Something something doyers hololive something something edition
doyers
Our Atlanta Braves won today~
>>142553333>>142553339Touhou
>>142553333>>142553339>>1425533495 foot 3 inch men typed this
>>142553353I drink but you can do anything, just have fun
Yankees.
Yankees!
>>142553355/mlb/ will never die under my watch!
Mets
Do you read during baseball?(forgot pic)
doyers!
>>142553384i play crusader kings 3 >>142553386i expect all doyer thotposts to be Asians
Hi, I'm back from my walk in my 100% neighborhood.
>>142553384I read /mlb/ while watching baseball.
I'm back from my walk in my 100% neighborhood.
D O Y E R SOYERS
>>142553408not my problem
>>142553367ya win yankerkun?
>>142553435Dios mios
>>142553386Disgusting hags
asian women prefer white men such as brandon nimmo and pete alonso
Yanks can’t throw this performance from Gil away.
Doyers, y'all excited for Phillies?
10 minutes without an interview ESPN how about some woman next
>>142553367>>142553383>>142553386>>142553408>>142553435Cubspie mogs.
>>142553490Proofs?
>>142553490You say?
why would I want four iphones?
>>142553508So you can text your three other friends
cubspie is locked in my basement
>>142552986The next guy to hit 600 HR's isn't in the majors right now.
>>142553458>>142553481I'm glad Gil seems to have got over that slump. We need more run support.
>>142553481he still hasn't redeemed himself after the last few piss poor performances
>>142553524Juan Soto has a chance
M's bros... we're missing the playoffs again aren't we
>>142553528just tuned in. this just a pitchers duel?
>>142553528that's some good slopanese
>>142553552why is she standing in front of a post-apocalypse San Francisco?
>>142553563shes giant
>>142553536He'll need to seriously pick up the pace and put up some monster HR years in his late 20's and early 30's to have a chance at it.
>>142553563she's standing on top of it ya dingus
>>142553485nah. both teams aren't at full strength. just hoping for a good showing and no one getting hurt.
>>142553563thats how it always looks
>>142553520good im glad shes somewhere safe
>>142553552pretty muchsuper short innings
>>142553625noted. ima get some tacobell
keeping Gil in is a mistake
>>142553605I'll look at Phillies injury list, damn shame then but glad to be informed now than never knowing later.
>>142553616reminds me of that [s4s] drawing where some troon's got a new recruit to their lair with anime shit everywhere kek
>>142553647Sasuga Boone.
>>142553647lel
God fucking damnit.
what's a cubspie
good timing with the stat
>>142553691a lobotomized femboy cubs fan
Devers slaying the Yankees
>>142553701that's every cubs fan
>>142553691Wholesome folk I tell ya, on their way to the world series.
LOL GET FUCKED STANKEESAlso Ben Rice is a biggest piece of shit traitor since Roger Clemens. Grew up in MA a Yanks fan.
Soto walk Judge bomb please.
>>142553725He a Bandwagon bitch
>>142553725What's wrong being a fan of another team in a different state? I refuse to be a Cheastros fan simply because I'm from Houston, so I chose to become a Dodgers fan for life.
>>142553725but didn't you hear his hearwarming story about growing up idolizing Derek Jeter they told three times?
>>142553691queen of /mlb/
>>142553725>Ben Ricelmao the stankees are really pinning their hope on a fucking GRAIN
>>142553524Ohtani will do it if he stays healthy. He has 8-9 good power hitting years left and he’ll average 45 a year until he’s 38
Yankees need some natural born Red Sox killers, much like the Red Sox always got natural born Yankee killers like David Ortiz, Curt Schilling, and Josh Beckett.
is cubspie a boy or a girl
>>142553725go away
>>142553781He will be better than what Jim Rice was
>>142553714I get more pussy than you
>>142553524Judge could. He’ll need another 60HR year tho
ESPN announcers on suicide watch
>>142553815man, that post makes me feel like I'm back in high school.
Sox are trying to give us the game yet again, please take it.
>>142553841What does it make you feel like when you insult all cubs fans? Does that make you feel good about yourself? Is that a mature thing to do?
>>142553841https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6jQkxsEbnS4
My Yankees are FUCKING ASS.
>Arson FudgeAll Rise? More like All Fallen lol.
>>142553922that's right. they're also bad at baseball
>>142553925Kek this one kinda got me.
>>142553886I wasn't the anon you responded to, it was just an observation.>>142553918pipe down. cubs will have their day again.
cubs are on a roll!
>>142553770Los Chicano solution to Los Mexican problem
Man nailbiter of a game!>>142553848No can do that wouldn't be polite NYC is all about politeness.
>>142553725Rivera will always be a Jew Yorker. No refunds. I think my Yankees should hit the ball more, however.
>>142553778But queens are female??
>>142553949Got it, so I’m immature for responding to someone that painted all cubs fans as “lobotomized femboys” but you have no problem with the guy that instigated it. Youre fucked in the head
>>142553795A man
>>142553524Too bad Harper will have to retire at 35 due to back issues. Fucker swings too hard for his own good
>>142553978exactly now you're getting it
who gets the most cubspie pussy?
