>>142180126
>game takes place just outside the edge of the storm
too bad

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/bundes/ seething

>>142180085

Alright, I put 50 bucks on the muttschaft. So I win no matter what happens.

>>142180499
what's the odds

>>142180636
@2

>>142180499
*so you can pretend you aren't celebrating the victory because you like the lads

>Havertz will start
>Rüdiger will play
>Sane will play
yeah I'm thnking it's over

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so easy

>>142180688
wow, so high

>>142180709
I don't like the "lads" except Kroos, Fülle, and maybe Kai.

>>142180846
ofc you don't :3

>>142180764
Sahne will start ahead of Wirtz

>>142180808
kek, I have saved this pic. everytime a swiss flag is acting smug I post this and enjoy him spergining out

>>142180126
Bundes

>>142180865
Not sure why you think its so unbelievable that someone doesn't like the ausländers.

>>142180939
FAKE NEWS

>>142181066
screencap this and post in 15 minutos

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>no fülle
>No fwirtz
Wtf is nager doing lol good news is I'm Right and dänemark will btfo us

>>142180764
>Sane will play
No one is that retarded

Weather forecasters are giant autists that scream wolf every time there's a bit more rain. OH MY FUCKING GOD RAIN THE NATION IS IN DANGER. Total nothingburger.

>>142181144
>>no fülle
>>No fwirtz
told oyu tho

>>142181144
musiala <33

>>142181066
->
>>142181144

APOLOGIZE RIGHT NOW

RE
TA
R
DO

>>142181144
Nice photoshop

>>142181144
face of the nation btw

>0 VfB

NAGERSMAN RAUS

JETZT

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>>142181144
It's over

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>>142181144
>Sane

>>142181144
our boy cinderella got dominated by Xhaka, what a pathetic performance from him!

>>142181144
Holy shit that shit is so grim. Sahne has done fuck all so far and he still gets into the starting 11. This is pure insanity.
There is no way he is this retarded. This really is forced by the government.

>swiss are really going to kick italy out
grüezi wohl

>>142181144
I would change my Tippspiel Tipp if Dänemark wasn't so shit.

This is pure Flick shit.

Why would Nager play Sahne? Does he intend to lose?

HOPP SCHWITZ HOPP

I now regret betting on this retarded team.

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We'll join them

>Italien raus
ooophh

Hope we go out. Fucking mutt Sane is pure garbage. Just for the fucking quota.

name 1 good reason why Sahne deserves to start after those 3 cameos?

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>>142180126

DACH-lands marching on

>>142181795
it makes bundes tards seethe, worth every second

>>142181185
I TOLD YOU

>>142181708
>We
...
But yeah.

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honestly this dänemark team is really gut we're so fucked GERMANBROS....

You guys always complain about the Startelf lmao

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brandnew bild banter

>>142181925
It's always trash.

>>142181144
Zeigs uns Leroy

>>142181795
He is brown.

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>>142181795
If even >Rüdiger is allowed to play, anyone is fair-game.

>>142181144
warum wählt nagelsmann füllkrug nie. sogar warum ist auch wirtz diesmal nicht in der aufstellung. das ist so dumm. zu dumm.

>>142181903
>we
Fuck off

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>startelf

>>142181979
kek, the banter is real.

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>>142181708
I bet serious money on our team, so yeah they are definitely losing tonight.

>>142182064
Stop being such a fag, I'm German make dealings

>>142182190
He is right tho

>>142182041
negersmann ist behindert

Why cabt this retard just put a fucking real stürmer in the fucking sturm. Why does havertz to do this when its not his best position and why the fuck does this sane retard not get kicked out of the muttschaft... its all so retarded.

ÖR doesn't seem so bad after watching RTL for a while

>>142181790
>>142181795
Die Quote muss stimmen
Es müssen mindestens 4 Migranten auf dem Platz stehen. Jeder der was anderes sagt ist geistig behindert. Selbst wenn wir gewinnen kann man niemals einen Spieler wie Wirtz für sahneger rausnehmen
Null Bock mehr aufs Spiel lol

>>142181979
mamma mia, good one

I'm telling you they are forcing Nagelsmeme to field a certain amount of ngubus.

>13°C max temp on Tuesday
fuck this shit

>>142182018
Alhamdulillah!

Someone should force you to take a certain amount of meds.

>>142182391
40°C mid-end of July, book it.

>>142182320
True. I'm going for a walk now. Fuck this shit.

