Happy 4th of July /mlb/.>>142379573
doyers suck
Mariners btw.
Happy 4th and God Bless the Braves
>no steakies in the ASG:(
did my cubbie wubbies bring back gwampa rossy wossy yet uwu
We've got the biggest most beautiful erect cocks in baseball;The biggest and most beautiful puffed up ballsAnd legions of fans pleasuring them lovingly as we march to another World Series Championship
Who’s coming to the barbecue? I made Mac salad!
>Mets on in 45 bros!!
Rainy 4th of July where I'm at. Perfect day for full slate of baseball with no annoying fireworks going off all day.Also, tomorrow is the 100th anniversary of Babe Ruth passing out drunk on the field before getting up and getting 2 more hits.
>Phillies have to play the Braves and Dodgers back to back without Harper, Realmuto, and SchwarberThank fucking god both of those teams are also beat to shit
>>142387401How much creamy cum is in that Mac Salad?
>>142387366When they were up 10 I didn't believe in them. Now that the 10 game cushion has crumbled I wish I enjoyed it more. We aren't going to do anything ever.
>>142387352>oakland pitched a maddux CGSO yesterdaynani the fuck
>>142387326You listen to reddit ass puig destroyer
>>142387439What is it about Mets fans that makes them so fatThey're legitimately 35-40 pounds heavier on average than any other fanbase I see
umm actually this is the best grindcore albumhttps://youtu.be/EFImf9dcd_4?si=ispiC9ByXQGk4jxJ
it's time for thursday morning baseball
Happy Independence Day, my American brothers. May God bless the USA
What the fuck is grindcore and why faggots keeps talking it?
>>142388029It's music for RPG fans
>>142388009Thanks my man
>>142387967>picrel>it's me not taking your low effort b8 on the fourth of july
>>142387401I love macaroni salad so much. I get those packaged ones from the grocery store and finish it in like 2 days.
Has anyone seen a certain baseball maid?
>>142387366I still believe in the Mariners just like i believe in the Mets
Root root root for the INDIANS
>>142388185
God Bless America
Irvin CGSO incoming
>happy 4th coastal chads>happy 4th flyover chads>happy 4th america>happy 4th /mlb/
>my troll's first 4th as an american citizenholy based
Doin a flag cum tribute today!
>>142388554>>142388169
Metsbros its so crazy to see Vientos and Alvarez develop into potentially top tier position players after 3/4 years of just the Alonso/McNeil/Nimmo show
I think I've got a chance with cubspie
>>142388591I mean right on time, as all three are regressing, particularly jeff. pete and nimmo have been coming around lately at least.
>>142388598Is there any photo evidence of cubspie? Maybe baseball related photos
>JD has the day off>DJ is our DH today
The greatest 4th of July scene is from The Sandlothttps://youtu.be/VFIzTzRuSL8?si=Sb4h1Hd_MVBEdHLD
>>142388617Nah Nimmo's still great He's just had an uncharacterisctally slow start. Jeff's gonna get DFAd before next season and I'm 50/50 on whether they'll re-sign Pete
DAWN OF THE FINAL DAY24 HOURS REMAIN
>>142388691mets don't have anyone in the pipeline to play 1B though, losing pete would be a mistake. people love to talk shit cause he's a goof, but he's still one of the best power hitting 1Bs in the game right now. he still has the most home runs in mlb since his callup.
Ms watch your back
man the phillies broadcast team has spoiled me my whole life. any time i watch another team's broadcast the announcers are lifeless and suck ASS idk how you guys do it
>>142388842T Mac sucks. You suck.
>>142388842>it's pretty easy anon, tbqdesu
>>142388842weird, whenever i turn on the phillies broadcast i want to kill myself
>>142387315My pirates (:
Nimmo getting folded lmao
>>142388187Me too m'sbro. Me too. I'll be at the game today and they have a very good record of wins when I attend. Or I'll watch them get swept at home for the first time this year.
>>142388800>but he's still one of the best power hitting 1Bs in the game right nowThe thing is when I look at him I see a massive drop-off in two-three years and if he can't hit dingers he really doesn't have much value.
>>142389023>Ace Burnes pitching>Just had twins>4th of July We're going to fuck you up so bad today m's bro, I'm sorry.