>>142554007your momBOOM!
>>142554007nobody she's pure
why isnt faggot mike in the lineup
>>142553980you have to admit it was a lazy response, a lie borne of what I presume is frustration. it lacked the usual snap I usually see from Cub posting.
Looks like it’s summer vacation in this thread. Fuck it, I’m out.
>>142554025Baseball is a sport played during the summer.
CRUSHED AND OUTTA THERE
DECISIVERED SOXVICTORY
>>142553980shut up faggot
Stupid retard umpies tried to rig this game for the Stankees LMAO
I do not like the r*d sox.
>>142554053I envy the people that have never had to deal with you
>>142554007He has a bussy and I'm sure a bunch of homos
>>142553821Judge is 32 and not even at 300 yet. 500 is still a question for him, let alone 600.>>142553789Ohtani just hit 30 years old and is at 199. He has a shot at 400 if he ages well, but there's no way he gets to 500, let alone 600.>>142553984Harper is actually making solid pace. He's over 300 at 31, if anything, the time he's missed during his via injury is what keeps him out of the 600 club. Speaking of injury, Trout is almost 33 and is almost at 400. If he stayed healthy he would cleared 600 with ease, and maybe even threaten for 700.
>>142554067
>>142554067Does your wife also have black hair?
>>142554089No one will reach 763 homers in the future. That's the sad reality.
the yankees are probably missing the postseason at this rate. sad stuff. i think they just need to blow the team up at this point, trade everyone for the next 5 #1 picks and topn prospects. aim for a 2032 world series chip and just tank the next few seasons. it worked for the A’s. and then orioles. its time.
>>142553325Pitching is gonna be the death of my Dodgers.
>>142554025Have fun at reddit and stay there
What happened to cubspie?
Skenes has made some Faustian deal with the devil to give him that insane arm right? First round pick to all star next year, is this the modern The Year the Yankees Lost the Pennant?
>>142554109yankees will be fine >>142554117his UCL could tear at any moment, just reality of being a pitcher these days
>>142553592He’s got 12-14 years left and he seems like one of those guys who morphs into a big time power hitter like Bonds. 35 a year until 2035 gets him there
>>142553815mutilated cock axe-holes don't count as pussy
>>142554117He’ll make fewer than 100 career starts guaranteed. You can’t sustain throwing that hard
Damn, would have been nice to get a third, but 2-0 feels a tiny bit better than 1-0. Come on Boston.
>>142554117Literally reminds me of deGrom. God tier pitcher for a 2/3 year stretch. I’m talking 12k appearances, one hitters over 8 innings type of games. We all know how it went with deGrom. Starting pitchers are turning into running backs for the NFL. Super short elite years as their bodies can’t keep up with bigger, faster, stronger.
>>142554151What the fuck are you talking about you fucking loser? How porn addicted and pol brained are you? How does that thought even enter your head? You are legitimately sick
>yankees have only won 3 games since the sox beat them in boston>3-15BUCK BROKEN
CONSPIRANCY THEORY: Yankees will win their 28th ring in 2036. It will be their first in ironically 27 years as a reference to the amount of rings they had since 2009.
>>142554187NFL RB is a great comparison. There’s gonna be a resurgence of guys who throw high 80s and locate well like Moyer. This ‘everyone throws 97’ shit isn’t sustainable
Next club to win their first World Series?
Baseball is not life, but baseball has life
Yankee fans should have rushed the field and tear down the foul poles after yesterday's win like in college football. Then this game wouldn't have been played and thus no embarrassing loss.
>>142554198This is par for the course for them look at the last 3 seasons same thing, start the season Hot and then cool down in July and go out on a whimper in September/ October
>>142554263Based Knower. Yankees crash out in the ALDS and Boone gets canned
>>142554160he's throing a far amount of the slower pitches too probably aware of that
>>142554251Anyone not named the Mariners
>>142554251Brewers
>>1425542212009*half the team tested positive for roids
cubspie, my queen...
>>142554280You’re still throwing hard on a splitter or a slider. The arm motion shouldn’t change or else it tips the pitch
LOL WHAT A PLAY DEVERS
POST THE MAID!!!
>>142554251Pick one
And DJ grounds out what a surprise god damnit I can’t take this shit anymore.
Yup Grishit is getting DFA'd after this.
>>142554262don't fetish shame maybe yankee fans are into ntr
yankees are gonna miss the playoffs.its a certainty.whats the best course of action for them?A) fire booneB) blow up the teamC) pretend nothings wrong and try again next year
>>142554310yeah his splitter especially. but he's not banging the 101MPH FB non-stopwow the yankees stink
>>142554274Unfortunately Cashman and little Steinbrenner remain. Need to remove those two as well.
>>142554251None of them unironically
Thoughts on PNC park?
>>142554343give Soto to the Mets
>>142554343First two plus little Steinbrenner selling the team.
>>142554251Brewers or padres. Seattle can’t win one with this current offense. Rockies are 3-4 years away from the playoffs at least. Rays are going to be mogged by the yanks and O’s the next decade
>>142554343Boone and Cashman must go. Unfortunately C will be what happens.
