Tour de France (2.UWT)Stage 11Évaux-les-Banes - Le Lioran211 kmStartlist:https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/tour-de-france/2024/startlistGC after stage 10:https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/tour-de-france/2024/stage-10-gcLive stats:https://racecenter.letour.fr/enhttps://www.procyclingstats.com/race/tour-de-france/2024/stage-11/liveStreams:https://tiz-cycling-live.io/https://cycling.today/live-streaming/Eurosport / Discovery+ / France TV / RTBF / RTVE / Italian Rai / NOS / iTV / Czech TV11:30 CETPrevious thread:>>142578878
>>142600889Current and upcoming races:29.06 - 21.07 Tour de France 2.UWT07.07 - 14.07 Giro d'Italia Women 2.WWT07.07 - 14.07 Tour of Qinghai Lake 2.Pro10.07 Giro della Città Metropolitana di Reggio Calabria 1.113.07 - 15.07 Tour de l'Ain 2.114.07 Giro dell'Appennino 1.117.07 - 21.07 Baloise Ladies Tour 2.1 WE21.07 La Picto - Charentaise 1.1 WE22.07 - 26.07 Ethias-Tour de Wallonie 2.Pro23.07 Vuelta a Castilla y Leon 1.124.07 - 04.08 Volta a Portugal em Bicicleta 2.UWT25.07 Prueba Villafranca - Ordiziako Klasika 1.127.07 Olympic Games ME - ITT [Olympics]27.07 Olympic Games WE - ITT [Olympics]30.07 Kreiz Breizh Elites Féminin 1.1 WE02.08 - 04.08 Tour de Berlin Féminin 2.1 WE03.08 Olympic Games ME - Road Race [Olympics]04.08 Olympic Games WE - Road Race [Olympics]04.08 - 07.08 Arctic Race of Norway 2.Pro05.08 - 09.08 Vuelta a Burgos 2.Pro10.08 Donostia San Sebastian Klasikoa 1.UWT12.08 - 18.08 Tour de France Femmes avec Zwift 2.WWT12.08 - 18.08 Tour de Pologne 2.UWT13.08 - 16.08 Tour du Limousin-Périgord - Nouvelle Aquitaine 2.114.08 - 18.08 PostNord Tour of Denmark 2.Pro15.08 Grote Prijs Yvonne Reynders 1.1 WE15.08 Tour of Leuven - Memorial Jef Scherens 1.117.08 - 08.09 La Vuelta Ciclista a España 2.UWT>Mecha-Rusbert's webm folders:https://pastebin.com/Y15cg3xg>Bert van Koers' ciclismo quizzes:https://www.sporcle.com/user/Bert_van_Koers/quizzes/>Races info:https://www.procyclingstats.com/https://firstcycling.com/>Free streams:https://tiz-cycling-live.io/https://cycling.today/live-streaming/>Velodrama league code:11453895
Why does he keep getting away with it?
For me, it's rim brakes
Don't forget to watch stage 4 of the Giro Donne tomorrow
Thunderstorm just woke me up. Bertaczek is making new threads at 1am and did amend the tv channel list with more RAIs I see. I can go back to sleep in peace now.
Thread might be a lost cause unless burgers berts step up, there's some sudaka footy going on
>>142601519don't worry bert im here
how did they get 8+ minutes of highlights out of that stage? I couldn't cobble together 30 secondsThe ducks with the Vingo/Taday graphics and the three seconds of the sprint and that's it
>>142601519I’ll Bert up. Here are my stats from my way to work today. I try to hit 30mph but can’t. Any advice?Moving time < total time is a red light I have to wait for
>>142602523watch the video to find out
>>142602855>max heart rate 141perhaps try to push the pedals a bit harder
>>142603052I can get the heart rate higher by pushing for longer but it’s about explosion/peak
>>142603932well it was just a thought my good man, just a thought
>>142601001disgusting racist
This shit is unacceptable
>>142601001Lantern Rouge is a faggot and his shitty clickbait video titles are as gay as he is and I hope he fucks off and dies
>>142602523lmao I saw that too and thought to myself "you know a stage was shit when the 'extended' highlights only got 8 minutes
millhouseposting needs to make a comeback here or we will get some shit from our stinky yuro pals
Soon
>>142608680yeah he'll take it for a week and then remco will carry it to Paris in week 3
getting up at 5.30 just to ride without dying of a heatstroke>mfw
broken berts, we are feasting wellrecovered from a year me leg was broken
>>142609529i just gave up on riding outdoors. i only use zwift during the summer nowit's just not worth it
>>142608680the only person that has a chance of taking it from pogi is remking
after a chute month or two ago I have a weird lump in my leg where the worst of the bruising waswhen I palpate it feels like like a loose tendon, almost akin to big squishy wormwhat could it be? some knotted fascia? blood clots? scar tissue ?
>>142609529but that's perfect. You're back home at 10 and your day is already fulfilled
>>142609757>huh that's a weird thing in my leg. i'll just vaguely ask 4chan and barely give it enough information to make a guess at what's wrong with me instead of seeing a doctor, that's the right move for sure.
>>142609813well yes, I have to nap couple of hours afterwards anyway. also, I have hard time getting my HR up this early in the morning for some reason.
Giro d'Italia Women (2.WWT)Stage 4Imola - Urbino134 kmStartlist:https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/giro-d-italia-women/2024/startlistGC after stage 3:https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/giro-d-italia-women/2024/stage-3-gcLive stats:https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/giro-d-italia-women/2024/stage-4/live/startorderRoadbook:https://www.giroditaliawomen.it/wp-content/uploads/2024/07/o5tihLfiqd84kI9qBk83_020724-012546.pdfStreams:https://tiz-cycling-live.io/https://cycling.today/live-streaming/Eurosport / Discovery+ / Rai12:50 CET
>>142610158Opposite for me, all my best power are in the summer and before 8 oclock
>>142610158if you do some exercises or general warm up you’ll get much better HR
Cepeda pulling a massive raid in china right now
>>142603932Get your cadence higher in a lower gear and then continue shifting
Big Caja Rural Colonization
Sainbayar in top 10. blessed
Had a really pleasant easy endurance ride this morning, summer at its finest and lovely weather
>>142611481nice bike
>>142611481Jealous of your bike
DNS el tractor not that he had anything to do in this tour anymore
>>142609813you are absolutely right, was worth it. it reached 29C already before 10, greta do something!
>>142611659>waking up at 5:30absolutely inhumanasa BIG storm is supposed to come this afternoon, gretachuds about to be BTFOgreat ride too
Pog and Remco really struck a nerve in Horner huh?
friendly reminder we live in an hour
>>142611751Important break today, if UAE wants the boni
>>142611799Nice flag
>>142611799
>>142611807Thanks. So did I miss anything the last few days? In Russia the internet is FUCKED. Inb4 Rusbert saying it is fine and I am sure it could be but I don't know all his tricks
>>142611726He can’t handle the banter
>>142611836Please pay attention to the thread
>>142611834I don't know how our Sainbayars do it, the roads are NOT made for cycling here. It may even be worse than Belgium
>>142611799nice digits
>>142611799so you’re a horse archer now
>>142611836Just another mechanical masterclass
>>142611799autismbert made it, holy shit
>>142611866Yes I shoot horses
11:20 start, I've missed this berts. Finally some fucking cyclismo.
>>142611799hello family
>>142611910People do look very Finnish here
>boomer showed up with a c68 two years after buying the new specialismatop kek, nothing is stopping them
>>142611799>bbbeeeebbuuubeeaaabbbeebeebuuuaaa
>>142611799Post nature Bert!
>>142611836Bertacek already pronounced you dead
>>142611968Ah it's even worse than that they made a stop at the shop mid ride because he had to buy some small stuff and he's swapping bike randomly. I should have gone to that group ride lmao
>>142611968boomers are single-handedly keep this wretched industry afloat
>>142612000this goes for the whole economy they don’t need to adjust for these price hikes
I think if you can't get excited for today's tour de france stage you're not a real cycling fan
I'M SUPER EXCITED FOR TODAYS TOUR DE FRANCE STAGE!!!!HYYYYAAAAAAA
>>142612165Good chances to be the best day of the tour
Memco will win today
>>142612201nice
We are getting a show today. Nerds can trust their plan, legs will decide.
all in
>>142612244Pidcock wins from the break
she really tries to make that forehead as huge as possible
>>1426122241 known bully, Mr fake humble seems to be getting on awfully well with him. It's been funny watching his le humble facade crumble away this year. Now he's in the business of bullying his rival in the media for riding a smart race. Hope he dies today.
