Carina edition2-0 Deutschland
>>142195369erster
zweite Danmark
bundesmusiala did it bros
waiting for the Sane goal edition
>>142195369Based
literally all Schlotterbeck
>>142195369>didn't even qualify for WimbledonVerlierer ins gas
>>142195606I liebe you, don't be too annoying during Wimby :)
>>142195674but she has cute titties
look who's beck!
proper new?
>ronny meltdown
TOOOOOOOOR
>>142195832this is it
>better wait until he is offside before I make the pass
WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU TAKE RAUM OFF
>>142195737Okay Hun :)
>>142195369Shit league
>>142196747we know
lets see if türkiye can take advantage of the home-game advantage too
ehm passives abseits????? hallo????
Who makes the Leroy United General?
fucking ez
my boy Fwirtzzzzthat was nice, even if it was offside
>>142197061She looks like shit
still undefeated btw
>proper thread deletedjt won
>>142197117post face
>>142197170I'm not brown. What are you on about?
>>142197131rigged, like the kicker manager tb desu
>>142197131what do you mean this is the proper thread
>>142195369WHOMST
NICHT SO WILD RÜDIGER
KWABvertz
Yeah don't bench Wirtz again Nagelsmann you dumb homo.
>>142197170https://www.instagram.com/laylaboe/?hl=en
What's wrong with you yardsSchotterbeck was great and only had one mistake lolAdmittedly a retard mistake but he won't make one like that again
get shafted by the schaft danes
Germany won. Vielfalt won. Ronny lost.
new proper new?
>>142197458beautiful
ez win ez life>>142197479got deleted because jt got assmad
Did Sahne play?
>>142197365jesus. hope she has the same mindset as Henrichs mom
based var. Imagine the seething if there weren't a technological solution to a emotional being problem
Schmeichel is steaming on commentary
>>142197633what is he saying?
>>142197459https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5arkjOk4NjA
>>142197691>reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>142197691Rigged game and he is right
>>142197458we're still waiting for the Sane goal, Turkfaggot.
> >german MOTMs so farMusel GündoRüdiger
>>142197752Sane isn't a cockroach, schizo
>>142197576i like her songs okie?
>>142197691There's no way they can just tell someone is offsides, VAR has too much power it wasnt a handball, this goes against the game, I'll always believe Denmark won
>>142197769>decided by: Cucky McCuckfaceRaum won us this game
>>142197705HARİTAYI KIRMIZA BOYAMANIN GURURUYLA BAYRAKLARLA SOKAKLARA ÇIKARAK KUTLADIK
>>142197864Also I should say I'm talking about Peter, not Casper. Don't know what Casper thinks
>>142197839that why I double arrowed mongo
>>142197864>VAR has too much power it wasnt a handballwathowI can understand being emotional right now about the offside situation, but how was it not a handballunless he is trying to say it never should have happened because the should have allowed the goal
bazılarınızın ciddi yardıma ihtiyacı var KEK
>>142197454>>142197454>>142197454!!!
Why is one so good in front of goal and one so bad?
>schlotterbeck 2 days ago: I give no interviews till after the final>schlotterbeck interviews and pressekonferenzen since then: 2>>142198191he fucking cute
Should Schl00terquack play again? Yes.
Why is Havertz allowed to completely stop his movement at the penalty kick?I thought that's against the rules.
>>142198191who dis?stfu
Muttimuschvilli will have to break Yamal's legs otherwise we're in trouble
damn they are MAD >>142194359 and following
It's ok baby, one day Sahne will score again. I heard Kiel will be in the league next season, that might kickstart his career...heh.
leipzig, bist du bereit???????
>>142198401its över
>lost $80 because English refereeing is shitUgh I'll have to work for one whole hour to earn that back
>>142198478every single call was correct though>Verification not required.
>open window after the match to get some fresh air>over 200 insects behind the Fliegengitter hiding from the stormscary shit
>>142198403He made a good game tho
ach man ronnybros…. this is starting to look grim wtf
Tah out - Schlotterbag in?
I feel kinda robbed. Also it's still 28°C outside
>>142198351Mueller and H*vertz
>>142198613cant blame the gewitter desu
EKO FRESH>EKO FRESH
Warum ist Raum so ein möchtegern Knasti?
This fag is wearing an earrring
https://streamable.com/4vwhkwVÖLLIG LOSGELÖST
Just look at how much power Allah gives to Rüdiger. I hope he can enlighten his teammates.
I don't know which one is the easier from spain and georgia desu
who is this itt?
>>142198478not the only thing you lost today
tag yourself
>Open the catalog>Schizo-leftie is making arrogant threads again>He is also shitting on Kroos5 bucks says he also hates Fülle and every other white player except Wirtz.
>Mit dieser Instagram-Story hat die Freundin von Maximilian Mittelstädt über Dortmund gelästert, inzwischen hat sie die Story gelöscht>„Hey Leute, weil paar Leute meine Story falsch verstanden haben: Es war am Hbf sehr chaotisch und ich war etwas überfordert. Normal eben während einer EM. Also nichts Schlimmes und nicht böse gemeint irgendeiner Stadt gegenüber. Hab hier auch einige von Euch getroffen und eine gute Zeit gehabt, also werde ich gerne wiederkommen.“
Apologize...NOW!
