NBC (I guess)
Palou wins lol
>>142542887Fuck the slurpbrid era
starting grid
spotter guide
So this will become a tires + pitstop strategy processional race by the 2nd half but the 1st half could be fun with the repave
>no reverse gear in the gearbox anymore>all electric reverse......what the fuck?
MENTLEGENSTAR YOUR HYBRIDOS
Good command
Nice command.
kwablukas
WOAH
SON OF A DIX
>dixon
>gaybrids already deadlol, lmao even
DIX OFF
>malukas>simpson>dixonHYBRID BRO
Great Hybrid-System you have there
Where’s Danica? Why did sky fire her?
That music is pretty sweet. Does anyone know what it is?
c'mon Hyvee, give me a Corvette!
>>142543223She's flashed her butthole to Lewis on the F1 post-race show
>>142543223Wut?Also black flag that car for the radio
>>142543275If I win the corvette I will give everyone itt a ride
>>142543223Danica became too loose, even TK can't deal with her anymore.And he is the guy who murdered toilets at indycar.
>>142543293Kek
DICKS OFF
PNC BROS?!?!
lol
>dixon dnsoh no
>>142543380PNC here means Pau No CU aka Wood Up The Ass
>>142543223She confirmed the existence of shape shifting lizard people on her podcast and the shape shifting lizard people at Sky didn't appreciate it.
Fuck you Scott Dixon
first CAWSHUN of the day!
great premier
>>142543382Let the hybrid faggotry begin
IndyCar is dead bros
Chip's face alone is the prelude of this shitshow.
>>142543275Here you go, anon. You'll have to get it out of the hole though
>>142543409You don’t bite the lizard claw that feeds you.
Dixon done lol
Well, it looks lole uncle Roger RIGGED it so that Dixon wouldn't win this one.
PWL
>green and red lightschristmas in july
how long does it take the capacitor bank to discharge? seems they only get a few seconds of enhanced horsepower
>PWL
>>142543594About 4 seconds they say
>>142543526I really like this.
>>1425435944 seconds I think I heard?
>>142543620what a fucking dumb useless gimmick
>green is bad red is goodI had it backwards...
I woke up early for this... Go Scotty Mac I guess
>>142543667the table now looks like the lights on a Christmas tree.
>>142543594They just said it's about 4 seconds x2 per lap. I am fairly sure it's about as effective as pic related.
Palou is in his own fucking zip code already
>>142543594Capacitors discharge way faster than a battery, and it's a lot more power per their size. The way they have it setup is like having push button nitrous hits.
>>142543594They said 4,5s per deployment and two deployments per lap, but who knows if those capacitors charge enough to do two deployments each lap.
the hybrid shit constantly flashing on the timing graphic is fucking annoying
>>142543594Iirc it's two 4.5 second bursts on this track, they can add/remove kilojoules on a per track basis to match a refill/deployment length over one lap better. But the added weight is too much until they increase the powah which is supposedly possible maybe next year
>>142543667RED GOES FASTA
are they technically still testing or this is it from now on?
>>142543743I was just about to say the same thing
>>142543775This is the first weekend and they say they're running the systems conservatively. In the future, they might increase charge capacity or power output if they stay reliable.
>>142543743Yeah, I guess it would be interesting to know when they are using the extra power, but IDGAF when they are charging. I guess they are just trying to highlight how gay and retarded the whole thing is.
>>142543775It is a rushed deployment and testing as >>142543850 stated
DIX OUTREPEAT DIX. OUT!!!
>>142543775The hp boost could supposedly increase with this equipment but Will Power who tested it was asking for it a year ago and it didn't change so it's also possible nothing changes until a new chassis
>>142543913>until a new chassisSo propably in 10 years for that possibility
snoozer race so far
rooting for more engine failures
good thing there's only 2 road courses left
>Grosjean enters the top 10
this christmas tree pylon is one of the most retarded TV things in a while
major tire deg will shake up everyone but godlou
I don't get this graphic. Is green charging and red deploying? Would make more sense the other way around; red is charging (slowing your pace) and green deploying (extra speed)
>>142544061Hybrids, man. They have ruined every series they were forced into.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA GET ABSOLUTELY FUCKED
DICKS ON
CAN'T BEAT THE DICK
I demand ALL the crashes now please racegods
DICKS ON TRACK!
