>Lap:#7207>Countdown to Goblino Semenslurp GP:https://f1exposure.com>Previous thread:>>142299075>/f1/ Essentials:https://pastebin.com/Ufpi7Xpx >FantasyGP.com /f1/ League Formula Autism:Passcode: 12481614>Nico Hülkenberg F1 Grands Prix without ever scoring a podium:217 (214 starts)>Lewish Hamilton Grands Prix since last win:57>Fermando Alonso Grands Prix since last win:189>Races in the Alpine 100 Race Plan78>2024 WDC StandingsVER: 237 (+10)NOR: 156 (+0)LEC: 150 (+0)SAI: 135 (+15)PER: 118 (+6)>2024 WCC StandingsRed Bull: 355 (+16)Ferrari: 291 (+15)McLaren: 268 (+18)Mercedes: 196 (+37)Aston Martin: 58 (+0)>2024 WEC StandingsHAM: 734.05 (+63.25)RIC: 699.48 (+24.67)PER: 664.99 (+78.48)>News:Former Mercedes Power Unit chief Andy Cowell joins Aston Martin as new CEOPerez rues ‘really difficult race’ in Austria after sidepod was ‘completely destroyed’ in first-lap incidentRicciardo says he and RB ‘overachieved’ with ‘hard-fought’ run to P9 in AustriaSainz won't be pressured by "impatient" F1 teams to make future decisionF1 British GP gets ticket sale surge after Norris and Verstappen Austrian clashToto Wolff reveals plan to attract Max Verstappen: “2026 is where lots of things will change”Austrian GP steward Johnny Herbert explains how “clever” Max Verstappen dodged further penalties: "We applied the maximum sanction"Gasly insists he ‘can’t control’ Ocon amid F1 Austrian GP tussleLeclerc: Ferrari F1 updates have brought unintended limitations
gimi?
>>142330517>Austrian GP steward Johnny Herbert explains how “clever” Max Verstappen dodged further penalties: "We applied the maximum sanction"It was kino when drivers got black flagged and drive through penalties for minor infringements, we should retvrn
migu?
>>142330608and somehow that was a time with waaaaaay less penalties and whining.
>>142330518Yeah, same. Especially at work. I guess for most people work is the place they endure the most stress.
Mark and Oscar <3 love them so much
AMD AMX
Verstappen Derangement Syndrome has reached the point that I saw someone blaming him for the collision with Ocon in Brazil 2018
>>142330560let me fucking drive
>>142330778>north american man-boy love association
>>142330782they were already doing that the moment it happened
death to m*rcedes as always
amx
>>142330608>Austrian GP steward Johnny HerbertThey let that senile vindictive old cunt be a steward holy shit lmao
>>142330517>Sainz won't be pressured by "impatient" F1 teams to make future decisionkek
>>142331130at this point he should just go for wec with ferrari, there's more success to be had there than in any of the teams he could go to in f1
>>142330517Rigged sport
>>142331130I wish the teams would just shut the door on him
Had a terrible day lads, losing my mind
>>142331572not your discord
>>142331597Formula 1 takes part in World Mental Health Day so its F1 related, hamburger.https://www.formula1.com/en/latest/article/watch-f1-drivers-open-up-on-world-mental-health-day.7uezpLcUVU0jxUQwUUzw73
>>142331652nope
>>142331677But Lewis said that I am unique and beautiful
>>142331721
>>142331769
>>142331737> t. filthy Dub scrote
only 1 third place in a race winning car.
Is Jamaicanon bro going to die? Will this affect the Cuba Grand Prix?
>>142331879He'll be fine. I've been to Jamaica, the whole place looks as if there's a hurricane every other week
>>142331879Jamaica is actually going to get fucked. This isn't one of those storms they always talk about destroying islands
>>142331796>dublinThat's where all the Dublin ponces live.
gimi
Im gonna have 100 waifusReal girl suck
>>142332102King
>>142332102KING
>>142332102pultizer prize NOW!!!!another great irish writer like joyce, wilde and beckett
>>142330608BaldFraud
I stand with norris
>>142332499
>>142330652Back when men puked, men pooped in their cars, men delivered their new born baby in the pit lane.
>>142331879what's category 5?
>>142332499gimi
>>142332102The manThe legend
I just watched the race, and i still dont understand, the track limit penalties are instant, why wasnt norris given a penalty as soon as he went off the last time?If given that penalty max could have let him go, and with those 5 sec still win the raceSo again the fia being shit, i am still mad at them for the miami sprint and they threw kevin under the bus
>>142332597KWAB.gif
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>>142332679The hurricane grading scale as F1 crashes (based on an extremely quick Wikipedia browse)Category 1: Lewis Hamilton Spa 2022Category 2: Max Verstappen Silverstone 2021Category 3: Robert Kubica Canada 2007Category 4: Rubens Barichello Imola 1994Category 5: Jules Bianchi Suzuka 2014
>>142333045I'd say 4 is a senna
>>142333033>/^England$/ op:no;so, if you had the british flag filtered you have to filter aswell the english flag now because of the euro, cool
>>142333152Different spanish regions when?
>>142333439We only have 1 team in the euro, not the same, but in /pol/ scatalonia is a memeflag so there is that
>>142332499Pride month is over
I'm liking this new rivalry F1 finally has after all these years.The man who has it all vs the man who has nothing.Hulkenberg vs Perez will go down in legend.
>page 5>gimi
>>142333635Scatalonian independence when?
Se me está escapando al crecer¿Cómo lograr que se detenganHoy los minutos?Se me está escapando al crecerSu gran fantasía cuidaréY cuando la voy descubriendoSigue creciendoSe me está escapando ya lo sé
eeeeh? Did they hit a deer in the red bull ring?
>>142336687
>>142336687A deer?