We shall fight side by side when the time comes my USA friends.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uhXjdB837WM
>>142389141Damn burnsey had twins? Good for him. Still love you burnsey you're missed here in Milwaukee.
Chiefs
Reminder that how your team plays today determines how much they love the USA. Blue Jays included.
>>142388187based leaf>>142389023based other metsinerbro
berds baseball in 40 mins
Is there a better 1B in the AL? He's been a perennial All-Star since 2021.
Im thinking of walking up to the 7-11 and grabbing a few baseball snacks for the day.
LETS GO METSSSSSSSSSSS
>>142388842Well only one team can have John Kruk after all
>This is what 300 million dollars from the most financially successful team in baseball gets you
>>142388842blue jays broadcastdan schulman, buck martinez with joe siddal filling in for buck now and then.sideline reporters: Emily Agard and occasionally Madison Shipman.
>>142389480mountcastle.Jr. is a lazy bum only recently got good and his team still went on an 8 game losing streak and losing record.
loving the energy on the genny this morning!>lets go mets score some fucking runnnnnns
>>142389796is buck the>look at the thighs on this kid!guy? because I enjoy him and always choose blue jays booth if watching their game.
>>142387315Nothing can stop what is coming.Nothing!Where we peel one, we peel all!
>>142388193Based leaf. Imagine not having 2 guys from your team in the ASG, couldn't be my windians :)
>>142389480Josh Naylor is definitely close.
>>142389480Santana?
Berds will win this game.
Irvin is absolutely seething right now
>>142389783Yankees suck
>>142388289
How you gonna let Quintana keep you scoreless through 7?
KEITH NO!
>>142390323Fucker can bowl
>>142390338based bong
>>142390323The Nats lineup contains Joey Meneses, Ildemaro Vargas, and Nick Senzel
Jake motherfucking Irvin ladies and gentlemen
whoever hits a homer first is gonna win this game
why the fuck is guy who hit 2 dingers yesterday resting>muh splitsVargas bunted twice one of which was popped up
>my children believe in Adrian Houser
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Orioles!
>>142390516
>irvin outfuck you davey
>>142389824Damn dude got groovy
>>142387366Score some fucking runs you bums
It's so over Metbros
How is this your closer gnats??
>>142390799He's not, the closer, the setup guy, and the lefty all pitched all of the last three days
>Nats win on Independence Dayhow predictable
gg gnats, Irvin was impressive. see you next week at picrel
>>142390853mom said it's our turn to sweep
NATS!!!1!HAPPY FOURTH LADS!!
Game on and good luck Jays>Framber on the bumpOh boy, do we have a tard wrangler available?
>Le doesn't hit unless everyone else is hitting man>Le best power hitter in baseball but this year only has 3 more than Lindor man>Le too fat to field or run the bases correctly man>Le too good for a 150 million dollar/7 year extension man>Le let me do the home run derby for the 5th year in a row just so I can fuck up my swing manI hate this nigga so much he's so lucky they decided to juice the ball up in 2019
berds lead
White Sox vs the AL Central this year.Cleveland 5-4KC 1-6Min 0-7Det 1-5Maybe this is why i struggle to take them seriously.
Boone can’t even win a flag salute standoff.
>Bases loaded >1st inning >0 outsuhhhh Jay bros?
>>142390956>le blaming back to back losses on one guy manngmi bud, onward to pittsburgh
>>142391056If he played like he remembered he's having a contract year we're probably 5 games over .500.
What a wild start to the reds Yankees game lmao
What’re you doing for the 4th? For me it’s watching my Phillies play the cubbies.
>I’ll take 2 RBIs thank you3-0 Stros
>>142390956People wanted to name this guy Captain when he's a shoot retard who lets Nimmo and Lindor do all the leading. He said in college he wrote a paper about what he wants to be when he grows up. What special ed college did he go to where they hand that out as an assignment?
Wells….
>>142389824It takes more than a hot bat to turn a team around. >>142391119Congrats
super casual watcher here, who do I put on until the phillies game starts?
>>142391044Your manager is literally retarded. You must fire him immediately if there is to be any hope.
Who's getting Vladdy, if he gets traded?
