Why is there not a thread edition
Projected standings as of Jul 3, 2024.
My Yankees suck :(
Mookie won't even play, might as well vote for the next most popular fella
Yesterday's scores:BOS 8 @ MIA 3CWS 6 @ CLE 7STL 7 @ PIT 4NYM 7 @ WSH 2CIN 5 @ NYY 4HOU 6 @ TOR 7SF 5 @ ATL 3DET 3 @ MIN 5PHI 6 @ CHC 4SD 0 @ TEX 7TB 5 @ KC 1MIL 4 @ COL 3LAA 5 @ OAK 7BAL 2 @ SEA 0AZ 5 @ LAD 6
Players of the Month
>>142367306>cubes>winning divisionis that possible
Pitchers of the Month
>>142368131They looked down and out at this time last year but ended up being the division favorites by early August until they collapsed horribly in September.I also expect the Brewers to regress. They're not really as good as their record indicates imo.
Rookies of The Month
This guy is a total asshole, I couldn’t be happier. I’m gonna call his show on Sunday and ask him about it
>>142368149>no skoobs since last yearit's ogre
Is it ok for a grown man to bring a glove to the game?https://youtu.be/oory71QpmRI
>>142368131cubs are on the come up
>thread baker didn’t title last thread /mlb/rip to that thread
>>142368131give those cubbie bears a chance
>>142368045>Harper back to backOhtani 's MVP is looking mighty attainable right now
>>142368150I was posting about this a couple weeks ago but the brewers postseason incompetence seems to fly under the radar for some reason.
>>142368399Didn’t Harper win the fan vote for NL All Star leader too? As long as he comes back quick from this hamstring injury it’s his trophy to lose
Mets
>>142368480It looks like it's more like the Marsh one, but since it's soft tissue they may play it safe and keep him out through the ASB
>>142368351kids over 8 should be mocked too
Relievers of the Month
>>142367306>85 wins gives you a good chance of making the playoffs nowso gay
>>142368692We had an 83 win ws champ when there was only 1 wildcard team
>>142367306Who’s projection?
>>142368750Abner Doubleday
>>142367306>Cubs win division (-32 r/d)>Giants win 85 (-27 r/d) >Mets under .500 (+15 r/d) >Brewers .500 (+75 r/d, 12 games ahead of Cubs)where do these (((projections))) come from
>my Stros lost yesterday when the Spaghetti got spilledit’s ok, we’ll get it back today with sweat god Blanco on the bump
>>142368755Kek
Basedinals are unstoppable.Dylan Cease sucks if the Rangers can score 6 runs.
>>142368764Probably Fangraphs but these projections were made at the start of the season.
When are the MLB playoffs again?
>>142368750>>142368764>>142369024They're my own projections. I did make them in March after all the major free agents signed, but I adjust them as the season goes on.Picrel is the original pre-season one.
>>142369056late September or October>>142369024so why did this guy say it was as of 7/3
>>142367306mein sidescubs will be lucky to finish .500
>>142369095Aight then I'll just watch Major instead.
>>142368705yeah but it was infrequent and you certainly didn't expect to get it. now you do. 85 wins gets you in every time in the weaker league
>>142369091I think your ongoing projections are too anchored to your original ones. I don't see any reason to think the Cubs or Giants are as good as you think they are.
>>142369144Pre-season expectations do still play a role in the final projections, but I think that's also the case with Fangraphs.
>>142369185Obviously, but the model has to assign an appropriate weight to the preseason rankings as more and more data comes in. And that weight should decline over time, to zero. We are halfway through the season. It would take something crazy for the Brewers to land at .500 and the Cubs to take over that division.
>Hunter Brown>8 straight QS>25 straight IP with only 1 ER on a solo shot>pitched 6 innings 2H 0ER on July 1st instead on June 30th so didn’t count>31IP - 1.16ERA - 36Ks - 0.94 WHIPJV junior got snubbed
>>142369091Hope the Rangers one is accurate.
>>142368131normally i'd say something like "you gotta believe in those baseball cubs" but i have zero faith in this listless, constipated team
>>142369382Come on man let the White Sox have obe for once
>>142367306>Astros>82 wins>currently .500 with no Tucker/Verlander/Garcia/McCullersThe assumption they will regress when they get those players back is insanity.
>>142369619>Verlander not gonna get to 140 IP Mets-chads flexing rn
>>142369505I mean I guess, but he’s not going to be on the white sox for very long though
>>142369635Yeah…. I’m worried he won’t so we can’t fleece the Mets for another year. If he doesn’t then he probably isn’t an Astro next season.
based estevez
>>142368045Who's trading for Garrett's Crochet? My guess is the Pirates.
>>142368678Charlie Sheen is in the majors again?
>>142369944I keep reading the Os are trying to get him. But who knows. Lord knows the Os need some more pitchers that don't suck.
