tonight dustin poirier becomes ufc champion
schaub
olivi feet
*enters thread*
>>142199530Who da fook is dat guy
SOON
today is the day my ridiculous parlay will hit
*farts*
About to go get some heem snacks thinking pretzels and icecream
wow rogan looks tired as fuck
>>142199530*enters the thread with a vicious heem*
>>142199563Tonight "Platinum" Mike Perry becomes UFC champion
BING BADING BONG????????????????????HOW MANY BIGN?????????
What if I want to lick Olivis feet? Is that allowed here or frowned upon you guise?
One more run
women owe me sex
reminder
1stream bros lets go
>>1421996140 :)
>>142199614about tree fiddy :DDD
*enters the thread*
>>142199582After this, I hope that guy loses.
looking kino tonight olivi
IT'S CANCELLED???????
>>142199637>>142199649::::DDDDD
It's a good card and I know it's a good card but for some reason I can't feel excited for itYou guys ever experience this with cards where the hype just doesn't come and you don't know why? I even like Poatan and Jiri
been browsing betmma.tips and most of the best handicappers are on Jiri & Ortega. reddit is on Poatan & Lopes.
*intimidates the thread*
rei soon
Word is khabib is in a Moscow jail for being part of terrorist attacks
>>142199665
/ourguy/s Smiff and Jiri will heem tonight.
>305 POUNDS
>>142199672gooby pls
Olivi said Alex weighs 305 POUNDS!
>>142199667wtf this is bullshit i pre ordered the ppv and subscribed to ESPN+ and bought Disney+
>>142199688i'm excited to some extent, but i would have preferred a full buildup for poatan vs jiri 2
Alex Pereira vs. Jiri ProchazkaBrian Ortega vs. Diego LopesAnthony Smith vs. Roman DolidzeMayra Bueno Silva vs. Macy ChiassonIan Machado Garry vs. Michael Page
>>142199667?????????????? my whole family is here to watch that fucking cunt macgregor lose we even made sopa de macaco to share wtf am I going to tell them to just go back to the jungle 3 days trip for no reason?????????//
>>142199705imagine that in your schaubhole
this chama shit is unironically more reddit coded than drinking from the boot or throwing the crotch protector
>>142199619Keep dreaming anon, we'd all like to believe
chama
>>142199688name of book?
Double dip pickers will be heemed ON SIGHT
>>142199665We feastin this week Olivibros. Sankocels btfo
My BOY.
>>142199736you missed my post you faggot
>>142199736PereiraOrtegaSmiffSilvaMVPThis is one of the harder cards to pick in a while imo. Lot of fights could go either way especially with the short notice. wmma will also be responsible for some heeming
>>142199619wasn't he originally supposed to fight on some apex card? bet it got moved to 303 so he can give a retirement speech in front of actual people.
>>142199736JiriOrtegaSmiffMBSIan Machado Garry
>>142199736PoatanLopesSmiffChiassonCuckboy Garry
>>142199774there are a lot of butterface wmma fighters
Charli heems 0livi
>>142199667this was the only thing i had to live for, and now it's gone
>>142199776
LOKDOG
>>142199794No I didn't. You have to pick ALL the main card fights
holy shit it's oliveira!!
>>142199736PereiraLopesSmithMacyMVP
>>142199736AlexDiegoDolidzeMacyIanRei Tsuruya
>>142199754Daner even said it recently it's very painful
I prefer heem to the gaythreads desu
>>142199776kek sorry i've no idea i saved that webm years back.
>>142199813i just know those implants are rock hard
NO MAGICRINO
>Not an Olivi threadWho fucked up? This is unacceptable.
fuck we're getting old aren't we anon
>>142199736>>142199836>>142199811>>142199806>>142199799>>142199837Nobody cares retards fuck off
>>142199530Fuck Dana
Simon should win thisVinicius is good but raw, I don't believe Simon is washed yet
>Naruto run
>>142199874That's fucking illegal!