>autistic>acne faced>chubby>no personality How did he rizz up Livvy Dunne bros
>>142391187Can we just take Vladdy home with us? We’ll leave Chas McCormmick and maybe some texas barbecue for you
>>142391202You can watch Da Jankees continue to collapse
>>142391229maybe he's hung
Oh boy…. Framber is definitely going to throw a tard fit with the ump calling a tight zone today
>>142391246That's probably a better return than what Atkins will get for Vladdy.
>>142391215Astros
>>142390999>guardians would have by far the best record in baseball if they could merely figure out how not to lose to the designated league punching bagI'm not too thrilled about it either, anon
>>142388436Coastal mutts don’t care about the 4th. t. Mets mutt living in PNW
Spencer Horwitz is a cool dude
lolstros
Framber Valdez is the worst "ace" I've ever seen. He melts down like every other game. He got REALLY lucky with that line drive double play.
>>142391305>it’s happening again
>>142391374When the Astros lose, America wins. Happy 4th of July.
>>142391306Vladdy for a first round pick.
>>142391373CorrectHe’s a fucking bum. Hunter Brown is my ace now.
>>142391396We aren’t losing though
>>142391229they're looksmatched
>>142391462Both have brown eyes, so both the bug and the livvy are the same
I don’t know how the little guy does it. He does this shit so often.
Umpgods I kneel
mest....LOSE KEK
>>142391556hey fuck you asshole
>>142391478There's a difference between light and dark brown. At least I can see color in left's eyes, I can't differentiate right's pupil from her iris.
Nats were simply too patriotic for the Mets
Happy 4th of July boys
Yankees really finna get sweeped by the shit reds
>>142391567>patrioticLiterally a Canadian team. I can’t believe your would even post this shit on the 4th of July you faggot Expos fan
>>142391651sorry what was that
>>142391607They might not make the post season. This month they play the Red Sox twice, Orioles, Rays twice, Mets, and Phillies
>>142391666Wow all 850 people in attendance couldn’t even bothered to stand up.True Americans. You’re the patriots of baseball
>>142391607They almost got swept by the Reds in 2022 as well. Also in July. Their one win that series was on a walk-off wild pitch. Reds lost 100 games that year.
>>142391462yellow fever is a certified mental illness
Y’all good and read for the 4th? You got your hot dogs in the frying pan and your buns sliced and buttered?
This sure has been an (((interesting))) strike zone in the HOU/TOR game
Watching my Jays on public cable TV while waiting for my doctor's appointment is nice.
Holy shit they intentionally walked Yordan again to load the bases
>>142392001and it worked
>>142391982They have hospitals in your country?
ITFCB
>>142391666Kino + digits >>142391688Cringe + KWAB
>>142392030Yainer is such a fucking bum when it matters
>>142392045Yeah, and it's affordable. Crazy I know.
>>142387315Happy Murica Day bros, got home early just in time for phillies baybawl
>>142392061the white cubs hats are pretty spiffy
does anyone have the webm of someone filming walking through new york city with his phone? I lost where i saved it.jays need to trade bo bichette
>trea is actually running again>his running accounts for 3 runs in 2 gameslove to see it
jays announcer forgot to silence his phone LUL
hope they bean marsh in the face next ab. Don't want that guy to see his family again
>>142391503why is he always swinging in the other batters box? doesn't he realize his arms are only 1' long?
MY TWINS LOVE AMERICA
i was getting some water and i missed trea cools slide into home
>>142391556this is good for baseball
>>142392286ngl it was pretty cool
Are you ready for Soto to the Astros?
>>142392296https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oc1FVcy8jHo
>>142391396who have you seethed about longer, the Astros or Donald Trump?
challenge that, he was out stretching that double
>>142392290
>>142392337I do hate Zognald, but probably not for the same reasons that you're thinking.
>>142392233the one where all the hookers try to avoid eye contact?
them philly usa hats are fire fr fr
They aren’t going to challenge that? I mean we’ll take it
>>142392373Nah he's safe
>>142392107imagine thinking american healthcare is expensive when you pay 40% of your taxes to include it KEK
>>142392386both NY and LA teams losing is what the general public wants
When the fuck are the Jays going to fire Atkins and Shapiro
kino
If you don't believe the majority of American households have a shrine dedicated to Elly De La Cruz you're simply out of touch and don't know how the youth think. Every kid I asked before being kicked out of the playground said they love ECDL. He's the best player on the 4th best team in the NL central and Cincinnati is everybody's favorite city to visit after all. Did you know ELDC the only 5 tool player in MLB history? Kids love that kind of thing. Judge? Ohtani? Never heard of em but this ECLD fella can fuck my wife any day of the week!
