PREVIOUS: >>142452486ATL: Max Fried allowed 11 hits and five earned runs in six innings of work on Friday against the Phillies. He struck out four and walked one in a lossDET: Reese Olson delivered a dominant performance in Friday night’s victory over the Reds, allowing two runs (one earned) on three hits over his 5 2/3 innings of workSTL: Willson Contreras went 2-for-5 with a two-run home run and walk in the Cardinals’ 7-6 win over the NationalsCWS: Luis Robert Jr. went 2-for-3 with a pair of singles, drew two walks and swiped a pair of bases as the White Sox triumphed over the Marlins on Friday evening in MiamiNYY: Gleyber Torres was pulled from Friday’s contest against the Red Sox in the fourth inning due to right groin tightnessPIT: Bryan Reynolds went 4-for-5 with two home runs, six RBI, and two runs scored on Friday against the MetsARI: Jordan Montgomery (knee) is scheduled to throw off of flat ground on SaturdayLAD: Dodgers placed OF Jason Heyward on the 10-day injured list with a left knee contusionBAL: Heston Kjerstad is not in the Orioles’ starting lineup for Friday night’s battle against the Athletics in Oakland
>>142458787>no mention of hololivebased
>>142458787me on the far right
>risp
What's going on with the Yanks man?
Braves Baseball
cubgers
FUCK NEW YORK (not you Mets, you're okay)
Teo got FOOLED
doyers
Yankees
>all vtuber trash to the gas chambers
Are doyers even considered 'good'?
>>142458849They made Brian Cashman GM for Life despite him not winning a championship in 15 years and the game of baseball having already passed him by in 2007
We have some serious ump rules autism here in Minnesota
>>142458863>(not you Mets, you're okay)we come as a pair, thanks.
>>142458849Panamanian witchcraft, it’ll all end after the ASB
>>142458863Based
Yankers.
>slade cecconi blows it again within four inningsHow can you pretend being a starting pitcher and have your arm explode after 30 pitches every fucking game
>/mlb/ meetup in the jrod section
>>142458914No
The biggest cock in baseball is the Big Dick Phillies, 9 games ahead of rest of westNext biggest cock is Dodgers 6.5 ahead of rest of east
Mario Joseph Loperfido with a webgem catch causing rules autism lmao
>>142459011>available every game>general admissionman, they're desperate to make him a star
>>142459011I hope they like piss, lmao
>>142458990make more anime girl teams pls
>>142459047he's in control
>>142459049I don't even understand what they were going to call, because if they rule that he didn't catch that, the runners crossed paths, the batter touched second and the runner was standing on first. Like, regardless of the catch ruling, that's at least one out...
>>142459112phillies are frauds
i didnt know yelich was from socal
>>142459151Agreed, they only beat the Braves by 2 runs. A real team wins by at least 10.
come on Castillo
>>142459098Unless it's Yankgers, Yankthletics, or teams I don't like, never.
>>142457750Baseball and dude were made for each other.
Mariners btw
>>142459404 gay ants pls
what the fuck, ump
I have to agree.
Salsa 3 run bombAnd extra fuck you for hurting Altuve
>>142459047>>142459112This man has a big weiner>>142459184>>142459151These ladies have man clitties
>glasBUMbum ass piece of shit
.
Uh oh doyers?
>>142459705just saw this and keked
Not even close
rip no-no
if doyers lose weebs are banned from /mlb/ forever
thanks mlb
castillo does have a hr problem desu
>>142459704this could be us cubspie...
>>142459877
>>142458859omg!
I don't think the M's are gonna make it bros
>>142459901Jeeze
Them Cards keep going. Hehehe
VARGAs!!!!!!!
>>142458853what the hell is wrong with them?
https://x.com/mlb/status/1809421218497372493?s=46>my top 5 prospect Mario Joseph LoperfidoJoey just needs to get that swing right
The Royals should have just let the White Sox beat them back in April to extinguish any hope their retarded fans had back then. The Royals are still the same shit team they were last year, and they've been exposed for it. They will not finish with a winning record, and they will not be in the playoffs, and they will regress hard in 2025.
>>142460032Nothing we can do other than believe m'sbro.
>>142460429Why may I ask?
