doyers
I think it's time to move on from Pache. No reason to keep him up just because he's out of options. Just trade him for a reliever.
Daily breeding sessions with Cubspie.
>>142379573first round exits
Mazur? more like Manure!!amirite poodrebros?
This bitch deleted her account because other twitter trannies found her and dogpiled her. Goddamn it, I wanted to see how far she would go.
>>142379601I fucking wish.
>Mets!are losing>that's baybaw ain't it
>dropped third strike >GIDP walgreens moment
minterbros we are so fucking back
>only player that can do something against Wheeler is Crow-Armstrong>only player that can do something against Imanaga is Marchanbaseball is a funny game
>>142379573>editionwe don't do that here anymore
>>142379621>gets hit by a comebacker on the very first at batthanks god he looks okay
>>142379587You're right, he would be fine if he was playing well but he isn't. He fucking stinks. He's not a + glove and he ain't doing squat at the plate. I thought when acuna went down how fortunate we were to have a vet. But stuck with duvall, wall, it feels bad. Especially when the bats make us win by 1 and 2
>>142379661that honestly looks kind of bad. he'll probably be day to day now. tragic honestly.
>Fraudians
My Stros are winning in the 8th
gg gnats, you fought hard for that one and won.
Angels
>>142379714has there been any update on Trout? did he die?
manfred's restrictions on the mets bullpen results in another win being stolen
Doyers soon.
>>142379719last I read was a while ago but he was due back early august. idk that was maybe a month ago.
>>142379727>oyakodonbased
>>142379701I just realized that even though last year's teams were identical positionally, that's not always the case
>>142379706shut up bitch lmao
>>142379701Nohtani?
>>142379742those are reserves, ohtani is the starting DH
it's like everyone in the bullpen forgot how to throw a baseball correctly
>>142379683I'm not disagreeing we need an everyday outfielder bad, just that Duvall would be fine going back to the first guy off the bench, dont need to dfa him
hustle double belli!
>tardinals
>>142379739kinda gay of you but I will enjoy winning the series tomorrow :]
>>142379781lol stfu bitch :))))
>>142379748Ah I missed that in scanning. This makes a lot more sense lol
>>142379719He hasn't started exercising yet, he's still in pain. No idea when he's coming back.
recker MINDFUCKED manoah
>>142379805FUCK recker and FUCK you, asshole!!!! you big idiot!!!!
>SO>RBI double>HR>intentional walk>RBI doubleYou’re AL starting DH
Trea is just swinging away ffs
>>142379805‘nuff said!
>>142379790>>142379781>>142379739>>142379706BTFO
>>142379805Biggest mindfuck since merkle's boner
why can't our starters just throw 200 pitches and do complete games every game? soft ass league....
webm of Snit getting hit in the dick?
oh shit Trea actually ran
>>142379825Your>Auto-correct moment
If the Braves pick up a starter before the deadline, they're taking the NL. Screencap this.
Gay Turner
can't they build a box for the tarp? that shit is dangerous ffs
>>142379841
>>142379847this dude trying to look at dicks
B O H M E ROHMER
YA GOTTA BE FUCKIN ME!!!??!!!!!!!FUCKIN ASSHOLE COCKSUCKER!!!
ALL-STAR STARTER ALEC BOHM
what a fucking joke
>>142379845Idk man. Kikuchi started giving up hard line outs before they took him out. You sure you wanted to keep him in?
>trea actually runs to 1st>scores on a HRthanks trea
MLB should outlaw protective cups
>>142379884has that motherfucker touched home plate yet?
>>142379733so many Japanese mommies and daughers last night
kek idk why sosa keeps losing his bat like that, first time it's gotten stuck though LOL
>>142379909>me and cubspie
Is there anything more pathetic than an infield hit? Have some dignity
>>142379889take it easy, elliott smith
Yankees haven't won a series in three weeks.
I genuinely didn't know Swanson was playing until that play>batting 7thdamn is it that bad?
>>142379926However bad you think it is, it’s worse. He should be batting 8th
>>142379573WOW TWO (2) GAY ASS TEAMS
>>142379917this is insane
>>142379938>batting average .212>OBP .287damn
>>142379765I'm sick of seeing Wall bunt and pretend we are happy with the movement. Same at short
resd :3
Thomson can't over extend Wheeler. 87 pitches in the 6th, either he gets a 1-2-3 inning or he should be out after the 1st batter reaches if the next batter is a lefty.
THHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEE.....
This was supposed to be the summer of Jankees…
>>142379925And who gives a crap? Instead of bragging 27 rings, the Stinkees deserve 27 years of misery until their fanbase can finally shut the fuck up talking about the past
STANKEES
>>142379959Cubs fans are hoping he’s playing thru an injury
>mlb flashback>jackson holliday homerun from april of this yearI fucking hate mlb, he's not even currently a major league baseball player lmao
ohtani was aiming at that kid's head
We'll get 'em tomorrow, Giantbros.
gg barves
>>142379912japs are ugly, it's all about koreans
Braves pitching overcoming it's RISP woes
>>142380035damn that's pretty good accuracy
This Yankees team is fucking pathetic. They're more pathetic than your team.
>>142380050The bullpen is. I'll fucking take it, anyway.
Happy to see a win. Insanely fuckin sleepy. Unimpressed by the bats again though frankly. Night bros
>>142379925>lose to O’sEh can’t win them all>lose to DoyersFrustrating but ok>lose to Red SoxHuh?>swept by MetsYankeebros…>lose to RedsAYO HOL UP
pipe down everyone, it's almost Ohtani time!
REDS GONNA RED
>>142380048Fuck KoreaHail JapanHirohito did nothing wrong
good shit wheeler
>>142380076kys homo
>>142380077c h e c k e d
>>142380048>the nation of plastic surgery samefaceGrim
>>142380078>based
>>142380076who
nice try PCA….good at bats against one of the best pitchers in the league.
philthies gonna gape ya
>>142380076Thanks for the reminder
I just started watching baseball ~2 years ago, so someone explain this to me: when I listened to a couple podcasts/watched a Fox broadcast of the Cubs, I seem to get the impression that people think Morel is some future superstar but every time I see him play, he sucks. Do the podcasters/broadcasters not know what they’re talking about and he’s just kind of acquired this reputation and, if so, what can we get for him in a trade?
Adames got ejected for saying "that's 2 now." Umpchads I kneel
>>142380058No they aren't.
>>142380150cubs fans are the most delusional fanbasethey think every homegrown player is the next ernie banks
lmao elly just interviewed diaz in english
ASTROS WIN 9-2ggs JaysYordan is a very good ballplayer. See you tomorrow afternoon.>Framber on the bumpPrepare the tard fit alarm
>Bo gets hit on the hands but while swinging so he's outgod I hate that rule so fucking much
vladdy might not be a blue jay by the all star break
>>142380090kys
>>142380150gay louis falseflag
>>142380189please excuse our>$10mil a year relief pitcherHe’s kinda shit
god damn Kirsten is fine
>>142380223who?
Dodger ace Gavin Stone on the mound tonight.
>>142380231Kirsten Watson, the team reporter for the Dodgers
Will Juan Soto be a Yankee by the beginning of next season?
>>142380231kirsten
Andrew Abbott looks like every pitcher in the 1990s looked.
>>142380231fine is a bit much but she's very doable
Attaboy Busch!!!!!! BRING HIM HOME BELLI
2 out hit, honestly doesn't even matter since they won't move the runner over anyways!
sic em belli
god damn Cubspie is fine
fucking hell strahm
daniel...
doyers vs dbacks>>142380277>>142380277>>142380277
BELLI SLAP!!!!!!!
>>142380254oh very nice
BELLI SLAP!!
2 of the 3 cubs runs were because of bloops
WHAT THE FUCKIN BAKA WAS THAT
>>142380090they look differentface to me
The Marlins are so goddamn miserable to watch year after year after year
>>142380204Vladdy to the Bronx, happening?
>>142380274Post the pic
well the phillies two only real hitters just hit singles, this should be fun
fucking thank you sosa
Amaya you are a faggot
WHY THE FUCK IS AMAYA ON THIS TEAM GET THIS LAZY **** NO GOOD **** OFF THE GOD DAMN TEAMTHIS TEAM IS TORTURE
>here's your Red Sox bro... they beated the Yankees
>>142380313>glasses make it differentfaceThe absolute state
mookie in the booth
phils gonna squeak ya
how do i learn to slide so cool like trea and how do i apply it to everyday situations
oh shit whit did something!
>>142380424kek dookie
Just escaped a shooting at the mall, unironically. Time to watch Mariners baseball lol
is marsh hurt? why is pache still in?
