Tour de France (2.UWT)Stage 10Orléans - Saint-Amand-Montrond187.3 kmStartlist:https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/tour-de-france/2024/startlistGC after stage 9:https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/tour-de-france/2024/stage-9-gcLive stats:https://racecenter.letour.fr/enhttps://www.procyclingstats.com/race/tour-de-france/2024/stage-10/liveStreams:https://tiz-cycling-live.io/https://cycling.today/live-streaming/Eurosport / Discovery+ / France TV / RTBF / RTVE / Rai / NOS / iTV12:45 CETPrevious thread:>>142563027
>>142578878Current and upcoming races:29.06 - 21.07 Tour de France 2.UWT07.07 - 14.07 Giro d'Italia Women 2.WWT07.07 - 14.07 Tour of Qinghai Lake 2.Pro10.07 Giro della Città Metropolitana di Reggio Calabria 1.113.07 - 15.07 Tour de l'Ain 2.114.07 Giro dell'Appennino 1.117.07 - 21.07 Baloise Ladies Tour 2.1 WE21.07 La Picto - Charentaise 1.1 WE22.07 - 26.07 Ethias-Tour de Wallonie 2.Pro23.07 Vuelta a Castilla y Leon 1.124.07 - 04.08 Volta a Portugal em Bicicleta 2.125.07 Prueba Villafranca - Ordiziako Klasika 1.127.07 Olympic Games ME - ITT [Olympics]27.07 Olympic Games WE - ITT [Olympics]30.07 Kreiz Breizh Elites Féminin 1.1 WE02.08 - 04.08 Tour de Berlin Féminin 2.1 WE03.08 Olympic Games ME - Road Race [Olympics]04.08 Olympic Games WE - Road Race [Olympics]04.08 - 07.08 Arctic Race of Norway 2.Pro05.08 - 09.08 Vuelta a Burgos 2.Pro10.08 Donostia San Sebastian Klasikoa 1.UWT12.08 - 18.08 Tour de France Femmes avec Zwift 2.WWT12.08 - 18.08 Tour de Pologne 2.UWT13.08 - 16.08 Tour du Limousin-Périgord - Nouvelle Aquitaine 2.114.08 - 18.08 PostNord Tour of Denmark 2.Pro15.08 Grote Prijs Yvonne Reynders 1.1 WE 15.08 Tour of Leuven - Memorial Jef Scherens 1.1 17.08 - 08.09 La Vuelta Ciclista a España 2.UWT>Mecha-Rusbert's webm folders:https://pastebin.com/Y15cg3xg>Bert van Koers' ciclismo quizzes:https://www.sporcle.com/user/Bert_van_Koers/quizzes/>Races info:https://www.procyclingstats.com/https://firstcycling.com/>Free streams:https://tiz-cycling-live.io/https://cycling.today/live-streaming/>Velodrama league code:11453895
>falling for the le hecking fake wholesome pogiyou berts need to wake the fuck up
Fart
>>142578857says the 40 year old viring on 4chan
>>142578926this is the true pleb filter, one which many berts haven't overcome yet
We are just one stage away form Danes going full schizo. Just one stage where Pog takes a minute on the fish.
what is it with all the dick sucking today? I hope they will all squeak at Vöckler when the French riders don't podium at the olympics.
>>142578945>viringDouble check your posts before completing the captcha, buddy.
>>142578957bro you dont understand losing another minute is the best possible scenario here
https://www.cyclowax.com/collections/all
Bertacek I have noticed less smegma when I really let the wax get hot before dipping chain
>>142578968>Double check your postsnooooo not the hecking typo le bad!!!
>stage 21 is an ITT based or cringe?
deadposting to ensure Brtek can boil his chains peacefully and start living the good life>>142578956
ce quoi ça?
Jonas has no balls
>>142578957>to be honest losing 1 minute here is not bad, i expect way more so its a win for me
>>142578998based if gc is still open
>>142578998Based. It's so rarely done it's a treat. If it were common it wouldn't be special. And the parcours is great
>>142578987he is using squart now anyway
>>142578945doesn't invalidate his point though
>>142578998based
comfy
>>142579016I always used squirt
NO PASARAN
>>142578998I'm just glad we don't have to endure the 2 hours of Z1 pedaling before the champs
>>142579016I don't use that stuff because so much residue, need to vaxx properly.I use a $5 hot pot made for heating up dips and fondue, a coat hanger, and some tin foil as my vaxx station.
>>142579023>doesn't invalidate his point thoughno, his point was retarded. I never said marriage is bad, but I don't have to pick my rider based on being married or not like this retard said. Now fuck off ötzi
>>142578998Better than the meme parade in Paris for sure.