>>142611986Yes well, of Mongolia nothing yet but I did survive the forests of Siberia!
>>142612377Post forehead. There's nothing wrong with hers.
>>142612402beautiful
Lenny is aiming for breakaway today
c’est parti
>>142611799beautiful flag
>>142612455Gall wants it to also Van Gils depart reel will be shitshow
>>142612402Don't eat a wrong berry Bert, don't want you to get McCandless'ed and be watching in a few years a documentary about your untimely demise because of poisoning and subsequent starvation after they found your emaciated, half-eaten corpse in a dilapidated buhanka.
>>142612510Quality.
>>142612496I am not eating things from trees and stuff, you think I am CRAZY
>>142612547Apparently they have the 4th most delicious worms on the planet in mongolia I read on /k/
>>142612547I would.
how much time are we planning to lose today
>>142612584He won 7:30 minutes once, as long as he's closer to that before the last week it's a big win
>>142612584Another 25 seconds or so
>>142612584anything <1 minute is a win like always
>>142612584I think we should aim for at least 20 seconds, but losing 45 seconds or more would truly set us up for success
the more time you lose the more time you can make up just think about it logically
pwhoar proper medieval castle that one
>>142612629Saving energy init
I can hear the local schools sports day. I wonder if there's any sport they could defeat me in. I would smash them all in every discipline.
Time for some strength exercise while watching the break form
WOUT SATELLITE
Chute
>Kobe Goossenstopkek everytime
>>142612742Tratnik too
Quite a bunch.
>>142612742>>142612794who will pull him to them then? Super mutant Bennoot? not buying this mid
>>142612794Lemmen
>>142612794I’ve seen enough fishboy wins today
>>142612817They're here to bring jonas back after puy mary
>>142612817Ineos
>>142612841shitcock is in the break
Kingmaker Wellens shutting it down
>If you became once world champion you are allowed to wear a lgbtq+ arm sleeve?
Why EF sent both Healy and Carapaz to the break? Are they autistic?
The Arabian anti-fun patrol
>>1426125844th place in the GC would be optimal
>>142611506>>142611518The Look is a great bike to ride and I love the aesthetics, the weight etc, but the QC is not as good as I had hoped. I recently changed the cranks to shorter ones and when I took them off the BB cups popped out. Turns out the BB is a bit oval shaped and about 1mm too large in one direction, so it's never going to be as snug as a pressfit BB should be. The lbs put some magic stuff there to keep it jammed and now it works well, it doesn't creak or anything, but it's still a bit concerning for the future. No BB86 for me after this, only 386evo or BSA/T47.
>>142612961Shame, only TIme left I guess
kwab
Jumbo really want to be in that break
>>142612961Actually not uncommon for some reason. Even the youtube brownman himself said at one point that many look frames that came to him had oversized bb holes resulting in a slack fit. Very kwab 2bh
remember visma 2022 where they could just give stages away and Laporte could beat the entire peloton. Now they can’t create a decent break
im not nervouis guys haha
>>142611481nice bike bert, take a driveside pic next time though
>>142613023Wout could form it by himself basically
what a spastic
>>142613048
bettiol/healy bromance is great
>>142613060
>I paid 8 velo points for the dude launching healy into a break he'll always lose
Lmao wout is dead already
>>142613006>>142612983Yup, my LBS is also a Look stockist and they said that they have had a lot of problems with the frames in recent years. I guess it might be the Tunisian factory that's causing problems, obviously the French one can't be bad heh.
>>142611799If I were Finnbert, I'd say Mongolia, home.
>>142613090topkek jumbo is papertiger now
>>142611799Big Fake has expanded to flags now
>>142612510Nice
>>142613090bad wout, no kuss, fishlips on his own
>>142613160Fish might be as good as he wants, I don't see how they're taking 2 minutes on pogi last week with only matteo at a good level
Izagirre is niet in orde michel
>>142613213he looks like he's ready to go home
should i do it
>>142613241Operation Squeak is a GO
gassing the entire team to try to break was part of the plan
This break is unacceptable. Improve it right now. Thanks
Need more medieval kino
There's a sickness going around the peloton clearly
>>142613329pollit and soler had to do 1 minute pull each
>>142613356they’re dumb for trying it before sprint points
>>142613347it's semen addiction
50k and still no break.
why haven't these dopes sat up. they are wasting so much for nothing. fuck the rat anyway
He's 100% not making it
>>142613393they slurped yesterday so we could get action today
>>142613393the big brain lads are waiting for a better moment after the sprint
why is uae so horny for the stage win just let them go
>>142610899Thank you my friend. I will try today on my way to work
DNF cofidis x2
stage slurpage status?
hate that
UAE don't only follow behind jumbo, they clearly want the stage
BARDETBARDETBARDETBARDETBARDETBARDETBARDETBARDETBARDETBARDETBARDETBARDET
>>142613523>look, the dane shizo is going again
>>142613525it’s their turn to make hard races now
>>142613347better watch out for netflix officials coming too close to team busses
they're losing it
>>142613471he cute
>>142613525pogacar is supposed to be better on short punchy finishes like today, whereas vingegaard is supposed to be better on longer climbs. so i think pogacar will want the stage and bonifications, and vingegaard will probably try to minimize time loss
>>142613279
decathlonbros...
>>142612405cursed>>142612510it should explode at the end
Say goodbyes to our resident kurwabert
just end this pathetic break
What is UAE doing, are they controlling the break or the good old hard pace all day?
>>142613676some climbs coming up. get some real jockeys in there then
they're just trolling with this infographics
>>142613623it's over
Ze rijden elkaar kapot michel
Bora again in difficulty
total sprinter death
just hope matt stephens motorbike crash in flames
Gwan Ritchie
Nepotism lachée
Carapaz could have just done this without doing a 30km TT before
Betted 50€ on Pogacar and I’m feeling pretty safe heh
Kek franctv has a chat. Could provide some decent squeaking
>>142613669Western libs will have some spectacle, although it will be mostly boars and deer affected.I would very welcome sum at me place.
>>142613801>hard rolling terrain>shit punchy climbsyou walked into my trap mr pogacar
>>142613728shadow ban
>>142613801What odds?
>>142613831banned from winning? can they do that?
>>1426138424,70
>>142613844worked in case of Padun
>>142613848Nice
I’m happy cararat isn’t getting it on a platter
do you think Carapaz even knows the guy on his wheel? I be seething if the only guy with me was some jobber
someone should tell uae they dont need to win to put time into jonas
olalala carapaz
>>142613872someone tell this bert about bonifications
quintana attaque
>>142613890killin your entire team for 10boni secs... just peddle harder
Bilbaobros..
>>142613905his team seems fine
>>142613905they are killing jumbo way more than themselves.
whenever i descend mountains (i'm not a crazy descender or anyhting) with my road bike i always descend on the hoods. is that a wrong thing to do? i feel more comfortable cornering on the hoods than in the drops
>>142613942as long as you can sufficiently operate your breaks it's fine
BARDET CREVAISON
>>142613942me too, but only since I switched to d*sc brakes. they are just too sensitive for my taste
Daniel: "There's been a lot of talk over the last few days, does it fire you up?"Vingegaard: "I don't care at all"
>>142614050It’s over, he wins by 2 minutes today
ignored
>>142613942>>142614024Being on the drop is better for several reason. Lower center of gravity and better braking power (useless with discs I guess). Also you have less chances to lose your grip and do a remco
>>142614095it's because he's going to ineos next year, no drinks or snacks for him
Where's everyone I was only on /cyc/ before 2020 and I remember the tdf threads being so much fasterIs it because no one cares about this stage and thread will be full in the Pyrénées/Alps
>>142614110Pics I can smell
>>1426141274chan is slow but steadily dying (good)
>>142614127>Is it because no one cares about this stage and thread will be full in the Pyrénées/Alpsyes
>>142614127Please read up last 4 years of threads before posting so you are up to date
>>142614127We are at work you neet.
