucked by weather protocol
weather protocol. of course the Danish requested it. jonas probably called.
Tour de France OFFICIAL Stage 2 /bet/>Pogacar 2.5>Roglic 8>Aert 11>Gils 13>Evenepoel 15>Pidcvck 19>Poel 21>Healy 23>Williams 34>Bettiol 34>Pedersen 34>Vingegaard 34>Yatesi 41>Aranburu 51>Bilbao 51>Yatesi 51>Jorgenson 67>Buitrago 67>Ciccone 67
AAAAAAH SAVE US JONAAAAAS
>>142188459surely my boy ladzkano was saving himself for tomorrow
>>142188579>>142188434>>142188405Explain this meme
>>142188459no Mas? he beat Pogi up the San Luca in the Giro Emilia before.
>>142189318Jonas Vingegaard Hansen made a phone call to the English referee to have the current football match postponed due to rain.
why cant jonas be like these fellas
>>142189318
>>142189433Jonas hates having fun, all life must be suffering
Hahaha, so I glad I stopped watching this ////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////// "sport".A weather protocol on a football match.Ey Shaq, call the po-leese!
>>142189433I see, the new hansgrohe shower system.
>>142188802>>142189417...>Matthews 81>Gregoire 81>Gee 81>Lazkano 101>Lie 151>Almeida 151>Bardet 201>Landa 201>Costa 301>Mas Nicolau 301>Fuglsang 301>Gaudu 401
Grug should have tried today instead of staying z2
>>142190091He already decided he wouldn't try today or tomorrow weeks ago
>>142189318Gran Camiño 2023 stage one cancelled due to snow, with Vingegaard being one of the people who spoke to the race organisers, so that and any instance of weather protocol activation is his fault
>eating snails, sardines and chicken stomachs with sangria while listening to boomers singing horrible songs
>>142190215Certainly feels like it. I miss the grug that tried everyday
Humbly please keep the s*ccer discussion to every other thread on the board thank you
>>142190646Ge somehow became the most calculated man in the peleton
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oXMV2RBQwiY>mfw it's July
>>142190704Phwoar that's a proper plate. I like my 'Gravy' a little thinner and a healthy spoonful of full grain mustard
>>1421907432019-2021 was peak grug
>>142190743April 2019 was peak Grug
>>142190743Yea this Grug isn't as fun.Not that I don't appreciate it when he goes nuclear but it's just not the same.He needs to do atleast 1 long range brainlet attack this tdf.
T-A 2021 was when Grug got his name, and honestly that entire race (with peak Grug, Allah and Wout) was amazing, including Pogi and S.Yates doing ExtraTerrestrialThermoBiblicalNuclear numbers on Prato di Tivo,
>tfw to smart too please berts
>>142191730Pogi letting Grug win after his monumental retard attaque.
UEFA Commissaires can suck my dick!
On one hand I like to root against the eternal krautBut on the other hand Danes are the worst, a nation of schizosNo good result possible
>>142192734CSC >>> Bora
>>142192654dont cry jonas!entire /CYC office should root for us against the d*nes
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH FUCKING DANES
Bardet in yellowVERY cool
Germans resorting to cheating, as is expected
>>142193441>tf>tp>cheating
If this stage was too hard for Grug but Mads was still there then how strong is he? pas normal
>>142193441If you can't be good, be lucky, and the Germans haven't been good
>>142193227Decathlon Bardet could win the 2024 Tour de France
>>142192734Nevermind this just got disgustingly rigged back to back, rooting for the Danes now against these cheating germoids(Ridiculous offside call, not avoidable hands so not a penalty, and havertz illegal pause in penalty shot walk-up)
>using chastity
>>142193656Grug didn't try
>>142193971because it was too hard
>>142193851>illegal pause in penalty shot walk-upYou're allowed to pause these days, since quite a few years actually>Feinting in the run-up to take a penalty kick to confuse opponents is permitted as part of football. However, feinting to kick the ball once the player has completed his run-up is considered an infringement of Law 14 and an act of unsporting behaviour for which the player must be cautioned.
>>142193851>and havertz illegal pause in penalty shot walk-upso illegal the ref didnt interrupt right
Hope every German alive chokes in their sleep
>>142194274go cry about your shit sport in a football thread
>>142194274gugu gaga
>>142193792I believe
>>142194113Oh okay scratch that point then, didn't know that>>142194231Stinky germ
>>142194600
>>142194819Basedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SqeDDuhtLwQ
It's over
JAMAL JAMAL JAMAL JAMAL JAMAL JAMAL JAMAL JAMAL JAMAL JAMAL JAMAL JAMAL JAMAL JAMAL JAMAL JAMAL JAMAL JAMAL JAMAL JAMAL JAMAL JAMAL JAMAL JAMAL JAMAL JAMAL JAMAL JAMAL
>>142195318But enough about your gf's bull...
Hope Kämna and Lipowitz fracture their spine
except lots of Jonas fans to flock to Italy and France now that there's nothing interesting for them in Germany anymore.
>>142186962must have been hard for them to live at the airport desu
>>142195597Happy for him. Getting to wear it after all these years.
Have Germans ever won a single sporting event, without copious amounts of drugs or corrupt officiating?
Jorgenson lost 3kg today according to the Move
>>142195850well did he find them again or
>>142195597SOVLDutch commentators should retire for being retarded enough to not like this
back to ciclismo. Mauro Schmid in the yellow jersey in Slovaquie. he seems to be back in form after his Las Vegas trip shenanigans.
>>142195917They're gone like Hirt's teeth
>>142195844>t. Romanian
>>142195850thought Jumbo were meant to be king nerds. why would they let that happen? fookin amateurs. conclusion: Jonas is done
>>142195844show us your true flag, faggot
>>142194516you forgot Rolland
>>142195844my greatest regret is that there wasn't WW3 in the 80s. i would be the son of a man who brought the danes to their knees (with or without plutonium)
check em
>>142196248Missed, but check these
>>142195844most based post on /cyc ever
>>142196169ok
>>142196401What did it say
>>142196864
>>142196960Extremely based
>>142197742based FUCK W*UT
>>142197742based pissma culo
I'm gonna go for a night ride. It was hot and humid and wet all day.
