/hoc/vious: >>142184959
Flames and Islanders
I'll bet you 10 dollars that Elias Lindholm will NOT be a Boston Bruin on Monday
>Julien BriseBois said he did not make an increased offer to Stamkos in light of today's trades that cleared cap spaceIt's so over
April 17 2022
>>142205411somebody edit her responses to be funny
>>142205432Anyways. It’ll be interesting to watch Dallas relaunch as a very young team next year.
You guys ready to talk about my Kraken or what????
>>142205515
>>142205470Without having paid attention to this I think he'll stay unless he fucking hates people behind the scenes. I'd rather stay my whole career in the same place and win a few cups than have some weird fucking boomer seasons with the winnipeg jets or new jersey devils, like what's the appeal?
did we do good panthers bros
>>142205515I feel bad for them. They had such a great playoff run and then everything went to shit. And Beniers looked to be their saviour until Myers heemed him
if you wanna watch some hockey
My penguins ):
BIG DICK PITTSBURGHERS LIVING THE HIGH LIFE31 other teams sucking our schlong
>>142205737In Inside Out 3 anger takes over and Riley leads the WCHA in boards and slewfoots
>>142205468nooo I want all the lindholms to be on the same team tho
>>142205756>>142205776go to bed sametard
my avs>drafted three goalies in a bad goalie draft>ahl goalie coach left>brought pavel francouz back probably as a replacement>might lose drouin>will be basically the same as last season otherwise>except landeskog will probably be playing as a $7m third or fourth linerahaha let's run it back boys
>>142205852>bad goalie draft2022 was way worse than 2024.
>>142205852drouin can't tie his shoes without mackinnon so i think he's stuck with you guys
>>142205851lucky man....i swear I wish I could go. Im actually mad at myself this time.
>>142205851Retard
>>142205852shoulda went for ullmark
>>142205927TAKES ONE TO KNOW ONE
>>142205411This is a white person in Canada
>While a huge chunk of the NHL is currently scrambling to get home from Las Vegas following the draft, some teams have elected to set up shop here and handle the opening day(s) of free agency remotely from Sin City.>Another byproduct of a congested NHL calendar.
>>142205974Pajeets are aryansso Islamites are white
>>142205446>jew owner>team named after oil industry
>>142205756didney corsby still has some juice left in him
>>142205974all hockey players are white even the italians
>>142205515>s-side d-deals s-s-someone?
>>142205956Did you get the tickets bud?
It's tomorrow.
>>142206105Yeah but now we have Kevin hayes ):
>>142205852>brought pavel francouz backHuh? Didn't he retire because of injuries a couple of months ago?
>>142206131got my hopes up that this was chile
I made a new one because I did not see the original creator update this or I missed it.
>>142206190he is going to be the new goalie coach
>>142206167we had lemieux new friendgod i hate zoomers
>>142205912he's not that much worse without mackinnon, he's probably shopping around hoping for one last big payday>>142205934rumor is they did and ullmark vetoed it because he wanted to stay in the east
>>142206214garys nose should get a little longer every year
>>142206131Nobody can kid themselves that Sunrise exists now. As I've always said: It's all Miami.
Genuinely where does Dallas go from here. It’s now looking like their starting D men will be Heiskanen (signed)Lindell (signed)Harley (RFA)Lundkvist (RFA)Bischel (rookie)Petrovic (AHL lifer/signed)And almost no money left to work with and they just drafted more forwards. Am I missing something?
>>142206506This metro area is disgustingly big
>>142206543Does Janni Haakanpaa leave?
>>142206543>Am I missing something?a brain kwab
>>142206242That doesn’t mean who have to get some random shit player
>>142206573He’s dead >>142206575Eat dick, Copey
>>142205489Hockey players aren't funny
>>142206657luongo is funny
>>142206543>and they just drafted more forwards.What do this draft have to do with anything? Those players won't see NHL ice in at least three more years and by then your core is 45 years old and on the brink of a retirement home
>>142206904Retard
I'm gay, which team is the most homosexual?
scary gary
>>142206695yeah funny lookingkwab
>>142207069Blackhawks
>>142207069My islanders
>>142207041A hockey career goes by in a flash. Jason Robertson is already 27 or something and has already peaked.Sad!
>>142207354He’s 24
>>1422070696 way tie between the PWHL teams
>Friedman on Tanev (32TP): "It is believed the Maple Leafs are going to offer at least 6 years to spread out the money over the term"
hello, i am white
>>142207421Yeah I’m thinking Stars won
>>142205411Built for BWC
>>142207473Retard
>>142207397That's what I said.
>>142207533Noel > Chloe
Forklift operators mentioned!!!!