>>142199582him and sean are finna to fuck
>>142199821fuck u nigga
>>142199736PereiraLopesDolidzeSiiiiiiilvaPage
>>142199902it's over
>>142199736JiriLopesSmithBueno SilvaMVP
>>142199873good bait here you go >>142199892I agree with this (because it was my own post)
>>142199902Post them again and pick the wmma fight this time
I'm gay
>>142199736PoatanOrtegaSmithMayraMVP
What type of wine goes best with a spinach ravioli?
i can't remember why but FUCK ricky simon that fucking piece of shit
>>142199952that makes two of you>>142199939
>>142199963Josh
>>142199736Pereira Lopes Dolidze Chiasson Page
>>142199874
>>142199963thats the gayest question ive ever heard in my life
>>142199963Cum
>>142199871smile through the pain b
>>142199813Disgusting
>>142199736shit I'm late shit shit shitDoesn't matter cause I'm right:-Simon-Tsuruya-Buday-Robertson-Talbott-Silva-Fili-Barriault-Garry-Chiasson-Smith-Lopes-ProchazkaBet the house friends
>>142199736Jiri ProchazkaBrian OrtegaRoman DolidzeMayra Bueno Silva Michael PageYou already know the vibes. Dolidze might play spoiler here, everything else is a lock.
This oliveira reminds me of young tony when he throws punches.
buffer's jacket looks like the seat cover in some african guy's cab
another monicious
>>142199969I can't either but you're right
>>142199963The good tasting one (none)
monke
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM
>>142199736Jiri ProchazkaBrian OrtegaRoman DolidzeMayra Bueno SilvaMichael PageI'm retarded, just posted and it didn't include a picture, ignore previous reply Wales.
manlet rage
>>142199736PreiraLopesSmiffChiassonGarry
>>142199736AlexOrtegaSMIFFChiaMVP
>>142199736PereiraOrtegaSmithSilvaPage
>>142199812Why would an attractive girl go into MMA?
ricky nippels got this
>>142199963monster
>playing up the fact that simon is opening the early prelims when the 300 prelims got kicked off with garbrandt vs figgyyeah no
BY GAWD HE HEEMED HIM IN HALF
>>142199976Excuse me
>family dollar as a sponsorlel ufc is finished
>>142200059I wish I could feed her carrots (my meng)
>>142199996Disgustingly hot!
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM
simone looks like lopes little brother
>>142200092don't you dare disrespect the family dollar name
>>142199969He got a fake win from Merab, ref gifted him a win because he "choked out" Merab and he wasn't recovered after the bell
>>142200100Her nose lips and tits are as fake as Daner's laugh b
>>142199736>>142200058Pereira*include this in the screencap
Simon needs to start sniffing
Did family dollar pay a dollar to be the ufc sponsor?
CAMMON RICKY, SCORE A HEEEM
Gotta try this +2800 Oliveria sub, its dumb but its gambling.
BOOOOOOOAAAAAA
>>1421999783 > 1 > 2
Let's get some Fs in the chat for a heem hall of Famer James Vick F
FANGERS
cat>>142199736Jiri ProchazkaDiego LopesAnthony SmithMacy ChiassonMichael Page
simon is gonna facetank everything and oliveira's finna gas
ricky has him downloaded unironically
>>142200143Would bang
>31 years old>already developed severe gynoSimon can cut diamonds with those nipples.
lol nice takedown retardthis fight's over
>>142200218Love this lil nigga
>>142200209too slow for this bruv
>>142200221Yeah iirc this is exactly how his last fight went, then the kid gassed in the 3rd
Rogan gagging on cock again
>>142200217n sheit
lads i know its risky to say but i have a really good feeling about this card. I'm prepared to admit that if its a slurper its my fault for saying this but i'm genuinely hyped and expecting some bangers
>>142200006KEK he does based retard
2 cans
olives tiring fast
UFC is shit compared to K-1
>>142200218Cats are pets for losers
Oliveira kinda looks like a downie
The WMMA garbage on the main card should've been the first fight of the night.