Sahne always looks like that black guy from my name is earl

>>142181144
>Shitnee
lmao

>>142182018
what a chad

>>142181795
he's a mutt, that's the only thing that matters
rooting for Denmark now

No seriously, why the fuck is Sahne playing?

Könnte Jahrhundertgewitter werden

Sane is based and will make 2 goals.

You've heard it here first

Why can't we have a coach that lets the best players play on their positions?
Literally putting in the worst player of the tournament lol.
And I know sahneger gonna score and start against Spain and we'll lose lol

>>142182342
who are they?

>>142182675
Sane will fumble the ball twice in a 1 vs 1 against the keeper

GuMo

>>142182610
because Nailsmeme was, is and will always be a meme

you have to be fucking kidding me
sane???????? he didnt do ANYTHING
havertz???? useless
playing with 9 man gg
pathetic

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>>142182675

Is Nager broken? He keeps doing the exact same head movement

Can’t really see myself watching, but we’ll see

>>142182733
Yes, probably. I agree.
He will make 2 goals regardless

>>142182675
you mean the Sane that has scored 0 league goals since October 2023?

>bring in Raum because he can cross
>bench Füllkrug the only one who can use crosses
BRAVO NEGERMANN THE TACTICAL GENIUS STRIKES AGAIN

what is the legit tactical reasoning behind these changes? he stubbornly started all three games with same 11 and now this.

BRING BACK LÖW, THE RATFACED FRAUD HAS TO GO

>>142182832
See >>142182796

>>142182824
He makes the important plays and goals. See the Madrid CL game where he brought back Bayern by himself

>>142182781
Havertz is fine, Sane had three opportunities and did fuck all noteworthy
He shouldn't be the first one to be swapped in let alone starting

>>142182671
>they said for the fifth time this year

>>142182610
Politics.
Guess why Neuer probably did that entire rainbow-band-bullshit in the first place: In order to not get replaced by someone "more colorful".

Stop shitting on Sane. He's probably more racist than any of you guys.

>>142182884
I think he had the opportunity to score one or two goals in the league (which they lost) and the Pokal (which they lost)

>>142182944
he can't be racist, chud.

>>142182901
> ane had three opportunities and did fuck all noteworthy
I wouldn’t say that. Consistently being the worst player on the pitch is kind of noteworthy

>>142182944
he's also a worse player than most of us

>>142182979
Ask Mané about that

DAS DARF EINFACH NICHT WAHR SEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN BITTE KEIN SAHNE BITTTTTTTTTTTTEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>142181144
da wirtz in anderer position spielte konnte er nicht gut spielen wie will nagel. falls wirtz statt gündogan wäre

The big government narrative for this tournament is DIVERSITY, if Germany actually win without having half of the team being foreigners this destroys their plans. The team must be 50% non white at all costs.

>>142183015
he just internalized the systemic racism

>>142182675
Sahne is a vile mutt no matter how much he scores.

>>142183017
ABER BITTE MIT SAHNE!

>>142182884
>TWO goals in the CL (they lost)

>>142183070
Nah, he's based.

>>142183032
>if Germany actually win
well with Shitne they won't

Gleich gibts heftigsten Regen, Sturm und Hagel. Das wird so eine shitshow vor allem auf den Fanmeilen mit den ganzen halbnackten Mädels

>>142182954
>>142183099
Yeah, it's always and only Sane's fault when his team fumbles. Can't be anybody else. You have lower IQ than the average Stammtisch

Will you come over and suck my dick when Sane scores?

you guys are acting like Leroy Sane has fewer CL trophies than Timo Werner, come on now.

#FreeFührich

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So brudis alles nach Plan soweit

>>142183186
>applying common metrics to a player is LOW IQ because... I AM HIGH IQ
ok whatever retard, don't even want to know what kind of genetic train wreck is typing this crap

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Just put a cheeky $80 on dänemark though I'm scared if danes can't score before lücke cums on...

Yeah we got this

why the fuck is sane starting?

>>142183288
Answer me

>Will you come over and suck my dick when Sane scores?

VÖLLLLLLLLLIGG LOOOOSSSSSSSGELLLLLLLLLÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖSSSSSSSSTTTT VONNN DERRRRR ERRRRRDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>142183346
he's a lightskin mulatto

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uhm ACKSHUALLYYYYY Sahne starting has been approved by based Tobias Escher, so stop the seething.

