>>142521631Kirby edition
>>142548415twins gonna walk it off
THANK YOU BASED JAKE BURGER
my berds :)
doyers
imagine seething for a half hour because some dudes made fun of >your favorite manlet
GOMS
Mariners beeteedubs
>>142548477is this irony? this seems like irony KWAB
METS WINBACK TO .500
unlucky the cubs won
[W]cubs win a series. gg angels
GOOD EVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENING /mlb/! Just wanted to remind you that we’re another day closer to the Mets (yes, THE Mets from the 2022 playoffs) winning the 2024 World Series! Make sure to save your tears for the 2024 World Series Parade, when the Comissioner's Trophy comes back to Queens!>b-but the Mets always choke every year! Their not even the 2nd best team in the division"Ya Gotta Believe!"Hate to disappoint you flyovers, but all the top players are heating up! Alvarez, Lindor, Alonso... it doesn’t matter if we haven't won in almost 40 years, as It's coming back home to queens! And who better represents the soul of Baseball than your beloved New York Metropolitians! But feel free to continue your denial. Your tears of disappointment will be all the more sweeter!
BURGER GETTING US FREE BURGERS
My Stros lose these
>paco is still SEEEETHING about the ass kicking he got in the last threadkek, what. a. bitch.
>>142548527Who
>>142548415Astros bros.. is our little hot streak over?
T W E N T Y S E V E N
>>142548557its true. we are shit with the manfred runner or 1 run games in general
The Orioles are fucking stacked. If they add another good starting pitcher they’re going to win 3+ World Series in the next decade
>>142548547It's gonna be hilarious when the Mets buy at the deadline and then immediately come crashing back down to earth.
The Metsies stay in the hunt but now I'll probably be forced to watch Pete Alonso for another two months.
>>142548564>>142548606>>142548620>stankee fag seething about his sub .500 team
>>142548527Nice.
Funny how the assturds haven't done anything relevant since the league took away their cheating methods. It's like when James Randi exposed that guy, who turned out to be a pedophile, by putting Styrofoam on some phonebook pages when he stated that he could move them with his mind power.
here comes the nightly Hader homer
GG Cubs. This team is playing really fucking bad.
>>142548642
>>142548660it's because of their narrow hips (and manly facial features), you are a man of taste
>the astros paid 100m for this shitterno refunds
>>142548679>he's still living vicariously through other men's achievements.Again, go touch some grass, paco.
>Edwin Diaz shits the bed in the 8th because Mendoza got trigger fingers for him>Goes back out in the 9th because Chapman suddenly forgets to pitch against the Mets and shuts them down in orderback to .500 again....Now PLEASE give Scott his first win for fucks sake.
Slider? No, it’s a sweeper 2-seam? No chance bud, it’s a sinker Curveball? More like a knuckle curve, dumbass Changeup? That’s a gyroball you stupid cocksucker
Umpies fucking my Mariners already.
Twins celebrating like they just won the world series KEK
>TWINSWIN>TWINSWIN>TWINSWIN>TWINSWIN>TWINSWIN>TWINSWIN>TWINSWIN>TWINSWIN>TWINSWIN>TWINSWIN>TWINSWIN>TWINSWIN>TWINSWIN>TWINSWIN
Twins!
Yep, I knew it.ggs TwinniesWe go to Tuesday vs the fishies
>>142548701>2-seam? No chance bud, it’s a sinkerThis one, except unironically.
>>142548698>because Mendoza got trigger fingers for himHe's getting paid 100 million striking out the middle of the Pirates order shouldn't be a problem for him.
>>142548718>paco seething like a bitch because >his team blew it against a mid-tier teamkwab
>>142548727How can you be attracted to that face
>>142548764She's cute.
>>142548649
>>142548696>t. is still SEEEETHING about the ass kicking he got in the last thread
pohland's in his office right now going over the numbers on how he can spend less by paying vazquez more this offseason.
>>142548751he JUST pitched the other day. Nunez should just close the 8th.
>>142548784Sorry but her eyes are just soulless. That's the case for pretty much everyone who isn't of European descent though, to be fair.
>>142548718the announcers were, but it was a good game (and series)
>>1425487552017 2022when was your last world series?
25 straight games with a home run for Minnesota. History looms.
>>142548718The Twins HAVE won the world series...unlike the assturds who haven't WON a single one, juan.
>>142548830Mendoza was just making sure Steve Cohen gets his money's worth
>>142548855Didn’t they win one two years ago
>>142548838I don't play professional baseball, so I don't have one. Neither do you, paco. Go mow some rich man's grass and touch it.
>>142548855
>>142548872>winAgain. No.
>>142548881you sure seem hung up on the stereotype that mexicans mow lawns, I can only assume you love Donald Trump
>>142548855>he believes the astros were the only ones cheatingEveryone did it, the league just threw the astros under the bus because we won in 2017
myfuckintWINs!
>>142548904weird that MLB gave them a trophy, they had rings made, and fly a banner that says they did...