>>142336755yeahlike a horse with horns
>>142336687a little bambi called lando
>>142330517>Toto Wolff reveals plan to attract Max Verstappen: “2026 is where lots of things will change”My favorite part about this is the tacit admission by the team that knows Lewis better than anyone that Max is the better driver.
>>142336886Lewis just signed with a new team for that season babe, try thinking a little bit.
>>142336985Because Merc wouldn't pay for him anymore. Why is that?
>>142336886max in a mercedes would mindrape this general
>>142337071Is there any reason to think Mercedes, or any team for that matter, will have an advantage when the new regs hit?
>>142337071Who will be the new Great Satan then?
>>142337127Audi have been pushing for the engine regs pretty hard, could be another Merc 2014 situation
Fia protects verstappen. They want white champion.
>>142337127new regs are engine focused and mercedes/illmor since 1998 have produced the best engine (both power and reliability)
>>142337177so do I
>>142337171if that would happen then sainz would make biggest mistake for not going for them then
>>142337150red bull
>>142336886KWAB (killed with a brick) lewis
>>142337150Haas. It's their turn to be the villain.>>142337171Germans up to their usual tricks, huh?
>Understand that suggestions overnight that Sky have parted company with Danica Patrick are "inaccurate". Reptilian shapeshifterbros, our response?
It would be top tier comedy to see Max replace Leclerc at Ferrari for 2026 and Lewis forced to play #2 to him like Bottas.>Lewis, it's Fred.
>>142337256
>>142337365Hamilton would destroy verstappen
>>142337541ching chong ping pong to you too, vpn monkey
>>142337541I don't see any era of Hamilton winning against Verstappen.Hamilton was always capable of a mistake or a bad race.And he has a defeatist attitude "Guys we should just save the engine"Max is pure racing mindset manifest, he is a robot, he cannot and will not yield.He's scary, some of the stuff he did 2016-2020 was downright impossible.For an example look at the 2018 COTA grand prix, 18th to 2nd, 1.2 seconds behind Raikkonen.You don't do that, no one talks about that drive, it's impossible.
https://www.motorsport.com/indycar/news/lundgaard-to-replace-rossi-at-mclaren-in-2025/10630737/Any guesses how many races Lundgaard will drive for McLaren?
>>142338056wtf is the fat fuck doin kek
aston martin was supposed to be a winning car
>>142338568Two more seasons.
>>142337960And he did that in the third best car that year. Lewis never achieved anything worth mentioning outside of a top team.
>>142333045Where's spa 1998?
>>142338056Fucking kek, God's work there anon. I hate that fat useless fuck
>>142338619screencapped this post to remind everyone in july 2026
>Lewis Hamilton to buy Gresini Motogp teamOk, that's really cool, but kinda sad it's Gresini because they're a family run team
>>142338694well yeah because he never was outside of a top team
>>142338568If you want the inside scoop on Aston Martin currently it is basically all in on Hungary.The team is confident the upgrade will work.Alonso is confident the upgrade will work.If it does not work then I suggest transferring all boomer support to the Hulk.
>>142338056>McLel switches drivers againlmao that's like 6 times in one season. What the fuck is the fat fuck actually thinking?
>>142339394He has been since 2022 (well, they finished 3rd and 2nd but he's acting like it's the worst car ever made). And while his teammate got two wins and a sprint win, Lewis has nothing to show for it aside from his defeatist attitude. Goes to show how weak minded he is.
>>142338056Why drop rossi? Hes aged out of zacs twink taste? Hes quick, just really unlucky, could've won the 500 with a little bit better strategy (p3)
>>142339650He got a poled position.Then immediately choked it and was 4th and missed out on the Podium to fucking Perez of all pilots.
>>142339797That's why I didn't mention it, that was just embarrassing.
>>142339552Aston has got to fucking drop Stroll at some point. They can't even harvest useful race data from him like they can with Alonso. It's getting god damn ridiculous.
>>142339892Alonso seems to have completely checked out as well, I doubt he's being a positive influence of the team atm. Hungary upgrades better work for once, otherwise F
>>142339797>hamilton fucks it>joe fucks it>alpines fuck it into each otherbeautiful start that was
>>142337960That was a wicked drive, so gay when they took the last pass backMost people, mostly because bong media, overlook that hes been the best driver in the sport since china 18. Hes made maybe 7 mistakes since then, all racing incidents anyway. Hes definitely the step above
>>142339957Either he's checked out or he just treats every single session, including the race itself, as an extended FP session to get info for these upgrades. It would explain his random bouts of giving a fuck, like his fastest lap out of nowhere.
>>142337960We already saw Verstappen with the fastest car under him get beat by Hamilton under the rules in 2021.
>>142340071If you say so anon.But using my eyes I and everyone else could see that the Mercedes with the special engine were faster in the final 4 events.There is a reason Bottas had 8 ICEs in rotation that season.
>>142340071By that logic, we also saw Alonso beat Lewis in 2007. Though I never hear you faggots make that point.
>>142340071>man who designed Redbull says it was the best Good source but in reality Redbull had the best pit crew , strategists and drivers but Merc had a slightly better car .
>>142340071A lot of cope in so few words
>>142339957Its back to 15-16 maclarens >>142339892Stroll is doing well
>>142337960>>142340038For me it was Brazil '16. That was the day I was locked in as a Verstappen fan, after seeing his recovery drive in the pouring rain. What a fucking journey it's been since then.
>>142340071>get beat by Hamilton under the rules in 2021.
Back in the top 10, 1 good result from the top
>>142340038You're thinking of the 2017 USA grand prix where Max clearly cut the corner.2018 was pure merit.
>>142340300>ynr Sam Collins saying he's overrated after Brazil 16.