>>142199813Bogged monster
>>142200218you're putting cheese or someshit in one of the bowls and rigging this
oliveira looks like someone jizzed in his hair
>>142200262What avengers movie is this
>>142200055>dolidzewhy bhe's fighting up a division and got shut out against vettori
>>142199963white? try risling
>>142200254>smiff on the cardit's a no brainer
these le awkward irony commercials heem my brainno wonder why americans are how they are
>>142200262>bakboordhow can he have a name like that and not be in the nba
>>142200274nah piss break being on the main card actually makes sense
>>142200262We get it. You have a thing for eastern European men
sanko > olivi > charli > heidi
>>142200299ummm you are african
>>142200262yes butrise is better than k1
We are in the lanklet era
>>142200319do you really still need a piss break when they waste time for 10 minutes minimum between fights?
>>142200315nigga your cunt is 99% the same
>>142200322>charli > heidiDon't know who are these
>>142200347>>142200352Lmao
>>142200321not my fault they heemd all your chinese cousins
>>142200347>>142200352based
I want to shrink FightFairy down and have her do this to my meng
why can't ricky weem?
this fight proves leg kicks don't work
>>142200310Great rec. I finished my last bottle of riesling a few weeks ago but I do have a pinot grigio
why we gotta pretend simon isnt a total bum
>>142200338fuck.. this nigga playing checkers not chess, you got me b
>>142200263guess im a loser then, lick nuts buddy
>>142200378
FANGERS FANGERS
>>142200001This will be your image
heem gassy
>>142200338>buttrise
Oliveira is gassed
incredible for a flw to be this gassed at the end of r2
>>142199736I don't know any of those people
Oliveira is tree toimes the size of em
>injuring yourself
OHHH THE CHEQUE
>dislike Ian "the cuck" gary>do not support blackswho should i root for in this fight?I hope this will be a fun fight at least.
>>142200378>he has to shrink the woman down to have her do thisDicklet.
kek what the fuck was that?
SELF HEEMY
>>142200262>Dengue
WOOF
kino shove
>heem>everyone>even>my own leg
>is it hurt? is it broken? no? than shut the fuck up.
>>142200467E's foighting a lideral goiant in der!
HOLY FUCK CUT BOTH OF THESE BUMS WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS
moi foot was a ballewn
man Simon looks like shit, nothing like the fighter he was. wtf happened?What was that weird knee he took as well?
yooo
what a dumb nig
Chimp out shove.
brilliant strategy by SIBUM to do absolutely nothing for 2 rounds and wait for the other guy to randomly break his leg
dude leg kicks lmao
Bros I think Pereira is gonna heem his leg when Jerry checks one of his kicks...
leg is yeeted
>>142200480It looks like a midget in the thumbnail too
if richard simone only would punchn't him
>checks a kick and clearly compromised him>doesn't kick his leg right after
>>142200488N moment
remember when that pajeet got barked at?
Do you guys think that leg is broken?
>brazilian intellectual cornermen
Why were they using ice on his other leg?
they fucked up the script LMAO WRONG LEG ICED!
best corner ever
>>142200488brasilian elektrofunki voodoo SOVL
we have o'malley at home
get that female back in the kitchen
>>142200522Czechs*
>>142200564she was tring to drop levels for the bj
are they really not going to penalize him for the punch after the bell?
simon fightin like a bum
Just how bad is sticky ricky simon?
Simon is cheeks
cut this bum
>fighting a guy with a broken leg>do nothing
>>142199736ProchazkaLopesSmithSilvaPage
just how bad is Jack Shore?
simon is getting exposed here
Simon is really low iq
KWAB
>favela guy is outstriking simon 3 to 1 in every round>the only damage inflicted on him is him hurting himself with a kicklmao
>>142200621>expecting a guy who has to wake up next to this to not try fuck thirsty teen fans throwing themselves at him
>>142200621ugh, no wonder he wanted someone else
oliveira getting heemed at the last second here would be very funny
>>142200643>>142200650he married latinx it's his fault
>>142200241
>>142200303>I'm retardedThat should answer your quesiton, but in reality Smiff looked like shit against Petrino but Petrino was retarded and through stupidity got himself choked so no one actually commented on his performance, if not for the choke I believe he would've got a KO and he's not very polished. Dolidze got unan'd vs Vetori but didn't look shit, just got outclassed. Dolidze doesn't look small at 205 and it's short notice so it's not like Dolidze was cutting to 185, he's not like Gaethje where he walks around close to fighting weight.Those are my thoughts, good analysis? :p
Yadong flushed my boy
why the hue look chinese?