>>142548889Classic example of God Emperor Trump keeping his enemies closer.
>>142548755>mid teamThe Twins have one of the best offenses in baseball and are in the playoffs as of right now. What are you on about?
Remember when the Rags and Dbacks won their leagues last year and all the coastfags seethed and used >muh ratings as an argument against the teams that beat them lol
>>142548930which is weird (and embarrassing) since the red sox did it the very next year with the help of Alex Cora (still manager) and the yankees did it with the help of Carlos Beltran (now Mets front office)
>>142548872Against the sixth seed in the NL, after sweeping the offense-less Mariners and the non-existent-after-June Yankees. Easiest path to a championship ever, and proof that karma doesn't exist.
>>142548660same
>>142548953I'm a Coastfag and I liked the run the Diamondbacks had
>>142548912No one actually likes Trump. The MAGA crowd just hates liberals and wants to rub it in their face Go Mariners
>>142548951it's just a seething yankee tard, let him blow it off, he'll be gone in 10 minutes so he doesn't have to watch them get swept by the red sox again(so much for that walk in his 100% neighborhood [sic])
>>142548953The Rangers aren't exactly a small market team. Although I imagine a good number of people in Dallas have hopped on the Astros bandwagon.
>>142548953I mean, it WAS the least watched world series this millennium
>all these pacos seething about Donald Trump and living vicariously through the astros' sham series "win"kek, my job is done here. Going for a nice walk in my 100% White neighborhood now. Buenos dias, ninas.
>>142548953I had hope for last year's world series after how kino game 1 was, but then it just turned into boring >roadteamwinslol slop. Legit don't remember anything from games 2-5 besides the final out
>>142548982You can only play who is in front of you
>>142549012italians aren't white
paco seething he can't downvote and hide my posts like he can on his primary website.
>>142549016more than me which is the vague recollection Corey Seager hit some homers
>>142549042Neither are you
>>142549012>>142548278>still seething 25 minutes later instead of just going for a walk to blow off thinking about AltuveKWAB OTC
m's
>he's still bringing up a post from an hour ago where someone talked shit about his favorite brown midgetkwab
IT'S ROBLES TIME>IT'S ROBLES TIMEIT'S ROBLES TIME>IT'S ROBLES TIMEIT'S ROBLES TIME>IT'S ROBLES TIMEIT'S ROBLES TIME>IT'S ROBLES TIMEIT'S ROBLES TIME>IT'S ROBLES TIMEIT'S ROBLES TIME>IT'S ROBLES TIMEIT'S ROBLES TIME>IT'S ROBLES TIMEIT'S ROBLES TIME>IT'S ROBLES TIMEIT'S ROBLES TIME>IT'S ROBLES TIMEIT'S ROBLES TIME>IT'S ROBLES TIMEIT'S ROBLES TIME>IT'S ROBLES TIMEIT'S ROBLES TIME>IT'S ROBLES TIMEIT'S ROBLES TIME>IT'S ROBLES TIMEIT'S ROBLES TIME>IT'S ROBLES TIMEIT'S ROBLES TIME>IT'S ROBLES TIME
>>142549073>english and german>not whitewhatever it takes for you to cope
>>142549104now THIS is ironyat this rate, it'll be too dark for you to go for this walk; tick tock
>>142548904It seems the mlb disagrees with you anon. Regardless of your seething, it seems that the Astros have 2 WS trophies in their office and have their names in as world series champs in all the record books. Even if you don’t count 2017, the 2022 was entirely legitimate even if it hurts your feelings.
>>142549108sure thing, paco. go have a taco, I'm going on a walk-o in my town-o so goodbye-o.
>>142549135no wonder you're so fat, you can't stop seething on the internet to go for this supposed walk
>>142549133>taking all this time to reply to obvious baitkek, assturd fans are so insecure about >their team's series wins. paper-thin faggots
>>142549160definitely getting beyond irony
>y-you're fat n stuffs!kek, concession accepted. Enjoy your bean and cheese taco, paco.
>>142549135>haha adding os to everything>that’ll show him I run this thread hahanta but this is kinda sad
>https://www.espn.com/mlb/story/_/id/40514128/cubs-colten-brewer-breaks-hand-punching-wall-rough-outing
>>142549160in the year of our lord 2024 no less- Assturd posts will be writing the same things for the rest of their lives.
J O S E BERMOS
>>142549203it's fun watching him seethe
>>142549189whatever perception helps you cope
>i-t's fun watching h-him seethe!paco is mad-o that >his team-o just-o lost-o to the twins-o.
>>142549247>>142549203IAYC :^)
Guys. Paco isn't mad or seething about his mickey mouse team losing today, he just can't stop replying, ok? Learn the difference.
kek what a kwab
we are approaching 1 hour of seething about Altuve existing
>>142549297definitely a paper bag moment
Cubs won
>>142549255>I ate your cumWe know!
>>142549207who knew he had Maton in his blood
Why is the thread full of a dude seething about the Astros and calling them Mexicans when it should be about my feesh with a walkoff HR win?
