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>Lap:
#7230

>Countdown to Hung Aryan GP:
https://f1exposure.com

>Previous thread:
>>142556295

>Essentials:
https://pastebin.com/Ufpi7Xpx

>FantasyGP.com /f1/ League Formula Autism:
Passcode: 12481614

>Niko Hülkenberg F1 Grands Prix without ever scoring a podium:
218 (215 starts)

>Perez Grands Prix since last win:
30

>Fernando Alonso Grands Prix since last win:
191

>Races in the Alpine 100 Race Plan
80

>2024 WDC Standings
VER: 255 (+18)
NOR: 171 (+15)
LEC: 150 (+0)
SAI: 146 (+11)
PIA: 124 (+12)

>2024 WCC Standings
Red Bull: 373 (+18)
Ferrari: 302 (+11)
McLaren: 295 (+27)
Mercedes: 221 (+25)
Aston Martin: 68 (+10)

>2024 WEC Standings
RIC: 755.04 (+55.56)
PER: 751.80 (+86.81
HAM: 751.76 (+17.71)

>News:
Having a fictional movie named F1 confusingly have the real drivers adds value - FOM, probably
Piastri wants answers on race-defining strategy error
Perez knows his lack of points is an "unsustainable" situation - Horner
"Who is Zak Brown?" - Verstappen
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Rally cross
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>pozfags have been shitting on perez all season
>he's ahead of kwabmilton in a clearly inferior car
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death to m*rcedes as always
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>>142561202
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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>Engineer: "we have a set of new mediums, Merc don't, HINT HINT"
>Norris: softs it is
Goblando is clearly desperate for more wins, but he has a funny way of showing it.
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gimi
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On twitter Hamfags and AMXchads are literally uniting to shit on Nowins

It's hilarious
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How did you thank stratmommy for yesterday's race today?
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THE GOAT PECCO BAGNANA OF F1
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>>142561235
Nothing anyone can do for him, m8. He's pozzed in the head
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>>142561247
She's doing the best she can with a poor car.
I don't know how much longer she and Max can carry this decaying corpse of a team.
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do you really think they will replace Perez with fucking Ricciardo?
because i really really doubt Ric would do a better job than Perez.
it sickens me that they decided to not put Lawson in a car this season, what a fucking waste. they could have known by now if there's even any potential in the guy, because few races last season wasn't enough (still better than Ric) to test him.
im sure if Jos didn't decide to put the world on fire we'd have Lawson in VCARB
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......THE KWAB JORGE MARTIN OF F1
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Was there any Senna-slurping this weekend?
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>>142561221
For the final time red bull's car utterly logged Mercedes and everyone else for the first few gps. Now the other teams have caught up and poorez has been exposed
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>>142561247
Absolutely nailing the strategy when having to factor in one car that's running in the top 5 and one that's dead last is unironically very impressive
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ham better not win anything ever again
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>>142561276
>it sickens me
really? bit theatrical there friend
>im sure if Jos didn't decide to put the world on fire we'd have Lawson in VCARB
that makes no sense
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gimi
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>>142561301
they pitted norris, you meant to say piastri
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>>142561301
Cheers
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>>142561171
>>142561205
>Muh Mexican market
Wouldn't Tsunoda be the same thing but for Japan? It's a damn shame Honda's retarded leadership got us into this awkward position where they have to leave RB and work with fucking AM. Red Bull-Honda with Yuki as the #2 would be kino.
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>>142561301
King of /f1/
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>>142561320
basado
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>>142561301
truth spoken
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>>142561247
i can thank her by sucking on her tits
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it will take months of hard work to undo newey shitting up the car
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>>142561202
>>News:
Sophia getting CANCELLED, hiding replies after inciting her fans to abuse a child for literally no reason

https://x.com/SophiaFloersch/status/1809931442052297132
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>>142561345
newey is pure shit, bro
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>>142561301
>>142561320

COPE COPE COPE COPE COPE COPE COPE COPE COPE COPE COPE COPE COPE COPE COPE COPE COPE COPE COPE COPE COPE COPE COPE COPE COPE COPE COPE COPE COPE COPE COPE COPE COPE COPE COPE COPE COPE COPE COPE HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

HAMILTON WILL WIN EVERYTIME YOU POST THIS AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
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>>142561233
Unironically my favourite poster rn
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migu
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>>142561355
yeah that's what i said
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>>142561202
>>142561171
>It wouldn’t surprise me at all if Perez signed a new contract that replaced the old one that
He wouldn't retarded enough to do that and he wouldn't be trying to destroy redbull if that was the case, he is doing it because they know they can't do anything so he either wants to destroy them or wants them to bought the contract.
The real question is he has the same exact contract for 2025-2026 or they add a "derank" clause
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>>142561118
Iwasa to me looks solid but equally doesn’t scream “youth wonderkind that should jump the queue into the main team” either. A shame because I think they would find it easier to justify doing that.

>>142561205
I think Perez sponsorship along with Mexican drink sales is what makes it a headache for Red Bull. I just don’t think they can unceremoniously dump him like De Vries even if it’s deserved.
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>>142561202
hey all, i am back from my 3 week long janitorially inspired vacation. What did I miss round here? Im actually actually a little happy to see homilton won his first race in three years yesterday. Mostly because he can see now that he has left a winning team and moved to LELarri that FUCKED leCVCKs race up yesterday.
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>>142561310
Ric drives in VCARB only because Horner want's to have friends around him, and someone who will not stab him in the back
im 100% sure if Marco had more power, he would've kicked Ricciardo out of the team along with Perez long time ago
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>>142561354
you reckon she punished him after hours?
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>>142561354
my goat
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>>142561363
yeah me too
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>>142561354
some of the replies she hid
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>>142561318
People is retarded and just take everything reddit says by granted
China is like 10 times a bigger market for redbull than mexico so if they really wanted muh paid driver they would hire zhou
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>yes yes, Perez suddenly turned into an amateur driver delivering complete shit performances weekend after weekend EVERY TIME! it has nothing to do with the car turning into a slow shitbox that is hard to drive
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>>142561392
>Wont somebody think of the poor little 18 year olds?
What the fuck is going on in the world?
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>>142561318
japs slurp no matter what
the latin american market needs a loser so they can relate in order for the marketing to work
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>>142561392
queer nonsense
rightfully hidden you dramamonger
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>>142561235
still can't figure out why the fuck they let him take the soft. even if hamilton passed him he could keep pressure on him and make his softs fall off. they even had the advantage of stopping after hamilton so they knew he took softs instead of the hards
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>>142561416
>japs slurp
thought you were speaking swedish for a sec
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>>142561366
at this point red bull is playing with AMX leaving to mercedes
that will make all big sponsors leave, h*rner is retarded if he choses beaner energy drink sales of giving a good car and a teammate to the GOAT
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>>142561424
Hamilton was laughing at his retarded ass for taking the softs in the cool down room kek
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I will be noting down whoever slanders my wife Sophia, just so you know
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>>142561381
Never seen a body that sexy to be honest.
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>>142561381
TAKE MY SOUL SOPHIA
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>>142561392
HE WAS ONLY 18 YEARS OLD YOU SICK FUCK BOYS WILL BE BOYS
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>>142561439
lmao gottem
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Why even bother to keep track of last Perez wins? He's not nearly on Hamilton's or Alonso's level.
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>>142561472
jej
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Yeah, Hamilton is literally complete and utter shit
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>>142561424
scripted win
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>>142561235
>>142561424
I liked how Piastri instantly went "yeah mediums are the best" when they told him the same thing.
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>>142561364
It’s not retarded, it makes perfect sense