If counsell doesn’t pull Amaya for the 9th inning he’s a fucking gutless pussyHOW MANY TIMES ARE WE GOING TO LET THIS FAGGOT LOSE US GAMES WITH HIS GLOVE
>>142380467kek what
>>142380434lots of practice transitioning to different rooms in the house. gradually work your way up to the pop up slide in front of the fridge.
How bout dem KWABie Bears
>>142380467a "mass shooter" or a "cultural display"?
i miss harper
Take a shot every time Cubspie spams the thread after his team loses a game.
>>142380485>>142380495You already know. Was at the mall with my wife and some group of teens pulled a gun and what I hear is a 14 y/o girl died. We were on the other side of the mall and gtfo. Not much info yet. https://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/17515
>>142380509i miss schwarbowski
>>142380512>his
>>142380515Also lets go mariners.
>>142380512Real classy.
>>142380515ah, a cultural display. glad you made it out safely but remember it's their culture
my boy stone at 26 pitches..........
why would you challenge that when the batter even didn't think so?
>t___s
>>142380551Craig moment
>>142380523praise be turner is filling the shoes
>>142379573My pirates (:
>>142380423would wouldn't would wouldn't wouldwould would would would wouldwould would would would wouldwould would would wouldn't would
It's Shotime
>>142380555>tripsUnlucky for the tloses
>>142380564More like Choketime and better lose tonight. I hate meme scripts.
god everytime ohtani hits the ball it's music to the earsCRACK
>>142380560turner as a leadoff dh who can actually run with clemens as a starting infielder would be such an improvement over this memelord
>>142380574Do you actually support a team or are you just here to shit on everything
>>142380578without Schwarber, I always forget to check who is actually DHing lol. I didn't realize Turner was DHing for a few innings
>>142380591>turd worlder>here to shitwhat do you think?
Morel can’t hit a fastball. Why do you keep playing him, you’re only fucking him up more
>>142380591I just hate LA. That's why I am here.
>another two out baserunnerfor fucks sake
Why does Trout continue to stay with the Angels? There's loyalty, and then there's just doing what's right for yourself.
>>142380607Based
>>142380631At this point, no one is going to trade for him and the angels aren't going to accept an offer someone would give them because it'd be so low. he's basically stuck there now
>>142380607>I just hate LAjoin the club
yawn
Fagsby takes a FB right down the middle,,, then chases on a off speed pitch a foot off the plate yikers
>>142380604>>142380607Both of these are fair
>PCA actually does something>Cubs still loseThis is gonna be a long rebuild.
kek this dbag rookie is getting LIT UP
ONION RING HATERS APOLOGIZE
>>142380607But what do you think about dem cubbies?
fagsby nice AB there!
>>142380607Are you a jints fan or do you hate California in general
>>142380671I've been an Orion fan after his first appearance last year, his meme sweeper is fucking wild. And this year he's been throwing his fastball (which is 97-99 mph) much more and it keeps hitters much more off balance.
FUCK POLANCOthat is all>sims blows another callChrist
>>142380672Used to root the Cubs but that was eight years ago. Their irrelevancy leads to another 100 year drought from winning a World Series so they're dead to me.
>named Little>is a big guywho writes this shit?
>>142380701>Used to root the Cubs but that was eight years ago>2016So basically you were a bandwagoner that hopped off immediately after
>>142380688yes
la is an absolute shithole
I don’t give a fuck about fagsby’s defense
>>142380731narcissism is at an all time high
>>142380607based
>>142380736but muh drs! it's clearly worth $170m
>>142380731eatcoastfag here, when i went to LA on business recently it actually wasn't that bad. i would never live there anyway.
>phillies radio guy suspended for kissing a hot dog vendorkek
>>142380780Howard Eskin is a living legend
cocks... gay sex... berds baseball...
>>142380750So annoying
>>142380731fuckin sluts
>Pinch hitting the guy who had two doubles tonightI’m sorry how much does this manager get paid again?
>>142380786more like howard kiss men kwab
I still think Alvarado needs a 3rd pitch
>>142380805so you're saying you can make better game time decisions?
I guess my Brewers will make the PlayoffsShould I get my hopes high for the "World" Series?
Who is this guy trying to rizz the girls on cubs stream?