>>142549343weird that's where your mind goes, says a lot about you
>>142549005There is no such thing as a small market team in this day and age. That's just bullshit from the old days of baseball when ticket sales actually fucking mattered. There is only varying degrees of rich and poor.
>>142549296>he made a screenshot of the wrong postkek, paco is a legit retard. Go back to redd.t.
>>142549010Stankees/Doyersfag detected I watched every pitch
for me its brown women and cubbie girls in maid outfits
>>142549347The best thing about Jazz Chrisholm has nothing to do with his elite speed, bat speed, arm, or power, it's his genuine love of baseball. He hangs around post game, giddy like a school kid, and meets with fans, signing every child's glove/hat/whatever. He enjoys what he's doing and it resonates with children, I'd argue among kids he's the most popular player in America rn (Ohtani world).MLB is doing a decent job at marketing him, but not enough. Gonna have to be a Mahomes type deal cuz he's a superstar in midwest city, but if growing the game is the goal, Jazz is the face of this sport nationally, while Ohtani is abroad.
>>142549373>n-n-no that's that me>i-i-im going for a walkKWAB
Ohtani is on pace for a 50/30 season (never been done before)
>>142549347Literally no one is seething about the assturds. Some assturds fan is just upset that someone made fun of his favorite midget striking out while looking like a bitch in the last thread.
Going to be beating down Houston on Tuesday btw. Hurricanes are our natural habitat in Florida.
>>142549377>cubbie girls >girls
>>142549354>droll non denialyou're foul on top of being a moron :^)
>>142549347Congrats marlinsbro Yall are fun to watch
Astros superiority make ya seethe?
LMAO Hader.
>>142549374nah, I live in west texas, I'm just citing the ratings
Paco can't even keep his talking points on track now that >his team lost. Sad, flustered little manboy.
>>142549406Is there a tropical storm inbound?
>>142549399this is false
>I'm going for a walkdoubtful
>>142549400I just back read thread and it looks like you are just seething over something that shouldve stayed in last thread. Billy doesn’t care though go about your bitch fight.
>>142549415>homosexuality is le badcringe
Paco is seething about my walk that I already took this morning. kek, he really is a gullible little manboy.
>>142549481based feesh bro
>>142549415jej!
>>142549461NTA but I am going for a walk see you guys later, rooting for Lindor and Nimmo to make the ASG
>>142549297holy moly
Whatever happened to that Goldilocks Ball thing that was revealed a couple years ago? Why wasn't a bigger fuss made about it?
>>142549481You spent time of your life reading back on absolute nonsense posting? Read a book, man.
>>142549012>i-i-i didn't mean now>i-i-i already did my walkthe backpeddling is strong
>>142549444Yep they are getting hit by Hurricane Beryl tomorrow morning and then getting hit by a second Hurricane called Billy.For real though stay safe Texas coast bros.
>>142549297Who?????
>>142549517they still exist, and they're being. Ohtani just magically hit a ball 500 ft, and then proceeds to go 0/10? yeah...
>>142549432El Paso? I’ve been to EP a few times and always had fun. Picked up some Spanish while I was there. Loved Chico’s and my girl hated it lol
>>142549517Who cares? Judge is a mannheim babby. Let us know when he, and they, do anything relevant.
>>142549525What can you do? I like readbacking threads. It’s a habit I picked up from other boards.
>>142549563nope, Amarillo (panhandle)
>142549527she is STILL replying to my posts. I say "she" because only a scolded woman would drag this shit out for an entire hour.
>>142549607>afraid to link postsI guess I win :^)
>>142549579>from other boardsyou can just say reddit, we all know what you meant.
>>142549607>BTFO for over an hourgrim
>>142549590nta but i live in albuquerque and hate it here. how is amarillo? i like a dry climate and cheap prices. been considering west texas.
>i winsaid, the retard in the retard contest. Yes, yes, you did.
go Sneks
There’s a girl on Hinge in my city who is gorgeous with massive titties and she’s wearing dodgers gear in every pic. Is it worth it bros? God I hate the dodgers
>>142549642>grimideed, paco will be seething about this tomorrow when he starts his grass cutting job.
>>142549643lots of fucking dust and the occasional tornado warning
>>142549447What part of it is false? From what I can tell he's on pace for 50/30. And no one has achieved a 50/30 season before. There's been a bunch of 40/x seasons. A few 50/20. But no 50/30.
>>142549667IAYC :^)
>>142549704wont matter anon your not meeting her.girl who looks like that has a hundred guys lined up and shes gonna end up with a doctor lawyer or trust fund babby
so we've moved on from raped bitch to paco
>>142549724meanwhile, you don't have a job (because you're too afraid to leave your house for a simple walk)
>>142549789>he's STILL replyingkwab
>>142549749we had a crazy storm in alb 2 weeks ago but no twisters. when it’s not stormy it’s dusty AF here too
Need Kirbs to throw on some dubstep and fucking lock in.