>>142579030eh the used up vax from squirt aint too bad, if you do actual vaxxing that shit flakes off the chain all the time
mr combine is back
>>142578951Pogi is such a media whorealways acting infront of the camera but behind the curtain he does not give a fuck, its so bad that Jonas has to take pity on the kids who is waiting for Pogi to give a fuck about them
>>142578998Based
range band*nesbritsössisnow
>>142578976I can live without this marginal gain
>>142579065Why does that signature look like it says “Niggegaard”
>>142579056Ok, thanks. I don't really have a comparison, I have been squirting for as long as I remember
>*incomprehensible seethe echoes in the distance*
the massive storm has come to my house, it's over for me
do you really need such a mustache when you have a really big schlong?
>>142579065I loved the fakery at the giro when he pretended to try and give pellizzarri the stage but took it from himself. the "oh no le heckin' favorites may have caught up!" Not as if he wouldn't blitz them in a sprint anyway. Pure fake humble, so arrogant giving him the jersey as if pellizzarri was still a child. Hate him.
>>142579056yes well the hybrid formulae also get dirtier than propa candle vaxx
yes, it was a really good idea going for a ride with a fracture
>>142579098c'mon
>>142579104it’s just some hail the size of knikkerballen
>>142579141>c'mon>>142579098cmon man dont you have some manners? dont say the bad bad word!!!!
>>142579098he's trolling the poogi fans
>>142579098>>142579122
>>142579080
>>142579152I hope you're right because my car is on the road and I don't have a garage
>>142579182This Mrs. Dame lady is really popular in France
is it time to wake up yet?
>>142579163saved for future use
>>142579196
>>142579163ha ha good one
>>142579164well I’m not kidding but it’s very local
I don't take any of the banter seriously but there are berts in this thread that actually filter flags because of it, how fucked is that. like women or children.
>>142579182don't you get any ideas okay? I swear that there are no more little kids in churches, especially not cancer sick kids.
>>142579104praying for you
>>142579223there is that one french weaklinga spine made of warm butter
>>142579223I filter Danes, Germans and Dutch These threads are really comfy as a result
>>142579114He does?
>>142579182Allah's home region doesn't seem very muslim
>>142578957Hopefully they'll stop pretending to care about cycling and leave /cyc/
I imagined Stier having a bigger cock
>>142579163thats funny to you huh
what
>>142579210how can french say anything about britain when you've been mogged in every single way? we dominated your grand tour for a decade, the grand tour you've not won since the 80's
I don't filter anybody but I do report the shit out of schizoburger
>>142579249yes he does. rusbert is the only person that gets away posting the (in)famous image of it without getting banned.
>>142579246fat fuck
leaving this one here just in case>>142579258ein scherzal
>>142579260you must understand, this is the most prestigious race of the season, every stage matters more than a monument the runners are leaving everything on the line
>>142579260This is like a C level club ride
>>142579274I never get banned so your efforts are in vain
hay fever
this thread feels very off-season wouldn’t say there’s a tour de france stage on
>>142579246>comfy kekI guess we're going on the filter now too?
>>142579300it feels like schoolgirls fighting 2bh
>>142579246here is your (you) for the low level bait
>>142579263>we dominated your grand tour for a decadethat was Kenia
>>142579300I'm not sure the riders are aware there is a TdF stage on either
>>142579283let's not troll outside of /b/ now lad...
>>142579255Cycling shrinks your penis, didn't you pay attention?
>>142579300Only old people watch the TdF and cyclism is a dying sport in general.
>>142579312its the semen slurping, its making us insane
>>142579312Flags were a mistake
>>142579260This is the kind of content I watch bike racing for The world's greatest endurance athletes putting it all on the line for a shot at glory, racing every stage like it's the world championships, risking collarbone and ass skin for that precious win
wout sign guy should have stood closer to the road on the side of the visma riders.
>>142579313He can't see your post, dumbass
>>142579337>dying sportit's bigger than ever especially pro racing
More flats than on the gravel stage.
>>142579320a pair of alcoholics and a semite dominated the sport
DIDI
sqlabs are actually shown to increase the size of your hog (and nuts) due to increased bloodflowssatisfied users report gains from "large" to "massive"
>>142579360you are >>142579246there is no tricking me
>>142579300Smart people look at the profile and don't turn on the TV today
>>142579327
???
>>142579345unironically
>>142579401Actually smart people watch the tour for the scenery and ignore all the semen slurping.
>>142579415What scenery, it's literally just farms
DIDI :)
Stayed in all day because a package was supposed to arrive. But now its arriving tomorrow'
>>142579415today could have been any farm areas of europe
FYI this is what 90 percent of "racing" was like in the Merckx era when cameras weren't filming everything
really don't like Anders
grüner weg not wearing his nose cover anymore?