>>142554375sovl
>Yankees fans already leaving the stadiumKek it's not even October yet. Jesus Christ their fanbase is just as spoiled.
>>142554377What do the Mets offer?
someone post the cubbie bear maid!
>>142554375cities are trash, skyscrapers especially
>>142554375cool water aesthetic like oracle
>>142554400he's a FA at the end of the year
>>142554400well wishes
>>142554396New York is a women's basketball and soccer city. At least they play with pride and win.
>>142554400Money
>>142554396Seriously ffs. Come on I'm for the sox but they could 100% lose this. Two runs is nothing.>booing raphyStankees.
>>142554375I honestly thought the yellow bridge was part of the stadium
>poopkeeslol! lol! lol!
>>142554375I think that's the nicest image of a beautiful day in the park ahead of Colorado and SF.
sKKKKKKKKKKKKKoobs
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA>gets boo'd>here have another
Fire Aaron Boone immediately.
based devers
>>142554375the skyline in the background does look pretty cool on TV
come on bombston just three more
Devers is like a young David Ortiz
>>142554251Mexico City in about a decade
let's go ricey ben
Yanks probably should've saved some of those runs from yesterday for tonight's game
When anti-Yankee fans want you to keep certain coaches and players, that's when you get rid of those coaches and players.
>>142554485I guess you can call him "Small Papi"
>>142554251My Chadres of course.
Yankees are just luring everyone into a false sense of security. Soon the bear will awaken and take off his gloves.
>>142554495The stankees should keep Judge, Soto and Stanton
>>142554495i do hope that the yankees keep boone and cashman, they're such a great team and can ensure the yankees much success for decades to come.
>>142554546So the stankees are into fisting?
>>142554556pay attention to the game aaron
>>142554555>>142554556This so much! Boone 2040!! Yankees tonight now have the sox right where they want them!!!!
Sup frens, fell asleep around the fifth inning, but I just woke up and whattya know the Mets won that ballgame! Here’s that template that the one anon asked for.
Why can't the Yankees find players who own the Red Sox much like how the Red Sox find players who own the Yankees?
I need that maid image macro
>>142554591Because nobody wants to play in pinstripes. Ken Griffey Jr. knows that.
>>142554416
https://x.com/Dodgers/status/1326355021093498880https://x.com/Dodgers/status/1326355021093498880https://x.com/Dodgers/status/1326355021093498880
GGEZ
>>142554599Griffey was always broken after he left Seattle
>stankees>stinkees>stunkees>bankees>crankees>poopkees>shitkees>asskees>fartkees>crapkees>anuskees>feceskees>excrementkees>bowelmovementkees
>>142554611>Posts the same link three timeWhat kind of mental illness is this?
despite all the sucking done by yankees the sox pitching was really solid tonight
>>142554607Every other sports team in the Metropolitan area is a colossal failure, even your Mets.
>>142554636Because the Yankees have no heart, care, or pride.
>Since March 31, Red Sox are 14-2 on Sundays
>>142554416>Woman basketballAnon, WNBA is going to cool off after a year. I don't know about soccer. >>142554655It's just the standard falling apart in midseason that Stankees have done for years.
I almost wish that Boone didn't hit that home run in 03.
>>142554655They have the money though and math which is much more important than outdated shit like that long term. Individual games are statistically meaningless. Just watch the rest of the season and who comes out on top in the end (spoiler: NYY)
>>142554067But I do like the Red Sox.
>>142554664God wills it.
>>142554647>>142554607
>tfw no baseball til thursday
What is the MLB equivalent of caitlin clark
>>142554688Based leaf bro, jays are cool too even if I still like our syrup more.
I'd just like to once again advocate for Total Ump Death. Leave it to the cameras you faggots, your eyes suck, they never won't suck, stop ruining everything.
>>142554706paul skenes
>>142553984why is that badgayce shartper has killed the game of baseball and when he's gone everyone who actually likes the game will be happy
>>142554682since the yankees haven't even made it to the world series in 15 years and all their stat padding is from like the fucking 1930s wouldn't that mean that money is outdated and SOVL is what wins championships in the current league?
we need shocked fat black man to appropriately respond in this thread now more than ever
good games today /mlb/, lets all go take a walk in our 100% neighborhoods
>>142554746Our 100% what
>>142554759He forgot to type spic
>>142554759yes
>>142554710>he needs reminding
>>142554759that's correct
>>142554738TWENTY. SEVEN. RINGS (27)Deal with it.
>>14255477127 has 2 rings
TWENTY. SEVEN. ANAL BEADS (27)Deal with it.
100% neighborhood walkers ww@?
>>142554759hmmm?
TWENTY. SEVEN. YEARS OF YANKEE FANS SUFFERING. (27)Deal with it.
>>142554781100% umpies? They are neighbors after all. Otherwise idc what you’re babbling about.
>>142554778UwU
I'm back from my walk in my 100% neighborhood
>>142554781
>>142554819Did you the whole way?
>>142553795Girl
>>142554819I did the walk did the neighborhood but only 99% it was I'm so very sorry /mlb/ I failed you you trusted me and I failed you
>>142553795Girl (xy)
This entire time, I thought Cubspie was just /mlb/'s way of calling cub fans in a cute way. It's an actual fucking person this whole time? There's fucking LORE in /mlb/?
