Tour de France (2.UWT)Stage 13Agen - Pau165.3 kmStartlist:https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/tour-de-france/2024/startlistGC after stage 12:https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/tour-de-france/2024/stage-12-gcLive stats:https://racecenter.letour.fr/enhttps://www.procyclingstats.com/race/tour-de-france/2024/stage-13/liveStreams:https://tiz-cycling-live.io/https://cycling.today/live-streaming/Eurosport / Discovery+ / France TV / RTBF / RTVE / Rai / NOS / iTV13:15 CETPrevious thread:>>142665583
>>142682960Current and upcoming races:29.06 - 21.07 Tour de France 2.UWT07.07 - 14.07 Giro d'Italia Women 2.WWT07.07 - 14.07 Tour of Qinghai Lake 2.Pro13.07 - 15.07 Tour de l'Ain 2.114.07 Giro dell'Appennino 1.117.07 - 21.07 Baloise Ladies Tour 2.1 WE21.07 La Picto - Charentaise 1.1 WE22.07 - 26.07 Ethias-Tour de Wallonie 2.Pro23.07 Vuelta a Castilla y Leon 1.124.07 - 04.08 Volta a Portugal em Bicicleta 2.125.07 Prueba Villafranca - Ordiziako Klasika 1.127.07 Olympic Games ME - ITT [Olympics]27.07 Olympic Games WE - ITT [Olympics]30.07 Kreiz Breizh Elites Féminin 1.1 WE02.08 - 04.08 Tour de Berlin Féminin 2.1 WE03.08 Olympic Games ME - Road Race [Olympics]04.08 Olympic Games WE - Road Race [Olympics]04.08 - 07.08 Arctic Race of Norway 2.Pro05.08 - 09.08 Vuelta a Burgos 2.Pro10.08 Donostia San Sebastian Klasikoa 1.UWT12.08 - 18.08 Tour de France Femmes avec Zwift 2.WWT12.08 - 18.08 Tour de Pologne 2.UWT13.08 - 16.08 Tour du Limousin-Périgord - Nouvelle Aquitaine 2.114.08 - 18.08 PostNord Tour of Denmark 2.Pro15.08 Grote Prijs Yvonne Reynders 1.1 WE 15.08 Tour of Leuven - Memorial Jef Scherens 1.1 17.08 - 08.09 La Vuelta Ciclista a España 2.UWT>Mecha-Rusbert's webm folders:https://pastebin.com/Y15cg3xg>Bert van Koers' ciclismo quizzes:https://www.sporcle.com/user/Bert_van_Koers/quizzes/>Races info:https://www.procyclingstats.com/https://firstcycling.com/>Free streams:https://tiz-cycling-live.io/https://cycling.today/live-streaming/>Velodrama league code:11453895
>>142682960we died again?
>>142682974page 9
>>142682981A thousand squeakers are sacrificed at the Camembert throne every day so LAFAY can never truly die
>>142682999fugggg
Ayuso out it's over for pogi
Lafay 3.0 unleashed on Bastille day
>>142682999o__O bert...
Fignon is literally me and I'm tired of pretending I don't GOON to myself frens
>>142682999begone satan
>>142682999Fish are immune to coof
>kill you chance of a breakaway winSmartest dane
>mfw we get another second place today
>>142682999based plague spreader
>>142682981decathlon is riding for fraud bennett
e ride o ride tomorrow
>>142683016thinking they kicked him out for his misbehaviour
>>142682999it's over
yeah why the fuck ISN'T Lapeira in the break?
Kämna leaving Bora
Damn, fuck this tropical weather.Rain did not come to cool things down, now all the humidity is still in the air.
normally I get over my past failed relationships by going for a bikeridehowever it's raining and this tour is slurpage brutale, wat nou?
How much longer until the slurping ends?
Abrahamsen is such a dummy
>>142683156Tourmalet tomorrow
>>142683149Ride in the rain. It can be fun if the temps are warm. just clean & dry your bike after.
>>142683171His teamate attacking before he could get mountain points isn't exactly the smartest move
>>142683145perfect cycling weather here. did a cheeky 40 km lunch ride today.
>>142683191fuck mountain points on a day with 2 cat 4 climbs
>>142683171They should give him a King of the Breakaway jersey
>>142683176hm...that seems like a dubious proposal
moho slurping again?
If me bike has 160mm rotors on can I swap a 140mm rotor on without changing the caliper?
>>142683215it's not like he can really get points at cat 2 and above
>>142683240only if you want to fly off the side of a mountain
>>142683240>not upgrading to 203mm rotorsNGMI
yea Cortbros im thinking this is a sure WKwaito is an old fucker who surely can't sprint anymore
>>142683215And now they'll even lose the stage to boot.
>>142683246It's not like he has any change of keeping the jersey to Nice.
>>142683181
Slurp stage
>>142683288that bike is so ugly
>>142683240at most you would need different adapter
>>142683240the breaking experience might be sub-par
>>142683277Cort is gonna do his magic trick of fucking over sprinters
>>142683305Brtek shall I go ride in the rain like my lunatic burger compatriot said ?you seem like an unbiased source for this kind of questions
Eh, me quite-o not winning with Cort or Gregoire.Still nice to see him doing shit.
>>142683319Are you being paid to ride in the rain?
PEAK PERFORMANCEEAKPERFORMANCE
Uhm.... bjerts? Can I join the 300 club yet?
>>142683346Does commuting count?
>>142683365Of course not, you can always go by a car
>>142683319check bert is weakminded. you have to consider how important cycling fitness gains are for you. you will only be wet, it isn't a big deal.