>>142340370>Fastest lap PiastriHe has never done a fast lap attempt and his late lap runs are never fast.You would do better with Leclerc, since he will have little to fight for when he is in no mans land between the Mercedes and the midfield.Or Alonso if he is bored again.
>>142340300That should be a mandatory race to watch for new fans, it was one of the best. The pass on Rosberg was top tier
>>142340503>"THE BOY JUST FINDS GRIP"
>>142340370I just dropped out of the top 10 after two real bad weeks.
We might get a Netherlands vs England semifinal in divegrassDoes that remind you of anything?
>>142340665I just wanna beat toothpaste this year
>>142340763Giedo van der Garde vs Max Chilton
>>142340763I forgot how small the wheels were back then.
Will Lando try and take Max out this weekend? Do you think hes in Lec 22 mode where he think he actually has a chance against max?What will happen when he gets raced so hard by george, will he cry on the radio as hard as he does with max?
>>142340763Fucking retard.England have 0 chance against Switzerland.
if Max wins in Silverstone the bong seething will crank up to 11I hope he pulls a hamilton and puts the goblin on the barrier, the hypocrisy would be out of this world
>>142341094Probably not.If my prediction is correct the Mclaren should be the standout car this weekend.Red Bull recently have been chewing tyres, which is strange for them.
>>142341140That would be too perfect, so it will never happen
>>142341177They've been the standout car, but Lando is too weakmind to get the most out of it.
>>142341140Max wouldn't do that though, at least not on purpose. And I'd rather he never does, that way his side can keep the moral high ground over the neekeri.
Piastri is going to start consistently outperforming Norris but his team will sabotage him.
>>142341140>>142341255I want Albon to repay him for Brazil.
>>142341237Even more so.The high speed corners will suit the Mclaren more since they have evolved the RB19 concept.The RB20 is trying to be an all-rounder and is harsher on it's tyres as a result.And since every team has focused on high speed corners the Mclaren's old weakness of slow speed corners is no longer as detrimental as the other teams have sacrificed their own low speed strengths in the chase of high speed gains.There are only two cars that have low speed philosophy currently and that is the VCARB and the Aston Martin, which is why they have been struggling recently.Ferrari used to be the king of the low speed since it's tiny turbo worked harder at lower revs to push it out of corners acceleration-wise but the team have been chasing high speed performance for two and a half years now.
>>142341177>Mclaren should be the standout car this weekendLike in Imola, Canada, Spain and Austria?
Lando and Lewis will crash each other out competing for hometown hero status.
more like homotown hero :DD
hometown an hero
another home race for oscar piastri
>>142341177I think the mercs will be up there too, and ferrari has decent top speed and tire deg.Will alpine be good again? Should be a good raceHopefully max wins still, would be funny to see checo racing the haas cars again
>>142341477>>142341577Checked
>>142337293The reptilians are running sky and they didn't like her calling it out.
>>142341422Imola was more even than one team having an advantage, the Red Bull was faster on full tanks due to it heating the tyres quicker than the Mclaren which struggled early for warm up.Once the speeds increased it became the faster car on low fuel.Canada the Mercedes was number 1 with Red Bull second and Mclaren slightly off the pace in third, it was due to tyre management that Norris and Piastri gutted the fighting Red Bull and Mercedes's lead, the offset was one of the biggest I have seen in this generation of F1 cars.Spain was similar to Imola where the Mclaren just struggles on high fuel since it cannot go fast enough to maintain optimum heat in the tyres, it speeds up as the stint goes on but they were the fastest package all weekend.Austria is more interesting, the Red Bull is faster in sectors 1 and three and the Mclaren was faster in 2, Red Bull shot themselves in the foot with that pitstop otherwise Max had the win secured easily, Norris used the fresh mediums well vs Max's used mediums to catch up the three seconds.Anything more and Norris would have used too much of the tyre to fight Max.
Lewis looks super depressed lately. His teammate is getting podiums and a win. Ferrari is falling behind. Lewis looks like he’s about to khs.
ynr audi F1
>>142338866giwtwm
>>142341421Who do you have on pole then? Ps3 or norris? Max will still have it
>>142341701What did she say
this is what max meant when he said that he is only doing divebombs, thats not how you overtakegoblando even after half a decade of experience doesn't know actual overtaking opportunities and tries to do absolute shit tier divebombs that even Zhou wouldn't fall fori hate this anglogoblin whiny paydriver so much
>>142341592Mercedes will be roughly where they were in Spain in comparison to Mclaren and Red Bull.Ferrari will be average in Silverstone since their car doesn't have the high highs the other teams have, it is just an average car that is easy to drive.Alpine should be good in Silverstone as it is similar to Spain so it will probably be the best of the rest.Haas will struggle but I don't doubt Perez's ability to be fighting Haas for 15th place.
>>142341736Hes going to retire and thats whats sainz is waiting for
>>142341590le 1/16 whatever country i'm racing in man
Official McLaren account posting this btwhttps://x.com/McLarenF1/status/1808207716415889615?s=19
>>142341776I don't really care for drivers as F1 is 95% car, setup and data but Norris has always been good around Silverstone and when he is comfortable on a circuit he does well.NOR - PIA - RUS for my Qualifying prediction.I can see Red Bull opting to get Max a race set up in comparison to Mercedes going for track position and Hamilton wanting glory and fucking it up.
>>142341964Someone needs to post >>142341797in the comments
>>142341964that's just some unpaid social media intern with a zoomer fro on his head
>>142341964>weakminded british exF1 driver gives his opinion on verstappen Strange post, wonder what they meant by that?
not OC
>>142341964It's funny how rattled Verstappenshaggers are at this stuff, they forgot how their boy reacts to pressure.It was a racing incident, let it go you cucks.But I guess defending Verstappen is all they have going for them in F1.
>>142342149>they forgot how their boy reacts to pressure.