The old contract would say “we will pay you $X” for 6 months the new one says “we will pay you $(a big Y) guaranteed for the remainder of your contract and $(a bigger Z) if you continue to drive”.

Financially you always take that contract. It’s far worse if you risk losing your seat in 6 months and get nothing. Your agent who makes 10% of whatever you earn and can see what’s happening will be pushing you to take that contract too.
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>>142561440
the hilarious thing is that if m*rc*d*s continue to be front runners, then AMX could easily just jump ship and make up the difference in the cars, RB are literally the 4th fastest car at this point and the shitbox is getting more impossible to drive each race.

Either RB has to cheat like M*rc*d*s and mcLELran and put on a flexible front wing, or max can literally just hope on over and take all of the race wins with him. rb has absolutely NOBODY to replace AMX and he will be a comfy #1 in m*rc*d*s for many more years to come. der underhund needs to play this right and we might see AMX dominating for more years to come

after getting rid of marko and resigning someone who cant finish higher than 16th on the grid for two years, I just dont see it happening for RB.
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>>142561354
>gets taken out
>continues crying about it on social media
/f1/ worships this?
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>>142561235
>>142561525
>>142561424
lando went with the softs because he's the lead car which means he's driving through wettest parts of the track, the soft tires heat up faster which would help him with his grip. that's what he said
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>>142561565
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>>142561525
I like how the competition is now pretty close, so even a single tyre choice becomes really important. You really can't afford to be retarded. F1 is finally good again!
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>>142561532
I can't really say necessarily that RB is "squandering" Amx considering he's won 3 championships, but him jumping ship is absolutely what RB would deserve. I wouldn't want to be associated with the power struggle pissing contest and Horner's shenanigans, not to mention getting stuck with a worthless teammate. He could easily win a WDC with the current Merc car, and if they nail the new regulations then he'll probably beat Hamilton and Schumi's record
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>>142561531
>It’s not retarded
I meant perez wouldn't be retarded enough to sign something and then perform like shit just he can get sacked, he's doing it because he knows they can't do anything.
>It’s far worse if you risk losing your seat in 6 months and get nothing.
He literally got ranked the #10 driver of 2023 by team principals despite crashing and getting out of Q1 half of the season, ranked higher thank hulk, gasly ocon etc so it would be extremely easy for him to get a seat at any mildfield team
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>>142561392
>
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>>142561440
I don’t think AMX is the problem, it’s the risk of losing in a more competitive field

Ideally, they need someone who AMX doesn’t hate, is willing to be the clear second driver and who is consistently narrowly behind AMX to pick up points and provide support. Getting all three is tough. Perez was fine until he clearly wasnt good enough at the racing part. Barricello is probably the GOAT sexond driver.

That said, I think AMX is a hyper competitive maniac - I don’t think he’d mind some real competition and he’d probably destroy anyone on the track anyway. Only downside is you always risk AMX running them off the road
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>>142561687
>Ideally, they need someone who AMX doesn’t hate, is willing to be the clear second driver and who is consistently narrowly behind AMX to pick up points and provide support.
That's Hulk and he should've been hired instead of Perez
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>>142561581
It’s fun and close just before they bin all the regulations again and you get another 5 years of dominance
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>>142561202
WEC is very close I just noticed.
Perez has this in the bag though.
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>>142561701
Perez was hired back then for the same reason he got resigned now. I doubt Hulk was as highly rated then but even if he was Perez would have gotten the seat.
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>>142561628
Oh yeah he’s not doing it deliberately, he’s just not very good. I imagine the guaranteed $$$ on offer was generous enough to make looking elsewhere pointless
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>>142561235
The question is why didn't McLaren just put him on mediums. They presented it to Lando as "take softs and cover Hamilton" who was the threat for the race win so ofc he's going to take the softs and go for the win. I am continually unsurprised that McLaren has been irrelevant since Hamilton left.
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>>142561701
>yes lets hire 0podium man against 10podium 1 win
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oily girther
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>>142561767
Brought to you by the same narrative that made pepple think Magnussen will beat Hulk.
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>>142561757
because they're retarded. which is why they would rather piastri lose 30 seconds and 5 places rather than just 2 seconds in the pits.
also, pic rel
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>>142561783
Yo mean THIS narrative?
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>>142561767
I'm fully convinced that the 2020 RP could have challenged the Mercedes for wins if it hadn't been driven by challenged drivers
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>>142561301
whoa i mean, i was expecting a based update, but this is just too based. almost criminally based
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Hulk will podium in Hungary
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Podium is not a verb.
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i'm extremely gassy tonight, i wish lewis hamiltons helmet was next to me so I could fart into it and put it on his head
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Resist the Americanisation of F1 (and /f1/).
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>>142561620
they have not previously squandered AMX, yes, obviously. however that is the past and a true champion does not rest on its laurels.

RB are trying to build an engine from scratch to meet brand new and extremely retarded regulations. the future will be different from the past and rb have not bothered with their upgrades, probably thinking they had this year in the bag.

i wont bet on RB winning wdc and wcc next year either unles they put on a new flexy front wing
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>>142561929
>rb have not bothered with their upgrades, probably thinking they had this year in the bag.
they cant be this retarded...
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>Sophia drama

Just bring back grid girls fer crissake.
Smile and wave; tits and ass out.
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Wait, do people not know about diminishing returns? This is Era is different to the Merc dominance since there is an engine freeze and all that matters is the chassis. Gains are going to be harder as the years go by.
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>sophia drama
>it's not leaked photos and videos
i sleep
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>>142561366
Iwasa probably isn't Il Predestinato tier but he's definitely fast, Top 5 finishes in both his F2 seasons and currently 2nd in Super Formula is nothing to scoff at
Red Bull want consistency for a second driver and Iwasa could provide that
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people will deny this, but checo is actually overdriving the car, putting it higher than it should be.
he is at 100% all the time, which is why he started being so inconsistent after he joined red bull.
the red bull is actually the on of the slowest cars on the grid, max is simply that good
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>>142561581
It’s scripted
All complains of RB dominance
Audiences are smaller
Suddenly
>RB became a shitbox
>Peres is shit
>Norris first win
>Leclerck gets Monaco
>real boy wins
>Hamilshit get Silverstone
>without endangering Max or RB world championships
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>>142561960
they dominated so hard last year that they probably funneled $ into 2026 engine dev instead of eeking out performance in the current era.