>>142579426What astonishing scenery
PCS van spotted
>>142579440Maybe he clips it on just prior to finale. Probably annoying to ride with otherwise
Beautiful... simply exquisite...
What's the purpose of this bend
Aysuso only came to the team car for his own bidon.
>>142579432But I was told The Cannibal attacked 24/7 nonstop
>the death of the sprint train>the death of the TV break5 years from now>the death of the flat sprint stage
>>142579411The prototypical Dutch always seeks out the highest point in elevation in its environment, because the experience of such heights is so rare in its life.
>>142579472VGH... The fields of BERRY
tractor tim pulling because he's bored
Is this the worst stage of the race so far?
The Grand Tour of Sibiu is also a slurper today
>>142579480>the death of the flat sprint stageGood. Maybe racing will get more fans as a result
>>142579474To kill my last two digitsRolling
>>142579489This is the worst stage in cycling historyThis is worse than all that shit they pulled at the Giro and Vuelta last year protesting shitty weather
>>142579487for that Mads stage win…
>>142579474to slow them downif you have a long straight road to a sprint finish the chance of chutes are even bigger than if you had a turn
>>142579501FISHBROS
this is exactly what professional cycling wants. of course they are going to cry when there is gravel or a humid descenti can't even go for a ride it's too fucking hot
>>142579512for Gibbons they said, very weird is that guy even a sprinter
>>142579512
is it worth to tune in yet?
>>142579474it makes the sprint hecking technical but in reality it’s to have them fight before you get to final 450m
>>142579474stalin planned this stage
>>142579501kek
>>142579474thank you for pointing onto it
>>142579530Ha noThis is a spiritual exercise in stoicism
>>1425795306km untill 10km left
>>142579501Oh la la
is that a crevaison or is it normal to ride with 40 bar air pressure these days?
>>142579564Crevaison of the leegloper type
What happened to this guy?He was supposed to be the next VAN GILS or LAFAY and suddenly he's on gregario duties in China
>>142579564Getting the motor bike
>>142579564remember when he was pas norman last season
schnüff
>>142579594Yes for two days in February
>>142579530Not gonna even bother until the final 3kms
>>142579589he was always a fraud really
>>142579596fish face
how many bjerts could have kept in the peloton today?
>>142579594the mauler of mallorca
>>142579613but he even was the next Remco for a while
Even watching only the last 15km is boring
mwuagh the French
>fake fiddle noises
based music
>>142579617not me
dios mio
>>142579664German commentator talked over half of it. I want to fucking murder him
>>142579664would
>>14257961740km/h average in a peloton isn't that hard desu
>>142579664SOVL
Volta singing > whatever that was
looks like the breakaway has been caught, heading for a sprint
*ahem*
when you just put on lots of perfume instead of showering
>>142579689Even British U13 races are 60 plus km/h average these days
>>142579701kek cursed
>>142579701reported to the Bundestag for racism
>>142579708wouldall of them
STIER
>>142579708Nick Cave in the back
>>142579701match made in heaven
>>142579726Boeuf
>>142579688which one?
Dubs and Jakobsen does something.
God I wish that bike seat were me
>>142579763you just violated the rules btw buddy
what's the safe mechanical distance today please? 3km?
>>142579770she's married you creep
>>142579770which part of you?
>>142567433were you somewhere on the western side of the country i assume? west and central slovakia is okay, but there's a lot of gypsies in the south and east, it's a shame.
Peto SAGAN is here
>>142579802Why did Czechoslovakia split up? Seems like it was a good pairing
Cav will win
CAM ON PACKERMANN!SCORE SUM FACKIN WATTS!!!
>>142579802pretty center yes
When I was a little boy, my dad would sleep through flat tdf stages, left me in front of the TV and told me to wake him up @ 10km remaining
>>142579820Slovakia was a negative on the economy of Czechia
appearantly it's 4km where the time is taken everyone
>>142579834same here
alright time to tune in things are starting to happen
why is there only 1 hjaelper with pogi
>>142579820It was an arranged marriage to keep the Germans even a bigger minority. Slovaks and Czechs are quite different and never had too much in common over history.
ACKermann wins today (these dubs prove it)
This is set up for another BLACKED finish.
>>142579820image you're canadoamerica and canadians hold all the power and you get your answer.
>>142579708nice to see uriah heep still performing
>>142579887take that back you moron
chute vingegaard
>2 astanoids dropping off the front because cav is nowhere to be seen kek
>>142579890this is a blue board mister
>>142579890hmmmm....
Okay dont fuck this up Philipsen
>>142579877
jappewinslol
JAPPE
boring sprint with that corner
Philipsen leadout baby
Bini has the jersey if he doesn't chute.
finally a clean sprint from Jasper
Pretty dominant win
Monster pull from Grug.