>>142341964Oh that's not even funny anymore, that's just really sad. Not even Merc got this pissy about Max.
>>142341964>British F1 test driver (literally lower than dirt on the motorsport scale) defends the British F1 driver driving for the "British" F1 team live on British television>"Look at what this irrelevant twat is saying about this crash from 3 days ago #Maxisakankermongol #Weraceasone"Absolute state of McLel, we need Ron Bennis to come back and execute Zak Brown.
>>142342149>McLel starts seething online days after the race>Ugh Maxfags need to let it go already???
>>142342259I guess I have to explain this once again for the ill-informed.This was all Mclaren's fault, they only told Lando about the Intensity 1 rain on the radio, they never once mentioned the intensity 3 rain that followed it.Mclaren blundered it, not Norris, staying out in Intensity 1 rain is the correct move.They didn't tell him.
Aston Martin x Arsenal
>>142342520oh lord kek
>>142331354Nah helmut will eventually kick the maxican disgrace out and he will take his place.
>>142342520doesn't he have eyes? other drivers could tell without their engineers telling them it's time to box for wets
>>142342520Sure thing Lando
Damon Hill is still seething about both Schoomi KWABing him on live television and Briatore doing a bit of banter to allow Alonso to win a race. It's a bong thing.
>>142342520Drivers can tell their team they are boxing for wets.
i'm just going to repost the absolutely hilarious factoid that despite having the fastest car since miami lando nowins still haven't managed to overtake max verstappen on track and keep the position
>>142341964Will this be Norris moment, like Vettel germany 18, Leclerc 22 france, lewis dabbi 21? (Riccy baku too?)
Brit media regularly talks about events from centuries ago, whether it’s to seethe or be smug. They don’t let anything go. Pettiest people I’ve ever seen.
>>142342760He overtook Verstappen in Canada and kept the position.
>>142342520he didn't consult his race engineer about the rain and winged it on a hunch. He literally does it everytime he's under pressure because he has the foresight of a 6 years old.
>>142342881
>>142342945Oh, ESL situation.You mean he has failed to pass and keep the position to the chequered flag?
>>142342760Reminder that this is the only man on track who has the skills to genuinely overtake Max. Sad, isn't it?
>>142343045keep crying loser
>>142341964
>>142343095Okay, you assume I am a Lando Norris fan.I don't think I have any images of Norris saved to any system of mine outside of the car if that helps.
>>142343075This man is pure sex and I'm not even gay.
Ocon would win races in that mclaren
>>142342693the bear looks like he is holding a gun to his head >artist rendition in pic related
>>142342693How can you not be embarrassed to the bone whining about losing out on a season where your opponent got DQed from four fucking races by race officials doing everything in their power to help you? A season where you finished ahead a total of 2 times? A season where you comfortably had the fastest car? British entitlement is astounding to me.
>>142343318
>>142343318I see itI lol
>>142343318Kek, great job. Saved.
>>142341964max got penalized and served his penalty, case closed
>>142343265>and I'm not even gay.strollposter pls
>>142343171>here's your new senna vs. prost, bro
>>142343075He is the definition of based retard
>>142343318superb
>>142343454How many Senna vs Prosts has Max had now?
>>142343250who asked you moron?shut the fuck up
>>142343318jej, I see it. Good job!
>>142343542I hate people saying Senna vs Prost like it means something.
>>142341964will mclel be the first team/media group to call verstappen and amxchads nazis? mclel supporters seem to be libshits and redditors to a high degree so I could see them leaning into it to recover after the BONALD BLUMPF meeting and handshake. speaking of, anyone have that compilation of mclel consoomers with shit tattoos and paraphernalia? was posted here forever ago
>>142343579You're the one responding to me with Lando Norris images.Seems like you are the fan who is angry.>>142343265
>>142343453I'm not that one. I'm based.
>>142343265Don't have to be gay to be able to see the dude's good looking. Most models aren't even that handsome. Zoomer girls have absolutely no taste for liking Lando over him.
>>142343459I believe the accepted term is 'holy fool'
>>142343824They have been brainwashed into liking "diversity" and lando is about as brown as possible while still being safe.
>>142343824>handsome>good driver>not british>not some offensive to the eye mutt or brownoid>sandbagged and mentally tortured I'm starting to think there was more to his downfall than spaghetti foolery
>>142343966He is the protagonist of nuF1.
>>142343966So you're saying Max was blessed to have been born half a frog so he didn't attract the ire of globohomo straight away
>>142342633Really, because both the drivers who profited the most from the rain, Hamilton who got the win and Verstappen who gained five places, were both told by their teams to come in. Verstappen straight up admitted he didn't have a clue what to do and left it up to his team.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m0eASI6N6vE>>142342940The team is the one with the radar in front of them. They have the information. Lando can't drive the car and do their job for them. Even Hamilton, the wet weather GOAT, ignored the first call and wanted to stay out. Any semi-competent team orders Lando to come in.
>>142341964Based. It's over for Maxfags.