>>142561980
theres only 1 year left and rb is already behind this year. next year is a total crapshoot for wdc and wcc.

oh wait, redbull only has 1 driver. never mind, they dont stand a chance
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>>142562057
It’s obvious. Silverstone wasn’t selling tickets so we have the Norris! surge and drama with amx, and suddenly it’s almost half a million people there. And what happens? A fucking win for Lewis Hamilton. Forget the Brad Pitt thing, this is the real F1 movie.
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>>142562057
if you think that you can script a collision like austria and predict the exact outcome, then you are retarded. i agree that it seems fake, but its too hard to pull off all of the moving parts.
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I know for a fact Canada is paid by Liberty to post here.
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Stop asking questions
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>>142562130
>suddenly half a million people there
There were half a million people there in 2023 dipshit, I was one of them
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Conspiracies are cool, but it's hard to get into some of the ones that requires thousands of people working together and not leaking anything
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>>142562179
The point is they hadn’t sold tickets before Lando suddenly became our saviour from another year of amx dominance.
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>>142562131
Or if you have above 50iq you know it's not fake...
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>>142562226
So Red Bull are willing to sacrifice their billion dollar marketing machine just so the Silverstones organizers can get a few more ticket sales? Interesting and makes sense from all the ways you can look at it.
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>hmm yes lets spend billions developing facilities for building race cars so we can go out and follow a script while driving
It's the same reason that the moon landing isn't fake, even if you were to fake it you'd need to spend so much money on passing it off that you might as well go to the moon anyway
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>>142562131
Maybe Austria collision was out of script and was planned as a Max win but still teams can manipulate results for the narrative.
Watch’s the next steps
>Retardo is back
>toe to toe competition with Checo
>Checo gets Mexico and the sit
>Alonso gets one win
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Every day
Every minute
Every second
Every where
Yuros seethe about America
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>>142562283
It's all scripted and ran by Klaus Schwab, Blackcock and Bill Gates...
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>>142556864
you'd think so, but unfortunately that's not the case as last year's results show.
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F1 is healing.
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Whatever, you’re all stupid except me.
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>>142561712
We still have next year with the same regulations so maybe we can see an actual fight for the title, imagine if this season started with miami
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They rigged jorj's car to blow up so hamilton could win

They rigged lando's poor stop so hamilton could win. Both front tires guys did the exact same thing, when have you ever seen two tires guy struggle in perfect sink, they were both fake tugging on the tire

They handicapped red bulls car because they were losing fans. All of a sudden checo stopped being in the points at the same time Max stopped sleepwalking to wins.

Rigged sports are not real sports.
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They said the same about Nelson Piquet jr.
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>>142561202
>>Perez Grands Prix since last win:
>30
Change it to Perez Grand Prixs since last points
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>>142562315
Correct

>>142562354
Total cope
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>>142562398
it would be 1 cause he got points in austria so it's kinda cringe
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>>142562383
kwab
Just completely crumbles under pressure. A lot of homosexuals have poor control of their emotions though, so it's probably not his fault.
#bornthisway
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>>142562354
>in perfect sink
get a loaf of this tard
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The F1 movie looks shit

But I guess it isn't aimed at existing F1 fans, I think it's aimed at non-F1 fans (mainly in the US) because they want to get more people interested in F1, buying F1 tickets and merch, etc
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>>142562383
Lando is pure shit, bro
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>>142562435
I dont think that's true.
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>>142562354
NARB was never going to hold back Verstappen or even Norris. It was an LH44 masterclass and it doesn't even pain me to admit it.
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>>142562456
Come on now. It seems solid to me. What else would you do when all the rich top teams are super fast on the straights? That's right: be fast in the corners. Those rich boys never thought of that. And in the end if all fails just do it like in Ford v ferrari: when the fast enemy car approaches from behind - put your foot down and go full throttle. That's how racing works, you pleb.
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>>142562383
Impressive job by the mechanics.
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>>142562502
You're not man enough to make this minx pregnant.
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>>142562354
also rigged jorjs car to lose power before blowing up so you could say "he was behind anyway"
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>>142562456
It was a genius move to announce it 12 months ahead because now the fans will keep hyping it. I hate how modern movies often get their trailers only a few months before the premiere.
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>>142562471
lando would've won if he was on mediums
piastri would've won if mclel didn't fuck him up because they wanted to go all in on norris
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>>142562570
Genius in the sense of standard, right?
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>>142562456
It's very obvious that this movie isn't going to be about the actual racing or even the dynamics on the grid. All of that went out of the window when they decided to make it take place on the actual F1 grid. They'll have to gloss over a lot of shit to make this make even a tiny bit of sense.
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>>142562601
>a black f1 driver
fantasy going too far
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>>142562579
Even on softs he would've been at least P2 without that self-botched pitstop (see webm above)

>>142562570
>>142562601
>July 2025
>Yeah gyus, go see yourself, the movie is so fucking bad.

300 IQ bigbrain move by Hollywood.
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>>142562490
Even more amazing is that the driver had to come up with the idea of being fast in the corners, rather than the engineers
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>>142561392
>would of
do englos really ?
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>>142562456
>>142562601
it's obviously made for the DtS audience
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was silverstone really that good of a GP ?
Watched it in like 20-25 minutes but I can't stand crofty's voice so it automatically makes it bad
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fhcnme-Q-AU
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>>142562798
yes it was pretty cool. would've been total kino if max somehow won
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>>142562201
Yeah smart people never make blood oaths and blackmail doesn’t exist.
Secrets are hard as hell to keep.
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lol
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gimi
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>>142561202
>50 places grid penalty for new car parts
>breaks down on/before the formation lap
in all seriousness, what did they mean by this? Have they elaborated?
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>>142562502
Indian'd.
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>>142562201
Firstly, they do leak stuff all the time, but the whistleblowers are dismissed by mainstream news. Secondly, governments and militaries operate by keeping secrets among thousands of people as a matter of course. People just disagree about what the secrets are.
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>>142562502
holy fuck vertical screen 4chan will take me to levels of coom I didn't think were possible
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>>142563007
>governments and militaries operate by keeping secrets among thousands of people as a matter of course
lmao. they do a very bad job.
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>>142563009
That's why you should have 2 16:10 screens, with one in portrait mode.
Is also amazing for reading documents
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>>142563007
so your argument is that there are even more people (media, gavernment, military) involved preventing leaks. I presume these people dont leak stuff because they just dont?
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>>142562383
Bottled it twice in one go. Norris didn't stop at the exact dimensions and the extra time needed to readjusts exacerbate the pit crews mistake.
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>>142561247
the strat dick sucking is a sign of dimwittery

they continuously run hundreds of thousands of mcmc sims throughout the race across all different scenarios.