>>142198834What else did I lost? Don't say dignity I lost that a long long time ago
>>142198944I'm Joachim (49) bottom row middle, lifelong SPD voter
I love the smell of rain & greens combo. Danke Unwetter Gott
>>142199006Kroos was shit tonight thoalsomad ossi detectedalso>betting
>>142199024finally a smug face
>>1421990671 döner mit scharf aber zackig
>Autokorsos um Mitternacht in meinem 15000 Menschen Kaff während es heftig regnet mitten im Sommer wo es es vor ein paar Stunden noch gefühlt 37 Grad warWas ist los hier Leute?
schnapsdrosseln>>142199129best I can do is Pierogi though
>Anschluß wiederherstellenNagermann is coming for the Ösis
>>142199176last big continental tournament on the european continent. next up ANOs united and sandcastle people
>>142199189Has she neck tattoos?
>>142199017Women are so stupid it's unreal
Bruder bissel regen ihr Scheiß nuttenkinder uhh muh Klimawandel Bissel regen oh no was sollen wir nur tun
>>142199017Link to vid? Anybody saved?
>>142199079Unironisch commie demoralization
>>142199017This is news in Germany??
Are we, dare I say it, back?
>>142199318https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RQeuXhok8VQ
>>142199285It's the opposite of "Bissel", Neger. It's just like the shit in Dortmund at it's peak when those two Denmark twinks were celebrating getting bukkake'd
>>142199017coward slut. literally everyone knows what a shithole Dortmund is. why is she backpaddling
>>142199361Dänemark team was not very good, no attacking threat and søylund is legit a horrible attacker. I predict Spain beats yous guys by 2 goals but best would be Germany making the final and losing to turkei oder ösiland
>>142199285huh
>>142199490>t would never say such a thing irl and is just edgy on teh interwebz
>>142199033>he doesn't knows
>>142199398>äüä>142199482>t. Kids who have never been outside Ahahahaha retards fucking kys
>>142199375Nur der BVB
>>14219956400plain??
I was worried when I heard that Sane was going to start. Luckily he wasn't on the field today.
>>142199624Cringe
GuMo
>>142199079they are manchildren living in a fantasy world. so when a nigger stabs their friends they just bluescreen and pretend it didn't happen.
GuNa
>>142199490doofmund has 600k inhabitants
>>142199477>(opponent today that lost) wasn't very good>(opponent you will play next) will easily defeat you AHAHAHA always the same coping
>Unwetter has gotten significantally worse than in Dortmund on TV earliershould I pull all plugs? I have a feeling this could kill my (really expensive) electronics
>>142199624nah the reality will hit hard soon and when you make >that post, 0ll make sure to (you) you
>>142199797When I'm still first platz after this ründe?
I was promised two goals by the useless nigger Sanee, what went wrong?Cuckanon when is the apology/suicide stream?
>>142199833you're getting close
>>142199792if you have expensive electronics, get good überspannungssteckdosenleisten or alternatively turn off your expesive electronics during the weather while watching via phone or something
>>142199846Cringe
>>142199766God I wish I lived in Dortmund
>>142199883well? I don't want to miss it.
>>142199846>two goalsplease show the post for reference
>>142199879Thanks friend I'll just go to bed now and turn everything off, the thundersturm sounds are unreal
very polite and considerate from the Danes to let us advance this easy lmao
>>142197864goal was offsidehand was ballsimple as
>>142200019where you at? guna btw
>>142197864offside decisions are not being made by var you brainlet
>>142199981https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/142180126/#142182675he doubled down on it too
>>142200175
>>142195369>if the offside call is so close, can we even trust the tech to measure the time of when the pass is played that accuratelyokay, I understand the point, but what are we supposed to do then? have a 5cm of leeway for the attacker? then they will complain when its offside by 5.2cm either you use the damn VAR or not.
>ein mann auf dem stadiondachONLY IN DORKMUND
>>142200266>have a 5cm of leeway for the attacker?yes and your follow up argument makes no sense. when you break the speed limit you also get a generous tolerance and nobody complains when they're caught outside of the tolerance.
>>142200175ok aber der torschütze war halt auch KLAR im abseits, erst passiv dann aktiv. warum redet darüber keiner?
>another gewitterzelle arrivesI actually like it desu
>>142200374Breaking the speed limit is only between two parties. People would complain if breaking it meant their neighbour got their car gifted to them.
>EM Einzelkritik: Schlotterbeck, Raum und Andrich die Besten – Kroos ohne Glanz
>>142200266>can we even trust the tech to measure the time of when the pass is played that accuratelyif your not in tech, you are maybe allowed to ask this without repercussions.
>>142200422>nothing happening in b00nit's so fucking schwül
>>142200473>Kroos ohne Glanzinb4 the seething ossi
>>142199017tbf I bet there are thousands of german Asis there, and it wasnt pointed directly at Rauchmelders. I think she just had to apologize so that arbeitslose bvb retards wont get mad at her and Mttelstädt.
