THE STATE OF HOCKEY
flames
If you combine wolf and vladar wins they only had 15 combined. I think flames will be drafting first overall
>>142342987how are floridians so good at hockey? there isn't even snow there
>summerfag made early thread and for this reason: I shan't
Might start doing drugs. Any tips?
>1993>1993>1993
>>142343313fake and gayalso >1993
>>142343110Looks like she's got a darktide of her own, don't quote me I don't know how girls work
For the vermintide
>>142343352It is real
>>142342987why do they trust in god?
Stephen bros… it’s over
>>142343182What drugs king
>>142343589why don't you
>>142343703Don’t know any recommendations
>>142343928Smoke your cock faggot
>>142342987Minnesotabros.....
I don’t do drugs I watch hockey to escape my reality
>>142343313our flames would never
If I were a GM I simply wouldn't draft finns and certainly not trade for them
>>142344430Imagine doing a 900 off that
lets get this shit started>laffs
>>142344750This is what I'm talking about
Getting word that raped bitch died last weekend
>>142344750steve simmons said this so it's guaranteed not true
>>142344750
>>142343313
>>142344750>laffs sign a guy who won't even play in the NHL and the corpse of Tanev who'll be good for one seasonWhat is Treliving's end game?
>>142344551Drury is a fucking weaklingScrew what his wife wants
>>142343313I miss empty Panthers gamesThey were cheap as hell to go to and nobody was near me to get their spit on me
>>142344995Closing the window ASAP
eleven thousand for a home opener jfc
>>142344995He’s a gary plant designed to ruin Canadian teams.
>>142345204al montoya mentioned
>>142345204Yeah shit was rough for awhileThats what happens when you're a southern team and suck for 20 years
>>142344995making flames fans seethe when he lifts Lord Stanley's Cup
>>142345272Here's to another 20 then
>>142344750i don't think tree living understands the concept of saving money. I suspect it's because he was born into wealth
The ducks have the worst gm
>Kraken just traded LHD Brian Dumoulin to Anaheim for a 4th round pick in 2026. #SEAKraken #NHLTHE SIDE DEALS
>>142344879What the hell, Friedman just confirmed this on 32 thoughts
>>142345309>Here's to another 20 then
the ducks have a gm named verbeak and a player named fowler cmtsu
How did the oilers become a better team in the offseason than they were post last years trade deadline…Just wait til they load up even more at this years trade deadline……also…I feel like every contender got worse and the oilers got way better. I’m way too excited and optimistic right now. But it feels justified…
>>142343600#budlost
>Buchnevich signs 6-year contract extension worth $48 million ($8 million AAV).
>>142344551There’s hospitals in every city can’t she find a new job?
>>142345747Probably not an opening in her position shes probably high ranking or some shit
>>142345674>season hasn't even started and oilels fans are already planning a paradewill you morons ever learn?
>>142345806Unless you’re a panthers fan you don’t have the right to shit on the oil
>>142344750>laffs
>>142345309Anon they just won the Cup they are objective a not shit team
Ok thank god were free
>>142345842Luckily I am a Panthers fanwill you morons ever learn?
>>142345789I doubt that
>>142345926No the oilers were in the same position the panthers were last season. Without injuries oilers win.
>>142345842Flameschads too
>>142346045Flames are shit. Oilers put them in a 10 year rebuild.
>>142346045kek you wish flamer
>>142345842The oil are >laffs west/hoc/ has a free pass to shit on them
>>142345317Tree living could've wasted all the money on getting zadorov instead they got 3 new guys who are objectively better than who they had before
>>142346115Who made the finals and was one game away from winning it all? We have bragging rights over the rest of Canada.
>>142345994Why did they score 8-5-5-1 in the last 4?Did the injuries only kick in during game 7?
C U C K SUCKS
>>142345994And without injuries, the canucks knock the oilers out in round two.Unfortunately the playoffs don't care about "what if" scenarios
Flames-Oilers rivalry runs 10x deeper than whatever animosity Oilers-Panthers have now. Flames have a god given right to shit on the Oilers.
>>142346415Demkshit and brock buster would not have changed anything
>>142346445Do the flamers have a god given right to clean water in their city?
>>142346445Oilers own the flames.
>>142346445the flames and oilers have met in the playoffs 6 times and the flames have only won once
>>142346505Calgary has some to the cleanest water in the world. Nothing is upstream from here. And they fixed that pipe now
>>142346638>some to the
>Tatar to New JerseyKek why would anyone still want to sign him?