It's cool they're showing Leo Jimenez' rise to the majors on national TV.
What is the ideal sport for the man who hates baseball, hates the Atlanta Braves, hates the World Series, hates Donald Trump, and wants to be totally anti-baseball?
>>142392491>ECDL
R E D SEDS
>>142392493soccer, known around these parts as homoball or gayball
>>142392446>>142392386
>>142392492I THOUGHT YOU SAID YOU WERE AT THE DOCTOR'S!!!!!
>>142392510IAYC :^)
>>142392493What are you doing in Guatemala, Fernando? Did they kidnap you?
>>142392509We call it grassdive actually but it is still very gay
>>142392509Reasons why soccer is the ideal sport for the man who hates baseball?
I wonder if Manfred will use his "I'm the fuckin' Commish" clause again and force someone into the ASG like he did with Pujols a couple of years ago
>reds buckbreaking the stankeesSolid kek
>>142392543baseball is the thinking man's sport, soccer is for flamboyant actors flopping around
>>142392491
>>142392522kino
>>14239242440%? Ha, more like 20% and that's only if are above a certain threshold >>142392522Based dude, wish I could be there too.
Metsiners is official!
>GIDjays
>>142392612>oven mitt in picturebased retard
>>142392543What’re you writing an essay? Do your own homework.
attaboy happ
>>142390613Houser has sucked dick this season but considering losing Burnes and Woodruff and then seeing all the injuries it was pretty retarded to trade him to the mets for a guy that barely makes top 30 on the team prospect rankings.
>george springer is baldinggod I'm so old...
sanchez is kinda losing it
Man we are actually going to need to keep Bregman next year. We take for granted his 3B play every time the free agency discussion comes up.
it's always so funny seeing Altuve's strikezone on the TV compared to everyone else. It's almost a perfect square as compared to a tall rectangle
>>142392682He'll take a discount, he's said on multiple occasions that he wants to retire an Astro
>>142392658He's been balding since he was 28 tbf
i just found out they announced the all star starters. how many of my braves made it?
>runner on 1st and 2nd>runner from 2nd steals>runner on 1st stayswhy though?
nice steal, let's see if fagsby can even put it in play
>>142392491No one knows who that mutt is
>>142392733he didn't get the memo
>>142392748his PR rep thinks 4chan is worth hyping him on
>>142392493The Braves will pray for you
>>142392734lol
>>142392749>miamiBarely counts
when Sanchez's changeup is on it's unhittable. it's such a lazy pitch that it just looks like a 88 to 89 mph fastball on the outside corner then dips out of the zone because it's actually a 85 mph changeup
>>142392759Because of the damn braves in the MLBFor me, the only thing I can watch is Major League Soccer and the NBA
>>142392786>SanchezWHO
>>142391229Livvy is obviously a baseball chad and knew he would make a lot of money. He had a 9 million dollar signing bonus. This genny has already proven that cute girls love baseball and post here heck maybe livvy is in the thread. She's already got him penciled in for divorce rape in 6 years when he's no longer getting arbitration deals.
>>142392802nobody cares
>HBP instead of IBB for AlvarezWeird strategy but okay
Uhhhh Jays? That was kinda rude
>>142392804that's NL pitcher of the month Christopher Sanchez to you buddy
>>142392401yes that one.
That was quite the catch by Langford
>>142392833sahrry
>>142392804phillies fans think any pitcher that gets a strikeout has some sort of unhittable pitch
>>142392749Broken up by a triple
>>142392894at times, yes
The silence about the Negro League on July 4th is deafening...the MLB needs to do better if they want to reach diverse audiences
>>142392905jinxed, just as planned
>>142392938is that HBC classic today? where they have high stepping marching bands
>>142392938blacks have their own independence day or whatever that is now, 4th of July is for whites only now
>thinking of going to doyers game myself tomorrow>all the available seats are in pairshaha...
fatty homerun incoming
>>142392985>available>resalesame difference...pay the 200% scalper tax, chud
how are we supposed to be beat the pirates on mccutcheon furries tweet day this isn't fair
>>142393001>paying 200% markupI'll make some friends at the game
>>142393008fitting that the cards mascot drinks tranny beer
>>142391651Two planes weren't enough you fucking commie
N-Never worried haha
OUTTA HERE
>>142393091>thinking the worst is overPressley, Hader, and Montero are pitching the final 3
SEE YA
just another statistical inevitability when you swing at every pitch
>>142393120Jays >RISP is stronger
and that's a deep drive to left field
>>142393146well, good news for you, those guys just give up solo homers like candy on halloween (or discounts on boxing day if that's more apt for Jays fans)
whats the easiest way to get a cubspie gf
>LED Cruz
>>142393199dilate and medicate probably
JP3 is back in form!