>>142341964>literally
>>142341477funny but if this gifts another undeserved strong result to narb i will NOT be happy particularly if ps3 doesn't win again through shenanigans outside of his control
>FIADocsBotFORMULA 1 QATAR AIRWAYS BRITISH GRAND PRIX 2024 [Amended 2 JULY 2024]VIP Paddock Pass Requests by Team*>Red Bull Racing-Honda RBPTMr. Thomas Cruise Mapother IV (SUN chequered flag)Miss Hayley Elizabeth Atwell>Scuderia Ferrari S.p.A.Mr. Jorge Luiz Frello Filho Cavaliere OMRI (to be captioned ‘ Jorginho’)Mrs. Edoardo Mapelli Mozzi (to be captioned ‘Princess Beatrice’)Mr. Edoardo Alessandro Mapelli Mozzi >McLaren-MercedesMiss Dua LipaMiss Sabrina CarpenterMr. Jack Grealish (SUN start sequence)>Mercedes-AMG PetronasMiss Solána Imani Rowe (to be captioned ‘SZA’)Mr. Ebon Moss-Bachrach>Aston Martin Aramco-MercedesMrs. Gemma Arterton>RB-Honda RBPT (HOUSE OF THE DRAGON PROMOTIONAL TIE-IN)Mr. Matthew Smith (to be captioned ‘Matt Smith’)Emma Zia D'ArcyMiss Olivia CookeMiss Amelia Alcock (to be captioned ‘Milly Alcock’)>Haas-Ferrari[no requests made]>Williams-MercedesMr. Rowan Atkinson (to be captioned ‘Mr. Bean’)>Kick Sauber-FerrariMrs. Alexandra Daddario [added 2/7/2024]>Alpine-RenaultMiss Clara MorganeMr. Juan Moreno y Herrera-Jiménez (to be captioned ‘Jean Reno’)>Guest of The FIA Formula One World ChampionshipMiss Hannah Waddingham (National Anthem)*competitors and VIP Paddock Pass holders are reminded, as per meeting dated 23 May 2024, of their obligations to F1TV and international broadcast partners
>>142343620TDS has no place in /sp/Go back.
Olivier Penis
>Hamilton, the wet weather GOAT
>>142344304
What’s the f1 equivalent of diarrhea
>>142344421lewis hamilton
>>142344345This.Stroller is the true wet weather GOAT.
>>142344304>Miss Dua LipaOk, I want maclaren to do well this week. I look forward to the dua lipa posting going forwardAlso I hope rowen isnt doing his Mr. Bean for the media
>>142344421david croft speaking
>>142344304>Mrs. Alexandra Daddario [added 2/7/2024]Why is she in every GP, has been for a while now? Who is she dating from the Sauber team?
zesty filipino twink
>>142344304>Jean Renault isn't French
>>142344304none of these are actually real right? which begs the question... for what purpose?
>>142344718I think Rowan Atkinson is a real person.
>>142344304>McLaren-Mercedes>Sabrina Carpenter
>>142344304>>Scuderia Ferrari S.p.A.>Mr. Jorge Luiz Frello Filho Cavaliere OMRI (to be captioned ‘ Jorginho’)>Not even Wednesday>Ferrari already made a strategic blunder
>>142341783https://youtu.be/f6AZX92oILg?si=R7GmqEI3cR7707cM
>>142344785I meant the list of celebrities, gets posted before every race and then you see none of them at the race despite nu-f1 loving to give a good chunk of screentime to these people
>>142344063max got into a team going against the grain thankfully that embraced his racetism ways, as well as he utter contempt for the jews ruining f1 and the media circus shit. Chuck unfortunately ended up as a pawn of a giga hook nose who is currently inviting in the poster child of everything wrong with f1 and was used to champion the stripping away of everything that made it enjoyable, who has already cited there's a lot to do and change at ferrari to make it more progressive. chuck was cut down in his prime for not being a progressive mutt
>>142344707He's french-spanish and born in Morocco
>>142344958as his utter contempt*
>>142344707i refuse to believe thatwhole life with a wrong knowledge about him? no way!
>>142344304mr bean is a mclel guyyou fucked up
>>142344930Oh, Rowan is at every British GP.
>>142344304>Hannah Waddingham Hagbros we won
>>142345147this, rowan is a bit of a car guy isnt he? or at least has expensive tastes for sporty street cars despite his quiet ways
>>142343265>not gay
>>142344850>mcguirewhat the fuck is his son? a 76 year old plumber union foreman?
>>142345245Apart from the whole Mclaren F1 thing, he was the fastest around the Top Gear track for a while and still occasionally races. He also showcased an hydrogen Yaris at last year's Goodwood iirc.
>>142345147yeah that's fine and I know he shows up every now and then but I'm still doubting the legitimacy of the rest of these lists, hell, if you look up fiadocsbot, a twatter account, you won't find any of this, not for this or the last 2-3 races, couldn't be arsed to scroll further
>>142344304>Miss Hayley Elizabeth AtwellBooba>Miss Dua Lipa>Miss Sabrina CarpenterBooba booba>Mrs. Gemma ArtertonBooba and sticky fingers>Mrs. Alexandra Daddario BOOBA!>Miss Clara MorganeRetro Booba. Ha!>Miss Hannah WaddinghamMILF single mother Boobaaaaaaa!
>>142344850>Google who that is>Most known for playing in Disney Channel sitcoms and Tall Girl they're just inviting anybody zoomers might recognize
>>142344658Wow that’s really homosexual
>>142345506Her songs occupy #1 and #2 on the UK Official Singles Chart
>>142345246Of fuck off. He is passing because he got on HRT before puberty and has a massive ass with a small waist. Anyone could've been fooled.
>>142345389completely forgot the top gear thing kek>mfw mr bean aces the top gear track
>>142345568I see, I apologize then. She's pretty hot.
>>142345646nice manhands
>>142345646that's clearly a she
>>142344658why do drivers get like this around real athletes?
f1 races for this feel?
>>142344304Rowan switch to Williams now? I thought he was a McLaren fan.
>>142345813autistic vroomzoomers, you see
>>142345813
>>142345813Because most of them are nepo autism babbies and don't know how to interact with "common folks" blokes
>>142345881RB Leipzig striker
>>142345876after last race, you have to mentally ill to support mclel
>>142345910>even out of those with humble backgrounds, Ocon is a cunt, Bottas is Finnish and Alonso thinks he is a Bond villain0 normal people.
>>142345646It's July now, stop being a fag
>>142345876he believes in logan and that he just needs more time
Went to the beach today after a 5-year interregnum, it was nice - even saw some pussy
My boy Logan just needs more talent
>>142346441I wouldn't mind Logan but he is just so slow in races it's not funny.