>>142200511>nothing happening in b00nfor once
>>142200175very memable
I actually thought Kimmich was the best player, a rare occurance.
>berechtigter Elfmeter für Deutschlandso we running again like penguins?
>>142200433the fuck, you must be drunk. you are arguing the most basic element in decision making because every physical measurement comes with a certain error. You simply can't measure offsides to perfect accuracy and the graph they show is worthless unless they show the error region.
>>142200527can you do literally anything besides seething about ronny, ossis, /bundes/, JT, afd? are you an actual bot?
>>142197061never seen a schokoelfe with a sadder ass
>>142200567
142200745you mad?
>>142200804He stopped completely lol
>>142200834no he moved backwards
When mutts aren't mentioned he has to come up with some boogeyman to flesh out his persona so I guess he hates Kroos now.Andrich is also an Ossi but it's not like the /int/ tourist would know.
>>142200804>sold memphishe scores>sold chavertzhe scores
>>142200834and then took a shit lol wtf is this allowed???
>>142200834it has been the meta for multiple decades now, take your meds
>>142201083he hates musiala, rüdiger. sane as well
>KATOFFEL REFERENCE IN ZDF lel
>>142200786now I'm sad
Uniornically, Negermann is gonna lose us this tournament. Ridiculous how much better we were when he player Wirtz, Füllkrug. Havertz and Gündogan is gonna ruin it all.I would argue Musiala dribbling and losing the ball every time because he is too retarded to time a pass is an even bigger problem but this one at least I know there's no chance of getting rid off.
>>142200745he's too repetitive to be a bot. just a common retard with no job or hobbies.
>>142201157
>>142201157tournaments are won by the defence. as long as Raum and Schlotterbeck stay fit we can win. but yeah Fülle needs to play and Havertz needs to be pulled back.
why are the Danes even mad? they got outskilled hard todaythey had one chance after the break which benefited them and one after we were already 2:0 up and couldn't be arsed to play hard anymore
Schlotterchad with the same assist from the same position like against PSG where Lücke scored
>>142201274being mad at every single occasion is part of the zeitgeist
Why are the danes so mad I don't get it kek. Even if you are super generous and give them the offside goal, they ain't talking about the disallowed goal against us that was an absolute scandal? Or the fact that we should have scored like 6 goals and they could have maybe had one? Or that it was clear handball no matter how much they cry? I really don't understand. In no universe would the danes have won this game.
>>142200231that Sahne apologist went off the rails, fucking cringe. and all the haters were proven right, Sahne was invisible besides missing that one 99% chance.
the saxophonist gets too much traction to be honest, time to shut it down
>>142201274Danes don't seem mad, it mostly seems like the mad ones are the usual suspects (Polaks, Anglos).
reminder that "people" rated Shittelshit over Raum just because they get triggered by RB
>>142199219?what happened?
and Sahne is the new Özil, except Özil was better.
>>142201574>>142200175
>>142201675He's the manages, what is he supposed to do. I was talking more about fans/posters.
>>142201574 < KWAB>>142201675>Verification not required.No shit!
Lost all my hair Today
>>142201836betting is for degens though, hope you learn from that
>>142199766das sind nur die passausländer
>>142201971
>>142202046genau
natürlich ein nettes Tor von Musiala, aber wieder typisch daß er hier nicht den Pass spieltImmer Kopf unten, immer nur er selber
hail and thunderstorm going on rn thunder getting grimmier by the minute
>>142202128>fickdas ich machs selbst
>>142202270they mad as hell >>142197721
Will Nager have the balls to play ter Stegen against Spain and Baumann against Portugal?
>>142202270Rüdiger hat einen Riesenfehler vor der Chance für Höjlund gemachtDa gurkt er irgendwo rum nur nicht in der Abwehr
>>142202750habe das nochmal eingekreiselt
>water 1 : 0 kelleranoni accept my defeat but the feuerwehr bekommt von mir heute eine 1.
>>142202128>>142202170>fickdas ich machs selbstso denkt der immer
>needing massive refball to beat Denmarkuff..
Schotterbeck was by far the best player tonight. He's such a beast and his one cringe retard mistake hopefully woke him up to hoof it in such situations....
>>142202128Musicals war der schlechteste Mann noch vor Sahne. Ich weiß nicht wie viele erbärmliche Ballverluste der hatte aber er ist einfach so ein Wannabe der immer den Passmoment verpasst. Echt unnormal. Klar ein riesen Talent aber komplett unfertig und mega Ego...
>>142204164nö it's actually Andrich. swap Andrich with Goretzka and we lose this game 3-0. Nailsmeme is s fraud but booting Goretzka was the one good decision he made.
>>142199846Sane played well today thowhy are you seething?
>>142204244ja, dem gehts überhaupt nicht ums gewinnen der Mannschaft, sondern um sich selberwar auch schon bei der WM so
>>142204403He didn't
Schlotterbeck is a much better footballer than our other defenders, he created the 2nd goal out of nothing. Hummels and Boateng could do that back in the day too. Tah can't, Rüdiger barely.