2 on nobody out again. lol
>>142393211do i really gotta chop my dick off to date her that doesn't sound correct
>>142393217I remember that he broke his homerless streak against our bullpen a while back
Sanchez has to learn how to pitch away from Philly.
well shit
HAPP 3 RUN BOMB!
fuck lmao
CALL YOUR SONS CALL YOUR DAUGHTERSCALL YOUR FRIENDS CALL YOUR NEIGHBORSTHE CHICAGO CUBS GOT A HIT WITH 2 MEN ON BASE
FIRE BRIAN CASHMAN
You can only post in this thread if your team has at least 40 wins
FUCK SANCEHZ GAVE UP HIS 2ND HR THIS YEAR SNED HIM TO AAA CANCEL THE SEASON PHILLIES SUCK
>2 years for maeda age 36what did the boy genius gm mean by this
sanchez was due for a stinker
>>142393331That's an embarrassing posture
there you go bote
>>142393331Try and stop me
EXTEND BRIAN CASHMAN FOR LIFE
>>142393199spam gay louis kek or some other dumb shit that she does
>>142393276He did also did that in the 1st game. He hadn’t homered since May
Cubs getting a 3-2 lead is like winning the world series to their fans
the announcers on the Jays coping about this review is hilarious>he may have lost contact but that's not the intent of the rule, he beat the throw, he should be safe
>>142393383um its 4-2 swety
>Tags to score from second baseKek
Imagine spending your 4th on 4chan talking crap about the cubs
>>142393383Philly losing a 2-0 lead is like losing in the NLCS to the diamondbacks to their fans.
Feesh tie it up in the 8th
>>142393383>3-2OH NO NO NO!!!!! OH NO MO NO!!!!! TSKSKSKSKSKSKSKSKSPFFFFFFFFFFFFF MEIN SIDES!!!!’ BRUH LOOK AT THIS DOOD!!!!
NICOOOOO
>>142393416This but unironically
>>142393412phillies didnt lose the NLCS, crag krimble did
>>142393421More like shitco
Christopher Sanchez is unhittable when no one is hitting him.
>>142393415it must've been that Jazz Chisholm kid that gen alpha is always talking about. I heard they have shrines in their houses dedicated to him
>>142393428sad kope desu. FILTHY KEK!!!!!
I tell you what that changeup of Sanchez... When no one is hitting that one, he ain't givin up hits...
>>142393409It’s only noon. I haven’t even gone to the Indians to buy fireworks yet. I still have a few hours to talk shit about the cubs.
>>142393409You're no better bud
>>142393451do they sell the komodo 3000?
>>142393434Based and fishpilled
Who are some /unhittable/ pitchers when they're on and no one is hitting them?
>>142393451Got these for my grandkids
I call him C Rizz Topher because when he's on he seduces the hitters into striking out. Truly unhittable
Donovan Solano.. my beloved. . .
>>142393520>there are grandparents on /mlb/
I thought the Yankees were supposed to be good?
sometimes you bay...sometimes you baw...
>>142393412they already won the series lmao you expect them to lose this game
>>142393199be a homosexual man
>sanchez left inGG cusp
>>142393520They'll blow their fingers off
>>142393270>her
>>142393520I hope you have fun and get very drunk
>>142393592It was kinda funny during the lockout when people got around to revealing their ages and I realized a bunch of literal boomers are the people calling you a fag
This sanchez guy is unhittable right now, just got a strike call on that nasty change.
>>142393374>she
>>142393633thomson really needs to stop doing this
>>142393644Most of 4chan are people in their 30’s
>>142393621>they already won the series lmaothey lost the nlcs what are you talking about?