>infield hit>1B tosses the ball to the pitcher>he steps a full foot left of the base instead of stepping on it>runner is safe at firstsuperb play
My strosies :)
10 k's for goose man, too bad the offense is asleep again
>>142460572Eat shit slant eye
>>142460429Been telling my friend this. He simply won't believe that. My berds will catch them soon enough and I will stand over him triumphantly at the I-70 series this year.
>birthday>hololive night>gets a golden sombreroKWAB OTY
Ohtani is celebrating his 30th birthday with 30 strike outs
>>142460629Does my Astro colleague’s superiority offend you?
>>142460581Mariners strike out 10+ times every game, chill out.
>it was 13-4
sick K castillo
Hololive nerds made one of the biggest thread on /sp/...while /mlb/ is dead
god the texas teams are so facking gay
>>142460858yeah we're getting mogged pretty hard
Too bad he couldn't finish the 7th but good job castillo
blow gays about to take the lead...
>>142459474I do not like the vagiants but here. Also, 27 and we swept you guys during p*ide month.
lmao this asshole making Hader come out in a non-save situation.
Holy fuck just end the game already. Why the fuck did you wait until now Joe? He was clearly out of gas 3 batters ago
>>142460858peek your head in there, none of them are talking about baseball, they are discussing their waifu (or oshi or some shit), and linking youtube vtubers
>>142460976it's a save situation now
classic hader
>>142460976This is a save situation luckily
>asstrosHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
nasty shit thrown at moustache mandang
>>142460928you're a treasure thank you! i just realized she's a actual giant...Also hows them red socks treating you :^)
>>142460581That's the K-Rod Squad's secret sauce. You've fallen for our trap
people watch and listen to these cartoon "streamers"?
>>142460858>>142460891>>142461002take solace in the fact that your father didn't fail you as a man
wait, they aren't booing Correa? they are cheering for him?
Is this the Glasnow collapse we were warned about?
good guys win
>>142461121but enough about my astros
I’m going to lose my fucking mind
A-ASTROS WINgood game twinniesthat sure was a game
how many normal baseball fans do you think went to doyer stadium tonight and are just constantly cringing?
she needs more sparkle and pop in her life bros...
>>142461182They're probably too drunk to care
>>142461182The only "people" at Doyer stadium are Mexicans, so I don't care about their opinions or any Doyer fans for that matter
>>142461205Wife and her friend
>>142461261baseball girls > hockey girls >>> ... >>> football girls
Orioles bros we can’t lose to the As
sega genesis pls
Bros how can Da Jankees turn it around
Bump limit and image limit reached in the Holomeme thread...baseball is healing and I thank Japan
>>142461067No problem. My Yankers might win the series.
>>142461305word
glasnow wow!
>brian stowe was given permanent brain damage so this nigga could prance around dodger stadium unmolested
Just got done watching the Leafs knock out Venezuela. And... my Jays are losing.
what's worse the tranny nuns or holoshit?
>holonight during ax expoI mean...
legitimately an amazing night of MLB baseball. Red Sox beat on the Yanks down to their last strike, Trea Turner goes ballistic, Astros almost perform the biggest choke job in historymeanwhile my Nats can't hold a 5-0 lead, motherfuck
>>142458990Yankees suck
>>142461420zoomers
>>142460858Touhou mogs Tranny lives. I can't believe los doyers billion dollars lineup struggled to these sneks kek I'm looking forward for los doyers Choketober ufufuf
dodgers booth hasn't mentioned hololive once lol
Can I get a boomer friendly explanation as to what in the fuck this holo shit is?
>>142461387we here now
>>142458914Padres will expose them in August tbr
>>142461467Cheesy
>>142461440I hate this lil nigga like you would not believe
>>142461440some people don't think it be like it is, but it do.
Give me one good reason not to support the Pirates
>>142461211>may 2023nothing has changed, they still think they are champions
>>142461420plot twist, the hololive are also trannies
>>142461549if you enjoy never having a winning season and never making the postseason then there is no good reason
>>142461549Their cheapstake owner will never invest in his team.
>>142461549>picrel
>>142461484manufactured e-celebrity v-tuber trash that generates fake drama between people pretending to be anime girls on streams. It's anime girl soap opera and something to jerk off to. So like normal anime but the girl might acknowledge you.
>>142461549I got nutting
>>142461479why would they? It has nothing to do with baseball. It's only for the geeks that are into it.