>>142370058They don't seem too willing to trade prospects. It would take one of their top 3.
>>142367306>my Mariners 20 games over .500LMAOOOOOO
>>142367693Mets lookin like they’re gonna sweep the Walgreenses. Only 4 games behind the gayves. Life is good, baseball is fun.
When players go up to the plate, do they say hi or something to the pitcher and catcher? It'd be kind of weird if they exchange pleasantries, but it'd also be kind of weird if they don't.
>>142370305To the catcher and ump yes usually, to the pitcher no not really. Pitchers are autists and would probably try to hit you for waving hello at them lmao. Would be hilarious if someone did though.
ohtani's 27th HR caused permanent brain damage to that little kid
>>142370470
good morning great day for mets baseball
>>14237047027 is a cursed number for baseball (and music)
>>142370638Name six other 27 curses in baseball
Are Angels fans actually mad at Ohtani for leaving their team?
>>142370938You should have heard the boos on opening day when they showed his face on the jumbotron wew fucking ladI’m not personally mad he left but I’m mad he went to the fucking dodgers
>>142370625Many people are saying this, they tell me all the time, they say, “it’s a great day for Mets baseball,” and they’re right you know. They’re absolutely right.
>>142369619Verlander didn't exactly look great when he was pitching this year though.
>>142370938Of course they are. Retard fanbases alway stick with their evil scum owners against players that just leave because their agent told them to
>>142371011He was always going to the Dodgers. Would've gone there to begin with if the universal DH had existed in 2018.
No cubbies DAAAAAD GUMMIT
>>142371136I know thatThe only people that didn’t get the memo was everyone else. I was on the trade Ohtani train for 2 years because I knew he would leave since my anglels would not be able to fix anything in that timeframe.
>>142370470>welcome to the party pal!
>>142367306>cusb>jintsthe fuck? those teams are fucking trash
>>142371018Gay Grimace Mets are absolute asspounding the Atlanta Gayves this season
>>142371524
>>142371194The reds get one at GABP despite the fact that the most famous Reds fan (Winky) has gone on record talking about his hatred for the dead. God is real and he taunts me daily.
>>142371612This is the best b8 you could come up with?
My peepoodres finna get swept by the rags
>>142371524They were supposed to be good. I'll probably re-evaluate my projections to account more for first-half performance during the ASB.
>>142372019there is a much higher correlation between first half and second half than there is between pre-season projections and actual results. just fine tune your model bro.
My mettie jetties :)
Cubs!
>>142367306Cubs keep winning!!
Anyone else see the ASG jerseys? When will Nike die?
>>142367306Remember when
>>142372934Remember when the pirates were 9-2?
I feel bad for her
Dodgers!
>>142373242Gay ass team
>>142373242Do you know any other English words or is it only Dodgers amigo
Please fuck my ass
>>142372659Considering 90% of the city connects are shit this should surprise no one
>>142373242based team
DO NOT LOOK UP THE NL CENTRAL PAYROLLS WHAT EVER YOU DO!!!!!
>>142373393I'm saving myself for Cubspie sorry
>>142373042stop posting this sad lady
Just caught this guy trying to snatch two kids wtf
>>142373242There's no way tonight's game will be more based than last night's, right?
>>142373520that's dark man. you can be funny without having to stoop to that sinister shit. get a grip
>>142373520Gay ass team
>>142373242HOOCHIE MAMA!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1hZnjbJD__E
>>142373527probably not. last night's walkoff sent all of third world panama into an uncontrollable seething rage. pretty awesome.
Gape American Ball Park
doyers foohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x87j2ucsMSQ
Minute Maidsu Park~
/mlb/ is deadbaseball is deadmanfred killed baseball and that's a good thing
Baseball is booming.
I think the Yankees will win today.
>>142373548Shut up moralfag
>>142374710Live attendance is up 5% this year
>>142374758What started the ripple effects oomfie?
>>142375610Shohei is a big part of it.
>>142375715Reminder, if you're not AAPI you CANNOT wear this without cultural appropriation. Let's all do better and make baseball more welcoming to all
its uphttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xvSQFzE7n_8
>>142374758who is she (⊙_⊙)
>>142375715Dude came in 6th place in the fan vote. Adley Rutschman is more popular than that degenerate gambler
Ippei added the MGM Grand President to his body counthttps://x.com/LAmag/status/1807957514547507361
>>142375788Hey man rate my jersey coming in this month.
>>142370938Sure they are. Their ex left you for your next door neighbor, who has more talent, money, and friends than you. Everyone loves that they're together, and their union is plastered on every league media you see. I'd be in shambles.
>>142375960Hey man, you are in dire need of the superior version.
>>142367282Scooter Gennett hit for the home run cycle in the sweltering spring of '17
Gape em!
I didnt know Marlins DFAed Tim Anderson lol.