>>142393684maybe on the blue boards otherwise no
>>142393700they already won this series against the cubs, who gives a shit about last year
we win
>>142393718>who gives a shit about last yeartop kek! mein sides anon!
>>142393644>fagThat's a forbidden word for zoomtards
gay louis kek
>HBP Yordan again>4 walks on the day
Josh Hader is my Jays' last hope
Ian freakin’ Happ.‘nuff said.
My Mariners are frauds
ian on ya azz!
yea gg cubsbros, fun series desuthe home team deserves to win on july 4th
the cubbies are coming…….oh fuck…..the baby bears have woken from their hibernation….and they’re hungry….
Anyone else watching their team wearing a maid outfit?
>Josh Hader in for the 9th
cubbies in heat
cubs win!
thomson is really killing some of the phillies pitchers by keeping them in too longno reason sanchez should've come out for the 5th
Angels
In the time Christopher Sanchez wasn't giving up 7 earned runs, he was unhittable af...
even with today's loss, the phillies are still dominating the league with AAA players
>>142393765he went 3 for 4 the other day with 2 doubles and a homer, does that surprise you?
>>142393855That just means they have a good farm
The cubs trigger the fuck out of me. More than any other team
>>142393852he let the cubs win because it's america day and the home team should win for the fans
Why are the Yankees sucking now anyway?
sit the fuck down bote, this dominguez guy looks unhittable right now
>>142393785always were, I'm afraid
>>142393829Kek scuba
>Dominguez gets out of itWe have so many unhittable pitchers right now,maybe we can flip him for Ohtani?
>GIDJays
>>142393811>wearing a maid outfit is... LE BAD!
>>142393907no, just le gay
gg Astros, happy 4th of July
>>142393913>>142392522
Somebody needs to get firee
>>142393911the person who wore it is a woman though, so I don't see how this is gay
ASTROS WIN 5-3ggs Jays good series good luck the rest of the seasononto Minnesota
>>142393943can you define "woman"?
my twins have 12 runs :) But we're in rain delay :(But it's a home game and it's past the 5th inning so if we get rained out we win anyways :)But then I get less baseball for today :(
>>142393969Has XX chromosomes and is presumably an adult?
Just a friendly reminder if you don’t drink and drive you’re not a real cubs fan
>>142393520>mfw cubspie rejects me
>>142394008>not a real American*ftfy
>>142394027cubspie would definitely run his shaft across fiery frogs mouth
>Rendon will bat lead off over Schanuel when he returnsWhy? The fuck? Schanuel's been doing great where he is. Fucking Wash
>>142393911Girls wearing cute maid outfits is... gay?
>>142393520If I were a kid still, I'd probably try eating one of those things. I wasn't a very smart kid.
>>142394003so not the maid in question
>>142394078>heterosexualitywow, really? in the current year?
>>142394078>girl
>>142393785Not even fraudsTrue fans always saw they were bad
Nothing happy about this 4th of July
>>142394169what is that hat supposed to signify?
>>142394087I have xx chromosomes and am above 18 tho
>>142394214post butthole with a timestamp
>>142394214proof?
Lol Yankees. Soto's gone after this season.
beautiful day for baseball
>>142394200It's the logo for soxmachine i.e. the white sox i.e. the worst team in history
>>142394027Fiery frog looks cute. I'd keep him
Happy 4th of July. What part of America are you guys from? I'm from Calgary, Alberta
>>142394319Gloucester Virginia
>>142394319Chicago aka misery city, USANothing happy about today at all
Is there trouble in the clubhouse?
>>142394319Charm City, the home of the AL leading Baltimore Orioles
>>142394319Panama City
>>142394410Aw shit, 410 checked!
>>142394396Cashman poured all his money the past 7 years into making good relief pitchers
>>142394319I suffer in Milwaukee.
>>142394222No. That first pic shouldn't have even come out and being called a troon is one of the most demoralizing things an actual woman can hear.
>>142394319California. The best state in this great nation of ours
>>142394382Being a contrarian doesn't make you cool bro.
Yankees could unironically be sellers at the deadline if they get mogged by the Red Sox, Rays, and Orioles this month
>>142394430Aren't the Brew Crew in first place by a considerable margin?
>>142394438u seem upset :^)
FAGGOTllies!