>>142204600he has improved massively by training with Mats
Fanmeile Hamburg btw
yes yesEM dahoam vibes
>>142205836>Havertz 2
>>142205674please marry me dearso bold and beautiful
>>142205836Atrocious as always
>>142204482Er muss wohl seine absurde mutt Visage kompensieren....
>>142206071>Jetzt geht auch für sie die EM los!Das EM-Achtelfinale der deutschen Mannschaft gegen Dänemark verfolgt Lisa Müller im Stadion! Die Ehefrau von Nationalspieler Thomas hatte zuvor alle Gruppenspiele verpasst – offiziell wegen Reit-Turnieren.Deutschland bros... Lisa is our lucky charm??
>>142201004I dont know why. okay, sure, you can change your runtimming, but complete stopping, even if for a moment? penalties are already very strong and game deciding, and can be caused very easily. That hand situation today would every unlikely have resulted in a goal for example.So I dont see the reason to make penalties even stronger. even if a penalty is only like 75% of the times of a goal, its still really strong.Honestly, if I didnt watch football for 20 years, Id think penalties are pretty stupid desu.
>>142195369>Hamburg is a nazi Tea-St pauli chad keep Winning
I love Germany and Germans so much
just testing
>>142205674"Die beste Mannschaft in Europa"?
bin vor dem spiel eingepennt, warum heulen alle so rum?
>>142217264we play them against the wallthey whine
>>142195369esther
>>142205454bump
>>142220232die Muttschafthope they crash out against Spain
und ich will nichts mehr von Neuer hören, der rettet und uns in jedem Spiel den Arsch
>>142220232GuMo
>>142221191und noch eins das geht seit Jahren so, bei Bayern und der NTOhne Neuer null Titel
>>142220232>>142221193GuMo
>>142221191Sane genau so
>>142195369ich weiß Nailmann wird auch im nächsten spiel gündogan statt wirtz und havertz statt füllkrug auswählen. heute war mannschaft dumm obwohl sie endlich gewonnen hat. musiala hat im dribbel ständig ball verloren. deswegen gab es ein gefährliches moment. havertz war kein fußballer.
>>142221191you think other goalies just jump out of the way in this situation or something...?
>>142221653did you see his save against Xhaka in the last game?
>>142221669yeah but you didn't post that oneI am not hating on Neuer or anything, he is doing a good job for the most part in this tournamentIt's just dumb to give too much credit to goalies in situations where they are literally being Angeschossen.
>>142200175So it happened again. We can blame not cutting our toe nails, we can blame the minks, we can pretend we're a cycling nation, but the truth is it's simply not enough. Tactics, determination you name it, it all stinks.
>>142221810actually they are a badminton nation
>>142221746I posted two scenes though
>>142221929and my comment was only referring to one of them, as I have no issue with the other one.
>>142217264People like to bitch about VAR decisions rather than the rules VAR has to followStill better like this than Robben's penal against Mexico, the hand of god or the Wembley goal happening
GuMo, wie mad sie alle sind, weil wir die EM gekauft haben
>>142222015we had 4 fine goals called back already. Annoying how people dare to call us getting favored by uefa refs.
haverz regt mich einfach so aufweltklasse ballmitnahme und dann SO ein abschluss eyyyyyyyy junge hätte mich ungelogen ENTSCHULDIGT aber so? RAUSSSSSS
>>142204403Sahne was conpletely invisible for 90% of the game, the other time he fucked up. A Meds post was never more appropriate.
Schwarz-rot-geiles Sommermärchen!
Gündung and Sanee were the worst players, Raum, Schlotti, Andrich the best. Factos. If Nailsmeme wasn't gay ge'd start Fülle and use B00 as a supersub.I CAN'T SCORE is still by far the biggest problem of this team.
Tah or Schlotterquack next game?
yeah sane is absolutely pathetic. fremdkörper. saboteur.
Wer von euch war das?https://www.welt.de/sport/fussball/em/article252268010/EM-2024-SEK-im-Einsatz-Polizei-holt-Mann-beim-Deutschland-Spiel-von-Stadiondach-in-Dortmund.html?source=puerto-reco-2_ABC-V39.3.B_plus35_extra_row#Comments
>>142223339>get most of your offense by long balls from your d-line to the wings outrunning the slow danes>let's play our slowest strikergenius
>>142223463did you only watch the last 20 minutes of the game or are you just retarded?Fülle would have scored at least one just from a Raum cross.
>>142223390the crazy BvB hermit that lives there
>>142223517they targeted schlotti for headers early on, who is also better at them than lücke. Füllkrug will be great when we run into a team playing back licke scotland but that won't happen so he will remain best used for the later game when opponents can't press that much anymore.