>hey Logan, we know you're signing autographs at the moment but we just traded you to the Capitals, pack this shit up and go
>>142206657Bulju
Trouba is upset the Rangers want to trade him.
>>142207735Retard
>>142207625His dad has used him as free labor since he was 13? And without license too. I'm guessing that's not legal in Canada?
>>142207754It's a family business
>>142207735He got brain damage after this.
>>142206214Thats some good stuff man.
>>142205852It’s so fucking over. I feel bad for MacKinnon
why don't teams draft fighters anymore?
>>142207786So? You need a licence to operate those things.>>142207873Why? He only needs a Conn Smythe to complete the NHL 100%. He got close enough. You don't need to 100% every game.
>>142206214>>142207853Now Gary needs to give one to the Stars and then the Ducks and he'll have created the rainbow
>>142207853Thanks, I would not have gone through the trouble if I had known someone made the edit already.
Where is the Trouba trade Larry?
>>142205411
>>142207969Had that shit ready to go a couple years in advance actually. Florida is the only one I made in prep. Just my luck!
>>142207938Was he overrated? He played in the softest era by the looks of it.
>>142207938zoomers dont know how to fight
>>142207938The peak of NHL fighting was sad because it was makework jobs for guys who were worse than Ryan Reaves or even Matt Rempe and they only really fought each other
>enters /hoc/ *farts
>>142208026gordie never had a gordie howe hat trick
>Friedman on Nashville's ask for Askarov (32TP): "They're looking for either an established NHL player that makes sense to acquire for Askarov or another high ceiling prospect that is not a goalie, a forward or a defenceman, that's what the Predators are looking for"
>>142208088make way for the real fashion king of /hoc/
>>142208088why's he dressed like Hilldog?
>>142208131they want a coaching prospect?
>>142207853me in 22 except it was 97
Today I saw a teen with a sum 41 t shirt at the grocery store
>>142208088Jesus Christ.He got dressed and looked at himself in a mirror and thought ''yep, this is it, this is looking good''.And that clown stance...
>>142207812He whacked him with his skate I did not notice that when I saw live.
>>142208204lmao what a loser
>>142208255fashion is when you look like a gay retard
>>142208281you must be the most fashionable person in the thread
>>142208143>Nobody knows who I am, baby I’m your trenchcoat man>Everybody knows what I am, I’m just a trenchcoat manhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IlyO9obi9Fw
>>142208330my mom loves her happy stylish boy
So Jake hows the off season been treating you.https://youtu.be/-5Y7v2sHBLA
>>142208602cute!!!
>>142208497>like when you go back to when he left Winnipeg and was traded from Winnipeg, both the Jets and the player were ready for a divorce. It was just time, it was time for both to move on, and they did.Huh? Trouba went to the Jets and demanded a trade to the Rangers specifically. The Jets wanted to keep him.
>>142208497From what I've read, a big part of Trouba's desire to stay put is his wife starting a medical residency in NYC; which is one of the best places to start a medical career. In fact, part of Trouba's desire to leave the Jets was because of her medical career, and now it's once again at risk of being uprooted.
>>142208856Also...why the fuck should Trouba be booted outside of "MUH BAD DEFENSE".
>>142208856I thought his wife was a doctor in Florida.
>>142208898Rangers want to clear cap space and want more skill than physical/leadership. Trouba performed horribly in the playoffs being the leader in penalties and was on the ice for the majority of the goals scored against the Rangers. He takes up too much cap space for the value he provides.
>>142209319So? They made him captain. They traded for him. They knew what they were getting into.
>>142208898you can't really pay brendan smith eight million dollars a year and win a stanley cup
>>142205737me second from left
Kylington to test free agency after the Flames coddled him when he got the sads after his boyfriend killed himself seems a little rude. Why are homosexuals so perfidious
>>142209152They just recently sold their Florida house and she is starting a residency in NYC. I think it was always a long term goal for him and his wife to stay in NYC to advance her career.>>142209359He was technically signed before the current GM (Chris Drury). Players regress, GMs change their minds, rethink things, I don't know what else to tell you other than it makes a lot of sense for him to move on from Trouba.
Jim is taking down boogie at this very moment. bros... is this the end?
>>142209778Florida had Aaron Ekblad and Brandon Montour shitting it up in the finals. Trouba isn't the worst Rangers defender, but he is bad. >>142209836They still should've considered not getting him at all. Trouba was always a meh player in Winnipeg who got rave reviews because of size.
>>142208088Between gucci using Trans freaks and this abomination, I think I have to throw all of mine out. This is getting ridiculous
>>142209833is that what happened? i thought he was just a drug addict
It would be funny if Kylington goes to the Islanders and does well there.