>>142394382>doesn't post the real, first chicago team
>>142394438>don't post tits or ass>wonder why people question it>on fucking 4chan
>>142393935lol, maybe I'll go to Canada when I get my passport.
What a catch Pillar
>>142394319
>>142394410you forgot your VPN JFFM
Well, we were due for a Sanchez Blunder. Just hope it wasn't enough to get him snubbed from the ASG
Nobodys getting fired until after the trade deadline, and even then Shapiro might just say "Nuh uh" and run it back another year for god knows what reason. It's never been more over than it is right now Jaysbros
>>142394470>>142394521>contrarianI live by the park and always have
>>142394575Imagine if Ohtani really did go to the Jays. Would've been another Angels situation.
>>142394578how many stabbings have taken place in that open field?
>>142394564I'm not that guy, nor am I nick Markakis' plastic fork, but thanks for the comparison.
>>142394534people were saying this guy belongs in the minors ten years ago and he's still around, insane
>>142394585you're acting like the doyers have a chance at anything, they won't even win their division anymore. Mookie was unironically carrying that team.
>>142394588It's more beer league softball games that take place there
>>142394528to be fair to xer she did at least give us a lewd
>>142394598He's just been absolutely great for the Angels. Must be happy to be back in socal or something.
>>142394480Yes.
>>142394617
>it was a no hitter>now it's in extra inningsLGTSS >red sux
wave that flag
>>142393289>>142394697
>>142394438It's OK baby girl I believe you.
>>142394578>get one chance at a team in life>be born next to the worst team in the entire league
>>142394438That's very transphobic, do better
did Josh Hamilton ever got convicted for killing that guy?
>>142394319I’m now living in the beautiful PNW
Scherzer is washed
>mestLOSE
>>142387315Despite taking 3/4, the Astros didn't look too sharp this series. Only won one game by more than two runs. If they're struggling this much to beat the Blue Jays, they're in trouble against actual good teams.
[W] CUBBIES WIN gg Philsty happerhappy 4 erryone
[vv]!
Let's see some celebrating cusb fans in their little maid outfits!
>>142394438It’s a blue board so I’d settle for a face pic with time stamp to settle it, along with a written admission that Diaz was framed by Manfred (Mets won that game btw).
>>142395013the coping intensifiespls share your team so we can all laugh at you for going 2-8 the last 10 games
PAPA JOHNS!
Gunnargods we’re back
all the good guys lost, are losing, or will lose
>lost 2-10Well...I'm okay with this. Just get the inevitable bad game out of the way before the big week ahead. The Phillies still took 2 of 3 anyway. GG Cusb.
angelbros are we cooked?
>>142395135
>>142395080we respect cubbies around here.
>>142395215Hell yeah brother
>>142395126Astros
>>142395169gg. I wish Schwarber was healthy, it would have been cool to hit him see bombs
>>142394575It's "crash and burn" time for my Jays
Gotta be honest gennybros those cubbie bears are looking kinda spooky. The NL Pennant is theirs to lose.
The Boss is rolling in his grave today, he’d be disgusted to see the effort on his birthday. Swept by the Reds in the Bronx.
>>142395350Suffer
cubbies are coming
>>142395330doubtful :^)
>>142395239Post and respect 'em!
poopoopeepeepoodrebros do I dare say we're actually good?
>be stankees>get swept by the original red sox (cincinnati)IT'S LIKE POTTERY, IT RHYMES27 RING CRYBABIES ARE QUIET RNHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I love the Orioles, they are my favorite baseball team! Go Gunnar! That was a cool homerun!
Good snag Tony
>>142395530nah, FUCK BALTIMOREI would rather root for the yankees
>>142395350The boss is still alive tf?
cubbies winning it all this year!
Burnes I kneel
Santander is one of the most underrated OFs in baseball. He should have made the all star team.Oooo, I'm on cycle watch....
>>142395710>He should have made the all star team.He almost certainly will
>>142395739Yeah, but I mean on votes. He's better than dodo.
>>142395769The whole system was busted this year. You had DH's being finalists at field positions, you had a player who literally has 0% chance of playing getting 49% of the vote against a player who played in less than 50 games, Nick Castellanos got 15% of the vote, etc
>>142395787It's been busted every year...it's just a popularity contest.
time to go sit through the Seattle memes all weekend, at least we might get to see four eyes again
>>142395803But every year you get those weird names like Corey Hart, Andre Ethier, or Adam Frazier. Remember AL Starting DH Corey Dickerson?