>>1425497049/10 times a hot girl wearing dodgers gear is just wearing it for the fashion and she's not a legitimate fan.
>>142549799[irony intensifies]
pour one out for da cubbieb ears
>>142549848what happened to him? raped to death in maid uniform?
>>142549640kek no /g/, /vrt/, and occationally /fit/Billy needs some variety in life and not just /sp/ies
cubs are heatin' up!
>>142549927>/g/based>/vrt/tranny pilled>/fit/gay
>2nd and 3rd with no outs /we/ are about to go K, K, pop up huh
actually lmaod
>>142549943>k, popbased
>>142549822I sent her a message taunting her about the dbakcs series. Let’s see if she responds
>>142549942Being gay and wanting to look at muscles to see how to improve your own are two sides of the same coin I suppose
I'd post girls to fight back against the yellow fever but I get banned every time meanwhile fat titted bugs with 3/10 faces get spammed every thread. Weeb jannies.
>>142549975they hate you, just talk to one some timebut that would require you to leave your house
>>142549945We strike out so fuckin much that it’s torture when we get to a big >risp situation like this
Garv ‘em!
>>142550001im married to one and she loves me very much :)sorry it wont happen to you though, some anons are meant to be alone
>>142550000Holy fucking quads of truth
>>142549866She probably got tired of being the center of attention. afaik cubspie and erg and spammy tried working in the shadows.
GARVER BOMB!!!
GARVED>GARVEDGARVED>GARVEDGARVED>GARVEDGARVED>GARVEDGARVED>GARVEDGARVED>GARVEDGARVED>GARVEDGARVED>GARVEDGARVED>GARVEDGARVED>GARVEDGARVED>GARVEDGARVED>GARVEDGARVED>GARVEDGARVED>GARVEDGARVED>GARVED
SPRAY GARV SAUCE ALL OVER MY BODY
>>142550035>this retard thinks his waifu is realKWAB
>>142549207Imagine breaking your hand over the Troutless Angels lmao
>>142549818>dubstep zoomers were a mistake
has the 27 seething ended? can we discuss these cubbie bears?
Why did the Astros pay this guy $95mil again?
>>142550136your posts answers the question of why, but like most stars, they are shit after getting the bag
>>142550136This is why they haven't paid Kyle Tucker.
>>142548615SP is the main concern. They’re gonna have to trade a bat and a prospect if they want another quality SP
>>142550122thiselectro house is so much better
>>142550164gotta keep 'em hungry
Scott please pull Kirby after this inning nothing good happens when you bring a strike thrower out at 92 pitches in the 7th
>>142550000Checked For me it’s hourglass shaped brunettes and redheads, and Mariners baseball
need...cub maids
>>142548807This is a keeper.
Just got back from my walk and it turns out the assturds still lost today to the Twins.
>Snubbed for the All-Star Game
>>142548831There are some latinas and black women with gorgeous eyes but in general European women are where it’s at. Thats why I enjoy going to Twins games…everyone is Scandinavian and there’s always a thousand hot blue/green eyed blondes
>holmes over Munozfuck off
>stats since 2010
>>142550298Sorry she's mine.
Mariners btw I just got here scoring recap?
phillies fans are legitimately the strangest fans on the planet
Hi, I'm back from my walk in my 100% neighborhood.
pleasebehurtpolanco pleasebehurtpolanco pleasebehurtpolanco
>Harper>Bohm>Trea>Ranger>Wheeler>Strahm>HoffmanBummed that Sanchez didn't make it, but there's a chance with reserves and whatnot
>>142550390DUDE, STATS, BRO!
>Alonso made it over Lindor still
paco ate his taco, but he is still seething. Sad.
>>142550428Robles solo HR in the 3rd Jays tied it top 4Garver 3-run nuke bottom 5
>>142550466>>142550431attention seeking behaviour
>>142550444Baseball is made for stats. Largest sample size of any sport, most data points. Suggest you find a new game if you don’t like stats. Maybe soccer or wrestling
TAKE HIM OUT SCOTT!!!
>>142550404please, just spare a pixel
>>142550483>>142550431100% pure 'tism
>>142550221>leaves Kirby in >first pitch of the 7th laced to left center God damnit Servais pull him before it’s 4-3 in another hitter
>>142550483>>142550466100% pure 'tism
>>142548831brown eyes are the most human
>>142550473good for mitch
>>142550532>>142550523just fuck and get it over with, christ
>>142550495DUDE, DATA AND STATS BRO! LOOK AT THESE NUMBERS DUDE!
>>142550540literally soulless
>incoming 4-4, or worse...fucking retard this manager is
Brew Crew, enjoying some cold ones and some baseball on this blessed Sunday. Enjoy it bros
>>142550549Like I said, you should try soccer if you dislike stats. Baseball is made for stats. There’s no need to be rude anon.
>>142550540She's got the face of my ex but flat in comparison. Fuck I miss my asian baby.
maid ass...
