>>142458787
mariners won that ballgame btw
Mariners btw.
Cubbehsnitey
doyers win!
My Chadres choked but Profar and Manny heimlech manuever my choking Chadres :) very special team. You think braves will save a warm seat for that wildcard spot?
>heh, i'll show /mlb/....SPORTSBALL!
>>142464786If it was another franchise like Looney Tunes or any other American cartoon, no one would really bat an eye. But because it's hololive, people come out of the woodwork and "oh no it's anime at my ball game"
>>142464812He roasted the fuck out of us desu
It's okay because the cubbies won so imo that means padubbies won.
ugh... it hurts...
Orioles!
>>142464823>"oh no it's anime at my ball game"this except unironically
>>142464826Meant for >>142464796
>oh no it's anime at my ball game
>>142464823I mean if it was Shinji or Goku or whatever that's different from the social media interactivity of the Miku girl things
>>142464890mexicans love dbz have the doyars really never had a dbz night?
>>142464812>still seething hours later
sportsballspie owns you clowns
sportsballspie just pissed me off
A few years ago I took my shirt off and drew a cock and tits on my chest and poaed it to the /mlb/ thread. Thems were the days...
>>142465157Will someone actually pay 200 dollars for it
>>142465436deserves to be scammed by a subcontinental over the phone, possibly even over facebook
>doyers game thread hit 1k postsHoly fuck lol, I went to the game so I couldn't post with the lads but it's definitely one of the better games I've been to. Also no I didn't stand in line for the merch, I saw that shit wrap around the plaza and realized it would be retarded to wait in line for a shirt. Heard people were still waiting in line during the drone show and I honestly bet half of them are scalpers
Threadly reminder that Cubspie is universally loved and everybody supports her!
>>142465486I sat top deck. Great view of the whole ballpark desu.
>>142465551Top deck is based, I was in the reserve level on the 3rd base side tonight and I went down to the loge level to watch the drone show with some friends after the game
>>142465496I hate her and I hate the cusb
>>142465574>>142464781 is meand i'm the one that recorded and posted the song in the game threadhttps://streamable.com/5n0kh0
>>142465486>>142465551>>142465574I would like to attend a game at dodger's stadium.
>>142465586Expected gay louis opinion.
>>142465596Hell yeah those are nice seats, I saw so many people in my section with their phones out during the 7th inning stretch and I don't think I've ever seen one get applause either, Gura is that based.>>142465597Dodger Stadium is great, just make sure to bring your own (unopened) water bottle so you don't have to pay $7 for water. Also the food is overpriced as shit. And if you can try to take the dodger express bus, way better than spending $30 on parking along with the fact that the parking lot is hell to get out of.
>over six hours in lineRIP his legs https://x.com/PresGeorgie/status/1809488757743407154
>>142465690Or, you can watch the game you paid to see, especially if you came from out of state.
>>142465707yeah whatever he drove a couple hours from yuma
>>142465690Dareisay, based dodgers?
I still don't understand this holo whatever shit. A 6 hour line? What the fuck? For what? I thought it's just fake anime girls.
The cards they gave out to us at the game are selling for $100 on ebay
>>142465767i think there was a dog that got it popular and then they translated it to english but the chinese bought them out i'm not really sure
>>142465436Yes
>>142465799Wondering how much I can sell mine for or if I should wait a bit
>>142465827keep it mang, is $110 after the ebay cut worth it right now? either hold on to the shirt or wait a decade or two for them to increase in value.
>>142465890I only have the card, but a friend messaged me for it.>the card is free right?>yes, but my ticket wasn'tIf they want it they're gonna have to fork up the money
>>142465767Exclusive holododgers merch, some hats and shirts. The reason the line was so fucking long was because all they had to serve the fans was a tiny ass booth. They gravely underestimated the madness of hololive fans
what the hell is a hololive? if i don't even know what this is what is going through the heads of the puerto rican players as they see this shit?
>>142465890>wait a decade or two
>>142465931this
That'll $60 each item plus a 6 hour wait in line plus tip
>>142465903based>>142465937HODL
>>142464823It would be funny if they had a family guy night and everyone was hyped and it sold out and everyone got family guy stickers and trinkets eheheOh sweet stickas
>>142464823Hololive ain't anime.
>>142466029I know it isn't but it's the idea, making an example with it.
>>142465987>eh lois>rememba that time we went to LA for tha sacks game?
>>142466048Anime is approved.Hololive is denied.Simple as.
Don't think I've ever seen this many different flags in an /mlb/ gamethread
Just announce Holonight 2 already, Doyers
>>142466136hololive brought 4chan together
Ohtani couldn't handle the pressure of his oshi watching
>>142466168If the doyers are playing at home during AX weekend next year it's a virtual guarantee they'll do it againMaybe they'll learn their lesson and make a larger merch station next time
Chumchads are official central bros now btw.
