>>142170120
LIVE: K-1 World GP 2024 in Sarajevo>https://methstreams.com/boxingstreams/k1-world-gp-2024/
First for Jiri
recovering from my bong hit transplant
>>142187432THE particle style?
Alex refuses to stop using magic.
Daddysanyas little boy fights tonight
SOON
Leem Heem Fightin macheem
he is not your bank
>>142187550ok im heem picking jirihes the perfect counter to pereira
*laughs at thread*
>>142187550Holy FUCK jiri is a bum
hope jiri wins so we get a trilogy
>>142187671>brute force yet accurate through your le fundamentalsyeah im thinking based
>>142187713Poatan might retire if he gets brutally heemed again. He's old
hope alex wins so we can move on from this cringe dude it's just like tekken matchup
>>142187671Holy FUCK jiri is a won
>>142187671He won dummy
Preddit gets tkos Daddysanya HEEMS
*enters the thread*
>diddysanya
Pereira will literally knockout Jiri and everyone knows this. Why are they even fighting
>>142188198Brutal tko
home is where your heart is
>>142188252I don't know
Do you agree with this question; tonight will be the final nails in the coffins of Ortega, Smith & Machado Garry
>>142188257
izzy won the first fight, it was a robberyizzy won the second fight, the ref saved pereira with a bs standing 8 countizzy essentially won the third fight, goddard stopped it early and izzy was up 3-1izzy ZEEMED pereira in the 4th fight
Can't even tell if these jiri marks are trolling or not. You do realize that bum is getting knocked the fuck out (again) right?
I beat that guy one time
>>142188795>mark
>>142188795marc goddard isn't the ref this time
>>142188626Sublime submission.
>>142188814In many ways Izzy won all 4 fights.
call me crazy but I think most fights today could go either way
>>142189377buy an ad
shoutout to the puppy
>>142189396This>>142189377
>>142188626>izzy essentially won the third fight, goddard stopped it early and izzy was up 3-1Even if Adesanya somehow survived that sequence, he was getting walked down like a bitch and it would have happened again, and even if he lasted the round it would have been a 10-8 and thus a draw.
heeming someone must feel incredible
>>142187396>>142187396Poatan won
>>142189377I hate simps so fucking much
OOOOOOHHHHH PEREDDIT WITH THE EARLY STOPPAGE (again)
Alex Pereira vs. Jiri ProchazkaBrian Ortega vs. Diego LopesAnthony Smith vs. Roman DolidzeMayra Bueno Silva vs. Macy ChiassonIan Machado Garry vs. Michael Page
>>142188795Lol he didn't even get knocked out last time
>>142189359this is true, the psychopaths of r/heem treat a correct pick like it was against the laws of physics for it to have gone any other way
>>142189359you're crazy
>>142188795>againname one single time periera has knocked jiri out
>>142189634Nothing is even close b
>leaped over in the title queue by #10 ranked Steve Erceg and a debut fighterhow would you cope if you were him?
>>142189634go to a mma gym then and heem someone retard
>>142190047
>>142190154he should try getting a good win
Yet another swedish mma star on the rise
>>142189377Looks too cute to be working at Walmart
>USES the STEROIDS>SIGNS the CONTRACT>DODGES the DOBER>LEAVES the ORGANIZATION>JOINS the KARATE>KILL the VICK
>>142188795Go look at r/sportsbook and see what reddit is saying75% of them are on Pereira and Lopes. That tells you all you need to know.
>>142190154I like him but he's a boring pillowfisted fighter. The only interesting thing he did was almost get his leg ripped off
What if I told you I can count how many People I like here in less than one Hand?