Don’t know why you’re pinch hitting for PCA down 2 runs. I’m trying to keep an open mind on Counsell but Jesus Christ…
attaboy counsell!
>>142380823Yeah I’d leave in the one guy who hasn’t sucked today.
>>142380829something something frfr no cap
Fake rally time!
I don't think the Phillies have a single 1-2-3 inning tonight
>>142380697listen to rissz on the radio broadcast duh
>>142380852we won't even get that
>>142380859
>>142380251he kinda does
BBBRRROOOHHHEEEAARRRNNN!
>>142380862I don't think I'm going to stick around for another embarrassing loss, the team isn't serious and hasn't been for weeks.
>>142380859Best I can do is 1-2-2.5-3
Orioles!
gg phillies cya tmrw happy 4th everyone
FUCK YEA PHILLIESgg cubs, a good pitchers duel turned into a bit of a shitshow
The cubs have the curse of the Schwarbinowe deserve this for letting him walk
cubs won that game
cubs lost? KEK
Anal sex with cubs fans in maid outfits is not gay it just isn't.
>mariners broadcast coping about julio's fly out crying about the wind
>>142379573Phew! That one was too close for comfort. GG Cubs
>>142379591>>142379917>>142380274>>142380350>>142380512>>142380924>>142380946>>142380965Post that Cubbie Maid!
>>142380828No, but enjoy the ride and cold beers along the way
>>142380965>anal sex with women is gay
>ohtani got struck out by an AAA rookie
I’m impressed with my Phillies. Cubs are a good team and we’re down Harper and Kyle and JT and facing a great pitcher like imanaga and we still found a way to win. Gg cubbies
>>142380988>cubspie >women????
>>142380984Will do
>>142380913Not just him. Bryant and Rizzo went to the Rockies and Yankees. Cubs are trying to copy the Red Sox's curse of the bambino.
>>142381007>Cubs are a good teamLMAO
i love badeball
>>142381007>Cubs are a good team
They just fucking suck so bad, come on.
>>142381021When imanaga is on the mound
>>142381007>Cubs are a good team>
>>142381007>Cubs are a good teamyeah like eight years ago
gay louis!
My boy Brice better be a reserve all star this year
>>142381007>cubes are a good team>illies fans
>>142381007The Phils just don’t stop fighting. Every time they lose a game or two I think it’s ogre but then a few days later they’re right back to 9 games up and still have the best record in baseball
>>142381064kekd irl good one anon
LOLDODGERS
we're cummin' for ya, memeiners!
Every pitcher that plays Seattle sets a new personal best in strikeouts and I find that depressing.
I don't trust this choke. Dodgers are gonna do the same shit like last night just to make me angry again.
>>142381141Probably by the end of this week, M's are a pile of shit.
>>142381147Cubbie bears need you!
You know I’ve always said I’m a huge Os fan. Let’s go Gunnar! Attaboy Rutschman!
>>142381147no one cares how you feel. fuck off.
>>142380980I want to see it too.
>crowd goes wild on a 2 out base hitGrim. But not as grim as this Polanco AB.
>>142381144Why are you whining about leading the division.
Yay Chadres won! GG Rangers bro!
>>142381176I only have a few more days to do it.
>>142381173>swings at a ball in the dirt Classic Polanco
Someone post Cubspie.
Astros are seriously about to win the AL West for like the 10th year in a row can't they just go away
>>142381172>>142381193We're waiting...
Jays are burring it all down this month!
My Shitdres :)
>4-0I'm out, congrats Baltimore.
RYAN O'HOMER
Rhino
O'Hearn individually wrecking the Ms shit
My poodres gonna win this series :)
Go Crew
>>142381207Your team is horrible. Fire your dipshit manager asap if there is to be any hope.
i could probably field a lineup of whores from aurora street and they'd know how to handle bats better than these fucking shmucks.
M'sisters..........we're taking smug oriole cock tonight
>>142381159I wanna like this squad, I really do, but FUCK BALTIMORE
>>142381141but unironically
>>142381256>>142381261You guys wouldn't be bad if you can figure out how to hit.
>>142381256>>142381258First sweep of the year tomorrow.