this woman does nothign but pick the course of action that will most likely lead to the best outcome. computer says "a", hanna says "a", simp wants to donate to her OF.

pathetic
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>>142562456
I just hope that it's a true thriller rather than an over exaggerated drama with a few race scenes
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>>142563071
so how does Ferrari keep fucking up this trivial shit?
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>>142562873
I would have been able to hear the bongs seething from across the Atlantic if Amx had managed to get past Lewis on the final few laps
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>>142563110
Spaghetti code
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So how is everyone managing the return of the great satan?
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Your thoughts on the most successful F1 driver of all time?
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>>142563110
their sims are garbage, you can easily screw up the program or incorrectly account for adversarial decisions. italians have not known for intellectual pursuits since the 17th century and those italians re long gone. they might have also over complicated the system and now its outputs are suffering from mathematical issues that are beyond the scope of this discussion
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>>142563110
after the 'Ndrangheta got paid, they only had budget for this bad boy
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>>142563138
jejs
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>>142563190
The canadian mind rather extrapolates Italian scientific endeavours since the 17th century than entertaining the Idea of Red Bull having some competent personnel
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>>142563157
I don't usually think about him
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This was obviously the most rigged sporting event I have ever watched, the only question is who rigged it. Was it just Mercedes who sabotaged their B team and second driver, was it Liberty Media, or was it actually the globohomos
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>>142563071
and yet ferrari and mclaren strategists picked b
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>>142563236
It was Checo, his day was ruined so he wanted to spoil it for everyone else
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>>142561276
perez isn't going anywhere. he's proven he was the best of the rest for the better part of a decade and is doing better than any other driver who was in that seat apart from ricciardo (who was the last driver that got any sort of equal treatment from the mechanics). a couple of bad weekends here and there doesn't mean anything when all he needs to do is score one more point than the difference between verstappen and the 2nd place constructor in the modern day where most of the points you might drop is made up in the next sprint race
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>>142563157
It's impressive he has been able to achieve this much, given his disability.
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>Destroyed the driving instructors gearbox again
I'm just too clumsy for this, I can't get the motion down, and I can't figure out where the gears are.

This is harder than brain surgery
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>>142561247
for what? pretty sure AMX was the one who called when to stop and which tyres to use
but if you mean for fucking up poorez, then i'll gladly do it
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>>142563297
>(who was the last driver that got any sort of equal treatment from the mechanics
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if your goat is so fast why does he feel the need to cheat
https://x.com/expensifyapxgp
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>>142563310
>clutch in all the way
>grab gear stick
>move to a slot
>slowly let clutch out
That's literally it. Even Lewis can do it.
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>>142562290
The teams are guaranteed to make money each season, so they can agree that 15million less a year is no difference if you're making 145 plus sponsorship. Thats why they dont want Andretti, and its not like the past where a team needed to do well just to stay on the grid the following year and relies on gratuitous sponsors
Everything changed in the 2000s factory team battles, and now again with the costcap guaranteeing return on investment then multibillion dollar companys and now happy to run an entertaining marketing campaign
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>>142563330
can't wait to see- sorry, read on wikipedia about their rendition of Abu Dhabi 2021
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>>142563220
it was a jab at italians not being hte smartest, spoken without the intent of being taken literally, but i would suppose this presumes a lack of autism on your part. their program is garbage.

>>142563297
>all he needs to do is score one more point
AND YET
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>>142563330
the worst part is how they they fight so hard when neither are getting wins or podiums
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>>142563310
get a manual with a gated shifter for your instructor
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>>142563334
>Move to a slot.
That's the thing. Half the time I forget what gear I'm even in, and then I need to figure out what I need to shift to. And then I need to figure out where that is in relation to where the stick currently is, and then move it to the appropriate spot, and hope I haven't moved too far to the right, otherwise I'm going too high.

I have to calculate all of that in less than a second, while I'm holding the clutch down, otherwise the car breaks
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>>142562951
>uoi et mon pen?
>"theres something wrong with me engine"
>oh oiuu, mon pen
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>>142561247
She doesnt actually do any desicions
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>>142563424
what kind of car is it?
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>>142563376
This is what 100 iq does to a nigga
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>>142562951
>Renault
>Breaks down
What did you expect?
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We are going to see some f1 academy drivers driving in british f4 this weekend.
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>>142563397
What the fuck are you doing you dumb cunt? Sunny? Get raped
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>>142562032
Yeah, might be worth a go as long as he’s not smashing up cars every other week like Mick Schumacher. He’s a test driver so they should have data to see his performance vs the other VCARB drivers