>>142197742Basé
>>142198148Are you so far north you don't need bike lights?
If you're not good, you better be lucky. I hope some balkanoid rips Musiala's ligaments in the next round
throat, head and whole body hurts. it is so unequivocally over
The hawk tour the france
>>142198327>I hope some balkanoid rips Musiala's ligaments in the next roundjust call Jonas doctor, he can start next game np
>>142196151For 20 quid it's decent. I mean that's next to nothing compared to theraguns and end of the day it's a vibratory. Battery is spastic, reading goes up and down. It works well at higher intensity but the motor bogs at lower intensity. Attachments are good. Charges fast but again battery seems unpredictable. I'll return it and get one from boots own brand I think. 20 quid more but the quality I imagine is significantly higher and I trust it'd last at least a year of near daily use.20 quid though, the finish is good and if it wasn't for the odd battery behaviour it'd be 100% a keeper.Tldr buy one for 40 quid instead, it'll last longer. Otherwise I'm impressed. I'm sure there are others out there at the same price but it's a gamble.
Is there a singular nationality more depraved than the German?
>>142198741foam roller and massage stick will do the job
>>142198741Which attachment gives the best orgasm?
30 degrees still, time to start shopping for winter gear
>>142197742BASEDFUCK LABRATS
>>142198321I've even got a dark lenses on because the sun will be in my eyes on the way back.
>>142199327I love long summer nights but I'm glad it gets dark here for a couple hours so it's easier to fall asleep.
>>142199327what is that smaller road next to the big road?
>>142197742based
Went down the theragun rabbit hole, so expensive but I've tried them before. New gen is nearly 600 quid, ridiculous money. They're great, really easy to use and the different handles are handy. Probably going to get something for 50 quid instead. Can't believe I went so long without using one again.
soccer posters leave
>>142198926>he doesn't invest in gizmosIt might be over for you, though the situation is unclear.
Remco 8th. Good result. He said he had a great feeling on the bike. Next is stage 2.
>>142199971>Next is stage 2.I see he does the stages in numerical order this year.
They made an unrecognizable blue jersey 2 months later
>>142199134I'd imagine the small pointy one could access the prostate. I got some pleasing vibration when doing my glutes but it's strictly performance enhancement for me, not self gratification. I'm sure there are many devices that are tailor made for that objective however.
>"hey woutje we can't pull them back because then pogačar will win bonus seconds in the sprint, you will just have to make sure he doesn't win 3rd
>>142200128Plugge is a dumb faggot but it's ASO that makes them change from yellow for the Tour not him.
>>142200261maybe there is another race with a pink jersey
>>142200261That doesn't mean they have to abandon the colour yellow and their team identity
>>142200261Like an away kit? Cycling literally becoming football.
>imagine caring what buttplugge twerpsyou're better than this berts
And if you want to make a completely different jersey for marketing ok but at least don't make a soulless dark blue slop that you confuse with like 4 other teams in the peloton
>>142200457For me, it's Grisha 'eh cam on Jonas eh, show em that ur strong eh' Niermann, the king of proving how much live coaching is totally necessary in cycling
>>142199464for mopeds
>>142200398been a thing foreverdoes no one remember ONCE
>>142200633True. Note that ONCE had the same pink TDF jersey for several years so it became part of the team identity and that's why people remember it
>>142200128Yes he's clearly decrying the same rules that made them change their jersey. The confusing part to me is now visma AND bora are navy blue. I won't be used to it until week 3 and then visma will go back to normal anyway
>>142194113just checked up on this. Stopping during run-up was briefly banned between '82 and '85 yet everyone thinks it's still a rule for some reason
im done with pcm. I have too many hours in that shit and I have run out of things to do.
>>142201122Veeery interesting
im already tired of the TDF and schizo germansGiro might be boring as fuck but atleast its comfy
>>142201307you're not making it better
>>142201307/tdf/ has always been a shitshow, but this euros shit seeping in makes it even more unbearable
>>142201307Germs play no role in cycling though now.
how long until we see greta terrorists at the le tour? or are they all busy planning for the olympics
>>142201385Yeah it's funny how it seemed /TdF/ couldn't be worse but yeah euro shit fucks it even more
>>142201946we already have had these retards before
>>142202342yeah they glued themselves I remember, but not this year yet
You know what is much better than tourists and euro posting? Meta discussing the quality of posting. That always makes everything better.
>>142202427I give this post a 5.3/10
>>142202427
Lol, still 24°C at high humidity, no sleep tonight.
>>142202411I think they had planned to dump a bunch of oil from a bridge above a nasty descent one year, it was remotely operated and the cops found it before they set it offI'm sure no one went to prison for attempted murder
>>142202522thanks thats pretty good
>>142201485true
>>142202601it's a good point, you just need to work on the delivery
>>142201525what would the the gretaterrorist version of this? like a vegan slop and bugs?
>>142202596those were catalan independence people
>>142202893Separatist terrorism is not what it used to be.
a Bert haircut if ever I saw one
>>142203075its not so bad
>Gaudu 29:14
>>142172947It was Giovanni ALEOTTI who chuted handing out the bidons
>>142203166He has much to learn
>>142203219He got mocked by his team mates toohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IZCTNNAvFaQ
>>142203166why is he handing out bidons in the first place
Why do Europeans love slim fit jean shorts so much? It makes them look like idiots at the best of times
>>142204384https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D6QUsx68DCA
Remco did pretty gud
>>142204728Incredible moment in television history
>>142203166UCI new rule: soigneurs are required to wear helmets at all times
where the fuck is Horner's video?
>>142198357happy pride month!