>>142380999welcome to nu /mlb/ where the goal is to hit a dinger every at bat, if you strike out 40% of the time that's okay as long as you hit a home run 3% of the time
>>142381198>>142381193>>142381172>>142380980
>>142381274they have been saying this literally every broadcast since the end of march
No no no. We do not post Cubspie's photo. Stop saying that
>>142381237I'm gettin a little more faith in King.. lil concerned with Scherzer 2morrow but this is the deepest Padres lineup I've ever seen. Good to feel like they're not out of most games down 2-3 runs
>>142381274yeah a chicken would be smart if it could do math. both equally as absurd and as likely.
>>142381284grody
So is Bohm back in the MVP race yet?
>>142381284
>>142381315this dude looks exactly like the star wars dude
>>142381284want to know how I know it's not female? the floor isn't covered in filth
>>142381284That's a lady
Cubspie owes me sex.
>>142381333you make a good point
>doyers
I'm pretty sure she's female but I'm going to call her a tranny anyways because fuck the cusb
>>142380744Based on fucking what? BASED ON FUCKING WHAT? You fucking cunt, you motherfucker. All I read is "based based based cringe cringe based", can't you fucking come up with anything else? It feels as if I'm talking to people with fucking dementia or something and they keep repeating the same fucking words on loop. BASED ON FUCKING WHAT??? THE BIBLE? THE OXFORD DICTIONARY? MY HAIRY ASSHOLE? OH my God just shut the fuck up it's like you can't form a coherent sentence without using one of these saturated, retarded words that lost all meaning overtime. "BASED BASED BASED CRINGE CRINGE WOKE REDPILL CRINGE WOKE GO FUCK YOURSELF YOU LITTLE BITCH YOU CUNT YOU FUCking asshole you bitch you cunt little shit Based? Based on what? On your dick? Please shut the fuck up and use words properly you fuckin troglodyte, do you think God gave us a freedom of speech just to spew random words that have no meaning that doesn't even correlate to the topic of the conversation? Like please you always complain about why no one talks to you or no one expresses their opinions on you because you're always spewing random shit like poggers based cringe and when you try to explain what it is and you just say that it's funny like what? What the fuck is funny about that do you think you'll just become a stand-up comedian that will get a standing ovation just because you said "cum" on the stage? HELL NO YOU FUCKIN IDIOT, so please shut the fuck up and use words properly you dumb bitch.
of course that would go against the angels new york hates us
If you guys think a real girl posted that photo here I’ve got some magic beans for sale that you might be interested in. It might be a girl in the photo and it might not be, but whoever posted it sure as shit ain’t the person in the photo. You guys obsessing over it is pretty pathetic
>>142381379Based
>>142381284That's a man. Cubs fans have no shame.
>>142381195How about no
>>142381387it's only a few no life having faggots
>>142380613>>142380657;)
>>142381379>BASED ON FUCKING WHAT?based on being based, idiot
>>142381284Zamn, she cubspie?!
remember to set your alarm for 11 am baseball
>>142381415>bugsno
don't take it personally Cubspie, you guys are good sports
>>142381387The problem with that is that the posting of it was a complete accident and she tried quickly deleting it
Cubspie should run on the Democrat ticket!
>>142381423"The Puzzle Master"? ERG reveals yet another fursona
You guys are so fucking gay and I hope you die a painful AIDS related death.
>>142381424Yeah nobody could have possibly come up with an ingenious ruse like that. I pulled a similar gag like that and had an entire general memeing that the fans of a team I hate were MLP bronies. This kind of shitposting has been around forever
>>142381458well seeing as it's west coast posting hours, many posters here will die from cancer simply by being in proximity to california
>>142381458Calm down sexy lady! You're the one who posted it!
>>142381468wait, I thought I did that
>>142381473You probably just stole it from me
here comes the spam
>>142381473I've noticed reading archived threads from time to time that my posts seem like someone else
>>142381007>cubs are a good team Anon please. My sides...
>>142381480okay, clopper
>>142381387>This is what cubspie wants you to believe
>>142381469You're damn right its best coast hours. Go to bed flyover trash
>BIG DUMPERBIG DUMPER>BIG DUMPERBIG DUMPER>BIG DUMPERBIG DUMPER>BIG DUMPERBIG DUMPER>BIG DUMPERBIG DUMPERIt probably won't matter though!
gelof making that catch
>gifo hurtdamn...
>>142381387>t. cubspieshow us your tits
GG A'sI just hope Rengifo is okay
>>142381552actually kekd/Saucy/ time btw
>squeeze bunting while already in the leadKEK FUCK THE DODGERS
>memeiner broadcast slurping off assturd allstarsholy cück
>>142381552kek
>>142381552it's weird how obsessed with this autistic tranny you are. get a life
Metsiner bros I do not feel so good today...