>>142683346to the contrary I am p*ying to ride not in the rain
>>142683359berts. ~230 ftp here. recommend me a training plan to break 300
>>142683204Ahem +26
Hey guys.You know what would be a super cool idea?A /cyc/ meet-up at one of the stages next year. Preferably at Alpe d Huez.It would be so cool, just usblads kicking it back in nature and waiting fir the peloton to arrive. We can get drunk and try to get on TV.Who's in?
>>142683376
>>142683354fignon and the announcer sean kelly were best frens and im tired of pretending otherwise frens
eddy twerx
>>142683171pls do not bully him he's trying really hard
>>142683395holy BASED. im in frens. ive always wanted to visit L'Alpe D'Huez like BASED fignon. HOLY BASED. then we can go write graffiti on his old training center at the base of the Pyrenees. just us dudes hangin out. HOLY BASED im in frens.
>>142683395I don't want to meet any of you.
Danish bridges could never
HAPPENING
Echelons
/cyc/ was (literally) sleeping on echelonkino
>>142683438
Cortbros its not looking good
SPLIT SPLIT SPLIT SPLIT SPLIT SPLIT SPLIT SPLIT SPLIT SPLIT SPLIT SPLIT SPLIT SPLIT SPLIT SPLIT SPLIT SPLIT SPLIT SPLIT SPLIT SPLIT
>>142683487told ya
oh baby
POGI PULLING
echelons are shit when the top GC riders are all good at them
>>142683291>Full gas stage, 50km/h avg>Groups all over the road>SluuurpTourist are out of control.
>Pogachud is so afraid of Fishboy in the mountains that he tries any trick to gain timeLol
Are the TdF games moddable?
Has the Tour ever been rigged the way the Euros are rigged for certain countries right now? How would you rig it? Team agreements to win?
>>142683434Rude>>142683460Not rude
>>142683531Visma started the split my dear non-schizo
>UAE hammer it again>Almeida and Yates miss the split
>>142683531he's going to say vinge is afraid of him again
Spaghetti is just over rated. I refuse to believe otherwise. It sprays sauce all over your clothes and hardwood floor as you eat it. Far superior pastas out there.
>>142683542Yeah, i'm sure you got some proofs to back up your ridiculous claims.
>>142683531>>142683531>It didn't work last year, or the year before that, but this year I will win by some random seconds on a breakaway stage
>>142683542
>>142683542>How would you rig it?By letting certain teams and Star guys take all the drugs they want
What a weird stage
>>142683560eat tagliatella instead, much better
Roglic chuting is lazy script writing at this stage. Get some new material
>>142683560you clearly need to improve your slurping techniques
>>142683541PCM very much, tdf only stats are moddable
>>142683569peak squeak
why isn't KÜNG going in breaks like this
ayuso hates cagies confirmed
>>142683627He's washed.
>>142683395i'll bring my puck doll
American just wants to go bikepacking in France
>>142683630aren't we all
Why the fuck is Cavendish dropped again
ARD fags living the good live
>>142683642n-no
>>142683387TSS of 500-600 a week. Do a 3hr ride with 2x30m at sweetspot at least once a week. Another session sith 6x50s full gas. 8-10hr a week total.
>>142683604How's the aesthetic modding scene? can I make anime characters race? or changing uniforms is all we can do?
>>142683668I hate Florian Naß so much
>>142683630funny looking chap. weird face. bit alien
>>142683660Trust the plan, schizo said he will win another three stages.
Remco looking like he served some time and was just released from jail>>142683668wie Gott in Frankreich leben
What sort of dish is caven anyway
>>142683654is he speaking in French as well or is it just being subtitled?
chute
WAY to many Belgoids in this break, I'm afraid one of them could winRik Van Steenbergen
CHUTE
>>142683690what kind of haircut is that
>>142683696No he spoke in american
comicale
ilan VAN riding a shimano bike after a chute
Remco taking out Wilder
>>142683709JUST
The smoothest Shimano assistance I ever saw
Can anyone explain how the fuck Jasper aka Disaster ended up alone in this echelone?
>>142683695Dish washed
>van killder
>all those sprinters that fought so hard to catch the break caught behind the splitlmao
>>142683721He only has one good teammate, who doesn't actually give a shit
>>142683668Ill say it again. Want to kill Florian Naß. I want to murder, annihilate, white out, destroy, assassinate, execute, slaughter Florian Naß.
>>142683721Good bike jockeyStan Ockers
>>142683713looks like my 1500eur canyon
SHUT THE FUCK UP DANIWE KNOW WHAT A NEUTRAL SERVICE IS YOU DUMB BITCH
marion
Is Almeida still there?
>>142683709>aérodynamique
durianrider about to make his next spesh slander video
well that's embarrassing
>>142683395Attention payers know this man is an organ stealing cannibal
Wout is gonna save white cyclismo from getting blacked and you’ll aren’t ready for this
>>142683711bummer
>>142683668All sponsored from wagieslavie tax money, lmao.Not my problem
>>142683782nearly fucking took out remco
>>142683789I forgot about camperbernd. I don't want to know what's going in there. rumor has it that a rider had to do a poomoulintje and went inside his van. all we know was that this rider was DNF at the end of the stage.
Mohoric is having an awful Tour
>>142683824chi rho symbol?
>>142683793if black wins I will not watch a sprint stage for the next 10 years
>>142683824is this problematic
>>142683782rare assist from Shimano
>>142683838year* Dude peaked at strade
>>142683824Heretics !
>>142683654>>142683711but first, some useful phrases!
anime
>>142683824Is that some masonic shit
wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
anyone notice they never show penis graffito on roads anymore?