>>142199464Shared pedestrian/bike path. Mopeds are not allowed unless specifically done so with an extra sign.>>142199463We have this technology called curtains
>>142199060very coolhttps://escapecollective.com/belief-wins-the-day/great piece
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GlN3oEjMpUQ/bh/ lmao
>>142214799She's only 53 now lmao
No one cares I’m sure but I’m the guy trying to do 400km in two days, hit 180 today but didn’t start until 1000. Earlier morning tmrw I think I’ll make it. Nothing toooo painful yet. I’m in Tennessee btw so these hills are kicking my ass. Took a while to figure out the gear I needed, much smoother as the day went on.
flat stages should be illegal
>>142215463you don't ride a bike but managed to do 180km in one day? and you're doing 220km tomorrow?can't say I'm not impressed, how do you even get past the ass pain?
Time to ride berts
>>142216399I'm actually waiting a couple of hours because it's too cold
Do you yuros have rednecks that drive big F150s and dodge rams on country roads trying to take out cyclists or do they drive effeminate svelte little homosexual eurotrucks?
>>142216610Cars are getting bigger but we're probably still 15 years behind north america
>>142216835And that's a good thing.
>>142217556Cars getting bigger? Not so much
>>142216835Cars get bigger and the women driving them smaller
>>142216399it's still night heregoing to leave home in about 1 h
>>142217720What I ment was not catching up to murica in car sizes.
So was it just heat for Cav? Is he fucked? I'm happy these stages start early enough for me to shitpost live a bit, but can't stay up to the finish :(
>>142221096Heat, old age and just the huge mess that is the current Astana in general. Take your pick.
i still want to breed bottom left QT. i can save her bros
>>142221096he was up late GOONING
>>142221493back in 3 hrs, just need to GOON to my italiano sweetie
pic related is the RedBull Bora bus driver. Former pro Carina Kirssi. Her bf is Žiga Slak (14 years younger than her btw)
>>142221984FEED ME MILK MOMMY
>>142221984>Carina Kirssi Ketonen>Ketonen
>>142216399no the bike is broken and the new one wont be arriving until friday
>>142221984she could park my bus if you catch my drift
>>142221493>>142221840She looks 14 at most bert, get a grip. Don't make me send the feds to a Walmart parking lot.
>>142221493Dude she's 15 max
>>142222174>>142222273LMAO, bon plaisantrie. shes at least in her 20s.
Lets discuss something off topic
>>142218159welp fuck mebroken spoke after 40km, literally nothing I can do now but wait for my wife and shitpost
>>142222514whats ur bike? whos ur fav cyclist evar?
>>142222533I have a few bikes, this one is a 695Ullrich
>>142222514should have stick to alu wheels
>>142222561alu wheels are shit with broken spokes too
>>142222575I have no idea, was just joking. I have never hard a broken spoke in 40k km though
>>142222603first time for me too
>Afterwards, Van der Poel briefly looked back on a particularly warm and demanding opening ride in conversation with Cycling Pro Net . “It was a particularly tough and hot day, so it is difficult to get back on track,” said MVDP , who was competing again on Saturday for the first time in more than two months.>Where classic riders like Wout van Aert and Mads Pedersen managed to survive the many climbs, it went too fast for Van der Poel. "I don't know how big the group was at the finish, but normally I should have been among the better ones," the 29-year-old Dutchman believes. "However, on the tough climb (Côte de Barbotto, ed.) I blew myself up.">Van der Poel, however, does not give up. “That's just how racing goes. I hope I will only improve from now on. I want to make a shot at a stage win. I hope to grow even further in the coming days, but I know that the next stage will also be difficult for me,” he refers to the explosive, hilly stage to Bologna.Bertolo was right, he is a heatlet (he actually just gave up)
>>142222560thats a sexy bike. does your wife ride bikes
>>142222717Seek help bert
>>142177597that was meAMA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Admjva9t6c0This boomer does the ventoux 80 times per year
>>142222769kek, whats a "bert"? and why do cyclists all have cute sporty gf's. i want a tan french tomboy with blonde hair, blue eyes and freckles.
>>142222875
>>142222866But can he do it on a cold rainy day in Flanders?
>>142210038Aha, a bike path. I have heard so much about these!
>>142176022>Côte de Gallisterna
>>142223080Why didn't roglic pull bert?
>>142222924i want a sporty french mountainbike mommy and im tired of pretending otherwise
>>142223080Prime Alah really was something else.
>>142223094>t.
>>142223130
>>142201182Time to win the Tour with a squeaker
drank a duvel too many last night
Bardet won yesterday, Bardella wins today. C O Z Y
>>142223130His palmares is actually not that good. 1 monument. Not even an amstel.
>>142223276Bardet est un castor par contre
>>142223309Beaucoup de cas similaires !
>>142223309Not really he's just a macronist
>>142223337Maybe he changed his mind then
>>142223352Now even castors are disgusted when they read the NFP programme
>>142223337thats a funny way to say hes gay. im so JACKED for stage 2 frens. whos gonna win today?
>>142223337
why is hardly anyone here compared to yesterday. buncha casuals eh?
>>142224119It's sunday morning, people are riding their bikes
>>142224119is it the d*nish r*ddit g*rl?
>>142224119Nice swole head, was she in a fight lately or she just didn't skip head day?Or did someone use these thick braids for battle rope exercises?
>>142224144doesnt the tour start in 20 minutes fren?>>142224160no its my future wife from yesterday, it was in italy but shes a frenchie (i can tell) >>142221493
>>142224119>>142224316she's italian
>>142224316Nothign will happen until 50km to go
>>142224312topkek, shes a swarthy cute. 5/10 would marry
>>142224365i'm not picky. but she is ugly as fuck, 3/10
>>142224332dont try telling me about my wife fren. shes french and im tired of pretending otherwise
>>142224144It's 30+, too hot to go on bike
>Pavel Sumpikkek(this is only funny for Danes)(non danes don't try and understand the funny)
>>142224357fair enough>>142224379ok maybe youre right but in Muttistan not being fat is worth a lot.