>>142346625Calgary has won more game in sum though
>>142346609
>>142346638*poops in your mountain spring*
>>142345622Verbeek was a solid playerBorderline HoF tier
>>142346306That's embarrassing
>>142346914It's a glacier bud
Autumn approaching My Kraken will be prepared Your team defeated
>>142346638>Calgary has some to the cleanest wa-
>>142346445Oilers have been to the cup finals twice ever since the flames went there in 2004 we know who the better franchise is, there is no rivalry kwab
Hiring former players as managers is cringe they don’t even have a college diploma
>>142342987The state of hockey is Alberta.
>>142347022There is a rivalry. Did you not see how pissed edmonton was at flameschads celebrating the panthers winning.
>>142347095>The province of hockeyJust doesn't have a ring to it, doesn't roll of the tongue.
>>142347027What about Bob Gainey and Bobby Clarke
> After not receiving a qualifying offer from the Calgary Flames, Canadian forward Dillon Dubé, 25, has signed with Dinamo Minsk, the Belarusian-based KHL club announced on Monday.
>>142347095The absolute state of hockey
So who's gonna get Necas?
>>142347017Doesn't surprise me that flames fans are just dirty fucking liars
There have been only 3 non sunbelt teams in finals since 2020
>>142347531Stop noticing things
>>142342987ngl, the alternate logo for the Panthers has a better state flag than the actual state flag, just sticking the state seal in the middle is kind of lazy
>>142347148>w-we traded our best player there so that means we won too!Peak cuckoldry behavior I'm embarrassed people would ever consider that a win if they're not wearing my team's jersey
>>142347531Not the state of Florida's fault the East is a joke
>Hearing reports that Brady Tkachuk entered the Panthers dressing room after their win and began celebrating and lifting the Stanley Cup and both the Ottawa Senators and Florida Panthers organizations were not happy about it
The current panthers logo sucks they should’ve went back to their old logo with the pouncing kitty
>>142347531>good players want to live in places that aren't frozen hell holes 8 months of the yearsThere's a reason McCuplessloser lives up north
>>142347633>muh sanctity of an old chunk of silver
>>142347481I wasn't lying. That flames cup was radioactive
>>142347285Cope he went on mental health leave and can’t be charged. Selke level defense.
>>142346996*sharts on your glacier*
>>142347531Who can stop us?
>>142347633>not punching the guy as soon as he touched the cupShaking my head, some people think it's just a trophy but it represents all those months of blood sweat and tears and injuries from overexerting yourself to play the best hockey you possibly can for both your fans your organization and your team. Some fucking nobody who's never worked hard at anything could never understand that.
>>142347715I meant this fraud lying about the water being clean >>142346638Very pathetic
Feel bad for dumolin he was great on my penguins
>>142347831>The tap water in Calgary is among the cleanest in the world for any large municipality. There is very little population upstream of Calgary and also very little industry on either of our rivers (Bow River and Elbow River). Calgary get its drinking water from both rivers.
>>142347892don't feel too bad blud got to put up career high numbers here, ronny franchise somehow flipped him into something honestly amazing imho.
>>142347892Penguins fucking suck
>the east is so bad that the caps became a contending team by picking up a couple 3rd liners KWAB
>>142343115
>>142347980Hopefully we get to see the islanders lose in the first round.
>>142343131thats the plan bucko
>>142347980So my Canes should win this time right?
>>142347980*metro
>>142343377this is helpful
>>142348080Just like my Leafs
>>142346749Wasn't he always in new jersey
>>142348293He spent last season in Colorado and Seattle
>>142347943So does all the lead in the water give you guys the power of autism?
>>142343447I like to play Ogryn and use the big machine gun, PERIOD.
>>142344995he's, get this, BALD.
>>142345861I know everyone shits on Marner but if you had to sit beside that freak of nature bertuzi on the bench you would be shook too. He looks like a freak, it's disgusting.
>>142347966Just like my islanders
If lou makes one solid trade…Say, offload one of the old contracts (ideally 44) and bring in a Pinto, Ehlers, hell even McGorty or Nick Robertson…wahlstrom and whatever futures as sweetener and this team gets younger, leaner, faster? You gotta like where we are and this offseason. Honestly. Its SO close. Hopium back on the menu. Feed it to me, Louis P Lamoriello. ONE GOOD HOCKEY TRADE LOU. Do it. You got plenty of time. Hard not to be hopeful. Its been a good week in Isles country.