>>142683835>>142683869fuck off
>>142683872What the fuckRetard
>>142683842>>142683850>>142683859>>142683871
>>142683877Anime website
>>142683872lel
>>142683240depending on what type of mount but on mine i just had to flip the mouting adapter on the front and remove it on the back to go from 160 to 140
>>142683875ASO have a car going around painting over shit they dont want people to see
Based abrahamsen
benny hill
>>142683468>echelons at nearly 3000m altitudebrutal
he just wants to wear the polka dots
Richie stretching the legs a little
the whore babylon takes her lunch
>>142683867>On m'a violé
What happened to cav? wasn't here for the last hour
>Woot voon Oort
>>142683896Just paint the road 5 minutes before the first riders pass.
ben healy is the new geschke (worthless tv slurp)
CARAPAZ CARAPAZ CARAPAZ>>142683896
>>142683935They had to climb a molehill
>>142683935missed the split
>>142683896wish they'd paint over some of these wheelsuckers
Why is jumbo pulling? WOut sprint?
visma pulling just for wout to inevitably fuck up the sprint again
>>142683965si
they should have guns and you have to shoot a target at the points lines to actually get points
>>142683941*vomit*
>>142683965Probably. Drop as many sprinters as possible so they don't get in his way
brilliant idea my visma to have wout go for the sprint 1 day before toumalet so he can chute and doesnt have to help jonas tmorrow
>>142684023Even better to have Jonas's only helper pull to drop fat sprinters
>>142683867>I am American>I am having a heart attack>I am diabetic
ce sentiment quand pas de artisan boulanger
>>142684034jonas needs no team mates to win the tour. UAE are retarded and half the team are riding for top 10 anyway. that and poogacar attacks from stupid distances anyway.
fells squeak man
>>142683941what did he mean by this frens?
Time for an afternoon ride is quickly a-coming so of course monsoom and thunderstorms are approaching quick
nice car
>>142684049someone made this
>>142684083You know it's not random, right? Just ride in the morning
my wallpaper
>>142684051Honestly French bakeries are goated
>>142684105fuck anime
>>142683869>drop bars>suspension>road tires>mechanical
>>142684102I am at the /cyc/ office that time now that Autismbert is gone
whys is harry maguire pulling for visma
I will have to do a tons paperwork next week before I can finally go to my vacation. not looking forward to it. also need to relegate my /cyc/ duties since I'll be traveling to Urals to see me sister.
bardet getting shimano'd
>>142684133Do your bring your bike there?
>paleslime flagthrow a piss bidon at him
>>142683932Lmao, he looks like a kid.
>>142684105gay use this
anime faggots deserve the rope
ugliest POC helmet
So what's the deal with grug, dude comes in the tour with only Z2 rides and do intensity there?
another win for Albert Philipsen
please stop saying that our flag looks like a medkit
>>142684183humiliation ritual
>>142684183Training for the Olympics. Sponsors probably want him here so this is where he does his training rides.
>>142684151nah, too much hassle. me and my wife will actually accompany my mother there since she's being all dramatic about how this could be her last opportunity to see her birthplace and my sister. not gonna argue with her. well, we're gonna rent some bikes to do some sightseeing in Chelyabinsk and Ekaterinburg.
Red Bull having a great start to their sponsorship
>Groupe Cavendish 3,5 mins behind>go to ad brake>Groupe Groenewegen is now last with 1,5 mins behindW-what happened?!
>Eritrea is the African country with most TdF wins now >not Kenya
>>142684233Remking will save them next year
>>142684216SEIXAS is washed
>>142684252Froomy changed his citizenship to the uk
>>142684245Cavendish dead, gone
BREAKINGWE LIVE IN PORTUGAL
>>142684274rest in peace champ
>>142684257there is no stopping AL-bert
>>142684218doesnt it bother you more that the actual flag is not a rectangle (like in your pic) but a square
>>142684277
>>142684224SA got three as well
Why is the weather so fucking SHITIt's raining AGAIN
>>14268408745 years old and still on the road, for a fraction of what costs a modern car.
>>142684277How are my Tavfer boys doing today?
>>142684307no summer this year, sorry it seems you missed the memohope you weren't planning to go outside!!
>>142684307tomorrow we are getting over 60mm rain
decision to save my summer vacation for August is looking 400 iq so far
>>142684226>Rusbert has a waifudid I skip an attention payment sometimes ?!
>>142684274Too bad!
what are the chances that laporte, madouas or vauqelin get the coof? or allah chuting in Mähren? asking for a friend.
>>142684340well, I'm 30+ years old boomer. it's given
bummer
>>142684360s-sure...every 30+ boomer is given to have a waifu...
demare deviating from the line, cofidis laporte squeaking hard
>>142684334now get a high res of her fartmachine
>>142684183bit rude if you ask me. should at least go for one stage
Kek, they showed Demarre last win in Pau. 100% should have been DQ
>showing a replay of demarre when he cheated
>>142684337>oval crank>melty fork>sky>crappy paintjobOnly cute features and thigh-highs are saving this pic.
>>142684340Please pay attention
48 avg. are we breaking the speed record again? they're rapid these days
>>142684384I only see one last chance
>>142684404well, it's Froome. check this
this ain't the PCS van
>kelderman pullingThey're going to burn their whole team?
>>142684360>30+ years old boomer. it's given
>>142684411if this is a hot day in the alp its sneaky fucking hard
>>142684328>>142684336Reeeeeeeeeeeee
>>142684446they found their juice pack back so it doesn't matter
imagine another >2outall this hard work for NOTHING
>>142684453Last week should be hot. Jonas will be happy
>>142684434So much better.