>>142337071Why? Mercedes is always the Great Satan, it makes zero difference who the drivers are. If you drive for merc, you become a villain too, simple as. For latest example see Narb.
>england next
>>142346441>My boy Logan just needs more talentHis Anglo girlfriend is 8 years older than he is
>>142347075Was NARB liked here in his Wilhelms days?
YA YA YA YA YA
Imagine Verstappen was one of them Dutch NT players. You'd all hate him.
>>142347164No.
>>142347161Based
>>142347230>Dutch NTHe'd have to be black then.
>>142347230I hate him now. I HATE HIM!
>>142344304>no mr hideo kojima this time
I remember back when "F1 driver" seemed like a job oozing with coolness. Now they are all whiny fags.
Not very wholesome of Red Bull chuds to stoke up flames and foster hostility. Someone might get killed in the stands.
>>142344304>Thomas Cruise Mapother IV>IVWhat is wrong with americans?
>>142348173>Someone might get killed in the stands.based, I want blood boiling feuds again
>>142348172The only thing he was oozing with was Zak's cum out of his gaped twink anus.
>>142343318this will prove very useful when ManBear starts his F1 stint
>>142344624She just genuinely seems to like F1, which is based.
>>142348304Just repaint the bear red and slap some HP logo on.
>>142344304>Miss Dua Lipa>Miss Sabrina CarpenterImagine the sex
still no webm of all his all clean and fair and respectful divebombs?
>>142348173Red Bull is imaginary gatekeeping: the tea.
>>142348360I like her eyes and boobs
>goatifi website seems to be deades ist vorbei
>>142348393You sound rattled.
>>142348467Agreed.
>>142348393Wtf is that thing jesus christ
>>142344624She is dating me
>>142348504i know what he got "in return", and want to judge how evil not-a-friend max was
>>142348493Works fine on my machine.
>>142345646Her slightly scarred lip reminds me of my big booba ex and that makes me simultaneously horny and sad. I miss those fat milkers like you wouldn't believe.
>turn leftthere is a thing with brits and left turns
es ist vorbei
>>142344718Yes he makes them up every race, I can only suspect it's autism
>>142348172>he sucked hardthat's what I was saying about his racing
>>142348871would you: try to steer left and keep racing or divebomb into the car ahead and DNF?very tricky question
>>142348172what in the fucking slurp....
f1 needs a fat driver
>>142349107I'd brake earlier and try to cross the trajectories and get him on the exit.
>>142349107British strategy.
I thought England won the Austrian Grand prix of Austria?
>>142348871But turning left under braking is what Max did in their eyes
>>142349276And british still didn't eat their rich
>>142349215
>>142349215I volunteer>hope in car>tires deflatefuggin pirellis
>>142349215F1 needs a F.A.T. sponsorship.
>>142349628>Live AMX workout routine
>>142349628After seeing Signs's arms I expected him to be a lot hairier.
>>142349983They shave him.
>>142350045proudy identifies as he/him
>>142349628Shaving your chest is biggest sign of being gay.
>>142350118I said him.
>>142349628>>142349983>>142350045looks like arm sleeves
>>142345876Wilhelms are the British S O V L team. Iykyk.
>>142350186who are (((they)))
>>142350188>arm sleevesThose are just handless gloves.
>>142343579Holy obsessed.
we need more crowd shots in f1
Redbull bros...
>>142348360she would make me cum just by staring my dick
>>142350269His Ferrari doms.
>>142350269ferrari
grammarbros I am so fucking mad and it's not even my native language AAAAAAAAAAA
>>142350659disgusting
>>142349628Max actually has the best physique for his sport and it actually makes him look strange. His torso, neck and shoulders are ogre tier and his lower body is tiny.
>>142341768Audi not accepting their aero failed them is the beginning of their downfall the 2038 season has been brutal for them. 0 points 10 crashes, and a mechanic losing his leg on a botched pitstop.
>>142350488>>142350491
>>142350659what the fuck, not even ESLs would commit such an atrocity of a sentence
>>142350321>a paki and a chinkThe absolute city of state of Portugal
>>142350900looks right
>>142350426MÄIKEL
>>142350659will jorj ever get a win on merit?
>>142350659>England in charge of English
>>142350184Every woman always almost instinctually says they prefer clean chested men but somehow they always end up being unable to keep their fingers away from my chest hair. Never trust women when they say how they think men should be. It's not that they're liars, they just don't have a fucking clue about what they want.
>>142350948Pretty sure those two are mixed
>>142351177Digits of truth.
>>142337960>some of the stuff he did 2016-2020 was downright impossible.It isn't because Ricciardo did it too.
what team will he be in next year? why is he taking so long to decide? his options are>alpine>williams>haas>sauberalpine is obviously the best choice, they can be the 5th best team again and score P9s and P10s, more if top 4 teams dnf or perez kwabs.
>>142349628>shave chest>keeps hairy armsbased sainz, just like me
are they planning to hit a crowd at semenstone or what
>>142351177Facts, girl i'm with stuck a wax strip to my back and ripped it off while we were messing around. When i told her that id cave her skull in if she tried that on my chest she laughed and said she would never dare cause its hot. Firat time ive ever had someone mention it outright
>>142351415He is holding out for Merc. Which won't happen. Migg to Alpeen, lil Kimi to Wilhelms, Ocon x Bear to Haas, Buttass to stay in Sauber. No seat for Proudy in the end.
>>142351528>lil Kimi to Wilhelmshe's 100% going to merc
>>142351494They sacrificed Checo to prolong the pact with Nuui's Eldritch patrons.
>>142351049He has 2.