>>142614110Home. (well, not far)
>>142614132le philosopheur sneaking into that top ten gc
>>142614175>4115m
>>142614175I can't breathe : the stage
>>142614153Do french people really smell that much?
>>142614165I'm studentfag
>>142614204Yes but in that case it's reversed: French people smell so bad that when shown a picture from a lightly populated rural area I can smell the LACK of French people
Martin made it in the break.
I've seen enough.Nils Politt got this.
>>142614165just watch your tone when talking to us, bud.
Total pogi victory??
>>142614276Gifting the stage to remco after pulling together for the last 30 kms
Are pro cyclists wagies? I mean yes, kinda because they have to follow orders and they're told what to do. It's probably even worse because they're basically on a 24/7 shift having to constantly be prepared for work otherwise their boss will give them no contract or a cut in wages.
>120 grams carbs per hourLol
>>142614253>>142614295how much does a NEET get in bux per month on average?
>>142614324>buy our shit!t. Martijn Talkingmoney
>>142614324it's not that much tbf
stream pls
>no /cyc/this is why visma will lose
>>142614416imagine the heat and smell
>>142614403It is while on the bike.Hate eating while pedaling. Those gels are too expensive in the long run.I just add extra sugar (salt and mineral tablet) now to my drinks. Before that I would buy those energy powder, but also expensiver.
less than 100km to go everyone
>>142614366340£ roughly from universal credit which is a flat unemployment rate then around 75/week for personal independance payment due to mental health issues. I live with my parents tried to move out twice so it's not actually that bad. 600 quid to do whatever I want it's not exactly royalty but you get extra payments through the year for christmas, cost of living etc. I can still run my sporty shitbox, PIP stays with you when you start working too because if you do 30hr instead of 40 you still need financial support because your disorder is impacting your earnings. I've probably lost out on 100,000 pound earning over the last 5 years due to it, when you calculate it like that then they throw PIP at you.
>>142614416this is the guy that's constantly telling the riders to go full gas when they're about to take corner because he got live metereological data from a server in Frankfurt that says that there is a headwind
>>142614416nice tracking
>>142614469whats your exit strategy?
>>142614505Ineosbros...
>>142614505Confirmed, official, Vingegaard does care about riders other than Pogacar
>>142614416>no /cyc/>tablet lying on the laptop (wtf)>no p*ck instagram feed>no Tiz streamingngmiits over for vingechuds
VINGEGAARD ATTAQUE THEMONUCLEARE ON PAS DE PEYROL
are team helicopters allowed?
>>142614607there was drama one time when UCI tried to ban heli transfers since it unfair advantage over smaller teams
this nigga gay looking at remcos lips
>>142614629apart from that it would be so unsafe having 15 helis in the air over the same space
>EFE>ugliest kit>ugliest helmetswould not sign up
>>142614661the kit is great thoughbeit
yea im thinking its gonna be a pogiwinslol
>>142614529>exit strategyI assume you're not talking suicide. I have an appointment on the 15th which will rediagnose and hopefully new medications which will be effective for me. I need ADHD meds as well as mood stabilisers and probably SSRI's so it'll be a bit complicated by the sound of things as they all interact with each other. Right now I am just cycling and training to get to national/cat 1 level because if I can never get medicated properly and function within institutions and organisations at least I know I can commit and achieve that, it's going well at the moment and I have the potential to achieve it. Otherwise, part time HGV driving whilst I go to university for the 3rd time, my mental health worker said I waste my potential doing anything other than that which is kind and motivational. I did very well previously but you cannot function in society when you have various unmanaged disorders. It often feels hopeless but I'm lucky that I see the future as being more than what it is currently for me otherwise I'd no doubt have never stopped drugs and alcohol. I dare not ponder what life could have been, for better or for worse. I'm still young enough to realise my potential.
They aren't giving any time to the brakway. It's over break bros.
>>142614469How do you get neet bux?
Remking sisters, I can feel it
dubs and matt stephens crash
>>142614710godspeed nigel
>>142614629everyone knows i'm a big fan of the UCI but that was a such a weird thing for them to zone in on
vingegaard did his thing again
yeah jonas looks done
so is primoz gonna do something today ?
>>142614813Kek
strade-esque finish
>>142614813Try to hang on
>>142614813 Maybe he will fall today
>>142614825debut win for Emond
>>142614825>>142614853are you really watching women giro? damn
>way too hard for UAE to control That we'll be 500k per year + tip richard, thank you
Pogi-bullies
who else watches it without commentary?
>>142614869Don't mind him. He is gay.
>>142614730>apply for universal credit>get universal creditIt's not a pleasant process to be honest, you most likely need to attend a job centre which is to humiliate you and ensure you exist. THey will demean you but they're not even midwits, they're fucking retards but they hold power over your 300 quid so just nod along. If you're signed off by a doctor you don't attend appointments. If otherwise, you do. Easy to get signed off, just say muh mental health I'm sad I'm not motivated I'm anxious. It's common and tehy'll throw meds at you or refer you to a screening organisation who give you bullshit CBT or send you to psychiatrist if you're legit goofed up.PIP is hard, 64% of bipolar achieve it. For me my life is very heavily affected, there are times I don't move for months out of my room other than piss and quick meal so I don't die. It is miserable and causes me to have zero independance so I cannot work. If you have multiple, so I had ADHD and tism as well it's basically a certainty you're accepted. The people who apply and can work or go a few weeks off sick, tehy get rejected. If neetdom is your lifestyle, you will get PIP. If you're healthy enough to work and live a normal life then I probably would if I were you. I know neets love to banter but we're here because the alternative is torture and we're not suited to organised institutional society in the way everyone else is.
top 10
>>142614869Last time wasn't enough bertollo?
is this uci legal?
>>142614050https://x.com/itvcycling/status/1810972235928162657my goat
>>142614878The lads
>>142614730also they have access to your tax codes etc so soon as you are recieving an income from an employer that isn't cash in hand your UC will be stopped automatically, maintaining pip is a bit more complicated and tehy are legit sociopaths who want to take it from you but if you were entitled to PIP in the first place I doubt you'd be asking these questions.
>>142614880i watch it with superior Italian eurosport commentary>>142614897>no dildo clip in ngmi
For Kirby everyone is so control of his emotions.
>>142614897can you breathe and pedal hard in that position?
what the fuck is the break doingits literally only Wellens and Mister Colgate pulling and closing them down
>>142614936No, imagine the descents though
>>142614885Damn, 300 sounds quite low. Do you actually need to take the meds or can you throw them away?Thanks for the exhaustive response btw.
>>142614939UAE pawns controlled opposition
>>142614889GC
>>142614897There should be no rules in bike designs.
>>142614966>uttrupdo danes... REALLY??!?
>>142614968There isn't enough rules in bike design
>>142614985should be Cecilie Uttrup Ludwig
>>142614989I see no differences
Whout Van Aert is done
tomorrow ill give jewrosport 10€ for watching rest of the tour and then whole olympics
>>142615048use vipbox/viprow
>>142615013he'll finish the year without a single wt win at this rate
>>142615013Wout Out
>>142614953>Thanks for the exhaustive response btw.you can thank my ADHD. Of course you can just lie and toss the meds, I would not take the meds if they are not needed, it'd be very risky. SSRI's are dangerous people don't realise it. If you want to go neet it's very easy, just go to the GP and say you're very miserable, low energy, low appetite, sleep problems, no motivation, brain fog etc. They will sign you off. When you need a new fit note, often they'll start with 1 week and eventually give you months off, it's a simple process and they don't give a fuck they'll just do it. My sister is high flyer and she's done great, she's literally moving back in 2 weeks at 26y/o. Modern britain is really fucking brutal, meat grinder and chews you up. 2 of my friends are also taking neet time, one of them was on 45k a year. Just can't keep it going.There is no shame in going neet because people are treated very poorly and burnt out very fast. Take that money and don't look back. "you're a drain on society" yeah so are you unless you're earning 50k a year, we all are. and when your government pisses billions, approaching a trillion on dumb shite like importing millions of 3rd worlders a year who are also on benefits, the whole "muh societal contributions" really breaks down.Take some time, enjoy cycling and living. A lot of domestic pros are on bennies anyway (I made that part up but I hope it's true). Or become a student, that's essentially neetdom too.
kino church
Love me some volcanic churches
>>142614966My velodrama SUCKS this time, guess I was getting too cocky.