>>142376124he wasn't a student of the game
>>142376124We made fun of Jackie for a bit and moved on
>>142376076KWAB
>>142376156>khukwab
>>142376124He looked like ass in that series against Philly. I don’t think he gives a shit about baseball anymore >>142376150Ramirez won that one. Put him right on his ass. I love sports fights, I wish more guys would square up and swing like that instead of baseball fights where two crowds just stand around jawing
>Let’s check in on the WAR of Dipoto’s 4 most expensive offensive offseason additions-Mitch Haniger- ($16M) -0.8 WARJorge Polanco ($10.5M) -0.2 WARMitch Garver ($10.5M) 0.0 WARLuis Urias ($4.7M) -0.2 WAR>That is a combined $42.2M for NEGATIVE 1.2 WARKek redditiners kek
>>142376287Is that good?
>>142376395YesFor everyone that isn’t the mariners
>>142376287the redditiners have NEVER played in the world seriesthe redditiners have NEVER won a division title in any year beyond 2001the redditiners force their fans to EAT BUGS
>Mets playing four games against the walgreensals>tomorrows game starts at 8:00amWhat is this silly horseshit??
>>142376455Don't live on the Worst Coast
>>142376825
>>142376560 But it’s an 11am start EST which is also dumb. Just cause it’s the Fourth of July?
>>142376825>>142376850
>>142376825>>142376850>>142376869
Faggotiners!
>>142376825xDDDDDDD
>>142376868People will be grilling with friends and family during the day with baseball playing in the background
Oh my god I can't believe my mariners had a meme night fucking 13 years ago I'm so fucking embarrassed to root for this team I want to die
>>142376287Ian Happ has 1.5 WARMariners should unironically trade for him, he’d be their best hitter
>>142377008He'd regress drastically though, like all hitters when they get here
RED SOX FANS WHERE WE AT?
>>142377040The cubs hold everyone back
>>142377040Well he’d be the mariners 2nd best hitter by wReddit+ which adjusts for ball park methinks
>>142377043>old england
>>142377043They don’t have fans here when they suck
FAGGOT ENGLAND
>>142377043Oi you got a loicense for that yank rubbish on yer leg?
>>142376933I don’t get some of these. What’s the wild with the beard, the penguin, the walrus, the cat with the bat, and the crosswalk guy catching a pitch? Are these memes?
>>142377043
>>142376825>>142376889>>142376933Zoomers will try to convince you that this isn't based.
>>142377040Is there a lot of estrogen in the water in Seattle or something? It’s the commie sjw capital of the US too
>>142377194>zoomersEveryone in this thread is over 25 and will call you a faggot if you unironically think that is based
If someone gave you 10,000 dollars to beat up Patriotic Kenny and call him a faggot would you take it?
>>142377185Penguin was a stupid text meme, the cat is a cat that was the whole I can haz cheeseburger meme… a beard? Wtf you talking about?
I can haz ass fuck?
>>142377268This guy sounds like he enjoys mariner baseball
>it’s time for Mets baseball! Lead off Lindouble incoming! Let’s all watch…
>>142377268Based M's brah
>just you wait /mlb/…
Time to watch the metropolitans be mediocre the entire game only to post a 19 spot in the tenth.
go red sox!
>>142377361Post the correct hat!
bravesbros i aint feeling too good about this one
>>142377384upvoted
>>142377393Just believe in our Braves and Ted Turner
>>142377401ok ill try
>>142375874She fucks her dad.
>>142375788I'm Asian, and I loved all the Asian mommies and daughters at the game last night.
>>142377396Thanks, kind stranger!
>>142377262*wolf with the beard. Bottom left
>>142377478>and daughters
>>142376825This is so heckin based! Updoot!
>another loser pitcher starting for the yankees tonightI'm so tired of having nothing but bad pitching season after season
Yankees will win this baseball game.
>>142377303Ironically I'm more worried about the mariners right now than the mets
So far, Vlad Jr, Jose Altuve, Jose Ramierz and Gunnar Henderson are confirmed All Star Starers. Also, Judge, but you already knew that
FUCK YOU DIPOTO. FUCK YOU SERVAIS. DFA POLANCO NOW YOU COWARDS. STOP FUCKING INSERTING HIM IN THE LINEUPS.
>>142377528Thought that was doge but yea idk man. Idk the walrus either.
>>142377542Yes?
Game on and good luck Jays
>>142377613>brokeback asstros
>>142376825>>142376850>>142376869>>142376889Waow such BASED! Audibly squeed!Got my hater blockers on btw so NO TROLLING!!!
>>142376825>>142376850>>142376869>>142376889Everypony agrees this is waow such based waow!
giants desupraying the bottom 4 of the lineup isn't shit tonight and that hicks can cope with the heat
YA GOTTA LOVE WHITE TYRONE YA JUST GOTTA
Orioles!