>>142189769>jiri>diego>smiff>mayra>mvp
buddy got his jaw broken and then got brutalized and violated right after. in front of everybody. you chuds ever imagine yourselves having to live w/ something like this?https://x.com/ShogunDoBronx/status/1807092395873337615
>>142190376and he made that gimp damir look like a total FEWL
I really really hurt my Knee today doing a single Leg 92kg Squat. I home in going to be alright
>>142189769>poatan>diego>roman>silva>machado
>>142189359>Pereira vs JiriJiri is just Johnny Walker 2.0, he'll be flushed and it'll be obvious he was never good>Ortega vs LopesOrtega is flushed, and was never good>Smith vs DolidzeSmith is a fucking turbobum and was never good>Garry vs PageGary is a literal faggot cuckold and can't strike to save his lifeIn conclusion, your crazy man
>>142190376
>>142190377>Go look at RedditErm WHAT? you should literally ban him for life for this
how the smiff sistas feelin?
remember when tards said jiri will get heemed by the technical ratjeet
some1 remake this w/ whittaker
>>142190662if you want to make money betting MMA, find the consensus picks on r/sportsbook and bet the opposite.
>>142190588how did jerry kill volkan if he's johnny walker level
why are james vick and sam alvey karate combat's biggest stars
they told me this shit starts at 4pm where are the heems
>>142190684/heem/tards are incapable of thinking rationally once a fighter is branded as "Reddit". They can only hate that fighter. Jiri will heem. Cap this.
>>1421908364pm in Denver
>>142190836two bongs bunless you don't mean poofc then we don't watch that crap here
>>142190792neither Volkan nor Walker were never good>>142190853if ever there was a fighter that was taylor-made for reddit, it's Jiri
>>142190765The other anons tactic sounded way better than yours and also wasn't a trannie. I rule that gets you 85percent returns
>>142190853Samurai is gonna shock the world.
>>142189769JiriOrtegaSmiffChiassonGarry
>>142189769JiriOrtegaSmithBueno Silva I guess lol idfcIan Machado Fairy
>>142190946Jiri is fun to watch and has an extremely high heem rate. Call him reddit all you want. He's my boy
>>142190947what tactic? Look back in the r/sportsbook archives when Jon fought Gane and Conor vs Dustin 2. That entire site was 100% sure Gane and Conor would win
>>142190946which fighters aren't reddit and what justification do you have
UFC is fake
>>142190588You might get Ortega but you're losing at least 3 of these picks. Sorry!
>>142191252Any fighter who appeals to redditors are reddit, it's not rocket surgery
>>142191400>rocket surgery
>>142191249Betting on black fighters. Well good if it works for you but I wouldn't want to have to go there every week and would want to have to count on stupidity
>>142190192
>jiri is reddit because....HE JUST IS OKAY
What time is the Conor fight tonight, bros?
Bettyshor is coming to the UFC, how do you think she's going to do?
>>142191400so reddit gets all the appealing fighters and we get the boring trash?
>>142191487Conor fights against addiction all day, every day
>>142190588>dolidze isn’t a turbobum >lopes is a beast bro he beat THE pat sabatini
Heemers aren't reddit>b-but!No
>>142191259>the anti-heem gloves ensure rogue fighters don't go off-script
>>142191487>
tbqh i wish pereira would wear the black/gold shorts instead of his custom ones
>>142191599first day of school look
>>142191692what's this look?
conor is 0-2 against his foot
>>142191487uhh about the conor fight..
Alex by means of threshing floor
>>142189769Jiri ProchazkaDiego LopesRoman DolidzeMacy ChiassonIan Machado Garry
>>142189769PereiraOrtegaDolidzeChiassonMVP
>Tranny>Mutt>MonkeyIs Mark Hunt the VPN heemster?
>>142189769>Jiri Prochazka>Brian Ortega>Anthony Smith>Mayra Bueno Silva>Ian Machado Garry
>>142190632
>>142191928
Here are tonight's results friends. Winner highlighted.Red = heemYellow = sub Blue = decision
>>142191870Is that Rozenstrewic?
>>142192037McKinney needs to hang it up. Worst chin in UFC
Smiff wins tonight and he's calling for a title shot
>>142192011wtf that's a screenshot from the actual script what are you doing man
>>142191870wtf even are tapirswhat a weird animal
Joe Pyfer punches hard
>>142192128he calls out pereira but jiri winsso he has to fight pereira for #1 contender KEK
>>142191928Likely hunt is vpn spammy (slovenia)
>>142192183work hardplay hard
>>142192183Pyfer has negative charisma in interviews. He's a low IQ inarticulate meathead with a chip on his shoulder and is very off-putting
>>142192011you're better be behind at least 3 vpns, Daner's coming
>>142192282Hmm, off by one. How do you screw that up??