>>142615007I have a dream of building a sleeper mommy bike. Painted TI, lots or carbon parts. But over all just looking like a boring step over, while weighing nothing.
>>142615075You can get money as student too?
at this rate the race will be done in a big hour lol
>>142615143this race is already over pogacar has already won it we are just pretending not to know, we are fooling ourselves
Why aren't they letting the breakaway go, don't they realize I need some points with Lapeira and Onley
>>142615143I hope so. I finish work at 5.
>>142615175Pog is greedy.
>>142615175
>>142615175Did you really bring your squeakers to the far east?
>>142615175why doesnt the breakaway pedal harder if they want to win**you some velopoints
If Pogachud has less than 5 minutes on Vingo going into week 3 it's over for him.
Remcking chads i have a good feeling about today
>>1426152207:30 is still fine
why do people think pogi will lose time on ving in week 3? its not like pogi cant ride in mountains, last year he was sick
>>142615203I don't think this is the far east, but yes they were the first thing in my backpack of course
>>142615187Last time I checked 1:15<2:00. Pog is just fighting for the win, if he finishes the tour with less than 2 minutes on fishboy he'll lose the GC according to fish law
>>142615243Wait, why they keep selling 7:30, he only gain 5:30 in this one?
>>142615115Yeah, for whatever reason I was still getting UC because I guess it's stopped when you work through automatic tax codes, which case they have no idea you're a student. It's not actually allowed but you can try that. Otherwise you get your student loan which is like 1500 quid a term, so 4500 over a year. You'll probably need another income or you could wait a year or 2 and save some neetbux or find part time work. NEETdom is a lifestyle and kinda got to be all in or all out. If you're half in the anticipation of starting work is a burden on you and extistential anxiety is caused. When I'm fully in it's calm and relaxing. Student you do fuck all, it's not for ADHD because you do fuck all in most lessons and it's a social event 4 times a week basically. Work is easy vast majority of courses. If you're young go and do a 3 year course and then a masters, you'll come out and can step into a bullshit lazy job getting 26k or something. You need to be social or it'll be a shite miserable experience though and you'd may as well get a job or just be 100% neet on UC. Blagging PIP is far too hard, you need to fake a serious illness which is a step too far in my opinion because the services are very strained and those spaces are valuable for those who need help.I fucking hate uni students and hated the environment so much, it's reddit normies but if you can fit in there bingo.
dont forget there are 8bonis secs on col der pertus + 10boni for win so 18 alone from boni, jonas will be SEETHING today
Don't forget to clean the bidon you pick up from the side
cycling
>>142615251only the essentials
>>142615269
>>142615248you dont understand chud pogi VILL crack in week 3 and vingo VILL take 8 minutes because you can never go wrong with the hecking week 3 long game plan
Bardet got his fanzone too. Let's see how big it is without the PSG fans
>>142615251How does the Airag taste?
>>142615295>constantly sprinting for bonis all raceDoes poogacunt never learn?
>>142615298>offering your piss bottles to other riders
today i will remind them
>>142615298>peeing in a bottle and giving it to another rider based or cringe? or based on cringe?
>>142615376>peeing in a bottle and giving it to another riderthis is why heßmann was popped
MOO
>>142615417MOO
>>142615376Imagine drinking Ving or Pogi piss and then you’ll become a cyborg
DIDDY
Didi :3
The largest rideable bicycle has a wheel diameter of 3.3 m (10 ft 9.92 in) and was built by Didi Senft (Germany) and measured at Pudagla, Germany.The bicycle measures 7.8 m (25 ft 7.09 in) long, 3.7 m (12 ft 1.67 in) high and weighs 150 kg (330.69 lb).
Samuel BENNETTO was still in the peloton?
>>142615298>>142615376>>142615390https://youtu.be/YSOdZWOr9o4?t=3its a jojo reference
Your 400 km 5000 VM stageThey needed almost 24 h to complete the stage, because it was hard and also because they slurped the first half, we're talking about 20 km/h slurpOn the climbs some riders had to walk, for those bikes on those roads 7% must feel rampas inhumanasA rider fixed his bike with a rockAnother rider never reached the finish line or a control point, no one saw him retire, there's only one car following the front so if you're last there's no one who can report informations, rumors are that he's in some town in the hospital, probably chuted, but no one cares, he will go back home sooner or laterOver 80 riders started the race, after 6 stages only 10 left, no need to defend the 10th place, you just have to finish, Landa's dream race
>danish media doing articles on how many kids start cycling in Denmark and Slovenia If we are unlucky this rivalry will become intergenerational.
>>142615494How many kids stopped cycling because of gaudu?
Just woke up from a nap. Did I miss something? And no, I WILL NOT READ THE THREAD.
>>142615477>lost rider presumed chuted or dead>nobody caresOY VEY Adam Hansen is shambles
>>142615477>Another rider never reached the finish line or a control point, no one saw him retire
Do people just forget Remco can also sprint. There is no guarantee that Pog gets 8+10s today.
They call me Politt the way I be pulling it all day
>>142615541we can only hope remking attacks hard and we get a pog v remco battle for bonis
we're nearing the finale everyone. do you think pogacar will attack on the peyrol already or will he wait for the pertus
Gonna take a shitYall want anything ?
>>142615541Pog is going to give all the bonis to Remco so he overtakes Vingegaard
>15:00>50 km to go?
is anything going to happen today? and when?
>>142615549AYOOO
L*nterne Rouge just got mentioned on the official broadcast, it's so over
>>142615577they pedaled like x2.5 the watts they pedaled yesterday
>>142615577>>142615590they also started at 10:30 instead 13:30 like all the other days
>>142615494and who’s winning
ACK
>>142615477>>142615530Hey guys, Adam Hansen here, how's it going. I've spoken to the riders and we've come to the agreement that we don't need to hear about this. I'll be getting in touch with google and they'll have this information wiped from the search engine. Cheers.
UAE TEAM CAR PUNCTURE?!
>>142615574Remco is already ahead of vingegaard
>>142615524I think you’re just in time to get started
Getting the feeling this will end up in a massive semen slurping.
>>142615589why do people like LR? I genuinely want to know. Tried to watch his vids years ago and it's overly detailed analysis of the most minute and inconsequential things over an hour long...
>UNO-X at the frontlmao what
i am seeing bora, uae and quickstep trains in the front but no jumbo, who appear to be committing to their strategy of losing time
>>142615632>you are now aware that car tires are HOOKLESS
>>142615530>>142615531He was alive, he raced after thathttps://www.procyclingstats.com/rider/giuseppe-azziniStill died young but not there
waar is visma
if Jonas loose time today like on Galibier to Pogi then its overi will no longer believe
Zimzam a fraud
tete de la course bros....
can abrahamsen fuck of lol
there is visma and ineos
don’t like that bridge
CHUTE VISMA
>Van Gils not in the breakDishonorobru dispray
>Wout
>wout
HE'S ABSOLUTELY FINISHED
WOUT DOWN
W**T
Wout sisters....
LMAO
Chute van aert! the command center strikes again
WOUT VAN CHUTE
Big Chute
Dude can't even ride his bike, it's over
>>142615679F
>WOUT
KWAB VAN SHAERTBWAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
holy shit that looked nasty but he's finelooks like he hopped the curb, probably a good choice
big slip
WOUT DOWN OH NO FISH BROS HOW WILL WE SURVIVE TODAY?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAFUCK W*OUT
>Fraud van shart>Fraud van shart>Fraud van shart
sleepy wout
>>142615729wout "ik heb al genoeg 2de plaatsen" van aert
Could have been much much worse, insane how he went to the sideway
>VAN AERT literally means from the mud
Visma always ride like total assholes
what tramadol does a a mf...
>>142615757Vismas' strength increased when Wout chuted. Read from that what you will.