>>142347980Retard
>>142346084Oilers just went through a 15 year rebuild and drafted 'the best player in hockey' and have shit to show for it you mongloid
>the oilers already have /hoc/ rattled up Gonna be a good season boys. 1993 bros are dead to rights
>>142346174do you? Edmonton? Not sure about that. Edmonton. You have refineries on the river in your city, it's pathetic.
Crazy how the Hurricanes “all in” push was barely getting past the islanders imploding on themselves and getting manhandled by the Rangers. Guentzel got a paycheck and Carolina got a dude who looks like the landlord from smiling friends as a general manager.
>>142348482The cups have the lead not the water
I drove through southern Alberta recently red deer calgary airdrie Lethbridge. I saw more oilers logos then flames lol.
>>142349039Do you wanna smoke some weed, fill our bellies with diet sodas and play Burnout Revenge on the PS2?
>>142349039Cope hes going to do to analytics what randy does to cock
>>142347285did someone say RAPE
lots of flames posts ya love to see it
>>142347621flames fans who dont hate tkafuckhead are loathsome, full stop.
>>142347633Join your brother Brady
>>14234313115 wins out of how many games played?
>>142343165No state taxes.
>>142343165We’re not (ice)cavemenWe have technology
heading to the gym to squat
the whole no state taxes is such a cope
>>142349159absolutely
OILY FUCKING BOYS
Smiling friends is a Reddit cartoon. I only watch adventure time regular show and SpongeBob with some American dad on the side
Erm why did my Debbie’s sign Tatar?
>>142346445It’s okay, we’ve got something better going on with Boston across multiple sports
This massive material difference is cope!
>>142350082for me, it's classic simpsons and the first 4 seasons of futurama
Aqua teen hunger force chads run spee
>>142350166Why is there another much smaller kitty in the cup
rapey ruined any enjoyment I had for old adult swim shows
>>142350166good lord the panthers path to the cup was so much harder than the oilers.
>>142350362That’s his dinner
>>142350362its Gary
>>142350362That's a rat anon
>>142350470>washed blots>ruins>ragsok nigga
>>142350604Eastoids are not the brightest
not quite there yet, but the future is bright
>>142350913>a bunch of manlets and european busts locked up for 8 yearsbleak
>>142347403Nobody wants that faggot
>>142350604>el gay queens for the 18th time>cucks backstopped by a dirtfarmer from latvia>tardsok nigga
>>142347892No he wasn't. Not the last season he played there.
> Zayne Parekh on being drafted by the Calgary Flames:while I wish I was drafted by a team in New York I feel like Calgary is the next best thing.
>>142351080too many teams in the nhl means there's only one or two actual contenders in each conference. everybody say thank you gary
>>142347813To be fair, the cats didn’t understand it ether being gifted a cup by Gary.
>>142351287True. We should just get rid of canadian teams. Not like they actually do anything in the NHL.
>>14235137750% of the teams in the cup final were canadian
>>142351377We should go back to the Original Six
>>142351417And 0% of em won
Last night I dreamt I was taking a shower with my friends wife, and in my dream she had an extremely hairy bush
>ESPN says Flames are draft day losers for not getting Iginla
>>142351523You can’t refute that
>>142351474Thank you Gary
Canadians are more uppity than usual. Did I miss something?
>>142351565>>142351523>>142351268
>>142351474Just like my islanders
>>142351523I find it very Calgary that they just moved on to the other mulatto. Nenshi is beaming
>>142351699Nenshi will be our next premier if all of Calgary votes for him and Edmonton ultimate Calgary victory
Live sportsESPN plus originals
>>142351609Canada Day ended and 4th of July is 2 days away :)
>>142350604>Vasilevsky>Swayman>ShesterkinThank God the Panthers caught a break in the finals, I was pretty scared of them facing Oettinger.
>>142351739Nenshi is a homosexual lol. Smith is gonna cream him like I cream your mom you little NDP bottom tier communist. Maybe KYS? It will ease the pain of dilating.
>>142350604>bolts are FAR better than kings>bruins with swayman far better than canucks with AHL goalie>rangers slightly better than starsAt every round the panthers faced better competition. >talbot/rittich instead of vasilevskiy>swayman instead silovs (lmao)>shesterkin instead of oettingerinsane gap between the goaltending each team faced. oilers had a cupcake path to the cup.