Interesting mental illness
Wonder what fatfuck will drop on the first meme hill today
The national champion of Saint Lucia is a 53 years old blokehttps://www.procyclingstats.com/race/national-championships-saint-lucia-me-itt/2024/resultThey have peculiar naming convention, their names are their surnames
>>142224462Cavendish
>>142224412Just wake up early my dear terone
>>142224412It’s only 20 up here in Hyperborea
went for an early morning ride at around 5am to escape the heat, got a 50+khp sahara sandstorm instead. my white jersey was beige when I arrived home
>>142224481lame, heat waves are what make the tour epic
>>142224412this is why Lance is still the GOAT and im tired of pretending otherwise
>>142224583etre comme Le Boss, mon ami
>>142224603il est une petite belle
>>142223127>E-bike>Sporty
the cliclismo gooncave
>>142224700go easy on french mommy, shes an old soul and a sweety. its not mommys main sport fren
>>142221493great taste
>>142224775disgusting belly button
>>142224767whys your desk made out of floorboards
>>142224816some eXistenZ shit
kek
>>142224767Neat setup.
>>142224816her cute tootsies more than make up for it
Starting in the city of Pantani, only fitting a true dopeur wins like Pogacar or Vingegaard today to honour him. Certainly no french victory, would be a disgrace to his memory.
>>142224846Looks like my own setup, working as a train dispatcher while casually watching the Tour on a dedicated screen kek
>>142224767why is your cactus under a bell
>>142224885Would have been perfect for ag2r lafay but they messed up the dosage
>>142224898so my cat doesnt eat it
>full yellow skinsuitBad taste
Good morning, ready to watch some racing
>>142224807i can GOON to this
Almost live in Bologna
I usually try to ignore the shizos but that guy should really seek help, this isn't normal behavior.
let's go to the beach berts
Roglic will win
yes, this is the giro
>>142225144None of them are italian
Bernhard Eisel sounds a lot older than he is
c'est parti, but nobody attacked
I see we have a disturbing CV here from some American applying for a job at /cyc/ industries. Rejected and forwarded to the FBI
>>142224767what's that map on the left?
>>142225197https://racecenter.letour.fr/en/riders/2https://racecenter.letour.fr/en/livetracking/2
Are bora still the good guys?
ATTAQUE DE GRUG
>>142225107still not taking your tranny meds, MD shlomoberg
>>142225205Always have been
winners of the Giro d'Emilia:2023 Primoz beating Pogi2022 Mas beating Pogi2021 Primoz beating Elite (memco 5th and jonas 12th)2020 Vlasov beating Elite2019 Primoz beating Woods
>>142225178thats what i said about my poop eyed french wife but nobody believed me :'(
>>142225206I have fact checked and can verify this post. Abrahamsen too
>>142225205if you're not a bora beast, you're no friend of mine
forget Spain, holidays in Italy Bert!
how the fuck did Lenny Martinez lose 29 minutes on the first day...FDJ just shitting it up so they can go stage hunting?
tourbros wtf? absolutely mogged by Omloop
>UAE pullingI've seen enough, pogi wins lol
>>142225238nothing beats omloop fever, only the weak will deny it
>>142225238omloop is the most popular race and yet veloman denies us to velogoomble on it.
>>142225234>forget Spain, holidays in Italy Bert!Always has been. Aside from the Basque country I don't like Spain too much
>>142225238Omloopers WINNING as per usual
>>142225215>>142225229But what about the evil energy drink sponsor?
>>142225234wealthy tourists go to Italypoor tourists go to Spain
>>142225234This, never come to france though
Jan Hirt back of the peloton
>ride done>chesterfieldleathery>duvelcoldit's time for the tour de france
>>142225275pourquoi? ma femme voudrais ma grosse bite
BIG ride yesterday but unfortunately another BIG cramp on the final rampas. I really need to get my nutrition dialed in better
>>142225296can you please stop posting this hag, this is more embarrassing than anything any Dane or Anglo has posted
>>142225263>he's not a red bvll chad
>>142225297VERY cool
>>142225297solid ride bert! do you use salt tables or add salt to your drinks?
>>1422252971800m climbing. proper ride that
Phwoar of a break.
BARDET already 20 seconds behind, it's OVER
>>142225297You need to get on the 90g carb/hour. even in z2 you burn more carbs per hour than you could ever imagine. for the cramps sodium charging before a ride could help, I'd recommend a bowl of miso soup or drink a bit of pickle water. You also need to do this after the ride btw
>>142225368abrahamsen will drop all of these skinny weaklings
See you in 3 hours
>>142225238common omloop W
>>142225379best recovery drink is ayran, ich schwöreit has protein and a shitton of salt
>>142225368>Carlos Rodriguez in the break>"Oh, they're not going to let this go, he's a podium contender">Notice Carlos is 20 minutes down alreadyWhat the FUCK happened yesterday. How did Fads Pedersen cruise in to finish with lead group while all the GC twinks got kwakked
chasse patate by Matthews kek
>>142225401bertman that's not carlos
>>142225401Cristian, mister. Cristian RODRIGUEZ of ARKEA B&B HOTELS.
>>142225399Yeah, this could be extended to any probiotic/fermented food like miso, sauerkraut, kimchi, pickles and the pickle juice. Upping the sodium intake pre and post ride was a game changer for me, on the same level as the sugar water. Adding salt in your bidons when its above 25° helps a lot too
it's over for jappe
>>142225401It's Cristian Rodriguez from Cofidis. They have the same nationality and last name though
>>142225341>>142225379I didn't meet my nutrition goals. I figured it would be a 5 hour ride. I had two 90g sugar bidons that I wanted to drink over first two hours, then a 100g bag of gummies and 150g in gels. I finished ride with most of gummies uneaten and only had half of gels.I had electrolyte tabs in my bidons and I brought extra so every time I refilled I would add a tab, but I'm still probably behind on salt. I sweat like a pig and yesterday was super humid
>>142225322checked, kekd, and wrekt. i just wanted to find love in france
This is so wierd too see.Stage 2 and everyone in the break is already 15+ minutes down
>>142225384I KNEW this was going to happen, I still didn't pick him because I wanted that damn GEE. I hope it will all add up to a good decish in the end.Ok, I have seen enough. Off to mtb into a mistral brutal before tempetes violentes come.