>>142550578>pisswater
>Giant ESPN Graphic saying>DID ELLY DE LA CRUZ MAKE THE CUT?Like dude, who the fuck do you think made it over him? Spencer Steer?
>>142550540
Sneks
>>142550583>no need to be rude>he says while being rude.
PACO 'EM!
>>142550444>>142550549I just thought it was interesting. Sorry you didn’t like it anon.
think anyone has ever bought a roll of stickers to put on all their hats like in this pic >>142550620
metsiners bros i dont feel so good...
Who the fuck picked these reserves
How fucking predictable. Take Kirby out and this doesn’t happen. Springer has killed >us for years
Good to be home, also Padres non existence offense against 5-7 era pitchers lol
>>142550691the voters, this is why you don't let fans vote for the ASG
>>142550691someone who gets paid, way more money than you ever will, to figure out how the MLB can make the most money off of their ASG and HRD.
>>142550685go jerk off to more bugs, you'll feel better
im gonna fucking kms
I’ve defended Servais many times on /mlb/. Not today. Terrible to leave Kirby in over 90 pitches in the 7th
>>142550717Voters don't pick reserves, coaches do
guys, can we please talk more about 27? He is my favorite and that one anon made me sad by calling him a cheating midget 2 hours ago.
>>142550221
No dude we don't want to see it we want to see you hit with runners in scoring position
>been seething about altuve for 2 straight hours nowpaco 'em!
>>142550770>Voters don't pickftfy, stop believing their bullshit, simpleton.
>>142550804why isn't ohtranny pitching?
>>142550810Nimmo would've been the better option for fucks sake. How is Alonso the guy?
Who do you think is more popular with the kids: Santa Claus or Elly De La Cruz? Can Santa hit a ball out of any park any field? Can Santa throw a ball at 100 mph to turn a double play? Do you think that fat fuck could lead baseball in stolen bases? Yeah it's pretty obvious.
>>142550832Pitching at an exhibition game is dishonorabru
>>142550436>>142550361I'm surprised both Hoffman and Strahm made it, I knew Sanchez wasn't getting in even though he probably deserves it. The actual underrated player who should've made it but didn't is Schwarber.
>Can't fire scott
>>142550804
>>142550845Santa Claus has toon physics he could literally do all those things and more
>>142550804I thought Logan Webb was the Giants pity pick, snubbing Cristopher Sanchez, but then fucking Heliot Ramos got in anyway. >>142550853Sanchez is probably high up on the reserve list for the NL, but He's still probably not making it anyway
>n-no ur seethin!Sad, paco, sad.
>>142550843Boras made the call
>>142550889Nationally no one really knows who Ranger or Sanchez are, but Ranger is a bit better known now. Can't have two (national) literal whos.
>>142550871>4 doyersbasado
robles is having an adventure in cf, lol
Lmao Robles can't see shit out there close the roof
Guardians lead the American League with 5 All-Stars, and the Phillies lead all of baseball with 7
>>142549409yes, she's a girl.
>>142550922You say this like Logan Webb is some household name lmao. Only the Hardcores know who Webb is
>>142550594You can have a cold one of anything you want, just enjoy it and keep it cold
>>142550691Who the fuck is David Fry
Yankees.
why do the braves starting pitchers have comparatively low innings? do they just not go long into games most of the time?
>>142550973well who else would they put in for the Giants?
I don't watch flyover teams, sorry
>>142550956shes a cute girl!
Let's see that cubbie maid!
>>142551050They already put in Heliot Ramos
>>142551030thay can't wait to get back in the dugout for some makeout sessions with their fellow team mates
>>142551030Careful you’ll upset the statsperg
Hmmm..... I think we lose this series on this one, unless we tie it. But yee, both our bullpen is overworked or shit. GG sneks! Time for me to take a nap!
>>142551092sneks fuck ya!
>>142551079Can you blame them?
>>142551092The game isn't over, pls
>>142551109I love the cute snek my wife has!
>rispthis team is scott broken, i fear...
>two on, no out >pop up, pop up, K >have to steal to advance a runner It’s all so tiresome M’sbros Now the bullpen will give up a homer and we’ll lose 5-4
>replying to nobody>not taking your walk>keeps conceding argumentspaco is angry nobody likes his bugs
>>142550871>Pete Alonso>But not Brandon Nimmo or Francisco LindorI hate the ASG.
>>142551338>>142548807someone needs to template this, we all have something our team does over and over that makes them lose
Please go outside you fucking gran autismo
>>142551346Slut
>>142551313oh is that what you call his penis?
>>142551369I'm currently walking in my 100% neighborhood, you mad?
>>142551346They already had 4 shortstops, and there wasn't a national/red who deserved it over Elly/Abrams. And since Betts isn't playing Lindor will probably make it
do NOT call it a slider. it’s a sweeper
>>142551346He's doing everything he can to ensure Mets fans don't want him back.