>>142192183eddie hall punches harder
>>142192291u sound like a fag no offense
>>142189769poatanortegasmith>wmmaMVP
>>142192360>HE'S GOT THE SECRET OF THE EVERLASTING GOBSTOPPER!>WE HAVE TO STOP HIM!
>>142192291no racism outside of /b/
>>142192388Would dana take back the house if Pyfer goes on a legendary early losing streak? Like 5 losses in a row, each against worse opponents?
>>142192168god's chosen pigple
Tonight's K-1 is pure quality Semi final qualifier starting rn
>>142192360>Round 3embarrassing
whos the macy chiasson clone again?
>>142192784THATS NOT UFC
>Tonight's K-1 is pure quality >Semi final qualifier starting rn
>>142192784do you even watch that shit or do you just post for the memes
>>142192967they were running away while he was getting angrier and angrier lmaothey were like 2 minute rounds also
>>142191456anyone have the up close and faster edit of this?
>>142191928Not a good look for hunt when hes trying to appeal to normies for his lawsuit
>>142193267watchin rn b>>142193225Ugly cunt
whos the gillaian roberston clone again? shes like 40 years old
Jiri murders Pereira
The martial arts... is life.
>>142189769>Alex Pereira >Diego Lopes>Anthony Smith>Mayra Bueno Silva >Michael Page
>>142191928wtf i support mark hunt now
>>142193327That can not be still going, and anyway this wouldn't sway anything he's that far off with the lawsuit. Why does he hate this prozzie anyway? Did she lie about services? I hate when they do that
Uh!.... We going all the way back to 2000 with this one.... UH.... UHHHH! ...... LET'S GO!Zeem in now zeem out!Zeems up now zeems down!Zeem up! Zeem up!What you gonna do now?!Keep zeemin' zeemin' zeemin' zeemin'!What!?Keep zeemin' zeemin' zeemin' zeemin'!C'mon!Keep zeemin' zeemin' zeemin' zeemin'!Yeah!Keep zeemin' zeemin' zeemin' zeemin'!Now I know you'll be loving these zeems right here!L-I-M-ZEEM, BISCUIT is right here!So people in the house put those zeems in the air'Cos if you don't zeem! Then we don't zeem!
I knew someone who knew mark hunt's son, so I basically know mark hunt.
DZbros..What if the effeminate faggot heem our boy ?
THE Anthony Smith that lost half of his fights?
>>142194461no that's bjpenn.com
>>142194461What compels you to be a lying piece of shit on 4chan? Anthony Smith's win rate is over 50%. Asshole.
>>142189769>Didnt save my postFag
>>142191955wait actually swap out my heem pickture for this.
>>142191099>that picAre you a woman/tranny
>>142194382DZ are effeminates. Time to remigrate in your shithole soon.
Bros I literally can't wait for the fight, my heart is pounding away in anxiety I don't think I can make it to th
>>142194546they were wrong anyway
>>142192308i'm not even on earth bro
>>142194673both
>>142193225hey anon may I save this image to use every time someone mentions ONE on /heem/?
>>142187396Fuck Dana
>>142194739That's besides the point.
>>142194830sure
Dolidze > Hermanson > Pyfer > Ngannou > Jon Jones (as seen by the the ducking) > Smiff
>>142187396Fuck Dana (passionately)
>>142194894Thanks. Saved!