Go Flames!
>>142209836>I think it was always a long term goal for him and his wife to stay in NYC to advance her career.I see a divorce in a near future.>>142209833That's why you should never draft darkies*checks Flames laftest 1st rounder*Uh oh.
>>142208026no one wanted to fight him
>>142210206
Kylington gone just makes it easier for Parekh to make the team, and the sooner the Flames burn up his ELC the better.
>>142207421Brad treliving is oh what's the word oh yeah a massive fucking twat
>>142210283Fire Island
>>142207974I wouldn't let my dog fuck that ugly bitch
I went to the same school as Kylington and saw him regularly.
>>142208271he was a chad
>>142210589what was he like in school?
>>142210155He's a homosexual so I'm sure he does drugs (poppers) but he missed time because he was sad his boyfriend killed himself. I hope the Flames leak it now that he betrayed them.
>>142210820I never interacted with him. When I said saw I meant it literally.
>>142208602O T T E R TTERhttps://youtu.be/ZVrN9sSVdEM?si=y4rQyiAx92ffE7au
>>142210589Was he an opem homosexual or was he closeted?
>>142210893I see.......
>>142210388Is that the Saracen looking mongrel we just drafted?
apparently we win at soccer as well now so there is that.*small applause*
I'm just gonna say it.I think the Flames SUCK.
>>142210456Seems like a panic move. Pay someone until he's 40 just because you're focused on just that player and have now committed assets to signing him. I don't think Tanev is the difference between the Leafs winning 3 rounds in the playoffs or not. I think the proof is the opposite. The Stars got as far with him as without him.
>>142211079No one cheers for the flames because they think they are good
>>142211005Yeah he's good.
>>142205411what's the easiest way to hook up with a female hockey player
>>142211324Be a lesbian
>people are celebrating a 0-0 tie as a winthis faggot ass sport isnt for me.
>>142211550https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WJtaCryzL20
>>142211095Classic Brad, leafs fans should be lucky he’s not trading their firsts for third pairing dmen
The bruins drafted a good Vermont boy :)
>>142211550You mad it to the knock out round you retard
>>142209778Brendan Smith was a good soldier.
whose gonna sign them?
>>142211879nobody, what the fuck is wrong with you?
>>142211879Uhat
>>142211902Show some decency. Dube has mental health problems
>>142211879Why the fuck is this still going on
>>142211998he's a fucking sexual abuser
I love the taste of defeet.
>>142211879One team should claim all of them as UFAs it'd be so based
>>142211879
>GM Bill Armstrong on a weekend where Utah made two 1st-round selections, acquired two top-4 D in trades & still drafted 11 players: “It’s hard to suck and blow, but we kind of did.”
>>142211879The Edmonton Oilers. Sign all of them on league minimum deals.
>>142211879Amur Khabarovsk could use a few new players
I. JUST WANNA FUCKEN ROLL ALL NIIIIGHTAND JORDAN EBERLE DAY
Wait a minute I'm looking at Utahs roster and they have Shea Weber on LTIR for 2 more seasons. How did he get in to the Hall of Fame if he is still under contract and not officially retired?
https://x.com/dana_greene/status/1806913903571644466
>>142212226>“It’s hard to suck and blow, but we kind of did.”Are they criticizing themselves? I don't get it. Suck and blow are words most people associate with doing something bad?>>142212727It would be extremely funny if Weber suddenly felt great in the middle of the season and passed a medical. Utah suddenly has a Hall of Famer on their roster and the HHoF committee look like they have a combined IQ of 50 instead of the actual 80.
>>142213213realistically this was always gonna be it
>le heckin adhd cartoons and tw*tterholy kys
>>142213771It was, but we really could've had Sting or Outlaws. Yeti just feels forced because "hey Utah has mountains, and Mountains have Yetis!" even though there have been bigfoot sightings in Utah.
does anyone know anything about floorball? which of these two games should i watch?
>>142213213Smiling friends is Reddit
Should have been Atlético Salt Lake
>>142213915The only floorball worth watching is the Swedish Super League and when Sweden plays Finland.
>>142212004Jews
God made Pittsburgh the best hockey City
>>142215661*Florida
>>142215661Based
https://youtu.be/JcpTQkhlxGI?si=mk9MoTDBe1AmGxcx
>>142205597>like what's the appeal?sheckels
>>142205974>This is a white person in Canadaitalians arent white, they are swarthy half arabs
>“The Post having been told that Shesterkin’s camp is aiming for a contract under which the goaltender would start with 14 percent of the cap, which would equate to a netminding record of $12.9M under an expected $92M cap for 2025-26.”