>>142551380We're not talking about Cubspie
>>142551405sweep deez nutz into your mouth
>>142551030Both of these guys need to be handled with kid gloves. One is made of glass and the other has primarily been a reliever.
>>142551405I draw the line at calling every single two seam fastball a sinker. I don't know what Manfred has against a good ole two seamer.
my 100% 4chan neighborhood
It seems like the mariners bullpen is down bad from last year. Sewald and brash were the ones holding it together huh.
>>142551432cubspies female
>OOFfuck man lol
>>142551513but muh santos is back soon
>>142551257I told you this game was over. Our bullpen sucks lol
I think these are rather good plays. What does chat think?
>>142551513M’s bullpen was good through may and they’ve been pretty shit the last 30 games
fuck betters
>>142551581who the fuck is chat? and why would I care what he thinks?
>>142551535>female(male)fixed that for ya!
>Starter with less than 60 IP is in the ASG
>>142551569Believe, simple believe
Bill Duggleby BTFO
>>142551556Is this sarcasm? He seems like the quintessential 6th 7th inning BP guy?
Duggleby bros our response?
>>142551615yea but his girlfriend is a zoomer sex icon so fuck you he's inunironically though he deserves to be because his stuff is nasty
Anyone want a lightly used Ty France?
Mets fans are livid Pete Alonso is an All-Star
>>142551674>Mets fans are lividthey always are about something
>julio grabbing a helmetha ha here comes a strikeout
nice...
>>142551697nah, it'll be a popup to third
>>142551674It's not that he's the all-star rep, it's that it should've 100% went to Lindor/Nimmo
>>142551635>Dugglebros...
>>142551735>it should've 100% neighborhoodwhat did xe mean by this?
>>142551655>>142551748We had a good run, gotta tip my cap to the young lad.
>hit julioHAHAHAHAHAHA>incoming rispAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Julio’s best contribution in a while lol
>>142551773he had a double and hr just 2 nights ago, retard
>BB, IBB, HBP in same inning And >we still won’t score
Pls walk JP
>jay pee>rispit gets so tiresome...
FUCKgg jays you win now
uh, oh. stinky!
my tardinals only have 1 all-star?!
It's apparently a pain in the ass to find it, but the 2001 Mariners might hold the record for most All-Stars at 8. if the Phillies get one more rep through injuries/opting out, they would tie that potential record
we all love daddy pete
I'll be surprised if the mariners walk it offabsolute shit...
>>142551962he fucks big tittied japanese girls exclusively
GG Dads
>>142551977that's the script for today, walk offs
Sneks win
>>142549643>living in AlbuquerqueThat city is the biggest shithole I've ever had the displeasure of visiting
>>142551977Cal has quite a few walk off hits for the M's
classic julio chimpout, guess he forgot who's in charge here
>>142551977Its happened before yknow.
dfa julio
but seriously. it's a fucking joke that clay holmes is an all-star
Ok, Rangers need one more ASG pick after Yates got in. Do we go with the infielder who has been hitting well and picking up the offense after the Jung injury or do we go with the infielder whose been known for being an iron man but is having a down year with his offense? Guess which of the two got into the ASG?
Based Raley
It's happening. Turn on the M's game now.
>ground rule doublefuck this activates the >rispextras it is...
>>142551994explain the phillies
Just fly out France. 280' gets the job done
Need. Maid.
>>142552100Rob Thomson scheduled loss thrown onto an overmatched AAAA pitcher
>polanco
BADLY want France to be DFAd after the break. Negative WAR shitter who is getting worse by the month
>>142552148>have good replacements for both polanco and france>don't play themgg
poopattle fartiners kek
Polanco is a double agent working for other AL teams and you'll never convince me otherwise
>rispKYS POLANCO
>extra mariners baseball
yay manfredball
Another good day for giants fans!
>do literally nothing of note during your career besides be black >be crusaded as the messiah of baseball why do black people com[plain about oppression?
>>142552164yeah man idgi locklear is literally better than france both batting and defensively, and bliss is at least as good as polanco
gg Brew Crewsee you again next month
>>142552188I think being two of the game's greatest players is kind of a big deal. It's not like we're talking about Pokey Reese here
142552188terrible bait. (you) need to do better.
(You)
Back on the track
>>142552188You do know Jackie was a good player, right?
>locklear>another just defense only 1st basemen I sleep
Who the fuck is Snider and why is he in the game instead of Munoz
>>142552188Willie is the most important black baseball player tbqh, jackie was just first
>>142552222Bro played against plumbers retard
>>142552188Ol' Darkie Johnson could play the game, I tell you what! So glad we included the Negro League stats and corrected the record on the real players of the game.
>>142552226pitched the 9th, but also scott
my padres
>>142551894Who else would we send besides Helsley?
>>142552235Is this bait? Do you not see his stats after he entered the league, retard?
>>142552223Ty is literally one of the worst defensive 1B in the big leagues. His defensive WAR is -0.3 or close
>>142552211better PACO 'em to be sure!