>>142377393i believe in sale to keep >us in it, but i don't believe in the bats
TYRONE!
>>142377642>>142377658All this hate for one of the most loyal teams in baseball. Like nobody else had nights for in-jokes groups. It's giving seethe
>>142377694>>142377704That wytboi crazy
TREA TURNER OVERCAME A NEAR 30% VOTING ADVANTAGE TO START THE ALL-STAR GAME
>>142377722You never know what’s gonna set one of these goofballs off
>>142376869>>142376850>>142376825Cringe
>>142377788Your state is p good at rigging elections
strike three.
Tongue fucking Cubspie's bike spokes.
Jankees kek
>>142376825>>142376850>>142376869>>142376889Honestly cheeseburger night sounds pretty good. What's with the cat and faggots tho?
>>142377788You see him hit that ball out of the park last night?
>>142377862Mariners fans are all faggots you can’t get rid of them
>>142377865Yeah that was a thing of beauty
oh its another umpball game cool. gg giants
>>142377880They get rid of themselves usually a couple months into the season. Where did all those lifelong Mariner fans disappear to?
Based
Is JD Martinez still capable of fielding? He's gotta be better out there than Starling Marte out there.
>olshit
Texas you WILL trade Scherzer to Baltimore and you WILL be happy
>>142377929arent they all injured?
>>142368233Glad that Wyatt is turning it around since he came off the IL. AL ROTY is him vs. Luis Gil right?
>>142377245Cringe at the time but cool in retrospect because it evokes nostalgia of a time when the internet wasn't so fucking shit.
>>142377964Just Harper and he’s only on the 10 day IL with a minor strain
>WOOP score
>>142377975Phillies keep moving up, and not really to the right
VIENTGOAT
We demand to be taken seriously
Holy shit Mark Vientos
>>142377972>sweden defending itFurther proof that shit is fucking gay
>KwanMeme pick
>>142377995Even the Mets dogs looks Jewish
>>142378013>swedenit's denmark actually
>>142378013I don't think you remember how cringe 4chan itself was at the time. Still infinitely better than how overly serious and sterile pretty much the entire internet has become.
>middle of the 2nd>both pitchers have already thrown away 10+ balls to ask for new onesShitty baseballs in Toronto tonight apparently
>>142378048The options for jacking off were far fewer
>denmark couldn't look like an ohtani bandwagoner that he had to move to sweden when ohtani went to the dodgers
>>142378048I liked how in 2011 there were only like 100 full-time youtubers and half of them didn't even have basic video editing knowledge
>>142377972>>142378048If this fag thinks it's cool then it's got to be the gayest shit on earth!
>>142377975My Mets will be +1 sigma batting by the end of the week
Yadi saw the Cusbpie pic.
>>142377245i wouldn't say it's based but it's nostalgic for sure. It's shit from before i had my kid, in a past era. You can tell the guy who thinks it hurts is a fuckin loser who's never succeeded in any aspect in life.
>>142378048My Little Pony was massively popular here back then. Weird times really but at least every thread in every board didn’t inevitably turn into tankie vs nazi arguing.
>>142378075wtf I love yadi now
>>142378060>the flag went from red to blueI admire the commitment too bad he’s still a yuroshit
>>142378075delete this
>>142378075Don’t let the tardinalfags see this
>>142377982that's because 1/3 of the starters are hurt and they're big offensive pieces lol. Harper, Schwarber, and JT.
Jose Altuve will lead off the bottom of the 1st in Arlington in 2 weeks to a chorus of boos.
>kwan and rutschman in a starting lineup together for the first time since 2018Neat
>>142376825>>142376850>>142376869>>142376889As a successful wheelin'-n'-dealin' big shot at the top, also brony, I find this based, and audibly squee'd.
ALL STAR STARTERS>ALL STAR STARTERSALL STAR STARTERS>ALL STAR STARTERS>ALC: Adley Rutschman (BAL)1B: Vladimir Guerrero Jr (TOR)2B: Jose Altuve (HOU) 3B: Jose Ramirez (CLE)SS: Gunnar Henderson (BAL)OF: Aaron Judge (NYY)OF: Juan Soto (NYY)OF: Steven Kwan (CLE)DH: Yordan Alvarez (HOU)>NLC: William Contreras (MIL)1B: Bryce Harper (PHI)2B: Ketel Marte (ARI)3B: Alec Bohm (PHI)SS: Trea Turner (PHI)OF: Jurickson Profar (SDP)OF: Fernando Tatis JR (SDP)OF: Christian Yelich (MIL)DH: Shohei Ohtani (LAD)
>>142378078western culture took a good plunge off the cliff with social media, the early memes are cute but also the beginning of the problem
>>142378075
>>142378120All shit except based Jram
philly bros... they're going after The King>Phillies radio host Howard Eskin suspended after 'unwelcome kiss'>Philadelphia sports radio host Howard Eskin has been suspended from Phillies home games for the rest of the season after investigations by his employer showed he kissed a worker for Citizens Bank Park's food service provider without consent.>Audacy, the parent company for Philadelphia's SportsRadio 94WIP, said in a statement it learned of the "unwelcome kiss" of the Aramark employee by Eskin and "immediately investigated," The Philadelphia Inquirer reported Tuesday.https://www.espn.com/mlb/story/_/id/40489493/phillies-radio-host-howard-eskin-suspended-unwelcome-kissso far he's just suspended "from Citizens Bank Park".