>>142225457From Arkea son, the other red jobbers
>>142225490Stage 1 mountain stage should be mandatory
>>142225454pinchazio
Pee break already
>Salt farmsHmm I should live in Italy, I would never get a cramp again
>>142225506Meh I don't know. All the giving away the jersey shenanigans go out the window now.
>>142225463drink pickle water or miso soup before riding
evil anglo unilver ice cream brand that wants 3€ for a cornetto. don't support it berts.
>>142225506should always be somewhere in between, so a guy like grug can win if the tempo is right or a GC man can go ham for a day in yellowsprinters can stay home
>>142225530that never happens to a jobber anyway. Anyone who could be gifted it is still +0
cool bike, cool kit
>>142225549yeah like yesterday. I don't mean Alpe d'Huez on day 1
Koldo GIL, now that was a runner
>>142225384Abrahamsen uploads to strava with power btw
cav can't get a break
kwakenshit can't catch a break
>>142225582hace calor
any danish canyon buyers itt? (from their own website)
based hardtail chad
>>142225615I think Rosenbert races on an Aeroad.
Abrahamsen is going to spend the entire Tour going in breaks, isn't he? Someone should tell other teams how useful altitude camps are.
>https://racecenter.letour.fr/en/livetracking/2I love this map. You get such a better sense of the geography and route.I went to Ravenna once. Some very fine Byzantine art there
>>142225587kwak kwak
illegel
>>142225645>those US-tier straight roman roads
Ravenna is a city that I have yet to visit.
I can feel the afa from just watching
>Be US cycling fan>Forced to listen to corpse of Phil Liggett on Peacock>Otherwise try Tiz for based Carlton Kirby, constant drops and interruptionsfuck this gay earthI just want to watch the world feed
>>142225441How much salt do you add?
>mausoleum for a Germankek
I thought they dont't like each other
morning lads
>>142225773>morning? huh
>>142225773it's 13:13 son. don't tell me you need an after lunch nap now.
remco going for polka instead yellow would be kino
riders are getting thirsty
>>142225792>he doesn't have a post-nap napngmi
>>142225737While I mesure sugar which amounts to 100g per bidon I'm going to admit that I don't really mesure the salt, just two or three pinches. With the heat it gives a nice caramel taste to the drink, given that I use brown sugar
>>142225787>>142225792was a long night after the delicious win against a certain nation
moldy bidons
>>142225832please don't rub it in. We're a handball nation anyways
>>142225832ok, I appreciate that you celebrated the Swiss victory then.
is today harder than yesterday?
Carlito and Jonas are friends?
>>142225901the ramps are a bit steeper so probably
>>142225901Race is only as hard as the riders make it hehe>>142225908Everybody loves the humble Dane (unlike a certain arrogant Slovene)
>>142225901less climbing steeper climbing innit. actual rampas
I'm back. Are Bling and Van Moer STILL chasse patate?
low quality graphics
>>142225949what do you think 2 poursuivants stands for?
>>142225908of course. Everyone is friends with Jonas. He is a good guy
Bora and UAE not pulling .Lame. Semen slurping it is.
>>142225967DSM should do the honors
>>142225967Thr curse of last day TT. It's giro 2023 all over again
Today Harold TEJADA wins
>>142225901not as hard as me when i seal the deal with wifey
boring shitat least last year we had the basque fans
>>142226001you need to calm down friend. Obsessing over a girl you don't know, is not a good look, or healthy.
>>142226001If I filter American flags, will I filter myself?
>>142226004where’s the road pins where’s the SOUL
>Agh Matthus you disgusténg sun of a pute! Mon punishmont weehl bé sevairé!
>>142226004denmark was peak soul
>>142226011checked and keked. i always screw things up, even when she likes me fren
>>142226004>this is cap zonder rizz fr frit's a pancake flat first 70km, what do you want?
Norwegian big lad in the polka dots feels wrong
>>142225234spain is just a fly-over country to get to Portugal
This is weird behaviour from the American, and not in an endearing, auistic way. Anyway, for me it's Shart wal Mært to win the stage.
what did they mean by this
>>142226068>This is weird behaviour from the American, and not in an endearing, auistic way.true, more like a 70s serialkiller way
matthews even takes a piss break together with van moer kek
>>142226068has to be a tourist, I don't remember any of the usual Burgerberts being this weird
>>142225202this is great desu
>>142226104The guy who dressed like a professor and bragged about threesomes was pretty weird, but not that weird.
so will they just left 15min on the break
Frank looks like a kid wtf
>>142226104Doesn’t know about avatarfagging so definitely is
>>142226104We had a yankee into swingers parties and sex clubs last year
>Frank van den Broek qui a gagné le Tour de Turquie à été énorme #TDF2024 Si on regarde de plus près la montée de @romainbardet il n'a pas développé énormément de watts @lapreuvepar21 calcul plus détaillé demain. Les grosses équipes n'ont pas roulé très fort. On a eu un round d'observation. La perf de FVDBroek est supérieure à celle de Bardet.
>>142226131but that's the burgerbert that posts regularly here
>>142226120im unbannable fren. posting from a mobile phone has its perks. go ahead jannies...clean it up and see what happens
Polish flag
>>142226166BIIIG
>>142226166indonesia innit
>>142226083In France, you're never completely out of danger
>>142226155
POGI
these old Italian legends look evil
>>142226192
Huhu
>>142226189je t'aime la francaise...mais, pas toi
e-bike zoomer
>>142226212fraud
dude sprayed water onto his benis
>>142226212Hi Liane
>>142226196
I just to be a ski jumper
>>142226241>>142226196lel uncanny
>>142226218Simon Gerrans just said "I just wish he had a helmet on"
Why is Tejada on a green bike rather than the usual Astana blue?
Literally no point in Pog attacking today if bonus seconds are gone. Peloton is going to slurp all the way to the finish it seems
i really hate the part when they talk about food
>8'04"really?