>>142461440clearly the script today was to blow a lead in the 9th (or almost blow one), the phillies also almost blue their 2 run lead in the 9th and I suspect the Brewers will also lose in the 9th (with an Ohtani homer no less)I just don't think the mests were given the correct script
I'm glad I don't watch holoshit>watches vshojo instead
vtubers and their viewers are a bunch of homo tranny faggot losers and nothing will ever change that
>>142461355GLHF
>>142461549no, don't, I'm pissed off at them for ruining my 10 year running meme about them being an above .500 team
>>142461644>almost blue their 2 run lead in the 9thanon...
>>142461305This is why /Shaw/ is THE choice for both /mlb/ and /hoc/.
>>142461610I'm sold.
>>142461694nah I like the other milf next door one better
>>142461644Now we just needs the memeiners to choke.
>>142458787I was at the pirates game and it was nuts, all the home runs looked like they barely went out.
>>142461610Ok and how is that related to baseball or the Doyers? Is it an Ohtani thing?
>>142461694
shaw is top 3seeing how there is only 3 women on root, lol
>>142461771it is his birthday today
>>142461772>philthydelphia trashno.
fuck the texas teams
>>142461823cringe
>>142461772wtf?? lol
>texass
>>142461790what does his birthday have to do with that shit? he probably has never heard of those twats.
>>142461823i've heard not to mess with texas but seems like they just get pissy and post on facebook about it or whatever
>another extra inning choke jobone consolation of wage slavery is I can't watch or listen to Nationals baseball.
>>142461823Hey…. that’s not nice
>blue jays pitcher is named popand he's the only one on the team that isn't about to
Pop please throw strike
Mariners please more runs
>>142461467based dadspie, sick em!
Bases loaded garverbros
garver please
kek!!!!
most obvious risp of all time
Turned off the game when it was 4-2, looked at the final score lmao. I don’t get this team. Grimace energy has run out
Fuck
>>142461771Doyers now have by far the largest overseas fanbase of any team in the mlb. It's the reason all their ad space is Japanese during their games. Guess where Hololive is the most popular
>rispCOME THE FUCK ON!!!
WILL SMITH BIG WILLY TIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
It's time.
BIG DICK WILLIE X 3
Will Smith must really like Hololive
mariners fans, why is my stream advertising women's underwear during your game?
>Muñoz Don't think this dead Jays offense will wake up against him
>rockies have a .650 record against teams with winning recordswhy do they have to play bottom feeders?
THREEHOMERUNSINASINGLEGAME
BIG WILLY>>142462057good, fuck weaboo trash
>>142462078so yes, ohtani
>>142462114works on my machine
>so gay ohtranny
Come on munny
>>142462142kek
>>142462057LOL fuck these cunts
>Dodgers lose on Hololive NightFUCK THE PADRES. SAN DIEGO LOVES THE DODGERS.
>The Barfs lost to a division rival that has basically half of its roster on IRHow embarrassing
>>142462114google dynamic ad insertion, tranny
my Sneks
>>142462057good news, it's already being scalped on ebay
what is /mlb/ drinking?
>>142462187it's a bootleg stream...
>>142462197>those handsLMAO
>>142458787I’m sick and fucking tired of Gayves posting. It’s relentless. Enough is enough. The meme is forced and retarded. Just stop
>>142462198rainier
>1
>>142462057https://x.com/PresGeorgie/status/1809435268350636071He wants a refund
>>142462057I feel bad for people like this, but also can't imagine their addiction to cartoons. A shame.
>>142462198water
>>142462057winner: Dodgers marketing team for capitalizing on such a rabid, niche market, will likely get promotions and raisesloser: every single weeb doyer fan lmao KEK!
BASED ROJAS
G O T T E M
>2!!!