Is Girmay based or cringe?
>>142684338def. July has been shit the last couple of years
>Gkek, shouldn't this be Gee
Israel saying they win today. Leaking the script?!
>>142684487black
>>142684493>we were locked inside for the two best summers in the past decade
>>142684483it's something out of fever dream. this artist makes everyone into anime girl. this is Matje and Wout
Stuyven looking good
>>142684471You just KNOW it's going to happen1. Girmay2.out3. Ackermann 4. De LieMy digits confirm
No way that so many of you are 30+ and not married
>>142684487giga cringe
>>142684360pics of churka wife or it didnt happen
On a bright side, no reason to be worried that Roglic will chute in some of these corners
>>142684514life really is shit
>>142684517why are they always wearing bikini bottoms though, they are going to get chafed...
>>142684522>digits
>>142684517didn't even bother to gender swap Chantal Blaak
>>142684487>devout Catholic thanking God after each victorybased
>>142684530I'd say most of us for sure
>>142684530why do you think my past failed relationships haunt me so
>>142684522
Oh and I almost crashed (""chuted"") today too.On a in-the-tarmac feature no less as well, lmao.Only my quick reflexes (that made me miss it initially) and impeccable skill (that almost launched me in the opposite direction) saved my precious, pale ass from painting the street red.The fucking crappy small ass, village roundabounds are a nightmare.
dubs and ackes wins
>>142684549haven't heard him thank anything else other than his family and team
>>142684530i am married, my wife works and lets me stay at home and ride bikes all day
>>142684549>Catholicbert please pay attention
>>142684549I've been paying attentions and other berts said he's Coptic
>>142684530give me one (1) reason to get married besides tax benefits
>>142684517>Matje looks pure>Wout looks sluttywhat did the artist mean by this
>>142684487He's based for bullying all those lidl schmucks.
>>142684582Why is he coping?
Laporte betraying Wout ?
>>142684530honestly, it's something I don't understand in cycling too. all these riders that have "partners". why won't they marry? especially when they already have kids.
only acceptable anime to be honest
girmay is 100% winning this
>>142684615There is 0 reason to marry if you're the rich one
>>142684307It just started raining here too.
>>142684588You have been absolutely mindbroken by internet memes made by seething incelsTouch some grass some time
>>142684615I don't think marriage is so normal anymore, especially is so in the netherlands. Everyone jsut has eternal boyfriend / girlfriend
>>142684598life's hard in Africa
>>142684615another reason for why Jonas is based and /our/ guy
>>142684615I immediately distrust these people, that's also why I prefer vingo over pogi
>>142684517Doesn't count if no bikes, tho.>>142684530Married? La, I haven't feel the warmth of another person since riding the elevator this morning.
>>142684615because cycling is the most liberal progressive sport ever so they have to adhere to cosmoglobohomo social mores
>>142684307Send help
Pogi upfront, fish is panicking
im feeling another Wout getting cucked Lafay style
>von ært
more anime
>>142684637kinda sad, 2bh
>8k to goperfect timing to tune in
>>142684530Got girlfriend but we aren't married yet. But I only turned 30 this year.
>>142684696me too brotha
van aert bitch boy to fish boy
Tillersisters...
>>142684637I don't mind marrying but I don't really have any close friends and I don't care that much about my family.
>>142684652isn't Vingo unmarried too? his inuit woman is also his "partner"
>mfw Belgian commentators keep bragging about how safe de ronde is and how many signallers they have compared to tour de FranceThey are unironically comparing a one day race on a Sunday ridden locally and always the same route compared to a 3 week race that crosses France and requires massive movement every day
>>142684728don't worry lad the BIG fella has this
whats the safe zone today? 3km?
>>142684736They married in 2020.
>>142684739watch the netherlands stream instead, I don't know what they are talking about though, I don't speak dutch
>>142684736he is married
Now watch Ackermann win this if he doesn't get cockblocked by Kristoff again
>>142684739kek I had this exact argument this afternoon with a colleague this afternoon
>>142684718With a vocabulary like this, you have to be clinically insane. Wtf is wrong with you
>>142684757>>142684766good for him
>>142684530married with kids checking in, u guys are losers.
>>142684746I believe in him
>my job as a professional cyclist is to constantly get in pointless breaks for TV time
Shan't be watching sprint finished, cya until tomorrow.
>>142684746all in on Flodhesten fra Mandal
>Berts not appreciating rain in times of climate change
My money's on the BBC for another stage win
is Jonas gonna do a leadout for Wout?
>>142684801our climate change is more rain... Denmark doesn't need more rain atm
>>142684780Why would someone with a decent life and wife discuss with losers on 4chan.
fdj is trying nothing doing nothing it's a shame and disgraceful as madiot would say
>>142684775he's not even the amusing kind of shizo, wouldn't be surprised if he ends up stalking and murdering someone
de lie takes this simple as
inb4 based Girmay wins again
my helmet smells so bad
Is pogi doing the sprint?
Pogi is gonna sprint?
>>142684822have wife + child. 4chan is like hotel california
>>142684843not the only thing
abrahamsen did this yesterday too but why does he do it
>>142684822Why not?
>>142684739wanneer Grote Ronde van Vlaanderen
>>142684836hopefully he doesn't have access to guns
based retard
what’s pogacar doing lmao
>>142684860i got rid of all my body hair yesterday
Cavendish was lucky to be born when he was. He's gotten to be a sports superstar, but in the era of BLACKED he'd be just another also ran.