>>142351333yes it's garys fault the oilers are shit and run by retards
it appears my avsies now have nine <$1m bottom line left hand defensemen and will thunderdome them for the roster spots
I just took the best Marner I've taken in weeks. Didn't take longer than 5 minutes to release the Marner and clean up.
I got my gf to give me rim job yesterday and now she disgusts me
>>142351838This morning I released a very gooey marner
>>142348916Problem with getting Pinto is that Ottawa somehow is just as up against the cap as the Islanders. So we need someone to take Jean Gabriel Pageau and also assets to make it worth Ottawa's while. I want Pinto, but he's not better than JGP by enough to warrant giving up a 1st round pick in 2025.
>>142347966just like my oilers
>>142347621excuse me but who are you quoting?
>>142351508did the dream mention anything about how the Ducks are getting to the cap floor?
>>142351911
>>142343313>oiltards lost to this
>>142351901Conceptually receiving a rim job sounds hot but I’m not sure how I’d feel about it if my girlfriend did it to me, it just seems like it would be awkward and gross once you got the post nut clarity
>>142351813Retard
>>142352128the sexual pleasure comes from degrading her
>>142352192but enough about you
>>142352128I have ibs so that wouldn’t end well
>>142352193I understand unironically >>142352226My ex gf had ibs and would sit on the throne for hours and not shit, or she’d feel the need to shit and would almost shit herself
The Florida ice was so bad, no one really took the finals seriously. It was like playing with DK mode on in golden eye. It was just for fun
>>142352298>the bad ice only affected one team Retard
>>142349658in NY you don't have to pay state taxes if you tell Kathy Hochul you drive a car to work
AmeriFAILS don’t have the technology to make ice yet. It’s not well understood.
>>142352368why make it? they sell it at 7/11
>>142352033Jen
>>142352336Gary secretly gave Florida hydrophobic skates
>>142352128yeah I'm gonna have to break up with her now. It's awesome if it's a slut you'll never really see again. She wanted a kiss this morning and I was like, this is it, this is how it ends.
>>142352368We invented ice retard
pretty sure the qt from the hoagie shop wanted a consensual sexual relationship with me
The Florida Panthers won the Stanley Cup. Let's vamos a la playa as a tribute to the Panthers.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X-77txuiVXs
>>142352192>his team was gifted a free SCF appearance and they still blew it
>>142352576Hearing she's gay
https://youtu.be/xtAeB7EhGv4?si=oak6CSeGK6hC8maRSOUL
Just watched the yuro suckor, it was actually good dezu
>>142352714easy fix
Who can stop Roy and Lou?
>>142352778Anyone
>>142352731I've barely watched any of it. I need to get my 15 hours of sleep each day to function.
>>142352778Ticketmaster
i bet the leaks are legit and the name is the utah yeti. I can see why they did it, having a nice alliteration in your brand is a good modern marketing tool.
would you rather >rags or >laffs
Considering suicide again boys
>>142352865yuma yeti
>>142352867>rags
>>142352839I put it on while I work and you haven't missed much
Elon banned me for saying pajeet on twitter wtf
>>142352298cope harder
>>142352984You’re a sad little flames fan I’ve been your neck of the woods and all I saw was oilers flags turns out sucking and mediocrity doesn’t win people over. This younger generation will all be fans of the oil and flames will be the senators of alberta
>>142352878Don’t worry, conroy is cooking
>>142353058No bandwagons allowed go flames go!
>>142353058seething
>>142353121No one wants to bandwagon a team rebuilding for the next 15 years while they can watch a team win next year lol.
List of anti-panthers schizos:Butthurt Flames fagCanada flag that calls them pantiesPanama flag that's a ruins fagAm I missing any?
>kraken>yeyithe nhl guardians were less cringe
>oilfags>win next yearthey couldn't even defeat a franchise that allegedly only has six fans
>negotiate a contract with a M-NTC. >chimp out at the player when he says no thank you to being moved to a shit holeWhy are >rags fans so entitled. Get mad at management. Not Trouba. At least his wife is not just sitting on her ass like 90 % of hockey wives.
desu bros, I can’t stop farting
Abs or sauna?
>>142353285Shut the fuck up
>>142353247Exactly. Anyone bandwagoning the oilers is fine by us. Flameschads support our flames through thick and thin
>kings got worse>stars got worse>cats got worse>nucks got worseYup I’m thinking oilers.