>>142378135False. He's also banned from all 76ers games/practices
>>142377563Is Judge a good center field?
Early internet was fucking cringy full of people who took it personallyThose nostalgic for that era are cringy themselves
>>142378135He’s done
>>142378118addressed every problem but the elephant in the room. You still haven't succeeded at the most basic goal life hands a male have you? lol.
>>142378120if Stott wasn't slumping so much there'd be an all Phillies All Star infield lol>>142378140because they don't like him or because of this?
>>14237815076ers banned Eskin on the back of the Phillies allegations. But they probably had pent up resentment over his process opinions
>philly bros... they're going after The King
>>142378148I'll get straight to the point. You can't inspect my ballsack. I refuse! I know your game.
>>142378168shut up you DOPE >>142378165iggles better not do that shit too
>>142378186He’s fucking cooked m8
WMAF couple in the front row at the Mets Nationals game btw
>>142378120>Have 6 All Stars in a division rival ballpark last year>Win World Series>Host next All Star Game>Have no starters for your All Star Game
>>142378075I don’t get it
>>142378191hell yeah
>>142378189he's fine, "unwanted kiss" was probably on the cheek or something and the bitch thought she could get money out of it
>>142378186>sports radio fagngmi
>>142378144early internet had way fewer people and practically all non-Americans were smarter and more well educated in general than now. I miss have novel the feeling of talking with strangers used to be.
>>142378135He’s an asshole anyway. All he cares about is The Eagles and they didn’t ban him from anything so he’ll be fine. I’m gonna call in on Saturday and ask him about it and see how fast I get hung up on. He is such a whiny little bitch
>>142378243lmfao I hope you do, although it's a holiday weekend so idk if he'll do his morning showI like him as a host though, he calls out the gay shit these teams and players do >>142378231>t. nitwit
LINDOOOORRRRA SWING AND A DRRRIIIIIVE
>>142378165He despises the sixers. I’ve never heard him say a kind word about the team, Joel Embiid, the owner, or the GM. Everything they do he criticizes it brutally no matter what it is. I’m sure when the sixers saw this opportunity they just happily jumped on it.
seriously, when do we start investigating the mest for cheating?
>>142378213>he's fineDoing this shit in the post me too era he is absolutely not fine
>3 home runs today
>>142378286>the coping has begun
>>142378289>post me too eraif it happened IN the me too hysteria he still wouldn't have a job, now he'll be fine
>>142378269>defending a 70 year old creepy sportsradio fag who has no gameLmfao I honestly didn’t think the philthy phaggies could sink any lower
CJ Abrams not even being a finalist is nuts
>>142378236Only dorks and children of dorks had Internet for a long time so it was a dorky place. Cheezburger night was just a gyre of Internet culture at the time, which was 100% dork shit. See the dorks there?Smartphones were the shift.
>>142378191nothing more beautiful
Yordonnnnnnn
>>142378269I like his show too and at least he isn’t a sycophant “company man” type who just cheers every decision on by the local pro sports organizations, but he’s also just such a nasty little prick. It bugs me when some out of shape dork who gets paid to talk about sports gets up their own ass and thinks theyre more important than they really are. Nothing makes me happier than finding old sports radio hosts who got fired on YouTube with channels that get 40 views per episode
AL >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> NL
>>142378310his son was program director for the NYC radio station lmfao, and howard is still the best host on WIP
ESPN is desperately trying to force the NL to start Paul Skenes. They REALLY don't want Ranger Suarez or Cristopher Sanchez to start
>>142378356But both are shit.
>my fucking favorite sports radio tard should be allowed to molest the minimum wage workers at the ballpark because he just should OK?!?Gonna enjoy the Phillies collapse even more this year.
>>142378365they just want the zoomer audience because of his gf>>142378370didn't think talking about Howard Eskin would trigger someone here so much lmfao, did he tell you to fuck off?
>>142378365I hate sports media, they just want the flashy, exciting, young guy to take centerstage for everything instead of letting their play do the talking.
Goddamn it that was close to a grand salami
>>142378356I can't tell if texas is doing this on purpose or if it's a humiliation ritual put on by the mlb for them shunning fag festivities. I'm pretty sure they're being forced to wear the dress by head rat in charge.