>>142226258"Isn't Bolgenese from France?"
ice ice baby
I really love the part when they talk about food
>>142226278must be so nice
I never noticed these 3 wheel motos look like something from the batcave
>Entire FDJ team went from having usual GC ambitions to being a stage hunter squadit's over. AG2R Decathlon is the true french team now
Why name it jersey just rebrand it into skinsuit so stupid
>>142226293>Le maillot skinsuit
>>142226247I realised his necklace is a little ski jumper, it's cute
WHY NOT JUST LET THE CAMERAS ROLL WITH NO COMMENTARYWHYYYY
omi opi style
>>142226312these milkers are truly pas normal
ALLEZ OPI OMI
Wout will win today
>>142226325They already installed the signs to the Russian front
get the water bottle bitch
ah the sound of the Italian ambulance. never gets old
o__O
warum liegt da Stroh?
>The live stream with no ads in 3 minutes behind the main one with adsFucking LAME. Can't wait for the public broadcast to get removed
>>142226389wtf is he doing?
>>142226389stupid cunt
>>142226389fat cunt hits a rider, drops her phone, and starts walking blindly into the peloton with her back to the riderslucky there wasn't a massive chute there, she should be in prison
>Gaudu bottle bitchKEK
>go vote>meet the "voiture balai"I have no idea what it is doing here but noice.
>>142226389these fucks just have 0 awarness
>>142226458It has "L'Etape du Tour de France" logos. Isn't that the gran fondo thing associated with TdF that Bertacek does?
grug to sqs confirmed
>>142226303holy fuck you butchered that one mutt. nice try rodriguez
>>142226489Oh you're right, checked the website.
>>142226567Live in Nice?
>>142226567did you vote RN
>>142226579french mommy is in nice
buy Canyon
>>142226623Already did hehehe
Emilia-Romagna has got to be the least interesting region ofn Italy, at least for ciclismo purposes
>>142226623Yes
now I want to go the Macelleria and buy some Italian ham and salami
Question: guy I was riding with yesterday said my rear cassette was wobbling. I checked later and he was right, maybe a millimeter or so of wobble. I had cleaned my cassette earlier in the week, so I took it apart and made sure it was all lined up properly and torqued to spec.Doing some research later, many say a little bit of wobble is normal and shouldn't affect performance. Is this true?
>>142226701and some focaccia, oh maaah gawwd
>>142226725Surely you are missing the spacer
for me its blue shimano neutral bike
>>142226666Checked + same
>>142226725No does it actually move when you wiggle it side to side or is it just visual because it can seem like that if you just look at the cassette spinning because of the way the teeth are positioned
POGEEEEEEEEE
>>142226748What a lovely bike, really should have bought one when I needed a new bike. With rim brakes of course
>>142226666it's good to have girls in/ cyc/
Full suit a pois look ridiculous
>>142226838yeah, it does look a little weird
>astana rider on a completely green bikewhats next, a red one?
>>142226830>boomer discovering 29 inch wheels
I can't tell if this thread is going super slow, or I've filtered to many flags
>>142226838all the jumpsuits look stupid and soulless
>>142226873nah, it's the girly non existing drop that gave it away
fucking jewrosportthey killed their own streaming player and now I need to subscribe to some 3rd party service with double the priceback to free streams then
so Giro in summer, keep it?
>>142226925>he doesn't put his saddle down before going downhill
Based Pogi shitting on Pidcock
>sponsored by tiktok
>>142226742spacers are present and accounted for>>142226788there's no movement when i hold the gear and try to wiggle it (i.e. everything feels solid) but there's a very slight wobble when spinning cassette
>>142227019Chinese W
>>142226900this is pretty slow for a TdF weekend stage
Roglic is going to do stuff today
>>142226943please stay on RAI we need viewers
>Gr. Cavendishit's happening again
French victory again today
>>142226938Discovery+ is 4€ a month (when not discounted), no way Eurosport was significantly cheaper.
>>142227043Thank you, I thought so
>>142227019Funnily enough, road cycling seems like one of the least TikTok friendly sports
>>142227019>a sport 4h+ long>tiktokare they retarded or is this just the cheapest way to get some clout and brand recognition?
>>142226938Yep, it's idiotic that I'd need to pay for HBO Max if I want ciclismo but never ever watch any tv shows there. Streams are fine but harder to use when you're out riding and want to listen to coverage.
>>142227064can you change the language on discovery? dont like the german
>>142227058stayed on squeaker.tv after the switch from Rai Sport to Rai 2 because I didn't want to watch the presentation of the stage again. now I'm back on Rai until they reach the French border.
>>142227019>tiktok?>yes
>>142227064discovery+ was discontinued so now its on MAX with 5.99€ base price + 5€ sports package a montheurosportplayer used to be 6€
>>142227097>can you change the language on discovery?yes
>>142227099Why am I not living in the middle of Alpenini?
>>142227058Is it that bad?
>>142227102>discovery+ was discontinuedmust be a Finnish thing, here it's still available, weird
>>142227115tf does that mean? i dont wanna have ads
>>142227101oh god. ciclismo sure is the most autist sport out there
there aren't photos of pantini in yellow?
>>142226579>>142226586Yes to both questions
>>142226496he is the most quickstep rider ever I don't know why he would ever be on alpecinI guess quickstep is all gay now and doing GTs as a focusimagine mvdp on 10s quickstep
>>142227024fairly certain that's because of the way the each cogs teeth are shaped at least if you have shimano 11/12s, if you look at them you'll see that the shape and placement is uneven and the way I see it you could interpret that as wobble but its working as intended
>>142227168This ends after the tour, then you need to subscribe to hbo max
>>142226389pretty sure covid made the global population IQ plummet by 20 points
>>142227189the answer why he's on his own team and not quick step is money and freedom to do what he wants
>>142227200i only need it for the tour, but it says its not add free so why pay 4€ when i can watch eurosport on tv with ads too
>>142226312are huge tits aero gain or aero penalty?