>>142189871Floyd would rape just heem him in 1m
>>142189915He hasn't even knocked anyone out in the UFC
just took my weekly shower gotta look fresh for heem night
>>142194725If they are effeminate What make that of your people, they are constantly bullying and raping your kind IRL and then you constantly cry on internet "muh evil DZ i hate them"I will stay there, seethe and cry tranny
>>142194894>>142194939wholesome interactions like these are what makes /heem/ such an awesome place
>When the pizza delivery guy asks for a tip
>>142195196ArnGOD tanked that shit
I could heem you
Remember when Volk did the funny old man video to poke fun at being over 35 then he got brutally heemed by a younger man lol
>>142194816Masdeval is better than you though, he's all skill no Body if you think about it, and still managed to beat up some Animals. That's high level. Even the way he moves, it doesn't look sturdy
>>142195465NOOOOOOOOOOO
I could weem you
>>142195296Heem is built on unity, brotherhood and the shared understanding that we don't watch that crap here.
Post your walkout song https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MlwqOVnXuc4
>>142195542im gonna sheem you baby girl
>>142195465>tf>tplol
>>142195542slammed on your ricebowl
>>142189769PoatanOrtegaSmiffChiassonIan MyWifesBF Garry
>>142189769perrerryortegadoldizedont care fuck wmmamvp
Hell, I could creem you
>>142195588>t.
>>142195525i remember lol what a pathetic faggot that guy is
>>142195545https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F3ZRRHyzcWw
I’m straight up chillin rn nigga
>Gillian Robertson isnt lauren murphy
test
>>142195525Remember when Volk became a suicidal alcoholic due to the birth of his 3rd daughter?
>>142195849Gillian Robertson is Lauren Murphys better looking sister
Joe Pyfer looks like a bigger bo nigga
Why won't Ngannou sign the contract?
we should do a heem meetup but instead of fighting, we all just have sexahaha
>>142189769Jiri ProchazkaBrian OrtegaRoman DolidzeMayra Bueno Silva Michael Page
>>142195663
>>142195849>>142195896gillian robertson is the coalburning version of lauren murphy
why wont 4chins let me post images
>>142195999mutt's law
what are these Kwab-1s doing, Wales you fucking snake oil saleman
>>142191487Mein Führer.... Conor...
>>142196024they blocked the images meng. they be blocking some random ass images and filenames in /heem/ especially
>>142189769jirilopessmithsilvagarry
>>142194203She is Candace Witehara. No idea who it is and now she's gone from the internet. Maybe you're right and she is a literal prostitute who scammed him.
>>142196043oh really?
>>142189769Pereira OrtegaDolidzeSilvaGarry
>>142196100kek
>>142196183din's her coach and her husband is white you absolute schizo
>>142196242> her husband is whitemany such cases
>>142196358i bet your husband's white too
I could heem, zeem, sleem, pleem, keem you to fucking living death
Can't wait, pizza in the oven.
>>142196242> her husband is white you idiot
>>142196183Looks like a Brazzers scene
>>142196436you however, are not white.
>my super secret hd no delay stream got dana'd
>>142195537>he'd still beat yo ass tho >bet you wouldn't say that to he face tho
Can't be touched, can't be stoppedCan't be moved, can't be rockedCan't be shook, we hotWhen will you niggas learn?
>>142196552that's fucking illegal
>>142196583Life in Brazil is crazy
In many ways 303 is nothing but frauds
>>142196583titties
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gGY1J9XTXuwBeen away for a whole heckin day, not sure if I can be arsed to watch the prelims tbph. How did PVZ do at slap
>>142189769>Jiri Prochazka>Diego Lopes>Anthony Smith>Mayra Bueno Silva>Ian Garry
I got dat dawlg in me but Dana doesn't just give out contracts on your word. If he would just let me show him one time.
>>142196800Ortega is a better version of Evloev. Lopes is going to rush in trying to get a finish and gas himself cuz Ortega is unheemable
>>142196808gay orgies aren't something to brag about
ffs
>>142196808What's his name?
>>142196751get some buzz in your regional scene, then get on the contender series or something. if you really got that dawlg in you that shouldn't be a problem.
>>142196703Crazy how even the most based among us can become le epic tryhard reddit tier in a matter of a few years. It's grim bros...
>>142196808Same b, was heeming some yank poofter and my quads are exhausted
>>142196808i would take you to deep waters b
One of the biggest "what ifs" in mma
>>142196913I've not even been here a year b wym
sausage
Its honestly redit af to not like Ian Machado
>>142191981damn never knew it went down like dat.. alves kwabbing his way out of a str8 ali moment..