>>142684881sprinting for bonus seconds
>>142684881staying safe
It's our time Woutbros
lets go Wout
CHUTE DE LIE
chute brutale
>De Lie Onfloor
chute comicale
lame jappe win wout 2nd kek
2out again
ded lie
2out
oh no!
KWAB VAN SHART
>2out
>2OUT2OUT>2OUT2OUT>2OUT2OUT>2OUT2OUT>2OUT2OUT>2OUT2OUT
>2OUT kek
fucking Wout 2nd AGAIN
1out after jasper relegation
I dont think De lie went down
oh no no no
>>142684522Well the rest was wrong but >2out was right with the 22
Philipbut what is Poggi doing lmao
>start too far back yesterday>start too far ahead todaytomorrow...
>wou2
R A P P EJ A P P EBASED BASED BASED BASED
chute looked brutalevauquelin involved? we are so back consefroy bros.
why does Wout simply not pedal harder
another win for the sociopath team
No more. Please. I can't take more second places bros.
Who is that I see? AckerGOD delivers again
>>142684959nah he breaked in time he was just stuck after the dead arkea shitter
Lotto rider stalled De Lie
>WOUT
>>142684975Astana murdering some more runners
If Wout was still on Wanty he'd have more wins
>>142684979>finished 4th
why does the polka dot man do this how is he so endearing
j*nas GAPPEDthey'll give m.t. thoughever
>>142684984good save by the stier
>>142684530I have a girlfriend but I'm definitely not getting married to this bitch
>>142684975Capiot
ouch
how close is green now between Jasper and Bini?
AND VAN AERT FINISHES SECOND, AGAIN.
Van Gils killed Capiot lel
>>1426850053km rule on account of the chute De Lie
What a shitty crash.
why was pogi sprinting
>>142685015There's like 70 points between them
Wout is ready for a silver medal at OL
Jaspo racking up the wins.
top 10
>>142685029to stay in front of chutes obviously
Jaspe pretty strong, did 300m sprint
>>142684984If I was in de lies place i would have somehow fallen over the wall
lmao that Lotto rider is gonna get kicked out of the tour fo sho
>>142685038>9. Pogilmao
>>142685029to maybe take seconds on vingo since the peloton got dropped by the sprint train
>>142684984arkea fault? even looks back and then closes the door
why did pogi sprint?
>>142684984imo the arkea rider rode into van gils and got crashed
>>142685040no at the finish after the crash he knew theyll get the same time
Thank you for the points pogi!
>>142685060ADHD
>>142685060Excuse for tomorrow
>>142685065ur right I didn't see him getting 9th
>fuck me like im your daddy
>>142685029I bet he is legit seething about the other day. Sprinting on pure anger
what the fuck is his problem?
HAHAHAHA FUCK W*UT
>>142685060Autistic rage
>>142685100can't trust anyone who dyes the front of their hair
he must feel like crapiot
>>142685029To not get killed by De Lie
>>142685080Those are supposed to be tears?lol lmao
>>142685100washed, simple as
wellens is definitely not 6th
>>142685080da fuck was this bike throw 10 m before the line
That Astana riders back looked horrible
>>142685080Kekd hard at that, and Jappe looking at him like tf are you doing.
Fastest stage?
Ack3rmann
>>142685060>>142685117>ACKea
>>142685112Pretty sure it's just something his hair does
groupetto arriving
>>142685080kwab
>>142685100if he stopped lying so much maybe karma wouldn't strick him on a daily basis
>>142685143they did 48,8 average todayinsane
he's like chinlet from the memes
van gils
>>142684984
purposely causing a crash so you can get all your buddies the same time as the peloton
>>142685100>I CAN'T SPRINT
you can see wout seething in slow motion
>>142685168side effect from being a domestique, like erosion on a mountainside
Fell asleep at 150km left, just woke up, what happened?
>>142685154Yup.I know a guy who has the same sort of white patch in his hair.Seems to be genetic since his son has it too.
>>142685196WOUT VAN SNEED
wait did Poggers get time on fish?
>>142685191assassin
>>142685206Girmay was boxed in and de lie was caught behind a chute so the worst case scenario happened (jappe victory)
>>142685230Time gaps will be removed eventually
>>142685191rough how de lie rides over capiot's hand like that ouch
>>142685230It's on 4k to go not the line
>>142685100What does his hair look like when it’s not gelled up like that?
>>142685230>trusting pcs manno, use firstcycling
>>142685154definitely your hair can get partially bleached by the sun, it happens to me but i am a r*dhead and i don't think its the case with wout
>>142685230would've gained 35 seconds without the chute
>>142685245Thanks
>>142685255I thought that was only if you crash. Jonas didn’t crash…
>>142685287held up by the crash
Real racing demain et lendemain. One can hope and cope.
>>142685272Russo launches at the same time and place as Philipsen and ends fucking nowhere, really shows the difference between sprinters and the rest.
KWAAAAAB
>>142685191
What could the organisers have done to prevent the chute berts? I'm sure plugge has some idea
Girmay still has 43 points on Jappe? Is it over, white bros?
>>142685255No, time is taken at the finish. Gaps are removed if (and only if) there are crashes (or a mechanical) within the final 3/4/5 km. If the peloton just breaks up within the final kms you can still lose time.