>rickys fight to win >shits the bed Sounds about right
can't punch a guy who's dead on his feet and crippled
Oliveira is doing everything the corner says
hue looks lime jamahal
Merab lost to this can?
>>142200682a lot of hues mixed with black/japanese
Rogan has been silent for like 10 minutes straight.
>>142200668why do non american liberals use latinx? how big of a faggot are you?
Lel
Oliveira is a better prawlspect than Talbott
>>142200001Simon lost, your picks are shit. Get fucked degenerate gambler hahaha
Simon will never recover from this
>>142200506i think that taped ankle was fucked up, he couldn't really drive for takedowns
RICKY SIBÚM SUCKS
oliveira shitposting in real life
i can't believe how bad Simon looked today
>>142200682Inbred nigro with downs. Kind of looks Asian.
>people saying he was gassed
>>142200322Minty >>>
heres the offical shrimpdick streams image dimensions to filter:/^810x341$//^810x339$//^1020x632$//^1015x632$//^1006x632$/
>>142200682the hue are a mix from every race, hence why they are so good at mixing the martial arts
29-28 Simon
>>142200621>Cheats his wife>Wants to fuck trannies>Wants to fuck teenagersWhy did he do it? He had everything going for him. Does being rich really make you desensitised to everything?
>>142200001KWAB
>>142200001appreciate the tip, FRIEND
>>142199736JiriLopesSmithSilvaMaGODo Garry
>>142200705Calm down diego
there it is, there it fucking is, the most important fight of the night in terms of promotional legacy, the debut of the goat of goats
>>142200741Thanks broseph
>29-28
>>142199736PereiraLopes (Think it Dream it Do it)SmithChiassonGarry
>>142200705just /pol/tards angry about illegals
didn't think my estimation of simon could fall any lower
When does Tsuruya fight?
>>142200682hues have literally every single phenotype on earth
>>142200771i kneel
>>142200794next. so in 5-10 min
>>142200767You have to be either a zoomer or a liberal, a useful idiot nonetheless>>142200788why would someone from /pol/ use newspeak like that?
Did Hernandez miss weight again?
>>142200781
KEK I thought this was a wmma fight when they showed the asian guy warming up
>>142200055
feel bad ricky bros we getting released
>>142200741based
Hogan and DC were pretending like Simon was winning for almost 2 full rounds, then Anik silenced them. What were they even watching?
>>142200703He went to the bathroom. They all take turns doing this
Simon was a -325 favorite by the wayGot pissed on in three straight rounds He was top 10 like a year and a half ago
He kinda looks like Douglas Silva de Andrade
>>142200827BUILT for BKFC
Simon is flushed damn
Simon looked shockingly bad. He needs to go fight somewhere else or maybe stop fighting.
>>142200682I think the guy is just really ugly and weird, maybe he has some amerindian genes, but I seriously doubt he has asian genes being from Rio Grande do Sul
This just really set the tone now anything can happen. Damn I am mad like I had a feeling on Oliveria but did a dumb bet instead of easy +200.
now i remember why it's FUCK ricky simon... he SUCKS
>>142200705That's your preferred pronouns though
>>142200816why are you so mad about correct language?
Vinicius is good but man he's such a twat and needs to control his emotions, gives me shades of Prime Tony Ferguson, he throws sand, hooks, everything to throw his opponent off,
>>142200840never the same after fighting song
>>142199736THE SHAMANT-CITYSMIFFSILVAMACHADO-GARRY
listen up, i have a way to show how capable toyo tires are
I've read the script, the niponic man is winning the next one
>>142200857ah, a zoomer liberal I seeyou should kys
>>142200840Simon letting him back up after that takedown in the middle of the cage was fucking weird. Wonder if Ricky had fucked up ribs or something and couldn't breathe when grappling
>>142200837You're smoking crack, Joe and DC were bitching about how timid and slowly he came out within the first minute
>>142200827he'll be top 10 in bellator
Just how bad is Merab?