>>142351528I want sauber to also sign kmag and be haas v2
>>142351592Wouldn't it make more sense to let him stew a bit in the shitter team and develop with no pressure of performing in a frontrunner? I can't imagine him failing to score a point for half a season in a Merc could be good for the boy's mentality.
>>142341477>Lando and Lewis will crash each otherWhile racing for third place while Max drives away.
>>142351671Would be pure kino, shame F1 is too onions to appreciate KMag.
Did we ever get an explanation for that VSC at the end?
>>142350272>handless gloves.How is that a thing and it cant possibly be named that.
>>142350188>arm sleevesIsn’t that a bit redundant
What's his next move going to be in silverslurp?
>>142330517>Sainz won't be pressured by "impatient" F1 teams to make future decisionwelcome to indycar!>>142351528>He is holding out for Mercred bull*ftfy
>>142351697ToTo will want him in merc
>>142352148The same move he does every time>let verstappen build a gap in the early stages despite having a faster car>go overly aggressive on his tyres in the late stages to bring the gap down>has maybe one chance at getting ahead of verstappen which he fucks up by which time he's either cooked his tyres or dropped a place to someone elseThe only reason we had the Austria crash was because Red Bull's botched pitstop accelerated Stage 2 of the Norris 2nd Place Experience
>>142352148will try too hard to outperform amx and ends up in the barriers
>>142351907I was joking but then I googled it and got this so apparently reality is dumber than my dumbass joke.
>>142352325What else would they be called? Don’t say arm sleeves. That’s stupid.
>>142352325That's it. I'm hitting the World reset button. This timeline is just too stupid.
I hate bong media so much, it's unreal. How many documentaries is sky going to make to remind us how bongs are the corner stone of F1.
>>142352372How about just sleeves? Arm sleeves is redundant. You don't call pants leg sleeves. You don't call socks foot sleeves. All sleeves are arm sleeves.
>>142352286He would have caught Max anyway, he was obviously faster at the end.
>>142348360look at this semen demon ahhhhhhhhhh
>>142352495Only because he had DRS
>>142352458They are. Germans did it significantly better. Silver Arrows elevated it from a a normal motor racing event into an Olympic type event of Engineering Prowess,
I want Perez or Piastri to win in Silverstone because it will be very funny.
>>142352518Nope he was faster despite being in the dirty air of the Red Bull.
>>142352464But they aren’t normal sleeves. They need a term to distinguish them.
>>142352601>But they aren’t normal sleevesWhy aren't they?
They're called arm warmers dipshits
>>142352670ur mom is a cock warmer m8 get outta here
>>142352632Because normal sleeves are part of a shirt. It’s like fingerless gloves or crotchless pants. Maybe detached sleeves would be the right term. Also you’re being obtuse. You know damn well they aren’t standard sleeves.
>>142352706Shirtless sleeves.
>>142352458As far as engine presence in F1, Germans, French,Americans, and Japanese dominate the lists.
define a sleeve
gimi (god i'm mentally ill)
>>142346269I went a couple of weeks ago, good weather.Was hoping it would be quiet since it was on a random wednesday. Nope. Busy as hell
>>142352779clownpieceiykyk
>>142352574>not wanting GAS OCO LEC podium in england
>>142352881>Alpine 1-2. The seethe would be legendary,
>arm warmers make my country men seetheI mean it's an election year so of course there's mentally ill anons sperging
>ynr Jack Aitken. 1 Grand Prix
>>142352574I would like this too but max will win (or Lando if god isn't real)
>>142353036He isn't.
imagine the loud moans from crofty's uncontrollable forced orgasms if the podium is HAM NOR RUS.
gimi (get in my
>>142352881glorious
>>142353105Post race penalty makes it NOR HAM RUS
>>142353105To be honest Croft is a lot better than the substitute they've got in some of these races.David Croft can sometimes lose his train of thought, but he has a more memorable voice. This new guy just comes up with the most sweeping generalisations. He'll say something like >Ferrari are having a tough time this season Even though they have the most non red bull wins
>>142353211crofty giggles like a little girl when hamilthread gloryruns in free practice
>>142352286I remember you posting this before the last GP and you were spot on. Impressive.
jorj the seagull might snatch another win when those 2 in front crash again
haven’t we had enough manufactured drama for DTS this season?>omg horneyman!>omg williams team bad?!>omg chuck win at home!!!!!>omg max and lando frenemies?!?!
>>142353646Perez shitter
>>142352236Have my (you)'s, have my (you)'s for eternity.
yabadabadoo
sit on mein lap anon
>>142331354>at this point he should just go for wec with ferrariOn the one hand that would be super cool to have him in WEC but on the other hand I fear some DtS babbies would follow him.
>>142352574>perez>winkek, that is funny
>>142331113He is just that incompetent Making slow decision on a simply-judged 4th track limit to make the root cause of this road rage
>>142344304>Gemma ArtertonNice choice (thevideo in her closet is hot)
>>142353646>>omg williams team bad?!They are just hated because they are very open about their nationalism. Which is a big no-no these days. They still need to dig themselves out of the rabbithole. Doesn't help that they are currently 9th.
>>142352236bzed
>>142352779The part of a garment that covers the arms. As opposed to for example a sock, which is not part of a garment that covers the foot but is instead the garment that covers the foot itself.
>>142354139Top tier fappening leaks
>>142354221short sleeves don't cover the arms
>>142354416It covers part of the arm from the shoulder onThat makes it a sleeveWhich begs the question. If you've got your full forearm tattood, but nothing on the upper arm, is it called a sleeve?
https://www.youtube.com/live/wZ6W2axbEuQ?si=dcmFJYrTNg66JTp9LIVE POLICE CHASEON FOOTIT'S HAPPENING
England next.
>>142354450I believe it's called a half sleeve.
>>142354383Hell yeah
>>142354139>>142354383>>142354500Gonna need some links there bros.