>>142466288I paid money to watch Ohtani potentially hit a home run, let alone hit the ball at all. Instead I watched Will Smith pull a hat trick and make Doyers history and Miguel Vargas for the one time dinger.And we won. Pretty worth desu.
>>142466136How do you see all of them organized like that?
>>142466371https://github.com/dnsev/flaggotYou have to download tampermonkey on chrome or greasemonkey on firefox
>>142465959That cap sucks ass. Instead of saying Hololive Production they could've for example used the exact same base blue Dodgers cap but made different variants with a white logo of a comet, a carrot, and a shark in its place. This is so lazy.
>>142466391Very nice thanks
>>142466354Who are the Chumchads, if I may ask?
D O Y E R S OYERS
>>142466494They are like the psychogang but way hornier.
>>142466520Sweet Jesus...
>>142466458K I N OINO
holy fucking shit
I'm goonin'!
>>142466602Yeahhh.... I feel bad I didnt get mine.
>>142466602>>142466620Makes me wonder how early people people went to the stadium for the merch
>>142466638Very. I showed up right at game time. I was next to someone in line that showed up 2 hours beforehand.
>>142466638They interviewed a guy who said he was there since noon. It was over before it started.
>>142466686Yeah I had one day to go to AX cause I happened to be going to the Dodger game. I should have just gone another day but that would involve me taking more days off. Maybe the learned their lesson?
>>142466686who in their right mind is waiting 8+ hours for a shirt?
>>142466802Bro I love this fucking shark.
>>142466819But it's not the shark it's the shirt...
>>142466869Shirt has shart on it. Doesn't matter.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KnHUeaOff0s
>>142466890>Shirt has shart on itanon...
>>142467005I said what I said.
>>142466968Why do the dodgers sing it twice?
>>142467066Cause were just better than you
>>142465937put in glass display or something.
>>142467077Ide say a jar
>>142466968doyers
https://twitter.com/onefancyperson/status/1809400260009373826
>the doyers got a bunch of weebs to go outside yesterday>an /mlb/ game thread was busier than any divegrass threadWhat the fuck was that fever dream
>>142468384/vt/ is very fast
Doyers hololive night was a success because the Mariners meme night happened
>>142468524Nijisis...
>>142468384Don't ever look up /vt/ statistics vs other board. They regularly demolish other boards in board speed and ppm. Just because some vtuber is doing karaoke.
>>142468975Karaoke is fun we just had a mass of 50k people sing with Gura
>>142464736The Royals should have just let the White Sox beat them back in April. Then this well of false hope would have never sprung up for them and their retarded fans. Oh well, I like to see them suffer.And by the way, Chiefs training camp is soon.
Yankees.
Damnit Chris you cheap son of a bitch! I demand Hololive night for my Tigers you hear me! We could have Raora, Botan and Lui it would be perfect for the Lions, Tigers a d Red Wings! Chris you cheap son of a bitch we gotta spend money yo make.money! Detroit is full of weeks we'd love hearing and Italian girl sing Take Me Out to the Ball games! They could do a cover of Bless you Boys!Chris Illich you fucking Cheap Son of a Bitch Coward I know.you are here!
>>142470507Before expanding the Pic it looks like she is dreaming of a thick dildo.
Sure is nice rooting for the best team in baseball. Hopefully I can actually watch the game tonight. I was all set to call this semitic gentleman’s radio show today and make fun of him but they were playing “best of WIP” instead of his show.
>>142465486The game itself was fun
hololive night was a smashing success John i know you love money fucking make it happen you scrooge ass bitch.
>>142468975this is the one thing where i've truly felt out of touch.
you know i read that cover actually came prepared and provided more than enough merch...the problem was the retarded ass doggydoos didn't think to do more than a few small tents, so a shit load of merch went unsold even though there were wrapping around the stadium lmfao. So there were still boxes and boxes of merch after they closed up shop at 12:15.
Did steroids btw
This is the 50 win club. Can the Twins join the club today, or will the Astros keep them out for another day?
>>142472250The Mariners and Padres are also eligible
whats the next cringe night the doyers will do? I am thinking furry night
>>142472299Nah, that's going to be the Pirates thing after the Andrew McCutchen meme
>>142472299child predator appreciation night
>>142472396Wow so original! That’s such a 2020 joke. Get with the times.
>>142472455you'll never be a real girl cubspie
Amazing Doyers thread yesterday and game last night. Holy fuck.
i remember when someone said hololive dodgers night probably wouldn't change much. Well that retard was wrong LOL i knew we'd be flooded and it'd be a party.