>>142544337sting ray i'm on pray.com
>>142544294F1 was pretty good, so deploy the sprinklers
godlou stop soon>>142544001If you are a true indychad bloomer then the new network deal will give us a 3rd make which makes the new chassis easier
>traded f1 having a kino race for indycar being a slurper
is diffey going to be doing another indy-race this year at all?
Herta or ferruci will cause a caution mid race, even things up
>>142544480>F1>GoodRope, please
>>142544520I think they put Diffey on olympics duty every 4 years
Death to hybrid
I was told the hybrid would eliminate stalling not create more
Fatjohn long pit stop
>>142544520He's taking over lead NASCAR PxP in August
>>142544550sure, and after that he's doing xfinity or cupso, no more whoas?
I don't like Palou winning because his liveries look like ass, winners should have amazing looking cars
>>142544480>traded f1 having a kino race for indycar being a slurperI'm afraid that certainly is what ot is looking like. Hopefully, Chicago will be as good as it was yesterday.
>>142544608Agreed.
I hate it. I hate this christmas tree graphic. I hate this hybrid system. it does nothing
How many of you here drive hybrids IRL? Especially the real, fuel-saving hybrids, like Prius or something.
>>142544644Larson and SVG was great and can't wait to see more of that today
>>142544644At least they didn’t overlap the races again.
>>142544608His car would look cool, if they would take on the Rexy look. I think those teeths and little arms would look funny at least.
>>142544665>it does nothingIt's supposed to keep Honda in and attract someone else.It will do neither.
SHUT THE FUCK UPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
>>142544747At this rate, fuck honda, because they are dying in japan.
>>142544711The Canadian has a hybrid sexuality
>>142544781and to claim that isn't bullshithttps://www.reuters.com/business/autos-transportation/japanese-insurers-banks-sell-honda-shares-worth-33-bln-filing-shows-2024-07-04/Selling shares is a huge red flag of internal shitshow
>>142544711I drove my friends hyudai hybrid a few times, they're kind of cool the way the work. very smooth transition from ev to ice modes, good acceleration either way, fun to drive
>>142544726>Larson and SVG was great and can't wait to see more of that todayIt's a shame Larson couldn't cut through the traffic a bit fast at the end yesterday. That would have been awesome to watch them battle it out at the end, too.>>142544728>At least they didn’t overlap the races again.This. So much this. They should have been scheduled IndyCar leading into NASCAR for NASCAR leading into IndyCar for years. So many people already watch both, and it is a great chance to pick up new crossover viewers. it's just dumb not to.
>>142544791So you say he drives Prius?
apart from the 500 and the detroit shitshow have there been any good races this year?
>>142545043barber wasn't half bad imho
>>142545043Laguna seca turned shit at the end when pooloo asspulled his victorySt pete was meh, and Long Beach was sabotaged by palou
>>142545079i had completely forgotten about barber
More like skibiddi Ohio Am I right zoomer bros
>>142545043Long Beach was good. Long Beach is almost always good. So was Road America, it started out as a shit show, but it ended well enough.
>>142545241mint!
>>142545217
cawshun when
>>142545278The woah that echoed throughout eternity
I dare them to show the on-track overtakes stat
>>142545068lmao
>>142545068BASED
>>142545278Someone should had paid for a new Georgina by using those FF7 Life sized dolls.A Aerith over there would be hilarious
>>142545241>>142545274Kill yourself and die in a fire, respectively.
Palou >Too good for IndyCar >Not gay enough for F1
>>142545043Long Beach had a great ending when all different strategies came together and Barber was just wild from start to finish.Rest of the season was pretty good too beside the St. Pete and Thermal snoozefests.
Might take a pre drinking nap soon bros
this race
>>142544781Japan is dying in general, have you looked at the Yen recently?
an overtake!
Cam on the duck
>>142545461>Thermal snoozefesThe 95 hours of P&Q were awesome. The... main event was boring and gay.
>>142545329Lap 1
>>142545460>Not gay enough for F1The problem is he's into older women
Race is starting.
does indycar need stages like nascar?
>>142545586Pit gods the time is soon
>>142545278
>Pato Oward is cumming!
>>142545595>2 extra qualifying stages before a short racenope
>>142545514>have you looked at the Yen recently?
>>142545661kek
>>142545661Powered by racism
PATO YES!
vamos!
OOOOOHHHHHHWHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT
PALOU CHOKED
PATO PATO PATI
KWAB
PURO PINCHE PATO
don't give me hopes
traffic ahead
>>142545595Don't worry, Penskecar series is totally RIGGED for Penske to win every race.
Pato don't chew up your tires challenge difficulty: impossible
I hope they ditch this garbage when Honda still ends up leaving
>>142545595Nascar doesn't even need stages.
THE WRITERS FINALLY WOKE UP
>>142545514>>142545686>Blackstone a Blackrock and Vanguard Subsidiary is now the top shareholding buyer in japanguess who is behind this
>>142545686Yeah, ain't looking good, is it?
LA CONQUISTA IS COMING
la cucaracha!
>>142545823Even Japan's gaming/media is getting pozzed at this rate, Korean gacha is maybe the last stand.
Nice hybrid system ya got there.
>mclel beating ganassi on tires and pitstopsheh nice bait but I shan't partake
>oldgarden
Palou in Hernan Cortes mode
>>142545903
Poogarden bros the ovals will save us
Grosjean bros... it's Joever
If Oward loses this race he will 110% cry.
>>142545823Vanguard dropped most of the esg driven investing it’s just Larry fink holding out and blackrock lost like 7 billion in 6 months. They’re going to get sued by shareholders if they don’t stop as ESG has been proven not to be profitable.
>>142545903>>142545985
>>142545985
inb4 they take each other out and snooty wins it
>>142546064He's good enough to drag it out but it's gonna happen lol
ALL KINDS OF SQUIRRELY
>Josef
>>142545903>>142545985>>142546110>>142546113
Newgarden double penalty>ture rhermal limitThis is a new one
>>142546193
>>142546169Based
CAM ON PATOBEAT PALOU
palou is cooling off preparing for the final attack
>palou teammate aheadofc
CAUTION PLEASE
>>142546282Fuck off
digits and pato crashes
digits and ¡ORALE!
digits and big john moment
>>142546185you love to see it
digits and herta moment
>>142546282PUT IT OUT
when pato eventually wins the 500 that torture porn will make him look like a hero
CAM ON PATO
oh he comin
>pooplowpato wins
nail biting
the shit Indytards give F1 when it is literally impossible to overtake with their cars
This is nerve racking good stuff
WTF HAPPENED TO GROSSJEAN!?!?!
where did grosjean go from p13
>>142546497Driving on ovals is an infinitely better meme than drs 1 second rule
>FAT JOHNlmao it finally happened
>>142546325KWAB
>>142546325kek
>Crashjohn
Grosjean you fucking retard
ffs
FFS
LMAO GROSJEAN
Grosjean bros...
ANDALE ANDALE ARRIBA
Q U A C KUACK
ILMORCHADS WE DID IT
¡Viva México!
>that slipholy fuck pato
>that wigglewhhhheeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Grosjean just driving in front of them like a drunkard
I LOVE HISPANICS
JESUS THE SLIP
>pato wins>but mclaren winsi feel conflicted
canapino ran out of fuel
This one sucked
>>142546629>canapino no fuel>grossjean spin at the endThe state of Juncos....
wtf i love pato nowa shame he drives a mclel
>that saveit was a turning point for Pato
>>142546628Same, I'm disappointed and quite happy at the same time.
Well I guess it’s off to /turnleft/
>The Indycar hybrid eraJust take me now, God.
THE GREAT SATAN WAS DEFEATED!>>142546075Their biggest client is SweetBaby and their literal paedophile company symbol.
Kek sombrero
Mid Ohio?more like KINOHIO amirite?
Boring af race until the final few laps. Happy for Pato though
no more (non-street) road coursesyuros OUT
Lol who brought the sombero
>>142546715>Lol who brought the somberoSome white supremacist Mexican, no doubt.
gaybrid unit is a net negative and you didn't even win at your own sponsored race you jap niggerfaggots
don't forget, this was yet another road course race decided in the pits
Good raceNice to see palou loseHybrid system is interesting but they need to lose the distracting graphics and make it clear when they are using p2p and when they are using boostLose the regen graphic it's distracting
>townsend is hot for both drivers
>>142546940Unfortunately the regen in indycar is sort of important because the ecu doesn't automatically adjust the brake balance when hybrid fills like in endurance racing, it just turns off and it's up to the driver the brake more or whatever. But the graphic sucks right now yes