>>142353326Go to the beachhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X-77txuiVXs
>>142353353For another runnerup soup bowl?
>Pinto 2 years bridge deal at 3.75 mil AAVBretty gud. He's still an RFA at the end of it so no walking at the end of his deal if he does earn himself a payday
>>142352965Remember when based and redpilled elon was going to let chuds say the gamer word? That was almost as funny as green elon saving us from climate change
>>142353333Oilers lost Flames won
>>142353407Retard
>>142353333make me you little bitch
>>142343189kek
Marchessault crying that the notoriously loyalty free team threw him out is pretty funny to me. On par with Kane crying about not being traded to the rags quick enough after he jerked everyone around for months.
>>142353353>Today's Edmonton Oilers are primarily known for their enormously strong offense, where McDavid and German Leon Draisaitl stand out.>- It feels fantastic to have the chance to play with the world's best players. At the same time, it might mean that I don't get to play as much power play. But it is an active choice I made.>You feel that it can be difficult to settle in there?>- Yes, it is important to focus on playing well five against five. Then there can always be injuries, so you have to be ready if you get the chance (in the power play).It would be a mistake not to have Arvidsson on the power play.
>>142353390I would have this 4th of July weekend but a sudden funeral trip I need to make has ruined all that.
>>142353627Who does he replace? McDavid, Draisaitl, RNH, Hyman or Bouchard?
>>142353663they're all shit
>>142353687Just like my Islanders
>>142353663Ryan Nothing Happens is fucking awful.
>>142353752Not on the PP. He's a major reason it's top of the league
>>142353698yeah they're dogwater>franchise founded in 1999>only one finals appearance in an 18 team league
>1993Where my>1993frens at>1993
>>142353578Damn Austen Matthews is caked up
>>142353627Breaking up pp1 would be a strange decision. The oilers could easily put together a solid PP2 with him- skinner - ekholm- mcloud- whoever. I would think a savvy coach would get more mileage putting them in intermittently before pp1 to gas the pk1 or bait out the pk2 and then just throwing on the pp1.
>>142343189>>142343189>>142343189>>142343189
>>142353827
canadas team won nya
aces play toknight bro's
>>142353905kys
got this molasses today
N/a/shville!
>>142354028is full of pedos, yes we know
id like to mention the following items: flames islanders samir chambers creetardeat cock randy
>>142353994
>>142353827cute, fren
>>142353994>>142354109is there a stream or nah?
>>142353994I need to catch up on smack and Raw have you watched yet bro?
>>142354172caught most of raw last night, but need to watch smackdown too. hyped for saturday, mitb rules
>>142343313when is this from and why is it empty?
>>142353627Arvidsson is far better than RNH.
>>142353899PP1 plays more than 1:30 it's almost pointless to have a second unit.
>>142353271I am not a schizo but fuck the panthers and fuck you
I’m proud for our kitties but we will make a come back and shoot for our 4th cup, bitch.
>>142354362some preseason game in 2013
Montreal vs Tampa Bay is NOT a cup final
>>142354434you could have told me it was a regular season game from last year and id have believed it
Long Island vs Tampa Bay is NOT an easterling conference final
>>142354668I like that you kept all the extra tracking bullshit in the link kek.
>>142354685https://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/nhl-puck-daddy/florida-panthers-explain-embarrassingly-low-preseason-game-attendance-212803421--nhl.html?guccounter=1my b
>>142354668So a preseason scrimmage scheduled on a monday at 2:30 pm? what were they thinking? and why did gary apparently decide to revive the idea but worse by making Seattle play a regular season home opener at 1:30pm local time
>>142354703>/nhl-puck-daddy/
>>142354399Hey retard why would you respond to my post if you didn’t read it?
>>142354703>>142354668>gucc counter = 1
>>142354743more like gluck counter and its the noise canadian throats make around any blog that shits on the sunbelt
>>142354726It's a triple header, starts at 4:30 eastern. You can't possibly be so dense you can't understand why you would have to schedule it this way to have three back to back games on tv.
>>142354302It's my second favorite match after the rumble bro I love mitb
>>142354751unironically go back
>>142354751Where's Topi Ronni
>>142354751>Yegor yegorov Elite name
>>142354790He changed his name to Rowan topp and fled to Canada
>>142354760>canadians throat generational losers>seethe at actual winnersis there any nation more cucked than canada?