>>142462246>>142462245your stadium is doing the seven nation army chant....you lose
>>142462222CHECKED
>>142462220I hope he goes kamikaze live during the game
Fuck vaughncouver
THE MARINERS WINTHE MARINERS WIN THE BALLGAME
orioles win!hopefully the offense stops being utter trash soon
>>142462057>joins a long fucking line>stayed for THREE HOURS>bitching that you missed the gamethat's all on you retard.I'll lmao if they put the merch online for sale anyway and the faggots that stayed outside wasted their time
gg Mariners
>>142462198gin+tonic
>>142462256It's okay it's classic rock now :^)
how do we always own those canadian freaks when they invade our stadium. not that im complaining cause damn it feels good
Kimble saves ORIOLES WIN
>3 STRIKES YOU'RE OUTMARINERS WIN>MARINERS WIN THE BALLGAMEMARINERS WIN>MARINERS WIN THE BALLGAMEMARINERS WIN>MARINERS WIN THE BALLGAMEMARINERS WIN>MARINERS WIN THE BALLGAMEMARINERS WIN>MARINERS WIN THE BALLGAMEMARINERS WIN>MARINERS WIN THE BALLGAMEMARINERS WIN>MARINERS WIN THE BALLGAMEMARINERS WIN>MARINERS WIN THE BALLGAMEMARINERS WIN>MARINERS WIN THE BALLGAMEMARINERS WIN>MARINERS WIN THE BALLGAMEMARINERS WIN>MARINERS WIN THE BALLGAMEMARINERS WIN>MARINERS WIN THE BALLGAMEMARINERS WIN>MARINERS WIN THE BALLGAMEMARINERS WIN>MARINERS WIN THE BALLGAMEMARINERS WIN>MARINERS WIN THE BALLGAMEgg birds to the north see you tomorrow bros
ballgame ended in the 3rd inning, gg's again Msmaybe goggles sighting tomorrow?
>my msbros pick me up when I have fallenthanks msbros
Melanie Newman pls give me boobaAlso the crowd singing happy birthday to Hays was sweet
Hey uhhh Seattle can you like, stop winning please? We put in a lot of work for the division lead
Why can’t my chihuahuas just be normal for once?!
>>142462198shooting cheap whiskey and chasing it with rum and coke alongside iced tea of course
>>142462303All m'sbros gonna make it.
>>142462334Listen, I can promise they'll stick to two runs max, everything else is out of their hands.
>>142462334N O O
>Jays will never get a Hololive sponsorship
poopattle fartiners
https://twitter.com/aquarake/status/1809440375809143225lmao, these weebs are pathetic
>>142462337theres no way thats a real team
>POODRES
>>142462362We gave you Houston resident and Astros Legend Ryne Stanek, what more do you want?
yay m's :)
are those the city connects for the Pie Rats? Holy fuck Rowdy and the team look like walking jars of mustard
>>142462390kek!!
brewers if you let these holotrannies...
>>142462300gg birdbro. I hope so, absolutely love that 4 eyed nerd.
>>142462393baaaased. FUCK - em!
3 game lead!
>>142462393another retard bites the dust...
>Mariners 8-0 wearing city connect
>there a nonzero chance we will see a weeb riot at the dodgertranny gameplease god
>>142462409Saw the Twins shitty connects for the first time tonight when we played them. I’d love to see Ms and the Twins both in city connects to see if they can tell the difference.
>check out sportsball thread >Every other post is a frog or wojaknice board you have here normalfags
>>142462499thanks faggot
>>142462486These are the generic knockoff versions of the Mariners connects
>>142462499THAT'S IT! YYOUUUUURRREEE OUTTA HERE!
>>142462499s-s-sorry....
>>142462400>what more do you want?Mariners sweep when the asstros come to town in two weeks. I don't think that's asking too much.
will hoe-tani choke?place bets
>>142462532that wasnt a compliment, it was called sarcasm, look it upget a brain, morans!!!
Bullpen never makes it easy lol
>>142462499I never thought about it that way but you're right.
>>142462499Rude. I made this edit myself
>>142462537>Every other post is a frog or wojakYep.
Pat Murphy looks like the kind of guy to get into a fist fight at noon and have sex with men in maid outfits at night.
>POOPOOPEEPEECACAPOODRES
>>142462547you could always just turn 360 degrees and walk the fuck away from our general you fucking peace of shit
https://twitter.com/socalsamuraix3/status/1809440017754062859>some dude tried to sneak cut into the merch line by the Think Blue BBQ. Been waiting almost 4 hours. Watch out>Gray shirt, blue ish Columbia brand trucker hat. Definitely does not know what deodorant is by the smell of himweaboos in charge of personal hygiene
>>142462599didnt ask jaknigger
IT WAS 7-2AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA POOPOO POODRES
HOLY FUCK UNBELIEVABLE DUDE WE WERE DOWN 7-2 TOP OF THE 9TH WTF
Dammit bullpen. This what happens when you overuse Suarez too much. Lammmmeeeeeeeee.