Just a shame it’s not a slam dunk
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>>142563493
Abbi?
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>>142563310
you've been jerking off for the most of your life, yet you can't operate a gear stick?
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>>142563503
Bianca Bustamente Jessica Edgar and some Carrie Schreiner
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>>142563310
The Gear Grinder of Gloucestershire
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>>142563503
Oh yeah and pulling too
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Looks like my medshitter campaign is catching on. Definitely one my most obscure curses.
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>>142563475
Polo
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>>142562601
Nah. I mean, it probably won’t be good, but that’s not the reason. You can use filmed footage and CG and editing to basically tell whatever story you like
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>>142563542
>>142563524
Good the rest are shitters
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Funny how people are complaining about Mclaren strategy recently when they did a better job than Red Bull in Austria.
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>>142563330
sonny will show em what's up at the next race
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>>142563570
Strategy was fine . Problem was the single bad pitstop they had in ages .
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>>142563570
Redditors are complaining about McLaren strategy, /f1/ is complaining about the globohomo agenda
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Whatever happened to Sauber anyway? Have they given up on these regulations and focused on 2026 and the rebrand?
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>>142561381
TAKE MY SOUL SOPHIA
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>>142563424
Relate gear to speed, how fast do you want to go? Want to go 50km, you need to be in 4th, if you wanna do 100km 5th, ect. Dont think about it, use the clutch in one motion, and try grabbing the stick lower, feel the movement. Sometimes you add more or less throttle when coming off clutch, less is easier
Its only 5 or 6 gears, 6 is only highway, and 1 is for starting, try learning 10+ :)
In a year you will be enjoying corners more and it will feel normal
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>Watch F1
>It's just a black man crying
Semen slurping sport.
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>>142563661
ive noticed australians and australian lite lack empathy, more likely to slap a crying baby than hold it
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>>142561972
Grid Traps.
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Speaking of trannies. Why do people make a big deal about rev matching? I just pop it into a lower gear and release the clutch pedal slowly to make it smooth. It probably lessens the life of the clutch by a couple thousand KMs but it doesn't make a big difference in the long term
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>>142563309
Kek
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>>142563614
Why does anglo media always pick one driver they decide is fighting for his seat all the time, when theres usually 1 or 2 other drivers who are wasting space
Tardo is worse than perez, Joe is wasting space, bottas is still in f1
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>>142563310
It's an H pattern
1 3 5
2 4 R
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>>142563424
If you're too dumb to remember what gear you're in and what the layout of the transmission is you are probably not intelligent enough to be a part of traffic at all. Are you just trying to make anglos look bad or are you really this retarded?
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>>142563718
>Not blipping the throttle on down shifts
Shitter.
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>>142563607
They gave up decades ago, they don't get enough shit because they're just as bad as haas and williams on most aspects
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>>142563757
Except when it's different. I think this is all the same guy on vpn on a mission to make the anglophone part of the world seem dumb.
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>>142563614
>kwab
he was lucky redbull had a great car at the end of the season last year
he has 2 races to save himself, spa and hungaroring,
he has no chance to survive in hungary, but spa has easier qualifying, no way he doesnt get in q3 there unless it rains
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>>142563718
>rev matching
depends if you're a synchrobaby or not
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>>142563771
The only time I blip the throttle is when shifting down to overtake or when merging
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/sci/ + /g/ Chad here to let you know that F1 engineering is mid at best. Smart people don't work on race cars. They work on much more interesting and important problems.
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>>142563397
>when neither are getting wins or podiums
So ocon?
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>>142563718
It's a big deal for racing, in normal traffic it is irrelevant. If I was in a car with some random dude and he starts rev matching in traffic I'd be scared he will crash soon. It's try hard idiot behavior.
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>>142563330
>>142563397
Fuck off.
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>>142563310
you are literally a woman
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like it or not, Perez will STAY!
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>>142563693
There is not enough in each coutry to get 20 passable ones until brazil
>>142563718
Keeps you in the power band, rather than dumping drag through the power band and causing a faster retardation. so you can modulate grip on entry easier, either accelerating, nuetral, or retarding. Also its more fun, satisfying when you nail it, and if you do it right your car will love you
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>>142563807
Nobody cares. Eat all of your food with your hands and get financially crippled by an easily preventable disease please.
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>>142563310
Mate just give it up and buy a lifetime bus pass.
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>>142563791
He's ready, it's time to finally give him the seat. Lance Stroll to Red Bull
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>>142563838
LUV THAT WAIST
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>>142563843
>nuetral
Infuriating how dumb this person is.
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>>142563817
>in normal traffic it is irrelevant
You've never been french in a honda civic before
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>>142563614
prexit
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>>142563838
Whenever I see this pic I think they should be holding hands
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>>142563881
I never smeared myself with shit while masturbating either. what's your point?
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>>142563807
Smartest people know the real problems dont need solving and having fun with cars and air is better
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>>142563807
How's the job search going with that CS diploma? Learning Hindi and Mandarin looks like fun
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What criteria does janny use to determine which posts to delete and which posts to leave untouched?
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>>142563918
He consults the charts of Mystic Meg.
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>>142563874
The point when you are neither acclerating or slowing while on power
Germans are literally garbage cucks, I never understood why my grandfather hated you guys so bad till I got the internet
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>>142563310
>you can't make an automatic only driving license in the uk

Maybe it's for the better
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>>142563865
Based
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>>142563918
Start posting racial slurs, start with the whitest skin and slowly get darker till your'e banned
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Repeat after me
>sir Lewis Hamilton is the goat
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Did anybody else learn how to drive playing Forza and iRacing?
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>>142563480
well im sorry for you but hey maybe you can marry a 35 year old 115 iq plapper and get your numbers up a bit
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>>142563918
what gets reported
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>>142563791
Imagine the season started 6 races ago
Hopefully that is what 2025 awaits
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>>142563918
rolls a dice
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>>142563310
We had guy in high school who failed drivers test like 5 times. Then he took some tests with doctor and it was decided he was not allowed to have driver licence. He was not dumb but he was bit slow.
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you shouldn't be able to post in /f1/ without a drivers license
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I don't know how to drive an automatic
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>>142563424
Go sit in a parked car with the engine off for 30 minutes. Change gear a million times without looking. Congratz, now you can feel which gear you're in just by putting your hand on it.
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>>142564143
Racing and driving on the road are 2 different things.
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>>142563838
camel toe for days
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>>142563607
Audi 100% ownership tells all. Sauber aren't like this when 60% owned.
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>>142564146
>press gas
>press brakes
>use wheel to steer
Just don't try to press clutch
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>>142563424
Why do you need to know your gear?
>you want to go fast and the engine is revving high
Shift up bro
>you want to slow down
Shift down bro
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>>142564175
Youd be suprised, traffic follows many of the same basic principles, and you can only really make time in the corners with speed limits
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>>142564146
>release brake without applying throttle
>car moves forward
>freak out
>slam your left foot on the carpet where you think is a clutch pedal
>freak out
That is all there is to it. Easy as drinking onlyfans piss.
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>>142563838
stay in mexico, yeah
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>>142564146
literally just start the car and put it in drive, you just use throttle and steer
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>>142564238
that's exactly what happened. at that point I got out of the rental and let my dad drive it instead. shame too, it was a nice car (I think)
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>>142564259
You never got the chance to try and shift into a corner and hit the brake with your left foot like its the clutch, lock up and rotate
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>>142563925
Are you retarded? It's nEUtral you insufferable motherfucker. It's always the 100iq ones who think they are the smartest. Disgusting.
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Found a Twitter account following APX GP's fictional season and I can't figure out if its an officially sanctioned promo stunt or someone's autistic passion project
Either way if the film is anything like its page its got shitty fanfiction written all over it
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>>142564012
Im sure this made sense in your head.
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>>142564323
do they have any fictional waglads with fictional mega.nz folders?
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>>142563139
Its joever for UK teams once the Indian domination starts. Midlands is their next target after their South England takeover.
>>142563157
Ron Dennis and Lauda baby.
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>>142564343
No but they have graphics made for every practice session, quali and race
My personal favourite is Nyck De Vries being the driver that is replaced by Sonny Hayes at the team
https://x.com/expensifyapxgp
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Been thinkgen about F1 all day lads, you could say I am obsessed.
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>>142564323
It's probably drama reactions that will be used in the movie
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>>142563774
Sauber were 7th 6th years ago now they are dead last with 0pts