>>142554706She wears a maid outfit and has cubstism. You’ve probably seen her around.
>>142554888Give her the old gapeway arse treatment
>>142554710seething
>>142554902
>>142554889>she>her
Umpchads run this genny and if you don't like it then YERRR OUTTAA HEREEEEE
Who’s got the umpchad w. a gun? I seem to have misplaced mine :(
>>142554953
>>142554889post the cub maid!
>>142554953Don't got it, but have this instead.
>>142553325My pirates ):
Something like this needs to be done at Yankee Stadiumhttps://youtu.be/34QQ0P2Qk2c?si=j--uJcNlwEsAPg7c
>>142554971>>142554978Thanks frens!
>>142554914I saved this but renamed it ThisGameIsGoingTooWellForMyLiking
>>142555043It’s weebtuber faggotry, isn’t it?
This is getting ridiculous now
Where is 2hu Dadspie?
>>142555070No, it's a Lyon fan tearing their own team down over the stadium sound system after an embarrassing loss, with the rest if the crowd supporting him. It's what the Yankee players need to go through, because these losses are unacceptable.
>>142555146It's not about winning and losing it's about having fun :^)
>>142555146Kek frogs fucking seething>reeee you wear my favorite shirt you owe meeeeee wins!!!
Cub maid. This thread. Now.
>>142555158When you get paid millions, it's no longer about YOU having fun, it's about the audience having fun.
>>142554919post the pic
>>142555135where is fruitspie?
>>142555183That sounds like a you problem.
>yanks have only won like 5 games this past monthtf happened to them? They looked unstoppable prior. At this rate they'll be overtaken by Boston>>142553325>vtumorsAnd isn't this the one who turned out to be a psycho and got fired or something
>>142555238>At this rate they'll be overtaken by Bostonthat's the plan boss
>>142555221Where is Foodspie?
The more stankees lose, the more Juan Soto lose interest in signing an extension with Yankees. How's Grish working for you? Thanks for higgy and King BTW. Enjoy your Soto rental, Jew York!
>>142555267
>>142555195
Good night for the good guys
>>142555238They're streamers who larp as anime girls anon, they are all psychos.
>>142555238Yes, she's bipolar and refuses to take her meds
>>142555290This ain't it, chief
>>142555238their starting ERA was like <3, it's fallen apart
>>142555301>>142553490
>>142555332
unexpected tommy lee jones
>>142555388hes been the face of boss coffee since like the release of MIB3
japan loves gura
>>142555395yeah I remember him as one of the OGs back like 20 years ago when late night shows and early youtube discovered that celebs appear in foreign ads
Can someone explain the origin of this Cubspie? How did you all even spot her out in /mlb/ threads anonymously?
https://www.mlb.com/news/all-star-ball-crew-ballot-2024?partnerID=web_article-shareWhat two ballboys are you sending to Texas next week?
15 years later the ghost of Babe Ruth is still punishing the Yankees for demolishing "his house". Now that's worth a 100 year curse.
LMAO
>>142554888There are a few Cubspies so you're not wrong. I'm pretty sure the one in question is one of the spammers that posts "gay louis" and other shit.>>142555449She and a few others constantly spammed "gay [whatever team beat the piss out of the cusb]". Eventually people noticed a pattern and they started naming them. Similar to ERG, Spammy, 2hu Dadspie though he used a name, rely rays, Cutespea and a bunch of others. It's really not hard to tell any of them apart, even the Cubspies, if you spend enough time here.
what will they think of next
>>142555480>Expecto Collapsum!
>>142555478Study >>142161518
>>142555480>hey, LA got a pile of weeb cash from Hololive....what if we got....Nijisanji?
>>142555496lel
>>142555507Gat dayum.
>>142555480I want this unironically
>Beat Mariners in Seattle and took the series>Leo Jimenez got his first big league hit Today was a good day.
>>142554305>>142554319>>142554888>>142554889>>142554919>>142554973>>142555169>>142555195Maid Desire>>142555370Maid Fulfilled
This is the maddest I've ever seen Jomboy
>>142555586Link? I could do with a laugh
>>142555677Were you culturally enriched?
>>142555496Underrated
>>142555677>100% neighborhood.Night walking while baseballed
>>142554888There’s 3 cubspies and ERG the only reason people think there’s only one cubspie is because they intentionally copy each others posting style
i hate the dodgers
>>142555713Ok, now this is incane JEEPIES
>>142555678Just check his X posts on jomboy and talkin baseball>>142555511>NijisanjiI thought they were doing something with NBA
>>142555717But y tho
>>142555713>three cubspiesI get they could be more than one person but how did you arrive at this specific number?
I want her adorable ass sliding up and down on me
>>142555752Sorry but Taryn only visits Black Owned Businesses
>>142555713For a brief moment I wanted to ask how you know this but don't even want to know. I come here infrequently and the only other regulars I see are Wincinatti, Sweden (formerly Dane? Singaporean?) and the eternally butthurt Panamaposter
Jake Irvin was robbed
>>142555732la's a dump
>>142555775one t, friend
>>142555775I'm here more than everyone you mentioned. If they're all regulars, what does that make me?