>>142462499Go back to our containment board holobrony
holofags and nijisimps are indeed scum, everyone knows vshojo has the superior waifus now
>>142462605>Gray shirt, blue ish Columbia brand trucker hat.That guys getting stabbed after the game 100%.
>>142462624EAT SHIT POODRE
Uh, 2poo you can't let the holokeks win by proxy.
poopoopeepeecacadoodoopoodres
>>142462633>ouranon?
>>142462499Youre literally the most active board faggot, now go back to said containment board.
it's pretty weird how often in baseball either every reliever a team uses ends up being great or they all end up being terrible. regardless of their season stats. in conclusion, baseball is a highly psychological game
>oh for 5 taniKEKEKEKEKEKEK
>>142462633>Go back to our containment board
>>142462664I didn’t stutter
>>142462662>>142462660>>142462648Unprecedented events. Santos getting DFA'D after this lol
>>142462721>poodresufufufu
>>142462739BOOOOOOOOOOOBA
>sportsballfaggot
>>142462826Go back
fuuuck the dbacks and the astros
FREDDIE FUCKING FREEMAN
freddie :)
>broors blow itboooo
FREDDIEFREEMAN
TEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOO
PROFAR!
holos winning again stay mad indie plebs
>>142462862If you use the word "sportsball" unironically you should fuck off back to wherever you came from.
TEO
>brewertards really gonna let the holofaggots win this
>>142462919dodgers got the moves!
Mariners won at sportsball today btw.
Hololive runs this website and the world
Profar is a San Diego legend. We all love Profar. Build him that statue!
>>142462863Hey fuck you too buddy, what did the sneks do to you? We stroschads are used to being the antagonists, but the sneks are battling it out in cool 9th inning kino right now.
>>142462826gonna cry?
bad day to be an 8th or 9th inning reliever
>>142462739Amazing rack from an Angeleno Goblina
>it was 7-2
>>142462908Yeah, which is why i told that faggot to fuck off
>>142463004>>142463004unless you're Kenley Jansen
>>142463004Unless you're Stanek/Munoz
Just got home and seen my Fightin’s beat the Faglanta Gayves. Good stuff. Fuck Appletv+ or whatever the hell
brewers deserve to lose the division to one of the other comedy central jokes
>>142462970>>142462906>>142462826And you retards wonder why our board is one of the most hated. I may be a /vt/umor but I’m also a /sp/ie. Go back to your shit thread.
MACHADO WALKOFFPADRES WINTOUHOU WINS
Albert Suarez is the comeback player of the year and I guarantee you don't even know who he is
oh no my brewies are gettin gaped
doyers won :)gg brewers
>>142463073How many rings does Harper have? Just curious.
>>142463106jokes on you, I don't know who I am
>dbags
lmao the fan take down
>>14246312627? am I doing it rite?
Dodgers!
kek
GG Doyers, I hope the Holofrens had fun and enjoyed some baseball
doyers win!
gg broorssee you tomorrow
poopoopeepeepoodrebros we fucking did it
POODRESBROS WHERE YA ATGG Dbros yall scrappy as hell I still think you're making playoffs <3
>Padres>AstrosBoth had very stressful 9th innings but still won
>it was 0-0
legend machado
>>142463126That’s all you got? Weak. It’s baseball not basketball. It’s the ultimate team sport
>>142463169Extremely based GIF
sewald why...
piss and shit bros, wya?
>>142463073>>142463126Good night kings. The heterosexual teams won tonight>Pic sorta related
HOLY SHIT MANNY MACHADOHOW can you say baseball is boring, I've watched nothing but good games for the last 5 hours
When will we be free of Cashman...when...WHEN?!?!!
I 100% had faith my poodres would win this game especially after that top of the 9th inning. Yep 0 doubt in my mind
>>142463228based and faithpilled
>>142463154Poor form for Ohtani, but Smith was insane, and Freddie was clutch. Definitely hoping for more mlbxholo collabs. Korone would be a really good mascot for a yellow team.
>>142463228Damn nigga can we watch the next based bawl game off your 76 inch HD plasma curved screen forehead?
MANNY MANNY
>>142463126He's got a ring alright
>>142463273you can't justify paying Trent Grisham a major league salary
>>142463297Trent my son.. SD will always be grateful for 2022
>>142463292sorry about the braves L little bro
EXIT VELOCITY 102.3
>>142463292>LCS ringembarrassing, truly.