>>142227238aero gain, natural fairings
>>142227236have this plan for months and never had ads in cycling streams
>>142227238Tits are aero
>>142227200>This ends after the tourNot in Germany afaik, HBO Max will only launch in 2026 here.
>>142227305Bloat maxxers, ww@?
bunda
>>142227305this is him right thereweightmaxxed wattlord in the climbers jersey
>>142227335the age of twinks is officially over
>>142227305they explained his weight gain/loss shit on our broadcast yesterdaydude reeks of dopage
>>142227343RIP Lenny Martinez GC Hopes2024-2024
cyc teams really ruined cycling
>no french audio available gay shit
>>142227372>suomiebin
It'd be cool if the tour was still used as advertising for sponsors with done up trucks if they could make that work without it being a complete shit show (impossible)
>>142227372?
>>142227395wtf i only have english, svenska, suomi, norsk
>>142227391The Caravane is still a thing though
>>142227343valentin paret peintre is the last relevant one, and he full skinnymaxxed
exactly what I would build in stronghold crusaders back in the day
>>142227395>>142227438nvm had to open the main stream NICE!
>>142227438Choose the "2. Etappe mit Siegerehrung" stream for all language options
>>142227492how do you take screenshots?>>142227395 when I try it the video turns black
ass shot
>>142227527turn off hardware acceleration for videos in your browser
>>142227506
>>142227502kek he and cav will be best friends at the end of the race
>>142227502Humiliation ritual
>tour of france>in italywtf make it make sense
>>142227548thanks bro!
>>142227564Their teams are going to be so fed up with their shit after a few days of this
:(
>>142227527desactivate "Use graphics acceleration when available" in chrome.Its a jew trick some services use to prevent you from taking video / screenshots.Illegal in europe btw, but usa is retarded.
crosswind potential status?
Hello. I just went shopping at the local GALMART. I wonder if there are drunken Berts in the parking lot here too.
tete de la course overtaking max verstappen
>>142227502At this point why not just walk?
>>142227343G said Vingegaard doesn't look as lean as the last years, be very afraid
All fat sprinters are already in the cav grupetto
wtf is this imola track
>>142227588>>142227608My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings;Look on my Works, ye Mighty, and despair!Nothing beside remains. Round the decayOf that colossal Wreck, boundless and bareThe lone and level sands stretch far away.
>>142227620hey you're alivewhats Kazakhstan like? Any bonding over common hatred of women?
>>142227598>fed upTour de France easy group ride? I don't think they will. They can enjoy the race and route going easy the whole way and still have freshness for rest of season.
>>142227620>GALMARTI thought it way some word play about goy + walmart but Galmart actually is a thing in Kazakhstan.
but senna was brazilian>>142227658yes, the same track where allah won in 2021
>>142227650 N. Eekhoff184DFP+ 29' 24" S. Bennett53DAT+ 29' 24" F. Gaviria154MOV+ 30' 28" G. Thijssen177IWA+ 30' 28" D. Groenewegen23JAY+ 30' 28" M. Vercher218TEN+ 30' 28" A. Kristoff205UXM+ 30' 28" M. Morkov197AST+ 39' 22" M. Cavendish191AST+ 39' 22" C. Bol193AST+ 39' 22" F. Jakobsen185DFP+ 39' 22" D. Ballerini192AST+ 39' 22"
>>142227502& this is after losing 3kg
>>142227658
>>142227598In the case of jakobsen the team had an entire year to get him ready for this stuff and they just didn't.With cav, well that dude is old and fucked,the only reason he's riding is because astana can't field a good team and the broken record is a good publicity machine.
best 3,99€ ive invested lads
ride Pirelli tires
are you ready for the 30km straight?
I wonder how many of these death traps chuted in the mountains
>>142227658>>142227689>f1fitting for this slurper stage
I knew Abrahamsen would be a great pick
>>142227707is that legendary italian racer Alberto Siena
>>142227710>With cav, well that dude is old and fuckedBrainlet. He's literally vomiting. Dude did Swiss to see if he can do mountains, and he can. Sucks he's sick otherwise 100% he 35's.
>>142227720these kikes ripped me off, i pay extra for the ad free version but now you tell me its adfree anyway
>>142227770just because he molested you doesn't mean you have to defend him
>>142227728going through racetracks always leads to chaos
>>142227738I can't imagine the absolute terror descending off some HC climb on shit roads
>>142227620lol whythey don't see anything you can't get any other minimart
>For me its Max Verstappen and Pogi.
>>142227793idk if it is, it better be, or i will kill this >>142227260 guy
>>142227797Your irrational hatred of anglos makes you a reddit tier poster. Cavendish is based. You are most likely a poogacar enjoyer (cringe faggot).
>>142227833
>>142227684Yes well, the women are paying a lot of attention to me I already noticed. Tall blonde guys must be quite interesting to them. I was probably too much autism to notice that when I was here last time.>>142227817Because it's right next door Bert! They have GOOD bananas at least
>>142227770shouldn't have skipped heat adaption
Imola is a shite circuit though to be honest
ones the imposter haha!
wtf lol
Mauro Schmid wins Slovakia.
ynr Peter Sagan
>>142227908>Autismbert tries to convince /cyc/ he's traveling instead of just using a VPN
If Sagan was vomiting and still completed the stage just inside the limit you reddit boys would be having festival over how le based and hardcore he is. Cavendish does it and it's completely opposite response. Don't make sense. Cavendish is gnarly and based.
>>142227908>Tall blonde guys must be quite interesting to themnot as rare as you thinkit's most likely colourful clothes that marks you as foreigner
>>142227943Ferraribros...
>>142227908>>142228030
>>142228015>he bellowed, from the Walmart parking lot
>>142228029Sagan would be vomiting from is alcohol consumption instead, unlike fraudulent cav.
>>142228011>Baguette
>Jenno BERCKMOES will be winning stage races left and right next yearAnd Berts will be shocked
abrahamsen is an asshole for stealing the sprinting points as the other riders in the break didn't dispute the GPM points.