Who is the best striker on Machado Garry's resume?
>>142196918>clozapiggy is pozzed
p4p best /heem/ posts>heem clips presented without comment>non-heem fight clips presented without comment>actual MMA discussion and analysis>betting picks >meme fight clips p4p worst /heem/ posts>any gay/tranny shit >any comment about Chandler's kids>unfunny non-sequiturs >
>>142197123One of the best celebrations after that
>>142192037jesus that's just fucking brutal. still cant get over the fact that these dudes risk absolute violation every time they step in there. god. imagine. out cold. and some fuckin giga faggot with lip fillers and botox does a lil swindle after ending you..
>>142196903He's even smaller in person its pretty crazy
>>142197191I still don't know what that means raj, heemed some amazing lamb vindaloo today btw
>>142196808what's his name?
>>142197290Jolie is a skank ho
>>142197241>p4p best /heem/ posts>>heem clips presented without comment>>non-heem fight clips presented without comment>>actual MMA discussion and analysis>>betting picks >>meme fight clips >>p4p worst /heem/ posts>>any gay/tranny shit >>any comment about Chandler's kids>>unfunny non-sequiturs > >>
How old is too old? I'm talking starting mma training, with the real intent to at least make it to the UFC and lose your debut.
>>142197241What does this knee slapping post fall under
>>142192113ENTER
>>142197424
>>142189769jiriOrtegaDolidzeSilvaMVP
>>142189769PotanTCitySmiff ChassonMVP
>>142197455Walker at least fights at 205. Most dudes at that size can heem.
>>142197123what if he does this to jake paul?
>>142197424How wbig are you, if you're a heavyweight there is no limit, you could be a 40 years old office worker and get ranked in the UFC within 5 years.
>>142197511that image is pure comedy
PAIN
Jiri is going to HEEM Alex "Redditan" Pereirano jungle shaman reddit magic is going to save him
If MBS loses she's going to heem about 95% of the picks
>>1421975595'11 140lbs.
>>142197520Matt Schnell has the worst chin then
>>142195182Les DZ sont des fiottes et des consanguins.
Chandler had custom fight shorts ready for tonight but he'll never get to wear them. On one leg they say hap and on the other they say ace and in the back they say blessed
>>142197574They just let anyone in the Hall of Fame don't they
>>142197652He adopted Holloway?
>>142197123Nigga got simulated so hard that he dabbed.
>>142197574Lmao why is Dariush getting in the HoF
>>142197652>Canadian flag>Obsessing about Chandlers kidsBug or Poo?
> I FUCKIN LOVE YOU JOE ROGAN
>>142197574Mock him as much as you want but prime Fwonkie heems Dariush.
>>142197424Lots of guys started late but one thing they all had in common was they did athletics all their life. ex Romero
>>142197574Beneil? The fuck
>>142197740It's more of just an award recognizing charity work he did. But I guess it's technically honored as a hall of fame honor.
Jirichan vs periredit We can't lose this one bros
>>142197725then the ref t-bagged his stiff corpse to boot
>>142197652You're the same guy who kept counting all the NBA draftees with black fathers
grim day today if these fights suck i will kill myself
Chael is not worthy of HoF
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=320fSrsYZbI?feature=share
id shatter your glass jaw heem
>>142197822
p4p best /heem/ posts>spammy arguments>we don't watch that crap here>heems>fighter team hypothetical tier listsp4p worst /heem/ posts>p4p best /heem/ posts>>heem clips presented without comment>>non-heem fight clips presented without comment>>actual MMA discussion and analysis>>betting picks >>meme fight clips >>p4p worst /heem/ posts>>any gay/tranny shit >>any comment about Chandler's kids>>unfunny non-sequiturs > >>
>>142192784Pretty kino poster
>>142197982>Dana White Says
>>142197847Gotta love it when they do it.
>>142192784Same time as UFC that's absolutely demented
>>142198025Excellent post.
>>142198043>a true patrician
Best heem post >wild sex haver
>>142197982He can't even articulate coherent sentences anymore.