Van Aert literally doesn't know how to sprint
3km rule needs to go. I want to see GC guys contesting sprints
>>142685329I think he realized he was too close to the barriers and then overcorrected. I don't think it was deliberate though it definitely looks that way...Bad bike handling, which is embarassing in itself at this level
>>142685337yep unless Girmay chutes out (very likely actually) it's fucking over, Jappe kwabppe
>>142685347This one was perfect, jaspe launched from 300m, if he had the legs he would have won
>>142685334at the 3 km mark everyone gets out of the bike and sprints by foot
>>142685334plugge was behind the chute to save jonas
>>142685329
>>142685334personally I don't think leadouts should stop pedaling so far into a sprint
>>142685191Could be a DQ but we'll see. They did throw out Sagan once so some Lotto shitter shouldn't feel too safe.
its ok jasper bros, we will win on the champs and take green on the final day
>>142685392Sagan didn't even do anything wrong.
>>142685368He launched too late again, was gaining on Philipsen by the end.
>>142685392Only because it was Cavendish who crashed. They're not doing anything for some no-name.
>>142685413Exactly. They could easily DQ this guy as well.
Race neutralised in Portugal
>>142685403they do not go to the champs de elysees this time it ends in nice not paris
>>142685416It was already over when he hit the front too early
>>142685425what happened? doping?
>>142685443Laporte is such a shitter.
>>142685324>Russo2nd best stage result for FDJ so far
Pogacar was 50cm away from me 10k from the finish and he didn't look tired at all
>>142685451kek
>>142685403you'll crash directly into an olympic gymnastics routine and die
>>142685451I doubt itBut the stream goes down more often than tiz stream on rainy day and admitably my brasilian got a little rusty since last Volta
>>142685465He will be tomorrow.Vingegaard will finish him off.
So, Pogi's gonna lose the yellow jersey tomorrow?
>>142685465did you take pictures?
heard Pogi will lose yellow tomorrow
>>142685512>>142685532stfu and cope
>>142685512sunday
>>142685465Where was your squeaker sign?
>>142685543You forgot to quote >>142685500 as well, kwab
>soon
>>142685380Damnm. I guess this is why you close the door
>>142685532yes to Mikel Landa
>>142683043
>>142685571
Race interrupted because of toxic masculinity in the portuguese pro peloton
Another kino interview from de lie>never look behind in a sprint, if you look behind it's grande casino
>>142685500>>142685512>>142685532fraid so
>>142685590uh oh stinky
>Wout "ik heb al genoeg 2de plaatsen" van aert
>>142685519No I'd rather watch without my phone
>>142685590just doing his breathing exercises
>>142685605very problematic
Need a Pogi/Girmay sitcom
qrd on the stage? i see pogichud wasted some unecessary energy AGAIN
>>142685645i agree but maybe you took pictures before the riders came or the finish area
>Pogi says he'll be more defensive nowIt's over
>>142685725vingegaard is not man enough to attack
>>142685725>week 3 is 6 breakaway winscarapaz bros
>>142685725so it was his last day on offensive or what :^)
>>142685753He will tomorrow. Has to
>>142685725yea sure
>>142685725It’s over for him, yeah
>>142685771sunday they are telling me
>>142685725Sure this very /cyc/ will be the first to call him on it
>>142685725>ride defensively>get dropped by vingos infernal pacewe'll see how this works out
>>142685781That's what I mean. When Pogi feels good he always attacks so if he doesn't attack that means he doesn't feel good
>>142678535well I am only 64kg at 179cm so pretty skinny>>142681339I am in my mid 30s and have been unathletic my entire life with no history of athleticism in my family, so I wouldn't be surprised if it were low, but still within range for the doctors to not bring it up.
>>142685725Can I get an overview of which upcoming mountains are Pogacar mountains, which ones are Evenepoel mountains and which ones are Vingegarad mountains please
>>142685798vingo doesn't have the team to push an infernal pace though, unless it's himself that goes nuts early
>>142685825doesnt need to push it all stage, just on the climbs
>>142685825>cringeguard>attacking
>>142685825KelderGOD awakens tomorrow
>>142685753Its also much cooler to drop your rival directly off your wheel.
OFFICIAL Tour De L'Ain GC /bet/>Carthy 4.5>Sosa 5.5>Ryan 5.5>Cepeda 5.5>Guerreiro 8>Carr 8>Molard 11>LAFAY 17>Rochas 21>Ries 26>Elissonde 34>Bouchard 34>La Tour 34>Vuillermoz 51>Hanninen 51>Pedrero 51...>Pidcvck 501Kino race and a kino startlistLast year the parcour was a bit better though
word on the street is Poggi will lose yellow tomorrow
>>142685841the stage is all climbs
I predict a Capiot DNS
>>142685875yeswhat does he need a team for when his tempo pace alone drops everyone but pog
>>142685821Vingegaard mountains: Col du Tourmalet, Hourquette d'Ancizan, Pla d'Adet, Col Bayard, Col du Noyer, Col de Vars, Cime de la Bonette, Isola 2000, Col de Braus, Col de Turini, Col de la Colmiane, Col de la Couillole, La Turbie, Col d'ÈzeEvenepoel mountains:Pogacar mountains:
>>142685854>Carthy 4.5he still lives?
>>142685854someone please explain how can they let a carr participate in cycling race? shouldn't the odds be much better anyways ?
>>142685892>col d'eze>not actually eze to ride up itwtf
>>142685892what is this meme that jonas is a better mountain rider than pogi?
>>142685930meme?
>>142685825>inb4 Bert Lemon blows apart the pedalton tomorrowLAB doesn't know decency, expect some sulfurous domestique performances
>>142685930hm?