>>142464736Last night might be the most frustrating game of the year.
>>142472217Did he? He looked like shit
>a bunch of adult manchildren posting vtuber porn for 2.5 hours was an amazing thread and a party
>my 3rd WC spot Sox have a better record than the memeiners
>>142472701yes
>>142472701you must be like 50 years old to be unironically using fucking giphy gifs. Go back to whatever SBnation website you crawled out of.
>>142472217>any player appearing on the list compiled by federal investigators in 2003 did not necessarily test positive for performance-enhancing drugs. Among those factors were that the total number of players said to be on the list far exceeded the number of collected specimens that tested positive. In addition, there were questions raised regarding the lab that performed the testing and their interpretation of the positive tests. Also, the statement pointed out that certain legal supplements that were available over the counter at the time could cause a positive test result.>Rob Manfred said it was "entirely possible" Ortiz did not test positive during the MLB survey drug testing in 2003. The commissioner stated that the alleged failed test should not harm Ortiz's legacy, and that there were "legitimate scientific questions about whether or not those were truly positives". Manfred added "Those particular tests were inconclusive because "it was hard to distinguish between certain substances that were legal, available over the counter, and not banned under our program." He also said "Ortiz has never been a positive at any point under our program" since MLB began testing in 2004 and that it is unfair for Hall of Fame voters to consider "leaks, rumors, innuendo and non-confirmed positive test results" when assessing a player.NOPE
>>142465486What a boring stadium
last night doyers stadium must have smelled worse than beaner appreciation night
>>142472801the brewers were shit so not entirely wrong
>>142472730>are you fucking using GIPHY UNIRONICALLY, ON MY FUCKING 4chan?!?His mom caught him with his pants down on the doyer gamethread last night lmao
>>142472730
>>142472952>>142472876>>142472701i'm glad you make yourself so noticeable with your gif names, i'll be searching through your post history :)
>>142466320nah, i hope they keep taking advantage of these weaboo freaks
>>142472701Kek check it out, it’s you watching a registered sex offender post vtuber porn
Good morning /mlb/ hope you are all wellAs a lifelong baseball fan and an OG vtuber fan, this whole thing last night was a fucking fever dream. One of the artists I follow on Xwitter posted a video of her in the stands when Freddie hit that go ahead hit. Not in a million years did I think I would ever see that.
where are all the red sox fans by the way
>>142472980
TY Itoh and Sato beating the gaystars and once again staving off falling under .500
Shoah O'tanner wouldn't be in a slump right now.
Daddies need to have a 2hu night
>>142473121Right here?
Good morning /mlb/. I have reached the point where nothing will make me happy outside of Boone being fired immediately, but we all know that will never happen because my Yankees are a bunch of incompetent bums who are content with losing. Judge will be the new Mattingly. Sigh. Have a good day everyone.
>>142473627it's fucking infuriating having a puppet manager. They will never lose their jobs because they are directly controlled with hands straight up their asses by their gms. I share in your fucking pain.
>>142473627You have one option, accuse both Cashman and Boone of raping you 15 years ago.
>>142473237Oy vey, not anudda Shoah!
>>142473293Cheesy Feet
my chadres broke the attendance record from some random dbacks game, meanwhile doyerpacos need holoshit weeb simps to stay alive kek
>>142473627>waaaah why isn't my team of superstars already at 60 wins!kill yourself
>>142473627If Boone held his players accountable the same way he tried it with the umps, things would be a lot different. Stro did nothing wrong.
So is Hololive the new fad now that touhou and anime are official dead? Baseball related
>>142474266fake
>>142472470>everyone is my gang stalking crushTurn yourself into the asylum.
>>142473937
>>142472715He did steroids btw and fell off and became a drug addict in DR btw
>>142474310
>>142474032They’ve been playing like ass for a month now and this type of thing happens every year. I’m not giving up on the team yet as I believe they can still address a lot of issues at the trade deadline, but the constant laziness and boneheaded play is inexcusable. Boone has proven he doesn’t know how to get the team back on the right track when things go bad.
>>142474333Cheesed to meet you, Mousey
>>142474397fake news, don't read fellas
>>142464736My pirates (:
what makes modern men obsessed with cartoon girls? what happened in you guys childhood that made you turn out this way?
>>142474397New chart just dropped
>>142473293>>142474333Which Hololive is this?
>>142473627They fellatiate Boone like they get paid for it. Real Yankees fans that seen the Girardi team knew this for decades.
>>142473693Yankiners?
>>142474083Yo, you seen Cabrera’s error last night and then Weaver overthrowing. lol. Pitchforks last night.
>>142474506Girardi should’ve been given a chance to run it back after 2017. Team’s only gotten further and further from a championship since.