>>142215965Florida has always been my favourite city
>>142216769that the same post that said trouba was getting traded today
>>142216729Northern Italians are white though
>>142217067no, they the useless cast offs from france and germany banished because retardsthe crippled stupid low IQ kids you throw awayand the rape babies made from invasions
>>142216909i bet he does get traded
>>142217210very rude way to speak about most of your countrymen
>>142216769>>14221721112.9 is a ridiculous number, and Shesterkin should get nowhere near that. Saros is 29 and just signed for 7.74 per year for 8 years. Shesterkin is 28 and not much better than Saros, but is better. Vasilesvsky makes 9.5 per year. He signed that after he won a cup, and then he proceeded to win another won. Shesterkin hasn't. Brobovsky makes 10, and people called him overpaid before he also won the cup. 12.9 is a retarded ask regardless of "cap percentage", the rags would be retarded to pay Shesterkin anything more than 9.
you know, the more i think about stadium naming rights the more it makes me unnecessarily and violently angry.
>>142217454Shesterkin is a legit great goalie.
>>142216769is it even possible to win a cup with a goalie getting paid $13 million
>>142217506He's not worth 13 million dollars regardless of how much the cap is going up.
>>142217613then Price was never worth his contract either.
>>142217303not wop.u wop.
>>142217636gee you don't say
>>142217636>then Price was never worth his contract either.he wasntno cups
>>142217636He definitely wasn’t retard
>>142217636the days of overpaying goalies that haven't won cups were supposed to be over
>>142211550COPA COPA COPA COPA COPA
>>142217709>>142217739>>142217759Carey Price carried some abysmal Montreal teams kicking and screaming. Shesterkin is doing that with a Rangers team that still hasn't learned how to score 5v5 properly for the past 4 years.
>>142211879The truth is that woman loved getting a train run on her but also those guys are homely so I hope they get the chair
>>142217609Yes, I mean Florida just won it with a guy making 10.
>>142217853Shesterkin is playing behind better teams than Lundqvist ever did. He is not carrying them as much as Lundqvist did and Price in Montreal, and neither team with Lundqvist or Price won a cup, despite all that money up front. You'd think the Rangers of any team would have learned that goaltending isn't everything and breaking the cap for a goalie isn't always the best move.
>>142217210Look at this Romanian, Jesus. Between you, the turks, and cockroaches Satan does his evil in this world
>>142218044Yet i'd argue he was the only reason the Panthers didn't just sweep the Rangers. Statistically that series is dead in 5 if they dont get any goaltending at all. However, I will laugh if he gets the max contract. It will absolutely fuck over that team, especially if they start to regress on the power play or in net.
>>142218115Hi stephen
>>142218229You know im right about the Rangers at the end of the day. Any of their goaltending or power play starts to slip up, that team is fucked. They need to bolster their bottom 6 and stop diving for power plays. Shesterkin is great. No doubt about that. But if he fucks up and has that massive contract? Rangers fans will turn on him quickly.
>trade for Tanev>sign him longterm>immediately put him on LTIRlaffs have always been trendsetters
>>142218318Yes, that's why I've been saying the Rangers would be stupid to give it to him for the last 40 minutes
>montreal drafted Koivu's sonHe's a promising player but now the habs fans will destroy him and drive him out of town just like they did with his dad. What a shame
>>142218536And I would find it funny. But I guess humor is subjective.
Atleast this place is finally discussing hockey and not the latest meme and trends. I’m tired of this place obsessing over tiktok trends and Reddit memes instead of old fashioned hockey.
my krakkies are finnpilled on goaltenders
>>142218772good luck once draft weekend is over bud
>>142217477We need communism to preserve the sanctity of hockey arena names from the perversions of capitalism
>>142218775It pains me that oilers took Vinni
>>142219023Why
>>142218923UGLY DOG
>>142219039i mean, it's the oilers....
>>142218661you know what's even funnier? you not having any tickets LMAO
>>142219071wronghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?app=desktop&v=mWBsRUfaiJ4
>>142219138Its more depressing you care that much about someone else missing out on a event you'd probably trash and hate. but thats fine. at least i'm happy and you aren't.
>>1422192310 cups witnessed outside of the broship0 sports writer jobs 0 trips to japan 0 unopened damn packages 0 ticketsKWAB
>>142219355You care more about bud than yourself
three of the players the kraken drafted were born on the same exact day wtf kind of occult shit are you tryna pull ronny side deals, you plan on sacrificing these kids?
>>142219373you care more about not having tickets than showering kwab
>>142219408fuse them together to make one super player. megazord style
>>142219460did your art hoe tell you that after your golden shower?
