PREVIOUS: >>142268714TB: Rays released RHP Chris DevenskiNYM: The Mets are skipping Christian Scott’s turn in the Triple-A rotation and starting Mike Vasil on Monday night insteadTOR: Blue Jays removed Vladimir Guerrero Jr. (finger) from the starting lineup on MondayTOR: Isiah Kiner-Falefa was removed from Monday’s starting lineup with a left knee injuryWAS: Harold Ramirez is starting at designated hitter and batting third for the Nationals against the Mets on MondayNYM: According to USA Today’s Bob Nightengale, rival team execs believe it’s more likely that Pete Alonso is not traded at the deadlineCWS: USA Today’s Bob Nightengale reported that “the White Sox intend to trade [Garrett Crochet] by the July 30 trade deadline.”LAA: Reid Detmers allowed three runs on four hits in six innings while striking out 11 for Triple-A Salt Lake on SundayMIL: Brewers activated OF Garrett Mitchell (finger) from the 60-day ILHOU: Joey Loperfido is on the bench for the third straight game for the Astros
*Reminder June is over*It’s ok to stop being a Braves/Cardinals/Mariners fan
Shall be watching 3 baseball games today instead of soccshit
Canada day celebration.
Rags are so desperate to get an Allstar starter when they are hosting the Allstar game. Altuve clears Semien by a mile this year and it’s not even close.
>>142303592same energy
>>142304659I respect your culture and will find an Asian woman to shake my moobs with.
>>142303592doyers
>>142304659>canada day>posts two mexicans
>>142305033>Irish pridefucking chud
You may think the Marlins are terrible at hitting and relief pitching, but they’re even worse at fielding and baserunning
>>142305821heard you were talkin shit
>>142305821people only go there because they have a "free" playground for the kids to play in
>holding him up on thatdumb, he had the speed and there are only 1 out
>leaning into a pitchthrow him out of the game
>>142303140meds. i have never posted her photo because i respect women also i have expressed my lust for her on numerous occasions.
>>142306567he's washed
>Jays blue it
holy shitour season in a nutshellfucking disgusting
This is why I never feel safe when Abreu’s on the mound?
happy canada day faggots
Are any of you members of the Village Idiots Softball Team?
the Blue Jays truly are Canada's team because they're a joke
>blow gays blow gaying it up on Canada daykek
YORDONG
>>142298920Ah yeah, the especially convoluted baseball stat of "exit velocity". Those damned sabermetricians always muddying the waters with physics.
How did Canada become so fucking gay the USA tries to be as gay as humanly possible and still isn't half as gay as Canada
Any other Cubs fans like to dress up like a maid while we cheer for the bears with our shitty tablet/phones?
Jays about to drop to 16-29 historically on Canada Day games.
>>142308090tfw no baseball gf ;_;
As bad as the Astros are at least they can be consoled by the fact they aren't as bad as my Jasy.
>>142308090Feels like we are stuck in a perpetual Neverending Canada Day since April
>>142308090you were saying?
>>142308797The Blue Jays are about to drop to 16-29 on Canada Day games. Pay attention.
holy shit Rogers that is the stupidest fucking home run graphic I have ever seen in my life, are you fucking serious? You put that shit on my screen? Are you cunts fucking mental? fake fucking confetti cannons pew pewing as they run the bases, absolute cringe
>>142308023It's normal for girls to do this
>only runs given up to the Jays this year were from Josh Hader>$20mil a yr btwThis always happens
that stupid fucking graphic made even more dogshit by the fact they lose the game less than a minute later, get roasted you braindead cunts
ASTROS WIN 3-110 WINS OF OUR LAST 11 GAMESggs JaysbrosWe’ll see yal tomorrow for Spaghetti on the bump
>>142309489more impressively, 17 wins in the last 21
>>142308090wheres the diversity?
Breeding femcels on /mlb/!
>>142309600I prefer not to include the loss to the White Sox in any record
>>142309036>>142309281KEK
>>142309830Who did it better?
>>142309830Yes thank you for the screenshot. Please look at it. Look at it and laugh heartily at a multi-billion dollar company producing this garbage unironically in the 9th inning of a losing baseball game. This is the ownership of the Toronto Blue Jays.
>blow gaysKWAB
>40 Ronaldo threads>1 /mlb/ thread
Vottos more likely to retire than play a single game as a Toronto Blue Jay at this point
JaysbrosThe Rogers Center looks really nice. How is it in person? I’ve considered going up to see a game for a while even when the Stros aren’t playing. Is it worth it?
>>14231015540 who threads?
>>142309705at the Raptors games. hockey and Blue Jays games are mostly genetically superior white attendees .