>>142552262Grandmas
>>142552268Against plumbers, but don't be mad. Some plumbers are actually good at baseball like the one who struck out Ohtani in the WBC who topped out at 84MPH
>she didn't understand my postand you shall not get a response from me, you nonce
just a threadly reminder that the mariners are owned by microsoft and nintendo, they are the most sovless team in the league
>paco still seethinggo mow my lawn in my 100% neighborhood
>>142552282Do you have a problem with Jackie Robinson?
What the fuck is happening to baseball stats lol
>>142552305deal with it chud, mlb isn't the only baseballnext year we integrate bananaball stats
>mfw Gil's ERA blew up to 3.41PYGGS
>>142552305>DEI statskek semen slurping sport
>>142552286As opposed to the teams owned by individual billionaires? Enjoy your (you) bud
It was a strike.
>>142552286None of these owners have done a damn good thing to make this franchise good.
>>142552305well in 1884, pud galvin pitched 636 innings with a 1.99 ERA
>>142552312>>142552323it's not even DEI, there were no Negro Leagues in the 1800s. These are random plumbers who played in stadiums with 150 fans and pitchers all threw 200 pitches a game
>>142552302Why would I? He played against plumbers during a time periods all the able bodied men of his generation went off and died in a war.
gg blow gays
marinersuicide.jpg
>>142552305I’m gonna say it. WAR isn’t real.
Varsho with a Pud Galvin-esque RBI!
>>142552323>>142552312those are literally all white people
Alonso's been ok, but he's not as good as he was last year, when he also shouldn't have been an all-star. Nimmo and Lindor both deserved it way more.
>>142552326that's why White Sox are the only franchise worth mentioning, their owner is a life long fan
>>142552349He served for 3 years and got court martialed for a Rosa Parks event
>>142552364You want me to believe a guy named *squints* Amos Rusie and *squints* Silver King are white?
>>142552364don't get in the way of their chud outrage. it's the only way they can feel alive
>>142552305I know Theo Epstein saved the sport with the pitch clock and banning the shift but now he needs to save it from the nerd statisticians. It's like they invent a new metric every time they want to AKSHULLY someone on the internet.
>>142552393>Amos Rusie
>>142549607it's cubspie?
genesis does what nindendon't
this fucker just spit on the ballwhat the fuck ump
>>142552393
>3-1 count>borderline pitch called strike 2>next pitch K This exact sequence has happened at least 100 times for Seattle this year
>>142552447>I didnt see it
We should combine Ichiro and Ohtanis stats from Japan into their MLB stats and integrate the rest of NPB and KBO stats into MLB statistics.
vlad is fat and should only play first
here comes the game ending DP!
>>142552460this but unironically
>>142552460but how does that allow Manfred to virtue signal?
>>142552393all these black people names were originally White peoples'. Like Tyrone is after a county in Ireland.
>>142552460Nah, left wingers don't like Asians because they disprove all of their narratives about western societies being inherently racist and impossible for non-whites to thrive
CHAOS CONTROL
>>142552384So you agree with me.>court martialed for a Rosa Parks eventWhat a scumbag, hitler running around put of control and you be selfish?
fat man manager mad
>>142552479Exactly. DeShawn is a lake in Austria, Shaquanda is a berry native to Finland, DeLaFinessequan is a famous Polish play
Just took a massive Braves right n the middla the bowl
>>142552460Japs weren't historically barred from playing baseball
>>142552496The man stood up for himself his entire life and didn't take shit from racist fucks. He was a great American
Big ole fat Braves right n the middla the bowl
>>142552505ok not all of them lol
>>142552364Based, White people kick ass at baseball. Way better than the blackies.
>>142552496are you one of those people who think all american children should go fight for israel and ukraine
If review calls Bliss out I'm going to throw my TV out my 3rd story apartment window
What would you do if you were at a baseball game and Freddie Fazbear came in to replace your team’s closer and he gets two outs but struggles getting the last out out only to balk in the tying run
Wtf I love umps now.
fuck off blow jobs
>>142552553Boo his azz.
THANK YOU UMPIES>THANK YOU UMPIESTHANK YOU UMPIES>THANK YOU UMPIESTHANK YOU UMPIES>THANK YOU UMPIESTHANK YOU UMPIES>THANK YOU UMPIESTHANK YOU UMPIES>THANK YOU UMPIESTHANK YOU UMPIES>THANK YOU UMPIES
>>142552460the funny thing is that even though MLB willingly threw a grenade into their own statistics, nobody really thinks any of these Negro League players now hold any of the records. They wrote a few articles when the database was put up but everyone knows it's BS.
Baseball
>14 runners LOBdisgraceful memeiners
Fucking bullshit.
>bottom 8: bases left loaded>bottom 9: bases left loaded>bottom 10: 2 LOB Just fuck /our/ shit up senpai
>>142552548baseball?
>>142552538If you count latinx as white maybe
What the actual fuck happened to this website
>>142552576mind if i share this over at /r/baseball, kind stranger?