>>142378356woof
>>142378346>he’s also just such a nasty little prickthat's kinda why I like him lol>>142378356>>142378391wait this is actually the uniforms? I thought that was just a trans flag type meme
We need cubs
>>142378402nope, your favorite player on all star day will be proudly displaying their trans pride.
>>142378356They both look like shit
time for phillies baybawl
CUBS
cubbeh
>>142378375Lmao you’re crying about the downfall of some literal who nobody radio (top kek) host >y-y-you’re so triggered right now
>>142378428oh then it's definitely a troll on the rangers not having a pride night manfred is such a bitch
Cub cub cub cub cub cub cub cubCub cub cub CUB cub CUUUUB
>>142378273slut
ITFCB
>>142378351tfw no baseball gf ;_;
Di....did Grimace really cause this whole thing? Braves bros, I don't feel so good
>>142378455Why are mets fans like this?
>>142378455he's broadcasted the most sports radio shows in US radio history
Kikuchi is going to ruin Gausman buble gum bobble head night.Never trust an asian.
>>142378492that just means he's been in power for too fucking long, should have died a long ass time ago.
this mets fan is kind of a faggot desu
>>142378503he's part of sports radio history, you're just mad
>>142378356only fags care about the ASG, let alone the uniforms in it.
sit the F... sit the FUCK d-... ugh...
Pulling out and blasting all over Cubspie's back.
>>142378533Caring about the right for home field advantage in the World Series is for fags?
>>142378501He’s been dotting up the edges and throwing 97. Our guys, other than the usual suspects, can’t seem to hit him. I’d day you are fine for now.
322...
>>142378551what the fuck?
>>142378563it doesn't determine home field advantage in the WS anymore
Rule #1) Only hou-chad gets to make the new threadRule #2) Edition in the subject line, capital letters onlyRule #3) Latest news that no one will read
>being this mad that his employers corroborated this minimum wage employees story and did the bare minimum, because you haven’t touched a woman in years. >Going this hard for a sports radio “personality” aka boomer tard wrangler.Pathetic.
>>142378563Retard
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CwdrtwZiQ9E
>>142378551>wanting to fuck a guykek
so is Rojas going to stay up when Harper, JT, and Schwarber come back?
>>142378582Oh houhou, yaw gawjus tonight!
>>142378571anytime kuchi goes more than 5 innings he starts throwing pitches right down the middle for home runs.
>>142378632>>142378614>>142378582>>142378656houspie is in the thread
>>142378667You mean asspie
>my sweat god Blanco has already gone through 3 shirts this gameHe is a very sweaty boy
>>142378642I'm female sooo
>>142378667This guy fucks
>>142378679Shut up faggot
The tits on the hot Asian behind the backstop at the Mets/Nats game tho. Tight blue tank top, 4 or so rows back. Anyone have a HD pic? All I have is a grainy screenshot.
Okay, one batter too many for Scott.
>stankeesBest offensive lineup they said
>houspie in threadyou love to see it
>>142378591What's wrong with that?
>>142378690What?
>>142378712
double play!
trashtro renaissance
>put all righties against a lefty>forget most of those replacements sucksheeeeit
Trade for Vladdy, sign Soto, get a third baseman, a catcher and a bullpen.
>>142378734….
Houspie Rides Again...
>Houspie in the thread!
>you now remember houspie
ERG will not ruin my threads
is /mlb/ the most autistic general on this board?
>>142378776ERG isn't real
>>142378785proudly
when you see it...
>>142378794>based win
>>142378785>most autistic sport>most autistic generalchecks out
>>142378785Now that you're here probably
>>142378794you've never stuck me as being autistic
>>142378804lel
>Grae KessingerJoe Espada’s obsession with >muh RHH vs LHP is going to kill this team
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=spvTDML8JzE
>>142378797can you give me a hint
>>142378823then you need to get your tismdar adjusted friend
>>142378837it is actually in there, I just don't remember.
>>142378829
>>142378785It’s newfag repellent tbqh
>Scott gives up 3 run Jack before handing the game to the pen with a 1 run leadMetsbros… I don’t feel so good.
>>142378785You have to have a high IQ to understand and appreciate baseball, so most likely
>>142378694I am interested in this as well.
>>142378861you stole that pic from the cubs and you know it
>umpillies
damn wheeler got bloop'd
>>142378868Only know about the cubes sorry
>>142378844You seem to grasp the nuance of some times of humor less literally than some other more obvious autists around here.
WHAT!!!! WHAT!!!!! BALL DONT LIE!!!! BLOW IT OUT CLITTY!!!! LITTLE CLITTY UMP!’!!! DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE
PCA!
Reminder: the Rags tried to bribe their fans to vote Marcus Semen into the All-star game but still couldn’t beat Altuve. They don’t have a single starter in their own ballpark.