>>142200719Honestly even if the rest hit that was definitely the funniest way my picks could start
who /shinsuke/ here
>>142200893whore
All these japanese flyweights are just fighting randomly generated mexicans
>>142200705Every latino person I know absolutely hates "latinx" lol
>>142200675Yeah it's decent, I can see where you're coming from but I just don't agree. Petrino was dumb and that led to a Smiff win but that's also often how vet/up and comer matchups go. I'm not sure Petrino would have KO'd Smiff, he's just too green. Smiff wasn't completely impressive before that fight either but he's decently well rounded and I do think he is polished in terms of he has a specific skillset he sticks to. Dolidze on the other hand I just don't rate too highly, he had some nice wins on his run up but then imo looked bad against Vettori and Imavov. I don't see where he really beats Smiff. I just don't rate him too highly but could be wrong, we'll see b
Tsuruya better say "I'M HAPPY THANKYOU" if he wins
>>142200741Nice one kid
>>142200849I can't boy a guy with a boring name like Carlos Hernandez.
>>142200873Try not to be so angry, in 20 years not using latinx will be considered as offensive as it should be now.
>>142200840Oliveira is a weird retard. Will probably give some good bantamweights issues.
>>142200705I use latinx because it pisses chicanos like you off
>>142200721ye maybehe looked really off. i was quite high on him at one point
>>142200900I've never even heard it irl, but a few zoomer retards use it unironically here. it's amazing to see lmfaothey're either such an NPC they accept newspeak and parrot it, or they're just faggots. I hope they're just faggots honestly
>>142200859Its weird how he was the favorite, I thought Vinicius would be a -200 favorite because of the Sopaj KO where we saw his ability of to skirt around deep waters, after losing the first after being wrestle fucked
>>142200887Ricky beat Merab and the guy Merab heemed is the second best bantamweight in Bellator
>>142200506He cut off the mullet
>>142200643>>142200650>coomers are desensitised to what the average woman looks likeShe's above average for a women of her age and she doesn't look like she's out of shape. I bet your guys' wifes look much better, oh wait...
>>142200916have you tried having a conversation about it?just contextualize it as worry about her health
>>142200937I'm german-english though
>>142200934He has S tier head movement but his striking is not technical at all. I like it.
I'm not giving you a foot massage either
Guys serious question: Its raining here right now and lightning strikes every second and has been for like over an hour now. I have never seen anything like this before. This is not normal, right?
>>142200951Everyone under the age of 25 spends literally all day every day on the internet
>>142200961>bong coping about his ugly wife
>>142200982Mix of Tony and Jiri, idk about champ but definitely a problematic gatekeeper, just needs to fix his emotions
>>142200961>She's above average for a women of her age and she doesn't look like she's out of shape. I bet your guys' wifes look much better, oh wait...
Koreabros!!!
based, using nakamuras theme
>>142200981ok john klaus hernandez
BANZAI
>>142200916Are you your best self right now? Try to improve yourself and make it clear there are tons of other women after you all the time, show her this. Meanwhile also try to make her follow your steps and make it seem like she will be left behind if she doesn't. If this doesn't work in a few months, have a talk with her and say you are going to fuck some other chicks on the side if she doesn't fix herself.
>>142200982>s tier head movement>ricky landed flush multiple times>acting like this hue won’t get chinned by anyone in the top 15Nigga shut the fuck up
>>142201000the fuck would I know about german climate
>>142200981Glad to have you on the team, brother
>Carlos got fed to Taira and now is getting ReiWhy are they doing this to him and letting the Japanese beat him up
>>142201000noit's over
>>142201000comfyopen the curtains and enjoy it
legit thought tsuruya was a chick when they showed him in the locker room lol
>>142200980>straight up talking to women and expecting problems to be solvedkek
Naturally DC recognizes the obscure WWE walkout song
>>142199530
The Prince of Strongstyle
Cornrows on this jap? That's racist
>>142200916>but she doesn't take care of herselfso she's fat
>he is walking out to Shinsuke Nakamura's theme songCommentary said that, but was he? i watched mandrama way back and shinsuke's original theme song sounded better than whatever was playing then
>>142201043Based and thunderstorm ASMR-pilled
>>142201054he's got the same fight haircut as most of them
K-1 is objectively better than ufc
Raisu Ruya?