>>142223390gelbe mauer is overgelbes dach is the new shit
>>142221191yes yes, without his one blunder per match Neuer saves everything you accept the goalie to save
>>142220292patheticbut I get that it must be frustrating watching this team after you assured us for months that they wouldn’t win a single match and crash out in the group stages
>>142224213Oh look the cuck is awake
>>142201274Ronny and VAR haters seem to be the only people that are mad desuread lots of kind posts by Danes congratulating >us on our win and saying >we fully deserved it
>>142224513There are only 6 million Danes. How mad could they possibly be?
>>142204244>>142204482absurd posts
First for stop shitting on Sane.He tries his best okay?
>open the catalog>schizo-leftie already made a thread about his love for rüdiger
>open bundes >full-on Ronny meltdown in process
>Durchschnittlich 23,641 Millionen Menschen sahen im ZDF die Partie des DFB-Teams. Der öffentlich-rechtliche Sender erreichte laut AGF Videoforschung einen Marktanteil von 76,8 Prozent. Nicht eingerechnet sind Fans, die das Spiel beim Public Viewing, im Internet oder bei der Telekom gesehen haben.GuMo
müllkrug completely invisible after he was subbed in btw
>>142224895sie will den ja mal
How are we feeling today my fellow quarter finalists?
>>142224895disgusting bitch
>>142224876Your opinion is irrelevant btw. You are always seething about white players no matter how good they play.
>anti-Füllkrug faggot still seething as wellwhat causes this level of mental illness?
>>142225066^ this is the cuck poster, I guarantee it
He missed 3 free goals yesterday and didn't really contribute much for chance creation either. What needs to happen so we can be free of him?
https://www.t-online.de/sport/fussball/em/id_100437716/dfb-star-antonio-ruediger-irritiert-mit-aussage-nicht-schon-vorher-getoetet-.html>>142224895imagine being her father. what a cuck
>>142225078>>142225080>/bundes/ demand him to start all week>absolute no show by him>seethe when called out
>>142225078yes the same guy seethed about Tigginator for some reason
>>142195369Really enjoyed yesterdays match desu. Watched it with friends (one is a burger gril who doesn't know shit sbout footie. it was pretty funny ngl). Rudenigger deservedly MOTM.I will now eat some salad.thanks for reading.
>>142225192Füllkrug would've scored had he started yesterday desu>>142225207lmao noI love based Lücke but I just know a shit striker when I see one and Tigges is one of the worst strikers I've ever seen in the bundes
>>142225192You are seething about him when he scores anyway. You have been doing this all season. >Only subbed on for the last 20 minutes every game>Still scored 2 alreadyHe is doing well. Yesterday when he came on the game was in utter chaos already. A pure striker like him usually looks bad in those situations because they need crosses and assists.
>>142225192>be turk>seethe about white players 24/7Mental illness
>>142225092I dont know. We make every game that mich harder for us by not scoring in the first 20 minutes thanks to him losing balls or missing goals. Has to be Marketing schenanigans that he starts every match.
>>142225280>Füllkrug would've scored had he started yesterday desu
>>142225345he's right, you dumb mutt lover
>>142225345Yeah he is right. During the first half there were more crosses and the game was organized. But ye you love shitters like Sane solely because they are brown so I wouldnt expect you to understand.
>>142225345kek they're so delusional, the guy got outscored by malen who was injured the whole season
>>142225092His pens are also fucking shit. >wants to dupe the GK>GK doesn't fall for it and stays put>with one step from the ball and the GK still standing firm he has to make a rash decision where to shoot and hope for the bestI hate it so much.
>>142225432>His pens are also fucking shit.>scored both of themhuh
>>142225432The shot was actually really good, but I wish he didn't do the stop in the run up shit.
>>142225094ich töten sie fucken
>>142225363>>142225404>Niclas Füllkrug (ab 64.)>Der deutsche Topjoker bekam diesmal nicht die großen Gelegenheiten, sich nach seiner Einwechslung auszuzeichnen. Bei seiner auffälligsten Szene scheiterte er frei vor Schmeichel, stand aber ohnehin auch im Abseits.>scheiterte er frei vor Schmeichel, >stand aber ohnehin auch im Abseits.
>>142225491Havertz war zweimal frei vor Schmeichel
>>142225432he couldn't have shot that pen more, precisely powerly and accurately, no keeper in the world saves that
>>142225491>Striker is off-sideWhoa crazy this never happens
>>142225511and he scored one. Your point?
>>142225539not sure if you are only pretending to be retarded or really are this dumb
>>142225511Also got a free header and hit it right on the keeper. Fülle scores that 100%.
>>142225563>Fülle scores that 100%.müllkrug is only good in hypothetical scenarioshätte hätte fahrradkette the player, then in reality he does fuck all, all game
>>142225596Yeah we get it, you are seething about white players every day. Take your meds.