Philipsen relegated
olalala philipsen. very funny how hard laporte got kwabbed by vdp there
even I could win with a grug leadout
:(
wtf was that cut away from the sprint
>>142579949*Philipsen promoted
took him long enough
Grug willed that win into existence
>>142579964Someone is getting fired
>wa4t
I'm off for a ride
>>142579964French RAI trying to limit amount of actual racing seen today
>>142579949Nevermind, big hog GAVIRIA went completely backwards
And entire day of slurping just for Jasper the Disaster to win It's all so tiresome
another moral victory for wout "ik heb al genoeg 2de plaatsen" van aert
why does Wout Van Shart sprint?
top 10
man they were vigorously rubbing eachothers shoulder
>zingle ahead of coquard>degenkolblol some teams are so fucked
>>142579992the reason i make this joke is because wout van aert once said he's tired of finishing 2nd so now whenever he finishes worst than 2nd i joke that it's a moral victory. it's a pretty funny joke i think
finally some good points for my velodrama. not that it's salvageable in any way, anyway.
>>142579999checked and honestly a little impressive WVA is still sprinting
>>142579992>>142580019Thank you for the context I might not have known otherwise
>>142579992kek yes well soon he wont even top 10 anymore
there’s a tornado in my backyard
On my commute home there was a gym thot on a road bike with a 10/10 body in front of me on a road bike. She wasn't wearing bibs but basically see through yoga pants and a sports bra. I rode behind her for 10 minutes like a creep (I was on an old commuter bike so not too suspicious I think).
>>142580040Record in horizontally and say 'oh my god' a lot.
>>142580040my windows are shaking from non stop thunder send help
10 km to go in Romania, ASTANA goes paranormal
>>142580046she knew what she was doing
>>142580046why you didn't snapp a cheeky picture for the lads on cyc ?
>>142579995the contract has a humiliation clause, that's why he's a bidon carrier for fish and sprinting for minor places as he "prepares" for the big humiliation events: world's and Olympics
>>142580046>not too suspicious I thinkyeah lol a couple more minutes and she would have called the police
it turned into a hail tornado it’squite scary luckily my windows are thick pray for my car
>>142580053they surely aren't made by Deceuninck, are they?
greeniam greenmay bros how we feelin...
is there anything more deplorable than a "pure" spr*nter ?
>>142580090funnily enough they actually are GRUG SAVE ME
Is the yellow jersey battle already over?
>>142580098No unironically. At least Philipsen does well in Roubaix
So it's now confirmed, he had a motor in stage 5 just to get that W
>>142580106aye lad Remco looking too strong
>>142580106it hasn't even started yet
girmay is pretty strong that's a powerful sprint from way back
>>142580098Groenewegen is like the last of the mohicans when it comes to pure sprinters
>>142580119yes just look how he got dropped todaythe netflix script is so fucking apparent this year, cav win and all that superficial forced drama between the top 3. Very lame
>>142580106no
>>142580119do you remember that giro win last year where they all just stopped sprinting to give it to himeverything is scripted with that guy
>>142580128yeah not sure whats happening this tour, in the past he rarely made it into the top 5
>>142580139nobody goombled on jappe + birmeye ?
ah wtf the race is over? I paused my stream and never put it back live
still no jumbo visma stage win
>>142580106Yes, Roglic has already won.
>>142580182fingers crossed we wont have to see one
>>142580158I think we all know what's happening
so who chuted because otherwise I want some time gaps for those breaks in the peleton
>>142580098non-climbers going for mountain jersey
>>142580139>+1my 6 point sprinter the goat frfr
>>142580182Jonas only needs one.
>>142580182le hecking third weekerinoo fear it
Tour going through my village on the 16Shall attend
>>142580279do a /cyc/ poster
MENTEN probably won in SibiuLIPOWITZ wins GC
>>142580279do the sneedful
>>142580279make a funny sign
>>142580279ofcourse
>>142580279What village?
Top 10
>>142580335Montagnac Please consider not raping me
kinda seems like alpecin should be aiming for more than just sprint stage wins
>>142580279This. Get a squeaker sign.
>>142580363>Montagnacthats where gravel commuter bert has his comfy rides
>>142580364what else should they be aiming for aside from the green jersey
>>142580364their entire team is a train
>>142580363Oh nice, that's close to cap d'agde
>>142580046There's no sight more glorious than the view from behind of a fit woman in tight clothes on a road bike
>>142580364well if grug doesn't want to be a cyclist anymore what can you dothey only got axel laurance and stages for that type of rider are barely in grand tours anymore
The great Mehmet ŞAMPIYONBISIKLET
>>142580139>Up to 28Like a Phoenix I rise from the ashes
Do you guys think tomorrow will be GC?