>>142474505The mousey one
>>142473943Crazy 2 me, gotta be the normie Star Wars weekend I guess
>>142474480Idk but maybe we can bribe the hololive people to convince them all to commit ritual suicide. Been too long since there was a cult mass suicide and we are about due.
anyone else watching the cringekino series between the cum sox and fish?
an ump stabbed a bat boy yesterdayanother reminder of their reign of terror
>>142475296Based Laz Diaz
>Despite being the enemy of the umpires, the Phillies have the best record in baseballHow are they doing it?
why are the dodgers only 6 games ahead of the padres? is that really all that paying for a le superteam gets you?
>>142475413cracks are forming in LA
dodgers-dads 2hu night promotion when?
>>142475406>Ump has a better physique than Harper
>>142475632Basing that on the shoulder pads I see
>>142475413We'll be taking first place by the end of the month
>>142474555Sad shit. That shit running in the third inning is what did us in too. George wouldn't stand for this.
>>142475696Twink body
Aside from seething about coloreds, how would Babe Ruth view today's MLB?
*All >.500 records as of 7/5/24*FRAUDSTwins (17-26)Red Sox (19-28)Mariners (22-27)Cardinals (14-18)TEETERINGBrewers (20-21)Braves (18-18)Padres (20-17)SPIRITUAL FRAUDSDodgers (16-9)SAFEGuardians (21-15)Phillies (16-9)Yankees (32-21)Orioles (33-20)
>>142475413Dodgers will still be fine. Padres offense is legit this year, but they simply don't have the depth of starter/BP arms to keep pace.. maybe that changes after trade deadline.
Doyers
>>142475768I'm actually kind of afraid of the Twins, bros. Buxton, Royce Lewis, Correa, Larnach, Miranda and now early returns on Brooks Lee? Their lineup will be scary if they could ever keep Royce and Buxton and Miranda healthy at the same time...
>>142464823false
>>142464907it's funny because you can tell exactly what fanbase prompted this AI image
>>142474530I told you guys this was going to happen.
that diamondbacks/padres game looked like a banger.
>>142464823You retarded equivocating faggot. Manchildren making looney tunes porn and posting it to /mlb/ would rightly be criticized and hopefully mercy killed by their ashamed family members.
>>142466136hate to spoil this for you, but a majority of them are redditors who use VPNs because they are afraid of being doxed on 4chancase in point >>142466433
>>142466362>we
>>142476794Good for you, they’re still not welcome
>>142466802people who want to scalp it online for $500-1000. $1000 for 8 hours of work is decent pay
>>142467066the real question is why are they so cringe they insert the team name into the song instead of singing the original version?
>>142476794I would never want to interfere with the VERY real and not fake Metsiners broship
>>142472217Yordan is using too, just a matter of time
>>142472455U seem upset :^)
>>142472730the real irony is that half that thread last night was 40 and 50 year olds
>>142473011>missed the gamethey didn't care about the baseball game, desu
>>142473627just a reminder: this same anon (and his posse) were raving about how good a manager Boone was 1 month agored sox buck broke them
>>142477507I have never seen anyone praising Boone on /mlb/.
>>142477324It's a complicated relationship that you wouldn't understand.
>>142477557right, they do it on /r/yankees
Is there a sign for catchers to pitcher indicating to throw a dead ball at batter? In minor leagues or major?
>>142478213Or rather not "dead ball" but throw the ball to hit the batter.
>>142477185I was here!
>>142473627>Judge will be the new Mattingly.He should have cut those damn sideburns.
>>142477620kys pedo troon
>>142466802>in their right mindSee, here's your problem
>>142478477>Welsh flagDisgusting. That’s what I get for phoneposting.
>>142473943That game was 9,000 people above the average attendance of 41k. It helped but dodger stadium is usually very populated.
Dodgers!
>wake up>roll over in bed>see this facehow would that make you feel?
>>142478694>how would that make you feel?FULLY ERECT
>>142473943Only took you 20 years also>star whores night
>>142478552based
>>142471755Take every big board:/b/, /pol/, /v/, /a/, /sp/Then mash in /jp/, /r9k/, /biz/, /fit/, /ck/, /g/, /cgl/Sprinkle on some /e/, /c/, /h/, /d/, /u/, /cb/, /hm/, /y/.What you get is this weird mirror into old 4chan. People who treat baiting and trolling like a day job, Oldfags from the years gone by stepping out of the aether too do battle with newfags, general threads that hit 1500 post limits because someone brapped on stream, people that treat the stock value of Vtubing companies like they are watching a marathon, console faggotry of vtubers and agencies, threads where people treat the live viewership of individual streams as if they are highstakes sporting events, collabs treated like heavyweight boxing events. It's everything good and bad about this place.Maybe because I am in a baseball thread I am romanticizing and my Tigers were Elite back during that era but it is also a window into what threads like /mlb/ would have been like if they existed during the Golden Age of baseball when the whole nation would have their ear on the game. That thread yesterday was a peak into the past of baseball. Where something like the field of dreams game takes us to the humble beginnings the hololive event took us back to a time where baseball games were events where people from all walks of life would gather round on a Friday night and watch America's past time.