he definitely shouldn't be a -411 favourite
>>142201032my grandmother's maiden name was Gordon and I saw pictures of here when she was younger and you looked so fucking anglo lmfao
>Reitsu Ruya
>>142201035I he the Ryan Hall guy? Because he did inda well against Taira
>>142201000Sounds like USA midwest summer weather. Get ready for a tornado
>>142201059Nakamura has one of the most iconic walkouts everhttps://youtu.be/m8izXHKZSXw?si=aKIZjmN55lU8WLnE
Those were some quality booba tbqh
tsuruya is essentially an anime character
>>142201000You've never been through a storm? Storms are absolutely comfy especially with a mug of hot chocolate, some biscuits, and a nice book/tv show
>>142201075Yeah thats why everyone watches it...wait a minute
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEMMMMM NIPPYY
>jap gets exposed on his debutlol
>>142201070think he only used part of it, most of the song sounded really different
>>142201080Wotan rest her soul
>>142201058listen, either it works or his relationship will endeither way, it will be a lot faster than ignoring it, cheating, or trying to inception her into losing weight
Finna sleep after this fight, ate way too much scran and feeling mad sleepy
>>142201070
OHHH ITS IN DEEP DC ITS IN DEEP
DIE YOU DISGUSTING FUCKING CHINK NIGGER SCUM
its a work
>he is in trouble
GIVE ME YOUR ENERGY HEEM I JUST SPENT WAY TOO MUCH ON A NEW VAPORIZER
nooooooo my anime waifu
Ariel bodied bootlicker bisping
>THAT'S IN>HE'S IN>YEA THAT'S TIGHT>YEA HE'S IN TROUBLE HERE>he's out
What is this bullshit? Come on with these fights now Japanese guy will get destroyed?
>Oh now he's in trouble
twinknip heems
>>142201103kek
Imagine losing to a chinese guy with long hair
>>142201134>>142201138/TKO/brothers stand up
no way hernandez is going to debunk the entire nation of japan
>DC sick>probably covid >been around a bunch of fighters the past few daysThis fat fuck…
>now he's in trouble>easily slips out and just stands up
>>142201149ever heard of it was just a joke? just busting your balls man
>>142200906Ooh, I like the analysis from you, that makes sense. Dolidze's striking is horrendous so if he can't get a takedown I think he loses but I really think Smith is over the hill and REALLY overrated. We'll see what happens though
>>142201174Fortunately having covid doesn't matter at all.
this kinda takedown
>>142199963>drinking estrogen
>>142199736JiriOrtegaRomanMayra Page
>>142201188Tell that to Khamzat and Amanda
>DC racism against bigger asian fighters
tsurya is the jiri of grappling
twister pls
Mong grappling
bum scramble
>THIS is the jap can they were hyping upweebs do not deserve to live
>lets watch little men roll around on the floorFuck that, you can catch me watching K-1, spoiler alert: its not for fags (you).
>>142201130no, you listenhaving a relationship with a woman is a terrible idea and you shouldn't do it, but if you do, you need to manipulate her by leading by example, making her jealous, etc, etc. It's for the good of both of you. If you try to be rational things will never work unless you marry a extremelly autistic or tomboish girl.
Typical flyweight baby fight
>>142201164well shinsuke does have some experience
hernandez needs to be more active
>Rogan and DCJust fucking kill me now
>>142201185Ye Smiff's best days are probably past him but I just feel at 205 he'll still be a hard ask for Dolidze who I don't rate kek
>>142201231>2004 HD PC wallpaper background
watching flyweight midgets """fight""" always makes me laugh
>bussy presentation bout
>>142201268It's called sovl
>>142200916>I'm not attracted to my partner anymore should I marry herYou're mentally retarded and deserve everything coming to you if you don't know how to approach the situaiton.Literally just have a sitdown and discuss your concerns, how you feel and what you think the outcome is going to be if it continues.
we're actually talking about pro wrestling styles now
>kek flyweights can't fi-ACK
>>142201268its called soul you fucking goy
>>142201202Why would I tell them that? They've probably never had covid
>>142201000Let the storm take you.