>>142555809You're the bartender. I'll have one glass of London Fog btw
>you are 50-60+ years old enjoying a time honored tradition of watching your boys in blue>a few beers in already> https://www.instagram.com/reel/C9EbxsKs-tQ/?igsh=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==>this comes upWhat are they thinking about this?
>>142555848i forgot to include,>the doyers won the game as well
>>142555848Not clicking but assuming that’s the vtuber shitI’d probably joke about how gay everything is becoming and how im getting old then I’d go back to the game
>>142555848I can live with all the dumb shit because ownership has shown year after year that they're committed to trying to win.
>>142555848Considering they invited drag freaks last year, the boomer fans are probably numb to it all. Or maybe they think Ohtani is a fan>man that nip can play ball but he sure brought over weird shit like anime larpers and octopus dumplings
lmao
why isnt anyone talking about how banana ball was on national tv today?
>>142555936because this is a major league baseball thread, honey
>>142555848The kids are gonna be alright.The kids, are going to be, alright.Everything is going to be a-fucking-okay brothers and sisters.Play ball.
>>142555936Because banana ball is GRIDS
I will shit on Hal's and Cashman's desk.
>>142555848What the fuck
>>142555968
>>142555877It works until Clayton Kershit gives up 6 runs in 2 innings and you lose the NLDS again
>>142555995Thats what happens when you have him and 2 other starters carry the pitching all season and then you try and use him in the fucking 8th inning when hes a starter.
>>142555848>heh that's a cute cartoon, kids these days>anyways here's Will Smith with another moonshot
>>142555993I really need someone to explain this virtual YouTuber thing to me. Like, why? What do they do on videos? Is there an actual person doing all the stuff and it gets mapped to this anime character in real time? Same with voice? Why not just watch the person doing all that stuff?
>>142556013
Watched Field of Dreams and cried this evening desu.
>>142556021>What do they do on videos?They usually are streamers on video makers but its generally along the lines of what most flesh streamers do >Is there an actual person doing all the stuff and it gets mapped to this anime character in real time?Yeah there are programs with tracking using iphone cameras >Same with voice?Usually its just their voice but troons and men try and trick people. You can usually tell though pretty easily. Usually they stick to using TTS voice to hide it. >Why not just watch the person doing all that stuff?idk it just seems more appealing. Plus I think a big plus for alot of people is they can stay anonymous and be themselves more. I can say for a fact that when I go to Dodger games alone I am much more animated and cheer far louder than when I am with my friends or family.
>>142556021>why not just watch the personIdk why anyone watches streamers at all tbdesu, I’m not even that old lmao. Who wants to watch someone else play video games? The only shit like that I’ve ever watched was kitboga on YouTube and even then I don’t watch it live cause it’s mostly boring.
>>142556044>on not video makers*
>he doesn't get the BLT
>>142554888is the internet that bad in st. louis?
>>142556140the internet is fine but they only use it for grindr
>>142554688i wanna see her ass getting railed by yankee bbc like in 1923, 1927, 1928, 1932, 1936, 1937, 1938, 1939, 1941, 1943, 1947, 1949, 1950, 1951, 1952, 1953, 1956, 1958, 1961, 1962, 1977, 1978, 1996, 1998, 1999, 2000 and 2009
>>142556156I’ve always wondered is it Gay Louis (Lewis) or Gay Louis (Louie)?
>>142556165its gay louis kek
>>142556176oh shit lmao nice
>>142556165most people pronounce the first way but all that matters is if you are without internet (grindr) you can find love in any nearbly loo
>>142556024The Natural mogs
>>142556176kek !
>>142556176oh my kekkies!!
>>142556176based based. absolutely based
gaynt blowass llol
>>142556165yeah why the fuck is it St. Lewis, MO but Louieville, KY??
If the Dodgers played the Cards instead of the Brewers the birds would have gotten shellacked because of the anime curse.
lemme tell ya /mlb/ i lmao'd my ass off when i saw st louis' city connect unis were almost exactly the same as their regular unis. milquetoast boring ass franchise in a milquetoast boring ass state
>>142556235why is it kansas but arkansaw stop the madness!
Interesting
all right guys i have a thing i want to do the yankee's are at the ray's tomorrow at 6:50pmif the ray's windubs tells me what to speed run any baseball game (1st to 5th gen consoles)
giants desuI'm so fucking happy Webb and Ramos made the ASG, Ramos especially as testament to all the work he's put in to get to the level he's gotten to this year and to break the curse of Chili Davisin a surprise trade, OF Austin Slater was dealt to the resd for LHP Alex Youngcan't say I'm surprised, he just hasn't been that good this year at his job and he needed to go, him getting PH'd for Matos in the 9th today was a big sign
Just got back from my walk and I see the astros lost today...weird.
>>142556159big time gaps there at the end desu
Just got back from my walk, sucked a bunch of homeless Mets fans off and swallowed to refresh myself. Love the Cubs!