>>142183186
>Will you come over and suck my dick when Sane scores?
ah yes you sound like a very educated man and not at all like a 60 IQ foreigner on Hartz

>Sportwetten
Actual low IQ trash in this thread

>>142183400
>he keeps dodging the question

>>142181144
what the actual fuck is this lineup

>Andrich ist blond now
Why are players doing this? Looks so stupid

>>142183440
Literally me

>>142181144
hatte Nagelsmann nen Hitzeschlag oder was soll der scheiß kek

>>142183481
just because no girl wants to touch your mutilated little brown shrimp doesn't mean you have to shit up /bundes/ with your faggotry you Hauptschüler

Hojlund has a chin like Chad Thundercock

>>142183397
>zwischenlinienräume öffnen
fr no cap

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Florian Wirtz has paid the price for a mediocre performance against Switzerland. He drops out of the starting line-up and is replaced by Leroy Sane. You can see Julian Nagelsmann's tactical thinking. The Danes like to use their wing-backs to attack, and by employing a proper winger, he likely thinks that he can both occupy that threat and force Kasper Hjulmand's centre-backs to spread out across the pitch and offer up some space.

Do not underestim𝗮te how much of 𝗮 big c𝗮ll this is. Jamal Musiala has been Germany's man of the tournament, but Wirtz is the reigning player of year in the Bundesliga. Given that Nagelsmann has spoken repeatedly about the need for continuity and chemistry, and has been naming the same starting lineup for months, making such a dramatic change at this stage of the tournament is an enormous gamble.

This will be one of those nights: at the end of it, we will either be saluting his tactical bravery, or writing about a hail of criticism from the German media. This needs to go well for Nagelsmann.

>>142183648
>against Switzerland.
* and Hungary.

>>142183622
>he talks the talk but can't walk the walk

Pathetic

>>142183694
I bet you are the toughest shitskin in the jobcenter line, bravo

>>142183440
I thought only degenerate muslims hang out in rundown Tipico Kneipen to chimp out when they lose their bet for the millionth time.

I'm about to eat some rouladen but sadly it shan't be enough to up the germans and help us win
>>142183694
I'll suck your dick for free if you buy me a flight

>>142183648
old news.

chads already read that article @Neinhold on x

>>142181185
laugh at this guy

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>>142181144
wie wird er heute sein

>>142183747
they do but they also post on /bundes/

>>142183809
fucking love that dude

>>142183769
>I'll suck your dick for free if you buy me a flight
Fuck off mutt. Don't @ me

>>142183737
That's a lot of projection for a handful of posts. Just say you're gonna suck my dick if I'm right, so you can keep your dignity

Lahm is such a little Politiker bitch.

>>142183854
He looks so fucking slimy kek

>>142182041
Die Logik ist wohl, daß Nagelsmann der Meinung ist, Dänemark ist zu stark im Kopfball und will spielerisch starke Spieler haben.
Daher bevorzugt er Havertz gegenüber Füllkrug. Und Sahne geht wohl in die gleiche Richtung, er dribbelt sehr stark (wenn er einen guten Tag hat)

>>142183840
Meds, Mehmet

>>142183826
How do they find their way here?

>>142183840
>blah blah blah Kanakspeak blah blah blah
nobody cares Ahmed

>>142183943
I'm going to take some Viagra when you agree to suck it

Today we are all Danes

>>142183904
How did Merte not just fucking punch him at the end of that "interview"

>>142183918
> Die Logik ist wohl, daß Nagelsmann der Meinung ist, Dänemark ist zu stark im Kopfball und will spielerisch starke Spieler haben.

>Spielstark
>Sahne and Muttsiala
Losing the ball is a strength now?

>>142184015
nö

>>142183959
dragonball

my kanzler

>>142184036
Das hat er praktisch so im Interview so gesagt, wie kopfballstark die Dänen sind

https://www.kicker.de/nagelsmann-ueber-havertz-intern-viel-hoeher-angesiedelt-als-in-der-oeffentlichkeit-1035184/video

junge wer ist der möngi da

>>142184050
They should stay in their gay Facebook groups

>The next fake little bitch on display
How does this Arbeitsverweigerer still have a job

>>142183918
aber er müsste nicht unbedingt statt wirtz gündogan auswählen. sogar füllkrug ist stärker als havertz. lücke kann besser spielen als havertz

>>142183840
Mald harder turk roach

>>142184156
please just shut the fuck up
you have very little to no knowledge about this sport

>>142184131
Deine Mutter

>Ronny already seething bard
you love to see it

>>142184156
Ja, sehe das auch nicht so wie Nagelsmann. Aber er hält viel von Havertz, auch weil er viel läuft und Räume schafft für die anderen Spieler .
Das ist wohl Trainer Denken.