>>142219488no she rolled over and i gave her one back :^)
>>142219408it's all connected brohttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2011_Norway_attacks
>>142219555checked
go flames gostampede coming in hot
>>142219670Western Fair > calGary stampede
>>142219408
Is there a sport (that matters) where the usa is better than canada?basketball: canada beat usa last yearhockey: canada btfo's usa every timesoccer: usa about to be eliminated while canada is moving on
>>142219408don't worry about it
>>142219807Baseball.You guys invented it, we perfected it.
>>142219734What makes it good?
>>142219875Pretty sure we didn't invent it. Japan perfected it
>>142219885
>>142219875we invented basketball not baseball
Why are people surprised that tampon gay isn’t keeping stamkos? They did t keep St. Louis or lecavalier either
>>142220094wrong
>>142219984men in assless chaps?KWAB
>>142220145No loyalty and they’re being rewarded. Fuck this league.
>>142219039The fanbase
>>142220163How are they being awarded
>>142219984This just looks like a photo of the stampede?
>>142220277nope
>>142220359But can you see the nicest arena in the nhl from the rodeo stands at your event?
only gay retards go to rodeos
>>142220414no
>>142220145they should resign him
>>142220498you win i kneel
Bossy>Ovi for NHL goal scoringInsane numbers for a 10 year career shortened by injuries.
>>142220572Why
>>142220589Did you get your tickets bud?
>>142220163
>>142220589gretzky had more goals (in fewer games) during the same period
>>14222073340 goal scorerwindow to win with Kucherov (and Hedman) is 3 yearscan keep your Cup winner captain for life
There needs to be rules set for SC's on youtube
>>142220862**
>>142220902noasterisks only apply if the conditions were unique to the winner
>>142220250With cups and Gary’s favour with penalties
>>142205990>a-aw shucks! we're stuck in v-vegas what a shame!fucken retard whoever tweeted that
>>142205990Westjet is on strike so they can’t return to Canada
>>142217853>Carey Price carried some abysmal Montreal teams kicking and screaming.so did Roy..... 2 cups
>>142218095butthurt spiccoli detected
>>142212031OH HECKIN NO HE WAS MEAN TO A GIRL Thats you, that's how you sound
>>142221320being mean to people is legitimately gay and retarded
being mean to people is legitimately hilarious and enlightened
>>142220449Penalty -- two minutes in the box for being wrong.
>>142221435Treat others like how you want to be treated it’s in the bible
>
/hoc/ tuah
So, what's /hoc/'s stance on sexual abuse? Yea or nay?
>>142221522Future flame can’t wait for the 2024 draft.
>>142221556/hoc/ Tuah you git to spit on that thang
Tij is a fraud. Joe is coming home
>>142221522Does he qualify as a white or black person?
>>142221640He looks strange
>>142221556it ain't great, man
cash me outside how bow dah
Brian MacLellan has to be fucking brain damaged. I don't think there's a worse GM in the NHL.
>>142221594I wanna marry that girl.
>>142221805cope he picked up logan thompson kjkwar (kek just kidding, what a retard)
My MN Wild just drafted a jew, so you are ALL fucked now. Gary is our new bestie now.
>>142205515who?
>>142221833Needleslly shat away money for no real reason. Shepard is a good enough backup. He also relesaed Malentsyn. Seriously, he is the problem.
>>142221849kek the mild is prolly the second biggest literal who team after the blue jackets
>>142221868desu he's probably powerless. all the franchise cares about is ovechkin breaking the record
>>142221892>kek I'm still seething about a team "i never think about" 8 years laterkwasp (kek what a softpusy)
>>142221522He looks blacker than his dad.
>>142221640why does his brother look whiter?
>292 days until hockey starts
>>142221912I love Ovi. But he needs to fuck off already.
>>142221923Don't get pissed at Ovi because the communist (jewish) bolsheviks destroyed your country for 50 years.
>>142221943Your flag is not qualified to talk about anything that's outside the borders of the US. Not while the POTUS shits himself live on stage.
>>142221953Keep seething [insert generic hungarian name here], you salty little faggot.
last hungryman to win a cup?
>>142222034Phil Kessel, obviously.
>>142221914>umadno cups tho
>>142222055>m-m-m-m-muh gary sunbelt award cup and nordiques roster cupskek, what a softpusy. Glad to hear you enjoyed watching your 2nd season of NHL hockey, softpusy.