Oh the ironing
Why is UEFA forcing us to play with white shorts again? Why can't we play in our traditional kits? Fuck them
Wow today's games are shit
our valid müllkrug criticisms get only 1 rebuttal by his fangirls>y-you don't like him because he's w-whitetop kek
>Neuer 2>Kimmich 3>Rüdiger 1,5>Schlotterbeck 2>Raum 2,5>Andrich 3,5>Kroos 3>Sane 3,5>Gundogan 3,5>Musiala 2>Havertz 2,5>Füllkrug 3,5 (lol)>Can 3,5Rest ohne Note
ez Slovakia and Georgia wins
England will win with 1 shot on goal and doing fuck all outside of it again
>>142226080wrong, unser Harald will score a hatty
>>142225937Ganz frisch aus unserm GartenNur die leckersten ZutatenObstsalat Obstsalat
i hate museliala so much you can't even imagine
>>142226040yeah seems about rightMusiala should be 2,5 tho
>scored the opening goal vs. Scotland and Hungary>scored the decisive second goal vs. Denmarkabsolutely based. I love him so fucking much lads
>>142226699Yeah we know you are a brown loving cuck
>>142226699face of are nation
>>142226699player of the tournament so far
>>142226699Ugly mouth breather and most overrated player right now
>>142204244>>142202128What I don't get is that nobody seems to care.I don't care that 13 year old boys idiolize him, it's ok, they are stupid boys. But how is it possible that something so fucking obvious does not get exposed at the weekly video analyses from "world calss" coaches? Imagine you go through how your team lost the ball and every match musiala shows up dribbling past 1 or 2 and then losing the ball because he refuses to time a pass. Every amateur coach would tell him to stop doing that shit or warm the bench. I am so fucking tired of this shit.
>>142226998Most of the time he doesn't even get past anyone lmao
>>142225092>>142225280
>>142226959whole world agrees on that
Pretty funny how leftie-schizo is replying to himself tbqh
weird cope
>>142227077Somehow newfags don't understand that people can tell when they are samefagging. It's quiet bizarre.
>>142226998Yeah and all the Brokkoli Kopf zoomers ob YouTube:"wooow probs an Jamal. So ein Wahnsinns Spieler". Kek.He literally loses the ball pathetically 3 times for every successfull dribble. Don't think we can win against Spain like that. If he would fix his playing style and pass sooner and better he could actually be world class but I don't think he wants to and I don't think he can...
>>142225092>>142225280>>142225336>>142225092If you can't see how important havertz is after last game you know nothing about football. He makes everyone around him so much better and can partake in combinations at the highest level. He would have assisted too after his world class skill before sahneger decided to throw himself on the ground instead of running further....We could never play as dominant as we did for parts of this tournament with fulle starting. And I love fulle he's the best pure 9 we had since Klose. His instinct to score is elite but our style of play demands a forward like havertz. havertz WILL score from open play and probably in the next match against Spain as he's clutch as fuck. We should sind in fülle around the 60th minute if we have trouble scoring. He's an elite sub.The real outrage is the useless mutt sane getting so much playing time when so much better players like Wirtz fuhrich and Beier are rotting on the bench. I honestly believe someone told nagelscuck he should always start at least 4 migrants every game..or he's such a lefty chuck that he overrates them in his head to justify that shit. Sane playing over Wirtz and fuhrich is so retarded it doesn't make any sense otherwise
https://twitter.com/nati_sfv_asf/status/1807150954556657720>LOOK WE ARE EATING THE DÖNERwhy do they want to be like us so bad?
>>142227297Who?
>>142227214hahaha. warte ganz kurz. wenn nailsmann gegen spanien wirtz aufstellt würde flo spanien komplettt zerstören. aber es tut mir leid für führich und beier.
Wirtz did more in 20 min against Denmark than Sane all game. Even Beier did more. It's truly over.
>>142227702based gook
interim conclusion:>Neuerour rock in the surge. kept us in the tournament multiple times, world class>RüdigerOur black rock. channels the power of alans snackbar>KimmichSolid, unagitated performances in the service of the team. >TahSolid, unagitated performances.>MittelstädtOnly memorable action until now was his girlfriend shitting on dortmund.>Raumle knastilarper with great crosses>SchlotterbeckSchotterbeck was great and only had one mistake lolAdmittedly a retard mistake but he won't make one like that again>Wirtzgreat start but also great decline. our little magician has to apply to himself, he's not the only one in the team having played 50+ matches this season>MusialaFace of the nation.>Kroossquared the ball in the first match for 99% accuracy. declined constantly, hasn't been seen much in the last game>GündoganOur Captain. Nuff said.>SaneRelentless, but unlucky. At some point the knot will be broken.>AndrichGood start, but went into mediocrity pretty fast. At least his new hairstyle keeps him in the talks.>CanYes, he Can.>HavertzRelentless and great technique, topscorer with de dschammahl.>MüllerShort attendance with an impressive assist.>Füllkrugbeneficiary of run down defenses, thanks to havertz. Nice goals, but with varying reliability everyone else under also-ran.
>>142227756its simply insane to put a generational talent like wirtz on the bench for an average pacey ngubu.... like literal mental illness and negerworship no other explanation. Also Schlotterbeck is soooo much better than Tah its not funny. hes the next mats hummels and will be the best german defender for the next 10 years...