>>142685946no KoM KUSS no kino
>>142685946he's waiting for that rest day boost
>>142685862Pog will use worm(blood) as bait for fishbot, easy catch
reminder that the rest of the mountain stages are 4000+ of climbing
Hate hailstorms when I ride home
>>142685930?he literally pushes more w/kg that makes him a better climber
>>142685938>>142685950>cracking once>le bad mountain rider
Tomorrow
>>142685976
>>142685976Even without Pogi cracking Jonas is a faster climber
>>142685985
>>142685976on Hautacam I wouldn't say he cracked and he still ended a minute behind
>>142685976Are you stuck in 2021?
>>142686010
>>142686034painful
>>142686010i still have nightmares of Bjerg on this Bjerg
>>142686034Climbing that in 30+ °C and no full sun exposure
>>142686094is pog still a heat-let?
>>142686112always
>>142686112he copes by saying no but I think yes
>>142686112Ah well idk I was more referring to myself and in general
>>142686087>casually drops Adam Yates
>>142686139most dopage day from UAE, ever
>>142686087>>142686139They should actually try to let him target a tt heavy one week stage race.
>>142685930???
>>142686162ironically he'd choke on the TT
>>142686176It annoys me, but you're not wrong.
>>142686162noBjerg has shown he can do one of these insane afforts and then be shit the next 3 stages dropping before the sprinters
>>142686112Yup, as a heatlet I can relate at least with this one quality.You overheat so easily and once you do there is no coming back from it.
>>142686204Oh thats a great one. Ill start telling people I'm a bit like pog.
>>142685328Atleast we have KBK right fellow woutists
>>142686197guess you could pull a hayter but then you'd need to be alert on all punchy attacks + hope no other good TT'ers keep up
ISOLA 2K AND A POGACHUDISOLA 2K AND A POGACHUD
>>142685380I mean Capiot just stops pedaling mid sprint in the middle of the road
>>142686274are you seriously victim blaming at a time like this? someone DIED today I can't believe you could be so inconsiderate
>>142686274problem is he doesn't steer out completely and just goes for a dead van gils shouldn't have gone for the gap either as the flipside
>>142686274that's not a problem though, de lie said he shouldn't have looked back because that made him veer to the left which made van gils clip him and lead to the crashjust a race incident really
>thunderstorms and torrential rains all day tomorrow >massive mountain stage >no work
>2024>masks lmao
>>142685380Its crazy that lead out guys dropping out after their turn don't get crashed into more often like this if you think about it.
>>142686363MASK UP
>>142686360forgot
>>142684530Turned 30 last month Married with a daughter due in September
>>142686363wtf I hate this fucking goblin now
>>14268636010 consecutive months of the previous record of downpour in MM gets beaten here I think today was already the complete average of july rain alone
>>142686363one of his teammates literally started with covid today so he shouldn't act high and mighty
Not really hot tomorrow, 15 on top of tourmalet
>>142685842You didn't watch the tour last year
>>142686395too cold for jonas
>>142686395comfy
Also Del TORO will do the vuelta
>>142686414so that's why ayuso dropped outhe sensed the threat
>>142686414Vuelta is heating up
>>142686395it can be a lot colder on the top of the mountain so that could mean like 25 C in Pau
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bi9_eyQPt2U
>>142686395It will be hot on Sunday though. Vingo will end the Tour there
>>142686408WRONG guess again retard
>>142686456that wasn't a guess retard
>stage 14 and 15HOLY MOLYNo way Pogacar won't be losing time.
>>142686393is it raining in Duvelgium yet?
>>142686393My commute this morning was a fucking monsoon, even my hands were frozen by the end. wtf is going on
>>142686363there's ILLNESS going on in the peloton
>>142686493>>142686511ah okseems the same cloud is about to fuck us over
>>142683204Too warm for optimal performance, nice if you ride slowly and relax.
>>142686528yeah it was moving north east when I checked the weather radar this morning, have fun with a good 5 hours of heavy rain
>>142686511the effects of climate change are pretty frightening, especially if you imagine how much worse it's predicted to get in the next decades
>>142683270> not riding direct mount rim brake framenoob
>>142686559Is this a joke?
>>142686554>have fun with a good 5 hours of heavy rain
>>142686521Riders should be forced to wear colored wristbands designating their illness. Like russian conscripted convicts with their red band for HIV and white for hepatitis. Something like blue for covid and brown for stomach bug.
>>142686597
>>142683297Only the yellow decals, bar tape and saddle color are. At least it's not disc brake.
>>142686020yeah, but Pogi crashed on the descent before and surely burnt a lot of matches with all his (unsuccessful) attacks on Vingegaard who was in the lead since Granonnow the situation is different, Pogi is in the lead and just needs to follow Vingegaard's attacksas long as he can manage that, he might even be able to extend his lead by counter-attacking in the last 1-2 kilometers
>>142686585>rimcucking it in 2024based but unhinged
Philipsen lowkey building a really Great GT palmares
>>142686656yeah but he's too dumb for that
>>142686464then it was pretty RETARDED because it was WRONGnobody asked you anyways you rancid swine
>>142686656>burnt a lot of matches with all his (unsuccessful) attacksWhat about Vinge who was following the attacks?
>>142686676He managed last year in the tourmalet stage
>>142686679you're pretty mad, is it infuriating be so daft?
>>142686682Number one rule of match burning is that it only counts if you are the one attacking.
>>142686682saved at least a little bit of energy by drafting behind Pogi
Is it finally safe to say that Evenepoel > Roglic as a GC rider?
>>142686718wrong again you stinky hog
>>142683589That pubic hair around his min.. mouth looks obscene. What does he compensate with it?
>>142686690Depends on how vingo will ride really, I can't imagine visma will put their team on the front to pace, it'll most likely be UAE and eventually they'll start setting a fast pace and then I guess we're gonna see if the dane has his super legs back.