>>142381458That's no way to talk to a Braves fan.
Why does Patrick O'Neal keep bringing up that he's from orange county. That doesn't make it better than they got CGSO.
>>142381588>trannyshe's clearly female
Go Sneks!
>>142381607It's light out go to bed.
>>142381315lmfao lost
>>142381589Once they remember they're supposed to hit the ball sometimes they will be unstoppable. R-right bros?
>doyer announcer starts telling a story about teoscar>GIDP on first pitch>story goes untoldoof
I miss him
Why are the Dbacks showing up the Dodgers with a manufactured run? Classless franchise.
>>142381627>mets can hit but can't pitch>mariners can pitch but can't hit
>>142381624hypocrite
They need to stop julio chanting. He deserves dead silence. Boo him like Polanco even. >>142381639If they join forces there isn't a single team that could handle the Metsiners.
>>142381631I never knew he was a met during his playing days before he became our bench coach. he was the bullpen catcher on the 1986 team.
>>142381601Patty O be like>We're getting shit on, BUT the guy shitting on us was an Angels fanThat shit legit pissed me off man. wtf is the point of bringing that up every inning.
>>142381649>join forcesbased
>>142381631
drop jon gray or jordan hicks
Defensive guru Anthony Santander
mariners need to score some more runs if they intend to win this game
Haven't been paying super close attention to baseball lately M's bros.. I just want us all to remember the good times when the Astros take the division lead this week
>>142381686get this man on the coaching staff NOW
>>142381706I couldn't possibly be worse than Scott. They should just let /mlb/ run the mariners actually.
>>142381712I would run your team into the ground for laughs though
>>142381712>They should just let /mlb/ run the marinersanon idk if that would go very well for us lmao
>>142381604he's clearly not
>doyersLMAO
>>142381722I have a hard time believing that isn't already happening.
DOYERSHITS
>11th time the mariners have struckoutIt's not funny anymore.
>Kimbrel againAt least I know I won’t fall asleep from being too comfortable
Julio just waving at anything...
orioles win!gg memeiners
>>142381871He’s used to batting 1.000 at the gay clubs
>>142381875gg smug birds
>>142381877He plays for a gay club.
THE DOYERS ARE FAVORED AT -210 THIS ISN'T SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN
Phew! Something stinks!
>>142381882That too
>>142381284Big phone, little man?
>>142381875gg berdbrainthe pain gets worse every single day
Shouldthei Blohituptani?
The best thing about Elly De La Cruz has nothing to do with his elite speed, bat speed, arm, or power, it's his genuine love of baseball. He hangs around post game, giddy like a school kid, and meets with fans, signing every child's glove/hat/whatever. He enjoys what he's doing and it resonates with children, I'd argue among kids he's the most popular player in America rn (Ohtani world).MLB is doing a decent job at marketing him, but not enough. Gonna have to be a Mahomes type deal cuz he's a superstar in midwest city, but if growing the game is the goal, Elly is the face of this sport nationally, while Ohtani is abroad.
going to see the yankees today hope they lose
>>142381922>man
>>142382010How do you know what the kids think? Also no Reds player is top 100 most popular by any metric that doesn't exclusively include cincinnati.
>>142382040Sell your ticket to a Yankee fan
abby labar is wearing extremely short shorts
>>142382045I could provide a bunch of anecdotal evidence, but you'd dismiss it. I'd remind you that children aren't autistic 30y/o males who obsessively focus on complex equations to determine good players. They see a guy who can hit the ball 500 feet, run like the wind, and throw the ball 100mph, all things they'd love to do. If you don't get Elly's youth appeal, you don't have a kid. Simple as.
Looks like the Cusbpie simp defense force is active tonight
>>142382058no
>>142382045>How do you know what the kids think? He's hip the the jive of the young cats on the block. He's got a little birdie in his ear if you know what I mean.
Nyeh heh! Hahahaha!
Haven't seen captain chaos round these parts in a while...