>>142615771All this jsut to perturb the inevitable uae train by 10 seconds
WAAR ZIT AYUSO
The frogs are letting her down again
Pretty slick riding, did well to keep it up as long as he did
Jonasbros im starting to worry
A certain Juan is missing again
wew
get ready for ATTAQUE DE POGACAR
Waar Ayuso
What does Van Aert do now that he's not even scoring second places anymore?Surely at some point the humiliation ritual eclipses these moral victories
>ayuso hiding againkek
lol ajoooso making sure he's not gonna pull today.
wout should unironically apologize (in person) to every rider in the peloton tommorrow for such a dangerous maneuver that could have wiped out all the favourites
steep
>>142615271Don't forget that you can get grants as well if you're low income as a student that you never have to pay back (not that most people pay back student loans off entirely anyway but that's a separate discussion). It's funny seeing it from another perspective - I'm a doc (anaesthetics but have worked in GP and other areas) and literally nobody can be fucked - more than happy to sign people off for whatever, not my problem. Until people find work worth it then why bother. Even those in medicine cba to do extra work because it's just not worth it, all about doing the minimum and going home basically, country is fucked. Have labour said anything about what they'd do to benefits? Would've thought they'd be better than the tories with them
>Juan Ajewso
>>142615818KWAB totale
>>142615827ajewso the most loyal domestique
dubs and remking wins today
>>142615814>>142615824I spotted a yellow helmet sneaking around at the back of the GC group, must be him
>>142615818
Here's how Kristoff can still win
>>142615851>>142615853great minds think alike
AYUSO GET YOUR DOG LOOKING ASS TO THE FRONT
>haigremember when he was a viable gc rider
>>142615729Whout?
Ayuso is literally me just doing nothing
>>142615892le Vuelta man
healy betrayal
>Vingo taking Pogi's wheel in the feed zone
>>142615892>tfw 2021 was 10 years ago:no face:
haha Jonas playing gameseven follows Pogi when he gets a bottle
>my greatest ally
>>142615916force of habit. he probably knows Pog's ass better than his own wife's
Carapaz should start riding for Healy, dude is so washed
>>142615931hehe
>fred wright +31:20>19 minutes behind worst grupettowhat the fuck happened?
>>142615916>>142615923I love how Vingegaard races Pogacar, such intense focus
>>142615963food poisoning
>>142615963Shadowban after a call from master Plugge
>>142615963Maybe they got raided again.
>>142615963bad bags for Bahrain this morning
KEVINEPOUSE MOI
Pogi attack at 20km to finish
something censored? free palestine?
whats the white stuff on the road?
>>142615985would you?
>>142600889
>>142615963Weak anglo
>>142615994You know exactly what it is
total death
Remco could attack now and Jonas would not give a single fuck
>>142615994chalk
>>142615994our broadcast said its some chalk or so they put on the road to help the asphalt with overheating
Auyso is back
>>142615994I passed around there with your mom
>Bardet cornerbasé
hannah walker gaping bumhole
>>142616038he was always there
>>142616051please delete
>>142616051id sniff her gape
I hate women so much its almost unhealthy lads
Bardet <3
pogi gonna attack at the last 900m of Mary
remco and pogi link up
>>142616071Don't worry it's natural, even God hate wom*n and commanded us to chain them up
*fake eagles sounds*
murder rock post
im getting sweaty palms now
>>142616143trust the plan we plan on losing time today
>>142616115based knower i kneel
Benoot having one of those famous TDF dopage days
>Remco getting bullied out of pogi's wheelTop kek
mfw
total pissma death
Remco got bullied out of his place
It’s over
Nothing will happen. Nothing ever happens.Even if something happens it won't matter. Nothing matters.
>>142616115and who wrote those books? that's what I thought, chud
>>142616154no jokes and no memesif Jonas gets dropped today then its cest fini
>>142609842>p*ying doctorsit's a question about cycling innitI thought maybe someone here had a chute before and can share experience
can't wait for the 200m GC sprint
he still has 4 with him there will be no attack in the next 15 km
>>142616179>only ME can look at Pogi's ass
>>142616242>but im not only racing Pogacar tho
They've fallen to the watt estimator lies? Sad
>front rim brake broke, one of the lever has play and won't come back to it's original position after I'm done braking>Bike shop guy told me it won't be ready until next weekweather is perfect too. FUCK.
>>142616242he genuinely look like ha have a lamp and a sofa made of human skin in his appartment
that one visma rider reminds me of harry maguire
>>142616237you mean 3 + ayuso
>>142616274Ayuso is pulling now
Carapaz riding himself into shape, he'll take back twenty minutes in the 3rd week
>>142616264My bike could explode right now and it wouldn't matter, I'm not riding it anyway It's like a flaming desert every day here and I'd rather just ride indoors
Ayuso haters BTFO.
>>142616212Had my share of chutes and had plenty of mates chute as well and I've never seen or heard of anything like you have. Thoughts and prayers is the best I can do but this seems too weird to ignore 2bh, the doc route may be necessary
>>142616264>he doesn't do his own maintenancegoy
AYUSO already gone????? fucking shitter
>>142616264This is why you have multiple bikes
>ayuso tiny turnHoly fucking kek
>>142616292already finished after 15sec kek
>5 seconds pulllmao
haha Ayuso gone
>>142616292well, that pull didn't last long
Jonas and elite fighting for pogis wheel lel
>>142616309I do everything myself but this time it's out of my game. Just re-did my bar tape, changed cassette and chain etc. I find no solution to this brake lever issue
Jonas alone I think
luv yates
>Hindlel
>>142613347GOONING to SSSniperwolf is a problem
topkek
Damn Yatesi always look so good
>ayuso
>>142616358based
>>142616358I hate flat stagers so much.
Went to poop hope attack won't happen in the next 4 minutes
EF kino as usual. I love EF, love Healy.
last 900m pogi attack
CAM ON BEN SCAR SOME FACKING WATTS
Ayuso still in G2
het is alleen maar pijn
Fish trying to fight with almeida lmao
>>142616358hmmmmm......
>>142616358shut it down
>>142616358I thought bertrand said etape 16eme was the one he would bring his sign
What does Mas do
big crowds on that corner
>>142616408Loses.
João slipping
>>142616358>earth is a sprint stage
>>142616309some things are too annoying/too expensive to buy the tools for
Superteambros?
rampas inhumanas
vingegaard can already taste those sweet seconds i bet
Diesel king dieseling
C'est fini.
GODLIC STRONK
>>142616417he will diesel himself back, no worries
Almeida dropping without even taking a turn lmao.
yep this TDF is over
>vingekwab
Tours over
Woah
MEMECO IS KILL
JONAS DED
Almeida hates rampas>alsoPOGI
>remking dropped for good>vingo dropped roglarogla and vingo both look like death kek
Its vingover
Jonas controlled effort like on Joux Plane?
VINEGAARD FUCKING WHEELSLURPER
damn did you see that advanced graphic with the distances, that was pretty cool
BASEDBASEDBASEDBASED
We are so back bros
Remcucked.
>>142616478yes, it's a win for vingoweek 3 will kill the pogachud
Vingo almost caught him
HEY WHAT HAPPENED Rusanon post webm please
30km of pure kino
RemK.O.
MY GOAT
nice twisty descend
pogi gaining crazy on descend
Bad day for lelgians
Kino footage
vingegaard could have caught him but he has to stick with the plan
Finally 30km of actual gc racing
Rog pas normale
>roglic catches vingo on the descent
ROGLIC - JONAS ALLIANCE INCOMGIN
if you chute on that desecend youre dead
WHY CANT HE DESCENT????????
>>142616515Nah don’t worry he’s coming back
Where the fuck is Fishboy?
It's Remcover
>>142616538he used be to a downhill skier, you know
>loosing time on the descentW/kg sisters?
Get out of the way, fishfraud
>>142616546No power
>>14261654616s behind chilling with rog
>>142616542Crash got to him
>>142616542He is afraid due to recent crash, was better descender than Tadej till then
Remkings this was supposed to be our stage
extremely kino
Ving is nothing without Sepp Kussen
>>142616542He's a family man now
Jonas giga shit at going downhill
>>142616566Vingo getting motodrafted they're just not showing himnetflix production order to make next season's worthwhile
Roglic is actually quite good. Probably will end up 2nd again
Rodriguez coming in behind like a rocket.