What does HEEM stand for?
Andrei Arlovski is 61-years-old
>>142197768>
>>142198225Here Everyone Edmires Mfinland
>>142198225hate everyone especially mexicans
>>142198225HEEMEEMEMM
how many bongs
>>1421983010.5
>>14219830130 bings til early pre
>>142196808How big was his BBC?
>>1421983010 bongs 28 bings
>>14219830167 million too many b
>>142198282I'd hate alexa if it weren't for those feet
>>142189769Jiri ProchazkaBrian OrtegaRoman DolidzeMayra Bueno SilvaIan Machado Garry
>>142198349dont make me do it fin bro, we've been good for a while now
>>142196808how did my cum taste?
>>142198225Highly ExplosiveEthnicMales
>>142198364footfags are mentally ill
>>142198400It's just banter lad, I haven't seen anyone make the joke before. Please don't heem me b
sex with females
Pereddit tanked this
>>142190154Mokaev has the most cancerous fighting style imaginable and he almost gets finished at least once every fight. He absolutely fails the eye test for people you want to see become champion
>>142198459It comes from a place of hate, so its not banter. I know you despise us but im trying to be cool with you
7-1
Let's practice chimping out OHHHH HE'S HEEMED HE IS HEEMED STIFF
>>142198552>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MaH6M2fkxk8>thumbnail is Dana saysWtf
>>142198225HeemhEemheEmheeM
Thoughts on this Asian twink fighting in the prelims?
They used to be friends
>>142198620Bros... Jiri isn't moving...
>>142198620HEEEEEEM DECISIONY
>HEEMED STIFF
>>142198642what the fuck is your problem?
>>142198586I don't actually mind anyone except the fr*nch and anything south of prague truth be told
Jamahal said Ankalaev can't get into the United States due to some ties/friendship that he has
>>142198620I FUCKING TOLD YOU POATAN CAN'T FIGHT ON THE GROUND HOLY FUCK LOOK AT THAT CUT
I would never disrespect your family like that
>>142198643Ian is so handsome shame he race mixed
>>142198703what's with the incessant tirades and snidey cynical shots about every integer of our culture then? just curious
>>142198642This doo could've made a fortune as a ladyboy if he was born in Thailand instead of Japan
>>142198743Don't post this again.
>>142198642NEED to see him take a BBC lads
Hope Ruskibro is in the house tonite
>>142198774I know that face anon
>>142198742All the Caucus fighters are affiliated with Kadyrov in some way, he imposes his friendship on them
I cannot allow you to get close sir
>>142198774We don't do that gay AI shit here.
>>142198838>sternocleidomastoid on fleek
>>142198764He's fucking ugly, no homo>>142198791Part and parcel of being on the internet you get it a lot better than most people b, imagine if you were a saar or one of the nafri frogs
>>142198742Same with Chimaev. He'll never fight in America again. He'll also never fight again
>>142198742He has difficulties. If Trump wins you can expect him to do Dana some favors
>>142198840>>142198868
Watching UFC Live. Poirier is doing analysis along with Anik and Chael. Dustin is way smaller than I thought he was. Chael is at least 3 inches taller
>>142198966Jonesesque fight IQ
Why is K1 so boring
>>142198868>>142198918
olivi seemed coked out/stimmed out in a recent interview
>>142198871just interesting that you in particular have an axe to grind :)
What caused the 2nd Japanese wave of fighters?
>>142198936And Dustin would beat the shit out of that flabby butt jabroni
>>142198936That shouldn't be surprising. According to their listed heights, Dustin is 5'9 and Chael is 6'1. Fighters always lie about their heights though
>>142198987
> fights like there is only 1 round, but can go for moreyeah, this my nigga fo real
>>142199001>2nd Japanese wave of fightersit's 2nd wave of Japanese fighters, bitch
>>142198986>Eastern European Qualifying RoundJust watch the Finals brother
>>142198918me with the gloves on
>>142199021
>>142199018So Chael is 5'11 and Dustin is 5'7.5"
>>142198999You're just more sensitive to it because you feel it's aimed at you, I'm much more obnoxious to yanks en masse, j*ws where I find them and especially to malaka who now seems to have disappeared. Used to make in*ia hate threads on /pol/ to kill time during lockdown as well. Don't forget I kept asking the irish guy how they got heemed by you taking their taters away
Did Jiri and Poatan get enough time to goon before the fight?