whenever I see a dodgers hat now I am going to assume the person wearing it is on estrogen
>>142478694puke
>>142478909>blogpostdidn't read
>>142466188Nah /vt/ is notoriously filled with nonAmericans. We call them SEANiggers they are so rampant.
>>142478919that's every west coast team, which is why the As are moving
/vt/ visiting us last night was surreal and terrifying. I appreciate their company as long they kept it /mlb/-related.
>>142479002Good I didn't proof read it and posted it from a phone.
Does anyone have a side by side image of the vtuber IRL and their avatar? I feel like laughing this morning
all weebs are pedos
>>142478909Accurate post.
>>142478909You will never be a woman.
>>142479234it's their culture, bigot
>>142478694that face really reminds me of Kim Jong Un's sister
>>142479275To... Like... Little girls...???
KWAB hall of famer Tim Anderson
>>142479441Jackiebros....
>>142479155I have her dox. She is actually very cute.
what the fuck is hololive
>>142479155this retard? >if it was looney tunes no one would bat an eye!!
>>142479267Thank God for that! Imagine bleeding once a month! Can't even lift shit. Have to ask men to open jars of pickles. Can't even imagine it.
>>142479566So you dont actually want to be a woman but you still dress up like one and demand that we use female pronouns when we talk to you?
>>142474637I want to taste the mousey cheese
>>142479516do you think he faps to his avatar?
Will there be more hololive collabs is it reserved only for 0-5tranny
>>142479871
>>142478585Weebshit aside not selling out your stadium on 4th of July weekend is pretty bad. Padres went 5k over capacity
>>142479516This is the person pretending to be an anime girl on stream?
>>142479983yes.
>>142479655Well my new favorite song is "I practice karate on the mentally unstable"... so no. I mean are you asking for a good time tonight faggot? I can be your daddy kek.https://youtu.be/84bweA1UQK0?si=Gz1ID2dgoKQNClXhIF YOU ARE STRUGGLING WITH MENTAL ISSUES~I'LL LIKELY BEAT YOU UP~
>>142480150>SGbased pepe
>>142480018I shouldn't be surprised. I saw this pic and thought it was some le randum convention-esque photo. Art/media goes downhill so fast when the archetypical fan is in a creative role, just a figurative and literal wankfest.
>>142478552holy mad lmao
>Jankees leadoff hitter is their 12th ranked prospect who’s played 11 games in AAA and 16 in the majors>They have a 300 million dollar payroll
Why don't other fanbases will their players into elitedom with love and respect?
>>142480641Tbf the Yankees have been booing and heckling Judge this whole year so cheering and heckling can both work
Why do you guys have lolis singing on the big screen
My Doyers
>>142480641That's my dawg
>>142480981>bugspuke
>>142479155Careful anon... down that path lies the path of the Gosling. There is no saving you then.
>>142481062nah, I'm not gay
>>142481000You will never be racist.
>A ‘ghost runner’ busted Ryan Helsley’s record save streak.What a fucking joke.
>>142481554She’s wearing the wrong kind of glove.
>>142481635thats a prostate exam glove so its canon for the dodgers fanbase
>>142481110Listen anon I get it but then you hear a girl lose her shit about how much she loves me with big beefy chests she can snuggle against and touch. And 2 weeks later you added 45lbs to your bench. I can't argue with the facts okay.https://youtu.be/8yJbC1QDDvw?si=s7SAxMQhHJbFYJ8A>>142481110Could have fooled anyone.
>>142481962>a girl>her>sheanon... >>142479516
>>142482263>>142482263You guys really know how to welcome us /vt/boys almost feels like home here... all that's missing is a post about >herHaving sex with her Boyfriend (yeah me) after the stream and using everyone's superchats for condom money. https://youtu.be/ipFGfuxGQ_c?si=IUr2QJQCUx17LamM>Yankess and Sox are playingFUCKING FINALLY EVERYONE SHUT UP BASEBALL IS ON!
Mariners won that ballgame last night btw, you might have been flooded with cartoon rabbits that sound like the salty coins and milk girl and missed it, but rest assured the M's won that ballgame last night btw.
>no mention of vtrooners during game recapLmao mlb is ashamed of the doyerfaggos
>>142482950>still seethingKWAB
>>142483074Grimace? Cultural icon, honorary MLB mascot.Hohol Lies? Literal whomst'ves, bad for the sport.