>>142310329Some gay portuguese dude
>The player with the most ABs per team ranked by OPS
>>142310864>Julio>MsKWAB
>>142310864Vladdy for Julio with prospects M's, you know you want to
>>142310864lower is better right?
>>142310864>julioI didn’t know it was that bad damn
>>142311629I remember when Kyle Tucker was near the top of this list. Now he hasn’t played in a month after the training staff said >3 days.Please come back my sweet king
>>142311629this is damn surprising that Vlad just barely cracks the list after the June he had
>>142310864Yeah the sexy retarded dominican is really getting on my nerves.
>>142311861>needsmorejpeg
LGM
>>142304984Reminder that the Rags are so desperate to have an allstar starter in their own stadium that they are bribing their fanbase
>Mark Vientos against a lefty maxing out at 95 mph This finna be the easiest 100 bucks I ever made.
>>142312420this is a black male
>>142312591https://reportfraud.ftc.gov/
God Pete’s such a bitch I hate him so much. He should hit leadoff cause I can’t trust him to drive in runners.
>>142312420>Posting trannies
>>142312833nta but if that’s a tranny I’d fuck a tranny no doubt about it
>>142312833Damn guess all cusb posters need to fuck off then
>>142312911fag
>no phillies baybawlwell which game are we watching tonight bros
>>142312936I will happily be called a fag if it means I get to fuck that
>>142312420Thats a man
>>142313010>Grimets vs Nats or Rockies vs BrewcrewNot a great billing this evening
>>142312833
>>142313082The face and hips are sus af
Go Sneks
>>142312420>>142304659>>142313082>>142313180Cubspie mogs
>>142310155We get it, thirdies have poor impulse control
Mets at Nationals is outperforming my expectactions
>>142310864A real master class by Kim Ng to give up Bleday for AJ Puk
Onto the 15th starting pitcher of the season tonight
RIP my new volvo car. It's a lemon and too much repair cost so I gotta take it back to the dealership ;~; hope everyone has a lovely day today!
>>142313488RIP in peace
>>142313488Noo dadspie :(
>>142313592>>142313513Hopefully I can convince them to get me a Honda accord. I still want a Acura.... Or both. I was always a Honda boy. Uhh. Baseball! Padres are off today so they rest up for tomorrow rangers game.
>>142313488>buying a VolvoI thought you were Hispanic and not 60
Assie rapies in the hooouse tonight,every rapie gonna have a good time!
>>142313657Fellow Padres enjoyer, those alt uniform mint green caps are kino
>>142313678Ima see if I can get an Acura ilx or TSX. Accords are very nice...>>142313727Need thr blue orange Mets Padres uniforms back
lolmets
>>142313772Was that the baby blue and orange look? I love bold uniforms and truth be told the reason I ended up in this fucked up state married to a fucked up Cali girl is visiting SD probably 4 times with my grandma and sneaking out every night to smoke it up and skateboard and hit house parties, mostly near mission/ocean beach, Dr. Dre style mid 90's
mesties kek mesties
those looked like pretty good drinks with the little shot bottles in them, nats got some nice catering
>>142314075They kept cutting to the fat lady and i don't know how she could balance all that on her head
>>142314155one of the camera guys in the monitor room likes the meaty ones
>>142314252t. architect
>>142314252Was gonna say architect, but >>142314267 beat me to it
>grimace outfit
Grimmets? Where is this vaunted offense I’ve hears so much about?
>>142308421Buck broken
>>142314570You rang?
>mets only hope is that the Yankees trade them SotoLol lmao roflcopter, keep dreaming
EL TROLL>>142314570You were saying?
my mettiejetties!
>>142313418We’re known for giving up young stars with lots of potential in bad deals. Just look at Arraez
This /mlb/ is tracking to be the least American in some time
>first day of july>3 fucking gamesoutstanding scheduling. i mean i've seen shit after i've taken one, but man does this take the cake. let's all enjoy two teams who will be sellers in a week. wow man oh man i can't get ENOUGH mets' cock in my mouth.
>>142314645>>142314753
>>142314815its Canada Day thats why
Does Pete even get a contract at this point he’s like maybe the fifth best player on his own team and the second best first baseman entering free agency this fall.
>>142314815only fun teams got scheduled for today
When will the Mets face a real team to end this grimice meme?
>>142313488You bought a Chinese car ;_;
>>142314882Did the Astros win not count?
>>142314753Slut
>>142314844how do i celebrate?
>>142314793fucking lol
>>142314882We beat them, that counts
Jeff McNeil SUCKScan we call up Baty or Acuna or play OMG guy every day at 2nd let Jeff play golf fulltime
>>142314970Baty after the All-Star Break and Gilbert in September.