Meanwhile Haas is doing OK and look on pace to have a better second half of the season
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>>142561810
You didnt watch the season and just are a brown, smelly wikipedia merchant.
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>>142564378
*6th two
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>>142564315
The term neutral in the power band, you probably dont feel that on the bus
All the smart germans died in the wars, your country is now just made up of degenerates, immigrants, and hateful coomers
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>>142564259
Takes like 5 minutes to get used to it. You're not one of those guys that can't learn how, for example, a steering wheel works right?
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>>142564371
This reads like one of those AO3 fanfics where the author's selfinserted as a driver on the grid as an excuse to write poorly executed smut of them exploring their favourite driver's body
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>>142564421
masi redemption arc was the best moment of the season but this was a close second
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>>142564175
racing is advanced traffic
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>>142563310
Clutch down, select the right gear, clutch carefully back up

Easy peasy lemon squeezy
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>f1 movie on my mind cause of /f1/
>start thinking they should use the max and lando contact in austria for their drivers
>twitter accounted linked here >>142564371 has this pic
lol sure would be something if they do it
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>>142563310
if you let the stick go back to neutral you always know where you are. up for 3rd, down for 4th
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>>142563310
You will just have to give the instructor's gear stick some extra attention.
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Luv PS3
‘ate McLaren
Simple as
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Does anybody else think that PS3 is a bit like GImi?
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>>142564724
i mean it's basically a normie /f1/ meme at this point
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he's never going to win anything ever again, right?
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>>142564724
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>>142564753
With the way Mercedes are looking right now I would say it's difficult to see him not winning any more races this season.
Silverstone and Spain are two of the circuits that show off a cars inherent strengths.
Be good there and you will be good at most circuits.
They will be strong in Hungary.
They will be strong in Spa.
They will be strong in Zandvoort.
After that depends on development.
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>Hungary next
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>>142564881
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>>142564857
do you think he could pull this off?
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>>142564753
it was funny while it lasted, next year he will go to ferrari and that is punishment enough. all my hatred is now directed at zak brown
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>>142564146
Good
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HYa3T0a862A
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"Oh, and Sonny?"
"Yeah?"
"This is the formula"
>Will I Am THE FORMULA starts playing
>Credits roll
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>>142564959
My hatred is on Andreas Seidl
Sauber have fallen so far, it's embarrassing.
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>>142564619
They also have an instagram account which seems to be real and it's even weirder
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>>142565010
Sauber has always been the town whore on the grid
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Red bull pitted perez to block Hamilton. I wouldn't put it past red bull to try anything within their power and the rules to hinder the opposition. There's very little honour between teams, and I find Red bull to be the least trustworthy or honourable of the lot. Even haas have standards.
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>Perez must improve his performance before the summer break , as Red Bull can activate contract clauses to remove him from his seat despite his recent contract extension
>Clauses include not being more than 100 points behind Max Verstappen after the Belgian Grand Prix, with the current gap at 119 points heading into the British GP.
>Perez is also required to be within five places of Verstappen in the standings; he is currently fifth , while Verstappen leads the Driver´s Championship with 237 points to Perez's 118
>Since the Miami Grand Prix, Perez has scored only 11 points in five races and one sprint, and he qualified 19th at the British Grand Prix
He's fucked
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>>142565037
I don't even know what that graphic is supposed to mean. Only one of them can have the fastest lap
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>>142563330
i feel marketed at
go away indian
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>>142564387
>germany calling someone else brown
>10 most popular masculine baby names in 2023 in gerrmany
1st-Noah
2nd-Matteo
3rd-Leon
uhhhh
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>>142565037
damn
>>142565181
I checked and they're saying their guy got 4th in quali
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>>142564881
They need to change the name from Budapest to Bootyfest
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>>142565140
se acabó
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>>142564881
what does a lithuanian woman have to do with hungary?
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>>142565000
>didn't use the official f1 song in the f1 trailer
They better be saving it for this...
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>>142565140
Imagine if they made him pay his sponsorship money upfront and they get to keep it
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L1Capesd1CQ
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>>142563330
>>142563397
are the moviemakers spoiling the movie or what am i looking at here?
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>>142565259
When this movie tanks they're going to use it as justification for not needing an 11th team
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>>142565112
Piss poor bait m8. Apply yourself.
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Williams better be ready once Andretti enters as the 11th team
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DzOy1iW8of4
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https://youtu.be/Uz9lJj2Fmvg?si=R-f5xw9ewt0L5iz8
Is this the layout they want for the f1 track? Baku USA
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Why haven't any of the backmarker shitters realised that they need to beat the top teams in the corners? Brad Pitt makes it sound so obvious
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>>142563484
Mine never does
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>>142565486
Going around a corner fast is expensive but going fast in the straight is cheap
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>>142565486
Willy was more successful when they were doing the opposite and just made a car that was good on the straights and hard to pass
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>>142565486
Going fast in corners is skill, going fast straight is just a secret tank of NOS
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>>142565486
he was saying that the car needs to be built to bump into someone and not fall apart
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apologise
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>now we get hollywood slop spam

i think we should relent
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>>142565667
>behind stroll
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>>142565259
>Verstappen loses to this literally who.
Verstappen is fucking finished jesus Christ.
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>>142565339
The early new contract is what allowed them to put these clauses in and probably keep the sponsorship deals for the duration of the contract.