>>142378886i've been on one board or another since 2006, i better be able to read tone by now
>>142378888>digits>topic is currently autism on the gennyKek
Winkys first post (using his trip) was in 2017. It was a picture of Amir Garrett :D
>>142378920we dont use redditjaks around here, partner.
>>142376124DOWN GOES ANDERSON
>>142378920I got so triggered last night that I forgot to make a game thread so I’m in here (and I’m cursed and trying to change the cood
>>142378890why is he waving the surrender flag?
>>142378867This is all I can get right now unfortunately. Her tits were almost hanging out earlier in the inning but I couldn't get it. I didn't even notice the chick in the white dress til now
>Braves will likely send three of Lopez/Sale/Fried/Iglesias>Nationals might send Kyle Finnegan over CJ Abrams due to potential SS Logjam>Marlins almost certainly sending Tanner Scott>Cardinals likely sending Ryan Helsley, if not him AND Sonny Gray>Pirates almost certainly sending Paul Skenes>Cubs likely sending Javier Assad or Shota Imemeaga>Giants could send Logan Webb or Jordan Hicks>Rockies might send Cal Quantril over Ryan McMahon>Dodgers sending Glasnow for sure, and possibly someone like Stone/Phillips>Padres will probably send Robert Suarez>Brewers could send Trevor MegillThere's a real chance that the Phillies only send 2 all-star pitchers despite having 3 starters with sub 3 ERAs and two relievers with sub 1.5 ERAs, simply due to the nature of pity All-Stars. Now I'm not saying all 5 should make it, Hoffman and Strahm likely were always missing it. But Suarez/Sanchez/Wheeler should all be in the game
>>142378929>sorry chief
nazi frog em
>>142378923thread OP in question!
sit the FUCK down!!!
>>142378966lmao was it really?
>>142378948It will likely be Wheeler (name recognition) and Suarez (having the more hyped year), but Sanchez lately has been amazing and deserves the recognition. Glad he got pitcher of the month, he's worked his ass of to get better. AlsoM A R C H A N ARCHAN
New year, same ole Bush league Phillies. Hit him in the mouth next time
>>142378904If you say so. I find that pretty unusual given some short response times I've seen you have to some posts with more subtle humor. The few autists I've known irl struggle with those sorts of things and seem to look for social cues from other people to respond more "appropriately".
>>142378974>he doesn't remember moYes. desu I miss soler constantly calling it out as a falseflag.
YORDONGTHREE NIGHTS IN A ROW IN TORONTO
>>142378975I think the Phillies deserve 3 over the Braves, though I would not be upset if both teams had 3 pitchers in. It would be funny if basically half the pitchers were Phillies/Braves/Dodgers though
have a little feel for the game philthy. Marchan shouldn't leave the city alive...
>>142378966mo'Lester MINDFUCKED /mlb/
>>142378966sup mo
Vladdy gets to be an all-star, what a sick joke
>>142378990oh i'll never forget mo
>>142378966Do all cubes fags really?
>>142378990I think soler might still post here. He came back and was like “does anyone remember me” and i just ignored his sorry ass because he posted with a lot of venom
>>142379010Future Cub Vladdy gets to be an All-Star
>>142379034You don’t like Busch :/
Yordan is fucking killing balls tonight
>>142379048He must be filled to the brim with white cum, it’s his “secret sauce”
>>142379019based newfag
>>142379059go braves!
>>142379021based new mets fag bro...
>>142379010He’s crushing the ball lately desu. Prob the best bat on the market at the deadline with his contract too. He’s slashing .281/.357/.488 currently.
>>142379059No, Semen plays for the Rags
>>142379072meant for >>142379019
Never seen someone with such an explosive swing hit for so little slug (nico Hoerner)he has a chad square jaw. he should be better
I genuinely do not think the Yankees will make the playoffs this year. Without significant, bold trades from Cashman they will continue to flop.
>another extra inning gameplease no
>twinks>tloses>grand salami'd by our platooning catcher>THEN back to back home runs>tpoos
sanfagsisters...
>>142379112>If Cashman’s employer lets him
holy shit this faggot is giving wheeler everything YOU GOTTA GIVE US A FAIR SHOT
>>142379039He’s good but com’n, it’s Vladdy
>>142379021I don't remember him being much worse than most trips at the time desu. Most of his anger was directed at pissboi towards the end and pissboi absolutely deserved it, that's why the genny constantly dogpiled him.
>>142379112Inshallah
>Mets bullpen
>>142379001Why are cubs fans like this?
>>142379080he is hitting smarter this year, but only had 5 homers entering June
>>142379155it was DG
>God dammit that was a good pitch too
Wanny is back MF. The team goes where Manny goes.
>Maldy HRKEK INJUNS KEKhe was mad about the allstar snub
>>142378942I can unfortunately tell even from that image that she's not attractive. Thank you for your effort to share, however.
>>142379167Who the fuck is DG
>>142379189>INJUNSit's guardians bro...