Another stressful game for my Dodgers. Salute to all the Brew Crew members who stayed through the Vtubers.
>13>12One for the ages :)
I just wish the vtuber fans would turn down a dial by like, 95% and their company ain't so bad.
>>142463217how in the FUCK are you gonna have both new york teams in the lowest tier of gay? easy to tell where this faggot is from.
>>142463394Homophobic, retard
>>142463405why do you keep confusing fear and disgust?
Another Milwaukee humiliation; Manfred should just hand the division to the redberds or even the cusb at this point.
arizona sandiego owns you
>>142463394This is someone who thinks being gay is good
>doyers won>weaboos got taken advantage ofgreat night
Manny Machado has the heart of a failure
>>142463217>Braves>lowest tierThis guy doesn’t know ball
>>142463394Everyone knows flyovers are the ultimate closeted homos. No one jerks off to tranny porn more than the flyovercuck because it is forbidden fruit. In New York or LA they are simply tolerated, whereas they are elevated to near mythical status in the mind of your average farm boy.
>>142463470>reddit said so
>>142463470Yeah all those farmers in Philly. The bias is obvious
>>142463477>lightning quick unsolicited reddit copengmi
>>142463414The chart is some tranny rating them off of homophobia, you fucking retard
>>142463424I hate Phoenix but Dbacks are cool
>>142463509IAYC :^)
>>142463431Reading this leaves me with a deep sense of sadness. I can't tell if it's for the Hololive fans level of delusion or for Dodgers lack of foresight.
>ton of really exciting games to end the night on5/5 Meltzer stars for the booking by mlb
>>142463500>Braves and yankees in the not gay tierbased retard
Phew my asstros were almost ass but they clutched it out their ass :)
>>142463530>lack of forsightFuck those faggots I hope we do this every year and change nothing. They will still show up
>>142463470kek!
>>142463431Well played LA
the little dance the memeiners do after a win is the gayest thing in the sport
>>142463576but everyone already knows the memeiners are gay
>>142463536What does this even have to do with anything? That makes no sense. Braves, Miami, and San Francisco should be on top in an unbiased ranking.
Coast chad here..Please fuck my ass...
>>142463532There isnt a game in the tokyo dome today unfortunately, kyojin are away, so no 5 stars.
>>142463470>>142463425>>142463405whatever faggots everyone knows how gay your mutt city is
>>142463576The doyers hit dance is gayer
My Jays were ass but I knew that going in and my expectations held firm
>>142463576It's fun with their spanked red glowing warm bottoms. They spank each other's bare butts long and hard until bright bright apple red before each game they are in first place
Can sum1 walk me through all the late-inning BP meltdowns/walkoffs?
>>142461610Hololive is based and you are cringe
>>142463658
>>142463515>>142463414I misread that I am so sorry.
>>142463214thanks for rojas, canzone, and bliss btw
>>142463668no i'm too lazy but i can tell you that the teams who had meltdowns include the astros, yankees, padres, dbacks, brewers, mets, and nationals
>>142463725That's good en1ough, thanks
>>142463668Astros put in a rookie AAA call up in the 9th who got to two outs and then imploded.
>>142463431Based. Fuck holoshit and fuck simps.
but seriously, the cubs won
I h8 the Dodgers but now seeing the Hololive night in action it's genius. Every team needs to run niche appeal events that get the freaks and losers out of the general stadium populace. They should turn it into some freakshow dunk tank and give the weirdos some ugly ass Funkos
>>142463563This was unsolicited and you know it
>>142463431>this is a horrible lookLOL
They need to have Gura interview the players, especially Will Smith, well known lolicon.
cubs won that game
Post /unsolicited/ memes
>>142463871check this one out!
Please tell me the Yankees got booed off the field tonight.
>>142463756They actually pitched him in the 8th. He came out for the 9th to save the bullpen and ran out of gas after the 3rd batter and well…. yeah
>>142463217>terrorist watermelon on username
>>142463895Too far asswhole
Soliciting Cubspie for passionate love making.
>>142463871yeah?
>>142463924Based
i don't know who cubspie is and i don't care
uggghhh... the thoughts... ARGHGHH... make them go away...
>>142463871https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6pON_RhFRh0
we need jomboy now more than ever
cubs are reddit
>>142464002don't worry, he'll have a video about Altuve tomorrow morning, he's obsessed with the midget
Business Idea: Jomboy manages the Yankees.