>>142580384Damn really ? Not another place that just sounds similar ?>>142580397Not surprised a Belgian knows about Cap d'Agde you guys make up half of the car plates there during summer
>>142580436lad understands the importance of hydration
>>142580384pretty sure its something like monteplier or so
>>142580279Just write OPI-OMI on a cardoard and enjoy the panic.
>>142580466or maybe Montpelliereither way, I wanna move there so bad
>>142580460yeah if we're lucky we will get an onslaught of many attacks from remco and pog
>>142580292>>142580297>>142580306>>142580370Give me ideas for a sign I haven't been able to follow this year's tour yet was too busy Worst case scenario I'll just make a big /cyc/ sign
>>142580479>>142580487Montpellier is the largest city in the areaIt's fine but I'm more of a rural fag We got awesome mountains a bit further inland
>>142580499Go with a classic.>PINOTGreen paint.
>>142580499
>>142580499draw this squeaker on there
>>142580520was in Montpellier 2 times before, nice city but too many niggers.How are houseprices in the countryside around Montpellier?
>>142580567>nice city but too many niggers.Can't disagree with that even if my gf is literally black, was already the case as far back in time as I can remember >How are houseprices in the countryside around MontpellierHonestly don't know any specific but I would assume the immediate surroundings would be quite expensive because it's sought after for people who wanna work in Montpellier while living outside of it, then the beach towns would also be expensive because well it's the beach that's what brings most of the tourists there, but as soon as you get away from Montpellier and the sea there are dozens of small irrelevant villages with houses for sale that are sure to be cheaper. If you like cycling that's also where the hills and mountains areYou can get that southern French experience for much cheaper than famous Provence
>>142580499>squeak
Based Rappe Jappe, saviour of the white man
>>142580499Are you known for any cheese?
>>142580748Pélardon
>>142580672>that southern French experience for much cheaper than famous Provencethats what I am aiming for. need to learn french though before thinking about moving
>>142580762Perfect, make the mouse say something about pélardon. Normie TV folk will love it.
>>142580046>>142580070>>142580413At my gym, there's this really fit woman with thicc thighs and sizeable tits but not huge. She never wears a bra and you can always see her nipples poking through. It's so fucking hot.
Back from my ride in the heat.Not made for it, body wont adapt.Also biggest KWAB moment of my 4 3 years of road cycling.T junction, had to go left, thus wait for the few cars on the right. Right at the junction they fucking destroyed to road for whatever reason.Well, I was really exhausted already, bike did not made it over the edge from near stand still and I almost flipped over and landed on my left knee, got a small cut and a bloody knee.Luckily bike was okay, no damage, only chain dropped.
Someone better attack tomorrow...or else.
>>142581009abrahamsen will attack
>>142580987F it's over for now but you will bounce back. Wouldn't ride before 19:30 in this weather though
>rest day yesterday>rest day todaylazy ""athletes""
>>142580987a brave Bert. I didn't even bother trying it outside, man wasn't made for 30+ degrees. At least I can excuse myself on the mechanical issues though.
>>142580460For sure, 4100 altitude meters and two easy stages after. It looks the kind of shorter climbs that Pogacar like so I would expect him to attack and see who's able to follow
Sluuuuurrrrrppppp
>>142580567If you go a bit outside it's not that expensive
yesterday I went 2.5hrs in 37°C and 55% humiditeenearly kwabed my kidneys trying to make enough sweat
>>142581009>>142581064Nah. Tomorrow a big break with the likes of Mohoric and other strong guys will go for it
>>142581009Pidcock break win
>>142581140as long as there’s not some gc shitter trying to sneak his way to top ten
>>142580279I'll also be there around puechabon
If pogi doesn’t get seconds on vinge tomorrow, it’s over for him, vinge will become favored in the odds
>>142581078this is a Puck-level average powershameful
as someone who very very casually follows cycling (only really pay attention during TDF), what is the reason people dislike Philipsen? Is he a dickhead or something?
>>142581547He is good so the 'tists here hate him, same as Jonas.
>>142581547he often deviates from his line and like to near crash out other sprinters, there are certain rules for sprinting and he breaks those a lotI have no problem with that 2bh
>>142581547>>142581570why do people hate pogacar? he seems awesome and pretty epic.
>>142581570Do people really hate Jonas?
>>142581547Sprinters are often assholes. Some people dislike Jappe more than other sprinters because he often deviates from his line or bumps others in the sprint.
My whole home smells like bike degreaser, I really need a garage.
>>142580106It unironically hasn't even started yet Remco could very well win this thing. Remember last year when Pogi was competitive until cracking and losing 8 minutes of Ving?