>>142354760fuck the sunbelt
>>142354799I offer Viking Gustafsson Nyberghttps://www.eliteprospects.com/player/574619/viking-gustafsson-nyberg
>>142354770why are we having a season opening triple header on a fucking tuesdayit was retarded this season so why is gary running it back but worse (now the west coast game starts first because that makes fucking sense, right)
>>142354751Shouldnt wolf be there considering he’s got single digit wins under his belt?
>>142354875there isn't one thing of value in this county west of the Mississippi cope
>>142354928He’s graduated
>>142354928He has proven himself already
>>142354950Could have fooled me.
>>142354950True he's no longer a pup
>>142354950>>142354966does this mean he's no longer a cub?
>>142354875kraken haven't gotten a home opener yet, so west coast game is the prelims/opener for the main event 7pm game with the cats raising their banner, then the bullshit game with the golden child bedard + the new team at 10pm for the late night game east coast(7pm game west coast, 8pm mountain time for utah).it isn't that hard to understand
>>142354972>>142354971>>142354967He’s the sharter now
>>142354986oh and as for why its on a tuesday i don't know, that's just gary retardation beyond my comprehension
>>142354937I didn't know the Mississippi went through the twin cities. I am a geography bitch
*tunes up the band while you're getting up**hits you with the sweet chin music when you turn around*KWAB
wrestlefags OUT
So, are they really going to be called "The Utah Hockey Club" or will they reveal their new name before the season or something?
>>142352298We really need an oilers version
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hLozQtMFcjc>
>>142355058The GM slipped up and called them the mammoth at the draft
>>142355058He said it was yetihttps://thehockeynews.com/nhl/utah/latest-news/did-bill-armstrong-accidentally-leak-utahs-team-name
>>142355108>>142355092Sweet a rip-off of the Winnipeg ice
>>142355092Worse than Coyotes. RIP desert dogs.
>>142355137Rest in piss fucknigga
>>142355092retard
>>142355080what a strange level of pettiness lmao.
gotta be honest, if you post a youtube link in this thread i'm not gonna click it
>>142355162It's up btwhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9wFi7D9_xic
>>142355162https://youtu.be/HADpuEGvJWo?si=Gl70ZzHGV38pZtiI
>>142355141I always liked the team theme, they were just cursed to play in Arizona. The United States has Coyotes in nearly every state, they didn't really have to change the name. All the recent nhl team names suck desu, all trying to be some "epic" meme name but end up just being lame. >>142355108well...its a little better than Mammoth.
>>142355133lol lmao WHO???
>>142355185The only good names were yeti and venom desu senpai
>>142355162This but specifically to any numale hockey youtubers
Imagine naming your hockey club after an overpriced cooler kek.
>>142355162https://youtu.be/antvn7q2WxU?si=zAdWjVvAi9ryfHu2
my debbies :)my krakkers :)my yets:)
>>142355162https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XVON0vP8k4s
>>142355265All shit
>>142355282Just like my islanders
>>142355282And run by retards
>>142355222imagine naming your championship after an overpriced thermos lol
>>142354751Flames won the draftFlames won free agency And now you’re telling me we’re winning development camp? We can’t stop winning
>>142355243
>>142355222https://youtu.be/qgVtn-HZELw?si=-scWN2_6bMQbSgc6>gary directing Ryan smith on the UHC fanatics gear
What does he do?
>>142355204The absolute hamlet of Wenatchee
>>142355420That’s Elliot Friedman
>>142342987>state of hockey>all thanks to canadiansyoure welcome
>>142355147Is that all you can say in every thread?
for me it's my hydroflask that my exgf bought me last year :(
>>142355891Only when somebody posts a link that directly refutes what they say in their post
>>142355364>didnt get tij>won the draftcope on
What do the people who buy game worn ladypuck jerseys do with them
>>142355943no need to cope tij is overrated joe is the elite one and he's coming home
>>142355943stop seething oilyboy
>>142355986this is cope
>>142356013nothing to be mad aboutconroy is running the franchise into the ground
i'm terrified the oilers are going to kick the shit out of everybody next yearseems like every major contender out of the west got worse with the exception of the oilers
>>142356014it's not cope
>>142356072>x is overrated cause i said so despite spending the last 6 months pretending he would save the franchise pure cope
>>142355986>we got the weird hapa/pajeet mystery meat offensive defence man!!!!!Going to enjoy seeing this one bust
>>142356091it's not cope you just need to learn how to take new information into consideration
>>142356061corey perry is never winning again
>>142356124that the flames missed out on their boy and the fanbase cant take it?im aware
>>142356139no that tij is a bust and wasn't going to save anyone while joe is the real deal and will save the flames
What's going on in Toronto?