Nie wieder Deutschland.

>>142184254
>>142184291
>>142184206
>>142184196
>>142184194
>>142184156
>>142184143

ze mannschaft needs all NECHERS zey can get

demokratische grundwerte BITTE

lmao, imagine we go home today
roflcopter even

Sane starting is a scandal even if he plays good today

>Wirtz totalausfall vs Switzerland
>retards are surprised he doesn't start next game

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we are seated for this Man Shaft masterclass

>>142184401
Shitnes only memorable moment this tournament was missing a sitter. your cuck brain is damaged.

Come on Deutschland

>>142184401
huh? MuzzyAllah and Kimmchi wasted 2 world class balls from him?

>>142184401
>Sahne totalausfall wann immer auf dem Platz

>>142184372
Das ist meiner Meinung so in etwa wie Guardiola mit seinen Geistesblitzen vor großen Spielen.
Wenn Nagelsmann Pech hat macht er das ganze Mannschaftsgefüge damit kaputt.

So ein Arschloch hat sich geblackfaced habt ihr das gesehen?

>>142184401
>tschermany got an actual opponent due to the win
>instead of shitaly

Wirtz was playing 4d chess you brainlet shitskins!

actually lmaoing at the ronnies

>>142184547
But Sahne would be shit even if he was white

Wer kam denn auf die Idee das wir ausgerechnet gegen Spaninen spielen sollen?

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de schündogaan
de rüdicheer
de illllkaaaay
de gimmmich

>muh sofascore
kys

>>142184621
Aber mir spiele gesche de Däne?

>englisch ref

betting 200 that the muttschaft will win, due to lastminutekrug-------------

how can you be THAT fat at that age

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>no schlotterkwab and (C) link up today

Easy win. Trust the plan.

And of course no rain in sight. Meteorologists are frauds

>>142184981
they closed the roof mongo

>>142184981
already starting to look like the dawn of gods here

irgendwas stimmt doch mit der hymne nicht?!

>>142185045
Gott strafe Dänemark

SCREEN CAP OF THAT QT

RIGHT FUCKING NOW

>>142185124
I was singing sorry

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gott straft die pfälzer!

>>142185045
>dawn of gods
Wagner stare

>>142185160
maybe all that incest wasn't a good idea

what is up with the weird delay between music and stadium sound? makes the hymn sound like shit lile they're all off-key

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>>142184981

>>142185160
Frenchies had 400 lightning strikes per minute, the whole map was yellow

GÜNDOGOD

Lfg BASED dänemark beat those piefke scum (also niggers)
>>142184632
Sofascore is a turkroach app also the ratings suck and don't correspond to realität

>>142185283
>implying they aren't dogshit either way

>>142184981
It just started raining here pünktlich zum Anpfiff. I give it 5 minutes tops before it reaches Dortmund

guys, do you actually disconnect your PC and router during a thunderstorm or do you just take the risk?

>>142185330
Germany - Suckers and losers

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>Lfg BASED dänemark beat those piefke scum

>>142185244
NRW needs a NUKE

Total Ruhrassi Death!

Ist Sören rooting for Denmark or Deutschland?

>>142185404
>Not shopping my hair on his head
0/10

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>>142185379
>he has no Versicherung gegen Elementarschäden

SCHLOTTERBECK

First I saw scamacca and now I see Raum honestly neck tattoos are super cool and maybe I'll get one

ROBBED

kwab

>>142185559
again, btw

holy rigged

I went to the original Lego-Land in Denmark as a kid. It sucked

>english ref
how is this allowed?

HÄ?

>>142185655
seriously
what the fuck

The nigger von dänemark is very bad

KIMCHI

I look like Bah

>>142185902
multiple people told me I look like selenskyj kek

>>142185902
*Tah

schlotterchad is so much more secure than tah

Sahne touched the ball yet??

/bunda/

>>142186205
he touch the balls of your father xD

>>142186205
first action was by sane you tard

holy refball.

This will count as an assist

>>142186362
we can beat 11 danes and 3 english retards

Hummels will score

meisterlich, toni

das sieht bisher doch alles ganz gut aus!

Danes are actually shit lul

>basler @ the dopa
now I kinda want the shaft to crash out..