Die Wut des Himmels gegen Sane
>>142228193>muttsiala face of the nation>Sane relentless but unluckycuck
>>142227077>>142227163you're the only schizo samefag here fren
>>142227214Wirtz was being rested. Nager knows den is the easiest game left and thus fielded the worst 11 he could get away with
>>142228193sauce on the qt in the deutschland bodysuit?
>>142228198Sané played at least just as well yesterday as Wirtz did against Switzerland. Generational talent or not, he's not exactly showed up at the tournament so far and seems very exhausted after the long season.
>>142228193kys
>absolutely based. I love him so fucking much ladsreally hope this is bait because imagine being such a fucking faggot to actually mean it>>142226998do you still not get it? you are not allowed to criticize the Goldstücke
Ronny really does suffer from some severe mental retardation. Musiala just appears to be a down-to-earth nice lad with great footballing talent who gives his all for the country he was born in. Therefore I like him.How on earth you equate him to disgusting arab migrants, who should obviously all be flown home asap, I just don't understand.
I whipped up a quick list of shit that's actually relevant in 2024AffenzirkusGRANATEIs this Bundes?Aua mein BeinFatze>Sky SoundTaktik-TobiHuSoRIP da GOATs>SchalkeUnser Jahr AldaCustomerConsumerShareholderBuyernNailsmemeTOOOOOOOT>HIVDenmarkTaktikfuchsRangnick's cell phone*kneels*Wurst-UliRolex-KalleQuackRüsseltierReinVARd GrindelSMASH CAPITALISMDÖP DÖP DÖPAnanastischBESCHISSENMainzzzzzzSchnarchtastischFuck me sideways, I spend way too much time in that autistic hellhole. Take your pick, any one of those is better than most players that used to be on the roster
>Our Captain. Nuff said
>r-ronny>nice laddo a backflip onto the autobahn
>>142229062Totally not a site run by a Russian troll farm.
einfach mal die Fresse halten
Honestly just deport anyone whose ancestors weren't living in Germany in 1900 there I solved you're problems
>>142229537
>>142229613What borders? All ancestors? Both my granddads fought for >us in ww2 but I'm not sure if I'd qualify
>>142229841Using HRE borders
KEK was ne fotze
>>142226699>scored the opening goal vs. Scotland and Hungaryliteral/factual fake news lmao what are you trying to do here?!
>>142229914What year?
>>1422300431488 xD
>>142229978>lefty caught lyingwhat did you expect?
>>142229978oh true, it was the 2:0 against Scotlanddoesn't really change anything
>>142229945also ehrlich gesagt verstehe ich die Aufregung um den Handelfmeter überhaupt nicht, der ist relativ klar
>>142229537>one guy didn't have a Migrationshintergrundnazis btfo
Ösibros we are literally going to the final
>Bei seiner Vernehmung durch die Polizei erklärte der junge Mann, er habe nur "gute Fotos" schießen wollen. Tatsächlich fanden die Beamten in seinem Rucksack eine Fotoausrüstung. Offenbar gehört der 21-Jährige der "Roofer"-Szene an. Roofer besteigen ohne Erlaubnis oder besondere Sicherheitsvorkehrungen hohe Gebäude und veröffentlichen Fotos und Filme von ihren Aktionen im Netz. Gegen den 21-Jährigen laufen laut Polizei bereits Strafverfahren wegen ähnlicher Aktionen in Ulm und Herne.but where are the pictures
>>142228381Lücke WAG
>>142231861>Jew noseKIKE WAG
>>142229464"Hamburger Abendblatt"?
>>142232059love the longarm jersey features the flag twice per arm. I only saw it on havertz
clear offside, clear pen. simple as
fat pig gräfe with the 180kg in berlin sweating hard
>more than half of England's startelf has nigger bloodGrimaldo
THIS IS THE 3RD TIME TROONMAN COMMENTATES THE ENGLAND GAMED00 FOOTBALLD00 COMMENTATING
Audiokommentar my old friend
my body is ready for some claudia kino.Ingurland's gonna get dabbed on
>>142235233not an option ever since they drowned out the atmosphere
somebody exaplian this meme to me
>>142228381looks like mrs lücke
Southgate is so unwürdig, habe sowas in meinem Leben noch nie gesehen bei einem top team. England würde mit einem wie Pep jedes Spiel dominieren und gewinnen mit dem Kader...
>>142235526really not
>>142235390No, blind nigga
>>142235526Most actual good coaches don't want to train national teams
>>142235673because its much easier to get exposed as a NT coachcant just buy another 100 million defender as Pep does
Can't wait for the England superfan to tell me that he can't understand how England could lose against SlowACKs because Willy McNilly played such a great season as a false 9 3/4 for Westshitshire FC
>>142235615This except burn the rich and spend their money on child rearing.
England has two playersAnd both aren't good enough to win a bundes
>>142235843>/bundes/ poster filter
>>142236044wat
>>142236110A filter that makes you look like a /bundes/ poster?
Fil Hoden, air?
>>142235843I look just like this but with worse hair
Why does soufgate persist with saka that nigga ain't better that Cole Palma
>>142236214bundes posters are all chads and good looking thoand also a few cute transgirls
>>142236331This nigga left Sancho at home because he showed signs of independent thought
>>142231702wtf is DyingLama only 21?