>>142556327Weird thing for an assturds fan to post.
>>142556283ken griffey presents mlb on snes
>>142556294its gonna be great. our team President Callcenter is a fucking moron
>>142556279intradasting
>>142556283nes rbi baseball 2
>>142556326may your team have a 120 year long drought of world series
Sneks won
>>142556327Kek this is funny because you are gay and you are a cubs fan. Mein sides
>>142556283Winnie the Pooh's Home Run Derby available for free online.Or Losey the Berd's Cock Suck Frenzy available for free in gay louis.
PSYCHO GANG REPORT
sorry....
Teams like the Dodgers at the top of the standings get Hololive collabsMeanwhile teams like the White Sox at the bottom get Nascar
>>142556490I feel bad for da nascar peeps. 2 years they’ve had this street race, rain both times
>>142556499I got drenched from head to toeAnd we lost so much of the race due to the rain delay and then mandatory stopping timeAnd of course the rain fucked up fan favorite drivers making it feel less legitFucking rain man...
>>142555043sovlfor me it's st etienne fans throwing pyro at their team after they got relegatedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FOS5Yy7tCUY
>>142556511damn.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kVxMaq7KlnQ
>>142555168You're a fucking moron aren't you?
>>142556283>rolling for picrel
>>142556283ninja baseball bat man
>>142556551No, I don’t think so. Why do you ask?
>>142556283Rolling for picrel
>>142556509>>142556499Why didn't they just build a roof?
>>142556511I wish I lived somewhere where it was okay to behave like an angry hooligan
>>142556511Do you ever stop to think that sometimes those fans are right and the players and club that sucked so much deserve it?
>>142556681No because it’s sports. Losing your shit at that level over something that is ultimately inconsequential is fucking retarded. I love my team but I’m gonna throw shit at them for losing, or steal a microphone and give some gay speech about how I am owed because my team is super duper special.
is he really good enough to be a rookie all-star
>>142556763
>>142556795>among rookies
this is hilarious
>>142556991oops i meant this picture
>>142556763He's third in WAR in the NL among OFs (behind Profar and Nimmo, tied with Tatis).
>>142556996They fought for the wrong side anyways.
>>142557012ebin
>>142556951Skenes is going so why mot
>>142557012Holy heckin fucking based polnazi I hate the freedoms and liberties that democracy provides
So sorry.
We all forgive you.
>>142557286it’s not your fault
>>142557330I do not forgive you
>>142557345It is your fault
Well now I don't know what to think!
>>142557408Stop thinking
>>142557433I rarely do already.
>>142557100>I have freedom to consoom 100 types of poison, be muzzled and vaxxed like cattle, be censored for any anti neomarxist opinion, and be taxed 2/3rds of my income for pedophilic jews subhuman is not enough of a word for npc cattle like you
>>142557621tunisia sounds terrible
>>142557621>nazis never played baseballngmi
>>142557621>npc cattlebecause nothing dispels the notion of being cattle like living in a totalitarian fascist state that dictates your every whim lmao. go back to your grassdive thread.
while we are on subject of US being the best nation on earth, gnats wtf are these? how hard is it to make a good USA themed uniform?
>>142557621
>>142557710Well, if "one sportswriter" says so, then it must be true.
>>142558029you can read all about it if you like, the germans didn't play baseball and it only became a sport in Europe after american soldiers played it during the war.
>>142558085My point would be rather that the audience would have been more disengaged more by confusion and detachment rather than sheer boredom by the sport itself, because they largely wouldn't have been familiar with baseball.Besides, this is a country that loves a game where people roll on the ground for 90 minutes until it ends in a 0-0 draw, so I don't want to hear a fucking word about how baseball was just too boring for them.
>>142558133>My point would be rather that the audience would have been more disengaged more by confusion and detachment rather than sheer boredom by the sport itselfwell yea that's pretty much what the article says, they were cheering for pop ups because they would disappear into the darkness. night baseball was new just the year before and they had no idea how to light the stadium for the game. the crowd didn't understand balls and strikes, or base hits at all, and were leaving in droves by the fourth inning. because they didn't play baseball (which was the point I was making).
Anyone ever been to Nationals Park? Where is best place to park?
>>142553325Ahem, FUCK the twins. That is all.
>>142555429no we don't, fuck gura
>>142557621tunisia also has the highest aoc in the world
>>142558697why don't you explain exactly what that is, for the rest of the class, who might not be caught up on such important global matters.
>>142553325/vt/ Spy reporting. Angry Asian women are making threads trying to present the GuraxDodgers collab as a bad thing.Their efforts have been shameful at best and Chinese at worst.By the way my Tigers Swept the Reds after Gura sang clearly Colt Keith has been motivated by high test Shark cunny.Also Chris I am waiting on the RaoraxTigers collab. I demand those fat fat Italian thighs on the extra wide Jumbotron. Chris you cheap shut your dad would have paid her in Pizzas. Do the needful Chris.It could be the Tigers-Yankees. Imagine the Yankees fans brought to tears hearing an Italian Bambina singing Take me Out to the Ball game. It's free money. Chris you gotta spend money to make money you coward.
>>142553325Is Rushia the Pete Rose of Hololive?