>>142483095The only seething I'm doing is over the fact that cheap fuck Chris won't buy out the Baez contract.
>>142483074>MLB squandering bags of gold and pretending like people show up for the gamesWhy are you surprised really? The fact the refuse to release Ump Chad Manager 2024 speaks volumes to how adverse to money the MLB is!
>>142483074Padres didn't mention anything about Star Wars. They're not gonna give away free advertising
Ben Rice homer!
Kevin Pillar hit 10 years of service time today
Hi /sp/
RICED
more like the POO Jays
>>142484109https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3CW42uUyO4k
>>142484109I remember Kevin Millar
I find it weird that the Helmet manufacturers don't just make one piece molds that have the chin guard built in. It's not like the detachable piece is universal or anything, they're still clearly designed to be only for lefties or only for righties
>>142484558We playing early today?
>>142484178>a fucking cometWho makes this shit?
>>142484109Remember when that MLB pension was a huge deal? Now if you reach the 10 year threshold you have so much money that the Pension just goes to your rolex collection so you have a little bit more for your Maserati collection
I wish my my home team would do a hololive night or some other anime themed event. I'm seriously jealous. I'd personally like to draft Pippa and Shondo to the Astros
>>1424855151:05 start time today. >bases loadedSad.
>>142484643holy shit, he could have easily lost an eye there
>>142485909coletrain will handle it
>>142485909Cole gets out of it never a doubt in my mind
>Wells is sitting because Boone doesn’t like to play catchers in day games after a night gameI hate this fucking retard so much.
>>142479516How fast do you think he would get his ass kicked if he showed up to a baseball game 30 years ago looking like this?
>Altuve out after being hit in the hand in last night’s gameWell shit
Didn’t a Red Sox player get imprisoned for underage pedophile prostitution?
>>142487071sounds like papelbon but he hasnt been arrested for it yet
>>142486957Pretty weak, I'm going to need some injuries that last through the all star break please and thank you.
All of the Yankees players have to have weird numbers because all of the good numbers are retiredkek
>>142487071yeah
>>142487352stankees nation shant be recovering from this one!
>>142487485It's amazing how many retards will fall for>14/f/cali
>>142487485>14I thought the Maddox limit was 9?
And the running on Trevino begins…
Sell the Yankees little Steinbrenner. You're driving this franchise into the ground.
>>142487352>>142487487Zero is the only single digit number left on the Yankees.
Fuck this shit, I'm switching over to the Liberty game. At least they don't play like garbage.
This is dogshit. This is bullshit. You gotta be joking me.
>>142487257You already have kyle tucker/justin verlander/half of our pitching staff, what else do you want?
this shit again?
>>142473627>NOOOOOO WE’RE ONLY 18 GAMES ABOVE .500 NOOOOOOO Why do stankees fans whine so fucking much
>>142475413The Dodgers are doing fine in treading water while sustaining injuries. This series with the Brewers is huge for us and thanks to innovative chinese shark technologies we are up a game.
>>142488853it happens when you get swept at home by the resd
Game on and good luck Twinkies>Diesel on the bumpMy goat my ace
>>142488706The bats. They have to go.
ITFCB
Tiresome
A VERDUGONIAN HOME RUN
>>142489170But we need those to hit
>>142489647Chumbuds... I kneel...
>>142489647zoomers were a mistake
>>142489556
This is not going well
>>142488853There is more to a team than the record retard
>>142489943I want to hold her hand
>>142487485Lmao there’s a video of his fat ass getting arrested. He goes up to the door of the house that he thought had a sexy child in it and a fucking army of feds just burst out the door and start giving him the business. He’s got a nice black eye in his mugshot. Dumb ass pedo
Schanuel pls stop slipping lol
this ump stinks
what in the effing fuck was the red sox pitcher trying to do?
The Red Sox will make the score 16-4 because they are cheating, simple as. I called the officials and they told me cheating was perfectly legal.
Get Lemahieu off my baseball team.
attaboy seiya!Horrible strike zone
>>142485467>one piece molds that have the chin guard built in.That exists. They chose not to wear them, 30% of these guys would go no helmet if they had the choice.
Based Larnach
>Stankees
Get a pitcher who can get Devers out. He doesn't bat 1.000 for a reason.
>>142491975he couldn't touch anything cortes was throwing last night
worst strike zone I've seen this year
Gifted him that walk desu
Let's go Hiura
>>142492799it was the middle of the plate, this guy sucks
>cusb
This Hiura guy, doesn't seem very fast.