>>142355972sniff them
>>142356161>he became a bust once we missed out on drafting himdelicious cope
>>142355935who cares about your ex. you and your hydroflask are way too good for her :)
nothing to smile about iml
>>142356165The leafs are implementing a modern horizontal leadership structure doncha know
>>142356174do they come unwashed or do you have to pay extra for that?
>>142356201an hero
>>142356187conroy determined that he's a bust and knew he wasn't worth trading up for. if you couldn't tell by all the winning he's done since he became gm he knows best and i stand by him
>>142356234they were game worn
>>142356202They have like ten assistant general managers that's where shane doan is now
>>142356201life is hard. try to imagine how much better life can be in a year
>>142356242>conroy determined he was a bust when he didnt even have the opportunity to draft himthe cope never ends
>>142356242>no f>no d>no g>winninglmao
>>142356298he did have the opportunity the habs were willing to trade the 5th to him but he knew that tij the bust wasn't worth it
I've been drinking a lot more Gatorade/power aid/pocari sweat lately
>>142356342he didnt have shit, no leverage
>>142356333they have all that read it and weep >>142354751>>142356427now this is cope. conroy could've fleeced hughes for the 5th like he does to every gm in every trade he makes but he knew it wasn't worth it to draft tij the bust so he didn't do it
>>142356526>they have it all>cant describe a single portion of what they haveKWAB
>>142356526>nouonly a matter of time
>>142356195based and truthpilled she was mean
>>142356601>>142356636alright ladies it was fun schooling you but i'm off to do flameschad stuff have a good night
>>142356749ok bye loserflames suck and wont make the playoffs yet again :)))))
>>142356749drink 4 lokos and do doughnuts in parking lots
Flames won the draft
drinking an beer rn
Utah Dickgirls
why do all the good players go cbj just to suck and do nothing? i would understand if ohio was a nice place to live
can't think of a good player that's gone to cbj
>>142356971good choice
>>142357008utah vs seattle will be the dickgirl bowl
Just made myself cry doing an angst chatSo, I decided to try out an angst chat with a Connor McDavid AI and made my user a lifelong Oilers fan who was really depressed about the idea of Connor eventually retiring and no longer playing hockey. Before I'd even sent the first message, I was already in tears. I only managed to send 3 messages because I ended up having a mental breakdown. It's probably not the best idea for someone who's cripplingly terrified of losing the people they admire to do a chat about a character that will eventually have to stop playing and face retirement, and I know that now. So, I'm putting the chat down. If anyone is interested in seeing it, there's a chat called "CONNOR | McDavid AI" and it's only 7 messages total, but I was genuinely crying while making it. I hate the thought of retirement and the end of an era, I don’t know why I did this to myself lol. I worked, came back to work on it, and started crying again before even finishing the message. I had to stop myself from crying at work considering the thought of going full angst, so this is impacting me a lot lol.
>>142357111cope, they just signed jack "mother fucking" johnson
RN I am cooking a bunch of meals since i'm about to go fight that pusy gannondorf
>>142357150Dickgirls get excommunicated from the LDS
Utah Numales
>>142357398I wonder if you will become a laughing stock among friends because of this "cringe" expression.
>>1423549861:30 in the afternoon on a tuesday: brilliant move by gary. he knows that this is statistically the most like part of the workweek that people have open on their calendar.
At least we know that /hoc/ likes pussy.
hearing some rumors of gms kicking tires for a possible deal involving bulju
Smashville is totally gonna rock the playoffs next year with Stamkos I look forward to seeing them in the WCF
will they do ANYTHING?
>>142358509I to am a retard
>>142358771Maybe eat some cock
this thread is just retarded
>>142358883and gay
>>142358775>be hockey fan>"Wahhhh our team is gonna suck next year why can't I be happy?">versus>"We're gonna do better this year and we WILL win a playoff series!"I get being a delusional fan is laffs tier but Smashville is actually doing smart signings in the offseason and they took the Canucks to 6 who took the runner up Oilers to 7 so we're just going to be even better this year
>>142356165Its Mitchs Captaincy to loseIn Mitch we Trust.Not some fat Mexican who can only score against backup goalies in the playoffs or johnny retard who cant skate, cant score, cant Captain a team.