Does Martinez know he has another three games to manage against them the fuck is he using the bullpen up for?
>>142315076Gore was at 105 pitches even if they let him finish that inning he was done after I’m not sure what you wanted them to do?
>>142315126They’re already at 3 relievers at the top of the seventh that seems like a lot.
Fuck this guy PRONTO
Ugh god Pete you bitch
We need to fuck this guy now more than ever
>blackmon >isn’t a black guy from Jamaica
Fuck this guy PRONTO like you live in TORONTO
Why do all Latin American anthems sound kino?
>>142314844figured that out all by yourself?
>>142315021Gilbert is an outfielder
Redpill me on the brewers
>>142315626I meant like he’ll be there to boost the offense
>>142315630Gay ass meme team with zero ringsMariners NL only actually made it to a World Series
>>142315630Good small market to root for, goofy fanbase, gets mogged by Cubs fans ("Wrigley North"), has laid back commentary and weird promotions like bring your dog to the game and star wars dress up shit, and the home broadcasts zoom in on it all.
>>142315823I will never get used to the Mariners being an AL team, this Mandela shit has gone too far
>>142315630They're based
Happy Bobby Bonilla day
>>142316042More of a holiday than faggot leaf day
>MetsEvery fucking time, holy shit I'm dying.
when will the gays be good this year? surely there can't be a firesale on the line after they lost vogelbach's massive presence
it's over, diekman is guaranteed to give up a run
LOLMETS
>>142315833For me, /feels good man/ teams to stream when home:San Diego - party zoneMilwaukee - goofyCubs - everyone singingBaltimore - everyone is drunkI also am sympathetic to CHW and BOS at home, the former because they would give you bleacher seats for $1 witha Wendy's meal when I was a kid and the latter because Boston fans are such incredible assholes and the parkis so small.
>>142316824Based Brewers/Cubbies chad
>2 on, 0 outsmet will find a way to fuck this up
why can't zoomers hit like JD Martinez?
>>142317025
>>142314793allow me to contribute
Please tell me someone has the video of that grimace having a seizure after the home run god damn that was hilarious
Damn it Nationals, you've ruined the evening for everyone.
METS
>natinals
fat catcher triple kino
I don't know what trailer park the Nationals found this Hunter Harvey guy in, but they need to send him back.
>>142317460like an out of control beer delivery truck
>Mest vs Gnats
OMGMG
>Nast
bailey jay is back on the mets? nice.
Ran outside the baseline, sorry
>>142317960>ejected the Brewers' manager tooUmp GODS we cannot stop winning
>>142314894astros are making progress in the past month but have not yet reclaimed their real team status
>mets bullpen
>>142314882we killed their grimace last night, thoroughly
The defending champion Texas Rangers have already ended the Grimace streak weeks ago.
atta boy bailey
my rays =)
This game got kinda interesting.
>>142316750>bugscringe
>>142318298wasn't a shut out. you let them sing their gay song.>>142318341about to fall behind the angels, rangers suck.
Jesus this fucking bullpen is dogshit
>>142314598so the yankees are on a tear or something?>4-8 since Red Sox seriesgrim
>nast
mets gotta have the worst bullpen in history
Booooooo, fuck New York
Bravo to both teams, that was a spirited finish.
>>142317186https://x com/runwildkian/status/1807950865900122447
METS WIN
okay Ms heres the dealwe gibevladdybou gibefour-eyed fuckj-rodand 2 good prospects'thanks bye
>>142318707puke
>>142318809
>>142318862gays are honestly less disgusting than bug people
Pride month is over idk if it's safe for me to post here :S
>>142318707Pls never post a Chinese nails lady again gross
my reds are winning a playoff series this year btw
>>142319298god i fucking hope so
>>142319527i called it in week 1 of the 2021 season for the bengals and im calling it now. it's going to happen
>>142318514You type like a vegetarian who failed his statistics class.The season record is 54-32, and the playoff record is 244-178, and the WS record is 27. Ty very much!
>>142319666well alright then satan. i probably won't cry at this one
>>142319666im a PIT man so fuck you! but they've been a good team to watch, i think they're gonna have a strong second half
>>142319723>and the last 10 games is 3-7
Any rockies fans present?
>>142320735don't you mean dinger?
>AlvarezBASED>VientosBASED>AlonsoBITCH
>>142318881gays are bug people, the bug is GRIDS
>>142318707yum
>>142320901>>142320846no
>>142318862
>>142318862W-we ain't even gay!!
>>142320735rooting against the brewers tonight out of self interest if that counts
YA GOTTA LOVE THE GRIMACE BABY YA JUST GOTTA!