They finally got it all. Now they still need a half decent driver
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Norris could have won four races this season and possibly been right with Max for the title battle if he wasn't such a kwab
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Doesn't Checo feel embarrased? I'm so weakmind that I would probably kill myself in a crash if I was in his position
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>>142565743
He's going to turn it around. He's still got time
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>>142565486
Much cheaper, easier and more effective to build a low drag no downforce meme rocket
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>>142565486
>>142565575
>>142565583
IIRC Arrows also did something similar in early 00's, they aimed to do well in Monza & old Hockenheim.
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>>142565772
This is what I’ve been telling myself for the last ten years.
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>ynr Checo is driving his soul out as the car is worse than Sauber
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>>142565772
Baku and Singapore after Spa, so no.
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>>142565844
He's not racing for Red Bull Racing after spa
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He just needs more time.
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>Sergio Perez
>Formula One Driver
>No Skill Missing
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>>142565938
>is that spanx?
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>>142565909
gravel traps are racist. it didn't do this to max
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>>142565909
>p-push me please, push me back on the track!
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>>142564881
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stop shitting up this thread with someones fanfic of a movie that isnt even out yet
please
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>>142565992
He should be allowed to get out and push his own car. That's not outside assistance
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>>142564332
pretty easy to follow along with more than 100 iq points
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>>142566027
no
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If the whole Red Bull decline thing is a ploy to get Perez to drop all these points and positions in the championship to kick him out 6 months early then I take back everything negative I posted about Red Bull racing since Spain.
If they succeed in booting him and then the car has a "return to form" and Verstappen wins the final 10 grand prix then kudos Horny man, you did good.
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>>142565743
Bro I have to ask, did you write a similar post yesterday? Got insane deja vu.
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>Yuki: 20 points
>Ric: 11 points
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>>142565977
nyckers we keep winning
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>>142566047
>Bottas and Zhou setting times on the Mediums
I hope they put those extra set of softs to good use.
I just don't see it working though, Hungary is very difficult to overtake around.
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>>142563945
You can
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>>142565977
Debreezeheads...
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>Mercedes will reportedly bring updates to both Hungary and Belgium
it's so fucking over...
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any way to filter out the slop posts?
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Lmao this photoshop. Does someone have the original photo?
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>>142566029
that would be cheating
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Digits and Vale Ultras will have a good time in the hooker sheds at Hungaroring.
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>>142566149
I hope the movie fucking bombs spectacularly and ruins a few careers while it's at it.
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>>142566149
>digitally replaced
lord save us from AI slop and technology
why couldn't world stop progressing in 2008
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God fucking dammit this twitter
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>>142566210
>>142566233
Wtf hahaha
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>>142566210
I've seen /f1/ shitposts with better quality photoshopping than that
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>>142566210
>>142566246
The pro Hollywood editors:
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>>142566205
calm down
what they did here is something film has done since time immemorial
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>>142566210
>>142566233
Please tell me these aren't real. This is some disgustingly poor work. There have been shit posts in these threads that were better made
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>>142566210
>>142566233
The hell is this?
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please
stop shitting up this thread with someones fanfic of a movie that isnt even out yet
please
just stop talking about it
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>>142561247
>man does thing
...
>woman does thing
WWOOAAAOOWWWW
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>>142566279
>pro Hollywood editors
lmao have you not seen the posters for Pirates of the Caribbean 5?
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>>142566336
who are you quoting?
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>>142566338
wew lad
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>>142566338
This looks like some collage made by a highschool girl
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>>142566300
It gets way worse
https://x.com/expensifyapxgp/status/1716416613803790504
https://x.com/expensifyapxgp/status/1716409919396819122
https://x.com/expensifyapxgp/status/1705523756486242661
https://x.com/expensifyapxgp/status/1728813469582156279
https://x.com/expensifyapxgp/status/1729164540443816372'
https://x.com/expensifyapxgp/status/1729764691340071142
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>>142566205
2013*
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>>142566134
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>>142566210
>>142566233
>>142566338
>>142566134
>Noooo AI is taking our jobs
>This is the sub-slop quality work they produce
Good. I'm glad they're being replaced.
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>>142566380
I hope they put an Easter Edd somewhere in there.
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>>142566459
I'll take this over AI slop any day
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>>142566459
Indeed, let all the Pajeets know how it feels
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>>142566434
this picture reminds me of the goofy ones that were taken on field trips in elementary school
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>>142566460
Given how they've been filming fake interviews in the post-race paddock there's a very real chance we see Edd in the back of shot
He was already in a DTS episode
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Remember when they said Brad was gonna compete in an actual Grand Prix last year?
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IMA JUST PRESS ALL DA BUTTONS BONO!!!!!!!!!!
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>>142566380
where he going?
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>>142566536
Yes Nyck De Vries is
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>>142566205
>in 2008
Try 2005
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Spot the mistake
https://x.com/expensifyapxgp/status/1751073919044645322
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>>142566347
why is nobody thaking the other strat dudes?
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>>142566646
name one without google
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>>142566637
lmao where did the money go for this movie
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>>142566509
>Given how they've been filming fake interviews in the post-race paddock
wtf? this is going to be like contact where they pretended bill clinton was reacting to the extraterrestrial stuff, terrible
driving during the formation lap seemed just like the cheapest way to have people on the stands during a racing scene, but this seems to be a whole cringe-inducing mess mixing fact and fiction
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https://x.com/expensifyapxgp/status/1775496412354249055
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>>142566637
Is that account even legit? Could be an elaborate larp.
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>>142566637
where's the red bull driver LMAO
is the red bull car autonomous?
is that the twist in the movie? drivers are racing AI?
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>>142566654
and why aren't they as famous as her?
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>>142566637
>What if Toro Rosso never change it name
>is it would be better?
did they outsource this to a bunch of saars?
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>>142566754
I can't remember a single time one chief strategist from a different team was shown on camera, that helps for sure
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>>142566766
why does she get shown but the dudes get no camera time?
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>>142566773
you'd have to ask FOM/Liberty Media, not me
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>>142566715
They were doing it at Silverstone, there's clips of drivers like Alonso doubletaking when Brad Pitt walks into the media pen (and I really hope some of then end up in the back of shot in the final cut)
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So what was wrong with George's car? Why did he have to retire?
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>>142566720
anon, it's obviously fake
you might've deduced it via this simple example
>the movie is literally called F1®, ie FOM is involved
>>FOM produces the racing coverage, so they obviously can create simple mockups of standings and classifications
>>>the photoshops here of those standings look like complete shit
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>you now remember how Ruth was hailed as true strategy genius ten years ago
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>>142566831
oof, that's going to be Expensify (tm)
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>>142566799
the sabotage of louise was real, but it was by him
he got counter-sabotaged
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>>142566799
*BZZZZZZZZZZZZ*
*UHM....:GEORGE.....THERE'S A WATER.....A WATER LEAK IN YOUR CAR........WE NEED TO RETIRE, BOX BOX BOX*
*BZZZZZZZZZZ*
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>>142566837
I only remember her solid rear end
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you really do not have to replicate a whole twitter account here you know, if people are interested they can follow a single (not ten) link to it
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How fast would an F1 car be with an F2 engine? Don't mention the Mclaren
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>>142566890
Imagine following links when the poster could have posted images of what's behind those links, on an image board
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that whole account should be archived
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>>142566864
>>142566871
But Lewis was already ahead of him at that point, unless I'm misremembering.
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>>142566786
how weird
surely filming that in the controlled environment of a studio or a backlot with a bunch of extras and actors would make more sense
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Thing is I can totally imagine millions all over the world paying to see an F1 movie starring Brad Pitt