>>142683778Wouldn't have happened with rim brakes of course.
>>142686786Wait until Pla d'Adet/Plateau de Beille then do the first km full gas with Kelderman and Jorgenson and launch the fish from far. He takes minimum 2min over the weekend
>>142683872Greetings from Iranian LGBT community to the Tour!
>>142686747In terms of current shape? Yes.In terms of results so far? Not even close.
>>142686394>>142686363Some rider(s) got withdrawn because of the coof too.
>>142683690Frankreich sehen und sterben.
>>142686813But he has never been better on those one climb kind of effort. He needs the full pacing all day
>>142686395>15*CGIB
>>142683898> rim brake, white bar tape and saddleRiding with style!
>>142686854He'll be fine. Even without furious pacing the next two stages will still be much harder than Puy de Dôme last year for example
Let's face it without UAE pulling vingegaard can't do shit
>>142686915Tratnik pacing up tourmalet does nothing on pogi. They just need a good break so that Ineos does send de plus pulling
>>142686961I think UAE pulling hard on these stages is gonna start hurting pogi more than vinge by sunday
>>142686980>IneosThere you go these guys will pace because that's what they do
>>142686987Two Christian men
Stage 14 OFFICIAL /bet/>Vingegaard 4.75>Pogacar 4.75>Yatesi 8>Carapaz 10>Pidcvck 19>Gall 23>Bardet 23>Evenepoel 23>Healy 23>Gee 26>Buitrago 26>Poels 29>Ciccone 29>Hindley 29>Meintjes 34>Gaudu 34>Mas Nicolau 41>Harper 41>Rodriguez Cano 41>Yatesi 41>Almeida 41...>Martinez 67>Bernal Gomez 67>Aert 126Will probably go on a ride instead to be honest
i don't think it's possible to confidently predict how the gc battle is going to unfold
>>142687027with nice stages like this why don't your ride before noon?nothing better than a good hard ride saturday till noon and relax with some tdf in the afternoon
>>142683867> obese people emergencyHilarious! You can't make that shit up.One is missing though: Je creve la faim! Ou est le restaurant de Mac Donalds le plus proche?
Rewatching highlights from last year tour. They had wout as satelite, did the whole climb full gaz and had the 3 of the 4 best climbrs. What a difference a year can make. >>142687027I will be back from my 5 hours ride before they even start the broadcast
>>142687059mandatory weekend group ride starts later
>>142687134by your request
Rode up a hill today
>>142687123Pogi was strongmind as fuck to hold the wheel on Tourmalet. If he drops he likely loses several minutes and the Tour is completely over
>>142686825kek
>>142687049
>>142687158yes, well, i am the furtherst away from the meetup spot
>>142687178
>>142687208at least I always with the longest ride challenge by default
>>142687178Belgian bert is right, there is absolutely nothing better than to sit on your couch watching the full stage after some hard riding
>Exclusive: Tour riders are inhaling carbon monoxide in ‘super altitude’ recipehttps://escapecollective.com/exclusive-tour-riders-are-inhaling-carbon-monoxide-in-super-altitude-recipe/
>>142687263isn't that potentially deadly?
>>142687228meeting up with my buddy at 8, smashing some rampas in the walloon wasteland then home by around 1 pop a beer and eat some lunch while the spectacle beginsif only the weather was better
>>142687285Who cares it also improves W/kg
>>142687285just like orange juice
>>142687285Only if you inhale too much of it. Orange juice is also dangerous if you drink too much.
>>142687285Potentially, yes. If they do a mistake with the mixture and people don't notice in time.
>>142687354even then you'd have to be out stone cold before the real damage begins unless they let these numbnuts do it without supervision
>carbon monoxide + worm blood + pot belge cocktail
>>142687346>>142687353I've never heard of someone OD on OJ
>>142687417
>>142687399love the nasty stash, hope he grows it out a bit more
>>142687383Imagine them sleeping in their tents filled with a mixture of N, O2 and CO and the machine providing it has some defect. Until recently they didn't add CO to the mix, just decresed the amount of O2.
>>142687263It's widely known that smoking tobacco increases the production of EPO in the body through combusting carbon monoxide. It just fucks with the VO2 max a bit
>>142687399i think it was the collapsed lung that truly caused the supercompensation
>>142687263>the technique is highly similar to xenon gas inhalation, which WADA banned in 2014how do you even test for xenon inhalation>no reliable doping tests have yet been developedso they don'tjust don't get caught with a xenon cylinder in the truck (do they even search trucks?)
>>142686750by the number of women (sometimes violently) rooting for him here, I don't think he really is compensating
>>142687505the autoerotic asphyxiation riders will be feasting
>>142687518the worm was just given more space to expand
>>142687399Jonas wouldn't take something he wouldn't put in his daughter final bidon. Squeakers can complain all they want but this man is /clean/.
>This weekend the Tour de France will enter the Pyrenees. There will be some serious climbing on both Saturday and Sunday. “I'm looking forward to these climbs. Before the Tour I didn't really know which climbs we should do, but now that I know, I'm happy. These are climbs that suit me.”is he serious or is he just playing around now
>após uma neutralização da corrida de cerca 40 minutos por motivo de engano no percurso pela maioria dos Ciclistas, a prova reiniciagotta love portugal
>>142687608Who
new thread >>142687592new thread >>142687592new thread >>142687592
>>142687608taking the le quirky fun guy facade a bit far
>put 17 different types of doping in your anal veins>complain about chinky flulmao
>>142687643Pog
pogyattcar will out skibidi jonas 'rizzmussen' vingegaard 2moro btw no cap fr fr