>>142186619
Ist doch scheiß egal wie das aussieht mit diesen Hurensohn Schiedsrichtern verlieren wir sowieso

We play too good I bet we lose this

based rüdiger

How is our xg so far?

>>142186468
toni totalausfall bisher

>Jo-ACKim

>only seated places
>nobody is sitting
?

Ich steh' auf dicken Arsch, Haare mit roten Strähnen. Solang' ich 'nen Ständer hab' wie beim Noten lesen

honestly not a big fan of how WE are playing

andrich jfc

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uh why arent we leading yet sisters???

>>142184981
well?

>>142187452
Kannst du den Schiedsrichter fragen

When you're close to tears remember
Someday it'll all be over
One day we're gonna get so high

Though it's darker than December
What's ahead is a different colour
One day we're gonna get so high

>>142187514
Deine Freundin macht in High Heels führ mich Rührei
Währenddessen leg ich ein paar Lines auf ihren Führerschein
Puller für die Hoes, meine Liebe ist synthetisch
Bist du grad nicht in der Küche gehst du wieder in den Käfig

classic sane

>>142187514
January is darker than december

can't watch sahne anymore
please get beier or führich in

>>142187595
ja... aber der rhyme...
der rhyme ist fett
ja...

K I N O
I
N
O

Wieso wird das Spiel nicht unterbrochen wenn es da gewittert und blitzt? Das ist doch lebensgefährlich

Where the fuck is Wirtz
How the best german player is in the bench

KRABAUTZ

Havertz is shit kek

hat der gerad autobahn gesagt?!
der muss weg! jetzt reichts

It's F1 all over again

havertz
sane
musiala
RAUS

>sell gorillion players
>no money for a roof
what does Alki spends that money on?

?????
just play wtf is this

It's over

>lightning-delay
KWAB

oh nonono

based co müller

>>142187907
its a third wirld wellblechhütte
shouldve played in gelsenkirchen

>>142187514
>One day we're gonna get so high
DUUUUUUUUUUUUUDEEEE

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>>142187595
WRONG

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>>142187792
>solded him

>>142180126
>Before the storm
You knew

close the roof maybe??

eriksson is gonna attract a lightning bold with his artificial heart

>>142187907
he loses it all on doppelkopf

>>142180126
himmel wurde wütend nachdem er sah dass sane dribbelt

ahahah this is highly irregular tho

DORTMUND GEHT UNTER

>>142188136
almost like that's been news all day??

Nuri Şahin is going to fuck BVB

absolutely pathetic stadium.

fck
klima

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>>142188370
yes yes

thank dog I didn't go to dorkmund lel

>>142188313
Very convenient

Meteorologists won again

where was the break during slovakia/ukraine or whatever it was

>>142188250
FINALLY playing again this week

>>142188846
donezk 1h

Will they abbrechen and re-schedule the Spiel?

142188888
wasted

Germany is such a 3rd world country

Is that field even playable now?

>>142188980
lets hope so
we look awful

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german stadium engineering

How often is there lightning in Germany?

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>melody got struck beim scheißen
KWAB

>>142189026
Pour it all on the danes

>>142189189
kino

Musicals simply has no precision lol
And Sahne as dumb as always

>ein blitz
>spiel over

Why is this country so cucked?

>>142180378
Für welches Spiel außer Türkei ist das überhaupt ?

>>142189363
English ref made that call you demoootivator

>>142189183
it's been well over 30°C all day. gewitter was unavoidable.

>>142189183
this past half a year it has been like 10 times more then the 10 years before combined

Kicker ticker just deleted their tick about the fans singing oh Wie ist das schön. Is that song not OK? Or did they FACTUALLY sing something else?

>>142189363
junge bist behindert?

>>142189482
they singed it

>>142189363
english ref decided to unterbrech the match

>>142189523
The why delet

>>142189482
it's still there though?

>>142189524
>>142189471
angl*s shouldn't be allowed on german ground in the first place

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PIKACHU DONNERBLITZ

PI KA CHUUUUUUUUUUUUU

OK, I have a joke:
why did the english referree stop the game?

>>142189711
why?

>>142189624
It's not Pikachu, it's elektek taking revenge on bvb for stealing his look 22/23

I lost all respect I had for the Nager starting Leroy

>>142189742
because he united suck my balls!!!
lmao

>>142189711
he's an english retard

>>142189762
Complete lunacy
He probably is his wife's bull or something

>>142189524
only because danes got scared and put their arms up high