>the absolute "state" of hockeyKWAB
>the softpusy has resorted to non-replyingkwasp
>>142222222Soon
Conference finals next year will beColorado - DallasCarolina - FloridaYou know I'm right about this
>>142222222/hoc/ runs /sp/
>>142222222>colorado>dallas>carolinaabsolute fucking retard
>>142222222Fucking retard, wasted
>>142222222Gay and unwatchable so I believe it
>>142222222JACKPOT
>>142222222MOTHERFUCKER
>>142222224At least I was right>>142222222
who's gonna draft her
>>142222222i'm not usually one to argue with digits but i don't believe this will be true
>>142222222Finns are superior, you know it too.
>>142222235So, what is stopping this from happening?
>>142222222Fuck hockey
Let Go is a great record.
>>142222222Wasted
>>142222280Cope
>>142222278mainly the canucks, flames, golden knights, oilers, hockey club, jets, rangers, and islanders. colorado is cooked. dallass is nusharks, and carolina has been swept for 5 years straight. florida is good though desu
>>14222222222? Oh man
>>142205515Catton was a good pick.
TATE MACREA
Give me some explanations, why Canadian hockey fans are reacting so strange>Stuart Skinner, the worst goaler since Michael Leighton in SCF?"Shout out to my fans in Calgary. You know I couldn't let Edmonton win." - Matthew Tkachuk>Examples of 7 game series that didn't feel particularly close and sweeps that felt extremely close?Barky appreciation thread>Steady decline in youth hockey participation in Canada raises concerns about the future of sportDo the Leafs have a good plan for winning the SC?>How did the Oilers Penalty Kill become so elite?Barkov the first Finn to captain team to Stanley Cup>Jeremy Roenick, Shea Weber and Pavel Datsyuk inducted into the Hockey Hall of FameWhat's one thing that would make you completely quit your team and never come back?>0 Congratulations to FloridaPaul Maurice: Class act and a legendary coach>2023-24 Ted Lindsay Award finalists: Nikita Kucherov, Nathan MacKinnon, Auston Matthews | Winner: Nathan MacKinnonLA Kings the most disastrously run franchise in the league>Conclusions from the Stanley Cup Final - Post Game.Jim Matheson should have his voting privileges revoked>Is Kucherov getting slighted for awards?Sergei Bobrovsky is now a HHOF lock>2023-24 Calder Memorial Trophy finalists: Connor Bedard, Brock Faber, Luke Hughes | Winner: Connor Bedard2023-24 Hart Memorial Trophy finalists: Nikita Kucherov, Nathan MacKinnon, Connor McDavid | Winner: Nathan MacKinnon>2023-24 Vezina Trophy finalists: Sergei Bobrovsky, Thatcher Demko, Connor Hellebuyck | Winner: Connor Hellebuyck
>>142222280You smell like poo. Go back to /cric/ you poo smelling poo
>>142222450Imagine thinking anyone is going to read this
Ah its real swedish retard hours I see
Oh fuck no, montreal really drafted Saku's offspring. Goddamn it
>>142222548The fuck kinda name is Aatos
>>142222450Roenick does not belong in HHOF
>>142222571>Aatos kuuluu 1800-luvun lopun suomalaisuuskauden esille tuomiin omakielisiin nimiin. Sana aatos esiintyy erityisesti runokielessä merkityksessä ’ajatus, miete, aie’. >Aatos is among the native-language names brought to attention during the Finnish National Awakening of the late 19th century. The word "aatos" appears especially in poetic language, meaning 'thought, reflection, intention'.
>>142222610Dolby digital ass sounding name
>>142222625Ass fr bet sanjay
Can't believe you doubted Craig.
>>142222669True he won
Why aren't NA commentators better at pronouncing foreign names?
>>142222943cause you're on our turf. if players wanted their names pronounced the way it is in their native languages then they should've stayed in their home countries
>>142222943everyone who comes to america is american and they get their names pronounced like it
>>142222943Because they're americans and that's just how they talk?
Guys I can't sleep
>>142223523Unlike my Lou
Guys I can sleep
>>142222943We actually pronounce them properly
what have you done to END RACISM today?
>>142223750Not be black
>>142221673one drop
>>142223750nothing
>>142223750When I was running errands I saw a brown person and I didn't scream racial slurs at them.
The WHL gets California and various western U.S statesOHL gets Minnesota, Michigan, and IllinoisQuebec gets Vermont and Maine This is why the QMJHL is falling behind.
>>142223712No you dont, sorry bro. It's the same in all of NA but it doesn't really matter
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L8nr0Ari-98This dude makes me so depressed for some reason. I hope he's happy.
>>142224105Nah, pretty sure we pronounce the Suomi names better than you
>>142224129Sure thing buddy
>>142222222YOU IDIOTYOU DOOMED US ALL
>>142223712Not like swedish commentators do, swedish commentators can pronounce every kind of name in the world.