>>142228150More like Bertmoes haha. Anyway that guy is not even real
>tfw u will never hang out in some hot smelly european town smoking gauloises listening to accordion music waiting for le tour to roll through
>>142228105we now remember that sagan not only finished last years tour but even scored a top 10 result while being a barely functioning alcoholic unlike cav haha
>>142228223You are not even real.BERCKMOES is the next VAN EETVELT.
>>142228208this is a sport, they are competing
>god i wish that were me
>>142228263rode his best results 3 days after his massive binge weekend that got him arrested
>>142228208the weak must fear the strongits not like anyone in this break could even fight him for kom points
>>142228243I think you've romanticised Europe too much. It's a horrible shit hole for the most part. Only rural villages are based. People are very rude, arrogant and irritating. Quite like america.
>>142228278Did we talk about Louis FUHRERMANN winning the Championnat des Îles de l'Océan Indien MJ - ITT already??
why are they in Italy?
>>142228357why are you in Italy?
>>142228357because ciccone won polka dot last year
>>142228357Your country is using the notoriety of the race to advertise itself
>>142228332Not yet.And FROGet was 4th too.ANd ROUGIER-LAGANE didn't even start the Adult ITT. Will probably be supernatural at the Road Race.
>Bini
there's still sprint points left?
>>142228357France sold the le tour to Italy to fund their social security
>Lanterne rouge
JORGENSON CHUTE
>de plus
>>142228375i dont talk to amerisharts
Jorgenson next to get caught by the curse
hahaha
>AERT
BELGIAN CHUUUUTE
Wout’s ass exposed De Plus fucked again lol
>>142228453
FUCK W*UT
ouch
Hahaha fuck W*ut
>the girl I stalked on Strava moved to a different cityit's over
wout gave us a thumbs up
Hubris for buttplugge
>>142228442I'm nice
>>142228375I have nowhere else to go>>142228376>>142228389>>142228423Sounds like bs
Wow something happened in this boredom
based wout is fine, cyc fuming. where does the hate come from anyways? surely one would rather have compassion if he gets kwabbed so often?
>>142228442>t. poopie eyes
>>142228578Thick
>>142228513now ask yourself why she moved
>>142228572a 4 year old grudge because he spiked in power in 2020 after the covid lockdowns hit
>>142228578him and jorgenson don't even look like they chutedmeanwhile de plus completely fucked
>>142228618she doesn't even know I exist
>>142228572We don't like dopeurs who do it without decency
illegal
>>142228631wout's got some road rash and ripped shorts on the right side to be fair
whats his snapchat
>>142228641you can see whos browsing your profile
>>142228685he's dead
Just tuned in. What is this UAE slurping? Pogi is not feeling good or what
The absolute size of (((Abrahamsen))) thighs
>>142224560This is sophienalpen + turn north isn't it?
Wout alone behind the peloton
>>142228721He has actual rivals in this GT (unlike the Giro), he can't just attack like a retard every stage
>>142228721He's 100% sick
>>142228717jimmy neutron a cute
>>142228721he can still gap the GC while abrahamsen wins the stage
It's gotta be weird being a cyclist, you ride half a stage with you bum out and let the doctors massage it on television
why the make them use those stupid number plates on bikes now?
Might become a medic just for the chance of touching wouts ass
>>142228721out of shapesickteam infightingsad because his grandpa diedaka it's fucking over
>>142228721well right now some big dom names chuted usually the peloton waits then, the escape gained a minute from it
>>142228710nuh uh
>>142228791also nobody likes him
I strongly dislike this new Burgerbert. He's mean spirited and has no charm
lab rats with 3 wounded riders already
>>142228710how??
>>142228818I do
>>142228811i dont know, just wanted to rustle your jimmies a bit
why does this wout shitter always crash
the man without friends
>>142228818ah yes, the entire peloton is team fish now since the chatting incident and will fight and sabotage UAE
>>142228822This your first summer here? You just filter them out eventually.
>>142228830it's Strava Stalker Protection, but only appears if you are have your own profile marked as f*male on the profile
are you berts excited for the TdF local circuit today
>>142228829well they say you really don't feel it until two days later and Tuesday will be a chill ride for most of peloton
>>142228748w00t w00t! xD
>>142228652But /cyc/ adores pog.
So ehh 7 minutes. They are letting these dudes take it?
>>142228873how do you take perfect 1920x1080 screenshots?
>>142228930I mean if they attack on Luca it can go very fast
>>1422289301 minute for 10 km is doable still
anyone have some kino cyclist crash vids?? i gotta GOON bros
>>142228933use a video screenshot extension and it will take screenshots from the native resolution of the videoFor example, you can tell I am watching the 480p stream
>>142228985You now remember Froome zigzagging
>>142228933print screen key innit
Kévin wins
GRANDE NIBALI
>>142228933by taking GNU/Screenshots or as I've recently taken to calling it, GNU plus Screenshot.I'm watching the feed directly from cable in a video player and not in a web browser. so it's simply pressing s whenever I want a screenshot in the resolution of the video feed.
autismberts are team Roglic
Race you frauds! Don't just give the stage away.
my cat is eating my oatmeal
I adjusted Abrahamsen for De Plus
>>142229109
>>142229044smart
this edizione ngmi
>>142229109I adjusted him for Gachinard. Not only that two other lads in my league have him.
>>142228933watch ARD stream in mpv
so much awkwardness and tension among the eurosport commentators now that they've added a femoid
>>142229152goodbye, /cyc/
Bookwalter dresses well, looks good in a suit
going to save my thoughts for next thread
>>142229152page 9 not even 1k posts for a tour stage
image limit, we need a new thread
>>142229109I did for Lapeira. It's over isn't it
>>142229229England plays Calcio in a couple hours
>>142229229yes well it's in it*ly so you must understand
new thread >>142229231new thread >>142229231new thread >>142229231
>>142229229Summer and /int/-fags are shitting up the entire board with new thread spam.
this is all w*ut's fault
>>142228357100 years since first italian tour winner