>>142491956>period sox
Guy named Brewer playing for the Cubs
Higgy producing us while Grisham is looking at fastball down the middle, Vásquez slowly getting settle as a starter, maybe Yankees player should come over to San Diego if they wanna compete for a world series lol
We have a run! Thanks Breggy!1-4 Twins
Let's go O'Hoppe
guysi just saw a balk for the first time! astros twins
>>142464736>Hunter Brown is the next Verlander guise!!!!!
lol when you're given 4 outs an inning you score who would have thought
>period sox
>>142494531He was bound to come back down to earth. His last month was unreal
>>142490178Yeah
We’re scoring runs!
>>142494617This. He's not as bad as we was in April, but he had like a 0.29 ERA or something like that in the last month. Simply not sustainable. Not even close.
>>142494119Higgy’s clutch factor is quite underrated.
>fagsby
BEN RICE LETS FUCKING GO
So how many runs do the Pirates score on the Mets today? It was 14 yesterday but I think they can do better. I say 16-3 today.
YANKEES NOT LOSING FOR ONCE
Leave it to Adell to kill the momentum
>>142495062don't worry, the home plate ump will pick him up
ThisThis right here is why you don’t let them fucking rally last night Espada you fucking retard. They gain so much momentum and are up 1-7 in the fucking 3rd. This is not on Hunter, he’s having a bad day, but you gave them batting practice last night in the 9th the feel themselves. I don’t care if we win the WS this year, I want him gone next season. A joke of a manager.
>7 RUNSHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
DAVID ORTIZ DID STEROIDS
>>142494963That's a bit premature I think. It's only the 6th.
>>142495164So did Arod who gives a fuck really
boston kwab sox
>>142483767lol not even equivalent. the Padres star wars theme was just another typical nothing special theme night with a bobblehead. the doyerpacos incorporated this shit into everything like merch, drone show, 7th inning stretch, etc.
Schanuel getting beat up this game
>>142495217Seething.
I get that you have Brewer on the roster because everyone else is dead but to give him such a long leash counsell is a fucking retard
>3-7 nowThe bat flip was immaculate as always
>call officials>point out Red Sox cheating>yankees destroy the resd suxI will maintain viewership
>stankeesWe will win, 12-10, all is foreseen.
12/12 hits, first time in over 80 yearsWow congrats to Miranda
NOOOOOOO WE’VE ONLY SCORED 10 TODAY AND WE’RE ONLY 55-36 FIRE EVERYONE I HATE THIS TEAM SO MUCH NOOOOOOOOO
>>142496243I look like this and I say this.
‘ate the asstros but gotta admit the assbros on /mlb/ are pretty cool
>>142496344Happy anthrocon
>>142496243>>142488853>imagine 0.5 being your standardI bet you fuck fat/ugly chicks too
cubbie bears getting gaped...again...
>>142496413it's manfred
>cusblmao
Shohei Ohtani spotted in Taiwan
>>142489221Faster!
>>142496479fuck you and fuck spain
>>142496243yankee fans rly do be like this tho
>>142496487More like Shohei Taiwany am I right?
>>142489851I'm 32 lmao
Take me out to the ball gameeee doop dee dooo
>>142496544
>>142496656Hell yeah
>>142496647this but unironically
They even got a Yamamoto impersonator kek
>>142496620you have to be 35 years old to post here
>>142496487he doesn't look nearly as robotic and emotionless as the real Ohtani does when he bats
>>142496487>>142496805is this guy also a degenerate thug?
>>142495354I'm not going this weekend, but I've been years past: you need the theme game ticket to get the bobblehead, but they do tons of bumps (IDK what you call the in-between inning crowd work they put on the video board) with Star Wars music/clips, they've done Star Wars fireworks nights, had a Cantina in Gallagher Square, etc. Not apples to apples with the Hololive stuff, but similar enough.
>>142496805This is 10x more kino than Hololive night wtf
>>142496962He's a Rakuten™ Monkey
Red Sox getting raped ;_;
BEN RICE 3 HOMER DAY
God I really hope Ben Rice continues to do well.
ADELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLfirst time he's done something in like a month
Boone wanted to platoon Rice with J.D. Davis btw.
RICED>RICEDRICED>RICEDRICED>RICED
>>142496620Anyone born after the 80's is a zoomer.
>>142497202>>142496805>>142496487Who'd win in a fist fight between Whitetani and Taiwantani?
>>142497514>born in '78dodged a bullet there boomerbros
>>142496487>>142496805I'm guessing futaba channel is seething over this right now, even though it's funny
>>142496554
Really Twins? Really?