>>142581681mine too lol
>>142581681What are you degreasing and why
>>142581547Sprinters are the assholes of the peloton and Jasper is constantly deviating and ruining other peoples chances to win
>>142581700>What are you degreasing new chain>whyI fell for the wax meme
>>142581547he's b*lgian
>>142581547he’s too based
from reading this thread you'd think sprinting is cheating desu
OFFICIAL Stage 11 /bet/>Pogacar 3.5>Carapaz 15>Evenepoel 17>Vingegaard 17>Yatesi 17>Picvck 19>Poels 19>Gee 23>Gaudu 23>Healy 26>Bardet 29>Roglic 34>Gregoire 34>Gils 34>Johannessen 34>Martinez 34>Ciccone 41>Bilbao 41>Onley 41>Lutsenko 41...>Ayuso Pesquera 67>Poel 81>Madouas 81>Aert 81>Yatesi 81>Almeida 101>Rodriguez Cano 101>Gall 126>Bernal Gomez 201>Landa 201
>>142581727I use that UFO drivetrain cleaner... expensive as shit but you only need to use that one product to get a completely clean chain and easy to use without mess or smell
>>142581691he lost the tour on the ITT, the crack after was irrelevant because the time gap after the ITT was already too big to close
>>142581078Most prestigious race in the world
>>142581787I'll give it a try when my current one runs out, thanks bert.
Do I want to fuck with fixing my mtb front suspension or am I going into some Bertaczek territory?Saw a few vids on teh internets and they make me wanna just dump it at the shop and come back two days later.
OFFICIAL 2024 Paris Olympics Road Race /bet/>Poel 4>Pedersen 5>Pogacar 6>Aert 9>Evenepoel 11>Laporte 15>Narvaez 23>Ganna 23>Birmay 23>Bettiol 26>Pidcvck 34>Allah 34>Healy 34>Matthews 34>Jorgenson 41>Skjelmose 41>Mohoric 41>Pithie 41...>Lazkano 67>Vacek 81>Kung 81>Madouas 126>Aranburu 126>Kubis 1001>Sainbayar 1501
>>142581842cheeky 100er on G*rmayit's a /netflix/ year after all
OFFICIAL 2024 Paris Olympics Time Trial /bet/>Tarling 2.37>Ganna 2.87>Evenepoel 3.5>Aert 23>Sheffield 26> 41>Kung 41>Bissegger 51>McNulty 81>Bjerg 101>Foss 126...>Vacek 201>Gee 751>Costa 2501
>>142581829just swap it out with a rigid fork and mount wider tyres
>>142581829well what fork are you running
>>142581913Suntour XCM spring.
>>142581842>Pogacar shorter odds than WVA on this parcours
>>142581614People "hate" Pogi because he's so good, at everything Vingegaard is basically just this generations Lance Armstrong, he trains for the Tour and that's it Pogi races everything, classics/monuments, stage races, GTs, and he wins at them all Attention payers have also known his "le wholesome nice guy" thing is an act and he's actually a hyper competitive asshole
>>142581829do not fucking touch that shiteverything else is fine to do on your ownbut stay away from the fork
>>142581994>People "hate" Pogi because he's so good, at everythingnah>"le wholesome nice guy" thing is an act and he's actually a hyper competitive assholethat's itgrug is also good at a lot of things, might be a bit of a cunt but he's just honest about who he is
>>142581994Vingegaard rides much more than the great Lance Armstrong, he just doesn't do one day races
>>142581994most people love pogacar, especially normies who fall for his cheap social media anticsknowers know though, but we are few in numbers
>>142581928Don't know that particular fork but fork service is no big deal imo, easy enough if you're just going for a clean®rease or something.However you say fix so without knowing whats broken you might just very well go the shop route
>>142582083>>142582151That's what I'm getting from these videos, no fancy tools, no nothing, just a bit of brute force, cleaning and reassembling in the right order.But I already see: a worn gasket - would have to order the right ones at first attempt, a week of waiting; a worn spring - would have to order the right ones at first attempt, a week of waiting; the right grease, etc.And things like that are bound to produce an unforseen problem somewhere. Heavily leaning leaving it to the guys at the shop.
time for a cheeky july nap innit bert
>>142581994im replying again armstrong vinge comparison is so offformer is a straight sociopath, vinge is soft as butter, and sometimes what i dislike most about him with all the family diaper feely feely stuff
>>142581994comparing Lance and Jonas is like comparing Pogi and Poulidorthey are nothing alike
Swampbert is the ARMSTRONG Lance of HANSEN jonas comparisons
COUNTRY ROADSTAKE ME HOMETO THE PLACEI BEEEEEEEEEELOOOOOOONG
>>142581681Maybe get that biodegradable mucoff degreaser that I have, it smells nice and citrussy rather than oily synthetic
>>142582179Reckon the shop route is the safer choice yea
>>142582415That's the one I'm using right now, I hate the smell of it. Like some cheap car air freshener.