>>142558575I can't even be mad at you. It's kind of sad how Cleveland has the best record in the American League and absolutely no one cares about them at all. Hell, with Tim Anderson DFA'd you can't even buy relevance by having J-Ram punch someone.
thank u vtubers for saving the doyers from irrelevancy
>>142558901It's not that no one cares. They don't get any coverage. If it was the old AL East everyone would give a lot of shits about it. If the race happened pre 1993>3 way race between Guardians, Orioles, and Yankees>national coverage as Yankees, Orioles and Guardians fans have their ears open watching to see how other teams are doing>the West would have a 5 way battle between the Mariners, Twins, Rags, Royals and AstrosThe AL Central was a fucking mistake. Soulless ass shit.>Oh hey let's just take the Tigers and Guardians and smash them in with a bunch of AL West teams >Let's take the Brewers the historic of the AL and throw them over to the NLOh but we gotta preserve tradition. Can't do this and that because of muh tradition. See we are upholding tradition... but actually we kind of hate tradition. Why aren't you guys watching anymore why do you hate baseball?
>>142559059>posting low effort b8 when you could be posting webms that upset yankee fans first thing in the morning
>>142559059>>142559090I mean people who could give a shit less about baseball went to that game and watched it. They're not wrong. Normally baseball has to emotionally manipulate people into caring.
>>142559108>and watched itFrom what I understand they all stood in a line for the entire game.
Being 8 games back in the standings is like winning the World Series for Braves fans
>>142559087They were always going to go to 3 divisions/league + wild card. More playoffs = more money, and 3 divisions was a lot less travel headaches. It did come crashing down though with the ALCentral being so shit, particularly in 2017. The 22 game winning streak was definitely taking advantage of a heavy division schedule down the stretch where the Indians were playing teams that sold at the trade deadline and were well out of it. That might have pushed the needle to add the third WC and go to an unbalanced schedule where everyone has to play a ton more out of division games. Between playing way more variety of teams and the third wildcard you got a more balanced regular season and way fewer teams are trying to sell at the deadline because they are within striking distance.
>>142559108completely btfo by >>142559153pottery.
>>142553325>Rushia won btw....the Biggest Menhera Whore competition.
>>142559211A balanced regular season makes the regular season meaningless. You could have still done all that without tearing up the divisions. Shit the NBA has done it for decades. In fact it would have been better.Top 3 teams from AL East get in 4 and 5 play a play in game. Instead the MLB did it in the worst possible way and created a Frankenstein monster. I gave them an 8 team playoff that preserves the importance of the regular season. Now how about we get a Commissioner who holds the owners accountable for being cheap assholes.
>>142559427IDK. To me, it feels right being division rivals with midwest clubs. I grew up under the 3 division system and it just feels natural. Being division rivals with the AL East teams feels foreign. I think adding more playoff teams are always going to make dilute the regular season, but I guess they don't care about that because they celebrate when an 84 win wild card makes the world series.
>>142559414>be a psycho>kek your fans>kek your husband>kill a cat by accident slamming a door>get terminated from your company>start and lose fights with other indies>Japanese Keemstar uses you like a Piñata >get hired to pretty big company and get a great vtuber model>leave the company but get to keep the model sometimes stream with it >your new indie model is literally just your original companies model with pink hair >get voice acting job might have flubbed that because no one can trust you to honor an NDA>post yourself cosplaying the vtuber character from the company you were terminated from... kinda hot ngl I'd hit it>afew days ago do ASMR stream... make $16,000 just whispering into a microphone She's like Boogie... but a Japanese woman I need to have sex with ASAP.
>>142559590I'm a Tigers fan so I have benefited the most from the current system and you guys literally didn't start doing well until it so I get it. But I know.Tigers fans still see the AL East as rivals. Which probably has a lot to do with actually beating them out for Division Titles and Winning WS during the 2 division era. Like the Tigers used to have a legit rivalries with the Orioles and Red Sox. We banned John Denver's song Country Boy from our stadium because of the Orioles.I get it helps smaller teams but we did lose a lot more then we gained.
>>142559553What's the funny part? That it's weeb shit you personally don't care about? I know basic empathy is a tall ask on this site, but surely you'd have to imagine that this would be a shitty experience if it happened to you with something that mattered to you.
>>142559836the funny part is that when you came here to post your low effort bait it was all>haha boomers and your irrelevant sportsballbut when you are kindly told fuck off it's all>muh fuckin basic empathy is a tall ask on this site, imagine their shitty experience.KWAB
>>142559836>come to sports board>cry and seeth at the first sign of banterthis isn't for you
>Shota is in the all star>Gils is not in the all starBut you told me he's going to win the Cy Young.
I do not watch vtubers because I am not a faggot.
My Yankees :(
>>142560560Yankees suck
>>142560560are 0-6-1 over their last 7 series
>>142560560We can't lose if we don't play today.
>>142560922>Say the line, Boone!
Are people still saying that Mookie Betts, a player that has no shot of playing in the ASG was robbed by fans voting for Trea Turner, a player that will play? I mean, Mookie still made it lmao
>>142560989its sad that racism still exists in 2020+4
when will mookie's replacement (lindor) be announced?