>>142382065your dickriding ELDC after hours on /mlb/ creepy ass doesn't know what children think
>>142381956All I've got going for us, they played the Ukrainian chicken fried song for the fireworks show tonight
>>142382107Have a non-Reds fan's take on Elly. The only dickriding scheduled for tonight is your fatass mom bouncing on and taking my full load. Maybe you'll have a bro soon!
smelly gay la poos kek
ball game overgood nighthappy america day
Threadly reminder, they're not the "Cubs", they're not the "Cubbies", they're an embarrassment to the sport, they're the "Cubes". Stop legitimizing them.
>>142382125don't blame the messenger for getting fingered for the cringe faggot you are
>>142382180my asshole is pure, any insinuation that implies otherwise is blatantly false.
Pure gaped material
And ANOTHER blown call by Hernandez!
You're all going to bend over butt cheeks spread and get ass raped hard as you tell Go Phillies over and over until you're sobbing
SEASON FROM HELL
>>142382065No you're missing an important detail here.>They see a guyThey don't. He plays for the Reds bro.
https://twitter.com/cjzero/status/1808694489768194302>rags
>>142382214Jeebus freakin cheebus
The best thing about autismo baseball fans is they appreciate good players, the worst thing about autismo players is they discount generational players. Autists see numbers and ignore context. Seeing generational talent requires context, something mouth breathers just aren't capable of.
>>142382218Lol he stayed in the game
>>142382214cubspie NO!!
>>142382217You are just wrong then. You're either on the side of this guy being the next face of baseball or you're a fucking retard. I'd hate to be you, but that's your prob.
>>142382201You gotta be GAPIN' me!
>>142382214what even happened to the cubbies I was told they were GOOD damnit!
Holding Cubspie and telling her it's going to be OK even if the season is disappointing for her.
>>14238225495% of baseball fans don't even know who he is, maybe they've heard his name or remember some tall ass shortstop from the random free sweep their team gets in Cincinnati. I think he's a good player don't get me wrong but he plays for the Reds. He's invisible. If you haven't learned the reality of your small market team by now you're fucking retarded.
>>142382279>95% of baseball fans don't even know who he isBuddy there is a bubble, you just aren't in it. THIS is your tell.
>>142382204
>>142382259Even if you ignore the blatant umpball that cubs fans have come to expect it’s clear there’s something more sinister afoot. Some sort of supernatural force has its wrath set for the cubs. I can’t remember a season more cursed.
>>142382263Fuck cubspie and fuck the cubs
>>142382289Stop coping mate it's sad. I bet more baseball fans don't even realize Cincinnati has a baseball team than consider EDLC their favorite player and I would be willing to put my life savings on it. EDLC should be a popular player. However, he plays for the reds though whoops sorry nobody knows you.
>>142382325let it all out sista!!
>>142382298it's because we poached Counsell from his home state team where he'd been for years. the booing they gave him that first series back in Milwaukee...never seen such a thing from those folks. and to dump a franchise folk hero in Rossy Wossy in the process...setting up for failure via the baseball gods
>>142382332I dunk my nuts in your mouth. That's all you deserve at this point. A hairy tea bag. Up your game if you ever wish to talk ball with me again, you sound like a fucking leaf!
>>142382259Umpball and demons are keeping us down sadly
>>142382352He cannot refute any of the uncomfortable truths I have presented to him so he seethes like the retard he is.
gg snekssee you tomorrow
>>142382325Love Cubspie and tolerate the Cubs.
>>142382374gargle the nuts, fag boy. you got owned.
gg doyers
Clarkie.
>>142382349That could be it, everything is on the table. (We can’t forget Counsell grew up a Cubs fan in South Bend)If you think about it, the last “good” cubs season was 2017. Plenty things have happened in that time. Could it be the Bryzzo Curse? The Curse of The Schwarbino? Look at how poor Morel’s been. A guy that was nothing but a beacon of light in his first two years looks completely lost and miserable out there. He could have gotten mixed up in some voodoo shit.I’m only half joking, this season feels legitimately cursed, like you’re stuck in some time loop.
Clarkie fucking cubspie while ERG waits his turn!!!
>>142382388Sure bro I feel really owned right now. At some point you'll stop replying to me and everyone will forget the Reds exist again.
>>142382396It's not a joke. The cubs have demons on them.. I'm not even talking about just bad luck or bad omens. I mean straight devil shit. Someone made a deal for their soul to curse this cubs team.
>>142382263>her
doyers bullpen disasterclass
2 games back
>>142382214https://youtu.be/avPGk-XXEfE?si=6tmryd4RFB0mBo3I
>>142382408How did it come to this. Who did they cross. They need to break these demonic chains
>>142382413Yes. Her.