Today marks the Day 2 (day 3?) of no news from AutismbertSurely no Bert can survive this long without posting at least something
>>142582461I have the same shit and it smells like lemon but not in a good way. The smell also lingers forever.
>>142582461I just use the pink muckoff also for the drivetrain, cleans it okay and smells way less offputting
Had to turn off those chanx notificiations, made me feel like I am on some facebook or slack.
>>142581871Memco seems underratedAre Tarlings odds so short because he is British?
>UAE pull all day, Pogi is killing his own hjælpers>Remco attacks on Puy Mary>Pogi looks at Jonas>Jonas looks at Pogi>Remco rides away>Remco gets a 40 second gap>Pogi starts chasing>Jonas keeps wheelsucking>they catch Remco>Jonas counter attacks>Remco looks at Pogi>Pogi is cooked after chasing Remco>Remco attacks>Jonas wins the stage and Remco goes into yellowthis is the script for tomorrow
why did that faggot Dane reply to me 3 times?
>>142582396Siva potVodi meKamor hoce srceNa GorenjskoKjer gore sohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3KQy3Cajo4E
>>142582535Because memco will have tour winning legs in him
The peloton needs this for these long ass flat stages.
>>142582543sovl
>>142582537>Pogi is cooked after chasing RemcoBelievable until this.
>>142582556velogoomblers will rig the results while still running the racescan't be having that
>>142582535I think it's because Ganna trains for the track disciplines and Remco has the tour in his legs but under normal circumstances both should outperform Tarling
>>142582556afaik this should be pretty easy to do on a Hammerhead Karoo
>>142582556needs 2 more screens, one with minecraft and the other one with tiktok.
>>142582537you should work for netflix
>>142582750I was surprised to find out that the Wahoo bike computers just run a slightly modified Android version that directly opens an APK after it finished booting.
What website is good for betting? I want to make a small wager on the stage tomorrow
>>142582942Betting is haram
>>142582537I've been thinking this for a while. Jonas will sit on pogis wheel until he attacks himself. He won't close any attacks besides pogi
>>142582537>Pogi >getting tired Someone didn't watch the Giro
a duck shat onto the toptube of my bike while I was swimming in the lake. that turd was big. made me contemplating if I just wanted to throw the bike into the lake. thankfully no contact areas were contaminated.
just did a 25min icebath for me legs, feels absolutely amazing afterwards
>>142583077
>>142582537and the day after tomorrowand the day after the day after tomorrowand the day after the day after the day after tomorrow
>>142582537Ciccone is winning tomorrow actually
actually, Girmay was the real winner today
>>142583264>loses >is black so the media sucks his cock and tries to force him nonstop I guess
I've seen enough, Emu wins tomorrow.
>>142583062oh i did but he was riding against literally nobodies in the Giroas Pogi said himself, the Giro was just training for the TDF
>>142583336Mein Führer...Buchmann..
>>142583585he's also riding against literal nobodies here, so?
>>142583622
>>142583622comparing old man G with Remco and Jonas is just rude
>>142583585But in that case he will be even better this year since Remco and Jonas are coming off injuries, Jonas especially Pogi is probably the strongest he's ever been
>>142583841Pogi is peaking early because of the Giroknowers know this
>>142583867>peakingWhat is this? 2001? Riders are top level all season these days.
>>142583867Last Giro Tour winner Pantani did the opposite though. In 1998 he finishes the Tour better than he started
>>142583986to be fair that guy was probably doped to the gills
>>142583986>1998lmao yeah okay
>>142584014I'm not even going to squeak it
How come Indurain is never mentioned at all? 5 time winner, 5 in a row. Surely he's one of the GOATs
hit a crack in the road in full speed descentpopped my tubealmost shat myself but I survived, luckily my wheels aren't hookless
>>142584159EPO baby
>>142584159Boring
>>142578932Gross
>>142584014>probablyNot only it's official but he died at 34 from drug abuse...
>>142582537What if Pogi keeps looking to
>>142584225this 5 in a row isn't fun at all 7 in a row is fun
>>142584744At least Lance won road stages. Indurain never did in his 5 years
>>142584159he was just kind of a boring physiologically gifted guy that hung on in the mountains and then won races in time trials. it's not really the kind of stuff that the poets write songs about
Laporte is actually Spanish
>>142585588Cristóbal Lapuerta
GOAT
sneaky tough stage tomorrow by the looks of it. that last 50km is no joke with weird irregular climbs
>>142587173fireworks guaranteed
how this muppet name Jonas and not Remco
>>142587173Even though it doesn't look so, Sean, the stage has the 4th highest elevation gain and is 210km
>>142585113So as I understand it he just hung on enough and then dominated in time trials? That's gotta be the absolute more boring way to win
>>142587493Thanks Adam
So how much time is fish winning (losing) tomorrow
I hope we get a replay of 2010
>>142588078been hoping for the same
>>1425880341 min but it's ok because he was expecting to lose 3.