Rolling for a crash for the dopeur
Remco will join soon
im sure fishboy will pull :^)
>>142616586too bad good ol' Seppke got too cocky
>>142616600uh oh
Tapendadol Rog will guide Fishboy down.
>>142616600which one
>>142616600>entire top 4 chutes
>>142616586Kussen > Lemmen
>>142616600But which one?
jonas thinking about that mortgage
>>142616600Doperbros, not like this.
Jonas needs to unfuck himself or he will become like Ilnur
Oops
/elite/ gaining time on the dirty american betrayer (ayuso)
Almost Itzulia'd, Pog.
Jesus Pog
feckless Pogacar
God Carlito is such a good descender
>>142616600LMAO ALMOST GOT HIM
just half way down crazy mountain
vamos Remcolito
pogi keeps looking down at his bikemechanical?
Remco group will reach jonas and roglic will just become slurp g2 and he wins the sprint lol Pogachad x Remking alliance
>>142616696he's talking on the radio
this is too damn scary to watch
Fish getting saved by roglic
>>142616696Our commentators think so
SOVL
>>142616696pretty sure he looks at the map on his head unit to see turns ahead
Zone Bardet
ROMAIIIIIIIIINNNNNNN
>>142616717
>BardetSOVL
Yeah that's going to be a 200 franks fine for Bardet.
>tdf riders will never descent past and crash in the little rain trench in front of your housewhy even live, bros?
yeah it’s nice but there’s an epic battle happening so CAN WE MOVE THE FUCK ON
>Votez Bardetkino
vingo and rog caught remking vindicated
G2 syndrome about destroy Jonas
rogla and fish caught
Why did Bardet stole a flag from a random dude?
evenepoel b like: you may beat me in the corners but i'll beat you in the straights
>>142616358holy based
Remking will want podium so he’s just going to out bonni the competition lol
Doper set another record.
was that Pinot he hugged?
that guy bardet stopped to greet is the same guy that gave him a water bottle in the vuelta i think
>>142616765Dude didn't want to let go kek
>>142616766Really enjoying how Remco plays to his strengths here, no need to go into the red in the climbs when you can just come back in the descend/flat
fish pulling kek
I LOVE POGI I LOVE POGI I LOVE POGI I LOVE POGI
>>142616781>>142616790power of dubs.
Kino desu
>>142616809mister third week is the strongest
>>142616796ok
>>142616796context? he didn't have supplies at the vuelta?
>>142616781skrrrrt
>>142616810Kindly thank you sir
>>142616813American moment.
lol did pog just refuse the bidon from the vittel moto
Jonas has an excited gun in his pants
Remkings, it's over
>>142616802I think he’s just shit
KINO group
remking DROPPED from the group
>>142616809he's just dropping everyone
>>142616842he said at the top he gets one
Vingegaard looks cooked
disgusting motopacing for Jonas while they only did it for Pogi when he talked with the neutral moto
>>142616854It was
What is memco doing? Just keep sucking their wheel.
>>142616858ahh ok
Jonasbros i have thrown in the towela 2nd place on the podium is still a good result
>dedicated diesel camBased
Remco dud
They're coming back
Rog looks good. Maybe it's him who will do raids on mountains in the 3rd week
>>142616871his tempo
Remco kill
Vingegaard burning matches
Come on Remco
Time is a circle
Vingo and Rog getting motopaced but it's fine
jonas breathing heavily
Stop motopacing the fish!
RIP Remco
>God I wish that were me
>>142616874Not for the man of fishes. Not for clean cycling justice.
>>142616887COME ON FISHIE
hi I'm at work and can't watch this stagethank you for reading my blog
Roglic bros we are so back
>>142616874gap's closing somewhat
KAM ON MEMCO SCORE SOME FAKING WATTS
its over roglic
netflix funded motopacing
ROGLIC NOOOOO
KILL THE FISH POG, HARPOON THIS MOTHERFUCKER. Btw I'm at the aquarium seeing all vingegaards cousins
Fuck off pogacar cocksucker Matt Stephens
>>142616903Yes.. However...
Rog dead
ROGLIC BROOOOOOOOOOOS
>>142616903kek
Vinge stronk as fuck
>>142616879Jonas that is
CAM ON JONAS
>>142616881its our commentators copinglachée
Does Pog have a mechanical?
>>142616903>he's dropped 5 seconds laterlike pottery
and this is only WEEK 2 Jonas
WTF JONAS
>>142616903
HE KEEPS LOOKING BACK
Pogi cracking
jonas going to go right by pogacar
Dubs and Jonas breaks his legs on the descend
>>142616919SAVE THE FISH, PRESERVE THE BIODIVERSITY
GLYNGØRE
FISHMANS THE DREAM IS ALIVE
How much is the fish?
>>142616961YES YESS
Remking dieselpower
>>142616941he’s dieseling to Roglic. already
Vinge looks disgustingly small this year, like a little gollum
KINO timing on top,
If only Remco has enough BALLS to keep up.
>>142616931kek
vingo closing in on pog while remking is closing in on rog
>>142616825bardet and evenepoel were in a breakaway and some guy gave bardet an opened bottle of water and they both drank from it which they usually don't recommend
blatant motorpacing for poogicunt
jonas looks good desu
Moto had to pull back. It became too obvious.
VINGEGAARD 3rdWEEK WILL KWAB POGACHUD
>>142616993had to wait two days for that one huh
>motopacingthese motards are so retarded how difficult is it to stay behind the riders
>>142616943he's missing a mechanical
COME ON JONAS CLOSE THE GAP BEFORE THE DESCENT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>Evenpoel 49''grim
THE DOPER IS SCARED
Colagno sabotaging Pogi every year with their shit bikes
Constantly looking back. Sure sign of cracking
THe top 4 are all getting motopaced for our entertainment btw
Fish needs another moto pull
fuck he's right behind him
lots of wildflowers on the side of the road :)
>>142617017Hehe
>>142616972FISHMEN ASSEMBLE
>>142617032They both are tbf
Pog nervous.
>>142617012We've had two rest days pal, pipe down
Pogi is done
The thing is Pogacar hopes for descend now lmao
Duvel shirt spotted
>>142617000alright, stay hydrated.
>>142616943ITV were saying they think his tyre lost pressure when skidding.
Jonas looking dead
It's Pogover
damn vingegaard must have prepared really well
THERE ARE STILL TWO WEEKS FISH BROS, FUTURE LOOKS BRIGHT.
>aaaaa my motor is not working
jonas going ghoul mode
ATTACKING OVER THE TOP JONAS
ah yes he can wheelsuck again
I love CYCLISSIMO so much
HE'S FUCKING DONE IT BROS WEEK 3 IT'S ALL ABOUT WEEK 3
Remgods lets give roglic a warm welcome to our goon group
>>142617052
>can't even beat 2nd week Jonas
tf is pogi doing
KINOINO
Remco dieseling himself back
Jonas is fucking flying we got this bros
these two look so much more cooked than pog and vingo its not even funny
>>142617096Literally
>
problem with e-motor
Aysuo spotted
Are they waiting for Memco? Very respectful move by them
>>142617126The bags ran out!
>>142617135I really like how we have the Pogi-Vinge arc and the secondary Rogla-Remco arc, really makes it interesting for different GTs
Great stage this
>Vingegaard, Pogacar - Villains>Remco, Roglic - Heroessimple as
i would like to take a moment to say that i fucking love ciclismo
Pog is gone, he is dead
Pogi has no reason not to wheelsuck and sprint now
damn these two are amazing
Pogi sisters, I don't feel so good
Why the fuck is Jonas working?
if Jonas wins this stage im gonna cum in my fucking pants
>>142617176that would be too smart thing to do
>>142617176surely he won't wheelsuck after all that coping and seething of yesterweek
just doesn't seem possible that vingegaard is clean
>>142617196Send proofs
>>142617188>Pogi sisters
they found a bloodbag !!
reeee why is pogi pulling
Remking wins this 100%
>>142617196we need to think longterm fishbros.. gc win or bust
This is where pogi loses yellow
cam on RemRog, 35 seconds now
The future belongs to Remco
Vingo just cheated death again
damn we almost had vingegaard's back wheel sliding out
Vingegaard won the Tour today
Vinge will win the Tour tbf. As soon as the road goes uphill dude becomes Pantani
>>142617236>Stage 11 2022 Albertville › Col du Granon>today stage 11would be like clockwork
>>142617244They will drop at the climb again
disgusting dope fiend
Heia Jonas!