>>142318862>using AI to make this crapyou're pathetic
>>142318862just another reason to hate the braves and their disgusting city
>>142320735What's up
I fucking hate Colorado - the state, Denver, Boulder, the people, the "food", the nightlife, everything about it. Jus' sayin'.
>>142318862Phil Niekro is rolling in his grave. >gay braves
Rockchads fuck ya
fugg
>>142322329Absolvtely SOVLESS post
>>142322496something something DYNAMIC brewery arcade also Panera
uuurghh, uhhhfhhhrh, guhhhh
gaysconsin!
>>142322596this so much this
I have ascended past this genny
>>142322691praise kek!
Impregnate Cubspie. Launch Cubspie into the bed. Hold Cubspie's hand. Make love to Cubspie. Take Cubspie out to dinner. Hold the door for Cubspie. Smile and wave at Cubspie. Ask Cubspie out on dates. Raise a family with Cubspie. Nurse Cubspie when they are sick. Snuggle with Cubspie at night. Take Cubspie to the amusement park. Like Cubspie's 'grams. Massage Cubspie shoulders. Tell Cubspie they are beautiful. Refuse to pull out of Cubspie. Hit on Cubspie at the gym. Take Cubspie to the beach. Go fishing with Cubspie. Watch anime with Cubspie. Workout with Cubspie. Go for a jog with a Cubspie. Wrap your arms around the small of Cubspie's back. Grab Cubspie’s ass. Elope with Cubspie. Lick Cubspie's buds. Shower with Cubspie. Take Cubspie on McDonalds dates.
>mets win ballgameI'm back on nightwork and just finished the game :]
Jays
>>142314894>>142314959>>142318298>these asstros niggas think they killed grimspieLOL MY FAO
>>142322917Rape Cubspie.
>>142323277No no no. Consensual sex with Cubspie.
>>142303800
bump for a real American sport
>>142323268>gay grimace
>>142323268
>tfw your team has zero utility infielders that moonlight as latin popstars
>>142323447you don't know that. india's a wild card
>>142323447actually that's why PIT have been hanging onto Jack Suwinski
>Watch gay ass boreswing instead of your men's national soccer teamNo wonder USA lost.
>>142323248cute
>>142323599joke's on you, i regularly get bitterly disappointed with both
>>142322329Even the Rockies?
>>142323599pride month is over bro im not watching that gay shit
>>142323599i will never watch or support eurofag kickball
>>142323599>be American>forsake your national pastime to watch grassdive unironically KWAB
>>142315126Gore is an excellent pitcher on results but he's gotta be the least economical pitcher in the league
>Craig Monroe accused of vicious sex crimessheit lol>>142323599We will never ever be good at divegrass which I think says something positive
>>142323438>lockheed martin logoforgot they used that for years
>>142323409>gay grimaceKEK
>>142323409Kek gay grimace
>real pacific hours in /mlb/
>>142324246west coast chads rise up
>>142323599I've legitimately tried watching men's soccer and I just can't get into it. I feel so fucking bored. And I understand all the skill and positioning and everything that goes into it. But it's just legit boring to me.At least with women's soccer I get to watch cute girls.
>>142324253checking in, Metsiners WILL be winning their respective games of baseball TOMORROW (imagine living in 7/2 already lmao)
>>142324253>>142310438
>>142324463we got a seething flyover cuck on the board lmao. nice comic who made that for you, your mommy?
I take back what I said about the mets newfriend. He's been a net negative to the genny, just annoying now
>>142324473>nice comic who made that for youPsychogang.
>>142324485
>>142324485It's truly a shame
>>142324519my honest reaction guys this hurts...
>the mets called me a net negative... I hit .347 the next season. maybe there's a lesson in all this...
>>142324485Net-negative-em!
>>142324661has recker chimed in?
>>142324761>cubspie no...
>>142324802It's all ERG. He's running wild.
ERG has run amok
>>142325002I am gonna need that Astros train image though.
>>142325046>he doesn't knowanon...
Someone post that baseball maid!
are you guys excited for baseball? i hear it's going to be on tomorrow
>>142325199>Lord above... >[Crowd roars in laughter]>B-baseb *wipes sweat off forehead*>Anon.. I->WEEEEWEEEE!>*Struts around feigning shock*>Well ... LET'S SEE THE BASEBALL MAID!
kek KEK!
Ugh...
Heaven's forbid a gal makes a mistake!
Kek flyover faggots inferiority on full display
>>142325372>galany proof?
tick... tock...
>>142325539I don’t wanna get banned again :(
Simpsquad defense force out in droves tonight
Please fuck my ass...