>>142463991This is damming
mariners, royals, cardinals, braves, now that is Reddit! the cubbies not a chance
>>142463991Kek!
jomboy? more like gayboy
>>142463972This. Fuck Cubspie.
>>142463991Only oldfags remember...
i see young lads biking around carrying their batsis it safe to say baseball is back?
>>142464101This is /mlb/
>>142460441i thought you guys were memeing. they really did it
>went to doyers game tonighti might have watched ohtani strike out 4 times, but i saw smith drive in 3 dingers and vargas 1
>>142464205did what?
>>142464207but did you get a shirt and playing card to sell on ebay for $500?
>>142463991Who has the Clarkie fighting game 3d animation
>>142464225I got the card but I’m not gonna stand in line for merchI heard that wrapped around the stadium still in the 9th
>>142464238https://youtu.be/fxYspxtblrY?
ugggggghhhhhhhhhhh.... UGH
>>142464270Dog bless
babe we're sleeping on the mariners bed tonight
>>142464308where are my city connect sheets?
>>142460458That boy ain't right.
>>142464322sorry
>>142464308Guess it's gonna be a low-scoring night..
as a cubs fan, I am so sorry
>>142463972there are 3 actual cubspie + ERG but then sometimes ppl pretend to be cubs fans for teh lulz
>>142464354kek KEKi'm keking
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lAK2EjYTGEoEven Jomboy is praising Elly! All 12 minutes are devoted to his baserunning prowess but you do me a favor. You ask the first kid you see about Elly De La Cruz and they will go on for several minutes about his power, his arm, his fielding! He is a 5 tool player and the kids will not stop talking about him! Elly is a superstar and only shut-in's on 4channel that don't talk to the children are unaware of this fact.
>>142464362dont forget about spammy
>>142464355What are you sorry for?
Gotta have a little ROFL for da Cubbie bears..
>>142464354all i need is one good inning do you know what i am saying?
>>142462362WTF is eattle?
>>142464354it'll be a one run game but they'll come out ahead if you catch my drift
look at this dudeoh no no no no hahahahaha
>>142464386oh it wraps around, it says eat tlepia
>>142464406I will not eat the water bugs.
>>142463871i might need to update...but the tani + trout photo is one of my favorite baseball photos, I really wish they could have done greater things together
>>142464415We'll always have the memories anon, Time to make the 2024 version even more epic!
>>142464134Just like the Phillies>we're phucking back>>142464354I zozzled
>>142464384>>142464396
>>142464444checked n true!
>>142464414i prefer freshly tossed pike place fishe too
I made it home bros with 8% battery left.Here's the ball game song chathttps://streamable.com/5n0kh0
>>142464415nene....
>>142464471this is just embarrassing and sad.
>>142464468do locals actually shop at pikes place? I just assumed it was a touristy thing. I love it, seattle is a really nice city
happy days to all of /mlb/ and all who celebrate
>>142464471Would rather have the Memeiners rendition
>>142464468>the one in the background:DDDD
goodnight /mlb/
>>142464471Is this the modern cheezburger night?
>>142464530nite brotha
>>142464471this is one of the first things to make me feel old. Like I can understand zoomers getting perms and doing gay tiktok dances, we had moptops and vine, but I just cant wrap my head around this.
>>142464471Why'd they play it twice?
>>142464494i never did lol
>>1424631692023 Padres would have absolutely given up. This team is very different, maybe a team of destiny but they seem to never give up! Also catching up behind Braves! Give me that wildcard spot Barfs!
>>142464460shocked fat black man sighted
>>142464471Imagine you're some 70+y/o guy there, dodger lifer, season ticket holder who has been to every home game since 1978. You have one thing in this world that has stayed mostly the same and that is baseball, you put up with all the silly shit throughout the years because at the end of the day it's about the ballgame and that is something you understand and know fully. Then this shit happens and you have you realize what you once loved is gone and has been ripped from your hands and stomped on in front of your face.
>>142464562Can someone explain to me with the vtuber thing.. like are these just regular streamers who add an anime girl overlay or are they VAs or what?
>it's time for doyer's baseball!https://twitter.com/heyimvctr/status/1809414696388423981?s=46&t=BEVAYhPIAimIjpoeSmqi_Q
>>142464594It's just some whore singing. It's not that serious. If you can stomach the LGBT shit, this is literally nothing.