It’s not a totally crazy idea

I mean it would probably play even better in places like China and South America than just the west
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>>142567000
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>>142566974
ok, go repost tumblr fujo nonsense here then
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Can't wait to see F1® in 4dx next year.
Seems like a movie made for the cinema
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>>142567000
This looks a lot more realistic though

Plus you get a ton of free press out of it so they can talk in interviews about how much they did “for real”
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love are Edd
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>>142567090
Was Nyck at one of these?
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>>142566785
well you're allowed to form thoughts and assumptions, right?
what's your opinion on why they only show her?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zjaJiDp914U
What would Peter Windsor say about this?
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>>142567138
I know this is false flag but it’s fucking weird that Apple is funding an insanely expensive film where half the appeal is cinema spectacle that won’t translate to viewing on a fucking ipad
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>>142567183
It would be like if IMAX was paying for a new series of The Office
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>>142567156
because Red Bull's strategy department has shown time and time again that they're competent, along with other fields of their team, like their pit stop crews
I don't believe it's because she a woman because Mercedes's Head of Race Strategy's Rosie Wait was rarely, if ever, shown on camera
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>>142567105
All I'm saying is it's stupid to link to an image on an image board when you can just post the image
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>>142566210
>>142566233
>>142566246
>>142566380
>>142566300
>>142566910
It's clearly not real nigga
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>>142567169
who shit me pants?
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>>142567228
Is this?
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>>142567183
I'm being semi serious.
The Gran Turismo movie was fun to watch in 4dx.

Only issue is that I know I'm going to be cringing watching this film
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Solo Male
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>>142567183
>that won’t translate to viewing on a fucking ipad
As if Appledrones give a shit
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>>142567275
is PS3 no longer /f1/'s choice twink?
lad can't catch a break, abandoned by his team and now his fans
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Seems like we've just handwaved McLaren's ridiculous radio messages
>Cover Lewis or cover Max?

What kind of question is that? Just go for what's quickest. What on earth
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>>142567297
bearman will just have to hope that the camera never shows him taking his helmet off
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>>142567261
Yeah, I really hope the plot is less cringey than the teaser suggests

I think the concept is fine - basically, what happened with Schumacher except they were suddenly competitive
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>>142567337
grimi
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>>142567304
I think it was glossed over purely because it wasn't said with an Italian accent
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>>142567337
Damn I thought that was a grown ass bong man.
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>>142567275
For me? Its Leclerc.
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>>142567219
>the whole team is competent so let's only show this girl
but sure, keep playing dumb
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>>142567393
>only show this girl
she's usually shown in the context of the pitwall work, show me when she was showcased by herself
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>>142566766
>>142566773
well why is newey the only aero guy that gets shown?
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>>142567376
Another thing to add.
I hate how their engineers speak as if they're primary school teachers.
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>>142567427
if I had to wager a guess, because he's been in Formula 1 since late 80s, not many of those still around
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>>142563397
>lowest finish is p14
>no dnf's or low finishes due to engine penalties or floor damage or bad pitstops or failures in quali
lazy writing
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>>142567414
>>142566654
>>142561247
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>Schumacher feared only two drivers. Mika... And Sonny...
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>>142561247
>stratmommy
>its actually max that made the call that allowed him a podium finish

lmao. shes an overpaid pig like the rest of the retards sitting on the pitwall
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>>142567090
that's a pendejo
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>>142567090
who's the guy on the left?
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>>142567484
that's fair, i concede
i still believe it's not because she's a woman
she's talented, just like newey (despite what a certain leaf will say in a while whenever he reads my post)
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>>142567337
i have the same hairline bros...
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>>142567140
>This looks a lot more realistic though
the whole art of filmmaking is to make fake things look real
this won't look real at all if there are no other driver characters with speaking roles
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>>142567555
>she's talented
I'm not denying that. I'm saying if she were a dude (with her exact same level of skill) we wouldn't even be having a conversation about that person
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>>142563297
Lance Stroll would do better in that seat. And he would bring more money
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Helmut just needs to make some casually racist mexican remarks yo fire checo up
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Gentlemen I don't think Perez is being shit on purpose I think he's probably having an emotional block or something
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>>142567804
last time he did it, kekko had that terrible spell from singapore to brazil without a podium. singapore was perhaps due to the car but the rest is on him
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>>142567804
>>142567837
I think he needs to get his wife pregnant again, maybe that would help him. Get the 5th going
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gimi
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>>142567936
Having more kids makes you slower.
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>>142567936
I was going to say the opposite that he just needs to cheat on her again
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>>142567951
He never did that.
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>>142567948
He's already past that point so he needs to see if he can break the system by having so many kids that he needs to do well to provide for them
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>>142567936
>newborn
>already has her ear pierced
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>>142567948
Close. Having sex with women makes you slower , that's why Max , Lewis and /f1/ posters are the GOATS

>>142568046
Ya that's what you spics do to kids
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>>142567968
what happened in monaco then?
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Stop talking shit about Perez guys, it's not his fault that RB forgot to make his car faster in the corners
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>>142568067
>he doesn't know
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>>142567499
It's actually just the fire hood and helmet rubbing away at their noggins. It's called frictional alopecia. All them g forces and turns smooth and shine up yer dome.
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>>142568144
He's getting the updated floor for next race. Then he'll be back up the grid
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>>142566144
checked
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will the US government ever admit Saudi Arabia's involvement in 9/11?
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>>142566186
Smooth bloody bastard
Smoooooth blooooody baaadtaard
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>>142568220
will saudi ever run out of money?
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>>142568220
Unrelated to Formula 1.
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>>142566799
Not a real car.
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>>142562601
FraudStappen what a sellout!
Where is the GOAT Sir. L. Hamilton?
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>>142568317
Too Ugly To Be in MOVIE!
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>>142565909
How is FraudStappen a 3 time WDC? When he can not keep the car on the road?
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>>142568220
Relation with F1?
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>>142568336
But it's Sir GOAT L. Hamilton the best driver in the world, banging the hotest models in the world.
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>>142568419
>>142568419
>>142568419
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Boomers got to watch Senna/Prost live, and just after it ended they killed Senna thereby ruining the sport for safety, forever killing actual racing

We get Goblando and Russell fighting over the poop left behind Amx

It's not fair, Boomers ruin everything they touch
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>>142562673
I recently found out Lewis Hamilton is black.
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>>142568459
Post Senna era was kino too.
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>>142563807
Peak midwit opinion.



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