Why do manlets love grapple so much?
spicy
>>142201230if you don't think this is some of the sickest grappling sequences why watch mma
Thanks for the comments guys, regarding the lightning. I have never seen so many Lightning strikes ever, its every second basically and Tornados are not happening where I live. Never witnessed anything like this before. Nice rolling btw
This is how all grappling should look desu
now this is wrestlefucking I can actually enjoy
>>142201268>1997 tale of the tape themeUh UFC chuddies?
>>142201306no ko power
>>142201306manlets can't heem
>Rogan says it's tight>like clockwork, guy escapes
oohh hes got him in the titty twister
This is actually interesting grappling. We're going to see Dolidze later on the main card push Smiff into the fence for 15 minutes
Feels more like a MMA demonstration than a fight
I THOUGHT DAGIS WERE GAY THIS IS NEXT LEVEL BUMHOLE INSPECTION
>>142201326I'm beginning to think he's doing it on purpose, which is based
>>142201298It’s public knowledge that they have. You COVID deniers are genuinely retarded lol.
>>142201306Bjj was literally made as the manlet martial art.
Joe is about to jump up and down on the table
>joe shouting out hernandez to hide how fucking wrong he was
this is kinda grapple kino
this is gay rape
Tedious, homoerotic grappling plagues ufc, Instead K-1 focuses on real striking skill and constant action.
this is fun but also very gay boxing won again
OHHHHHHHHHHHH HIS LEG GOT FREE
think im just gonna start betting all decisions down the line on every ufc fight,
>>142201348I said he's probably never had it, implying it exists. Vaxxies literally don't know how to think kek
SLURP
Did anyone told these doods is a mma match, not a grappling match.
>>142201358i mean the guy was going for that move
>>142201383Yeah Tsuruya is striking too
>ooo it’s tight>ooo it’s over>ooo it’s deep>ooo it’s free
>>142201368>constant actionlike the wnba
if I was the country of japan I would simply produce a big heemer guy instead of a 6th grappling manlet
>>142201289>no punches to the neck>no punches to the spine>no kicks to the head>no kicks to the spine>no choke hold when that lanklet gave up his back
>>142201361if you're not getting a sub, it's just dry humping
>>142201283Maybe he really likes her and loves her?Also your solution is fucking retarded, do you also try to have a sitdown and discuss your concerns with a 3 year old child too?>>142201330Try to lead her into bettering herself by example and motivation dude, wake up earlier, eat better, workout more, sleep earlier, try to make her follow you into this. Do not "sit down and have a gay onions boy talk with your S.O" like these pencil necks are saying.
>20 sub attempts a minuteat least we have obeseslop with Arlovski next
>>142201079He's raping him pretty easily and hasn't gotten into trouble once the whole fight
K-1 is currently winning, this pathetic "no hold barred" wrestle hugging is atrocious. You actually watch this homo shit?
>>142201315oh is it genuinely bad there? i saw the euros but figured it was just passing
>>142201400They did but he does heavyweight pillowtap
>>142201410I gave a sub last night to your fat mother after I porked her
OOOOHHHH TSURUYA ROLLED UP HERNANDEZ. 1-2-3!!!! ITS OVER, SHINSUKE NAKAMURA.... what.... WHAT IS HE DOINGOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH CHAIRSHOT AGAINST TSU, WHY SHINSUKE WHYYYYYYYYY
>>142201383They really should legalise grounded knees and back to the head shot, fun scrambles tho
>>142201400Would still lose to raw American power
>pulling half guardHmmm....
>>142201358I just muted the commentary Joe is horrible
>>142201404never been in a fight your whole life b
>>142201330She isn't taking care of herself because she feels like you aren't paying attention or appreciating her putting effort into her appearance. She's letting herself go out of spite.