>>142464596Imagine being a god-fearing Catholic Mexican father of 12 (10 girls) and seeing this all over the stadium.
>>142464628dios mio tengo que confesar
>>142464494If I'm downtown and it isn't summer I'll stop by a couple times a year when it isn't too busy. I have friends who live nearby and they go frequently.
>>142464595They're functionally regular streamers with an anime girl overlay. They're managed like idols though, with all the drama and faggotry that entails.
My biggest complaint is that they didn't force this stupid rabbit to sing in broken English
>>142464617You wouldn't get it swede.
Chat did they show the song, drone show, and whatever other hololive content on tv?
>>142464673It's quite literally just some random whore singing take me out to the ballgame.
>>142464685I don't watch the Dodgers, sorry.
>>142464655>managed like idolsI'm in too deep. Thanks for trying though
>>142464471>>142464596this shit is hilarious
>>142464617>>142464673I don't get it either anon, and frankly I don't like it.
>>142464685They played the song on TV.https://streamable.com/manjor
>>142464697It's okay, I don't expect you to understand.
what was the gamethread like for the dodgers? were brewers fans in over their heads kek
>>142464719There was this couple a few rows down from me wearing Brewers merch. I silently laughed at them for coming to my Doyers Stadium and not supporting the Doyers
/nu/ 500>>142464736
now it's 500
>>142464697Regardless of how someone feels about LGBT, it's at least understandable in the cultural sense. People watched Bugs Bunny crossdress in the 50s/60s. How the fuck do you explain "here's a lil cartoon girl persona who plays pretend with other cartoon girl personas"
>>142463668My poodres were up by 7-2, Enyel de los meatballs loads up bases, had to use our closer, salami and a two shot jack. After that inning, Profar Solo shot agaisnt sewald to tie it, Croney walks and Manny fucking Machado walks it off. Team didn't give up even after choking a 5 run lead. Absolutely kino and very nice for Manny to be playing his big contract!
>>142464749rotoscoping cartoons for children existed before people streamed video games
>>142464749>How the fuck do you explain "here's a lil cartoon girl persona who plays pretend with other cartoon girl personas">Hey grandpa that girl is a cartoon that people watchNot that hard
>>142464749Well using your cartoon example. Let's say they got the voice actor for Bugs Bunny singing take me out to the ballgame. With an Looney Tunes animation and everything. Would you still find that perplexing?
>>142464786Yes because bug Bunny isn't voiced by anybody??? He's a rabbit?????
>>142464670
>>142464701>idols you know how boyband crazes in different countries lead to talent mills churning out groups like BTS, one direction, etc? they have that in japan with girls and its all very tightly controlled by talent producers with its own lingo and tropes and drama etc. hololive are vtubers modeled on being "like japanese idol groups" or at least thats the conceit, in practice its like if a regular livestreamer that did gaming and chat streams put on a concert once or twice a year. the idol stuff is like their 'gimmick' as a livestreamer-managing company.
>>142464924Okay, I gotcha. Thanks for the explanation.. I guess it's slightly better than a regular streamer but somehoe sounds even more bullshit at the same time
>>142465018if theres anything that confuses you, let me know and ill try to explain it in the most absolute normalfag way possible
brehs I didn't get my suisex shirt, but at least selling the cards on ebay will pay for my ticket
why wont cubspie admit how in love she is with me..
>HELLO BALLBOOMERS AND HOLOWEEBS>KONNICHIWA>AND>PLAY BALLWE ARE THE DARK AND THE LIGHTWE HAVE THE POWER OF TIMEWE ARE THE SERPENTS INTERTWINEDTHE GALAXY WILL UNITETHIS IS THE BEGINNINGTHIS IS THE BEGINNINGTHIS IS THE BEGINNINGTHIS IS THE BEGINNINGTHIS IS THE BEGINNINGTHIS IS THE BEGINNINGTHIS IS THE BEGINNINGITS ALL STARTING NOWTHIS IS THE BEGINNINGTHIS IS THE BEGINNINGTHIS IS THE BEGINNINGTHIS IS THE BEGINNINGTHIS IS THE BEGINNINGTHIS IS THE BEGINNINGTHIS IS THE BEGINNINGIT'S ALL STARTING NOW
>>142464562gura is an oldfag 4chan posterso are ame, mori, and (probably) fauna