Should have bet a grand on Tête de la Course
The doper is losing it. No confidence remaining.
doping should be allowed
it does seem like a questionable decision by ASO to throw a bunch of white crap on the descents to cause slides
Roglic and remco killing eachother as a side dish
This climb is too easy for Vingechud to drop Poogachud
>>142617290been wondering how safe this is, chalk usually increases grip but alternating road surface like that alone cant be good
>>142617150How did they even came there with or without bike ?
Based Remking
inb4 he crashes into a post and finishes himself off
remco does NOT like slurpers
>>142617290I think it's paint that's been cleaned away.
Based Remco
Come on Remco!!!
How can a man who spent two weeks in a hospital 3 months ago can be this good?
pedal you fucking little shit
cmon Jonas just fucking hammer it to the top7W/kg all the way
>>142617323Fish y agua.
>>142617323Generational talent
>>142617308Dopage
>>142617323*squeaks*
>>142617287100% no more spastic attacks, tails between his legs now. Thought he could showboat with 30km attack lmao.
fishboi not even breathing
BERNAL, JORGENSOHN and AYUSO 3:30 behindBUITRAGO group has S YATESI 2:30
>>142617323ketones
Remco <3 Roglic
>>142617323lack of GOONING does a body good
Remco is being rude to old people
>>142617323Fetus stem cells.exosomes GHK-CU And many more which we don't even know
Imagine the week 3 time gains
Remco should go <30 asap
>>142617323We already discussed this, it's his ghola
>>142617323fish oil
Doping should be allowed, so that we would see some hearth attacks and crazy dope combinations, rider psychosis, dope rage etc.
>>142617323now imagine if Jonas didnt crashoh boy
>>142617354>I also wish I was back doing my old sport, you know
>>142617323>inhalesmedical exemption
Did UAE mess up their fueling strategy?
>>142617354kek based
>>142617323>this goodhe's operating at 33% capacity at most, we are not ready for what could have been him did he not chute
Vingegaard takes water into his mouth, passing the gills just behind its head on each side. Dissolved oxygen is absorbed from—and carbon dioxide released to—the water, which is then dispelled. The gills are fairly large, with thousands of small blood vessels, which maximizes the amount of oxygen extracted
In 3 days time Vingegaard will take the Yellow Jersey back.
Pogacar is cooked. He is about to get dropped like a rock. Probably won't even finish 2nd
Visma jersey looks like a bus seat
>20 seconds faster downhill>30 seconds slower uphillAll according to plan, just tiring fishboy
oh god Jonas please try and attack on this climb when it become 7%
>>142617369he'd be dropping motos on the climbs
>>142617323biggest doping fraud in cycling look at his junior performances he was 100th at the tour de avenier with 22. If he had this magical V02 max why did he suck so hard in his first 6? years
Remco attack at 4km
jonas shitt talking on the big disrespectufl little shit
>>142617373Simple as. They have already drawing up doses as Jonas was loaded up to DYA amberlamps.
>>142617383
when pog gives turn the pace goes down and he breathes like a fucking frog. unironically vinge wins the sprint for stage
Roglic getting orders from a zoomer lmao.
>>142617323he do be fishin'
jonas on big chainringpogi on small chainring
dentist bikes beating reliable specialized
Jonas big ring chadTadej small ring virgin
AH CMON JONAS JUST DO A LITTLE CHEEKY ATTACK
>>142617437tarmac is by far the most popular 10 grand bike. by far
kirby pls fucking kys
>>142617443Jonas crosschaining and losing wattsPogi chain perfectly aligned, 100% power transfer
>>142617430Roglic is cooked, Remco should solo this
>>142617463Jonas bike is already faster by default because its more aero, Pogis bike sucks ass sadly
both look like they are barely riding z3 now
>>142617385kek, it’s that color that masquerades shitstains
Jonas' schlong kinda visible
>>142617461Most rich boomers I saw in mallorca this year were cruising either Colnago or Pinarello
if Jonas daps on Pogi in the sprint he wil mentally destroy Pogi
>fishboy can't drop a dehydrated pogigrim
Gaps are off today, not timing them but they are much smaller than on the screen.
>>142617484not today, vingo is on the climbing bike with handlebars like 4 cm wider than his shoulders
>>142617380
they can't win the le tour here, but they can lose it
>>142617385fuck, they do
please wait for remco and rog guise
wew, slippy roads
>>142617497he wont tho
Rodriguez will get those two minutes back on this short descent
>>142617528dont worryJonas is gonna play games
pog should do a sanic froome here that will fair give him the creeps
ROGLIC CHUTE ITS FUCKING OVER
ROGLIC CHUTE
>Chutelic
CHUTE
rog ded
It's Rogover
rog ded :(
ROGLIC DED
>roglic
>>142617542CHUTE ROG
Roglic closes the vcoverage.
>>142617533uh oh, ROG?!
SIC SEMPER SLURPERS
>roglickek
Classic Rog
oh no sleepy rog
rogbro’s…
JONAS
WTF??????????????????????
Pog was cooked
IT'S SO OVER
Pogacar is DEAD
>>142617535AAAAAAAAAAAAA KEK
POGOVEROGOVER
>>142617461yes, dentist bikes are the less common expensive bikes
vingo winsremking +25
Jonas gaan.
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWFISHBROS WE ARE SO BACK
HOLY SHIT
I'M GONNA SQUEAK
State of Slovenia
Holy shit, that was the worst pogi sprint i've ever seen
KINO STAGE
What a surprising finish
POOGI CUNT IS FUCKING DEAD END OF THE 2ND WEEK HE'LL DNFJONAS BROS WHERE WE AT?
Remco under 28” not bad solidifying the. podium
>>142617497OH NO NO NO POGISISTERS NOT LIKE THIS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAH
VIN DE GARDE
Tramadoglic bros.....
fuck bros this is the worst outcome today
If rusbert was serious about his bet then he lost today.
>>142617629
Vingegaard so doped it’s not even funny
VINDERGAARD
Oh come the fuck on
Vingechads what’re we eating tonight?
pogbros... its so over :'(
should i be rooting for the dane or the slovene? Who is the good guy? I haven't watched since the Froome/Nibali days
how the fuck do you lose this
YEEEEEEEEEEESVINGEGAARD
Le wholesome plebbit chungus BTFOLong live vingo
CICCONE only 1:50 behindLast year they would all be 5 minutes behind on a stage like this
Pogacar must mentally bent at this point
where's replay of Rog's chute
What a kino stage, and that fucking ending.
Jonas Rigigard
FUCKING POGIMERDA GET FUCKEDLOSING A SPRINT TO SMALL CLIMBER LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
Pogacar worked himself to death to lose a sprint against Jonas for 25 seconds on Remco lol
Roglic is cursed
I fear for Vingegaard's daughter
>>142617659Dane if you like dopersSlovene if you ciclismo dopers
>>142617661Second rate dopage
I am not saying this is doping. But THIS is DOPING
>>142617659both are the bad guys
POGBITCH BTFO
>>142617649brb gonna coom real quick
he was in a too easy gear
HahahahaPogacar will be very very fearful of the 3rd week.
>>142617659both are bad guys, the good guys are on #3 and #4
they were all dead except ciccone for some reason
VAR lines confirm: Vingegaard wins
sorry but if he loses here he will get raped in the piers
have they released any footage of roglic crash?
Pogs face.He is broken.
I'm eating fish burgers today, lads
>>142617705HANG THIS IN STATENS MUSEUM FOR KUNST
Vingegaard odds TUMBLING. I locked in at 3xeasiest money I will ever make
>>142617711precisely
>10. F. Gall +2:38
>>142617710He already mentally buck-broken.
amazing stage
>>142617714Ciccone stayed with a bunch I think probably could’ve gone faster
Lanterne Rouge feasting
Pogacar took 8 seconds and Vingo 5. So Pogi still gained time on him. Why are you spazz going insane?
slavshitsissies...its ogre
>>142617745
Good guys we are so back. Redditors BTFO.