>>142201289lanklets always up-kick their lanky weak legs when they panic. their default defense.
>>142201420> SNIFFFFFFFFF
tsuruya faked the glove touch that was dirty for rd 3
>>142201427Is this rey mysterio
>>142201420>ENDLESS HUGGING AND PITTER PATTER WITH NO KOS? HECKIN BASED I LUV POOFC
Kid Dricus’d himself
GAMBARE GAMBARE
>>142201436americans are too gay and cowardly to engage in real fights, they rigged the rules for their pathetic hug and hold wrestling (pathetic)
>>142201426she's not fat, but my condolences on the sex part
if hernandez loses to a takedown head clash that's fucking hilarious
>guys p-plz watch K1 with me
tsuruya losing would be basically like a third bomb
>>142201400Shrekbros where we at
I think wmma is more interesting than this
>>142201422The rain is not that bad, it can get pretty bad here thats for sure. Happens like 2, 3 times a year where its bad. But the Lightning strikes in particular are not normal. Every second like I said, the sky is basically bright without getting fully dark. Never seen anything like this.
>>142201475You forgot:Muay Thai>done by thirdie manletsUFC>world's #1 combat sports promotion
>>142201420WDWTCH
OK so Win by Round is a crappy bet possibly lol
>>142201475based, are you the brazza v thai list composer?
Olivi thread next. I'll only ask politely one more time.
>>142201475
>>142201469Yes, 619!
>>142201491grappling sequence are so frustrating to watch when you can see how obvious some shots are but they can't do them
I love this little japanese guy wtf
>>142201522depends on the fighters but yeah generally unless you're expecting a first round heem
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooo
Rey Mysterio vs. Shinsuke Nakamura kino match
I can't score this fight
>ufc>hyped prospect>hugs and kisses the entire fight>anus to face holds>sissy arm locksmma is absolutely fucking pathetic, real ones watch pure striking like men
>fighting to win the third round and lose the fight
>>142201566Tsuruya 29-28 is the only score
>jamawlese flyweight wet blanket >not even good at iti will avoid this niggas fights henceforth
>>142201566what
>>142201566majority draw, we're gonna need a rematch
>>142201586>>142201586>>142201586>>142201586>>142201586
>>142201566you're not a judge of course you can't
Not gonna lie that was some entertaining crotchsniffing
everyone lost watching this sissy shit, watch K-1 instead
>>142201512>>done by thirdie manletsThey don't hide behind weight classes and don't need to cut weight to beat much larger opponents
>jap spend two rounds trying meme submissions on the spic (they don't work because he isn't a random regional can)>spic remembers he can wrestle and controls him in the third round, doing everything to win the round, but nothing to finish, losing the fight
> and IT'S TIGHT and he's out again> OHHHHH OHHHHH HE'S GOT HIM and he escaped again
>>142201511damn stay safe
>>142200916Do what all great men have done for the past few centuries and have a mistress on the side just purely for banging
>>142201686>IT'S UNDER THE CHIN (it's not. we are straight up lying now.)
>>142201687Thank you my brother, enjoy the fights. :)
>>142201727u 2
>>142201511Genuinely hope your house gets flooded for rigging against Denmark
>>142201000Its me
>>142201330I'm sorry, I was rude. That being said I have no idea how you have a relationship for that period of time without being aware that is common sense, respectfully maybe you have autism and/or your girl does.>>142201415He stated that he's not attracted to her "ANY MORE", that means he was at some point, I'd imagine he wouldn't have dated her if he wasn't attracted to her. Attraction is a huge part of a healthy relationship, someone can be ugly and you can still be attracted to them.Yes, my little nephew was having a tantrum because we took his Switch and I sat him down and we had a talk about it and he stopped crying and went to bed. In the first world we use words to resolve things, maybe they just use guns and futbol to solve problems in your shithole country, sorry if you didn't know if it was different in civilised countries.
Just tuned in to two fat heavies cagehugging then extended nut strike break. Not off to a good start lads.