Holy kek
Which team makes me a lesser faggot to jump ship to? Yotes are kill and I need a team to follow come October.
>>142225011Both teams are souless. Vegas is easier to troll with.
>>142224471Even the black kids had both parents present lmao
Would NHL have sovl if all Sunbelt teams were deleted?
>>142225218No
>>142225218Yes. Playoffs would be great. No shit matchups
/biz/ idea: one sunbelt quota per division
/biz/ idea: two more florida teams and every division gets one
Here in Sweden, we don't think that teams from southern Sweden (Malmö IF and Rögle BK) are sovlful teams because they are from the south. And Malmö is north of Edmonton if we're talking latitudes.
/biz/ idea: two less florida teams
Here in Canada, I didn't ask
>>142225436But equal latitude here is much colder
>>142225436a team in sweden with an english nickname (redhawks) cannot be sovlful no matter where in the country they play
>>142225127
>>142225489On that we agree. It doesn't belong in our leagues
>>142223633asked :^)>>142223523didnt >:^(
>>142222222THE GET
>>142222222>Colorado (or Dallas) will be in the wild card bracket next year>Still rating Carolina At least wait until the offseason Sven
>>142223523Slept like babby tonight
Good morning /hoc/>laffs
>>142226097
>>142225011Kings and by a lot
6am. Doing chin-ups in my basement. Watching Zayne Parekh highlights. It’s almost Canada Day. My Vodka slush is almost ready. I haven’t cum in 3 days. But it’s almost Canada Day (I said that 2wice). Life is so good, Flamesbros.
What is his problem exactly?
>>142226987Mentally rattled and sucks on the torts system.
>>142222222wasted
>>142226987His father passing away out of nowhere apprently fucked his head up
>to two picks are from the NCAA yeah I'm thinking foreigners can cope and seethe
>>142226987Europeans are ass at hockey.
>>142227203Just like my islanders
>>1422272031993
>Logan Thompson learned an hour before an autograph signing at Sphere in Las Vegas that the Golden Knights had traded him to the Washington Capitals.This franchise was a mistake.
>>142224103Lewiston MAINEiacs
Tampa Bay doesn't have a single good defenseman prospect in their system holy fuck. they really traded away Sergachev for cap relief and Geekie.
I don’t like the 1993 meme because it isn’t harsh enough. For me, it’s 1989. That was the last NHL glory that captivates me. I care not for any other Canadian cup. Fuck all the other teams. I care only for the Calgary Flames. And I wouldn’t trade it for anything. So, say “1993” all you want. But when I’m in the Dome and I see that ‘89 banner, I know with all my heart that’s the promised land to which we must one day return. God bless Calgary and God bless the Flames.
>>142222222Hepts of truthSaved for the 2025 screencap
>>142222222sounds like this year. what about the kings or leafs?
>>142227792>1967
>>142227965True. You guys should hit Leafs fans with that more often. They prob don’t care about 1993 either lol.
>>142227792
>>142228092I plead guilty.
>>142227965Not winning the Cup since 1967 is one thing, but not even making the finals is another level of meme status. Pretty sure they've never won three playoffs round in one year because of the way the playoffs evolved over the years.
>>142228235You’re exactly right. Another way to put it is to say that they’ve never won more than 8 games in a single playoffs. And what I find even crazier is that there was no salary cap for decades. The Leafs should have been able to just outspend pretty much every other team. It takes an impossible level of incompetence to fail as spectacularly as they have.
Huomenta
>>142222222Rare swede W
>DALLASTARDS>DALLAS TARDS>DALLASTARDS
>>142229089Huomenta Dylan
>>142226987Porn and vidya
>>142226987He wasn't the same after his dad died
Now that the dust has settled...why did the Flyers absolutely buttfuck themselves out of getting Buium for a guy who was projected to be picked around #20?
>>142230348Zeev isn’t a name. Can’t draft like that.
>Golden Knights GM Kelly McCrimmon said post-draft that Logan Thompson asked for a trade (more opportunity) and Akira Schmid will start as their No. 3 goalie, getting time at AHL Henderson. So they are looking for an NHL backup to Adin Hill.wait HUH
>>142230500he has to know vegas is a sinking ship
Flamesbros, Shannon seen wearing Blasty at most recent pajeet meetup.
>>142222222checked and saved dallas is making the finals next year
To what tune will Bulju awaken in 24-25?
>>1422309302 goals, 2 assists. -20, 42 games
>>142230800More like Vegass is a system where no player is safe and they are treated like shit by management. It works, it got a cup. But you are one failed save away from being sent to the teds at any given time.