>>142354516Just google>Gemma Arterton leaked NudeIt's that simple
>>142354472lookin gud yall
>>142354472He's gonna crash
>fappening was almost 10 years ago
Puncture box box
>>142354653
>>142354630>>142354644This is gonna end in a big Juan
>>142354450is a shawl a sleeve?
https://youtu.be/wZ6W2axbEuQtune in
>>142354690>Wipeout prologue
Will it be Ps3s first win this weekend? I have a feeling its an accident prone race so the safety car will be in play, I think Norris will choke and either hit verstappen or someone else trying a desperate pass
Race like a thoroughbred, scream like a bansheehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HFEfGuBjPoU&t=106s
>>142354795I hate the traction control sound
>>142354780lmao
Of course they're black
>>142354472And it's ending wau
Have you thanked the Dutch lately?
>>142354718>LAThey're gonna get away lmao
>>142354472Lol euros still can't call a good police chase. Another shitty one for the records.
>>142354887kinda weird to like things because it offends random strangers on the internet
>>142354955Yeah, i cant because i dont live in a crime infested shithole where police chases are a daily occurrence.
>>142354961I like fans that only like things if they can control it getting pushed out
>>142354961In the end nothing matters anyway
TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>142355052Damn that really got under your skin didn't it.
>>142355124sure but the 4channel hivemind of basing your interests off what "upsets" people on the internet is a little..... how do you say.... odd
>>142355183You talk like a fag and your shits all retarded
>>142355183err... um... hmm...okay so... how do you say... uhhhh...Fuck off nigger.
>>142355183>the post that broke the hivemind
>>142355183Your post is a perfect encapsulation of your point. I actually agree with the gist of the message, but the way you frame it and phrase it makes you sound like a massive faggot and makes me feel dirty for agreeing with you, triggering a kneejerk reaction within me which results in me calling you a massive faggot. Fascinating stuff.
>>142341964Good lord that's pathetic>>142342149This has got nothing to do with Max, having your official social media account essentially posting a "ummmm, fact check!" is pathetic.
>>142343318>when the tourists bring you water instead of a nice frosty Coca-Cola to enjoy
>>142344850>has a tattoo of Miami International AutodromeI should add this to my folder of worst F1 related tats
>>142355535that isn't a tat tho
>>142355535Clean your print head before sticking your arm in there
>>142345646kek
>>142330517>Leclerc: Ferrari F1 updates have brought unintended limitations
>>142352822
>>142355630prepare for unforseen consequences
Reminds me of the Schumacher days, where Schumacher would race against low IQ subhuman shitters and completely outplay them and outmaneuver them, so they'd get frustrated and try dumb shit like trying to go on the grass on the outside and would usually end up crashing and when it happened, the globohomos would cry and blame him.
>>142355577It's the foreplay step
>>142355694Villeneuve outsmarted him in Jerez.
>>142355799Sooner or later the globohomos will have to concede that Villeneuve's maneuver was a poorly calculated divebomb and give Schumacher his deserved 8th title
>>142355845The divebomb won him the championship.
>>142355876Only for as long as the globohomos remain in denial.
It’s beautiful to see so many f1 viewers tearing the Lando good Max bad narrative apart. The Palmer analysis is flooded with comments breaking down the narrative and laughing at Brit bias. Brings a tear to my eye because I’m laughing so hard.
>>142355916It's just Verstappen fans being the next TeamLH
enjoy silverstone lads. I am not expecting to watch it
Im smelling a leclerc pole
>>142355967Wow he has a lot of fans
>>142355967The one decent thing about Verstappen fans is that it makes you know for certain that there'll always be at least one person in the world who's undeniably worse than you.
>>142356037Will you be dead from this hurricane by then?
>>142356050Yes, he's been the champion for the majority of the post-DTS era so a lot of the newer fans are bound to support him.
cope and sneed
Surprising amount of hatr for the man winning races in the 6th best car
>>142356058>still seething
>>142356204Awful opinion, go away schizo, nobody likes you!
Dubs and Verstappen GAAAANs into Norris first lap
>>142356232I'M NOT SEETHING ABOUT NOTHING!
>>142356279Kek
>>1423562045th fastest car the alpines were objectively worse than haas
>>142356315Ya the Redbull was really quick in Austria and Perez's performance show that but I was talking about the 2 GPs before that .
>>142356067unfortunately no just no power
>Britain next
>>142356429>Spain4th fastest car
>>142355908
tifosi status?
>>142356984
>>142356591The car is still faster than Mercedes and Ferrari, what Checo does in it is irrelevant.
>>142357104If Checo isn't driving to at least the pace of the car then why did Redbull give him a two year contract?
>>142357120Did they ever get certified…?
>>142357223Horner owes money to the cartel
>>142357223Because he's the most trustworthy choice there is.
>>142357367What does that even mean? Are the other drivers steeling wheels off the cars?
>>142357231tune in next year to find out
Sickfuck Ferrari
>>142357407It means the other driver aren't lethargic eunuchs
>>142357223"Señor Jorner, I have 4 kids to feeds at home, soon to be 5, I don't even know how they keep popping up, please let me drive a bit more, un poquito si? se lo suplico" Something like that.
What hopes does Ocon have? Right now it seems like his best hope is Alpine getting desperate and hiring him back .
>>142357990Mercedes hiring him.
>>142358024
>>142357990I don’t think he has much hope desu
baking
not waiting for new thread like a fag>fuckYuki>marryFernando>killlewis
>>142359169but your post says you're a fag
>>142359189only a fag wouldn't decide who he'd fuck marry and kill
>>142359169>FuckAmna>MarryHamda>KillStroll
>>142359251marry kill
>>142359575>>142359575>>142359575
>>142354711Shut up, faggot