>>142199001Jiri-sama's success in the UFC
>>142199106Probably more accurate yeah
Who are some niggas?
>>142199114So you're just unpleasant, got it b
Euros are there any bars in your country that stay open super late to show UFC?
what the fuck?
>>142189769PoatanDiegoRomanMayraIan
>>142199160Pretty much but don't take it personally, I'm here for a long time not a good time
>>142199183Keeeeeek
>>142198829Mmm I’m cumming buckets just thinking about it bongbro
>>142199154I walked by Frankie at an airport once and i swear that dude is 5'3" max.
>>142199104
>>142199225Usmanbros...not like this UFC is ruthless about using old former champs' names to build young fighters
>>142199225
>>142189769PereiraLopesDolidzeSilvaPage
What happened with air jourdain in his last fight? Is that the fight where bruce mangled the winner’s name?
>>142199225lol. kamaru really is the most based. he could get some favorable matchups to get back on his rise, but he's putting in all the chips with these tough fights that either pay off or crash and burn. you can never say he ducks
>>142199225Are Shavkat can't fumble this as badly as Khamzat did, soon he will be champ inshalchatri
>>142199276Who's the Wolverhampton of the UFC?
>>142199117Jiri wouldn't risk losing his 1378 days semen retention streak
Its time boyos, lets do this!
>>142199279>you can never say he duckswell, that was his problem here
>>142199225>Usman the GOAT fighting anyone anywhereJDM is a pussyGilbert is a pussyIan Garry is a pussy
>>142199295Why are you interested in football it's very unsettling, don't you have some sub 60 iq sport you can watch instead
>>142199194the negative tone is more of a reflection of your own personal issue b so i certainty wouldn't take that unbecoming attitude personally, just curious as to what lead to it :)
>>142199187would you lick for a hundred million yen
>>142199257don't like the stipulations, don't sign the dotted line - simple
>>142199225RIP Usman
bings?
>>142199225Honestly at this point I like Marty more than ColbitchHe's actually taking real fights
>>142199225I thought he was staying at MW
>>142199279>kamaru really is the most basedalways was
>>142199225>>142199257>>142199266>>142199279>>142199286>>142199330There's no source for this btw
>>142199395it doesn't matter i choose to believe it
>>142199341Don't try and be clever bong it's unbecoming of you and reveals more about your own personal insecurities than mine. I'm just having fun and making banter, and you're getting upset that your 4chan is too rude for you
>>142199395@mmagodzz it says right there dude
>>142199225shavedkatcels... i don't think usman is flushed enough yet for us to take up this challenge
Yo /heem/ I just want to say before the cazzies roll up it's been real. You guys are heemers for sure. See you at the top.
>>142199410Now we're getting somewhere, go on
>>142199279>get back on his risehaha
>>142199419Thanks man
IT'S UP
>>142199417Shavkat will fight JDM at Perth
MAKE THE GAMETHREAD
>>142199395>source
>>142199439I think that was concise enough what more do you need bappa
>they're still playing the trailler with carlos ulberg
shits going to suck when all the links get heemed hopefully we can record some webms
>>142199419cazzers show up days in advance, i can smell them on sight. the sad part is /heem/ gets slightly better when they're here.
>>142199453JDM is not fighting this year
>still no gamethreaddead general
>>142199333You literally stole baseball from us and made your own retarded version and you have the gall to question an American watching soccer
>>142194546You didn't pick the wmma fight or posted without an image
Anons I can feel the shamanic energy leaving Alex and going towards Jiri. Jiri is an absolute lock tonight with Alex's powers depleted. Bet the farm on Jiri.