>>142230971but at the same time, Vegas has to realize they need to get actual youth and players to stick. If you keep being that cut throat, players will end up hating said team, regardless of how good the arena, atmosphere, or players are.
>>142231055grim
>>142226987
>>142231096
Literally raining on the parade
>>142225218the exact oppositeit would be sovl if it was only sunbelt teams
>>142205411was out drinking from 2pm to 3am yesterday. went pretty well, but a girl i like (it was her bday party) caught me making out with her friend on the porch.this is what happens when there's no transactions to give my undivided attention to.
>>142231232the real fans won't care :)
>>142231055They can pay and sign the already developed players of other teams, they don't care. The prospects they have are just sweeteners for trades. They've had three coaches in 6 years and each one has made the WCF at least once (if you count Deboer's during Gary's wacky COVID year.)
>>142226821Based you’re gonna make it champ
Where’s he heading?
>>142210588i'd lick her anus
>>142232261Serg was moved so they could up their offer. If they moved him and Stamkos signs elsewhere it will be hilarious.
>>142232261People say rags or deadwings. Rags seem to be very in on Kane so maybe deadwings.
>>142232622I want to see that
Heavy rain for the Stanley Cup Parade
Stanley Cup Parade#TimeToHunt
>>142232677fuck that looks intense
>>142230930Getting traded to my Sensies at the deadline so he can win the Conn Smythe
>>142232875It's live on YouTube - CBS Miami.
>>142233019Me in the green
>panthers>hundreds of young soaking wet latinas in bikinis>oilers>one old milf flashing her fake tits
>>142233329kek
>>142233329And yet no one cares
haven't coomed in three days bros :)
>>142233420I’m keeping our numbers up don’t worry
>>142233420Based flamesbro, got your vodka slush ready?>>142226821
The Stanley Cup Parade is also live on NBC West Palm Beach:wptv.com/live
>>142232677Based
>>142233412>everyone seethingBased
>>142233412>yes let’s just have every team take a minute to say the same fucking thing as everyone else Retards
>>142233329the oilers fan's tits were bolt-ons tooand she tried becoming a celeb going on spittin chiclets and shit
>>142234123There are many salty Oilers fans in the YouTube chat.
>one of the players appears to be pouring beer on the fans!Immediately knew it was Lomberg before the camera even panned
>>142232677"""""Sunshine"""""" State
>>142234313The oilers had no business being in the cup finals anways
Sad
The crowd is chanting USA USA USA
>>142234546Barkov is wearing the Finnish flag as a cape
jesus christ the thunder is crazy
>>142234729People are retarded and don't understand how professional sports work.
I thought they already did the parade a few days ago
WSVN is the best stream
>>142234967No the staff needed to be in Vegas, the players have partied for a week
KWAB
>>142234729Yet another victory for Team USA
>>142235091Sad!
>>142234971ABC 10 has the most clear camera lensCBS4 has a closeup view of the start of the parade, there's some bagpipes and shit.
>>142235091A historic Smythe presentation
>>142235091I don’t think this really matches the time
JEREMY ROENICK, ROENICKJEREMY ROENICK, ROENICKIN CLASS TODAYYYYYY
my god the size of that woman reporters ass.....
WSVN has Lomberg
>>142235225CLEARLY I REMEMBER, PASSING ON THE BOYSEEMED A PUCKLESS LITTLE SHIT
They should always do championship parades on a weekend what retard wants to go to a parade at noon on a week day
>>142235172You can also check on Bally's Sports. We are not allowed to watch it here.
>>142235241*thunder strikes and BBQs the baby*>The Blots send their regards
>>142225127>Keep Winnipeg, Remove LA and DallasMaybe try showing up to a Winnipeg game for once and I’ll agree with you
Lomberg might never wear a shirt again
They have no fans - ACK
>>142235663the start time was delayed partly to rain/thunder, partly to fans surrounding the busses and needing to be pushed back
Carolina was initially confident Guenztel was going to resign with them this off season. I guess that was a major miscalculation on their part?
FINLAND
>>142235856Russian**
>1993>1993>1993GO KITTIES
>>142234794What a pro wantsWhat a pro needs
Don't you want Florida?FAP FAPFAP FAP FAP
>>142235809I'm sure Randy is aleady: 1. eating cock, 2. praying for Stamkos
>>142235856With Finns you win !!
>>142235990Sarah Nurse?
>>142234729As they should be
buses keeps slowing down to fans running up to them. security is just some guys with bikes lol
>>142236166maybe on planet retard in the galaxy of faggots
This parade is pure soulthe good guys wonhockey is healing
>>142236788>>142236788NEW
>>142236473grim