>>142561274
The eye of the hurricane just passed over the city and we finally got some peace for a bit. I’m without power/internet and the seal on my window broke, so water was leaking in while I was asleep. At least I can hangout with my pet birds. I hope everything gets cleaned up so I can go to BP and the game on Wednesday
Still seething about yesterday’s loss tbqfh. That was the kind of loss that sends a team spiraling on a 7-game losing streak
>>142561486karma for all your years of cheating
>>142561486I don’t understand why people live where hurricanes and tornadoes happen. Oh also it’s hotter than satans asshole all summer
>>142560989Lindor was the one who got robbed, not Dookie Butts
>>142561580Reds and nats needed a rep, and nobody on either team came close to Abrams or Elly. It happens, but Lindor will get in as an injury replacement. Now I'm waiting for a pitcher to opt out so Cristopher Sanchez gets in
>>142561519Seriously? We’re going to do this now? Come on man
>>142561507i can't fucking wait to see polanco, haniger and france in the lineup tomorrow it's never going to fucking end.
>>142561486stay strong brother
>>142561486Hope there's minimal damage
>>142561571>Red = Tornado alley>Blue = common hurricane zonesSo you are suggesting we abandon all these areas anon?
>>142557814LMAO
>>142561648>>142561683Thanks, it’s no Harvey but it’s still not looking great especially after that derecho hit us a month ago
>>142561486>>142561614You couldn't steal the hurricane's signals? Hide under those trash cans you banged on.
>>142561730there's no reason to live anywhere but new york or california
>>142553325>>142559593L after L innit
*BANG BANG*
>>142561486Stay safe houspie
>>142561799New York gets hit by hurricanes too tho
>>142561486kinda hope you die desu
The bantz are getting kinda heated
>>142561799good goy
is 11:45 am monday morning too early to start drinking? there is baseball on in less than an hour so i think its fair.
>>142561990If you love baseball you will watch it sober
>>142562019i cant watch the mets bullpen pitch while sober bro thats crazy talk
This is my first time on this board.I live in Pittsburgh very close to PNC Park. The Mets have been in town playing the Pirates. There's a lot of Airbnbs around here so it's common to see fans of the away team out and about the neighborhood.I can't help but notice almost every Mets fan I see is some type of brown. I've never noticed this here with other teams fans before. Why is this?
>>142562077socioeconomic factors
>>142561990It means you're an alcoholic. Dude you got a disease.
Say something nice about my Seattle Mariners.
>>142562121every sports league needs its comic relief team
>>142562091RIP
>>142561486Stay safe anon you need to be alive for when the feesh beat your team tomorrow>>142561948wtf Billy disavows this message
>>142562133Vogelfat is based
>>142562121Aside from the large homeless and druggie population, proximity to Canada, and infamously bad weather, I like the city of Seattle and the surrounding area. The Ms I can’t say much good about though.
Is Livvy Dunne boyfriend pitching today?
when are these holoshitters gonna stop posting in /mlb/ already? no one fucking cares
>>142562077>he lives in the furry city and is talking shitMets series win starts in 25 mins bros.
>>142562273body language on that pic is insanely good from Skenes' POV. She's way into him and he knows it and is totally confident. Very good.
>>142562469shes into his money while getting deepdicked by cruz and cutch
>>142562499when that's the case you can see it in pics. Look up the green line guy on X
>>142562469>>142562517Interesting, what does this pic of them tell you?
>no Keith :(
>>142562273he already pitched versus the mets and got rocked by jeff mcneil
>>142562499Yeah the 6 foot 7 chad totally only gets pussy because he has money. Oh and she's worth more than him.
>>142562745Gay I have off this week instead of the 4th week and wanted to see him pitch
>Maldonado not an allstarName a bigger allstar snub. I’ll wait
>>142562826aw what precious thing to say. Players really do love Dusty.
>>1425628432021?
Is it just me or are start times totally fucked this year? Why are Mets starting at 12:45 instead of 1:10? More manfred tricks?
>>142562897I think this is the standings if 1 run games were flipped from wins to losses
>>142562935idk man but it's comfy for me (its 9:50AM and I just got home from work)
>>142562935if people don't know what time games are, they have to watch the commercials more somehow, just trust me
>>142562935this will be like the early july 4th game manfred wants them to speedrun baseball, someone will win 1-0 or 2-1 in a game about 2 hours long
>>142562273how do I achieve this physique?
>>142555848how is this honestly any different from all the cartoon animated mascots and "hawaiian shirt nights" and saluting the homosexuals sales events etc. that are all around the league?I feel like you have to have a certain amount of nerd in you to even recognize this as weebshit. for a 60-year-old it's all the same.
>>142562469I see you are a Rivelino's green lines enjoyer.
>>142563029I thought the 11am game was kind of cool actually (sort of like the Europe football games) but changing it by 25 minutes is just enough to fuck with you.
>>142562469thanks I couldn't tell of she liked him or not
Whos the other guy in the SNY booth?
/nu/>>142563342>>142563342>>142563342
>>142563031unironically squats and oats