>>142382428David ross
>>142382325
>>142382430>her
>>142382436the Curse of Grandpa Rossy
>>142382430you don't actually think that do you
I'm female soooo
My Brewies have a chance to move into 2nd place in the NL after they finish business in Denver and then play the Nuevo Mexico Doyers over the weekend.
>>142382436>>142382448This could be it as well. I think it was the way it went down, they stabbed a loveable ex player in the back for a guy that has the personality of cardboard. But if we regain focus honestly Ross could very easily have had his hand in this as well. All of the horses in the bullpen are down with injuries this year, Rossy was riding them hard last year. (Don’t blame him, his job is to win games not think about next year)
>>142382462I don't have the prerogative to select someone elses gender so no I do not "think" that.
>>142382476He could have sold his soul for revenge. The way it went down he wasn't going to get another managerial job so they scapegoated him as the reason they missed the playoffs. I think they are parasitic demons that feed on Ross' negative energy and are now thriving on misery. It has to be demons.
>>142382416>Flipping the ballcaps instead of the background image
DODGERS LOST!!!!
My mom posted this on FB :(
The Phillies are pretty much unbeatable, aren’t they?
>>142382595
>>142382573GOOD....
>>142382573THIS
Happy 4th of July to my /mlb/ros
really struggling to be angry at my team when this woman is wearing these micro shorts.
sob kek my faggotcubs
Wake up Metsies, it's Jake Irvin day
Happy America Day Brothersssss
Today my redlegs will sweep the Yankees
>>142382010>Elly is the face of this sport nationally, Most delusional shit I’ve ever heard. He’s not even an American and you think he’s the face of the sport in America? Elly is a name that only hardcores even know outside of Cincinnati. He’s this years Fernando Tatis jr. a hot new Dominican. If he falls off he’ll be just another guy soon enough. Guys like Trout, Judge, Harper, and Ohtani are the faces of the sport
>>142382065I'm surprised you didn't just flat out call him a racist yet
>>142382388>>142382352ah classic, MUH DICK
>>142382595your mom is an overweight BBW-BBC porn star?
The best thing about Jazz Chrisholm has nothing to do with his elite speed, bat speed, arm, or power, it's his genuine love of baseball. He hangs around post game, giddy like a school kid, and meets with fans, signing every child's glove/hat/whatever. He enjoys what he's doing and it resonates with children, I'd argue among kids he's the most popular player in America rn (Ohtani world).MLB is doing a decent job at marketing him, but not enough. Gonna have to be a Mahomes type deal cuz he's a superstar in midwest city, but if growing the game is the goal, Jazz is the face of this sport nationally, while Ohtani is abroad.
just a reminder: the yankees are 3-7 in their last 10, and they have to win tonight to maintain that
i genuinely cannot wait for dipshito and beaker to be fired. The end of this season cannot come soon enough. happy fourth /mlb/.
America is dead and baseball is dying.
What’s you guy’s favorite baseball themed grindcore band? Mine is Puig Destroyer https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=MBki2IF5294&pp=ygUOUHVpZyBkZXN0cm95ZXI%3D
AND A LITTLE BIT OF CHICKEN FRIED
>>142386691Baseball is doing better than ever. I go on tours of elementary schools throughout the US as a part of the government’s fight against childhood obesity and promote sports and an active lifestyle, and when it comes to choosing which sports the kids should play for field day they always vote for baseball. The worst part though is that they all want to pretend to be Elly De La Cruz when we play. They fight over it all the time and sometimes we have to switch to playing Bossaball instead
>>142379693>>142379642>the only team that can beat the Guardians is the White Sox
>>142386728This is best grindcore albumhttps://youtu.be/O3Sq1Ud1z90?si=0LZYGFHPZYz-eRER
>>142386902How diverse are the schools?
>>142386212It's elly
>>142387175Mostly Chinese kids
>>142386934fuckijg lmao
/nu/>>142387315>>142387315>>142387315
>>142387137shit choice
joey estes pitched a fucking maddux and you fuckers didn't even mention it
>>142386902Parents aren't letting their kids get into football as much these days. NBA is harder to get into because there's only 12 roster spots per team. If you're an athletic kid, then baseball is the way to go. Plus no salary cap so the money is flowing.
>>142386212based and feeshpilled