Vingegaard will get better in the 3rd week.Pogacar will get weaker, he already has the Giro in his legs.
>>142617710Yeah, all the cockiness about "le heckin' gravel attack why didn't Jonas work :((((" and now he's been BTFO'd whilst Jonas did most the work. It's so over for poogacunt.
Pog’s tires look quite a bit wider than fishes.
>>142617659Root for the Belgian Remco, he is a midget seether which makes him /our guy/ (Pogacar is reddit, Vingegaard is Twitter, Roglic is Facebook)
Vingo crying out of guilt
>>142617745because public opinion states that jonas is way better on long climbs so if pog cant beat him here he will get shit on in week 3
NO BALLS
look at Jonas tweaking lol
GOOD GUY JONASTHE CHAMPION OF THE PEOPLE
Week 3 bros it's happening
>couldnt do this without my familytrine is a dope mule isnt she
Not like this... NOT LIKE THIS
>>142617745You'll find out why soon lil bro.
If Jonas beats Pog on week 3 I'm so done with this shit sport
no no no no no i will stop watching cyclismo forever if fishboy wins a 3rd in a row
I don’t buy it lying loser dopeur
this is the annoying british cunt btw
>muh family
>>142617786cam on, start it already
>>142617786Pogisissies, it's omega over
Frieda category
>>142617809? She has good takes unironically
Pogi looks like he didn't eat or drink enough again
Vingegaard is not at 100% btw, he only took 35s on Pogacar on Pertus. At 100% he should take 15min minimum
But on a serious noteWhy can't ROGLIC just stay on his bike?It's literally this easy
SRAM Bros finally
>Primož "I can't keep my bike straight" Roglič
>>142617805>>142617807just like you said last yearwhen are you gonna stop lying
SOVL FAMILY MANPogachud could never
BREAKING: Steff CRAS 19th
>>142617797>two more weeks meme was actually real
whys this fagg cryingi hate him so much
>>142617830:D
>>142617745Losing time is a win for Visma, keep up
>>142617828When he was alone he asked for sugar to the Vittel moto but they only had water
>>142617839Please give this man training wheels for his bike this can't keep happening
>>142617659one is a timid good-hearted autist and the other is a chipper wild ass of a good-hearted autist. rare case of two good guys.
Tadej let him win
>>142617840When you and your doped up nobody drops dead. Everybody can see through this pale doped up fishmonger faggot
>>142617839I suspect he just cannot ride without being bandaged everywhere
the face of the masseur kek
you may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like
>>142617827>She has good takes unironically
Jonas, I want to cuddle. He's a humble nice guy who has a family, not just a whore gold digger leech of a girl friend like poogacunt.
>>142617870
>>142617874>those glasses>that hairlinepure kino
>>142617809No, she’s good.You’re retarded.
>>142617774>Root for the Belgian Remco, he is a midget seether which makes him /our guy/ (Pogacar is reddit, Vingegaard is Twitter, Roglic is Facebook)kekhere have a cluster b whore for the lol
twitterberts what is the word on the w/kg estimator street?
remco all smiles, other three guys look like a heap of misery
>>142617805Good fuck off you frog cunt. Go clear up the barriers from todays stage, french are teh cumsocks of professional cycling.
peacock commentator called this a “different kettle of fish.” What did he mean by this?>confirmed peacock announcers lurk on /cyc/
>>142617890neck yourself burger
>>142617871I bet r*glic could help me diagnose my trauma leg worm
Pogacar bonked. In normal conditions he never ever lose that sprint
>>142617905Calm down retard
;(crie
SO SO PROUD OF YOU
>>142617904litteral alien tier
>>142617858Jesus Christ, two years in a row he's bonked and they haven't sorted it out. At least I'm presuming the last two years were hunger bonks.
This is one for the good guys
>>142617924I cry every time.
>crying Jonasok he's my boy now
>>142617921stop (youing) me you fat fuck go shoot up a walmart
>>142617928last year after the bonk he said he was eating a lot but his stomach was full and didnt absorb anything
>>142617902
>finish stage>have to pedal some more
>For the first time in his career, Tadej Pogacar loses an uphill sprint in a Grand Tour.
So what exactly did Jonas ingest during the "rest" day?
Will the sprinters even make it?
Pogi seeething
GC
>>142617928No, he's just impulsive adhd retard that attack whenever he wants and his yesmen team lap it up. He lost the races because he's a brainlet, and because he does dumb shit like races the classics because he's soooo le heckin' like merckx
>>142617786I've seen enough, I'm getting rid of my balls tomorrow
>>142617903You're fat and a latent homosexual. I shit right where you breath pussy
Jonas loves his mommy gf so much bros, it's so wholesome.
>>142617864post more super costanza memes fren>>142617888checked. no one will ever have the panache, savoir faire, je ne sais quoi, or X-factor of prime Super Costanza
>total seethe because his annoying gf (whom even he doesn't want to marry) doesn't get a free pass to the Olympics>can't even beat Vingo in a sprintit's so over for "pogi"
Jonas deviated
>>142617902remco went from it's over to I'm back to it's over to I'm back to I'm SO back
>>142617965top 10
>>1426179654 hjaelpers there
Ok, fishman is my boy now too.
Perfect day to have some fish tacos for dindins
>>142617965>half of UAE in top 10If Jonas wins it it'll be robbery of the century
>>142617986Whelp, at least he's smart enough to not marry that gold digger.
>>142617965its gonna be another GT where the guy in 10th is 20-30 minutes behind
>>142617954it is over for him>>142617976>I have better watts than you>my preferred rider has beaten your preferred rider>he'll go on to win the tour for the 3rd time in a rowfrench will never win another tour but thanks for hosting it every year
>>142617965Gee eleventh now I assume, all part of the plan so he can go in the break and sneak onto the podium
>>142617965Ayuso getting his deserved punishment
Gallbros we are starting to cooksurely week tree we gonna do a pas normale
>>142617986i would like vinge a lot more if he still had the hairalready like him too
>>142618026it jus tmakes his behaviour even worse considering he is getting absolutely nothing from it
he needs to shave. this looks terrible
>>142617965Why is UAE abbreviated as UAD
>>142618050its a joke he running with Ander Mielkesays he is gonna shave when Trine arrives to the TDF
>>142618059United Arab Dopeurs
>UAE slave all day>got cocky>absolutely BTFO'd in the endKEKEKEKEKEK
>>142618050surely that's not such a grim hairline as to require the bertcut ?
Very glad I got a hunch not to bet on Pog. Surely I have some bad luck incoming
>>142618026I mean, maybe he simply didn't have the watts to help.
>>142618074fucking love to see it
Still waiting for Team classification but this is the top tree.
>>142618064>mayo and chipsbelgians are mentally ill
I imagine tismbert sitting in a yurt watching le tour while someone outside is throat singing.
>>142618059I heard it's because the team changed names a bunch of times in the first months of oiler takeover and it was something like Team UAE Abu Dhabi at firstcould be bullshit though
>UAE pulling all day for a vinge victoryThank you, oildrones
Pogacar rode that final like a knucklehead
UAE are now going to have to get the most from the team, no more yates or almeida rolling in for a decent position. All hands on deck.
TICK TOCK PLATEAU DE BEILLE IS COMING
>>142617947say something original retard
>>142618114Or because they can't use a country 3 letter code for a team
>>142617323BPC 157, EPO, low dose T, etc.
new thread >>142618100new thread >>142618100new thread >>142618100
bets for GC? someone here claims it's vinge first now
Pretty cool fight for the normal guys GC
>>142618138would make sense
>>142618128100%, pretty fast uphill finish around a bend. He on paper has better kick so should have been in front so vinge has to go long way around barrier but no, brainlet move.
Pertus was a Combloux-like performance apparently
kek
>>142617888>>142617874>>142617982lol h*ck yeah
>>142617809looks a bit mtf? but imo shes superhot
>>142617839does he not get the same time as Remco since he crashed with 3 km left?
>>142617984immediately start posting more pics of that dark-haired chick with huge honkers, leaf
>>142601001Idk
>>142619040Nobody have sacrificed their body to the UCI gods yet. As Mads said: "Jeg er jo ikke dum i hovedet"