>>142199453JDM has all kinds of health issues rn he's done until 2025
>no gamethread/box/ tier baka
>>142199503wmma fights shouldnt be in the picks tbqhonestly
>>142199530>>142199530>>142199530its up
>>142199499Pesis is based, why do you know so much about sports it gives me the creeps fr. You must be the smartest american on /sp/, no homo
Jiri is going to Knock the Witchdoctors head off, CHRIST IS KING
>>142199536I didn't make the rules
>>142199444Rakic is such a fuckin can
>>142199522Jiri was the one with hand/arm movements that looked very energy-locking, very shamanic, very magical, very energy loaded.
Prelims start
>>142199545We have many sports here. The average sports fan in America follows 5-6 sports closely. Usually NFL, MLB, NHL, NBA (or their college equivalents) then one of soccer/UFC/tennis/auto racing/boxing
>>142199536We pick all fights on the card. Blame Dana for the WMMA
>>142199225>Antiboy fight>Only one can loseFuck
>>142199631why do you only boy the faggiest fighters like Colbussy and BBL Garry?
>>142199561>>142199623fuck you how about that
>>142197639Les français sont des suceurs de queues efféminés qui se font mettre en PLS par des gamins de 15 ans et qui assume seulement derrière l'écran telles les salopes oestrogeniques qui sont
>>142199295quite obviously Jai 'The Black Country Banger' Herbert
>>142199663>Nooooo you can't like this faggot that I don't like, you have to like this other faggot that i like because.........YOU JUST HAVE TO
>>142199618Yes but I mean sports like pesis or football which most Americans don't seem to know anything about. I really thought you were meming at first. Do you just watch the epl or do you follow other leagues?
>>142199466be exact, admit it
Gamethread. NOW.
>>142199755yes.
>>142199803Fuck you.
>>142199810See>>142199834
izzybros...
>>142199793Okay fine. I'm scottish and welsh
ricky simone as first prelim? based
>>142199918
how much longer do we have to suffer wmmaseriously how much fucking longeri genuinely want ufc to sell out to the saudis if it would mean we never have to suffer wmma again
damn the arena is completely empty
BOOOOOAAAA
>>142199702Adieu Nahel petit ange parti trop tôt
>>142200663Comme thomas au cranium fébrile ;)
>>142200798>>142200663You know what never mindWe are way better than you, we dont laugh at the dead or attack lonely women
>>142198620WORST CARD OF THE YEAR WTF NOT A SINGLE HEEM FUCK THE UFC
>>142198642i hope theres a lot of grappling if you catch my drift
>>142189769Shaman magicLopezDolidzeSilvaMVP
this is how you grapplefuck without being a boring shitter
squashed bug
talbott jourdain pyfer pagedolidzelopez pereira >ML Parlay
>nerds obviously picking Jiri based on emotion wanting a trilogy anime fightSmaller fighter that's worse at everything he does best. Good bet guys!
>>142201752Betting on page is retarded. It's a decision fight and he's less favored by the judges. Sorry for your loss
>>142201968I would absolutely smash her schaub hole apart
>>142202112ian garry is garbage fire and is going to get his skull caved in, easy money.
>>142202283The similarities between Darren Till and Ian Garry are shocking.Both unbeaten 14-0 prospects.Both abandon their home land for Brazil.Both learn Portuguese, knock up a slag.Both become bums.Toilet Till, Latrine Ian.
Arlovski has a good contract with like 600K per fight thats why hes still here
Smith wins. Jiri loses. Lopez wins. Boom.
worst fight i've seen in ages
can't wait for page vs garry bros
thank God, WMMA.
>>142202689Look pretty good from this angle
i have never seen michelle waterson win a fight
>>142203371Who cares, she has a nice bunda.
>>142202325if this pattern is to be trusted, he will win a fraudulent decision over the middle aged karate guy
I rather watch football than wmma
the karate hottie has a fat dumperandits activating something inside me
Another 5 minutes wasted
Imagine
Imagine the domestic abuse.
>>142203461
>>142197574>the majority of hall of fames inductees are bums who either never won a belt or were paper champs who couldn't hold itI love mma but it's largely fraudulent and can't be taken seriously as a real sport.