>>142236564jsanchz can't function without Rückrunden Edins motivational kabinenansprachen
Slovaks are gonna win lul
>Sackhaar
England. impressed me not>>142234730>>142234730
that ball landed in the /bundes/ schalke Assis roof kek
ad so we meet again in the Audiodeskription
what a meme match
>>142237261incel
>>142237524This guy ought to be shot for being a traitorous piece of shit
Fuggerei
one ballon odor please
Engländer raus, Engländer raus, EM für die Deutschen Engländer raus!
funny match
SCHRANZ MUH MAN
LOLMAO
SCHWANZ
GEILER SCHWANZ
llmmmaaaoooodo bongs really???
praying for english roses as we speak
>>142238915When England loses, so does she :(
right sight of the turnierbaum is looking very grim
>>142238761autistic defendingPep has ruined a nation
>>142239401If England loses then literally nobody can stop us ösis lel (even if englel wins, the way they've been playing should see us btfo perfidious Albion)
>>142238112club football is so overrated Kroos is also a complete hack
don't (you) me ever again fettbacke
>>142239677
>>142239573>Bruderkrieg FinalKino
>>142238132anyone else annoyed by this english cocksucker on ZDF all the timeMoritz Volz (?) or somehtingis he jobbing for job over there or something?
>>142239573holland will stop you
>>142239845I guess Spain vs Austria is the habsburgb owl
>>142239880*loses to romania*'no'
ösis will lose to turkeyand then we will lose as well
The fuck they need a trinkpause for?>>142239861no it's only a opinion
>>142240211>ösis will lose to turkeyNo way, have you seen these two play? Will be an easy 2:0 for the Ösis
>>142239861Yeah that guy is a total faggot, even my mother complains about his cocksucking
>>142240270I dont need an english cocksucker on TVnot even pretending to be neutral and in all the games hes inabsolutely embarassing
it's like watching our team in the last 2 tourneys
>>142240457nah
>>142240547maybe noti remember wir hatten viele chancen am anfang und sind nachm ersten gegner tor zusammengebrochen und nichts mehr versucht
>>142240817I mean, technically you are correct, we had bad tourneysbut England is really bad, everything they do is just by accident
>Hungry as fuck>Forgot to go shoppingShould I go to one of those Pizza Automaten? Website says its ready in 4 minutes and I can just walk there easily.
>>142240321ösöys only won against teams they could counter attack
>>142241285always wondered what the pizza out of one of those tastes like so you should definitely go and report back how it is
>>142241285"Oh I'm sorry Messi I accidentally ordered KFC"
will england manage to have more forward passes than backpasses?
KWABWAB
luv VARsimple as
>>142243193a blind us sideman would've seen that
England is more KEKED than Germany lul
almost...
love this mouth breathing mong so much
>>142241383Turkey plays offensively
why is it so hard for leftist to not insult the host country?fully deserved for England. same as us with Russia and Qatar
>Die Erschöpfungszeichen des Jude Bellingham.
>>142245234wat?
>>142245280ich kann den asi nicht abhated it when he played for us.Didin't do shit in the game against Mainz
>>142245310made fun of the paupers in Gelsenkirchensang their song about bombing civiliansreally low
>tournament hosted in june/july as a requirement>mandatory sipping-breaksthat's why the rest of the world hates us
>>142245463that's not leftistthat's nationalistic
>>142245471>that's why the rest of the world hates usNo, it's due to the self-righteous fucks in government since approximately 2005.
>parry pane
BENES
>don't call up d00>play d00 football anyway
this is distortion of competition tb desu
Slava Slovakia, death to the bongs!
we will support holland on that side, fuck the reddit ösöys
>>142247404>hollandtoo many blacks
BELLIGOL
>until bongistan scorespathetic
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
good good, now commence the penuldies, so I can maxpoint my tippspiel
Muzzy could NEVER
England are the luckiest fucks I’ve ever seen holy shit wie kann man sich jedes mal so durchmogeln argh
Der Moritz soll sich weghängen
Ugh I'm annoyed but it would be kino to see englel go out on pens
>2 belligols in gelsenkirchen>schalke
>>142249004Jews Smellingham of all players...
>>142249154>go out on pensnot with cold palmer
KANEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEBAM BAM BAM
hate it so fucking much when small teams bottle it
This isn't luck, this is small teams being cowards and sitting back hoping for the best. It always ends this way. If you get a better opponent by the throat, you don't let him go. Instead they shit their pants all the time and get punished. Small team syndrome.
>>142249127absolutely embarassing and unfit for the job
jtbros.. we're getting overtaken..
>>142249127>>142250191huh? he’s pretty good desu
>>142250011nothis is small teams working their asses off for an entire match but lacking strength and squad depth to compensate for what the favourites still have to offertheir coach kept pushing them forwards but they just physically couldn’t anymore
>>142250544im not english
>>142250893This
>>142250893England made 0 changes the entire game. The Slovaks knew if this goes to OT it's over for them.