>>142379139Oh hes 100% better but Busch is a rookie, would you wanna get rid of him? Or have Vladdy DH? I just feel like out of all the cubs position players, 1B is the least pressing position for an upgrade. I think the typical 1B slug will start to come for Busch eventually.Do you mean in FA or trade? Cuz if you mean FA I’m 100% on board
>call Austin Riley out at first when he beat it by 2 steps>overturn Riley being safe at homewow umps really hate him
>>142379195newfag sistas,,,
the only good thing about Dansby Swanson is that his black wife is really cute
>>142379197I’m a raging racist so I’m going to call them injuns
Riley was safe
>>142378694here ya go
>>142379226bros... LOOK BOOBSTHOSE ARE BOOBS
>>142379195Daddy Greinke, a dodgers trip fag, prob the worst trip fag>>142379141He would get into arguments in gamethreads , made me not wanna post in them lol but I was young n a pussy
My goat is on the mound
>>142379222Not cool dude
>>142379249My bad injunbro, I didn’t mean it…
>>142379223umps are clearly protesting about being replaced at this point.
imagine getting smoked at home by the White Sox
>>142379240>He would get into arguments in gamethreadsThere were a dozen trips at the time doing the same thing. There are only a few trips I remember as cancerous faggots though and he's not one of them
kek blow gays
>>142379283Ok well that was my experience OK?
>>142379300My bad. That's honestly on me.
>>142379205Maybe you’re right.
UMP DED IN HOU/TOR GAME
If my Yankers score more runs by the end of the game, they will win this ball game against the resd.
>>142379320Idk, I do know Jed has his work cut out for him. I honestly have no idea what he’ll do at the deadline
COME THE FUCK ON FUCK THESE COCKSUCKERS UP, CUBBIES!
>>142379329Again???
FAGGOTdelphia!
Zack Queerler
>based TuveAstros retake the lead
>>142379340Probably sell. I don’t know what the point is in bringing is Counsell, giving him the most money of any manager, and giving him this crap roster. We pretty much have to get Vladdy.
reckERG
>>142379372>Vladdycubs need a proper 3rd baseman and a catcher. why the FUCK would they go after vlad?
>>142379372Oh yeah I think sell to, but like who ya know? Gonna be weird
fucking giants are going to come back because of a bullshit overturn.
>>142379329>webm?
>>142379329good
>staying up this late last night>staying up this late tonight>its repeating Cursed
>morel sigh sob kek ugh
>>142379401Because it’s Vlad the Lad.
>>142379412on mobile so no can do
>POODRES
>>142367282the superior mascot
>>142379417How did you become a Braves/baseball fan in Portugal?
>>142379417grandma status?
Fagsby "it's only july" faggotson...
>this fucking bullpen
>Yordan gets intentionally walkedAstros up 5-2
>>142379401Moises Ballesteros is the Cubs catcher prospect in AAAcubs also have Matt Shaw, a top 30 prospect, that'll play 3B
crow-armstrong is just taking what wheeler is giving him
PCA AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>"You think it can't get any worse and it has."
The Brew Crew is too good this year and it's boring
BASED PCA!!! ZOOM ZOOM>>142379462>Since 2006, here's the full list of guys who have gone (minimum 50 PAs):Age 20 and under. Sub-20% K%. 140+ wRC+
>intentional walk>1 pitch 2RBI base hit>back to back HBP>gets taken outThis dude just faced 4 batters, gave up 4 bases, but only pitched 3 pitches. Holy shit
>>142379485that's baybawl
>>142379467why does he insistently keep waving that surrender flag??
>giants defenselol actually
another night, another Forrest Wall bunting causing good things to happen
>>142379513bunts are based
>>142379442I'm grandma bro from years past. Im on my honeymoon and a time zone won't stop me. Also my wife knows who I am >>142379445She passed last year. A day or 2 after I posted a couple screening of the best year of my life. I miss her dearly but im happy she doesnt have to see this offense
>>142379516shame he fucked up the steal attempt so bad
come on duvall you gotta run home there...
>>142379518>Im on my honeymoon>watching baybawl and on /mlb/a real one, even if you are a barfiedoodoos fan
>>142379512hehe
Duvall is an absolutely must dfa
>>142379462Even less of a reason to go after Vlad.
metbros we are getting asspounded.....gah...........
>>142379536yeah fuck me kek
AHHHH WE NEED A NEW
if a pitchcom fails a second time you shouldn't be allowed to use it anymore
>>142379573>>142379573>>142379573new
>>142379542See you next week posting from Spain, amigo.
>>142379542he'd be perfectly fine if he was doing what he was meant to be doing, hitting off the bench against left handers
>>142379577>>142379542Was for you woops
i thought vlad was bad with how much you guys make fun of him. now i find out hes an all star?
>>142367306My pirates ):