>>142395617I genuinely do like Baltimore though. They are in my top 5 teams.
Jorge, plz...
>>142395617>rooting for stankees over smug birdsIncomprehensible
>>142395663
Tie ballgame
cubbies on the winya.
cubbies know how to win
>julio is killRobert Jr. welcome to sneadattle
cubbie beras won dat one
C B's won
>>142395925I said before, I really want to like this team, they're young and doing things, but I can't stand the city of Baltimoreblame ray lewis and ray rice
a surprising dishonorabrr performance from maeda-san
>>142395787Kyle Tucker has been injured for over a month and was named the starter, but since he won't be back any time soon, they gave it to Kwan
>seattle fags in front row reaching for a fair ballcringe
Just had sex with my skinny tomboy GF
>>142396155male?
We talmbout those last place cusbs?
>voth benderThat mutherfucker could never throw like that when he was here.
Man those cusbies sure know how to win, if you mean having the 3rd worst record in the NL
Happy 4th to everyone except the resd, r*d sox, mest, and asstros.
Chadres on a roll lately. Keep up it fellas! If only we swept the Rags... But taking a series from the world champ is a good way to start the road!
>>142396203>his team is in free fall lmao.Happy fourth to you anyway!
>>142396195uh oh somebody's seething about the cubbies gettin' hot! kek
>>142396236I do not like the mest.
have to be real bros them cubbies are scorching hot sure hope my team doesnt face em in october!
>>142396195kek ya mad?
>Bryan Baker Gg ners. 2 outta 3 ain't bad.
>Baker inBallgame
Retarded dominican make up day.
Schanuel the only one hitting on this team rn
cubbies are hot
Poodresbros I'm taking a nice Hosmer
>>142396195KEEEEEEKThe Seethe is palpable from this one.
>Get em 0-2>Walk emThrow your fucking best fucking pitch over the fucking plate for a fucking strike
>be cubs>get hot>win
cubbies in heat!
>strike out>gidp>memeiners
cubbies got ya boilin?
>>142396473>>142396482Let's see those Cubbies!
Let's all go ahead and see those Cubbies!
Post some Maid Cubbies!
We wanna fuck ya Cubspie!
moooom I’m seething about the cubs again
cubbies put ya in a seethe... one that takes you back to 2016..
>>142396541Gay men want to fuck Cubspie(male)!
Dads...win?!
Keegan Akin please save us
Thanks for all the (you)s scuba keks
>>142396576Hey, asshole can't you see this hurts her!
wait, mercy rule is in effect?
JP THREE RUN GO AHEAD DOUBLE
someone post the maid!
New Thread - CUBBIE MAID EDITION
MITCH GARVER 2 RUN HOMER IT'S 7-2 MARINERSUSAUSAUSA
I can't wait to post >it was 7-2 in a few minutes
>>142396648Tigers are a minor league team, they only play 7 innings
someone mkae the new thread cubspie
>>142396672>>142396712NICE!!>I’m at a family bbq and unable to watch
fuck almost another amazing catch
>Scoring 7 runs is like winning the World Series for Mariners fansMY Astros are taking 1st place back by the end of the week
>>142396629>her
>>142396676>>142396689>>142396758New Cubspie Thread 'em!
nu
"I don't want baker to feel bad I let all his base runners score, let me give up a 2 run tater so we can be sad together."Akin, a class act teammate and beautiful individual
Be kind to Cubspie she's a sweet girl.
Horrible game. Fuck this team.GG A's
>>142396973>she's>girlI thought we were talking about Cubspie who is a male Chicago Young Bears fan? why misgender him?
>>142396990You must be thinking of somebody else
>>142397014I'm thinking of the male Cubs fan that wears a frilly maid dress and gets posted here with his large phone or little tablet
THE MARINERS WINTHE MARINERS REMAIN UNSWEPTgg O's the comeback starts now
>>142397026this faggot has zero respect
>>142397069Let's not use homophobic and hateful language in the MLB general, let's do better
its uphttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mt8C-kfFy2k
Well we can’t count on the Ms to lose every game. Why don’t we just keep winning baseball games instead. That seems fun.
>>142397139>>142397139>>142397139fresh
>>142387353This