>>142588034Ving loses 1 minuteRemco gains 1 minute Remco holds it until the end and wins the Tour
heh...my boy mjorgs...he just needs more time in the windtunnel...
>>142580295MENTEN has been relegatedGRANDE NIZZOLO wins
Last 50 km tomorrow, split in two parts because 4chan doesn't like so many pixels
>>142590001
>>142590001>>142590085loads of sneaky steep parts
>>142590001Memco bros, can we survive?
tomorrow the race will be decided
>>142591373yes expect Murguialday to make a decisive move
>>142591373only thing that'll be decided tomorrow is whether I start drinking beer at noon or when the race gets good
jonas will get bullied by remco and pog and ride of the cliff
Close to no one older than me being on a race startlist, close to me not knowing who are the people on a squad of a major football nation on a major tournament.This not that great from the "how much left" standpoint but feels pretty nice and appropriate. And a little bit snobby smug.
>>142591863what kind of beer
>>142592001öttinger pils
>>142588078What happened in 2010?
>>142592839I had sexo with my cyc gf (female)[spoiler]she is now married[/spoiler]
I am always being impressed with the speed of ordersdelivery. You order something from the other part of the republic, bunch of wagies pack it up for you, other wagie drives it from point A to point B and final wagie puts it in a parcel box in some 24 hours. It's a miracle.
>>142593024What did you order?
>>142593484new pre-molded bidons, two pumps, tyre levels and some multitool to carry
>WVA whining in an interview that philipsen hasn't apologized to him in person and doesn't want to talk to him anymoreThis guy finds new depths every day
Reminder that you all should stop being a loonies who worry about mold in their bidon. It's unnecessary, pointless and cringe (just like Wout)
Vueltachads feasting, Tourchuds in the mud
our time has come ayuso chads
Spanish dopage is back
>Spanish football was at its peak at the same time that Spain had their best ever generation of climbing cyclistsWeird that
>>142595339Nadal revival incoming.
sepp KUSS bros a rising tide may lift our andorran boy's boat
>>142595339Football, cycling and tennisall just a coincidence
>>142595339And tennis, and basketball, and athletics.Funny ha.
>>142595339Surely it doesn't have anything to do with certain bloodbags from a certain doctor
>>142594938he is American though
>>142595339
>>142595659yjk btw
tomorrow there will be more happenings than on the Isola 2000 day
>>142595881Germanybros why are we so high up on this list this sport has never been even remotely relevant outside of the ulle heydays. This is ridiculous
Since we're nooooticing, let me focus your interest on a mercurial surge in relevance across many sports domians of a certain small, alpine, yug nation that rhymes with -lovenia.
>>142595881>beating USA in dopage
>>142594196i haven't cared for van aert for quite a while now
>>142595881I'm glad that Brazil is cleaner than Czechia.
>>142596217>grug cares more about wout losing than winning based if true
>Spain in the eurocup finals on Sunday directly after one of the best mountain stages Might go to Saturday vigil mass lads
>>142596481its okay berteven god will be busy watching watching so much kino
cya later nerds
>>142594196why is that old man contesting mass sprints
>>142596217>MVDP cares more about WVA losing then he does winning races Probably the most based thing I've read in ages
>>142584159TT babby And Spanish yet never won the Vuelta, kwab
having a cheeky r*n to keep my fitness levels
>>142590001I scouted these very climbs today and I declare them kinoLast little ramp is sneaky after a very moderate climb up to that point, lots of variability of grade throughout the climb
It is weird that we are on this website where we discuss cycling and banter each other's flags but it's all just text on the screen. And we're almost all autistic and gay, well mostly bi but whatever.
>>142599961Dude totally
>>142599272>1.9 W/kgYou're not going to make it anon, sorry
>>142600104I'll have you know that my FTP is akshually 3 W/Kg (if you PATTT and knew image naming patterns, you would know this).just three 6 minute intervals today, rest was Z2ish
>>142600188>3 W/kgYou're not going to make it anon, sorry
Dig has seized the centre of the bed and he's putting up a tough resistance might need to sleep upside down today to combat this.
>>142600215yes well
>>142600306You just need marginal gains and maybe some ketone
>>142600104I'm a wattlet and proud
>>142600306Begin the cut, amerifat. Youll be 4w/kg once you've lost 30kg.
Why does he keep getting away with it?
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