Uncle Ben rice eating good tonightz
Ben Rice said if the Red Sox can cheat so can I Roflcopter
cubs can still come back!
cubs got this game in the bag
Whew
It's very nearly time for Mariners baseball btw
cubback time!
cubbies discussing things
Yankees should have played Sweet Caroline before the inning started just to stick it to the Red Sox and their fans.
christ, this ump should be culled
Ben Rice > Jim Rice
them cubby bears are sheisty
>macieJEWSkiSo you do win with Jews
Declan Rice > Ben Rice
>tfw yanks will still lose the series because Gil is starting tomorrow
>>142498862Looks like a strike to me.
Yankees win a game! :)
/our/ Seattle Mariners will be winning a third straight today btw
I don't know how an ump can be this bad and inconsistent at the same time
the mets can't lose 4 straight
>>142499669Its happened before
Game just started and Heaney has walked one and hit other one.
1st pitch a home run for Lynn lmao.
Left was a strike, right was a ball.
What happened to Rays fan ReLy or something like that? He never posts anymore.
Cubgers
>>142500262It is bad, but tbf the Angels has 11 hits vs the Cubs 2 so it's not purely on the umps
Lynn is done.
>>142500451It's micro-causal. Cubbies would be winning 1000-0 if those calls were reversed
>>142500451*have
>>142500330He ended up getting in trouble with the jannies for avoiding a ban like a hero but he publicly posted about it. Also he seemed to be drinking a lot more and he broke up with his new gf and seemed depressed. Yes, I read his blog posts on here all the time
/mlb/ is back to being a dead genny and thread without all the Hololive frens
>>142497514>born in '88>hate this hololive shitskibidi ohio rizzler
>>142500769Not true anon there are still many Mariners fans here
O'Hoppe!
>>142500769I'm waiting for something to happen in the Mariners game.
>>142500669My poodres :)
>>142495140I was farting around today, getting shit together for the week, and only got glimpses on the radio. He pitched the 5th? WTF?
le't's get sum runs!!!!!
>>142477164>where did i mention anything about pornThis is purely in a safe for work context
>>142500262sounds like it all balanced out
>>142500710Sad to read this. I hope he is well and someday posts again.
I think the dominican is ded
>>142501013they were posting lewds all last night, like 90% of the thread was lewds
>>142501300I was at the game, so I couldn't tell you.
>>142501133He's been pretty one sided today. Not that it matters much, cubs can't hit anyways. Sigh.
>Rafael Montero>$11mil a year>4+ ERA>1.32 WHIPThanks Jeff Bagwell, very cool
>>142501207What happened?
10 Ks for Anderson wow
>>142501440Dunno turned on the game and they were moving france and raley mentioned julio was taken out.
>>142501554Hope Wash gives him a chance for the CGSO
>>1425015543 of those are because of the piece of shit ump. I've seen bad umps but he's the worst this year by far.
Nice base hit for Kirky
>>142501300based and lewdpilled
Another 3-run homer allowed by Lynn what is this.
>>142501928i hope he gets a career ending injury and all you toronto fucks lose go'ms and go'usa
>>142502573You don’t have to say go USA. Everyone knows all Mariners fans are red blooded patriots who love their God and their country
This is the body of a professional athlete btw.
>>142501718Fuck he won't
>>142484178Imagine knocking her to ground grabbing the bat from her and swinging down on her head until all that remains is a chunky puddle.
>>142502880be nice
>>142502701>who love their God
>Astros loseCmon M’s don’t blow it. Need to pick up a game
gg angels, fuck this ump but anderson pitched really well. sob kek gakt...
our berdinals are getting gaped :/
ggs Twinnieslost and Yordan is hurt :(
>>142503410>9 runs allowed in 2 innings suboptimal
if field conditions weren't manipulated by the umps, cubs win that 9/10 times
Corruption from the highest level all aimed at putting the cubbies on a leash
GG Cubs.Man what a game from Anderson, he tied his career high for strikeouts. A lot of offense too after nearly a week of absolute shit
i guess bailey's elbow...has faltered.
Um, Smug Orange Bird sisters?
cubbies just ain't got that dawg in em
>>142502573We suck, so no need to wish ill intents on us.>>142502755There's nothing more based than having this physique and getting paid millions to hit a ball. All the different body types suitable for baseball is part of what makes it special.
>>142504144Have some fucking respect
500 for chihuahuas
>named falter>falters
>>142504362>>142504362
>>142504144>Not respecting the cubsI seriously hope you don't do this shit...
/nu/>>142504374>>142504374>>142504374
/nu/>>142504371>>142504371>>142504371/nu/
>>142504391>>142504392ffs
>>142504378>>142504391>>142504392uhhhhhhh
/mlb/ takeover we need more let's pretend it's an accident GO GO GO
>>142504378>>142504391>>142504392Retards
>>142501350post card or GTFO
>>142504392this is the thread>>142504371>>142504371