>>142552522Should've stood up to Hitler but no
>>142552612wait until the guy gets banned for calling everyone paco
I hate graphic overlays that switch around and don't show all the information at once.Like we can't afford the 20px of screen space it'd take to show the count at all times.
>>142552585Spoke too soon >bottom 8: bases left loaded>bottom 9: bases left loaded>bottom 10: bases left loaded
>>142552612The mod is a dodger fan
Fuck this fucking team
damnit, it's going to be "dumper" spam time
>>142552548Way to get off topic there bud
>>142552646No it's not. AWFUL loss for Seattle gg Jaysbros. We suck
>compasses
>metsiners lose on bullshit ump callI'm going to walk around my 100% neighborhood to blow off steam, fuck you George Springer cheating ass
Fuck all umps.
>The man stood up for himself his entire life and didn't take shit from racist fucks. He was a great American
>>142548415Go sox!
>>142552612Racism outside of /b/ is literally against the rules, dumbfuck
gg northbirds until next time. Mariners WILL be WINNING on Tuesday.
>>142552675Jackie was 1000x more courageous than you could ever hope to be. You're a coward who hides behind anonymity to post >le epic racism
>>142552704did Biden shit himself again? what has you so uppity tonight?
poopattle fartiners
>3 (THREE) consecutive Grand StrandsIt's so over for this team
>>142552702>not being banned for 15 years1. get off this fucking site2. how do you not get banned at least once a month? I get a 3-day ban constantly for the most innocuous shitposting
>>142552702I don't think many mexicans live in Boston, weirdo
>>142552664mets won, don't lump us in with your meme team
>dodgers lose>unfettered anti-black racismhmm makes ya do a deep thinker
I'm gonna say something a lot of mariners fans will hate: Cal is mike Z with a better arm. I'm not sure he'll ever be over .250 average in a season.
>>142552717/we/ need to start DFA'ing the underperformers starting with Polanco and France. I'd rather have a AAA prospect bat .201 with .290 slugging than a guy who has been in the league 7 years
>>142552682holy fuck is this hiroshimoot shit or am i just fucking stupid
>>142552711unrelated "what about the political guy who's not a racist"
>>142552726I live near the border with a ton of Latino people. They are insanely racist against blacks. I knew some racist white kids in my hometown but it's nothing like the Latino crowd as far as disliking black people. Most Latinos are Dodgers fans too lol
>>142552664>MetsinersI disavow
>>142552740Nah its one of those ancient rules that is never ever enforced unless a mod/janny gets a stick up their ass about a specific post
>>142552682close. racism outside of /mlb/ is not allowed
>>142552727Batting average no longer matters, OPS is the new stat that matters. Cal slugs well enough that he'll always have a decent OPS even if he's hitting .210
>>142552393Hank Aaron hit more home runs than Babe Ruth
>>142552757white liberals are too blinded by their bubbles to realize white americans are some of the least racist people on earth lmfao
Can’t lie that OMG song is pretty catchy.
>>142552682I'm always racist outside of /b/ and have never gotten banned for it
>>142552787>black guy hit more homeruns than other black guyHuge development boys
>in game interviewoh shit
>>142552782>OPSthat's a meme stat. The only stat that matters is wOBA.
>>142552819Babe Ruth was white
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>>142552664based 100% neighborhoodian
>>142552682Suck my cock, dude
9 players in MLB history have hit 600 or more home runs. 7 of them were either black or latino
>>142552787Babe Ruth had a lower ERA
>we know what a workout guy you are
>>142552856meet at braves stadium?
>>142552863Lower than 0.00?
>>142552358war huh what is it good for? absolutely nuthin!
>>142552777Checked and I'm glad Negro League stats are included in the records including that brave player you posted, these stories need to be told!
>>142552884yes you need a minimum IP
>>142552810Finnish privilege
>>142552824why is it so long? this is cringe.
>>142552862pete alonso will join them repping the whites
>>142548415Kirby is kid game
Honestly the most impressive part is that Hololive night didnt get a single fight AT Dodgers stadium near the bleachers section. They did a very good job at the event, and they picked a very good game too with the NLC leading Brewers in town. All around applause for Cover here.
>>142552737I don't even know anymore man. The offense on this squad is rotten to its core. Every player it touches withers and dies.
>>142553035Are fights common at Doyer Stadium?
>>142553026just like baseball
>>142553035It was all asian chicks and creepy white guys
>>142553083WMAF supremacy
>>142553083The biggest consumers of Anime are actually black men, that's why it was so peaceful
>judgeKWAB
Too many interviews.
more like red sucks versus the lamekees how about you hit some balls for a change
>no nu at 530pathetic
>>142553218Make one
>>142553233Make me
This is it. The end of /mlb/.
>>142553276confirmed hololive killed /mlb/
>>142552856go braves
Baking
>>142553142>it continues
>>142553325>>142553325>>142553325>>142553325Nu bread!
>>142553334>>142553233>>142553218Touhou saved /mlb/ again