>>142356165Usual click bait media cycle in toronto
if the PWHL season started today, we would all be watching itinstead, they started when NHL teams were in the middle of playoff races and ran through the NHL playoffsthose dykes are fucking retarded
>>142358883>>142358913Just like my islanders
Guys I am announcing the /hoc/ Draft picksWith the first overall pick, I, Anon, select the New York Islanders to be my hockey team for 2024-2025 from New York, USA.
>blocks your path
>>142359228>Mom said it's MY turn to get the number 1 overall pick!
>>142358916Saros gets injured with 7 games left in the season. Out until November
>>142359068did they not learn from the WNBA? Or do they not want to compete with it over the summer?
>>142358008WFH chads and neets are eating well
>>142359441they're literally just that dumb
logan thompson's at the aces game KWAB go to washington faget
looks like Bedard's got some competition!
>>142359778>chicago blackrapes do some rapes>rewarded with a generational skilltwink>san jose childrapes do some childrapes>rewarded with a generational skilltwinkgive it to me straight, is the nhl a jewish child molestation innocence sacrifice scheme
>>142359826what the FUCK are you talking about?
>>142359934sorry i'm looking for canadian opinions only
>>142359826They’re not children, they’re legal teens
>>142359826
>>142359934newfag
>>142359826do you talk like this to your family? I doubt you have friends to talk to
>>142360197unironically yes how new are you really
Huomenta but opposite
>>142359778kid should no show training camp and refuse to sign the contract and sign elsewhere fuck san jose
ded thread ded sport ded swedes
>>142359988I wonder what Crosby did to him
Is anyone looking forward to the four nations face off tournament? Or is it going to flop
>>142360883afraid not
im upset florida won and it wasnt the solar bears
I bought cheap lapdesk from walmart for $15 it's a gamechanger
>>142360883torn between cheering for team canada and team finland
>>142360883I'm excited
yeah listening to Melvins
>over 20k people at the wnba game tonight
guys holy SHITUtah will be abbreviated as...UTA!I can't believe it
>>142361145should have been TAH so people could talk about going to see the 'tah play
>>142360883the players only actually care about the olympics really. 4 nations cup is a novelty it's gonna look like a beer league game gonna be a lot of pld level backchecks.
>>142361145UTH till the day I die
AND when they play BUF we can all laugh about how it will be BUF/UTAH matchup
>>142361197>players only actually care about an amateur tournamentmaybe on planet retard.
>>142361219newfag trying to fit in spotted
>>142361211* BUF/UTA
>>142361145>not UHC
>>142361244t. cuplet copling retard
>>142361257I was about to say that all of the abbreviations are the city/region name but VGK also incorporates it's team name so
>>142361219doing the whole opening ceremony shit and walking out with your country's athletes and seeing a nation get behind you meant a lot to them. go back and watch the way the americans got behind the 2002 usa team in salt lake and the vancouver olympic village. winning gold meant the world - gretzky only played in the 1998-99 season so he could have a chance to play in nagano
>>142361244retard
Could next thread be america's team edition (flames)
They should make it a six nations torunement and add russia and the Czechoslovakia
>>142361410Finally a good post
>>142361411>CzechoslovakiaI'd prefer if they added Switzerland instead, they can usually put up a good fight against the top dawgs
>>142361410
>>142361536you can tell this absolute Chad knows how to win drafts
>>142361462and I'd prefer it if you shut the hell up
>>142361536he must give a hellacious blowjob
Why don't they just use the olympic setup and have a fair tournament?
>>142361592don't ask questions you won't like the answer to
Who is the better captain Connor mcdavid or captain Keyes
>>142361612captain Barkov
>>142361612McDavid never resisted the Gravemind mindraping him for weeks and weeks sooo
why does gary refuse to bend the knee to the olympic jews? arent they part of the same minyan?
>>142353828lmao he is so weak. like a tall alien freak babby
>>142361629One of Russias best
trying that new free to play game "the first descendent" lads
>>142361679trying to beg ya to wonder if anyone asked
>>142361652nhl players will be participating in the next winter olympics
>>142361679really? How is it? I saw it this morning but didn't download it
new>>142361716>>142361716>>142361716
>>142361703too early to tell. from what i read online it pushes a lot of micro transactions. so far it seems like a third person destiny ripoff